No, I'm being misogynistic. I'm not being sexist.

[@AlphaCentauri24]

Michael mispronouncing words & messing idioms has got be one of the most funniest running gags on this show. It was also really smart how they came up with these gems.

[@TheChicagoJunkie]

"How the turntables...." And then just nothing 😂😭

[@mirasilverthorn6733]

“Herpes duplex” 😭

[@fatnano]

Youthinize this place 😭😭

[@perw34384]

“Progidal, pro- , my son has returned!” took me out instantly 😂

[@0i0d]

The irony

[@Itz_Cliffy]

“Maybe next time you will estimate me.”

[@abandonedaccount1231]

Jan's face right after lol

[@beansaregross]

he kinda cooked with this one

[@JohanLGT]

"Fool me twice - strike three" is really smart and assertive, i like it.

[@melodi2036]

Just like George Bush 😂

[@henrygoogle4949]

“How the turntables…” this has basically replaced the real phrase in my house at this point.

[@jessefromok]

Same here. This Michael quote along with “I make the rules and you follow them- blindly”

[@lunza2780]

"The prog- the progidal... my son returns!" 😭😭

[@TheHolyRolle]

Hahahah one of my favourite

[@rynejin]

2:14 “…sort of an oaky afterbirth” that ALWAYS cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@AlphaCentauri24]

The editor of this channel is the hardest working person collating themes spread across 9 seasons & combining them into a single themed video for us to enjoy. We salute you!

[@ShamzeerMajeed]

Its Billie eilish

[@jazmithirafi5625]

*7 seasons

[@Slumped_Z]

Michael using the definition of welding instead of wedding 😭

[@zaphodbeeblebrox9225]

Office clips keep me gruntled.

[@PeterSedesse]

Youthinize is a clever wordplay.

[@Itz_Cliffy]

“I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little ‘stitious.”

[@Daniel-fu7jb]

My favorite line in the whole show 😂😂 use that one in real life lol

[@Miahiya]

“Working 24/7 all day yesterday”😂

[@rockallmusic]

Amazing work by the writers and amazing work by Carell in the delivery. It never feels forced or out of character.

[@josemaria8177]

Michael can't be sexist, I mean he even wore a woman's suit

[@briarmason8737]

It wasn't just a woman's suit. At the very least, it's bisexual.

[@facteurs9482]

@@briarmason8737 Yeah he looks like Hilary Clinton

[@Kingjulien_]

0:50 how did it go over my head that Michael asked for a “golden shower” 😂

[@FloridaWaterAdventures]

1:16 "It is because...I hate him!"

[@melodi2036]

beCAUSEE

[@mejsjalv]

I guess David put up with Michael's inane complaints just because the numbers from Scranton were good.

[@oleksandrkovalchuk5291]

Every time I wake up early in the morning my motivation is: "Early worm gets the worm!"

[@dawidgarbowski7860]

"Got to keep yourself dehydrayed" "That's the rule number 1" 😂😂

[@juancarlossilva7464]

Did he say broken Mountain? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ricebrown1]

R - E - S - Ps - VT

[@thebuffalotimes8730]

TDB , ryan smiling lmao

[@tentayeprimo6674]

Cupid's Sparrow, oh my God

[@anarkidota2104]

NO REST FOR THE SICK

[@AstroMoonGoddess]

12:26 “they’ve been working 24/7 all day yesterday.” 😂 I don’t know why I never picked up on that one until now.

[@Eyo-beg]

"What is we're fine."😂

[@nickalicious2335]

HIRPEES😂

[@MisterSigath]

"Where's my Golden Shower Phyllis ?"

[@Nunofyabizzzzz]

Oakey afterbirth 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarahseb3206]

It is erklnomically correct 🤣🤣

[@danman3359]

Cupids sparrow! Funny little bird but he gets the job done😂

[@isacomr2274]

4:00 not BJ about to break lol

[@anthonyc5525]

“I think it all stems from me being probed by an alien life form” 😂

[@torbenmoholt3031]

An ALF

[@Miahiya]

I need more friends that would understand me when I use these references from Micheal 😂

[@katherineg577]

The Brokeback Mountain one lmao 😂 1:31

[@garry4776]

It's so overlooked lol

[@melodi2036]

I literally never heard/registered that one til just now 😂

[@sarahseb3206]

10:00 has got to be the best scene ever😂

[@BosnianDragon]

He can heal leopards

[@nicholasrobertson4200]

“How the turntables…” is my favourite Michael Scott quote! 😂

[@acousticabhi9874]

Yeah maybe next time you will estimate me🤣🤣🤣

[@giacomoguerinoni9334]

what did Michael mean with “oaky afterbirth”😭😭😭

[@abandonedaccount1231]

Oaky aftertaste lol

[@sarahseb3206]

THIS KILLS ME EVERYTIME 😭

[@valueinyou9931]

So good...Michael has class up the wazoo 😂

[@iamanevutable981]

Some of these aren't mispronunciations. They're improvised progressions of where the English language unreasonably quits.

