There's Nowhere I Can Go From Here...

[@KaueBR89]

The saddest part is that Ryu wasn't even the first clear LOL

[@Amur0Games]

XD

[@frederikw4028]

Well he did beat it with 0 seconds left so thats atleast something 😂

[@williansantana7820]

It's crazy enough that he actually cleared it!

[@LjubomirButurovic]

Which level?

[@randommuddyhobo]

"I'm kissing him. Hurt me!!" - Words I never knew I'd hear ryu say.

[@TimmmTim]

Kinda sexy not gonna lie

[@PresidentScrooge]

Hurt me harder, daddy.

[@kelvinsurname7051]

@@PresidentScrooge you should find some help.

[@markroberts7067]

I was literally gonna say something about this 🤣🙏

[@connorlangan04]

“Hey guys welcome back to another video and umm...” *SEES DESERT BUS* “...and that’s all for today, see you next time”

[@bhwhugo]

More worst than Big Bean Burrito 2

[@luminous6969]

I got the first clear. I'm super stoked : D

[@volt7958]

@@luminous6969are you simpleflips' friens

[@sakesaurus]

@@bhwhugo more worst. What an original combination of words. If only there was some adjective to describe it's quality comparatively. A simple suffix, for example ;)

[@nickretrae2487]

@@sakesaurus its*

[@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIPKIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

"I'm kissing him.... Hurt me" Ryukahr ~ 2020

[@xyzabc198]

kinky

[@Erik-zd2oi]

Kinda sounds like a nirvana song

[@HappyLeeHL]

Nice quote. Ones of the best lines I've ever heard. :D

[@Saisubham4]

50 shades of Mario

[@damonhill677]

Hurt so good Come on baby make it hurt so good Sometimes love don't feel like it should You make it, hurt so good

[@antti-karhu]

"What kind of a level is this?!" Moist. Garbage.

[@Gatorade69]

Moist ? No way. This is super slimy, wet, dripping, stinky ass hot garbage.

[@Amur0Games]

;O

[@mysticalpie4695]

Say no more.

[@Nox_Lunatera]

@@Gatorade69 garbage from the pits of hell and even doomguy is going to have trouble killing it

[@kwisowofer9872]

slunchy trash

[@grillburgerdaq5121]

That level got a clear before he could finish it himself. Uncleared expert is an everchanging wasteland. Refresh it five minutes later and you’re somewhere completely different

[@nitronamous]

Damn...you were at zero on the clock for at least 2 seconds!

[@egregiousarts6088]

Time resets every time a screen changes, such as going in a pipe, or a door. So he was at 1 to 0 when it said 0 through those changes.

[@williansantana7820]

It's a good thing that time resets once going through doors. Still crazy lol.

[@valentds]

it's namek time

[@jvhx711]

@@egregiousarts6088 That's a lie. Time does not reset, but it does pause on transitions. The pipe animation, door unlocking, etc. aren't counted toward the timer.

[@kalythgaming]

Super Mario. In a cat suit. On a car. Underwater. Ahahahahah! Love this game.

[@spencergrady4575]

The blocks at the end of the stage were incase you got through with a second power up; the two doors led to the yellow blocks at the very beginning of the stage to allow you to take damage.

[@offsdexter2]

what about the pipe? did it lead anywhere? dev exit?

[@willjones3478]

Daniel Solaro he tried to go down it bro

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

That level was a nightmare, there's so many different ways to softlock yourself there

[@utkarshmishra2279]

Hey man are you the new Justin Y

[@saraqael.]

Why are you everywhere?

[@BenCimo7]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache it’s been a while... I found you again

[@thekiddshow]

Hey, it's you again.

[@dylanr4854]

How many people do you have running your account???????

[@ivan_pozdeev_u]

9:35-9:50 Nothing like a spontaneous BDSM make out session! 🤩🤣🏩

[@ZedEdge]

So, at the very least, Ryu's videos always keep me entertained - a chuckle here and there. But that switch from joy and hope to disbelief and stress at 8:49 legitimately made me burst out laughing. XD

[@shotboy000]

Here's the code for that level that disappeared after refreshing (desert bus level): YH7-4H9-PJG

[@luminous6969]

He was talking about the desert bus level. It's still there, but he can't play it since he didn't write down the code and you have to play a level to be able to go back to it later.

[@cybzer0560]

@@luminous6969 Ryu can just rewatch this vid. the code is @ 0:14

[@shotboy000]

@@luminous6969 Thanks. I know Ryu was talking about the desert bus level but I brain farted and copied the wrong code. I have edited my original comment with the correct code now.

[@MattheGamingRebel]

"Hurt me!" Ryu confirmed as a masochist

[@williansantana7820]

Lol

[@DragonSkyNija]

9:45 Ryu: Hurt me. Boom Boom: Your wish is my command.

