Theo Von Gets Rejected

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3 жыл бұрын

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Excerpt from Fence Rabbits | This Past Weekend w: Theo Von #300
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@StephenIC
@StephenIC Жыл бұрын
I exploded laughing at: "I didn't know what to ask her so I just asked her name again" 💀
@philipmalaby8172
@philipmalaby8172 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is so quick witted it’s hard to imagine him being nervous talking to a chick.
@mr.almezeini647
@mr.almezeini647 2 жыл бұрын
With how quick witted he is, you would think he could tell if a girl into him. You gotta catch on the signs bro.
@joe-un1ky
@joe-un1ky 2 жыл бұрын
That's the thing about being nervous, sometimes all your wit gets choked and disappears
@leekeeho543
@leekeeho543 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.almezeini647 been there before, probably the most beautiful woman I've had interested in me and due to my job this happens quite often so I'm comfortable dealing with it but this girl seemed so out of my league that even though she was the one who approached me I choked, couldn't rly finish a sentence and you could see the lack of confidence in me. She invited me out after work and I still regret it to this day but I was so uncomfortable I just immediately said: Sorry, I'm meeting my girlfriend after work... Still kinda pissed to this day ahah
@Abaddon3x7
@Abaddon3x7 2 жыл бұрын
@@leekeeho543 Tell her why you said that, tell her the truth, she might like you for it.
@H0kram
@H0kram 2 жыл бұрын
@@Abaddon3x7 Yea I agree with you. Do it man, nothing like a flood of honesty especially when the options are tight anyway 😄
@Sixsoul
@Sixsoul 3 жыл бұрын
This year every man has at least one desert 9 that got away
@123UNFILTERED
@123UNFILTERED 3 жыл бұрын
Deserts? Interesting.....are you cyber stalking me? That's so sweet
@sovalouX
@sovalouX 3 жыл бұрын
And I did cuz he was gayz
@Kronic1Chillz
@Kronic1Chillz 3 жыл бұрын
i dont get this comment someone explain pls
@EBDxGAMINGx
@EBDxGAMINGx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kronic1Chillz Desert he is referencing people who live in the east and the women wear face coverings and so they look like a 9 based on their eyes 😅🤣 hope that makes sense for ya
@yes3858
@yes3858 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't had dessert yet this year 😭
@frankymacf
@frankymacf 3 жыл бұрын
“Point-blank ate a crepe in front of this woman” 😂😂😂😂😂
@365tiktok5
@365tiktok5 3 жыл бұрын
With a mask on
@frankymacf
@frankymacf 3 жыл бұрын
@@365tiktok5 That would have been legendary 😂
@basse9914
@basse9914 3 жыл бұрын
Feels so good hearing other people being rejected, makes me feel not alone in this lmao
@kane4191
@kane4191 3 жыл бұрын
Lol ur not alone buddy(;
@itsSkippy641
@itsSkippy641 3 жыл бұрын
Bro the right one is one. There!! lol all the others are fails or rejection haha
@redclanwool1590
@redclanwool1590 3 жыл бұрын
Unda pressure!
@christopherbraley7571
@christopherbraley7571 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@TheFartofGod
@TheFartofGod 3 жыл бұрын
Haha says Emilio Estevez?
@waynecampbell8531
@waynecampbell8531 3 жыл бұрын
I got rejected recently by a girl who I've known my whole life, but it might turn out to be a blessing because I'm finally getting my shit together and working out again. Done being a depressed weirdo. Today was my 5th day. Feeling good. Edit: a year later, I’m still lifting. I’m in great shape, I graduated college, and I have a girlfriend. 👍🏻
@alinethani2236
@alinethani2236 3 жыл бұрын
that's good to here bro, hope u mk to the end of the yr with positivity too
@waynecampbell8531
@waynecampbell8531 3 жыл бұрын
Cleowessa Faith thanks, man
@evilmemeboi6160
@evilmemeboi6160 3 жыл бұрын
I like the phrase “depressed weirdo”- I sure feel that way sometimes 😪 I use to have many friends and after moving so often it’s just me often.
