Mr. Print when Misprint walks in: AWOOOGAAA BOIOIOINGGG RUFF RUFF RUFF
@NewportRed100s6 ай бұрын
+2
@MrSoupMen6 ай бұрын
I love NL because he always talks about how good green joker is but I don’t think I’ve seen him win a run with it
@jagotiberan21816 ай бұрын
Cause he’d still on version 1.00! And refuses to update so he can do a bit about it when folks tell him about the new patch
@dudekazoo6 ай бұрын
@@jagotiberan2181He magician'd two cards in this run, it's 1.0.1
@roostangarar6 ай бұрын
6:36 Me explaining my concerns to our getaway driver during the big heist on the banana republic (I am pointing at the safe that we forgot our tools for)
@RagingAcid6 ай бұрын
this bit is far too high level +2
@Christian.Escutia6 ай бұрын
Excellent find +2
@unga026 ай бұрын
+2
@admkbldwn6 ай бұрын
you must have gone to the Culinary Institute of America because you absolutely cooked +2
@jamesfunnymorrison83056 ай бұрын
this bit is cinema
@vonka59996 ай бұрын
1:56 me giving a pitch to the guy renaming the Jackson 5 after Michael left
@Fummy0076 ай бұрын
insane get
@phakepercs95996 ай бұрын
Incredible
@joshfahm6 ай бұрын
*Looks at poker hand levels* *Straight: 90x10* *Two Pair: 80x5* "Two pair is by far our best hand" *Proceeds to discard Straight lose the run* (29:35)
@petricell6 ай бұрын
Lmao i love how every day he plays Balatro his patience and attention span is getting lower and the mistakes are getting more hilarious.
@inktoxicant6 ай бұрын
He just wants to prove how wrong the "Malf is only good at Balatro because of their hours in the game" chatter is
@okaysurefinewhatever6 ай бұрын
Just like me frfr
@kobold_sushi_executive_chef6 ай бұрын
0:18 when you engage in hate speech against amputee octopi
@galtroark6 ай бұрын
+2
@grantreill19666 ай бұрын
0:22 me when I must hastily recant my statement against amputee octopi
@kobold_sushi_executive_chef6 ай бұрын
@@grantreill1966 +2
@expiredmilk52356 ай бұрын
@@grantreill1966 -2
@autonomousanonymous63106 ай бұрын
0:28 me when i am an amputee octopus undergoing an introspective episode induced by a slight against my character, leading me to consider surgical installment of a prosthetic replacement in an effort to restore my wounded ego
@RogDogggyDogg6 ай бұрын
29:45 Just play the damn straight 😭
@MattyNoNose6 ай бұрын
Type A chatter spotted
@Hunter-po8jy6 ай бұрын
He woul have won too😢
@kaidenb.72996 ай бұрын
I saw that too
@delimonky126 ай бұрын
Forgot to consider that two pair is by far his best hand
@straub426 ай бұрын
“Two pair is by far our best hand” Ten seconds after viewing scoring board showing that straights get +10 chips and double the mult compared to two pair.
@SMA23436 ай бұрын
We’re balatro guys of course I’ll discard to get a flush and ruin my run
@Unionhawk736 ай бұрын
We're balatro guys, of course we realize the round was winnable seconds after resetting
@EthanBeattie-wh4zx6 ай бұрын
+2
@TotalGoatHead5 ай бұрын
26:34 Me when I need to oscillate on an axis
@noahhamilton90045 ай бұрын
+2
@Aloupeppers6 ай бұрын
13:40 good analogy off the cuff
@meatballman1376 ай бұрын
We're Balatro guys, of course we level straight up to lvl 3 in a 4 card hand build (?) and discard a straight on the final hand when it couldve saved us. (math) LVL 3 Straight is 90 base chips + 20 from cards (2+3+4+5+6) + 172 from square joker is 282 chips LVL 3 Straight is 10 base mult + 41 from green joker + 44 from sac dag joker x 3 from stencil joker is 285 mult 282 x 285 = 80,370 instead of 217 x 261 = 56,637 Professional type A chatter
@chillseekerthechillseeker6 ай бұрын
So I was raging at him when he did that haha
@nolanfisher67126 ай бұрын
13:32 me when im a gorilla receiving my 3rd meal of the day
@DeanoMachino145 ай бұрын
+2
@tylersavitz15296 ай бұрын
13:38 Honestly the misprint moldy banana take is based. Moldy joker.
@DivineRetribution7676 ай бұрын
~ 6:00 'What's a few?' I asked that question when I was a young fella and was told it was more than a couple but less than several, then I asked what several was. I was told that several is around 7 because it uses the same sylliable and I went 'yeah fair enough'.
@FNL476 ай бұрын
Beat my first gold stake listening to this video! The eggs videos are a passive IQ boost
@TheJoaopedrov6 ай бұрын
i'm also beating it watching this video, but in a different sense
@MrVovansim6 ай бұрын
Call him a negative eternal joker, the way he gives you a boost, but doesn't take up a slot and cannot be sold.
@FNL476 ай бұрын
@@MrVovansim +2
@dudekazoo6 ай бұрын
You siphoning away his intellect like some D&D monster you little shit?
