There's only Two Types of Officers from Ranger Regiment

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Either a saint or a psychopath

[@shanilbahadur7546]

Toxic leaders poison soldiers

[@MM-qt8gz]

Big conventional nerds say toxic but in the 75th ranger regiment... it's ruthless and something that's deeply rooted in their culture

[@shanilbahadur7546]

@@MM-qt8gz 75th ranger regiment is a tier 2 asset so I imagine their culture is a little harsher

[@MM-qt8gz]

@@shanilbahadur7546 dude it has nothing to do with tier. Green berets and SEALs are tier 2.. and tier isn't even really thing. It's funding mechanism. 75th are ruthless because they set the standards.

[@TheMapleKitKat]

I mean if you take words actually to heart im sorry.

[@jamescaliendo1030]

Coming from a guy who's never served

[@germannoodle8771]

Kind of impressive that someone could tell the font size is off by one point at just a glance.

[@roy6907]

And it’s on paper.

[@wokeamerica142]

It's actually pretty easy to tell when you have the same font size on everything so it'd be pretty noticeable

[@electrontube]

you've clearly not completed staff time.

[@SupaSwope]

​@@electrontubefair. I do stuff with my life that matters

[@pyrocomusic8345]

34 minute 5-mile??? Damn son out here being the flash

[@jonchase7752]

I’ve seen dudes in the low 30’s and one guy in rotc that had a sub 30 but he’s a ultramarathoner/pro runner now

[@americanlivesmatter-BmanWild]

@@jonchase7752 lol

[@dkel4341]

@@jonchase7752 two cross country kids in my rasp class ran 28s and change. Sucked seeing them racing pass you on the way back like a half a mile from the turn around point lol.

[@jonchase7752]

@@dkel4341 confidence killer

[@thekitchenvillain]

Haha mine was 31:32 and I still was 1:45 seconds behind the lieutenant who was pacing us. He looked like he was running zone 2 the whole time.

[@thereal_swimshady]

"Ending it all" over FONT SIZE is CRAAAZY😂😂

[@QuixoticCowboy]

The second one sounds like he works for the canadian VA

[@noaheke2666]

😭😭

[@uno3863]

🤣🤣Man, the memories 😆 I had two of the best XO's at regiment when I was in, Gardner and Sheffernick, they were both enlisted then went officer in their career, I'll never forget them and always respect them for how they were 👍🏾

[@jg3_75]

Prior enlisted officers are a gift

[@billjoseph-vv6ll]

2nd dude sounds like the stud sgt who walked in on his wife with 5 men while he was on his lunch break 😂😂😂

[@rjhick1]

"Roger sir" 😂😂

[@kgw100]

Always easy to tell when your leadership cares or doesn't 😂

[@electrontube]

I had a commander that called me out of the blue after work. It was just because he saw me walking through the parking lot after everyone else had gone home on a Friday. He just wanted to make sure I wasn't staying late for something that wasn't important.

[@NotaClassist-fj5xr]

The shitty leader impression reminds me of pretty much every E-6 I ever met at Bragg.

[@pauldarling330]

Wrong breakdown. There are those who want to be rangers, and those who want to be generals. But you get the idea.

[@polarbear1832]

Just a reminder that the first officer has probably 6+ tours downrange and the second office went to ntc and Korea

[@cinnamon-skateboarding5987]

Welcome to the military. The only place were you’ll be called a piece of shit for having a mustache. Or in this case, typing in the wrong font.

[@j.l.glover4037]

5 six minute miles is crazy

[@tempernova8951]

Imagine running 5 miles in 30 mins. U cant comprehend how hard that is

[@kevinzhang6623]

West pointers vs Mustangs. Lmao

[@spicynachozz]

Other way around for me, I never met a shitty mustang

[@thebossness1440]

@@spicynachozz I’ve found prior enlisted guys are either pretty good, or complete shit. The dudes who can’t get out of the SNCO mentality and can’t think big picture typically suck, but there’s plenty of great mustangs. That being said, the young USMA/ROTC kids also bring a lot to the table as long as they stay humble.

[@sethjr9815]

My co were great, one time I filled in the wrong form to travel to an opposite force stop at customs and was in the customs rooms, they call my co while it took 1 hour but was cleared

[@drewseiht5999]

Roger that.

[@SharonElizabethWhitfield]

I have only met officers like the first. If a soldier is worried about their family, they will not be able to perform the task at hand.