@j.n924
@j.n924 3 жыл бұрын
work on yourself man, stay positive, and love life
@slowsrtfo5489
@slowsrtfo5489 3 жыл бұрын
Love it 💪
@Papagiorgio153
@Papagiorgio153 3 жыл бұрын
"Every bite tasted like the girl did Not like me" 😂
@DrPhil-kx3ci
@DrPhil-kx3ci 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck, that’s funny
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 3 жыл бұрын
Shame crepe lol 😂 with full eye contact. The balls on this man.
@Malachi_Padilla
@Malachi_Padilla 11 ай бұрын
This guy is literally the opposite of Mark Zuckerberg. He’s sooooo human. Soooo relatable.
@alfredojarvis8636
@alfredojarvis8636 3 жыл бұрын
"You ever been so nervous you can't even hear what their saying" Lol I've never heard anybody talk about this - it's happened to me a couple times 😂😂😂
@aphysique
@aphysique 3 жыл бұрын
FOOOK yeah, or you loose total concentration
@garretthunterhodges
@garretthunterhodges 3 жыл бұрын
It happens way to often for me
@trashman1320
@trashman1320 3 жыл бұрын
Standing still in the rain causes one to reflect and become self aware. Close your eyes then and learn to love what you've become. After a time, you'll open your eyes to the faces watching you, curious to hear your voice. I've had many fan girls, I wish them well but I save myself for the right one. Forget women, find financial freedom. Your life /---------------------------------------------\ Your youth /--\ Don't let society dictate your emotions.
@ATXMEX78
@ATXMEX78 3 жыл бұрын
Here on KZbin look up Entrepreneurs and Cars with Richard Cooper and you will start learning about being in your frame and bringing women into it. A lot of young guys should start watching these videos trust me it will help you out it's free..
@hogsandstews
@hogsandstews 3 жыл бұрын
I used to get really socially anxious and this would happen to me all the time. I was so focused on coming up with something to say I wouldn't even be able to pay attention to what the other person was saying to me and would always end up saying something stupid like Theo asking her what her name was again lmao.
@BenSultanMusic
@BenSultanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
God, this story is embedded into every man ever. We all have our version of this story.
@Ashutt92
@Ashutt92 3 жыл бұрын
“Bruh alright I’ll eat em until we’re married if I have to”
@beatlesmom
@beatlesmom 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine rejecting the Rat King. Clara, you screwed up sister. I need to get a job in a crepe shop immediately.
@rachaellynch622
@rachaellynch622 3 жыл бұрын
Im the 2nd coming of the rat king add my ig needmeanewbenz u make me want to make the right decisions in life
@notapplicable328
@notapplicable328 Жыл бұрын
A crepery
@LaurenOliviArt
@LaurenOliviArt Жыл бұрын
Yes girl 😂😂😂
@okgotcha1642
@okgotcha1642 3 жыл бұрын
Am I tripping or did he call the hijab a “word yamaka” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Drench_Gang79
@Drench_Gang79 3 жыл бұрын
Aka that front muffler. I think he meant muzzle 😂
@4wight
@4wight 3 жыл бұрын
He was trying to think of the word 'yashmak', but a 'word yarmulka' is just a genius piece of word association.
@Will-kl5ri
@Will-kl5ri 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly unreal level intellect
@YacoFlaco
@YacoFlaco 3 жыл бұрын
That muffler bro 😂😂
@dustinbailey9644
@dustinbailey9644 3 жыл бұрын
Just roll with the genius that is Theo lol
@peterkovic2241
@peterkovic2241 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is rapidly becoming my favorite comedian. Just seems like a cool, authentic person.
@barbells_and_guitars
@barbells_and_guitars 3 жыл бұрын
"who knows, she could've been calling the police" 😂😂😂
@fantomasfanto8469
@fantomasfanto8469 3 жыл бұрын
The mullet is a hard sell, it’s too much of the dark arts. 🤣🤣🤣
@el3usis622
@el3usis622 3 жыл бұрын
the dark arts are phenomenal
@MHollywood5
@MHollywood5 3 жыл бұрын
I work with a guy who has a lady but the gas station we fuel the vans up at hit on him. She led off with "I'm really into mullets" haha
@melverys
@melverys 2 жыл бұрын
Mullets are hot as hell lol
@vibeworldmeta
@vibeworldmeta 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The feeling of getting rejected is way better than "I shoulda talked to her!" and have regrets for years on end. Plus, you get hilarious stories to tell your boys. Go get you some!
