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@randomstuff0635 жыл бұрын
Alex The Rambler! Love your brutal honesty. And you hairline is fine.
@catalinavallecillo4605 жыл бұрын
Buying and selling slaves *an entire content left the chat*
@jeroenvanwees32505 жыл бұрын
I agree with text-Alex. You've indeed added the image :P
@makaan19325 жыл бұрын
White italian marble in the background was good enough for Ceasar when they pricked him and even he had more hair then you.
@aliciaeisner95475 жыл бұрын
Alexthe rambler the slave buyer and seller
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un5 жыл бұрын
No comment Corner.....I guess all good things must come to an end
@NVV1935 жыл бұрын
Just like your Regime
@ywiedie69715 жыл бұрын
@@NVV193 or alex's hairline
@ironiccookies23205 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for a korea mod
@Jack-xi9zm5 жыл бұрын
I will support you Kim if you guarantee the world Vicky 3
@DIEGhostfish5 жыл бұрын
Go back to spying on Drew.
@Ow1_Kn1ght5 жыл бұрын
Only 3,000 players? Damn we actually found something smaller than your hairline. Groundbreaking discovery!
@goodluckgorsky34135 жыл бұрын
SpazzedOutGamer “smaller”
@cameronwhorf95465 жыл бұрын
I think Alex has less than 3000 hair follicles...
@Ow1_Kn1ght5 жыл бұрын
@@cameronwhorf9546 by now he probably does
@braziliankaiser83045 жыл бұрын
"3,000" *cries in Endgame*
@jacobhewitt27985 жыл бұрын
"Why is my new born baby bald" Alex have you ever seen a baby?
@julii58015 жыл бұрын
Why does my baby not have teeth
@goodluckgorsky34135 жыл бұрын
Fat Hank I was born with hair actually. I don’t know if it’s a middle eastern thing but it’s completely possible. Most babies are bald tho
@KaantheKaan5 жыл бұрын
You don't born bald. You born with hair, but they cut it
@sirarthur64635 жыл бұрын
Alex : I'm gonna imprison my wife Alex wife : Why Alex Alex :Because you said my hairline is like Dr Phil's son
@Yesthatrob5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that Judea still said "The gods are smiling upon us"? I feel like that's not 100% historically accurate
@Merf_Gaming5 жыл бұрын
"I do love money! money, money, money!" -AlexTheRambler while playing as a Jewish country
@benlav48235 жыл бұрын
Undead Unicorn especially German money😉
@ezequielhermoso59545 жыл бұрын
its called roleplay
@danielogats5 жыл бұрын
@@benlav4823 Aka pillaging money from the war :3
@felipeleao79625 жыл бұрын
Steam goes down every Tuesday for about 10 minutes for maintenance.
@thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын
A good Imperitor Rome game would involve the British Empire being led by Doctor Phil sacking Rome with Ulm
@Mr.HeisenbergTheCook5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Phil may be overthrown by beautiful Oswald
@AbhinavKumar-vy7kx5 жыл бұрын
Ulm OP
@Bus_Driver_Jay5 жыл бұрын
Send all enemies to the ranch!
@penzorphallos31995 жыл бұрын
It would be a normal ck2 game, only if Phil is an inbred bastard.
@DrLennieSmall5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Ulm created the Macedonian, Roman, Mongol, Hapsburg, and British Empires just to have someone to rival them. All failed ofcourse but the competition means Ulm doesn't become lazy and out of practise. In 2019 Ulm has deceived the world into thinking it is a city in Germany, in reality Germany is a puppet of Ulm and the German government, military, and population slaves to the eternal empire. It is not that you can't try to destroy Ulm, it is just that you may as well try to make pi 3 or make gravity reverse. Ulm is a universal constant, in every universe, time, and dimension, Ulm is the master of all and all we can do is live in their shadow as if ants beneath a boot.
@Thulzor5 жыл бұрын
Missionaries instead of mana for convert. Timers of some kind instead of most of the instant mana stuff. More different government types. Different national ideas.
@drandren90935 жыл бұрын
"I"m losing money, let's sell our slaves to decrease our income even further!" *IQ 300*
@thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын
If everytime Alex mentions a hairline joke I get $1, I would be able to buy myself a girlfriend
@janosmarton5 жыл бұрын
Buying gf
@bruhtonbruhkkinson68485 жыл бұрын
On the Judea slave market?
@KristianSandvikk5 жыл бұрын
You mean bf
@tyran55505 жыл бұрын
They're cheap
@tyran55505 жыл бұрын
@@KristianSandvikk are you gay???? NO HOMO
@Angrymuscles5 жыл бұрын
Vicious to say the least. Rather than something efficient and orderly like an execution, you went for repeated floggings. Alex the Flogger.
