10 Types of Black Preachers Part 2

[@Morgymorgsxz]

My youth minister said that before "You girls are so ready to "twerk" but God will remove that "t" and have you ready to werk for our Lord and Savior. I just couldn't anymore.

[@sandrasanders706]

I think I would have fell right over in the pew..they would have to tell me to leave..

[@chakishajohnson6921]

🤣😂😏😄

[@eligahmurrayjr1541]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rayanna7188]

I would've lost it right there 😂

[@queengulley725]

the reading assistant had me doooooooone from the beginning!!!!!

[@zanetasmith9954]

I WAS CRYINGGGGGG OFF JUMP

[@rodwilliams7457]

Luis Maldonado that's exactly who I commented awhile ago lol Gino Jennings! Lol

[@cor14ver2425]

"Jesus started at the bottom, now He's here" "Y'all so worry turning up, y'all need to worry about eternity!" LOL Come to NYC Y'all!!!

[@TheBr20042003]

#10: the famous line to let you know that it will be a long message is "I won't be before you long". Thirty minutes later "this is my last point." Fifteen minutes later "I'm about to take my seat." Total time: 1 hour.

[@jonniecehoward6207]

Try 3 hours

[@FelixGraham]

Y'all lucky. Revival and church camp sermons, sometimes 3 or 4 hours. Man cannot live without pee breaks, dammit.

[@Locopueblo]

TheBr20042003 fr. They will close the book, shuffle the papers, just to speak for an additional 45 minutes

[@michaelsherron5750]

Ha Ha! LOL!!! The way you broke that down in detail, you must be a manager or supervisir.

[@kevinned1203]

break every chain, 2 chaaaiiinzzz 😂😂😂😂😂

[@keichin9009]

Kevin Ned that killed me man 😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeromejohnson5412]

Kevin Ned 😂😂😂😂

[@Bayoubelle83]

What about the preacher that asks questions while giving the sermon. My pastor always does this ie. "Cuz the Bible says Jesus is what?...(Crickets waiting on someone to answer) then answers, "the light of the world!"

[@SweetNinaSky9]

lol i know one like that...too funny

[@GregCalleja]

+Inez Rivers 10 the number of commandments!! 10 is sacrificed!! AMEN

[@tabershad]

+indeball ...hahaha... yeah!... "Because for lunch today I'll be havin' WHAT??...."

[@noahcarraway9485]

+Inez Rivers aa

[@j.lethal5174]

+Taber Shadburne You black? No? then shut the fuck up!

[@chelseyjohnson5768]

"You may be young but youre ready." LMBOOOOO

[@antoniocoleman8380]

Mannnn💀💀💀💀💀

[@dylanratliff777]

Please do a part 3!!!

[@christopherkelly6558]

"There's A Spirit Of Methusalah In Here. Somebody's In Here Is Old And Is Gonna Die!!!" Why Is This Hilarious?? Lol

[@eyeno75]

Mad funny :-)

[@michaelsherron5750]

Because YOU know this skit all to well...and I do too.

[@yazzycouturellc266]

My Lord!! 😯🤣😭

[@hugachris]

Ha! My pastor always says: "momma, what does it mean when pastor says 'in closing'?" "Absolutely nothing baby..."

[@Dimplez816]

OMG! #10. the Long Closer is the one I ALWAYS had to deal with growing up in church, church camp, vacation bible school, LOL...I'm like 😒😞

[@jonniecehoward6207]

Who u telling girl 😊😊😁😁😄

[@gianniwilliams7891]

Me 2

[@Tajare215]

Then someone from the congregation yells out, "TAKE YA TIME, PASTOR!" 😑 lol

[@Toywins]

Starting their sermon all over again!😑😂

[@maestrobjwa90]

@@Toywins #pastorrewind

[@afroqueendancer]

"There's gonna be either a boy or either a girl. Prepare yourself. Blue or pink! Which one do you want? Which one do you want? The pink Jordan's or the blue Jordan's? Cause you gonna have a baby. Child support is in your future." Lmbo they are too funny.

[@beastmode101675]

At work trying keep from laughing to loud at my desk. ....funniest thing I've seen in a while. ...I can't stop watching these dudes man....

[@jddrew1000]

My pastor is definitely #1. You can't get more than 5 words before he go expounding!

[@iloveharveywatkinssr6189]

Nathaniel Williams same

[@baniah1827]

Here's a few more : "the enforcer"- he makes everyone praise --"aww yall can do better than that..." "where are the real praisers at" OR "the guilt trip collector" or "auctioneer"-- "i want all the deacons to line up and give $100" .."can we get $20, $40" etc...

[@baniah1827]

oh! while its on my mind... "the profuse sweater" or "the T.M.I./ gossiper"--goes into a story and just drops some information i dont think we should have known...lol

[@benbernardgraham2286]

yep-yep.