@pullupparker6110
@pullupparker6110 2 жыл бұрын
Rejection over regret
@Romeolives619
@Romeolives619 2 жыл бұрын
Idk about that one lol one is a rejection memory and the other a positive hopefulness. One is a NO the other one a maybe.
@lillotusplays
@lillotusplays Жыл бұрын
Nope rejection and them straight up telling u they dont wanr u is worse than thinking back at potential conversations
@10draperful
@10draperful Жыл бұрын
​@@lillotusplays really depends on the type of person you are. Rationally, on paper, the best method is of COURSE to ask. You're discounting the fact that they might say YES! There's so use resigning yourself to failure. Successful people are only successful because they try
@G_xx_
@G_xx_ 5 ай бұрын
Agreed 🫡
@drkumi
@drkumi 3 жыл бұрын
Theo thank you for revealing your terribly awkward moments. Makes my dumbass feel better even famous comedians have similar experiences
@MohamedAli-dz1yo
@MohamedAli-dz1yo 3 жыл бұрын
Advice for guys. Never ever feel bad about rejection. There are literally countless reasons a girl might not be interested. They could be in a relationship, just getting out of one, asexual, busy with work, going through something, you could be not their type, remind them of an ex, or they could be shallow/full of themselves. Also, be very considerate asking a girl out at work, it could make them really uncomfortable. So only do so if you really feel a connection and ask in a no big deal way, so it doesn’t ruin their work day if they have to say no. If they say no be cool and friendly about it and move on. Finally, think about how shallow and silly most of your guy friends are, women are not angels they are imperfect people just like you so don’t put them on a false pedestal. If you recognize this you won’t be nervous, rejection won’t be so serious, and you will have real friendships and relationships with women.
@trashaccount5106
@trashaccount5106 Жыл бұрын
Hey that's really useful advice, I'd say the same
@heh6731
@heh6731 Жыл бұрын
Delusional, feel-good ramble. The majority of rejections happen because women feel the man is beneath them.
@G_xx_
@G_xx_ 5 ай бұрын
Or you could just be ugly 🤷‍♂️
@lesshuman00
@lesshuman00 4 ай бұрын
Women just want a guy who's perfect at everything. Perfect looks, high earner, a comedian with perfect social skills. Most of us try our best but we're still not good enough to reach women's standards today
@colttaylor5725
@colttaylor5725 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when i got rejected by a hot physical therapest but still had to see her twice a week for 6 more weeks lol
@Francisah
@Francisah 3 жыл бұрын
Should've waited until the last appointment to ask her our bruh
@AndrewD624
@AndrewD624 3 жыл бұрын
@@Francisah Nah she could have been taken by then. Shooters shoot.
@danielhendrix8397
@danielhendrix8397 3 жыл бұрын
woof reading that made me cringe for you dawg, stay blessed and undressed cuz. ganggang slangslang
@tekiero
@tekiero 3 жыл бұрын
bro, I asked out my classmate girl. Got fucking rejected, then we studied together for 2 fucking awkward years!
@tw4898
@tw4898 3 жыл бұрын
I once asked out my Japanese teacher and she said no so I ripped on myself in class for getting rejected and it always got a laugh from her and then at the end of the course she said she’d give me one date. Which turned into more than one of ya know what I mean.
@danieldouglas4211
@danieldouglas4211 3 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t a home run, but going into the challenge of approaching Is still a win in my book.
@iwatchyoutube9610
@iwatchyoutube9610 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you hit a home run and sometimes you just have to run home.
@AtTheEndProductions
@AtTheEndProductions 3 жыл бұрын
One day that girl will find out that she turned down the Rat King himself, for her boyfriend Kevin who works at Home Depot and tries his best.
