AJ Hawk LOSES HIS MIND Over ESPN's New College Football Championship Commercial

[@m7mdronaldo7]

AJ: "cmon, AQ is gonna kill somebody " 😂😂

[@SHOTTuINdFACE]

Rumour has it ISIS heard this and became radicalized

[@cavejohnson8444]

This could be a warcrime on a 24 hour loop.

[@NobleVagabond2552]

Just 1 hour loop they’d have to put me in a straight jacket in a room with padded walls and floors

[@728GT]

The Geneva convention wont allow it

[@dodda]

Boots-boots-boots-boots-movin' up and down again!

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

Way less messy than water boarding....

[@chrisramsden3114]

Its not a warcrime the first time. Shoutout fat electrician

[@CamS-de4zs]

This is giving me "Schoolhouse Rock: how a bill becomes a law" vibes 😂😂

[@timking-iy9jw]

I totally thought that's what they were going for.

[@isaacbraun9204]

It has to be cause there’s no way it’s for adults to enjoy

[@feartheprocess]

@@isaacbraun9204 It's absolutely a schoolhouse rock for "casuals"

[@CamS-de4zs]

I'm a little disappointed none of them brought it up lol

[@isaacbraun9204]

@ Pat remembered he worked for ESPN most likely haha

[@outdoorsman1987]

they need to somehow get AJs phone and put this as his ringtone/text alert.😂

[@taylorcantly3954]

What a time to be alive. I think I’m less hyped now because of that video. 😂

[@PureMagma]

😂😂😂😂 AJ mumbled something like, "Did they get this made on Fiverr?"

[@chrisramsden3114]

Run it back 1 more time. It comes around

[@ZekeZer0]

the single shot of aj 💀💀💀

[@i_Gotcha_]

“AQ is going to kill somebody” 😂

[@Scaribay]

The just flat NO from AJ killed me

[@RadialHeadSports]

Buddy forgot he was on espn 😭😂

[@RobertAcosta-d6s]

He’s one of the few on not owned

[@Marty-j2z]

​@@RobertAcosta-d6sYou can tell he questions why he's even there sometimes. I don't think he care though

[@joey-karate]

Aaron Rodgers-esque 😂

[@pmac1096]

He does not care

[@Rowsy91]

Pat IS espn at this point . Hes saved it

[@728GT]

Third time it slaps 😂😂 After you rip your ears off 😂😂

[@chadturner7653]

Third time it slaps had me rolling too.

[@BusyBeeFarmsAldenNY]

Lmaooo

[@Kronx1970]

54% of American adults read at a 6th grade level. You have to School House Rock it to explain the playoffs.

[@Benjamin-1776-]

It's more like 53.995% if you discount those playing

[@michag4337]

in fairness thats because 50% of americans first language isnt english. ...THEY SHOULD DO A SPANISH VERSION!

[@Jleed989]

I thought it was an 8th grade level but who’s counting

[@yourlocaltrucker313]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@michag4337Idk if this is a joke or not but if somehow you aren’t joking… only around 8% of the U.S. population doesn’t have English as their first language. Not surprising considering that 86% of the population of the U.S. was born in the U.S.

[@michag4337]

@@yourlocaltrucker313 it was a joke yes. but if you watch the news 100m mexicans enter the us daily so your numbers are wrong. (this is also a joke.)

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

It was glorious when they cut to split shot with just AJ and he demanded they take it down... 3:55 Love that guy

[@cody95]

This song actually makes me angry

[@supergluehotty]

Listen to it again.😊

[@Victriol]

@@supergluehotty About the 10th time, I became depressed.

[@leomaginn5360]

Kind of a banger not gonna lie

[@goldzcoe]

we mixed some things up!! it’s about time 😊🎉

[@zacharyboblitt1244]

Why would you allow a song to make you angry? I think you should look inward and question why something as minimally important as an advertisement could do this to you.

[@MarkSellsVegas-LVRealtor]

"Hey for real, you don't have to go through the whole thing"😂😂

[@Nishan18]

I died when he said that😂

[@anthonymatthews5854]

All that's missing is Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley adding "nationwide is on your side" 😂

[@Snakeman612]

Lmfao accurate

[@728GT]

Paintin

[@Austin.Kilgore]

3:53 “This on fiver?” Lmao

[@728GT]

Scathing 😂

[@rdb1076]

😂😂😂

[@MikeDoesEcom]

AJ was about to walk off 😂😂😂

[@StevenFerris]

Sending hate from Michigan

[@Jleed989]

Save it for next season when you tank again

[@Tmhoop91]

​@@Jleed989 Lol have you seen michigans schedule next year? Pretty favorable

[@williammasters1620]

Hahahaha classic

[@Gabegabegabe593]

@@Jleed989we own you bub

[@mattrondeau7466]

​​@@Jleed989At least we know we'll win the last game of the regular season.