@537rj13076 ай бұрын
The way he says "What?" at 7:58 is heartbreaking.
@therussbuss53145 ай бұрын
30:15 Me as a toddler doing my best airplane impression.
@Nangesoup6 ай бұрын
I wish someone loved me as much as NL loves green joker
@mrkamikaze56 ай бұрын
stencil joker is in his mind like the green goblin mask
@thetoyreviewer58756 ай бұрын
I''m Type A Maxxing today baby
@JaaaackP6 ай бұрын
11:40 - me self sabotaging a near unloseable run:
@grantdixon366 ай бұрын
13:32 When I’m in first place in Mario Kart and about to get an item
@octopustophat33976 ай бұрын
We're balatro guys, of course we race make this joke first.
@GoonSquad_TV6 ай бұрын
me when im calling animal control to report a pack of coyotes ravaged my corn field
@nolanfisher67126 ай бұрын
me when i tell the joke of my life but forget to put the context
@zackarhino175 ай бұрын
*throws away two pair* "Do we really not have two pair?"
@EverythingWentSideways6 ай бұрын
we're guys of course we
@RobotnikPlngas6 ай бұрын
11:36: Me when I say I don't like Black Pink
@theofficialkeanureevesYT6 ай бұрын
we’re Balatro guys, of course we forget to put (Balatro) at the end of the title on our Balatro videos
@MrKrabbs20094 ай бұрын
I know I’m necroposting but that reroll on acrobat with 2 scaling jokers (play 2 4 card dookie for scaling, keep two pair in hand, last hand basically 3x your best hand) into buying eternal dagger for 0 reason actually hurt.
@mattsmith68066 ай бұрын
Wilco mentioned
@mschuhler6 ай бұрын
we're balatro guys, of course we don't take the negative to get 4x mult so that we have the chance to add +3 mult and 12 chips to our jokers
@quadrillion926 ай бұрын
1 min no views... his account is growing. pog for egg
@BoffaG16 ай бұрын
+2
@yamothafreakinboi6 ай бұрын
Eggsponential growth
@adrensamoth43376 ай бұрын
Honey Badger pogs when he wants to
@ThingsInc6 ай бұрын
We're Balatro watchers. Of course we don't play the game but know more about it than Egg
@octopustophat33976 ай бұрын
I think I've played maybe 3.5 hours and watched about 50+
@ThingsInc6 ай бұрын
@octopustophat3397 I'm only missing three decks but NL has them unlocked so it's whatev
@ASOXO6 ай бұрын
My biggest mistake is not playing 5 cards on psychic. It's HARD to remember when you're brains memory is constantly playing 4 of a kind or 2 pair.
@jesusridingabike6 ай бұрын
is he getting worse with each run? love you nl but damn lmao
@Me-kl2hx6 ай бұрын
Northernlion, serious tip you can't keep spending all your early cash on tarot cards especially on the black deck. You can survive the first 3 blinds at least on any deck on any stake without ever buying anything, all you need are 1-2 good hands (like a high straight or flush). You need to focus early on earning enough money to get interest going or getting a joker who will carry you early game so you can coast off of it and build money. Wasting your early money on tarot cards, especially something like death cost you the asking price and the potential interest, which on black stake means you will just continue to be poor and run out of steam. Once you have the money to keep interest going and a reliable way to get enough score then you can focus on abusing tarot cards to really make your run take off. Also death is a strong tarot card but not when you're running a basic vanilla deck with no direction for your run.
@Jabbersac6 ай бұрын
Listen, things like that aren't mistakes, they're happy little accidents. They spark joy. Embrace them, let them bring light into your life
@Affirmingtree6 ай бұрын
Respectfully, this is not where we go if we wanna see optimal play
@cthulhubecausewhynot11826 ай бұрын
@@AffirmingtreeI would like him to occasionally not faceplant immediately out of the gate so we can get more banter.
@Cheldeo6 ай бұрын
Very true, on the first blind I always discard for an ace high straight as its consistent and always wins, I'm scared of going jokerless for the boss blind so I always prioritise jokers over tarot and planets, it's painful seeing him buy tarot packs in the first ante instead of the joker pack next to it, but that's what makes it fun watching him play so differently to me
@Shiftarus6 ай бұрын
To his credit, that playstyle makes for less runs making it to ante 3 or so, but the ones that do survive are primed to be a more powerful and interesting run. There is more to consider than just surviving another round.
@GoldenWeavile6 ай бұрын
Love the content Ryan, hello!
@Level80Sorcerer5 ай бұрын
Having dagger add double the sell value of Misprint vs having Stencil go up to x4... I am not a Type A, I am just saying...
@heykak6 ай бұрын
"8:37" old recording confirmed
@Joe_Molotov6 ай бұрын
the nacci ain't fibbin
@jacobadderley26436 ай бұрын
Hi Tomo!! Hi buddy!
@theletterkei6 ай бұрын
how am i supposed to know if this is balatro if the title doesn't end with the name of the game in parentheses? how can i be sure?
@iluxa-40006 ай бұрын
I know he made some questionable plays, but do keep in mind - black deck just sucks
@zaftnotameni6 ай бұрын
dipped in mama liz' he's washed, even in extreme mega easy mode patch