[@Martyhero]

That level is proof that not all levels deserve to be cleared

[@NinaScottt]

i love falling asleep to your videos~ please keep making them around 20 minutes :) you're the only youtuber that doesnt scream when they die, which is very soothing, thank youu

[@juneypuppy]

The game: The timer is at 0 seconds, you need to stop now. Ryu: Are you sure about that?

[@orangepeelpls]

The added music really added a lot to this video, good stuff ryu, your videos are very enjoyable ^^

[@FatPointScheme]

Everyone: "SMM 2 level creators make way more fun levels than SMM 1" This level creator: "Hold my Mountain Dew"

[@D3sdinova]

"The ocean is a desert with its life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love"

[@clairecelestin8437]

13:04 wow! That's the kind of moment that got me hooked on this series

[@Y0G0FU]

That level was the hottest moistest Garbage ive seen in a long time

[@DownWithBureaucracy]

Boiling garbage?

[@DantheDuke_]

Hottest I’ve seen since Poo played the Kool Aid Man level

[@FlourescentPotato]

straight trash

[@jerdonlewis1429]

The comedy in this video began at 0:13. That just shows you that this entire video is pure gold.

[@EmberGyaru]

Did I just see the other tab was Reel Big Fish??!?!!? If I could post a pic here of my super old RBF shirt signed by Tavis and Aaron, I would. Hell yes, Jaiden!!

[@number1dstapp]

Not gonna lie that 0 seconds had me at the edge of my seat.

[@davidzeiger7925]

@Ryukahr The front appendages on a spider are called pedipalps. They are not legs or arms, but specialized mouthparts used for holding prey while injecting venom. They would not utilize pants. They would have something more like a glove/bib wrapped around them.

[@jspar7776]

Yo this shit was the funniest stuff I have seen in a moment. The narrative during the gameplay and everything was as perfect as it could have ever been. Thank God your quarantine inside the level wasn't an eternity 🤣

[@aidenpons9584]

loved that Mario Kart music with the car, amazing

[@linky13]

I applaud you. That was an amazing, nailbiting ending.

[@aurilio5633]

If that level legitimately remade the desert bus game in SMM2, Ryu would have to spend at least 8hrs to complete the level...

[@ShadowSora8491]

That garbage removal service post was awesome. Whoever made that needs an award.

[@Whyisme23]

That has to be the best pirate ive ever seen 8:20

[@thousandtempests608]

The Mario Kart music while you did donuts on the thwomp was art

[@MrJunkyard17]

We need more of your content during quarantine!

[@AnnathePiana]

That level was the worst level I've ever seen. I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of you completing it.

[@stegasaurid]

A good level a day keeps the garbage away

[@ExSuPiO1]

"Alright here we go. Here we go, here we go here we go." *Proceeds to yeet the car off the edge*

[@Mrjakokos]

Legs are for walking, Pedipalps are for touching and feeling

[@ViewbobTrue]

"I'm kissing him! Hurt me!" Ryu, please. My little brother is watching...

[@bobbio100]

The worst part of this is that we didn't get to see that Desert Bus level

[@TheItchyDani3l]

It was oddly satisfying seeing Ryu complete this little Timmy koopa car level.

[@ProtoZealott]

"What kind of level of this?!" An uncleared one, you signed up for this..

[@MaxMckayful]

Levels like this are my absolute favorite SMM content. A rare treat, loved it!

[@arthurmorgan6813]

At 10:10 marijuana affects the mind

[@GlitchReaper]

Ryu: "What kind of level is this?" Whenever he asks that the answer is always flaming hot garbage.

[@notagain3732]

8:30 yey the car is in the thing... The coins are mandatory lmfao

[@user-fx4kd4bn8r]

I just saw cat mario say: " just two good ol boys, never meanin no harm..." Rip Waylon Jennings

[@luminous6969]

0:14 Guess who got that first clear? Me baby, me.

[@reidfeldmonkey5078]

Luminous I was gonna. Damn it

[@luminous6969]

You can't take my first clear, but you're free to try to take my world record : P

[@keizervanenerc5180]

The ultimate Water Buss Troll Level!

[@bryanhaynes2002]

It's a road to nowhere. When Underwater, Koopas car should've been converted to submarine. Remember the good old days when we were waiting for this game to come out thinking that was misery?!

[@phosphorus4]

5:25 ♫ So I'll cry♩in stead ♪ "Sixty seconds?"…"All the time in the world" 10:47 Not that kind of damage… I think those are mouthparts… 14:43 ryukHaw

[@debenos]

The euphoric of that clear was possibly on par with you clearing SMM Zelda level blindfolded (but not quite). Gg!!!

[@EduardoWeidmanBarijan]

There is no freaking way! But Ryu makes it happens everytime. Also nice to see a shoutout to Jaiden. She is amazing.

