Theo Tries to Understand the Goth Life (with Kat Von D)

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[@chrisw1197]

“Going Full dark wing duck” 😂😂😂

[@doggie7602]

You never go full Darkwing Duck!

[@davidh2550]

That was hilarious

[@tl1635]

"You should get your son a vulture for Christmas" 😂

[@WhoBeSilly]

I laughed my ass of at that one. Get him like a bird-of-prey, with its wings spread out, perched on his arm, part of the next family portrait!

[@tl1635]

@@WhoBeSilly she didn't say much about it. But you know she was thinking that would be rad.

[@soundsbitter]

lolllll 😆 Theo fuck!n said “does anyone ever say you remind them of Dave narvarro a little bit??” Hell no dude

[@tl1635]

@@soundsbitter idk where he came up with that one either 😭. Theo is to much.

[@stephenh1955]

Violent Hippies 😂

[@madden919]

“It’s very Edgar Allen Poe.” 😂 Theo, never change!

[@bizona.3387]

Seeing Theo trying to articulate his thoughts, and making Kat laugh while not walking into land mines is pure gold 😂😂 Theo's so genuine and Kat's such a special human being. Watched the entire episode when it came out and loved seeing this again

[@thephatjesus3032]

Special for what? Being a Nazi sympathizer?

[@82pythons85]

That actually takes a special kind of person and talent, all about Semantics.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@82pythons85 He is great at it. I mean he SHOULD be, as a comedian you're a professional communicator, but he's in the top tier of even them, in my opnion.

[@KaraFrances-il8mi]

😂🤟Oh yeah she is a very special kindly creative fake Christian Satanist Goth is Say Tans favorite color!!!!

[@andrewferguson8032]

It was like a 10 year old talking with a 30 year old

[@kjvmsc]

Theo had me in tears about imagining Kat in rural indiana @ 6:16: "honey I seen a damn apparition down there"

[@Murad_Jim]

It was so funny you could hear people in the studio laughing 😂

[@haileyoslund]

😭😭😂😂😂

[@YieM1331]

I kinda sensed that there was a tone shift after the whole "value of property going down" joke

[@somethingginterestingg4275]

​@@YieM1331I think she got a little offended

[@YieM1331]

@@somethingginterestingg4275 yeah I felt them backstep from him

[@K1NGW0LF]

"Honey I done seen an apparition down there. Gawddamn, this neighborhood is going to sh*t!" I'm rolling. 😂😂😂😂

[@icyqueen8296]

😂😂😂

[@blvckphillip3917]

He said that right as I read this 😂😂

[@Brandon41n]

"Goths on ziplines would be good, too." 😂

[@ThinkAboutElephantss]

“She’s a Sith” 😂😂😂

[@drowjack]

Scythe

[@Voodoo_Robot]

Sith with a scythe.

[@joeroberts2156]

​@@drowjackI love how he he uses the voiceless th sound like "think" instead of the voiced th like "they", like it should be.

[@chrismadden2703]

"Go and cry at the Winn-Dixie parking lot" 🤣🤣

[@owenhunt]

What does that joke mean?

[@pixelatedsethtube1271]

@@owenhuntit’s a rural thing I think.

[@rocketscott]

​@owenhunt it's not so much a joke but a truth that is darkly funny. Like, the dude is emotionally broken but has no where to let it out so they park at the Win Dixie and let it out.

[@estwarcast]

In addition to the aforementioned there is a slight irony to the naming convention "win dixie". Almost ironic or poetic or something lol

[@ashleygatton5649]

It's one step up from Crying at Walmart lol.

[@06MRV8Killer]

I absolutely love how she looks at him with total authenticity and admiration for his mind while you can also see him truly thinking and going through his mental filing cabinets

[@goncalobaia1574]

Theo, brother, you're not alone. All men deep down have a thing for goth chicks

[@user-mn3xz8rw2n]

Men have a thing for all chicks... It's our thing😂

[@magicknight13]

Chicks too 😂

[@billynamer]

I never liked Goth girls until I saw this interview. She is drop down seesssyyyy, if only she didn’t cover her tats and wear ugly dresses.

