00:07 - Achievement It's a trap! 00:11 - Chapter 1 - Mise en abyme 05:47 - Achievement Roshambo Addict 13:46 - Achievement Private Detective 15:39 - Achievement Conspiracy theorist 15:46 - Achievement Have you no shame? 16:55 - Achievement Administrator _Due to frequent questions about the password, I will leave an explanation here:_ _The password is in 3 parts (__13:56__). The numbers are generated randomly._ _Part 1 - Odd number of my ID card __16:45__ [For me 2]_ _Part 2 - Favorite Number - __16:37__ [For me 81]_ _Part 3 - Miss Tokyo's Private Number - __15:59__ [For me 429]_ 24:32 - Achievement There's a bug in the soup 24:44 - Chapter 2 - Behind the scenes 34:32 - Achievement This is not a Beat'em up 37:37 - Achievement Wrong Dimension 39:47 - Achievement Spam 43:13 - Achievement Blue moon 51:39 - Achievement A soundly led quest 51:52 - Chapter 3 - The good, the bad and the princess 55:58 - Achievement Honey, I blew up the Hero 1:00:56 - Achievement Life sentence 1:09:42 - Achievement Raiders of the lost game 1:12:42 - Achievement Random luck! 1:19:14 - Achievement Princess saver 1:19:24 - Chapter 4 - Free2Pay 1:33:27 - Achievement Serial Clicker 1:37:05 - Achievement To infinity and beyond! 1:47:31 - Achievement One Punch Man 1:49:43 - Achievement Follow the guide! 1:51:14 - Achievement The end of the ordeal 1:51:23 - Chapter 5 - Loss of control 1:59:45 - Achievement A friend of the animals... or not. 2:02:33 - Achievement Headshot 2:10:45 - Achievement Serge Karamasov 2:16:42 - Achievement Carmack junior 2:17:30 - Achievement It's not over yet 2:17:43 - Chapter 6 - Back home 2:22:07 - Achievement Skeet shoot 2:24:39 - Achievement Better than Mr. Radar 2:26:44 - Achievement Outside the box 2:30:44 - Achievement Who you gonna call? 2:58:40 - Achievement Home at last 2:58:50 - Endings 3:02:08 - Achievement Future of the planet, and all that... 3:06:03 - Achievement I want to PLAY!!
@navyblued3 жыл бұрын
Chapter 4 is free2pay btw im not blind
@sunflower310lid73 жыл бұрын
What was Mr. Glitch's evil plan?
@mr_epicgaming3 жыл бұрын
BTW miss voodoo is the same numbers as ghost busters
@FakeFAFairman3 жыл бұрын
@@sunflower310lid7 You Mean King Glitch
@FakeFAFairman3 жыл бұрын
GiGi
@SteveCrafts2k3 жыл бұрын
"Another one of those indie games that's doomed to fail" Bestselling game ever.
@thunderbolt64_3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@sangchoo12012 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE NON-GAME!
@death_doom9992 жыл бұрын
agreed, ITS A NON GAME STEVE MAN
@Rambertrat2 жыл бұрын
ITS NOT MINCRAFT ITS NINECRAFT
@cuboembaralhado82942 жыл бұрын
@@Rambertrat its one of those minecraft copies for free on playstore sort of thing
@greatsageclok-roo90134 жыл бұрын
This is the best walkthrough of the game I've seen. Not only do you know what you're doing (through familiarity, most likely), but you're actually showing some of the funny dialogue off.
@CarrotHelper4 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it :) Yes this is not a blind walkthrough.
@mewtwo77783 жыл бұрын
@@CarrotHelper thanks for showing off the other ending i only saw the first one the "play" button from markiplier's walkthrough of this non game and was curios on what what happen if you chose the other one "delete"
@finnrajcich48553 жыл бұрын
right
@Chillipeffer3 жыл бұрын
Non-game
@greatsageclok-roo90133 жыл бұрын
@@Chillipeffer Oh... Um... Uh... I mean- "This video is a complete lie! These is nothing here to watch, as there was no game to play to begin with...! And... that comment was originally made by one of those Internet trolls! Now, you can just leave. There is nothing to do here. Good-bye!" ... ... ... ... ... ... ... (You think they fell for it?) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "You're still reading this?"
@boridinos537 Жыл бұрын
From 2:04:31 it's hilarious for me. The way he raps/ beatboxes the whole thing its super funny and cool!