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

I'm just glad that every target demographic was represented in that classroom.

[@keithrobinson9520]

you know more than white people go to college right?

[@drunkengineer205]

Except for white dudes, but I'm pretty sure they don't watch college football

[@nuraby_9228]

@@drunkengineer205 there was a white dude in the video, stop trying to make yourself a victim lol

[@BusyBeeFarmsAldenNY]

LMAO

[@jordanwright2313]

😂😂😂

[@Reality_jj]

that white girls haircut tells me everything

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

Super representative of the intersectionality of BS 😂

[@kinocorner976]

Anything a white girls hair like that. There’s always trouble afoot.

[@crazestyle83]

Can't it just be a girl with a bad haircut? We're going for the opposite of dividing by race here.

[@Tfisayo]

She identifies as a Somali Pirate 🏴‍☠️

[@jakep1481]

I may or may not have thought the exact same thing. 😂

[@SkolLano]

I want to know what commercial ideas got cut for this one. Literally, anything else was better.

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

Haha I don’t get the hate. The songs fine. What do you want, five finger death punch joined by Ariana Grande?

[@SkolLano]

@mr.doctorcaptain1124 No just do a normal football playoff commercial and that would be better. With actual players and highlights from the year.

[@kcook8023]

Good jingle 😂😂. Pre school kids will love this. Good god espn

[@itsmejayfree]

Song isn’t bad honestly, but this should’ve been a highlight reel of the 12 teams… that’s a no brainer

[@mauldothelastcrafter8194]

You're being silly if you think that song has any place near college football, let alone American football in general. Its infantalizing

[@draketimmerman3837]

@@mauldothelastcrafter8194relax tough guy… they’re playing football out there, they aren’t freakin gladiators 😭 it’s clearly satirical and they only did it because a bunch of morons weren’t capable of understanding the most basic bracket tournament format ever created.

[@C.A.D.]

I think what your words mean is just that highlight reels to any song are way better than they should be 😂

[@haveagreatday6952]

The song blows, why are we splitting ass hairs here?

[@andrewjames8158]

Na, song is terrible

[@pindingo8881]

When Aj said ‘was this on fiver’ had me crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ignatiusklepto5136]

I cried laughing when he played it a second time. I fell off the toilet laughing when they went for a third time. I recovered and then they played it a fourth time and I fell off again

[@donrobles220]

ESPN def paid these guys a million for each time they played the ad 😭

[@colehelton5000]

I mean it’s the most blatant ai song I’ve seen public media push out

[@conorm9575]

I would’ve preferred they hired someone from fiver

[@KeatonFate]

This video reminds me of being in 5th grade about to learn what a period is.

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

Bruh learned what a period was in 5th grade 😂

[@frankdeezy5945]

How many people were in your class?

[@mtgcatfish5993]

​@@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 Yeah from your mom.

[@me0wadays]

0:50 they actually gave the girl the 'side-shaved" haircut...lmaooo way too much thought was put into this & it has nothing to do with the CFB!!!

[@barwlface444]

Thats a true college football fan right there

[@jcube8211]

No way . they did.. I’m dying

[@mtgcatfish5993]

Idk, pretty sure there are plenty girls in COLLEGE with that haircut. But oooh lets get mad about some hair in a goofy commercial! Arrrrrghhhh!!!!

[@IHJello]

Its ironic bc a Luke Combs song will make these "men" cry, but when the book cover doesnt describe the book as they understood it something is wrong. My grandpa hates clouds that aren't the shape he wants them to be in also.

[@ChaelZonnen]

@@mtgcatfish5993mad???he said lmao

[@CJMcG]

I know its supposed to be schoolhouse rock style but dear lord thats gahbage

[@oscarhess1376]

It needs that little bit more of old school. And without a girl with a half shave on one side and I am all for inclusion

[@maverickbestop1628]

Loser for caring about haircuts

[@mellowords]

It needs a human singer and some small lyric tweaks to be a banger, there's just too many glitches in the lyric phrasing to give away it's a generated song. Zero effort when only an hour of tweaks was needed

[@stephenmcnamara8318]

Schoolhouse Rock taught us all about how a bill gets passed - and none of us have ever forgotten it!