[@pnut3844able]

Goth chicks are my OG kink from my teen years

[@panthersoul]

There was this girl I met at a diner… just randomly… she was at another table and I asked to borrow the catsup bottle. When she smiled she showed her vampire teeth. She had implants or something… they looked real. Anyway something deep inside me churned groaned ached immediately. I could not explain it… just at an instinctual level. There is something going on in the male biology that seems a little dark to me. That was an animal reaction… and I was really attracted to her because of it. Nothing happened but that sudden swift onslaught of animal desire for no apparent reason really intrigued me. Why?

[@randallsnyder5757]

Explaining the concept of goth girls to Theo in one sentence: They are cosplaying as Dracula's brides.

[@cryptidian3530]

Or Wednesday Addams.

[@gabrielvargasteran623]

That's hella chemistry between Theo and Kat but sadly the relationship would not work out well. The "what if" is giving me back huge levels of potential

[@josef2012]

🎯

[@vids595]

@@cryptidian3530 yeah if they are 13 and only know things from the last few years.

[@RogunK]

@@vids595 So it's not possible that she was influenced by Wednesday Addams from the 2 movies from the early 1990's or maybe from watching Wednesday Addams from the old tv show from the 60/70's?

[@ndrew19]

Theo said that he likes goth women atleast 4 times...just wanted Kat to know that

[@krusher74]

If this was a teenage hangout it would be apparent that Kat would have a crush on Theo but Theo would have no idea about it. And his friends would tease him for talking to her because they would be jelous he had attention from a hot girl.

[@picklefart]

@@krusher74that sounds like a personal experience lol

[@pixelatedsethtube1271]

@@picklefartit’s a common and relatable experience lol

[@idid138]

I think he kinda had too or it woulda sounded like he was dunking on her a bit much.

[@spoon8890]

I mean i feel like kat was feeling him too the way she was looking and couldnt hold that smile back

[@babysealsareyummy]

Theo just casually dropping an Odyssey reference 😂

[@ChillPokePulls]

ODISSIUS

[@bruce70403]

@@ChillPokePullsisn’t the story called ‘the odyssey’?

[@ChillPokePulls]

I tried to type how he said it. He did not say Odyssey at first. he was trying to though lmao@@bruce70403

[@SuperFizzah]

​@@bruce70403 The Illiad and the Odyssey

[@TheGonzogibby]

@@ChillPokePulls if you’re gonna be a silly pedant, at least do it right: Odysseus

[@welfare_baybee]

I love the way she smiles while she looks at him, you can tell she appreciates him for who he is.

[@kalebanth8323]

She’s def feeling him

[@illegaleagle1826]

She want some Theo von D

[@NegativSpace-pd6cz]

I mean it’s just basic decency to show an interest when you’re on someone’s podcast.

[@Robisquick]

Sure, but there's microexpressions that can suggest that someone is elevating above just common pleasantries. And it seems there's an extra respect or appreciation for authenticity.@@NegativSpace-pd6cz

[@Bob_Smith19]

She’s attracted to him and it’s on full display.

[@brandonnabhan3366]

“ wooden to metal falsetto” …… that’s poetry Theo 😂

[@SpencerL-uz5dr]

imagining some black metal blasts here.

[@Shovelglove545]

It sounds like his friends brothers band was grindcore lol

[@Shovelglove545]

Angry hippies playing extremely fast

[@billycole852]

You'd be a musical prodigy if you could get falsetto from a drum kit

[@vivek2668]

"you should getchyo sun a vulture or sumthn" 🤣

[@panthersoul]

“Why does one goth?”

[@steve1085]

Theo's cursory knowledge of things plus his innocence/naivety is so wonderful to watch

[@superstimulatedminotaur3681]

So truuee haha. He knows like 15% about of everything

[@BJ52091]

Reminds me of Archer. "What do you know about being Japanese?!" "Uhhh, I guess just the stereotypes really."

