Elevator Baby | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@scottaaker5534]

Sometimes, I'm not so sure. But I love listening to you brother. Gang

[@awell-brought-upowl3596]

"She had two parents, she had a cat that was doin well..." nobody else talks like this. As highly rated as Theo is he's still underrated.

[@sethmann4478]

It’s like he’s talking to us from different dimensions lol Check check chicken check lmao

[@kim3295]

@@sethmann4478 oo ooooo

[@kim3295]

@@sethmann4478 idek how I commented on this! It must’ve been an accident 😂 😩🤦🏻‍♀️

[@awell-brought-upowl3596]

@@kim3295 lol it's ok Kim, we've all been there 🍻

[@ombligodeagua]

You are right. But reading that phrase written reminded me of the Dave Eggers style, specially the short stories

[@LillyMunster85]

If Riley is permanently gone it's because the last straw for was him not having a favorite statue. "You gotta have one mayne."

[@3DomSculpts]

Too right. Mans claiming to be doing the Lord's work, but doesn't have a favourite statue? That's the dark arts brother.

[@TheJCinator]

Christ statue in Rio is the only correct answer

[@pannonianbrute]

@@TheJCinator I am afraid you Sir are wrong. The correct answer is the Butt Plug Dwarf Statue in Rotterdam. Coincidentaly, not far from the Transformers monument. City also has a 3 story bunny rabbit statue that randomly changes location. Im telling you, them Rotterdam folk took that statue game to the next level, mayne..

[@SuperBrentendo89]

Theo even offered to let Riley borrow one of his!

[@TheJCinator]

@@pannonianbrute my statue game is lacking I need to get my life together 😔

[@evaninboots]

I love when Theo says something that literally no one says and then says “people always say” or “they call it”

[@laurainasia]

I say it

[@marquitospino5432]

Ohhhhh shit! Those got by me feel stupid now I might watch past clips .

[@JennaTills902]

"If ghosts had real skeletons, dogs would attack them all the time." -Theo Von, 21st century poet.

[@donc4099]

"You a to-go order for the Lord, time to box you up"

[@ffnovice7]

"Gang." -Thessalonians Vontavius Porter ThVP

[@Wonderbread3636]

"My favourite type of weed was.. cocaine"

[@JugsOnMySack]

Ttt

[@questioneverything7582]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

[@espy...]

"Ya know, my favorite type of weed was uhh..... Cocaine".

[@a-t5380]

Me- same

[@marquitospino5432]

YA YO ! HAHAHAHA! YA FORGOT THAT ONE. TPW is always funny but it was starting as rolled out of my coma layed and sat and laughed the whole podcast. It stood out

[@paulbryant8403]

Theos been killin it lol

[@cxinthechat4276]

😂

[@mileyrocks852]

I’m the opposite, my favorite cocaine was weed

[@MikeDamonMPG]

I could listen to Theo ramble on for hours. And that’s what I’m going to do Gang Gang

[@sharktoothgamingandfishing3524]

He’s brilliant

[@celestech2559]

He could talk about whatever that it’d always make me laugh

[@giggityeffyou]

"Thats it. You a To-go order for the Lord brother. It's time to box you up" 😂😂😂

[@folke.3107]

Man I was feeling 0/10. I was down in the DUMPS. Then outta nowhere a new This Past Weekend came out and it's not even Monday. I literally held back tears. Gang gang! Onwards.

[@auroraborealis13579]

Are there any other fairly easy things you can do today to continue the momentum that Theo brought this morning? A good shower? A hot cup of yummy coffee? A phone call with a friend? Watch a favorite movie or some college football 🏈 ? I send you a virtual hug and a reminder that it’s never too late to have a me experience. 💜💜💜

[@Sam-cr5wn]

@@auroraborealis13579 so true I wake up like that sometimes to I was just about to make a coffee then seen he uploaded he's a good laugh haha constantly laughing outloud over this man haha . Sending love 🖤

[@auroraborealis13579]

Sam Samma right back at ya girl! 💗💗💗💗💗

[@bori1986]

That Sentimental Hitter

[@stormcorrosion176]

@@auroraborealis13579 you are a good person, thank you!!

[@CK-id9tr]

A mortician comes on the show then Riley Meow is gone !?!? Gang Onward

[@braefull]

this comment is underrated

[@g0ddyie]

Cultural people be missing suddenly.... RIP Derrick, RIP Mau... Gang

[@jakeguercia7755]

So underrated 😭😭😭

[@clare5687]

😂😂😂😂

[@jckdnls9292]

Good . That guy was boring af.