[@theonlymegumegu]

my god, I'm not even sure the desert bus level would have been worse than that level and jeez, that was the photoest of finishes

[@aestice]

omg im dying! that first level was the pinnacle of hot garbage but its the best thing ever to watch.

[@markroberts7067]

One of the most clutch videos I've seen that Ryu has made 😆 absolutely loved the ending haha

[@DougShinstrom]

Course ID for the desert level is YH7-4H9-PJG. In case you want to see what it's about. (No affiliation to the level)

[@princeofhyrule2205]

4:56 me trying to properly abide by social distancing among covid-19. Those r literal virus orbs about to infect Mario :O

[@SerAbiotico]

I thought the same, it's Mario vs the coronavirus

[@ChrisPollitt1]

Really fun video seeing what it took to triumph. Super Mario Hero.

[@Crazzydragon]

Props to Ryu for using the Mario Kart 7 Rainbow Road music

[@7amodaalloze450]

The timer was 00 for 10 second 😂😂 12:45 12:55

[@bullymaguire4234]

I work for an ISP and on my first day of a 10 day vacation. What a perfect way to start!

[@grawa4278]

9:45 Ryukahr? This turned very strange for a moment...

[@janetjamqueen8482]

You literally can't make that up. The clutchness of that clear hahaha

[@petermcmullin8464]

9:33 Ryu is a confirmation masochist

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

9:45 “I’m kissing him!..hurt me!” Straight Ryu confirmed

[@elhopper3735]

This is my favorite series that he does

[@LightsPersonalAcc]

I can tell you have a new editor and I love the new style of video

[@TheWarrrenator]

@14:36 they are mandibles, they are leg-like jaw parts that help arachnids get a snack.

[@davidzeiger7925]

Didn't see your comment before posting mine. Oops. Technically I think they're pedipalps if they're the bigger ones.

[@13JackStorm]

The Biggest Troll of All is Ryu himself. Never fails to troll himself.

[@vrajpatel2881]

By the way guys those doors at the end was a soft lock

[@meeerrv]

10:45 the best part!! hahaha

[@mickgorro]

謎解き? アスレチック? やってみなきゃわからない!! Nazotoki? Asurechikku? Yatte minakya wakaranai!! Puzzle-solving? Athletic? I don't know how to do it!!

[@Fekron]

I watch you for years now.. I laughed my *** off here that was awesome

[@MattSaysHello]

Thank you Ryu! I need your Mario Maker goodness in my life!

[@MrFuton]

I don’t understand how anybody could have the tenacity to beat that first level

[@astra8372]

9:45 I'm kissing him! Hit me! (to the one that was being kissed) 😂😂😂

[@ObscurityIsBest]

12:57 - That was by far the funniest, stupidest win I've ever seen from you! Hahahaha!!!

[@SheonEver]

That one was next level innuendo.

[@jdotoz]

"Hurt me more. Make me feel alive again."

[@itzschiez7555]

I'm kissing him, hurt me! -Ryu

[@Curlorly06]

I love Ryu’s reactions. They’re all so funny and his laugh is contagious xD

[@julianfrare2913]

This is up there for one of your best youtube videos

[@earthmanabomination8072]

I woke up from the trippuest dream to view this vid and for the first 13 minutes of me being awake I thought I was still dreaming.

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

9:44 HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME !!!

[@Kaijudomage]

12:45 - The butt clench

[@ivan_pozdeev_u]

11:23-11:30 This is a makeshift house.

[@leff9604]

9:31 this might be the weirdest softlock I‘ve ever seen

[@williansantana7820]

Watched this while listening to "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. Am not disappointed.

[@bulletn3ctar]

Can we have a moment of silence for Ryu. For enduring though all these moist, garbo levels.

[@therealstrategist]

They breaka you heart, you breaka they part.

[@Slyx50]

Impressive Ryukahr You completed beyond Zero seconds 😮

[@rafaelavilez494]

It's the first of your videos that i didn't enjoy, i fallow u since we were like 20k subs. Keep going i love your content

[@joebutler7749]

I was so sad not to see that Desert Bus level lol. That was easily a top 3 all time avgn episode. I'd love to have seen what they did with it here.

[@eyaffe1]

Whoa! We share a birthday! Happy belated B-day Ryu!

[@Castle40Cal]

I put a lot of work on the video I just posted ik the fact that I mention it here will make u not want to more but imo I deserve a little more credit lol but if you have nothing else on KZbin to watch and this quarantine shit got you bored I post daily and id appreciate it :) also thx to the people that read this

[@FallenSnakashi]

let me be honest, I was like, “GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE” as soon as Ryu beat that wacky janky level

[@Jesse__H]

What a ride that level was 😂 So much drama hahaha

[@BroerenGames]

Keep in mind to REFRESH the tablad everytime you finished a level.