[@sunnydhap]

So so so good!!!

[@cristyangonzalez3578]

His butchering of the English language and common sayings is hilarious 😆 😂🤣

[@ny6978]

Well well well… how the turntables…

[@Xabeutt]

compilation of sassy michael, please

[@MrKevinontube]

“Incalculculable”

[@DEVESHLODHI-s8m]

as micheal would say- This is THE BEST poncilation of funny clips

[@utkarshsoni577]

after some time, the whole show would be on KZbin through these clips !!

[@NormFoss]

Michael's Greatest Hits

[@jaredkwan8183]

Some gem over here

[@TheHolyRolle]

Only the office will fix 2025

[@valueinyou9931]

Michael way to drop a deuce man...fantastic

[@hamedog100]

this compilation is extremely malappropriate!

[@Rootiga]

Always loved how Dwight is the only one that doesn't do pushups to go home earlier

[@Psychophski]

pure love

[@JayMaverick]

Watching these keeps me gruntled.

[@AlfredoToons]

4:36 He was right about this 😟

[@timber72]

Michael Scott was the heart and soul of this show.

[@jessefromok]

I use all these in comedic situations but Michael’s greatest quote is “I make the rules and you follow them-blindly.”

[@johnnymgl16]

Brooo im soo dabbed outt watching haha.

[@maryannortiz2695]

"Its really beyond words, its really -*slaps a calculator*"

[@smylesg]

12:17 Spiderface: the hairier sibling of Butterface.

[@jd3thegreat]

6:43 somehow still makes more sense than George W

[@welcome_back_to_1972]

From the title, this vid could've gone one of two ways. I think the better choice was made 😅

[@BoredPoe]

What is we’re fine?

[@Cinemavigilante]

4:03, B.J Novak nearly broke

[@lfcspectre4335]

Your the man Michael Scott

[@Mine4062]

5:11 I don't understand what is wrong with that one. I must be using the word egregious wrong too.

[@kaskben11]

10:11 he’s not wrong? 😂

[@FunnyClipMania803]

ok fine i will rewatch it

[@munchkin0.o]

not me who was learning english expressions from michael cause my first language was french lol i thought at least some of them were right xD

[@528Circle]

She’s contrapting!!!

[@thebuffalotimes8730]

"that's insane"

[@tomaszlukaszewicz4468]

12:40 Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet. American Fiat Multipla.

[@joshuahallman8830]

if I could summarize Michael Scott with one word it'd be Nonsense

[@ajbonjovi]

Gruntled is a real word 😂

[@terence2883]

Broken Mountain

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

3:04 who’s that standing next to Micheal

[@rikardus4023]

Dwight

[@chadwickborawski1718]

Mr. Shrute

[@BRMakesStuff]

Always missing the Elvis clip with Andy. Guess nobody gets it.

[@nickalicious2335]

"For what it's worth I think your baby voice is tops"

[@BRMakesStuff]

@@nickalicious2335 Nope. Not it.

[@reddexzx6685]

So basically it cuts when he says / does something out of pocket

[@NabeelFarooqui]

This is my humor

[@josephmapenzimasole2468]

I think you should estimate me 😅

[@sebastianruhland5198]

3:02

[@Omnomnious]

Can someone please explain why him saying "this is egregious" was incorrect?

[@Nunofyabizzzzz]

Idk why but it’s funny 😂😂😂 sorry for not being helpful

[@Tyyyuuubbb]

I think it was supposed to be outrageous

[@KentOng-q6r]

Amongst the

[@toomuchsukh]

well? he used "gruntled" correctly.

[@natethenupe]

Where’s my golden shower

[@DavidPeters1]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@RUMMAN132]

One small step for Jim one giant leap for Michael

[@shlaugen]

Making s'mores

[@sarahseb3206]

Not a native speaker 😭

[@AlfMonk]

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@britney901]

It has an earthy after birth

[@heatherharris2843]

To this day I don't get the spider face one

[@ecamp6360]

You would cut off your nose to spite your face," is the original saying. I think most of these fall into the category of 'mondregeens.' (If I spelled it correctly.)

[@dhopper598]

it’s him screwing up the saying “don’t cut off your nose to spite your face” which describes a needlessly self-destructive overreaction to a problem.

[@heatherharris2843]

@@dhopper598 . . . wow also never heard of that saying 😐

[@amitthakur-ky9hq]

When in Rome...

[@damianclark2080]

Classic old series not the awful post Michael stuff

[@bastlink7838]

wow

[@nothanksplease]

That cleanliness is next to Godliness thing isnt even from the Bible. Angelia is just in a cult. lol

[@zulfaaufairah9374]

yay

[@KentOng-q6r]

Agh