@achairwithinternetaccess996 Жыл бұрын
HE MAY NOT HAVE A GAME BUT HE SURE GOT THE BARS ❗❗🔥🔥🔥🔥
@DaKing08 Жыл бұрын
THERE IS A FIRE SONG
@wuantumbrel6942010 ай бұрын
SO LET ME GIVE YOU A WILD WILD QUEST 🔥🔥🔥
@theanimatingqueen7 ай бұрын
💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠💠
@NotSimplyLily75 ай бұрын
@@wuantumbrel69420 YOUR GOAL, SEARCH EVERYWHERE 🔥🔥🔥 (extra points if I got it right cuz I swear on the lord's name, I haven't heard/read the lyrics in a looog time and for this one I wanted to try without "cheating" so yeah. did I get it right? also LETS START IT IN THIS COMMENT! ... please?)
@SoldierGaming_3 жыл бұрын
*finishes song* Player: ok ima just press this GiGi: BRUH
@FakeFAFairman3 жыл бұрын
Game: You So Mean User About My Sister
@str4wb3ri.12 жыл бұрын
Gigi's song is good
@Rayems-r5g2 ай бұрын
@@FakeFAFairmanuhh she’s not his sister, right?
@maeg_mrciso11 күн бұрын
@@Rayems-r5gShe’s his lover, I believe
@Skull_OWar2 жыл бұрын
Probably the best walkthrough that can be given. All the puzzles are done as soon as possible without skipping over any of the dialogue. Currently watching a Kubz Scouts play, and it’s a shame that lots of dialogue is being skipped over due to things being solved or things being done too soon.
@endritsulejmani39722 жыл бұрын
Angry Me: HEY YOU. THERE IS NO PUZZLE. IT'S COMPUTER-RADE!!! >:(
@Montodeme3 жыл бұрын
i love you, you even show us the entire converstation, every corner of this non-game.
@DignifiedArmenianGato3 жыл бұрын
No matter what, we will never find our Mr.Glitch’s plan.
@ChloekabanOfficial3 жыл бұрын
@Nicola Cretti There's no more fooling anyone with *Read more* now.
@kaseyhirt17583 жыл бұрын
I think I know now. His only plan was to let him... [REDACTED] the whole world.
@bendythegamingdevildarlin45723 жыл бұрын
I know Mr. Glitches plan: it's a plan that will let him exit the Video Game reality and Escape into this reality, and allow him to control every single electronic so he can take over the whole world.
@Applebutterbabycakes3 жыл бұрын
@@bendythegamingdevildarlin4572 wow!
@Applebutterbabycakes3 жыл бұрын
@Nicola Cretti bad
@flemingofamily25303 жыл бұрын
I just bought this game on the App Store and this is a great tutorial of how to play! Simply amazing!
@TheHeadOfWelfare2 жыл бұрын
I have the game jam ver lol
@bubbletea21322 жыл бұрын
Non-game*
@accountdisbanded2 жыл бұрын
@@bubbletea2132 g
@kirb2electric5 ай бұрын
@@bubbletea2132I mean you have seen one of the endings right?
@Jovian_Man Жыл бұрын
I think GiGi’s creator is Teardrop. So turns out She can talk and have a voice and she doesn’t talk because she doesn’t want to leak her voice. So she can reveal her voice after the end of TPOT, and this is her sneak peek of her voice. Teardrop hide her voices via voice acting as GiGi.
@mizmels110 ай бұрын
Weird fanfiction because other than Gigi and game being made by the creator seen in chapter 6 there’s no proof that this takes place in tpot or whatever this game takes place in a very weird real world in a parallel universe
@just.11354 жыл бұрын
The Most Annoying User Ever Specialties: Breaking Stuff And Also Good At It
@Hdx643 жыл бұрын
when GG created the screwe driver you could almost tell game wanted to say... You could just gave him a goin or a chipped sword lol
@NotSimplyLily75 ай бұрын
and best screwdiver! (game voted for them😁)
@goonking4203 ай бұрын
aka me
@jsphn20083 жыл бұрын
GiGi: **starts singing** Speedrunners: shut
@3junqn19132 жыл бұрын
*S H U T*
@241Cookies__3 жыл бұрын
Okay, within like, less than 1% of my life, a game managed to get me lured into its story via puzzle mechanics What is this madness?-
@ohman57582 жыл бұрын
BRUH IT HAS 600K VIEWS AND HE GOT 31K SUBS
@ohman57582 жыл бұрын
U better sub to him
@spider-verseenjoyer11082 жыл бұрын
you mean the non-game?