[@tymirra8769]

Anyone else start JRE with Kanye and realized how boring the first 5 minutes were then realized there was a new TPW and clicked faster than a Billy Conforto hit that wall?

[@connerross612]

Defund embankments

[@Alexfromthe6]

His latest interviews have all been boring lol

[@luisalcala5209]

rip billy conforto

[@lancejames7072]

Theo > Joe; hardly comparable

[@Sickclanftw]

The kanye interview was the only jre I've watched fully through since he sold his soul.

[@Bobiqe]

I heard Riley Mao went to the African Savannah trying to catch some of them Elephant sounds

[@ServingKant42069]

Gang

[@joeybandar7300]

Finally an episode that shows Riley's personality

[@CashensPowerwashing]

Whos Riley?

[@thehandliesthandle]

@@CashensPowerwashing you havent heard of the famous riley mau?

[@warriorprincess1846]

@@CashensPowerwashing Where you been bro?

[@kennmor812]

@@thehandliesthandle you mean Infamous Riley Mau, former Eagle Scout assassin hitter

[@thehandliesthandle]

@@kennmor812 he's feared across the globe

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Three words. Smoke. My. Natch!

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

Gang 😂

[@bigfoot7688]

Lol

[@strocat25]

In my neck of the woods we call that good ole fashioned throat sex. Get that weiner heimlich maneuver

[@leftybronson8800]

Nick: think of some phrase so we can sell more shirts and merch Theo: like what Nick: any stupid nonsense to sell more shirts Theo: smoke my natch Nick: Perfect..

[@dsauce8780]

smooooooke it

[@shollandmusic2131]

"If the Chiropractor isn't on the first floor, that's a scam" Theo Von for president 2024

[@ToyInsanity]

Riley hit an embankment or what?

[@SalveMaria777]

RIP BILLY

[@cherryvanilla2828]

PTL

[@bori1986]

🤣🤣

[@Mrthortanbih]

He took a bunch of pills you say?

[@rayunterzuber70]

“Think about a chicken........now what?” For the love of god how does he come up with these things and make the funniest thing ever? Chicken check.

[@prasantht6910]

Theo talks like he was adopted and raised by a black family during the 1600s.

[@Demitrival]

Louisiana baby

[@JustForNowStudios]

Trying. Too. Hard.

[@Demitrival]

@@JustForNowStudios what?

[@Demitrival]

@@JustForNowStudios what?

[@jamesjosephsewell1094]

Cereal = surl

[@alexhatcher6153]

“You can’t have it all daddy... you can’t have it all... and that’s God man”

[@Marcopolo96120]

Sweat is just advertising that you been tryin.. - Theo Von

[@FudgeCakeShanker]

Not a lie

[@alanfox7165]

Riley passed away. He's with Frank Giles now.

[@bfarmer6218]

"It's not the people don't love us, it's that we can't feel it" - Theo, man. How can you be so profound in one sentence and so nonsensical in the next. Love you, bro.

[@adamgilbert7063]

I can see it in your eyes on this episode brother. We feel the same, keep on fighting that good fight. Onward.

[@arthurcastellano_dp]

Anyone else here for the legend Riley Mau

[@sungill3855]

YUP

[@jungshin87]

didnt watch theo for a long time, saw some riley clips. now im back -great addition, atleast for now

[@michaelwandell2533]

Riley rules. They have a great chemistry.

[@adampaccione1419]

Is that u mau?

[@marcusmoore9799]

I'm here because he isn't

[@gavinmarsh5232]

"Sometimes it's not that we're not loved, it's that we don't feel it"

[@cxinthechat4276]

Damn

[@CezaMVO]

The truth is Theo needed a break from riley before he goes full dark arts on him

[@a-t5380]

i hope riley is back soon

[@colinsmith3187]

@@a-t5380 na you dont

[@a-t5380]

@@colinsmith3187 I found his dryness humor

[@rocksolid8643]

@@wyattgrigor1995 I agree although some guests bring out that young thug. Like riff raffy scaff

[@clare5687]

Nothing like a side of Theo to go with my donuts and coffee this morning :)

[@alexlakos2640]

*Theo with a side of coffee and donuts

[@leftybronson8800]

From Dunkin Donnuts?

[@cameohenderson]

🙌

[@justhilly4252]

How bout you dunk these nuts? Buzz buzz GANG GANG

[@BradleyCowan]

Beautiful woman

[@Richiegalvan1]

“Alright check check, chicken check, checkers..” right off the bat

[@kimberlysiglerpratt5043]

One of our grandsons calls our chickens "Bawk Bawks." We have 6 hens for fresh eggs every day. We are SOOOO blessed!!!! I am SO happy that you are clean & sober Theo!!!! I love you, Brother!