@wumptv19665 жыл бұрын
Hey Alex! Even though ISP beat you to play as Boi. You can still play as Boi in HOI4 with the amazing mod, Bois of Iron.
@Bchan5 жыл бұрын
So this is where the "Judean people's front" came from
@joshreichardt24855 жыл бұрын
SPLITTER!!!
@ekn_385 жыл бұрын
You mean the People's front of Judea?
@TheElliephant895 жыл бұрын
I scrolled through the comments, doesn't appear anyone has gone for the most obvious comment so I will have to do it: Flog me daddy Apologies but it had to be done
@eugenewilson83895 жыл бұрын
Its literally a lot more enjoyable to watch Rambler videos on I:R than play the actual game. Just sad.
@AYBlu5 жыл бұрын
I thought you might find it interesting that the game's body guard is know as "The Shohmer". Shohmer in Hebrew means guard in present tense.
@Aldrahill5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, Alex throwing shade! I really need to play some mods...
@ihsfootball765 жыл бұрын
@alextherambler big fan of the videos I’ve been watching the channel since it’s been a total war channel. You actually introduced me to paradox games and I gotta say they’re great. Keep up the great work!
@deutsch125 жыл бұрын
4:00 "The Gods are smiling on us!" Ummmmm, you feeling ok there Judea?
@Fulgrim885 жыл бұрын
Major improvements I'd want: - More buildings, different for each culture, giving us a sense of actually bringing civilisation to the barbarians or despoiling their marble cities - World wonders with effects - Actual different unit types - More cultural differences - More diplomatic options (tribal federation etc) - Bringing the family system closer to ck2, making it more meaningful In short: more diversity
@em68745 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you noticed, but your court philosopher is your son and primary heir, that's why you can't imprison him.
@elo97045 жыл бұрын
Alex's hairline is like the Russians, they are beaten back, but they will come back 10 times as strong.
@imaverywhere62525 жыл бұрын
What if Canaan remained Roman instead of a British colony
@janosmarton5 жыл бұрын
Yea what
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un5 жыл бұрын
Amer Canaan is another name for the region that Israel is
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un5 жыл бұрын
anibbawhomsteatendvehisedibles Canaan as in Israel and Palestine. Both became British and once a part of Rome
@stalinosaurus39705 жыл бұрын
@@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un and also a bit of lebanon because some Lebanese considered themselves as canaanic
@Oliver94025 жыл бұрын
Haven't bought the game but expected a "mixed" review on steam. Surprised at that and I wonder is it the critique of high expectations? As in many of the people who bought IR are also EUIV and HOI4 players who expected more.
@franki16515 жыл бұрын
I actually do enjoy the game a lot. I understand that the game is not perfect but honestly I have no idea why everyone is shitstorming it so much. There are some things like the interface which could be improved a lot but over all its a good game and a lot of fun. At least for me.
@Unlocktube5 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs decided to shit on it because by the time it came out they had already played it to death, of course people just eat up what youtubers tell them. I watched the game being played for a good while before buying it, no surprises the game was what I expected from what I had seen of it. I get a feeling looking at the achievements that most people are just bad at the game.
@TorianTammas5 жыл бұрын
@@Unlocktube Exactly I knew exactly what I got when I bought. Yes I have some wishes, but it works nicely as it is.
@husseinkhald41315 жыл бұрын
KZbin : what a nice day to DEMONITIZE a video Also KZbin :sees that Alex vid have "SLAVE" I am gonna end this man whole career DEMONITIZED Me : have some diginty KZbin it's a game and did you see his hairline KZbin :............. Me : great isn't it KZbin : yeah........ Oh yeah.........
@Username-th8te5 жыл бұрын
Some one get this man a medal
@husseinkhald41315 жыл бұрын
@@Username-th8te thank you ❤️
@t6avi7785 жыл бұрын
I haven’t played this game, I just comment for Alexs’ sake
@SecundumMagnusStultus5 жыл бұрын
>Alex enjoys large bananas >Drew only has small bananas
@vulcanjoe82585 жыл бұрын
Imperator Rome is CA’s Thrones of Britannia
@braidans47675 жыл бұрын
They're both games with shit mechanics nobody wanted and my dumb ass bought both day one and never plays them.
@vulcanjoe82585 жыл бұрын
@@braidans4767 we both did haha
@TheChaoticLaw5 жыл бұрын
Crusader Kings 2 is actually one of the best paradox games
@thebiertriot84085 жыл бұрын
But the release was much more shit as rome.
@ahmedmuawia24475 жыл бұрын
Note just for funsies: In ancient times there was no way you can get from India to Europe through sea right ? Because there was no Suez Canal right ? Wrong Wrong There was a mothewacking Canal in ancient times and was finished by poltemy Holy god you can imagine my reaction when I known this I am not gonna curse cuz' I am in Ramadan now so yeah. Duck !!!