@jpk9902
@jpk9902 3 жыл бұрын
Why is it always a Kevin lol
@Harry-xv3zh
@Harry-xv3zh 3 жыл бұрын
What the hell bro, I am trying my best. 😆
@james9311
@james9311 3 жыл бұрын
So she should why break up with a good man
@AI-lf9qb
@AI-lf9qb 3 жыл бұрын
@Crazy Cletus ye haw
@fuzzyroger
@fuzzyroger 3 жыл бұрын
That is a very shallow outlook . Maybe Kevin is a good dude and treats her well . Maybe Kevin makes her feel special and truly cares about her happiness and well being . Also , maybe she thought Theo was a weirdo and just told him she had boyfriend so he would politely go away . Many girls say that so the dudes fragile ego wont be further damaged .
@grommike3726
@grommike3726 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine Theo ever being at a loss for words.
@Christopher-ms5ke
@Christopher-ms5ke Жыл бұрын
Watch his interview with Khalyla
@tomatosauce605
@tomatosauce605 3 жыл бұрын
She's a desert 9 😂😂😂😂
@ouchoutdoors7217
@ouchoutdoors7217 3 жыл бұрын
Anytime a girl answers she has a boyfriend you got to come back with that home-wrecking hitter "how long you had that problem???"
@dy120481
@dy120481 3 жыл бұрын
@@nivangunaratne6068 Hot damn that's fantastic.
@ltsmum3316
@ltsmum3316 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Scanlan5
@Scanlan5 3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@jamesc7121
@jamesc7121 3 жыл бұрын
That shit is old. I been saying that for years.
@aphysique
@aphysique 3 жыл бұрын
OHHHH SHIET, that's da numb one stunna right there
@CTK725
@CTK725 3 жыл бұрын
Middle Eastern women... They wear that front muffler
@SJ-Equipment
@SJ-Equipment 3 жыл бұрын
He's spot on
@austinhunt4260
@austinhunt4260 3 жыл бұрын
That word yarmulke! Amazing how his brain works.
@BrownSnugs
@BrownSnugs 3 жыл бұрын
PHAT FELLA
@orangesurfer563
@orangesurfer563 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha He learned that word from Joey Diaz .
@phoenix1473
@phoenix1473 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@redredred1
@redredred1 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is more amped about this rejection than he's been about anything forever. Something tells me his new settings are a good influence for him.
@ryantoner8132
@ryantoner8132 3 жыл бұрын
I feel 10ft tall after being rejected too. It's weird
@marcies1297
@marcies1297 3 жыл бұрын
Can u explain?
@redredred1
@redredred1 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcies1297 He moved out of LA and seems to be enjoying it.
@TheMiist
@TheMiist 3 жыл бұрын
@Redresseny if you're from the south you come to expect goodness out of most people and LA is a soulless degenerate mess of a city
@GreggValue
@GreggValue 2 жыл бұрын
@@redredred1 where'd he move?
@Kevin-de3qc
@Kevin-de3qc 3 жыл бұрын
The 22 people who dislike this were the people standing in line at the crepe place while Theo was trying to Mac
@fuzzyroger
@fuzzyroger 3 жыл бұрын
I embrace rejection . It actually emboldens my character . Accept that you will lose sometimes . Cherish the wins and be confident win or lose . Confidence is the magic ingredient .
@townbythetown
@townbythetown 2 жыл бұрын
I’m newly single after 7 years feeling like a fish outta water. How do you embrace that shit man
@fuzzyroger
@fuzzyroger 2 жыл бұрын
@@townbythetown Not everyone will like you .I can handle that fact and still know I have self worth . I am quite humored when i am rejected . One cannot base self worth on the opinions of others . If you leave self worth in the hands of others you will always lose .
@Tupemo
@Tupemo 3 жыл бұрын
You didnt get rejected dude, she was just spoken for already.
@Onnnit1
@Onnnit1 3 жыл бұрын
This is stage material.