@flipz1de2 жыл бұрын
non-game
@NotSimplyLily75 ай бұрын
w- what game? d- did you find the game?! omg, where? c- cuz that ain't a game.
@virtuality69362 жыл бұрын
chapter 4:exists me with an autoclicker: I am four parallel universes ahead of you.
@3junqn19132 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@cycrothelargeplanet2 жыл бұрын
1:47:28 The dark lord: prepare for a long and painful fight That one knight statue: Are you sure about that
@var13482 жыл бұрын
Dark Lord died of an Infamous Guard falling beyond falling the space during fighting Hero
@GiygasNightmare4 ай бұрын
@@var1348he became earth’s… 3rd… moon
@MCL66BABFT3 жыл бұрын
Game: OK YOU CAN JUST QUIT NOW BYEEE GiGi: Game, the user can stay Me: *instantly alt f4s*
@just.11354 жыл бұрын
With All Honesty This Is One Of The Most Creative Games I Have Ever Seen Maybe The Most Creative Even😂
@luigigaming4u4 жыл бұрын
its not a game
@aaron50snickers793 жыл бұрын
You mean not game
@SkaiYouTube3 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is a game. I m-mean NON-GAME
@mr_epicgaming3 жыл бұрын
NON GAME
@SkaiYouTube3 жыл бұрын
@ĐH Gaming NON-GAME
@Babbleplay2 жыл бұрын
If you are open to suggestions, I want to point you at 'Lair of the Clockwork God', Two best mates; one, Ben, is a traditional point and click adventure protagonist, while the other, Dan, is a platformer protagonist, so , the game is a mix of the two genres, with Dan often literally carrying Ben over to objects that need examining/using, as Platformers don't handle nerdy, thinking-related problems like that, and Ben refuses to run, jump or do anything active.
@CarrotHelper2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I watched the trailer, unfortunately I was not very interested in it.
@Babbleplay2 жыл бұрын
@@CarrotHelper No worries; no game suits everyone; i can really only recommend it on the dialogue and flavor text; not much of a platformer myself, so I had a rough time with some of it.
@Creative_StudioMic Жыл бұрын
Never thought comments will recommend me a nice game on this week. But they did. Thank you, User!
@jayheropro73963 жыл бұрын
1:47:31 How convenient And perfect timing too
@mr_epicgaming3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact to call miss voodoo is the same numbers as...... GHOST BUSTERS
@anamariaapostol3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The developer said that on Twitter. And the error code in the first chapter where the game crashed himself it's from "Lost"
@NotSimplyLily75 ай бұрын
🎶If theres something strange, 🎵
@AbeTorres-hj8sb4 ай бұрын
🎶In your nighborhood🎵
@GiygasNightmare3 ай бұрын
@@AbeTorres-hj8sb🎶who you gonna call?🎵
@heyitzrane30253 жыл бұрын
I got so excited when watching the part where Glitch puts Game's name in the Music section because he mentioned earlier in the game that he hates singing-
@stayhydratedkingsqueens3 жыл бұрын
@crunchyorange saame
@driftingthruspace3 жыл бұрын
where did he say that he hates singing
@0n1c4203 жыл бұрын
@@driftingthruspace in chapter four in the RaPappa The Paper advertisement.
@sad-clown2 жыл бұрын
And it’s a fucking bop 😫
@relojac Жыл бұрын
@@driftingthruspace ironically, he said it before this chapter, in the rapappa the paper ad
@youdontknowwho50510 ай бұрын
Fun fact! The reason the character in Chpt 2 is called “Mr. Wilhelm” is because the scream he makes is called the “Wilhelm Scream”, (or the other way around). This specific scream is used commonly in television and movies.
@l3roido2 ай бұрын
No one cares
@youdontknowwho5052 ай бұрын
@@l3roidoQuick question: Genuinely, why did you say that? What compelled you to take it upon yourself to say, “this comment is not only useless, but I don’t want to see it. The person making this comment should feel bad for making it.”? Because there is a reason, otherwise you wouldn’t have done it. Is it because you have other hate in your life? Does your school/work make you stressed, or is it family matters? I guess what I’m trying to say is, you can take it out on me; I’m not happy you did, but I accept it, because people need outlets. Just know that you aren’t getting rid of this stress, or this hate, or whatever compelled you to type this hurtful statement, you’ve just moved on it to another person.