@louieggg2134 жыл бұрын
I like imperator rome most. It's the easiest one of them all and thus the only one I know how to play. I'd like EU4 to be as easy as imperator rome
@loofloof14415 жыл бұрын
YES THANK YOU FOR PLAYING JUDEA
@Tommy-or6ti5 жыл бұрын
0:55 Self-Reassurance is one of the first signs of insecurity ;) ;)
@leeenfield11345 жыл бұрын
I'm still stuck playing Vicky 2 and failing terribly at HOI3, I love this channel though, such fun!
@geminitaurus86935 жыл бұрын
Never knew you were in Vancouver! Awesome.
@shawtyshort76495 жыл бұрын
Wellity wellity wellity woo It's time for Alex the Rambler 2 But this time, electric boogaloo
@dimitribagatelas17145 жыл бұрын
Hey Alex, big fan here. I already liked the video so hopefully you get more views to be able to pay your rent I suppose. Just an advice, don´t make the intros so prolonged. Make them short and direct. Make larger epilogues on the videos.
@alexb-b79715 жыл бұрын
Here's my 2 cent: You're videos are great and get me, and lots of people i'm sure, through less happy times!
@tylerofqueens52285 жыл бұрын
Can paradox make the black marble UI an actual thing? My desire to stab out my eyes has decreased by 95% when I play Imperator now lol
@sashapaleologue12345 жыл бұрын
Tbh, if the devs used the no mana mod as a basis then tweaked the numbers to balance it, it would be pretty good. However, the biggest problem here is that if everything is tied to ONE currency, it's going to slow down extremely the player. Until his economy can support it.
@seanlogan79125 жыл бұрын
Improve a game with mods? I think you mean paywalls silly Rmabler
@PurpleSixBeats5 жыл бұрын
When modders are better than developers lol
@chriscormac2315 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Bethesda*
@SecundumMagnusStultus5 жыл бұрын
I think that it needs more general interest, maybe adding events that help to build up large empires to fight
@byzo17955 жыл бұрын
Thanos: *snaps* Alex's Hair: *oh no*
@justdna43855 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love the Imperator Rome videos despite it getting bad reviews.
@craftsmenMC5 жыл бұрын
I personally don’t get all the hate on Imperator Rome. I love the game as it is.
@bloro28125 жыл бұрын
Almost 300k subscribers rambler you gotta prepare xD
@squib-po2ye5 жыл бұрын
Are there any mods, besides those Alex has showed us, make the game actually good?
@phoenixkingozai5 жыл бұрын
"I love eating a big banana" -Alex, 2019
@SteveJB5 жыл бұрын
When do you think they're going to add air combat to the game?
@PerunsZGRevenge5 жыл бұрын
Alex, try playing Heroes of Might and Magic, everyone loves it, it's a map painter (sort of), there are very few if any ppl like you playing it, you are charmingly incompetent and it should be good fun watching you learning it. I know longer series no longer do very well (or maybe never did) but maybe do 2 20 or 30 min vids in a row? Anyway I wish you luck, cheers!
@WillpmMightBeDaBoss5 жыл бұрын
Alex. You’re a great guy with a greater hairline. And you’re competent at grand strategy games. Love William!
@raptorcell66335 жыл бұрын
My 2 biggest issues with Imperator: 1. The mana system, i dont need to explain, just get rid of it. 2. Defensive Leagues, in theory these are basically coalitions in EU4, however there are 2 MAJOR differences that means that the DLs are somehow wose than the coalitions. Difference 1. They are against every person who tries to attack any member of the League instead of the coalitions being targeted against whichever poor sod decided to eat somebody and 2. There is absolutely no catalyst to their formation so most nations end up in a League before the end of the first month. In my experience they are also very biased against the player, within a year every nation that borders you will be a member of a league, whereas nations nowhere near you probably wont be. This can be fixed in two ways 1. Get rid of them, EU4s system was that good anyway or 2. Tie the formation to AE like in EU4.
@johnmonkelennon39005 жыл бұрын
Next video: What if Alex baldness won ww1?
@Canada19944 жыл бұрын
I like March of the Eagles. Yes I hate how bare bones it is and I hate how France is the only one with decisions and that those decisions have contradictory requirements, but I like playing as France. If anyone else liked March of the Eagles please let me know so that I don't feel so alone
@ahmedmuawia24475 жыл бұрын
Alex you have given me some hope: With slave trade (note I do it to free them so I can easily increase pops) and black Ui we may still be able to save save Rome (the game) until the senate (ahem ! paradox) approve the new edicts (Big updates and good DLCs not some rippdd content shinnagns).
@James-rm7sr5 жыл бұрын
the mod more buildings gives pluses and negatives. So each building helps, but hurts in certain ways. It makes you really think how you design your cities.
