This patch was made for me (Balatro)

[@NotQuietRight]

we're KZbin balatro guys of course we back seat even though the gameplay is pre recorded

[@trehairston1840]

We are annoying KZbin guys, of course we don’t believe NL reads comments in order to improve in the future, we just criticize.

[@duckraisin]

​@@trehairston1840He doesn't read YT comments, he's said so on stream

[@trehairston1840]

@@duckraisin literally during SAP gameplay that’s all he did, but sure if your motivation in commenting is to fight with other people rather than give advice to the influencers you like watching, then fight on brother, Nobel worthy cause

[@314Marvin]

@@trehairston1840 Brother reading youtube comments on a video you posted of a two week old stream is not the same as reading twitch chat while livestreaming lol

[@trehairston1840]

@@314Marvin did I say he only reads twitch chat, I said comments he read SAP comments of people telling him this animal is goated. You realize NLs upload schedule is mixed with super past and present stuff right? Like he uploaded a vid of the new patch already but this would technically be the first video of the new patch since the intro said ao

[@spinningredchair8092]

8:03 When the economy is crashing but my favorite basketball team is playing and scores a shot 20 feet from the center of the rim

[@rathervalor]

+2

[@Caijin1]

+4

[@euguinn9524]

+2

[@marazali1816]

+3

[@5pet5ar]

+2

[@turbosnail413]

4:30 we love our new square joker. he's like that person you see on your commute that you never talk to but you hope they have a good day anyways. Idk what you're doing, sir, but by God you're doing amazing.

[@HeyImFred]

4:22 Creating my NBA custom character

[@phakepercs9599]

+2

[@jimmyjeff6918]

26:50 me when I encounter a wild onix while I have a repel up.

[@phakepercs9599]

+2

[@nathancain2912]

Trying to figure out when he is playing pre patch vs post patch is hell. My man refuses to just post in order 😂

[@athisyy8934]

He posts one stream vod and one recorded video daily. The recorded ones are newer, so that's why they had the patch before his vods.

[@Halfcourtviolation]

Watching NL for the gameplay and not the avant-garde costco commentary is wild

[@nathancain2912]

@@Halfcourtviolation how else will I backseat properly?

[@JB-xl2jc]

​@@nathancain2912 Backseat his Costco opinions and purchases

[@Halfcourtviolation]

@@nathancain2912 true back seaters just know the mistakes he’s gonna make

[@xXChaoticRavenXx]

7:20 me when I’m naming songs that are on the album to pimp a butterfly

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

The Blacker The Berry How Much a Dollar Cost Purple Seal

[@keldoe1351]

12:40 me when I’m a caveman judge and I’m delivering the verdict

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

+2

[@1worldguy]

+2

[@reed0bad]

I got a new job at Costco so now I'm a Costco guy

[@petormaculan5424]

Congrats!

[@wyldenites]

Please ask management to give me a position, I've been jobless since 2022

[@davisladd6473]

@@wyldenites Just apply

[@Adeptized]

A farmer finding the perfect plot of land to grow his cabbages:

[@Hellcreature36]

+2

[@ashark8968]

Sentient cabbage seeds being planted after their farmer finds the perfect plot of land to grow his cabbages:

[@DanTheMann1218]

Me when I’m a recovering from nicotine addiction:

[@MyNameIsMikey]

+2

[@yadamspiezer]

+2

[@jamesmaceaveli6679]

+2

[@Halfcourtviolation]

Somos hombres de Balatro.

[@JordanCollins-n5k]

oh my god... hes bald?

[@Kratosmorgan807]

Only on the head

[@Swampum]

11:05 when my streamer isn’t thankful for 20 bucks

[@waeb]

Bald man plays poker by himself

[@RalorPenwat]

Again with the caffeine thing, I'm someone who, after having to quit it completely, realized just how prevalent it is, I don't think it's that bad BUT I do think people are being uninformed or under informed on the potential health risks. People made sodium, a vital mineral, the hypertension boogie man when it's a genetic mutation that actually makes sodium increase BP at all. And even with that it's still very critical that you get enough. Caffeine on the other hand will always increase blood pressure and has no nutritional value.