[@somethingyouhave]

His complete inability to articulate a thought. 😂

[@marie_es]

Honestly it's refreshing, and a sign of intelligence as well. He knows a little bit about a lot of things but doesn't seem to overestimate what he knows

[@seth8933]

So awesome how Theo can make all of his guests feel comfortable and have a good time. Grateful we have him

[@naturalman2710]

Desperate Victim and Epilepsy Lizard, Theo is brilliant.

[@te9591]

Prolly thinking of jesus lizard?

[@liquidamerican8543]

And Skinny Puppies lmao

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@@liquidamerican8543 Skinny Puppy is a legit goth band lol. Look em up!

[@Dezzreck]

@@liquidamerican8543Funny that Skinny Puppy is the real band out of the 3

[@liquidamerican8543]

@@Dezzreck haha i didn't know that. It is actually a very good band name for that kinda band. Do they sound like basically what I would imagine?

[@samanthacastaldo2845]

Theo gives me “Ernest Scared Stupid Vibes” 🤣 but like in a good funny way 🙈🤣

[@annamarie7982]

That is such a good comparison

[@samanthacastaldo2845]

@@annamarie7982 🤣🤣🤣

[@HelloOki]

These two have great chemistry. Finding someone you can laugh with is a blessing

[@doromac]

Mane called her an apparition lmaoooo

[@hapa817]

"Violent Hippies" would be a good band name. 😂

[@justanobserver8283]

That's the Charles Manson clan.

[@360Fov]

Theo let out so many lowkey insults during this lmao

[@LaurenOliviArt]

Apparition 😂😂😂

[@yodasmomisondrugs7959]

Theo fascinated by Goths in trees like he's Jane Goodall studying chimps in trees. 😆🤣

[@absynth0]

"Do people ever mistake you for dave navarro"

[@tnt01]

😂

[@idid138]

'Take that back'

[@krusher74]

she does look like cher though

[@tnt01]

@@idid138 🤣

[@shanenelson5533]

You know, it's weird, for some reason Dave Navarro crossed my mind while listening to this. Theo just pulled that shit out of a hat at random 😂

[@syr72]

I didn’t know who Kat was but for some reason I watched the whole episode. What a sweetheart of a woman.

[@720pLyrics]

hell of a tattoo artist too

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

someone trying to stay relevant in LA, that covered all her old tattoos and is on some born again christian BS 🙄🙄

[@yourenotwrong3511]

She's kinda hot

[@Medicated4yoProtection]

She's a neo nazi

[@hotline_gaia]

if u want some laughs, look up the Jeffree Star drama that she had 😂pure entertainment, but i'm glad she is ok!

[@petahpunk]

The goth look just goes with Kat, it's such a part of who she is. She seems very grounded and kind.

[@dontbetreadin4777]

I met her in Indiana, She is an absolute Sweetie. We welcome her here in Indiana

[@petahpunk]

@@dontbetreadin4777 that's awesome!

[@dazcam2674]

shes a devout christian

[@te9591]

She seems more like Roadhouse punk to me than goth.

[@TheGr8erPurpose]

I think people can be so easy to dismiss her, even to the extent of cancellation. Especially milking on her past controversies and scandals, like we all never had any at any point in our lives and never had the chance to just change. People act like people can’t change. Then (hopefully genuinely and I sense and pray that it is) her truly pursing a relationship with God through Christ, people will use that to dog on her too, saying grift to the next grift, now it’s a spiritual grift, I can understand as that DOES happen, but doesn’t mean everyone, but yeah people are just so quick to that, when we’ve ALL fallen short in the glory of God. Was super drawn to her in her early career - her prime - and even now and I thank God for His work in her, He is faithful to complete it despite how imperfect we are, He’s perfect! Blessings yall sorry for the novel. I’m glad to see hear your personal thoughts and encounters regarding Kat.

[@jebronimaster9030]

Theo can be rude and sweet at the same time..... I love it!!