@stoneyardband
@stoneyardband 3 жыл бұрын
99% of what comes out of theos mouth is stage material
@Will-kl5ri
@Will-kl5ri 3 жыл бұрын
Theo could get up on stage and just talk and it’d be better than 95% of comedians out there right now
@aphysique
@aphysique 3 жыл бұрын
Absofookenlutely,..
@xbxbax69
@xbxbax69 3 жыл бұрын
*materiel
@elijahgavin6706
@elijahgavin6706 2 жыл бұрын
He obviously uses his podcast as spontaneous material testing
@stephanieb663
@stephanieb663 3 жыл бұрын
lmao "so i just asked her name again" :***(
@vomitingwithungodlyaccurac3218
@vomitingwithungodlyaccurac3218 2 жыл бұрын
This story was absolutely riveting. I’m literally on the edge of my couch.
@jpgibb7360
@jpgibb7360 Жыл бұрын
Not sure if this was satire but I literally was
@kamikaze4132
@kamikaze4132 2 жыл бұрын
They don't make bravely honest men like Theo everyday. He's a treasure
@nickp3949
@nickp3949 Жыл бұрын
“Every bite tasted like this girl does not like me” Bro…you nailed it. You nailed the struggle.
@johnbreese8444
@johnbreese8444 3 жыл бұрын
"Ah wuz in Saw-dee UH-rabbya..."
@robaskins5916
@robaskins5916 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations mr. Theo, I'm in my 30s and I find it hard as hell compared to when I was younger. This had me dying thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out brother
@IamPJKisiel
@IamPJKisiel 3 жыл бұрын
This video actually changed my life, rejection doesn't seem so scary anymore. Thank you
@W1nDs0R
@W1nDs0R 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's honesty is incredible. What a dude :)
@zeigbert1743
@zeigbert1743 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo puts stuff, he has a gift.
@burningdaylights
@burningdaylights 3 жыл бұрын
Diogenes, we've found your honest man.
@broscience1046
@broscience1046 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@Andrew_ISA_ChiefsFan
@Andrew_ISA_ChiefsFan 3 жыл бұрын
Such a relatable story lol. It's like you were both confident and incredibly not confident at the same time. When the shit hits the fan Theo, just be honest. Tell her you didn't have a backup plan for that answer and laugh about it. Sometimes these situations just solve themselves. Keep at it my friend. Huge fan.
@irisheyes2161
@irisheyes2161 3 жыл бұрын
Theo has one of the best voices on the airwaves! Gang Gang Baby!
@hectorperez5990
@hectorperez5990 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang!
@TheChad05gt
@TheChad05gt 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down, never have I ever heard a story on the internet, that I could actually FEEL. Every man has had a similar situation, and probably not only once! Genuinely, THANK YOU, for that raw, visceral replay of a feeling I'd long forgotten. Gotta go... gotta go fall in love with someone across the counter again 🤙🏽
@hookoffthejab1
@hookoffthejab1 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I guess we all live the same life. Saw this cute girl at this mexican shindig down the road today and I wanna ask for her number next time I go but it didn't feel right to ask today because it feels like you gotta scope it out first you know. May we all one day not be rejected by the girl behind the counter
@9525joe
@9525joe 3 жыл бұрын
Facts, I thought of my experiences while he was talking too & you’re right it’s happened more than once, it’s not easy but at least we’re not alone out here lol
@markhoops24
@markhoops24 3 жыл бұрын
I love how unashamed Theo is, my favorite person to watch lol
@Daniel-bq9wf
@Daniel-bq9wf 3 жыл бұрын
The way he pronounces “Saudi Arabia “ 😭
@requestcontainsinvalidargu185
@requestcontainsinvalidargu185 3 жыл бұрын
Arabee her
@GoodCharlotteCRAZY
@GoodCharlotteCRAZY 3 жыл бұрын
Ah man, no matter how down I am, your incredible humor always brings me so much joy. I always fall in love with strangers and never approach them, so at least you're taking that one extra step. Much love brother.
@vitaly6312
@vitaly6312 3 жыл бұрын
I think you and Theo should get together.
@GoodCharlotteCRAZY
@GoodCharlotteCRAZY 3 жыл бұрын
@@vitaly6312 Only in my wildest of dreams.