[@billyb4665]

"THE ENFORCER" 😆😆😆 I wanted to do a skit about those. Everything else you mentioned was on point, too. And the Auctioneer?? 😂😂😂

[@billyb4665]

@@baniah1827 Yes and Yes 😆😆! Not that they're lacking anything but you could be these guy's Creative Consultant on here. Lol

[@michaelsherron5750]

I found out in my later years, that some people were brought into the service just to raise money, they've actually been trained to do this.

[@goodspirit1310]

They forgot to mention the preachers that clap after every word or phrase. Lol!

[@Neri4x4]

goodspirit1310 I was waiting for that to

[@ThePheonix32]

Whats so funny about these guys is that they are spot on. I remember as a kid and teen doing this with my siblings and cousin. So funny.

[@melindadownie6403]

Vague Prophet....God just dropped it in my spirit, there's a man and a woman...and you not married. LOL

[@Lisalisells]

One of the best videos on KZbin I been going to church all life my mom was a musician of music. Oh and she was faithful lol. I seen all of these pastors ...I think this was my mom coming to give me a smile RIP MOMMY

[@TyEiraMarieMorrisonOsteen]

I just went back to hear @ 0:07 "Read with me on your Apple, I don't know where it is on Android, because we didn't have those in the Garden of Eden" smmfh wow #killedit

[@Kemyetta2]

Oh y'all forgot the 'Holy Ghost High' preacher. The one who is so busy speaking in tongues that he can't preach! Love these videos!!! Too funny!!!

[@billyb4665]

There's definitely enough material to have a part 3 and possibly 4. lol

[@tashalmwoods7103]

I'm so weak right now 😂😂😂😂😂 I have not seen this video in a few years and I am still tickled. 😂😂😂😂😂. Love The Playmakers

[@sofiel4154]

Sir rhymes a lot killed me lmao I’m cryin 😂

[@510Mrniceguy]

I love you guys,I was raised in the church and everything you guys did was true. You guys nailed it!!

[@KevOnStage]

is ya playin with it?! is ya playing with it?!

[@andrewbullard623]

Part 3 is needed

[@andraethegiant1987]

#10 gets me all the time! They be like: "Hmmm I'm getting to close." An hour later: "I'm getting ready to close! Yes I am!!!" I be like how many doors on these messages?

[@jayp4994]

omg my old preacher use to do that! i be extra mad

[@guitarslim1989]

Lol happens all the time if they say im closing they gonna be there another 10mins or and hour lol

[@mimimcdonald6867]

Andrae Coleman Ahhhhhh that's my youth pastor it's so annoying!!😩😩😩

[@saraaguilera939]

And then theres the lady yelling "take ya time pastor"

[@wilsonsmanz]

The Story Teller. The pastor who can give a whole sermon talking about whatever miraculous things happened to him and people he knows. The confusing pastor who keeps straying from the point and loses everyone. The Name Calling pastor - the one who likes to single out people in his congregation and comment on them.

[@billyb4665]

The Name Calling Pastor. lol

[@davidwhitaker2211]

Yo my grandfather is the confusing one cause he be preaching and I just be like 👁️👄👁️ what was the message again? Then it's time to get ready dismiss lol

[@Singerboymeljamaicaqueens]

Years later these vids are still funny lmao

[@alocintsruh]

You guys are absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I didn't expect to see Kev sit on the floor that fast! I cracked up!!!

[@mj11222]

Me too haha!!

[@vincentmothapa2421]

the reading assistant just killed me!! LOL

[@MrPmfontes]

Seen everyone of these preachers in my life. I know what we're watching at Youth Group on friday night!!!!! love yall!

[@TamishaMonet]

I started crying laughing so hard at #7, 'you may be young but you're readyyyyyyy'. LMAO.

[@Lordpraisethe]

Sitteth in the seat of the SCORNFUUUUUULLLLLLLL!!!!

[@hawkinsmaryann3794]

I love these guys

[@mixedmamiiD]

AHHH, The youth pastor and the music in the background!

[@Blahh1115]

The schizophrenic!!!! 😂 I can't breathe!

[@aprilq.9926]

OMG the schizophrenic had me rolling 😂😂

[@chynasmith5010]

GOT ME HOLLERING AND SCREAMING AT LUCH!!!! 😱 🤣 😭 😂 💀

[@sadedarlington3765]

This is awesome!!! The youth pastor and the reading assistant!!! In tears

[@IttyBittyLady23]

AAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too funny and I have seen them all, literally!!! But what about the one that starts feeling the sermon and starts taking off his suit jacket that the usher comes to get; then gives him a towel or wipes the sweat off his head with it and brings the glass of water with the napkin on top of it? LOL! Also, what about the one that ends the sermon and goes straight into the song, "I need thee" for alter call!!! LOL

[@Diimondc]

LOL when they were playing started from the bottom and I'm different for #5 I DIED! Again I've seen all of these in action also lmaooo

[@NarnianLady]

How do you guys keep a straight face while doing these?