[@zackakers9855]

Wow. That classroom is so "diverse." 😂

[@JD-el7zt]

Bro, why does ESPN insist on trying to get us to stop watching Why do they want us to stop watching? You’re gonna have to leave if we stop watching because I’m not a fan of ESPN

[@heyitstheblackguy]

They wanted to piss the teams off so much with this song theyll play harder

[@creepingbert]

If Baby Shark was on ESPN.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JakeFromYoutube]

There is a small part of me that finds it catchy and I hate that😂

[@RS-Caleb]

One more time? 🎶

[@andreycastellanos3130]

The song actually isn’t that bad if you were watching Barney on PBS Kids. Idk how much the Uces and Ohio folks can get behind this though

[@oNextq]

Well I guess for them that’s probably part of what they’re going for. The commercial probably wasn’t made for football and college sports fans it was probably to try to get markets they don’t currently have a good foothold in to expose the playoff to which is probably women, children, and whatever small portion of men don’t watch sports. So for them and their thought process this commercial would probably be what they want… but what do I know after watching the commercial my ears are bleeding, I’ve gone blind, and I can no longer think straight

[@theclaw8759]

“You guys know you don’t have to play it again right?” 😂😂😂

[@williamadams5471]

I'm jut happy that the guys over at School House Rock are getting to work again!

[@Austin.Kilgore]

4:49 It’d be a travesty if they started singing this in place of “poop in my fingernails”

[@melhemminger4114]

Just a bill on capital hill

[@mtgcatfish5993]

I think the commercial is a funny throwback, not sure where this vitriol in this comments is coming from.

[@joeriggi4159]

As someone who has played around A LOT with AI generated music, I can say with about 97% certainty that this is an AI generated song. Most likely from Suno.

[@Caz122]

I thought it was AI the second I heard it, thank god someone else hears it too

[@joeriggi4159]

@Caz122 it for sure is. I've heard enough AI songs to recognize it lol

[@Fryed_Bryce]

Muuuch cheaper than paying an artist

[@conorm9575]

@@Fryed_Bryceyeah but when you can tell it’s AI why not just pay a nobody artist that actually sounds good

[@d3eztrickz]

100% AI lmao

[@JabezGill]

5:50 killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cbogolo]

I feel like I'm supposed to go check my credit report after that song

[@ravanalti3740]

2:07 I have never skipped ahead faster

[@wokkdied]

they play it again tho

[@ravanalti3740]

@ and like two more times. Playing it once was one time too many

[@leviblankenship2427]

Video should've been labeled, " The MOST brutal video on KZbin"

[@timking-iy9jw]

Theyre totally right though.....it hits WAY different the 3rd time through.😂😂😂

[@ElijahKliphuis11]

what the actual hell is michigan on that globe. As a geography teacher from michigan, this fuggin pisses me off it’s just a mitten!!!!!

[@DF_Veteran]

It’s the legitimate version of a participation trophy in commercial form.

[@notchris1083]

That means literally nothing

[@specifyog6984]

The ESPN logo in the bottom right corner is so ironic😭

[@FLgrown14]

Lmao the characters they used for this video says it all

[@themikematrix]

The fiverr comment from aj got me 😂

[@nathanpattison4413]

this has old school commercial vibes. kids today will still be singing this jingle 15 yrs from now lol.

[@Doug-jf5hx]

What’s the deal with AJ’s book shelf? He apparently does not want us to know what books he reads!😂

[@chaseannalise3799]

It’s just a hanging backdrop that you can get for $5 from Temu that looks like books… 🤓

[@seth_holtz]

I could’ve seen myself getting an assignment like this in college (my major was songwriting), “write a song for this commercial, and try to explain as much as you can in the lyrics”

[@kevinmunguia7381]

"was this on Fivr??" hahahah never change AJ

[@andrewoverhere8525]

I frickin lost it watching live

[@benmecha01]

“I didn’t see this” 😂

[@cwils123]

Hate it but after the 5th play I was singing along

[@Victriol]

Don't worry, watching ESPN at all, you will hear it another 50 times

[@KrukMike]

Feels the more AJ hated it, the more I loved it.

[@suhdookaye]

@@KrukMike My vibe exactly lmao

[@JeffMinnich]

And they didn’t have to spend a dime in NIL compensation. Genius.

[@jracer7189]

It definitely gives me school house rock vibes

[@Bask3tChase]

This is what happens when you hire people who don’t watch sports to market sports.

[@FIFODavid]

What's hilarious is that had not seen it before Pat played it. And I even searched KZbin for just the cartoon/song and I can't find it. And Pat played it 6-7 times last week.

[@erv.7663]

Song kinda catchy lmao

[@huntersyverson1780]

I think I want to see Georgia just destroy everyone in the playoff again just because of this horrible commercial. 😂

[@austin-wy7xg]

the fact that the one side shaved head made the cut, tells me all i need to know about the person who made this

[@dkjphills79]

Pat I'm confused so you start with how many? I think you need to go over this again tomorrow.