[@QuebecSouverain]

NL the type of guy who would've smoked 4 packs of cigarettes a day back in the 50s and say it's healthy for you because ads on TV with fake doctors are promoting it

[@Poondaedalin]

9:06 Me talking about my favorite Roman comic playwright

[@grit1]

Costco is a catered event, you're allowed to take as many samples as you want

[@HatsuneSquidward]

I wonder if NL realizes that having drivers license and green joker is like having 3 green jokers, which he would obviously insta pick

[@Sprocktendo]

26:50 When the crack starts talking back to you

[@raabdj]

😂😂😂

[@cFrogjar]

Mumma lizs free and becomes foil

[@Blue-sn7xk]

5:19 me when I see my machoke evolve into a machamp

[@KindaKaon]

5:16 me talking to the little alien man I am about to dissect to better understand his prehensile forelimbs

[@Kurobeau]

takes a pic with my 3ds, flicks my helicopter hat and flies into the fireplace had me CRYING

[@GreenFlame16]

I love sense of humour, 1:02 is gold 😂😂😂

[@MetalDeth777]

4:32 HI TOMOOOOOOOOOO!

[@lilithwastaken3564]

3:02 free and becomes free and foil with the same inflection as Perry the platypus

[@Searage92]

finally we get the VoD where he first started the new patch

[@wurthdurt_]

The moment this game is released on mobile you'll never hear from me again

[@greenwarrior33]

Ngl I had to stop watching the last couple of vids because I was playing Balatro while watching. But I was on the new patch and he wasn't and it was wrecking my brain. I'm glad the egg backlog has caught up

[@ppeemg]

we've finally caught up to the patch

[@Nopalmtreez]

Motorcycle riders finding the perfect thing to put on their leather jacket:

[@theQial]

Why did I watch this video for Costco shit talking. I don't understand why I love your videos. But I do because I relate so hard to your random yapping.

[@theQial]

You are like the reason my girlfriend even likes me. She thinks it's funny when I stay stupid shit for no reason and I love her because she puts up with my shit and I put up with her weirdness. Also I just turned 36 this weekend so I am slightly older than you but when I found out we are basically the same age it clicked why I got all your topical pop culture jokes. Anyway I love ya and call the egg NL. I don't have kids but I have a good friend with a toddler so I get it. You are cool AF and killing it at life and now I will stop rambling

[@Spyhermit]

we're costco guys, of course we understand with the normies don't understand how to judge marbling in a cut of meat, or how costco will have prime ribeye one day and not another and so you have to fallback to sirloins or new york strips and sometimes that requires changing what we're makin for dinner.

[@drowsemary]

popped off when madness appeared

[@employer2659]

Pirates after they lose an eye

[@denissdenisson6823]

"We do add cards to our deck on occasion" Marbled Joker: >:(

[@dannymcgervey2151]

She balatro my guy til mama liz's chili oil

[@anth_genious]

The phone ppl in the Costco meat section are probably restaurant managers or something

[@Soundwves]

7:03 NL gets the pass for that one

[@Shines.22]

We're entering NL's salt and pepper beard era.

[@Doser_One]

How come that you have new headphones, but it still looks like it still sits on your head like the earth has 6g’s? Love the content tho

[@mrkamikaze5]

Abattoir mentioned POOOOGGG

[@Buffalax]

Double digit eyeglasses represent 28:26

[@dannydevito7755]

he's bringing the canadian accent back god bless him

[@slushbucket707]

guy who just got his jeans custom fitted with a patchwork style:

[@Max-sn3hr]

I have 0 idea what those words mean but reading this made my brain tingle

[@radarhead82]

he refuses to take ramen with an empty spot but immediately takes an eternal space joker, a joker which he always gets mad at...

[@radarhead82]

though I guess it actually procs a decent number of times this run so, vindicated?

[@radarhead82]

nope there's the anger at 33:16 lol

[@dvrobiqu]

Tbf, Ramen wouldn't have worked with madness. And madness had a x6.5 by the end. Though, I still wouldn't have taken an eternal space joker there (or ever. lol.)