[@brandygriffiss]

Violent hippies 💀😂😂😂😂😂 never have i ever thought this existed "Goddamn this neighborhood is going to shit!!" 😂😂damn Theo, just insulted the shit outta her😂

[@RealMTBAddict]

Good

[@rykersisland8254]

Nah, not insulting. Those people exist and it’s hilarious. Live in a little bubble and fear outsiders

[@ericballi4701]

Hilarious. And Kat definitely thought it was hilarious, she's got a great sense of humor, and is self-deprecating.

[@brandygriffiss]

@@rykersisland8254 she seemed insulted 🤷

[@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish]

Y'all stupid hippies were the OG badass tough guys fighting, riots , blowing buildings up then drugs n music pussy music broke hippies into peace love flower power n hardcore fight the government ,the black Panthers were hippies dummy

[@glenholmgren1218]

The openness & VULNERABILITY and abject *innocence* of Theo Von ... 😲 And the articulation of Kat Von D - BRILLIANT

[@BrandonChilds36]

You know what I hope Theo knows how much joy he brings to peoples lives he truly is a gift

[@Adrianlandl86]

Theo be like: How do I tell you you’re fine without telling you you’re fine.

[@nauseatingpain]

Basic people dishing on alternative people never gets old

[@repdale]

I’m a die hard Melon Head. Loved the Blind Melon reference and summing them up as “violent hippies”. A pretty apt description of Shannon and their sound.

[@lucidkate]

I was about to say the same thing! Huge Shannon /BM fan.

[@dallenized]

Look her in the eyes damnit! She literally said I’m going to wear this because I’m going to see Theo! You are a gem brother!!! Shine and take what is yours! 😂

[@joeroberts2156]

"like in that book... Frodoyseus... ya know what I'm tahmbout?" 😂

[@no_trespassin]

Love when people so different from eachother sit down an have a podcast

[@canvas11xD]

Theo is great at playing a fool lol

[@kirk-b-patrick]

I love the thumb nail of "little Vito" from The Sopranos. 😅

[@seanny4296]

"You look like a Puerto Rican whoah" 😂

[@kirk-b-patrick]

@@seanny4296 .."it's a silo."

[@HDDREAMIN]

That joy shines like a light in the darkness. Love it

[@wellthatisgr8er]

The laugh in the background at the 'violent hippies' part is just X D

[@Gibs11]

I love Kat used to love watching her show her voice is beautiful good to see her again

[@lucidkate]

Blind Melon = Violent Hippies I loved this.

[@sirisrex7542]

he a lil nervous and shes toying with him a bit. good chemistry

[@marissaveloz9724]

You guys complement each other so well! So funny! The difference but also such a vibe! The podcast that we didn’t know we needed!

[@illgillbates9561]

Great guest and great chemistry! Theo on top of things

[@elizabeth.annrose]

You both are so funny together! Love these clips! God bless!

[@djdanger9812]

Kat might be considered the "strange one" and then Theo starts to talk... haha

[@LaurenOliviArt]

Right 😂 love him ❤

[@soyasibonnie]

😆

[@rsrexkwondo2326]

She is so chill!

[@MADSCIENTISTGONESANE6166]

Goth people always seem to be that way no matter other people try to perceive them as something different

[@jaydub5515]

"Full Darkwing Duck..." God damn Theo rocks... Hah! ✌️😎👍

[@BobcatWolfenstein]

It's a fascination with the macabre and the willingness to incorporate it into our culture

[@Pazuzu-]

Its a search for truth above everything else, like that line on that Sepultura song: "only death is real". The lowest common denominator of all.

[@rtaylor1105]

Kat is just a genuine,kind person I've always liked her, and Theo is both of those things aswell. A lot in common , differrent styles

[@ScottThePisces]

Goths on Ziplines sounds like the best Midjourney prompt ever

[@JunkBondTrader]

Lol apt, underrated comment.

[@MeOutside]

When I was in high school in the 90’s the “goth” kids were usually the ones that got picked on when they were younger. I hung out with everyone including the goth kids and they had more posers than all the other groups.