[@jestice75]

Before ESPN made this commercial, I thought brackets were just mathematical notation, so kudos to ESPN for creating such a catchy and informative commercial during this Christmas season to educate us on the ins and outs of brackets.

[@bwalsh1105]

Safe to say espn has officially fallen.

[@728GT]

This is genius promo 😂😂😂

[@1996250ninja]

How did they not bring up the fact that Black Widow was literally in the front row.

[@Austin.Kilgore]

That’s just a red head with shirt hair wearing a black shirt and black pants. Like what, is that also Mulan sitting next to her? Lol

[@SaucednFound7]

I had to mute my volume after the second one. ESPN literally are a bunch of clowns gooning around a PowerPoint presentation about how great this is

[@Tahoe2k]

Every time I hear this now, I see AJ's face, I cant unhear the 'joy' in his expression, the smile is the best.

[@KWally]

AJ breaking down the life story of the characters kills me LMAO

[@jimdarhower4945]

Wtf is even that??

[@spsawyer22]

The gang's best bits are usually when they're trolling someone. This was no exception.

[@colterthomas5472]

It not for seasoned college football fans

[@Zschaub]

Love how AJ started playing along hoping it would make them stop lol

[@syrupusurper3774]

Whoever said that beating a dead horse couldn't be fun, needs to watch this on repeat.

[@hunterotails2015]

I always watch videos on 2x speed and the song is much better at double time 😂

[@1024mileslong1024]

AJ is about to suit up and start using the crown of his helmet.

[@MrBuckeyemuscle]

What in the Lesbian sea gull Sh*t was that? 😂 now this will be in my head for the next 2 months

[@LaneLewis2]

Just give me Jelly Roll on a barstool singing this a capella

[@CaptainBr0]

I wish they heard the full thing especially with the last verse explaining the semi-finals and the title game lol.

[@lancebaer7835]

the whole flow of the song and even the art reminds me those McDonald's commercials late 2000 to '10s, like the goat who kept eating everything lol

[@KyleMcNamara-w9c]

Pat doing his best Romey impression with the Marlins Will Soar segment

[@Boscorice]

12 DOWN TO 1!!!!! its stuck in my head now

[@Idkyou89]

Wait so a bunch of people with college degrees came up with this idea for a commercial and they said to each other yeah this is a good idea? This world really makes no sense!

[@fephrey]

Best clip in the history of PMS. 😂

[@travisstoneking4049]

Hilarious I about died when they made Aj listen four times. 😆

[@rooseveltharmon2701]

When ESPN got a hold of that Schoolhouse Rock production in the back of the Disney TV Room.... that's the only reason it slaps. School House fuckin ROCK!!

[@rooseveltharmon2701]

CFP National CHOMPION!!

[@clu63]

Never gotten worse, “ESPN is owned by Disney” vibes in my entire life

[@pinksSings]

it legit sounds like an Ai song. They wrote make a country song about the cfb playoffs on sumo 😂

[@otisjohnjr.3023]

ND vs. Indiana was a way of keeping warm weather teams out of the north. The watered-down CFP, no matter what they dream up, will always cater to their favorites.

[@disturbed1734]

This the weakest argument for favoritism in the playoffs that I've seen all year.

[@jaredm5625]

This is why no one wants to pay for cable 🙌🏽

[@mitch1447]

They will look back on this and think we were cavemen. 😂😂

[@Tyrannis07]

I love how they wasted time showing the logos of the conferences (MAC, Sun Belt, C-USA. AAC) that have a 0% chance of ever "getting a chance to shine". This looks like it was done to appeal to people who have no interest or knowledge of college football. Which is probably most of the ESPN employees represented by the girl with the shaved side-head.

[@NativeGolfer10]

We’re watching money kill college football

[@baileywinston9384]

💯

[@m.freedomlovingamerican2723]

They were bold enough to make a music video about how the new playoff scenario works, they must really believe people are dumb.

[@jordanwright2313]

When they put AJ up by himself 😂😂😂😂

[@ILL_WILL912]

I see it now ... Pat and Aj are the "Kyle Naughton Jr and Ricky Bobby" of ESPN

[@DevTheRev]

Nice work on this AJ - amazing patience 😂😂😂

[@rachels3423]

Remember a few years ago when Pat sent the Ohio State band to Aj's house (i think for his birthday). Pat must have enough connections and money to get the dude that sings this song to go to AJ's house and sing it full blast on his door step. Pat, boys! Make it happen!... lol