[@TheOmcdo]

call that / marker balatro 1

[@emfarce]

Nothing like NL getting excited about the free foil joker in the first big blind only to play the blind and not potentially get a free foil joker. Hit me right in my Type-A nuts

[@williamdavies5957]

The madness change wasn't supposed to be a nerf right? i thought they did it so on the boss blind u could have max jokers without needing eternal jokers?

[@voided_sun]

Why not both?

[@grizzlygamer7566]

We're jokers that give chips for scoring 2s. Of course we're wee

[@accountnamewithheld]

We're Balatro guys, of course we phone about our meat

[@SuburbanHell]

🤔20:30 ish- I haven't gotten to eternal jokers yet, is the reason that Madness Joker doesn't destroy everything because He's stacked with eternal jokers?

[@mafata4200]

HE DID IT, HE DOWNLOADED THE PATCH

[@RalorPenwat]

The thing about drink reminders is at school for most of us we were basically just told to wait it out and now that we're adults that's an even worse idea. Also yeah the water crowd is super obnoxious. Like look guys I get you want me to die or electrolyte deficiency but uh no thanks

[@Dancyspartan]

Origin based mod, but absolutely cooked takes. Which is fair. I wouldn't go ask a Monk for advice on leather-play either.

[@heykak]

the fact that the backlog is 2 weeeks long is either insane or embarassing

[@phoenixhorsley6658]

wow! Great video!

[@n00dle_king]

If localthunk had hit him with the sell a joker boss I would have died laughing

[@DeathByRabbit]

I watch KZbin without video to save on my internet bill.

[@wurthdurt_]

To Pimp a Butterfly mentioned! What is a bad album!?!

[@QuebecSouverain]

NL the type of guy who would've smoked 4 packs of cigarettes a day back in the 50s and say it's healthy because ads on TVs with fake doctors were promoting it.

[@felix56p]

21:19 why did he say beer like that

[@littlefishy1337]

The problem is that plenty of ur viewers think water is an optional bev

[@Nonscient]

Water is the greatest *no rizz*

[@itzadam_yt6529]

We’re Balatro.

[@bornonthebattlefront4883]

23:28 pissed me off

[@anond2015]

We're guys of course

[@guyanomaly]

we’re coarse of guys

[@fernandon3926]

the ramen play

[@aliakhtar8622]

Damn, NL really made it work with the worst jokers ever. Kudos!

[@Noobwater]

2:11 Lebron screaming when he loves Balatro

[@Billdijk000]

Pilgrims arriving in North America:

[@ScoffMathews]

They should put a wawa in petawawa

[@ngaftp]

Square joker looked better before the update.

[@brimple]

is batman joker in there

[@mikevsamy]

4:45 ಠ_ಠ

[@chrispharmd2077]

When NL says the word "bit," I definitely skip ahead 2 minutes.

[@z810gaming3]

12:41 christians in the middle ages

[@guyanomaly]

HI TOMO. EEEEEAAAAGHHHHHHH

[@DarrienGlasser]

Southern lion

[@caseyo4086]

BUY ME SELL ME

[@andrej_urod_iljic]

Guys I have 3 questions: 1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo? 2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream... 3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef

[@RedzeeTV]

1) Is one of his tics from his tourettes syndrome. 2) Andrew is simply used as a pointer to something. Anything can be an Andrew, essentially a substitution for "thing". 3) Very sought after derivative of Mama Liz's chili oil. Like the caviar of chili oils.

[@solaris_cc4353]

Tomo's one of his cats. Refer to the other comment for the rest

[@andrej_urod_iljic]

@@RedzeeTV dude has tourettes???

[@deskinem_rooted]

Who… who are we? Who am I?

[@petormaculan5424]

This commen section is funnier than other comment sections to me :)

[@Nonscient]

I like a cup of coffee :(

[@pepaigea]

Balatro guys, we are, hmmm

[@felix56p]

nl 1 month ago: theyll never make me update the game nl now:

[@guyug6940]

No views in 41 seconds? You fell off

[@agooseatemyleg5096]

1:23 Bro doesn’t understand fat distribution 😂🫵

[@GarbageWeaboo]

21:20 why did he say beer like that