[@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish]

I was a teen In the 90s n the posers were the least with goth kids

[@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish]

But also the goth kids were tougher than jocks or preps but I come from a city where everyone boxed or wrestled or worked hard , no pussies in my city in the 90s until ppl from Boston n NY moved in n thought they were tough n got their as beat by us portuguese ppl

[@MeOutside]

@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish We had goth kids and punk kids. Most of the goth posers were the rejected posers who tried to be punk. The Jocks were too afraid to mess with the punks or goths because they took it to 11. “That’s a nice car your daddy bought you. Be a real shame if it caught on fire in the middle of the night.” Preps kind of kept to themselves sometimes hung with the jocks. Preps were kind of a protected group because they had the money to buy the drugs the goths, punks, and heads all sold.

[@ninakore]

Goths are those who wanted to be cool and popular but were mentally ill and or/ugly lol. The outfits and style were for the attention.

[@JamesSmith-xk1fb]

@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedishbrother your average height is 5’5 😂😂

[@volumenspeed5249]

Theo acts like he don't know goth shit then drops Skinny Puppy hahah

[@Flightsuit]

YOOOO 😂 i havent got to this part yet. My dude is legit 😂

[@AJManol]

“Damn, he went full Darkwing Duck!” BEST SEGMENT EVER!!!🤣

[@heybaeuwb8888]

I work at a bakery and every friday night the Goths come out to this place called the nile and its pretty crazy like vampires going to party

[@joshpointoh]

She looks SO much like Cher. Her voice is even similar. How can she not see it?

[@byrdmain7511]

dawgy u need glasses 😂

[@spikejonzelover420]

She does ignore the one hater so far

[@te9591]

I think she has a total cher vibe.

[@TylerJordan601]

@@byrdmain7511like a young Cher before the surgery botching and drugs

[@joshpointoh]

@@TylerJordan601 exactly, like 70's - 80's Cher

[@jackknife4547]

OMG "let's get dangerous!" 😂

[@travisrouse4041]

"a lot of men would go over and cry at the Win Dixie" I yelled out of the window.

[@roodick85]

"I love your style.." cuts to Theo looking grungy 😂😂

[@heelmoxley365]

There’s some women that are just immediately so likeable to me. I loved the talk these two had.

[@DJ-3maj]

Proven fact: the more you cover and alter your body the more you experience anxiety and negative emotion. Covering yourself is a protective mechanism.

[@donkey3370]

whats your source

[@peterlarkin762]

Are you telling me to take my clothes off?

[@TylerJordan601]

@@donkey3370there’s many studies on this.

[@TylerLL2112]

You trying to seduce me?

[@lorddevastation8702]

He just wanna see that thang hang 🤗​@@peterlarkin762

[@lez0n]

This really brings back memories of me trying to understand goth culture growing up in the Midwest/south from the mid 80s to early 90s. I really understand Theo’s perspective and the whole seductive siren thing. I actually listened to NIN, Sick Puppy, Ministry, Concrete Blonde, Siouxie, Depeche Mode, and even went to see the Cure in concert. I just was into a lot of other things too so I would never consider myself Goth. Excellent interview!

[@goddzaam]

0:11 when the camera pans back to Theo I died😂😂😂

[@Mavrock954]

Lmaooo he said she look like an apparition im dead

[@user-xz5fi1zh4c]

Blind melon is the shit theo!!!

[@te9591]

Anthony Fantano + Ray charles = blind melon.

[@paulsmickersbangor]

You are in there Theo 🎉

[@caponeTV]

A vulture for christmas? WTF I'm Dead Pinche Theo lol

[@donna4751]

men would cry in the winn dixie parking lot in their trucks... classic sesame street

[@michaeldoesvideo]

Theo making his point and making her a little bit uncomfortable and continuing to push the point or say more things is so hilarious to me 😂😂😂😂 never change theo

[@babysealsareyummy]

He’s just so innocent, you can’t get mad at him 😂

[@shanemb3]

I love Theo’s unintentional humor.