@G_xx_
@G_xx_ 5 ай бұрын
Just go for it. They probably like you too.🤷‍♂️
@jonfletcher3644
@jonfletcher3644 3 жыл бұрын
“Desert 9” LMFAO
@sandb232
@sandb232 3 жыл бұрын
I totally relate to this. Way to go for having the courage to do it Theo.
@JasonRDamon2567
@JasonRDamon2567 3 жыл бұрын
If I came up with 'desert 9' that would be the funniest thing I ever thought....if I then came up with 'work yamaka' immediately after Id think I was blessed or having a stroke.
@999wood3
@999wood3 2 жыл бұрын
“Word Yamaka “
@stipu_gatibo6772
@stipu_gatibo6772 2 жыл бұрын
what does he mean by desert 9?
@tylercarlson1659
@tylercarlson1659 Жыл бұрын
Theo Von asking someone out on a date has got to be amazing to watch. Some lines he says are pure gold. If his confidence is up I bet he can score in a second.
@9525joe
@9525joe 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this man, it really helps to see that other people go through something like this as well. It can be a little rough out there
@kriminal012
@kriminal012 3 жыл бұрын
How does this only have 800 likes. Society is falling.
@stevendalloesingh1214
@stevendalloesingh1214 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad as glee that Theo is npt like most people.
@brittney6396
@brittney6396 3 жыл бұрын
It’s one of my most favorite things about him
@questioneverything0
@questioneverything0 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing this theo, At least you had the guts to get up there and spark up that conversation. I feel you brother, I'm a nervous wreck around women to. I've been single too long, out the game to long bro, so I have mad respect for you theo. Rejection is always going to be hard, but my guess is it becomes easier the more it happens and one day it won't be a rejection it will be the answer we all want.
@axel808
@axel808 3 жыл бұрын
This proves you’re a national hero theo
@hrs8073
@hrs8073 3 жыл бұрын
Lol its funny how he analyzes everything
@greeneyedspick
@greeneyedspick 3 жыл бұрын
Getting rejected for Theo is like winning the lottery
@stephenhurst1348
@stephenhurst1348 3 жыл бұрын
This was so interesting to hear, I really appreciate stories like this, thanks man. Keep your head up and move on to the next person!
@maximilianoniebla2692
@maximilianoniebla2692 7 ай бұрын
I enjoy your videos Theo. you seem very down to earth and human. Its hard to find real people like you. All love man, we've all been there and I relate to you a lot.
@Teamshmo
@Teamshmo 2 жыл бұрын
Lol hearing other people get rejected is the best. It always feels so lonely at the time, but literally millions of guys get rejected every single day. Doesn't matter how rich, successful, or good looking you are everyone gets rejected.
@JanStue
@JanStue 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been so nervous, you couldn't even hear what the other person is saying?" Yes. Oh yes.
@deependuajish
@deependuajish 3 жыл бұрын
This man right here, knows how to make almost anything funny. Genius.
@JohnStockton7459
@JohnStockton7459 3 жыл бұрын
This was such a good story which i loved so much. Listened to it while delivering for Amazon and your podcast makes my days fly by, thanks so much theo for all you do.
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I just played with myself wearing a cock ring after I took a few tokes. I found myself here lol crazy
@fshoaps
@fshoaps 3 жыл бұрын
Weird that Theo gets rejected, he’s a objectively good looking man, and he’s charming as fuck.
@sitonmuhdeckasshole
@sitonmuhdeckasshole 3 жыл бұрын
He's also weird as hell and has a mullet daddy lol
@GreggValue
@GreggValue 2 жыл бұрын
@@sitonmuhdeckasshole that's better than 95% of us men can say for ourselves lmao
@psychobillynumbnuts1
@psychobillynumbnuts1 2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe, that chick really had a BF
@airlebron7467
@airlebron7467 2 жыл бұрын
Even Ronaldo can get rejected. Cold approach is 95% rejection rate.
@ronmc1677
@ronmc1677 9 ай бұрын
Theo is a gift to mankind.