[@rodwilliams7457]

NarnianLady lol ikr!

[@nidaph]

We call that comedien😉

[@mj11222]

The fact that the musician is beautifully playing Mary Mary “I’m Walking” backing up the long winded preacher ahahaha!!😂😂

[@giantsfan567]

There's also the pastor who'll start out quiet and then just out of nowhere will yell at the top of his lungs while simultaneously banging on the pulpit😂

[@rayanna7188]

It catches me so off guard but it's kinda funny 😂

[@Whitechapelchap]

Similar to one they did called, "The Schizophrenic." One of my faves 😄

[@joco7977]

#6!!!!!!!!! "No weapon..." piano comes in on cue

[@zanetasmith9954]

#7 "a spirit of Methuselah & you about to die" YOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 "child support is in your future." I CANNNNNOT

[@ashleygilliard8951]

I cant with that youth pastor!!

[@naomi6372]

ASHLEY GILLIARD eterniTY enteral LIFE 🤣🤣

[@Alltheworldsillz]

i sooooo felt like i was at church and idk if thats a good thing or not. lmaoo!

[@michaelsherron5750]

Well, it is what it is. It has been a foundation of Black Church Culture in the United States, especially the Pentecostals. And one thing it has been, whenever I thought back to those days, is a point of reference to have a good laugh at all of the animation and dramatic moments. When my mother used to shout, she'd jump up from the piano, hold her arms straight out to her side and spin around like a helicopter, if you can imagine that scene, LOL!

[@Micah88]

@@michaelsherron5750 I read that in the singing preacher's voice😂

[@courtneyspence31]

I have to remember that I can't eat or drink when watching y'all's videos! I'm about to choke over here on my Chex Mix! Y'all are hilarious.....KEEP IT UP!!!! :D

[@mrstorrie812]

That vague prophet hit home! lol And I know I aint the only one.

[@leogirl8374]

How in the world can they not break character? I would have been crying . It would have taken me 60 takes to make it through one.

[@shockawha9]

"The Bible like a cooling fan" as he flip the pages....WHOOOSH!

[@earlthethird]

Very well done. And number 10 applies to A LOT of our preachers.

[@brandeestarr]

The Bilingual Preacher who speaks in tongues more than he speaks in English. The Revelatory Revelator, the preacher who speaks as though everything he says is straight-up revelation. The Researcher/Scholar who gives the historicity and hermeneutical principles behind EVERYTHING. Showtime at the Apollo- the preacher who tells more jokes than gives Scripture. Man, I go to ORU; I done seen them all!

[@Kemyetta2]

+brandeestarr Yup I just said the same thing! I call him 'The Holy Ghost High' preacher, but I like your name better! Yes, and the one who stops preaching every few seconds and speaks in tongues because the Lord is moving......uh ah! The Lord is speaking....ha! Shamma! LOL

[@CCOSTON25]

Lol the number one stunna talks about all the money cash clothes and houses he has

[@jasminepowell3469]

Hilarious yet true! Loving the illustration lol

[@BoraViolin]

"There's gonna be pregnation" lol lol lol

[@maestrobjwa90]

That's what I said 😂😂😂

[@BILLIARDman2000]

MY PASTOR WAS A COMBINATION OF ALL LMAOOO

[@jcsgrl359]

Vague Prophet...omg..vague prophet. You're gonna have a boy or girl.

[@LASmith-jq3nk]

"Pregnation....Child support is in your future."....that gets me everytime...LMBO

[@neytirishanelle9994]

He says somebody is old and is going to die I’m weak LOL

[@JosephMcCanne]

YES!!

[@JosephMcCanne]

Prophet: ohhh...I see you pregnant Her: I’ve had a hysterectomy. Prophet: No, honey... You ain’t listening. Pregnant with the Holy Spirit.

[@jazymynebillups3146]

The preacher that dances the whole time

[@dagayle06]

he said pop the molly im sweatin... noooo LMAO im dead!

[@alaana21]

I know all those pastors!!!! love it! you guys keep it up.. lol hilarious

[@Alexistalkstv]

Lmao That Walketh *Does Fraternity Step* I'm Done !

[@willajenkins5427]

Thank you for your honesty, young men May all of you prosper!

[@deboraharchange3535]

Willa Jenkins

[@CarissaNiccole]

Thank you so much for doing part 2! My stomach hurts from laughing so much! Lol

[@sb7903]

...and I have seen every single one of them...you all KILLED it!!!!