[@1nstadeath]

“Dude look, if a chiropractor ain’t on the first floor, it’s a scam bruh. Fact.”

[@carlzmossberg5438]

A Saturday episode?! Gang gang!!!!

[@S1X_Bucks]

Buzz buzz!!

[@grasstoucher274]

This current weekend

[@johnnie543]

That unprecedented hittah

[@carlzmossberg5438]

@@S1X_Bucks Hell yeah bro.

[@carlzmossberg5438]

@@grasstoucher274 Can't get better unless it was a Sometime Next Weekend from future Theo.

[@michaeldunaway4128]

Theo “Run a cheese check on ya daddy” Von

[@Splitkix]

Riley needs to come back. You need to raise this child Theo. This manikin of a human being needs us.

[@you120999]

I don't like how many cuts there are in the recent episodes. The more genuine the podcast is, the better for me. I still love it though!

[@Bonedust66]

Theo's flow is smoother when he is by himself. I felt having that young man there was a distraction. I felt he was back in form with this Pcast.

[@MichaelHoward13]

"you can't have it all, and that's God" - saint theo

[@stitch4324]

“Indiana! That’s gotta be one of the top 50 states”🤣

[@georgepatrick4339]

Damn where’s my boi Riley at I bet he’s gone with that Mortician in a death basket smh anyways gang bruh onwards

[@aspiringnormie9499]

Got carried out in a tackle box

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

Dat boi deader than a goth party

[@dessed8744]

I'm a real son of a bitch and I listen to this show

[@smokintoomuch2314]

@@aspiringnormie9499 you can be comical and not pretend to be Theo.

[@ichi_go]

R.I.P. Riley Mau

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

“It tastes like a million children just kinda, gleekin’ into your mouth you know? And not children like children children, just like hypothetical adult, you know, non... ageless children. I’m not talking nothing wild bro, so get off my, get off of me on that.” - Theo Von y’all

[@adamhester369]

This was my favorite part.

[@brianm5563]

He's a verbal kaleidoscope 😄

[@johnnie543]

If this is Theo's new spinoff _This Present Weekend_ I'm all the way here for it! Onward....

[@peterbrown3157]

"And greg's short usually for gregory, or gregarious is something different, that's more of an urban name, but gregory for a white" dude I'm crying

[@TheGeorgeous]

That weekend hittah. Gang Gang

[@sunnyflorida8408]

Looked into the sun till my tears dried up 🤣

[@bradl6587]

"Rejection, it eats your ass with buck teeth." So well said.

[@HailHadrian]

Didn't know how much I liked Riley till he was gone.

[@muturaman3880]

Yeo, same. Realized I really didn't like him.

[@matthewgodwin4626]

@@muturaman3880 I just realized I liked him even less than I knew. Gang.

[@Bonedust66]

Theo is so unique. It takes a specific funny bone to absorb and appreciate this type of delivery. "People over Politics" the best refreshing mantra i have heard all frikin year. Gang

[@TheJCinator]

My guy rilandro either getting a couple gallons embalming fluid pumped into him rn or working at that mcdaniels. Either way RIP

[@B1055BH]

I laughed so hard when he said MacDaniels for the second time. First time I thought maybe I heard him wrong.

[@Dudemanbro1577]

Can y’all jazz up the cardboard behind you?

[@peebers9387]

lmao right?! at least get a green screen.

[@irisheyes2161]

Yeah kinda sets a somber mood! Get a plant or something...cozy it up a little Theo! 🥰😘

[@HARwinsOUTagain]

Riley Mau not taking care and love into this studio. Sting it!

[@propheticpicture2878]

Some stick figures or something

[@johnnie543]

I read that as "jizz up the cardboard" but I'd still think that's not the most dark arts thing Theo's done

[@willienobody4156]

“My favorite type of weed was cocaine”

[@lljusttry]

48 minutes in and no signalement of Riley Mau so far. He might be there, he might not be.

[@Sinisterkid34]

If not, 2 straight episodes without him. Theo looked visibly annoyed in the last few episodes with him as well.

[@arthurcastellano_dp]

I really hope he didn’t get fired. The two together were honestly HILARIOUS to watch.

[@celestech2559]

But he mentioned Riley... problems with schedule or something like that and that he’d be back at some point.

[@comegetthathitter6935]

you didn't hear him speak of Riley?

[@LeePayne2310]

Been hearing more and more ppl in public saying "gang gang", I love it!