@user-me3ih8ep8y
@user-me3ih8ep8y Жыл бұрын
This guy is quality. I wish he makes more of these. I love when he said, "started eating the crepe point blank!". See you never know that one awkward rejection you got could be an amazing story to tell some day so hang in there.
@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl
@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl Жыл бұрын
Why is every Theo Von story so fucking hilarious without him even trying
@jordanmatthews8351
@jordanmatthews8351 3 жыл бұрын
I'm having a really really really bad week, and thus made me laugh so hard man ❤️
@gene__louise4374
@gene__louise4374 3 жыл бұрын
I love this so much, your not the only one
@mhxxd4
@mhxxd4 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get how Theo can be so smooth sometimes then be cringe like this haha. Love theo!
@thiscouldntblowmore
@thiscouldntblowmore Жыл бұрын
"who knows, she might have been calling the police." 🤣 thats the spirit!
@Marfmellow88
@Marfmellow88 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Theo, you are a great catch. I would gladly watch a fight with you any time!
@MrAtaguas
@MrAtaguas 2 жыл бұрын
Theo should write a course on how to talk about anything random ... dude's truly got a million-dollar mouthpiece
@vegasbeat8367
@vegasbeat8367 6 ай бұрын
“Do you have a boooyyy frieeeeeenndd?”😂🤣This is too precious.
@Broseph_Gordon-Levitt
@Broseph_Gordon-Levitt 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of second-hand anxiety I got from this 😮‍💨😂
@ryanr3251
@ryanr3251 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Theo, this made me feel a lot better about myself
@kramer1372
@kramer1372 3 жыл бұрын
“... she could have been calling the police...”... hahahaha
@brandon3590
@brandon3590 3 жыл бұрын
A crapery ! Lmfao...Theo is out of control
@VikingsFan-sy2vc
@VikingsFan-sy2vc 3 жыл бұрын
gotta love theo. really humble
@Indianaparadise
@Indianaparadise 3 жыл бұрын
I would never have guess Theo gets nervous asking girls out . Figured he had more girls ask him out than he could handle 😅
@Indianaparadise
@Indianaparadise 2 жыл бұрын
@Tony Montana females can be full of themselves sometimes, think they are a dime and they a nickel 😂
@NukNuk013
@NukNuk013 3 жыл бұрын
this clip spoke to me in such a way....
@evenscesar8174
@evenscesar8174 Жыл бұрын
Props to you for putting yourself out there it’s hard being vulnerable. I wish I had the strength to let it all hang out. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 🤷🏽‍♂️
@raygarcia7329
@raygarcia7329 2 жыл бұрын
“Not even the trucker.. didn’t think about that”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevenguevara2184
@stevenguevara2184 3 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day it's the one's you don't ask that will always bother you. I subscribe to the Boomhauer method when it comes to approaching lady's
@stevendalloesingh1214
@stevendalloesingh1214 3 жыл бұрын
Those really eat a hole in your brain...
@truthhurtsii9949
@truthhurtsii9949 3 жыл бұрын
The World is full of Abundance my friends, You guys need to Red Pill on Women and this wont happen anymore
@samus598
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
@@truthhurtsii9949 Oh jeezus. Or don't "Red Pill" on women. Believing all women as shallow and treating them as such is sure to land you a shallow ass woman who will be miserable to spend the rest of your life with. Can't say I've found redpillers to be very fulfilled in their relationships.
@truthhurtsii9949
@truthhurtsii9949 3 жыл бұрын
My guy I literally said that the world is full of abundance. Red Pilling is for guys who have been exposed to real female nature and aren’t down for the simp life. It doesn’t mean that you think women are shallow but in the Social Media age we all living in, most of the beautiful women are very entitled and as men we need to be aware of the power dynamic at play. Once you mature you’ll understand that Marriage is a business contract for the most part.
@samus598
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
@@truthhurtsii9949 Yeah you sound really immature and like you are going to land a terrible woman which you will probably use as evidence for your biases you acquired from red pill nonsense. But hey, good luck with that. I'm sure that there are a LOT of very successful men on the red pill subreddits who have achieved ideal healthy relationships, that's why they are on the red pill subreddit to begin with, right?