@butternuts36565 жыл бұрын
Chooses judea. Is there any way to increase my money? Me: 🤦♂️
@danielkjm5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I made a few mods, now its playable. No mana, better combat, a lot more Bônus and Downgrades, and a lot more corruption and less loyalty.
@sinonkryze36385 жыл бұрын
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
@MikhaelAhava5 жыл бұрын
@Commander Kryze Is that a joke commander? It’s usually a country not with people’s attention.
@sinonkryze36385 жыл бұрын
@@MikhaelAhava what do you mean i don't understand?
@hfss44335 жыл бұрын
Alex's hairline: Mr. Rambler I don't feel so good
@summedummkopf69635 жыл бұрын
You should review the Ashes of Empire mod for Imperator Rome. It's like the first big mod for the game.
@espertoendino5 жыл бұрын
There are content mods, why you did'nt used?
@andrewpan95655 жыл бұрын
Wow , March of the Eagle 2 looks really good
@DartzinhoV5 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand the problem with mana. I haven’t played the game, but from what I’ve seen, mana points seem almost identical to the points in EU4. Please correct me if I’m wrong
@a-drewg17165 жыл бұрын
except while in EUIV the mana system worked to create a balance between tech, ideas, conquest, and developing provinces as it is really only used in those 4 categories, Imperator Rome pretty much uses mana to do everything instantaneously except building units and moving units.
@Julius_Dayne5 жыл бұрын
Using black as main color was a great idea, i really don't like white colored interface
@Arselpang5 жыл бұрын
How do people get mods working?!?!?! Im getting crazy with this. Buying a game that isn´t even finished. Thanks Paradox for taking full price for beta testing!
@SuperJJAlexander5 жыл бұрын
Are there any mods to make FOW static as to lower the graphic requirements?
@TheLibermania5 жыл бұрын
It is well decided. No kitchen = prison .
@jackoconnor61525 жыл бұрын
9:56 sounds like my parents
@JukeboxTheGhoul5 жыл бұрын
More events?
@thatonespacker80655 жыл бұрын
Alex the Rambler? Pffft, more like Alex the Flogger!
@jeroenvanwees32505 жыл бұрын
Alex is my Adonis (8:20, but also a few other times)
@naseankershaw30715 жыл бұрын
Next video: I expand and form the Hairline Empire.
@cakeinyoface65 жыл бұрын
"It's 11 pm English time here." Boi we speak American here, not your fancy British speak
@Flight_of_Icarus5 жыл бұрын
So Paradox is doing the same thing they always do and leaving a barebones game to build on with features later, packed with DLC. People aren't satisfied with the satus quo, I get it. I just wonder what Paradox can do differently. Would they actually release every single updated feature they gave EUIV as free updates?
@julienmadore62655 жыл бұрын
please do a series on this game like your old series of lets play on heart of iron 4
@knuckles00085 жыл бұрын
My trust for paradox is receipting. These issues can’t be combed over.
@Pandemix21375 жыл бұрын
"Hebrew Slave in Jerusalem is killed" Im crying XDDDDD
@jrpage16105 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a DLC with Rome at its top power, but instead of Rome, the country’s name should be “Alex’s Hairline” to reference your thicc hairline
@stevepirie81305 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard of parents having favourites but it’s a bit harsh his wife plotting against their own child.
@wtfdrome5 жыл бұрын
Pls use no mana mod
@Ariastes7075 жыл бұрын
Playing ck2 while Alex describes the difference in player base... is this meta?
@mrcousins935 жыл бұрын
I think I'm one of the few people that actually like the game lol
@m1neh8415 жыл бұрын
3:59 Imperator Rome can’t even get the religions right...
@HetmanateMapping5 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's not Bois of Iron 4?
@kelvinluk275 жыл бұрын
isn't gold a kind of mana?
@math30005 жыл бұрын
video starts at 2:04
@GalbartOriginal5 жыл бұрын
"With enough support it can be something" Tbh would rather have it become an another March of Eagles so Paradox creates an ACTUAL good game based on this rather than giving us a quarter (because calling it a half is a compliment) finished game then thinking about adding ridicolously priced DLCs. Victoria 3 never with current business model.
@partlyfire5 жыл бұрын
And then there's me, who's actually enjoying the game
@said18905 жыл бұрын
Yay you played as my favorite country now challenge take rome and conver it to judaism
@goorahdemi96215 жыл бұрын
What about the no mana mod?
@darkmark89105 жыл бұрын
Please look at Ashes of Empire! It adds in a whole new time period - the Goths have conquered Western Rome!
@northwesternfenian34365 жыл бұрын
My receding hairline is nothing compared to Alex's.
@virajboreda15435 жыл бұрын
Play mote artillery only
@grampygrey5 жыл бұрын
Funny enough March of the eagles is actually really fun for a bit... Has more soul than this game at least.
@dragomcroy30725 жыл бұрын
Helping keep the hairline, channel and game afloat.