@askal1004Ай бұрын
@@l3roidoleast of an asshole gd player:
@jayheropro73963 жыл бұрын
1:37:39 Favorite part of this chapter
@uhjustarandomguynothingtow55583 жыл бұрын
tf is this comment
@blopblopblopblopblopblop2 жыл бұрын
@@uhjustarandomguynothingtow5558 ???
@arleneholmes12707 ай бұрын
@@uhjustarandomguynothingtow5558bruh
@GiygasNightmare3 ай бұрын
hahaa! i knew it. it seemed too easy!
@chi_ke3 жыл бұрын
2:09:25 *!P E R F E C T T I M I N G!*
@Rat_boy-3 жыл бұрын
The best walkthrough ever!
@elchile3362 жыл бұрын
Don't mean non-walkthrough?
@zenadeeb9275 Жыл бұрын
Chapter 2is the best in the game I mean the NON_GAME
@zenadeeb9275 Жыл бұрын
If there is a game there is a NON_GIGI
@selevermidfight9291 Жыл бұрын
The way it just goes *ding* for the first arrow, then the next few arrows *DU DU DU DU DUN* 3:01:57
@Doc65_unknown2 жыл бұрын
“I can’t swim’ last words of Dark Lord’s guard before drowning
@kaseyhirt17583 жыл бұрын
If There Is No Game has an Undertale clone: * heya, person behind the screen. * i might've got some bad news about this. * actually, that wasn't a game. * the financial crisis, the indiepocolipse, blah blah blah... all of this. * hopefully you won't be dissapointed. * you can still watch TV, go outside... * read a book, or sit through my hilarious jokes... * yeah, that's not a game, but just between you and me... * avoid asking for a refund, if you can.
@NotSimplyLily75 ай бұрын
sooooo sans. cool. 😊
@Skuydipwapwa3 жыл бұрын
whats that "bidibidibidibidi" mean? LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD XD
@ChloekabanOfficial2 жыл бұрын
An attempt at beatboxing, I think.
@littlered63402 жыл бұрын
Lol got to that quote just as I read this post.
@newyorkyankees81 Жыл бұрын
Indian's accent on how they talk.
@NickSneaky3 жыл бұрын
21:33 Glory to Arstotzka!
@blopblopblopblopblopblop Жыл бұрын
Glory to KOLECHIA!
@Демиург-9 Жыл бұрын
@@blopblopblopblopblopblop Glory to the United Federation!
@eeeeea37445 ай бұрын
are you involved with ezic?
@digitalact1vistoflife4053 ай бұрын
Glory to cobrastan!
@APerson181223 жыл бұрын
Chapter 6 cry dialogue has touched my heart
@name-ie9qo2 жыл бұрын
Dude, awesome walkthrough. You actually know what to do, and sometimes hover your cursor above the things we need to take note of. But best of all is that you show all the dialogue to truly present the entire game. Kudos & bravo mate
@mychannel5833 жыл бұрын
2:14:29 im gonna listen this whole day
@iles_80 Жыл бұрын
Me to
@Bry100222 жыл бұрын
I like how you also get many of the missable achievements
@Sang-yz5xr3 жыл бұрын
"Show me your PAPERS , only if you say PLEASE" PAPERS, PLEASE 😄😄
@marcoalagar88323 жыл бұрын
Nah
@SussyRed Жыл бұрын
0:05 - Achievement: It's a trap! 0:12 - *Chapter 1 - Mise en Abyme* 3:57 - Achievement: Roshambo Addict 13:43 - Achievement: Private Detective 15:13 - Achievement: Conspiracy theorist 15:45 - Achievement: Have you no shame? (13:55;16:00;16:30;16:45;16:53) - Achievement: Administrator 18:30 - Achievement: There's a bug in the soup 24:41 - *Chapter 2 - Behind the scenes* 34:32 - Achievement: This is not a Beat'em up 37:38 - Achievement: Wrong Dimension 39:49 - Achievement: Spam 43:19 - Achievement: Blue moon 51:39 - Achievement: A soundly quest led 51:50 - *Chapter 3 - The good, the bad and the princess* 55:44 - Achievement: Honey, I blew up the Hero 1:00:57 - Achievement: Life sentence 1:09:41 - Achievement: Raiders of the lost game 1:12:42 - Achievement: Random luck 1:19:14 - Achievement: Princess saver 1:19:20 - *Chapter 4 - Free2Pay* 1:33:26 - Achievement: Serial Clicker 1:37:03 - Achievement: To infinity and beyond! 1:47:31 - Achievement: One Punch Man 1:49:41 - Achievement: Follow the guide! 1:51:13 - Achievement: The end of the ordeal 1:51:26 - *Chapter 5 - Loss of control* 1:59:44 - Achievement: A friend of the animals... or not. 2:02:32 - Achievement: Headshot 2:10:45 - Achievement: Serge Karamasov 2:16:12 - Achievement: Carmack junior 2:16:30 - Achievement: It's not over yet 2:17:43 - *Chapter 6 - Back home* 2:22:05 - Achievement: Skeet shoot 2:24:39 - Achievement: Better than Mr. Radar 2:26:44 - Achievement: Outside the box 2:30:44 - Achievement: Who you gonna call? 2:58:35 - Achievement: Home at last 2:58:49 - *Epilog* 3:02:08 - Achievement: Future of the planet, and all that... 3:06:03 - Achievement: I want to PLAY!!