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that Theo would be unconfident.
@dy120481
@dy120481 3 жыл бұрын
Von might legitimately be the funniest person alive. The way his mind works is fucking fantastic.
@dust4546
@dust4546 2 жыл бұрын
Props for the attempt man. It can be rough out there. Much love.
@groebot
@groebot 3 жыл бұрын
"Word yamaKa"
@ForrestWhite35
@ForrestWhite35 2 жыл бұрын
I've been with my girl for 4 years. When I originally asked her she worked at Wendy's and she said sorry she had a bf. The following week I rolled up in the drive through and said do you still have that boyfriend? She said nope, got her number and the rest is history 🤣
@rmpeete
@rmpeete 3 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious .... the most laughing I've done this week.
@patzimmusic
@patzimmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Theo keepin' it honest
@meeoy777
@meeoy777 3 жыл бұрын
Dont feel to bad I had a girl alone in my house and asked if I could have a hug and she said no
@airlebron7467
@airlebron7467 2 жыл бұрын
That's horrible
@JordanTheGoat
@JordanTheGoat 2 жыл бұрын
should've asked for head
@twoshirts1842
@twoshirts1842 2 жыл бұрын
Bitches can't say no, if you don't ask. Ofc times has a changed since i was trying to get some strange. Thats probably considered non consensual advancement upon (a strong, independent ,should definitely make the same wages) a defenselese female. But back in my day it was called being the man and making the move. Every kiss i felt the need to ask for i didn't want. And the ONE TIME i got swerved leaning in, that one time hurt the worse because i really really liked her at the time. Looking back now im glad we didnt kiss because i wouldnt be where im at now
@oNtuobAwoH
@oNtuobAwoH Жыл бұрын
Here's one for ya: There was this girl I noticed and befriended on social media, I liked her very much. One night, I accidentally see her in my neighborhood - turns out she lives right across from me. It was really late and dark and there was no way I'd approach her in those conditions. So I just made a note of it and went home. Tomorrow, I sent her a DM saying I think I saw her and blabla, and she was like "oh, so why didn't you say hello". And I'm explaining and kicking myself at the same time. Couple days later she posts half-jokingly about how her vacuum cleaner was broken and I send her another DM saying I can borrow her mine if she really needs it. Surprisingly she went along with the idea, but I was out of town at that point, so I was like k, as soon as I'm back. In the meantime she tells me her friend got her as far as vacuum cleaner goes and that was that. So finally, one day as I'm getting to my bus stop, I see her already waiting there. The bus comes right as I'm arriving so she enters it before me and sits. Was a fairly full bus and she's quite noticeable with long platinum hair, really pale skin and a reaaally short skirt. Basically, she's the star of that bus. So I just gathered all the balls I had, approached her, shook her hand (which she was reluctant to offer) and said "Hey, I'm the guy with the vacuum cleaner". And she just nodded her head, completely baffled, and murmured something like "oh... um, how are you?", while visibly trying to disappear, which I picked up on right away. So I just shot a couple more follow up questions for the sake of it, and the convo died down completely. I just kept standing right next to her seat for the next 20 minutes, since there was really not much room in the bus and besides my legs were barely functional at that point. Didn't say another word to each other. Most awkward I ever felt, and there's solid competition.
@tobysimmonds487
@tobysimmonds487 Жыл бұрын
I actually felt the pain while reading this. Just remember that most people wouldn't even attempt and you did so well done!
@janog222
@janog222 6 ай бұрын
Always a compliment to be asked, and if they don’t see that, rejection was protection!
@nirvana613
@nirvana613 2 жыл бұрын
You are a gem of a man Theo, Keep your heads up kings
@jh979837
@jh979837 3 жыл бұрын
She belongs to the streets, king.
@Bri_K_333
@Bri_K_333 3 жыл бұрын
A desert 9 🙌🏼😂
@audreyc7462
@audreyc7462 2 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of you dude 💪 That Ed Edd and Eddie "do you have a boyfriend" about killed me tho 🤣
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