[@dankoni]

you know that was a thing LONG before theo started using it...🤦‍♀️😂

[@LeePayne2310]

@@dankoni yea but I just want to believe its all because of Theo...lol

[@dankoni]

@@LeePayne2310 it was popularized in hip hop, so the fact theo hasn't been accused of cultural appropriation means pretty much no one knows he's using it 😂

[@dankoni]

@KeepBanningMe lolwut? i assume you're referring to black people, though the phrase could've originated from any race. cultural appropriation isn't about race. but while we're on the topic, you do know black people have been in this country longer than almost all other races, other than native americans, yes? 🤦‍♀️

[@a-t5380]

@KeepBanningMe wow man..you sounding a lil racist. Unless you native. YOU ARE NOT FROM HERE

[@MCVenarse]

Damn somebody else calls it MacDaniels?

[@richie9878]

Cheese check on your daddy

[@Goofy_Toons]

Read this exactly when he said it 🤣

[@nickaloo]

tell em baby catch me on grindr huh

[@PatriotsOfWash]

You have to do that ding dang ding dang dang

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Gang gang daddy

[@MantissToboggan]

This man is the funniest man alive. No hyperbole. The things this dude says just in basic conversation is the funniest shit ever. I have to go out of my way not to laugh sometimes because I'm usually at work when listening.

[@adamakinlade1758]

One of the most naturally funny guys I know

[@ghost_boy8162]

Last time i was this early theo was nose deep in a mound of coke in a taxi

[@matterrickson4984]

“30 German Shepard’s pissin on a tin roof” 😂😂

[@nathanhensn8717]

Awwww, really miss Riley. Conan made a career for his awkward sidekick, y'all can keep Riley on a Podcast.

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

I think we can all agree that Riley was a step up from Brendan

[@Xsurian]

@@kpeezyforsheezy definitely better at stand up at least

[@paulinevereker2426]

Oh God every now and again Theo will tell some seemingly “cute” story about his Dad and his past. Having your little young friends telling you “run a cheese check on your daddy”. Heartbreaking. He tells it in such an upbeat way without anger ... remarkable. My youngest brother was bullied because my Dad was almost 60 when he was born. But this is on a whole other level. Theo you’re a legend and true star ⭐️ and never forget it xxx

[@greasytacomeat9046]

Predicting no Riley.

[@Lowkeykhriz]

He said something , I swear he did

[@travisadcock8745]

Yea i think riley on the way out

[@royeaston6067]

When theo addressed that he didn't bring anything to the show and how did he feel about it and there was silence that was the end of Riley mau. Its funny but he seemed annoyed af to me.

[@joshchapman4753]

Hope not. That was painful

[@jessepetersen6351]

I can’t help but come back to this one as one of my favorites. Who names a baby Dunston? Come on, press the button! I think Dunston’s done enough 😂😂😂

[@HenryAkes13]

I miss Riley Mau To be honest I thought I didn’t like him, I was excited for Theo to back on his own. But daaaannnggg dude bring back the Mau Gang gang Mau Mau

[@carlzmossberg5438]

You can tell he's lived in LA for too long with how much he loves the rain. ❤

[@Zara_Brown]

Seeing this notification on a sat made me panic and worry that my kids are home and if forgot 2 whole days. Happy you're here today tho. Gang gang baby ✌🏻

[@pshort8086]

Me too. And I dont even have kids.

[@TexanBoy3]

A dose of Theo always gets me right, man.

[@JarranTyler1987]

Theo, I have no idea what you're saying, and I'm stoned af, so it kinda makes sense!!!

[@leftybronson8800]

Saturday Hitta

[@lljusttry]

And there you have it, that is all from Riley Mau

[@T1081198]

“Think about a chicken” ..... “Now what?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sach1707]

He says like 25 mins in that Riley is coming back but there a whole mess of "fans" asking about him smh

[@GSwear94]

Hearing Shine play at the very end put the biggest smile on my face. Be good to yourself man, you deserve it. Gang

[@ericl.8454]

Here’s the thing, I think Riley was perfect for this show. Theo is so captivating he doesn’t need another voice there to take away from the monologue of his solo episodes. Riley was the anti-Theo and it was perfect.

[@a-t5380]

I agree. But most these people dont get a dry since of humor..

[@tommy2seam]

“It tastes like a million children gleekin into ya mouth” almost got in a car accident laughing so hard

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

I judge people based off the music they listen to, can we all take a moment and appreciate all the dope ass joints and artists Theo has put us on to?

[@gabbybendel]

so many! bishop gunz, stevie stralight, leon bridges!! (i just found theo in july and i love his music recommendations almost as much as i love him)

[@izzokhan6390]

Shout out to his music taste, gang.