@miguelabro Жыл бұрын
2:10:22 perfect timing! Perfect sync! JUST PERFECT!
@1291401632 жыл бұрын
1:36:24 “Legendary $9.99 sword” 😂
@crystalwinterfeld8 ай бұрын
Lol
@pacer17053 жыл бұрын
This is definitely more stressful than “A Short Hike”. But I definitely love how this game redefines what a modern point-and-click game could be. I must ask, how did you reload the last save point to trigger the second ending, @carrothelper?
@somerandomhandle Жыл бұрын
i think he just opened chapter select, clicked epilog and waited for the buttons to appear
@Spacecookie-3 жыл бұрын
I actually really love their Zeldy RPG section. I wish they made a full length one like that all the way through. It was sell big time.
@lucassoprani65502 жыл бұрын
After 2:49:01 Me: What was supposed to be an gameplay turned into an entire movie.
@SSBummer2 жыл бұрын
17:09 cool sound #1 1:49:59 cool sound #2
@oscarchen20503 жыл бұрын
I saw ‘Drown me a pixel’ at timestamp 1:52:01.
@davidtom3937 Жыл бұрын
9:47 I can do whatever I want!
@mysteryguyiscool50548 ай бұрын
It's interesting how it becomes easier the more you play it
@NameName2.03 жыл бұрын
That Glitch actually blue balled me.
@kromakogg3 жыл бұрын
Wait the minute This NON-Game is a 3 Hour NON-Game?? Then why Markiplier thought that this NON-Game is a 5 Hour NON-Game nyeh whatever
@ayanoakemi29733 жыл бұрын
Probably 2 hours for thinking.
@eljaminlatour6633 Жыл бұрын
23:20 I know some basic Japanese, and I laughed at the text "ゲームがありません。"
@jordy_de-zee Жыл бұрын
"there are no games"
@davidtom3937 Жыл бұрын
17:23 Done! Now, I saw a picture of tree somewhere...
@spongeboob48763 жыл бұрын
The truth about Apollo 11 *WEATHER BALLON*
@milkmankarl00983 жыл бұрын
Wow, I was wondering about the truth, it was a weather ballon the entire time! ;D
@M24SniperWeaponSystem Жыл бұрын
Question: What does GiGi (Global Gameplay) And Game look like? Answer: Nothing, This is really questioning and may be part of a lore-worm.
@realman70162 жыл бұрын
22:29 tf2 reference
@primeben1066 Жыл бұрын
Mr: Glitch: *Almost screams like Patrick In Chapter 5*
@davidtom3937 Жыл бұрын
25:21 *knocks on TV screen*
@GiygasNightmare4 ай бұрын
Game: oh im not alone
@davidtom3937 Жыл бұрын
17:36 Hmm, must be for the flying squirrel...
@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy2 жыл бұрын
17:50 *M e o w m e o w*
@str4wb3ri.12 жыл бұрын
Yes cute cat meowing
@SamWinne Жыл бұрын
the part at 2:19:33 even though it's sad, the letters sort of spell out "emotional damage" the irony
@MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen2 жыл бұрын
1:42:04 Sudoku solution; for those, like me, that didn't understand the puzzle at all.