[@malcolmportier3901]

Stuttering Stanley is on point😂😂

[@ddgandme]

Wow at the youth pastor. Lol

[@chelseyjohnson5768]

The young preacher !!!! I can't !!!

[@yazzycouturellc266]

I mean really. 🤭😁

[@Misslee-vh9gg]

You guys ARE HILLARIOUS!!

[@X22689]

OMG THE LONGGG CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[@shakeysharell]

The Feedback Addict had me dying!!!!!!

[@matthewmccarty1223]

EXACTLY!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lwattisnumber1]

Y'all are HILARIOUS!!! #3 shoulda been longer lol I see this all the time! Too funny!

[@laughsaremeds]

That Alliteration preacher had me screaming, "Popped a Molly, I'm sweating! Woo!!" I'm crying!!

[@LeonardoSantana77]

Good job man. I usually think everybody on KZbin is corny but this had me rolling, especially #6.

[@cortisslynnette1604]

Not "The apple was in the garden of Eden so that's what we use" LOL!!!!!

[@alphonzodavis359]

This is the best one yet!......very well done!

[@melinrarhuces7456]

At number five, was the pianist playing "I'm Different"??

[@unclemaine25]

Yep.. lol....Jesus had hay all in his crib. Lol

[@aniwinoke2440]

"Started From The Bottom" by Drake and then "I'm Different"...

[@johniiboii90]

Quinton Gwynn On number 7, He's playing Lovers and Friends By Usher, Luda, and Lil Jon.

[@ayooandy]

The piano in the background sounds just like how it sounds in he real services lol!! (during the preacher that takes long to close part) I love tis guys!!keep it coming!!

[@julianbradley3721]

VAGUE PROPHET!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!

[@StacyCapersMusic]

I love these! Hahaha you should do the pastor that adds a syllable to the end of their words like "Can I get a witness-UH"

[@RE42670]

Sir Rhym alot..LOL..get your hand out my pocket..LOL

[@davidlee4853]

Great personality portraits. Each one draws a given audience of believers to break up our fallow ground. Thanks

[@ahijahwatson1544]

Oh my. I've seen all of these preachers live! 😂😂😂😂

[@DV63147]

I love this more than part 1

[@rayvonladawnnewsome1987]

"Y'all so ready to twerk but when you work" lol 😂😂

[@DeborahM116]

That was just brilliant. Top to bottom. Y'all kill me and just when I think I'm done laughing you do it again

[@ilove2praisehim]

I AM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!!! It went from started from the bottom to I'm Different. But hey we got to find some way to keep the kids in church LOL

[@babypreach]

Listen that youth pastor one had me rolling....My sermon for youth sunday yesterday was YOLO and then i went to a camp kick off and the preachers title was I'm different....This just blessed my soul lol

[@Adrienne.Michelle91]

#6 had me in tears!!! 😂😭😭😂

[@philtimedavidfpw]

This is totally hilarious. I lost it right away with the Reading Assistant. Blessed is the man......and sitting. Lol for real.

[@ashlynneorr2168]

Hahaha the youth pastor had me crying To break every chain two chainz hahah who does that hahah

[@yazzycouturellc266]

My soul squealed!! 😯🤣😭🤭🤣

[@Button011]

Aw man I wish you guys took longer trips.. Milwaukee would be blessed to have y'all come and do the skits, praydeci all that lol!!! Y'all are great I luv it

[@SHANKY762003]

Sir Rhymes alot loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@abbaalexander8332]

I love it . It puts a smile on my face with joy.

[@dereciaalexander5747]

# 10 - Long Closer be killing me

[@MToure]

The youth pastor... killed me... KILLED ME! Great job!

[@michaelrawls4992]

5:18 Sir Rhymes A Lot... #DEAD LOL

[@Kayrenar]

I have SEEN and HEARD all of these preachers!

[@chiller56781]

I brought it out in church but is you playing wit it?? Is you playing it???!! had me dying lol

[@daughter_of_zora9572]

Oh my WORD!!!!! The vague prophet is so on point!!! I could not stop laughing. Lol...

[@tabershad]

i can think of at least two more: "the laughin' preacher": after ever phrase or two he punctuates it-HUH... with a laughin kinda soun-ha-HUH!... i think y'al know-a-HUH... ju' what i'm talkin about-a-HUH-HUH! and then, of course, there's the "preacher blessed with the gift of tongues"... who ever know and then -- ah shabada yama tilo lobada -- interupts their sermon in english -- heggalah shee manaya --- to insert some preachin in anotha language-a-huh! --- shamma lamma ding dong! --- which only those with the gift of *interpreting* tongues can understand-ah --- hibachi bagel menorah... teriyaki kunta kinte....

[@willajenkins5427]

That is why I subscribe to you. Honest and funny. God Bless You Always!🙌