[@ViktoriousDead]

And neither have any influence whatsoever on Ranger NCO’s

[@Jacen777]

TRUTH 🤣

[@henrymascaux1962]

This is so spot on it hurts 😂

[@kubrickenigma7977]

"Sir, I'm not a mirror."

[@jvcastillo7646]

this isn't just a skit this shit is actually real. most are psychopaths tho especially in the marine corp.

[@danthelowblood2653]

Lt said ⚡️⚡️🗿⚡️⚡️

[@theangelofdeath6028]

Memories

[@ashtrayman7748]

#1 type didn’t exist at 3/75

[@rnyce4676]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! GOOD GOD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marianotorrespico2975]

BUT . . . without the psychopaths there would be no Infantry of any kind.

[@kevinzhang6623]

You definitely don't know what an actual psychopath is, pal

[@marianotorrespico2975]

@@kevinzhang6623 --- YES, I DO NOT KNOW; I'M NOT SELF-AWARE . . . because I was Infantry. Illuminate my understanding of psychopathy. Let me know.

[@JsCharizard1]

@@marianotorrespico2975infantry in mech? You sure sound like a mech guy

[@marianotorrespico2975]

@@JsCharizard1 -- Takes all kinds.

[@Onecooltop75]

In a combat environment We have a name for officers that are the second type. They’re called fragged

[@yammietits5040]

Wouldn’t “ psychopath” ranger get punched in the throat for being an asshole for no reason?

[@yammietits5040]

@@binladen-ci7jm fuck it bro, sometimes you just gotta have balls ⚽️ 🏀 🏈

[@yammietits5040]

@@binladen-ci7jm I’m stupid… I wouldn’t let anybody degrade or disrespect me like that… a degrading kingshit jerk is not a leader you wanna follow anyways. ✌️ bruh.

[@mikeakersa8566]

key word is officer. Nobody particularly likes toxic COs but it just comes with the territory

[@dueinuremom5082]

When my brother was in ranger school there was a guy who was literally smoked to death.

[@dD-ft1td]

“Here’s a fucking plant for you to breath on, MAYBE you won’t be as worthless now”

[@TheGreatMachine9]

😭 the second one is so much funnier

[@75th_Breach_Engineer_Here]

Type two is accurate to my XO…

[@yammietits5040]

5 miles in 30 minutes??? Wtf 😮

[@alientitimilk9073]

“Have you ever thought about ending it all?”

[@Heart.headed]

So, Jocko, vs. Goggins? J/K 😏

[@americanlivesmatter-BmanWild]

Perfect!! ☝😎🇺🇸

[@goarmybeatnavy841]

Well shit now I gotta ask, what is a good run time for the 5 mile in the regiment?

[@notinteresting1495]

[@goarmybeatnavy841]

@@notinteresting1495 oof I'm so thick boned lol

[@drewseiht5999]

@@goarmybeatnavy841 f-em had a SSG at ,could flip deuce&half's by himself ruck ur a$$ into the ground,was considered"fat".made the jump onto Pt.Salines Airfield during Urgent Fury.bent his rifle muzzle on the jump.used his.357mag he brought on his own.til he found a friggin rifle.the big bone MF is the MF gonna hump ur shot up a$$ to the casually collection point when ya get hit.tell'em to GFY! 👍

[@mexican6342]

lol well 34 minute 5 mile is really good, but to stick out you want low thirties or if you’re insanely good it’ll be below 30

[@goarmybeatnavy841]

@@mexican6342 well sh** goals then

[@drakealex]

I have worked with both..

[@eazybreezye]

They say nurses eat their young. What's the phrase for Rangers?

[@williscox6025]

Toxic or upping the anti

[@AntonioPerez-xo4hm]

It's all love though at the endo of the day.

[@tylerolson8986]

This guy clearly has never been around a ranger regiment officer lol

[@Jackson558]

So true!!!!

[@damiendeckard-ct5lj]

Spyas aleaysy

[@DavegoingCrazy]

Rangers Lead the Way 🫡

[@bobby4683]

lmao

[@ericmcdonald6623]

Yoooo 😂😂😂

[@bradleywayne3943]

Copy that, Sur RLTW

[@jonathanbell8887]

Lmfao!!!!

[@fallintotech]

Loll

[@BOATCDOASL]

"Did you know there's only so much oxygen on this planet...and here you are wasting it" has now replaced my go to "the trees would be ashamed at what you have done with oxygen" comment to my Soldiers

[@GODISPOWER777]

On point

[@magnumsxs]

Idk i like the second one