[@Brennan009]

What about satanic death metal?

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

@@Brennan009 🤘🏼

[@fatmanyrhaw9423]

now we need metro boomin

[@nilochervan8291]

Ay! Thanks for doing what you do. Comforting like that rain drip, you know.

[@Abletoth]

30 Seconds in and Now I'm running a cheese check on my daddy.

[@ryanstoyles7611]

i heard that one

[@EloyGabriel_]

Easily the best episode dialogue wise since the move to Nashville. Gang.

[@CSDonohue11]

Fell asleep to Greg Carlwoods THC , woke up to the amazing Welcome To The HigherSide song from THC and now Theo TPW Great start to your morning. Much Love ✌️🙏

[@anglerandy5736]

Is weed your identity?

[@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw]

" Leche Weasel "...LMAO for 10min Str8..

[@barryryan3934]

Theo Von and the Hodge Twins would be a legendary podcast... LIKE THIS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN 🤞‼️‼️

[@jam-sanwidge6947]

Yes!!! Let’s go 😈

[@creationsofeve2052]

💯💯💯

[@jaydengodfrey1214]

Damn... that would be mad funny 🤣

[@barryryan3934]

Only 9 likes??!! Geez... common fellas

[@buddywhatshisfacescalemode7314]

"Wicker casket so you can still smell me"... Theo is a living legend

[@mugsylogues]

Alright check check baby, chicken check, checkers....check ya neck. -Theodore Von 2020

[@popalien9152]

This is one of my favorite poems, "Cheese Check" But they used to say run a cheese check on your daddy Because my dad was so old When he'd have pizza he couldn't You know the cheese comes off that pie When you release that slice off that circle You really get a lot of that You know those little Little kinda like a cheese web Kinda like a lotta little cheese little String Cheeses that go from the slice back to that motherland That master pie circle

[@leefromcupertino9754]

Theo’s going to have to switch the name to this weekend

[@royeaston6067]

In the beginning theo would actually talk about his weekend I can't remember him doing that in forever.(even pre rona)

[@chrismorton998]

What would he do without u😂😂😂

[@Gotti89]

"If a chiropractor ain't on the 1st floor this place is a scam" -Theo Von I want that tshirt lol

[@collinkeahey1]

When I die fling me into outer space with an SOS message for the dudes in the stars

[@gregustler1954]

Riley’s body has been found at the bottom of the lake Chin camps at!!

[@rayunterzuber70]

“You can’t name a baby Dunston” DEAD

[@513steph]

Theo, this is one of your best podcasts. I felt like I was watching a top-tier Netflix comedy special.

[@ethanyangswag]

i just got kicked out of my house today and this made me laugh. cheers my friend.

[@cxinthechat4276]

Hang in there. Gang

[@anglerandy5736]

Of course the girls rejection story is rejecting someone, not being rejected.

[@Chillbro08]

To go order for the lord😂😂

[@medardobuentello2956]

read this comment at the exact moment he said it...how weird.

[@medardobuentello2956]

11:25

[@noahtone59]

“non ageless children” bro 😂😂😂 theo literally just says the most random shit but sounds so serious, hilarious

[@Bball35454]

Theo's mullet is starting to grow a mullet

[@jakrispy3418]

"Run a cheese check on ya daddy"🤣

[@kingofhisworld1]

"check ya neck". I'm done! 😭😎💯

[@rjmdnw6343]

"It'll eat your ass with buck teeth" -Thoe Von

[@maddiedogg939]

Someone intervene on Theo!! Go get ahold of him!!.. There is a clear pattern happening here. R I.P Riley🙀..gone but not dead ...cant say I'll miss him...cant even remember what he looked like.

[@chevyman217]

“I tried to fake my death when I was 20” -Theo 🤣😂

[@rodsic1]

Both my parents are older too, it's no fun, they don't wanna do shit but rest, watch tv and fall asleep watching tv, so you cant even see a movie with them, them snores don't let you keep enjoying the movie even

[@mildred714]

not gonna lie apart from the snoring that sounds amazing.

[@ChefMichaelG]

Love and appreciate them

[@travis5177]

Don't be too hard on them. It could be a lot worse than watching too much TV.

[@DIIO9999]

I wish I had parents like you, sounds so easy. My parents are annoying and act like teenagers

[@ernesto8290]

@@mildred714 i get it. You just wanna bond/ relate to your folks / friends. Only thing I can say is don't victimize yourseld

[@coopcoo]

I finally figured it out, Theo is the closest thing to Norm MacDonald we have now.