[@rat_king2801]

violent hippies is a great band name 😂

[@dillonjohnson3106]

Violent hippie group 😂😂😂 I love it

[@user-er3oz8cj2q]

No matter how goth you think you are Melkor is always Morgoth.

[@te9591]

Isnt melkor a drow?

[@Murad_Jim]

I love Star Wars

[@c1audius]

Derp

[@nurgle333]

​@@te9591 a valar

[@te9591]

@@nurgle333 Valar Morgulis?

[@kimblackstone9949]

Theo says the most random things. I can only imagine the images that run through his mind. He's a character

[@offthetrail636]

When Theo understands, We all Understand!!

[@ganktuh]

Kat seems more peaceful after she got baptized

[@krusher74]

leaving LA probbaly helped too,life there is intence

[@Parfumprayers]

@@krusher74life is intense in a variety of places. Jesus brings peace even in intense circumstances

[@TheGr8erPurpose]

@@Parfumprayers Amen. Jesus the Prince of Peace, giving rest to those who are weary and burdened. Peace that surpasses all understanding because He loves us beyond any and all comprehension. God bless you all! God bless Theo and Kat! Interesting and captivating collab for sure, great to hear then have a conversation.

[@JDFlyy]

Waiting for that one atheist to come and try to ruin this comment section

[@iamhereblossom1588]

@@krusher74Eh life is intense and difficult in its own ways anywhere. Having money always helps.

[@jamespiscotto2770]

Being sad in the back of a Win Dixie!!

[@smileygladhands]

If you're sad, going to a Winn Dixie will not make it better. Do those even still exist? We don't have any in VA anymore, that I know of.

[@DanielleRubi90]

Haha “Desperate Victim” 😂 luv him ❤

[@vickielawson3114]

Kat definitely looks like a modern Morticia Addams.

[@Wunjo-Wunjo]

I love Theo Von.

[@magnusgranskau7487]

Wunjo and Theo sitting in a tree…

[@Wunjo-Wunjo]

@@magnusgranskau7487 ...trying to be goth, but being violent hippies...🦇🦇☺

[@oldmanblam4949]

Theo’s impression of us Hoosiers is spot on!

[@obiwanshinobi5631]

Every time Theo remembers somebody from childhood, he's like "First, Last, Address"

[@RJPayne]

It’s wild that dark wing duck is a legit thing from our childhood

[@fastbreak0822]

Kat is cool AF.... Pretty and talented..... The black out work takes some courage as it’s high level commitment .... No going back from there man..... Great guest Theo..... One x

[@TheKankaSorz]

kudos to Kat for having crazy patients with Theo lol!

[@LosingandMakingExcuses]

you're.

[@Jasmine-ny5we]

I’m getting Michael Scott and Jan vibes 🤣🤣❤️

[@ianAEF]

Gotta love the Von cousins catching up

[@thesaltysergeant4103]

Kat pulls it off. She is very beautiful and the look completely works for her.

[@te9591]

There's a lot of germanic toned dark haired latin type women that can do that look.

[@zdave6083]

Goth is fake as f××× ! Phonies should not be encouraged.

[@vids595]

She would be a lot more beautiful without the tattoo mutilation

[@Catch_u_reloadn]

" violent hippies" I love it😂

[@smartz565]

love this guy 😂😂

[@jasonwilliams1983]

do alot of people mistake you for Dave Navarro, err nah? 🤣

[@vexrich]

9:45 I laughed so loud at that bruh Theo is too quick

[@jimlthor]

He's not wrong. Growing up in the south was different, especially in rural/poor areas

[@vexrich]

@@jimlthor It felt like hyperbole to me because I remember jokes when I got good grades but not usually that bad 😂

[@cloudydaze7447]

“Honey I seen a damm apparition down der, gd this neighborhood going to shit” 😂 😂😂

[@BillStrathearn]

Theo like Hercules carrying this entire conversation on his own

[@all_over-theplace7733]

This was a better than a normal pod.I loved this one

[@krusher74]

She's intelligent enough to twist and turn with Theos tangents and that keeps the conversation flowing, when guests arnt it just gets clunky.