There Will Be Face Stabbing - How The Speedrun Ended (GTA V) -

[@DarkViperAU]

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[@in_sin1674]

I was watching that and then when I refreshed I couldn't watch anymore, and now I know why. Keep up the good content Matt

[@LucyTheBox]

But I was planning on watching chaos% right after this video, I watch in 480p anyways :'(

[@XDontscam]

I watched 20 mins of the chaos vid

[@joelewis8416]

bruh 720p is acceptable

[@meauxgee]

I wanted to see it sooooo bad. 😭😂

[@Austinatan]

Franklin: Hey, I need a cab. Cab service: *N O .*

[@emanuelneagu14]

Cab service guy started saying "No problem. I'll have one there in a couple of minutes." but Frank closed the phone before that guy even said "problem" so it remains one simple and clear "No".

[@scottzilla6769]

Neagu Emanuel r/woooshh

[@waldolemmer]

@@scottzilla6769 that was funny months ago. Have you noticed nobody is making woosh videos anymore? Everyone hates the subreddit and everybody hates it when someone says r/wooosh.

[@pluto3194]

@BeadyRaindrop No,he watched 1 video of a tts reading out reddit posts

[@Pigmedog]

me in gta online: hey lester can you get the cops off me Lester: no me: why? lester: sorry, no me: okay *disconnects call* lester:come back when your brain starts working

[@yutaxyz]

Breaking News: Speedruner murders game over long load

[@flair8099]

By face stabbing...

[@Max5507]

4:32 me when i see my bank account

[@greentornadofx]

Max5507 ok wow this is so underrated lol

[@Daniel-ds5ld]

This was me last nite );

[@TheGribbleNator]

Fucking. Lol

[@TheGribbleNator]

3 weeks ago I discovered this comment. 3 weeks ago my new life began. Every day I'm here. Still wondering if you're for real, Still asking "where's the money?"

[@aidanyoung9953]

5:18 honest thought he was bouta explode on the gas tank

[@itiswednesdaymydudes1515]

12:04 That black Sabre just turns in the middle of a texture like its nothing. I hate the scripted traffic so much in this game.

[@MoundN]

Nope the vehicle slipped for some reason and almost ran into the wall which you can see because of the tire marks on the ground.

[@milesperhour9256]

I wish they just stopped making it look like an interactive movie. Let us kill people early ffs

[@triangleswith3angles]

Matt : *is angry* Me: *_mom come pick me up I'm scared_*

[@albanischebergziege1975]

FIB opend up

[@triangleswith3angles]

@@albanischebergziege1975 😁 good reference

[@schmorgus4592]

This just in, the FBI are scared of an outbacker out in the brush

[@triangleswith3angles]

@@schmorgus4592 😁 news: *FBI agents are scared ... Spying drops to 0%*

[@archieglover5481]

14:05 Matt’s underwater

[@Zomesura]

His head's under water but he's breathing fine

[@cameronpattern3007]

You can save time at the end of prologue by walking to Brad's corpse

[@MaSTeRXDOfficial]

how

[@Jakeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@MaSTeRXDOfficial I think they mean like it’s faster to go in the direction of brad then the usual way they go in the speedrun

[@yammmit]

@@Jakeeeeeeeeeeee Brad* than*

[@jamie0731]

@@yammmit Damn, who invited the bitch?

[@epilized8455]

No corpse he's still alive there just brad

[@shrumpzi8753]

Matt ranting about red lights is how I imagine him doing this in traffic irl

[@georgios9697]

Matt stopping at a red light: Run's dead

[@0777coco]

as if he ever goes outside

[@ianrogers4240]

Terrible RNG

[@peepo3414]

matt: *waits 3 minutes for a text messege* unlucky matt: *misses a two second time save* i dont care, runs dead

[@majipan2719]

7:50 I laughed at this more than I should

[@okLonely]

5:28 Gnome

[@SickVoid]

10:45 I have never seen Matt so happy before and it's freaking me out.

[@koy_medina32]

Matt: there will be face stabbing KZbin: there will be demonetization

[@SpoOkyMagician]

12:57 Wololo :D

[@Dragono_]

I’m not even lying I’ve been on my phone for a solid 3 hours and not had one KZbin notif and I turned it off to go out and you uploaded 😂

[@legitchickenboi3080]

Happens to the best of us 😣

[@Ontspot]

You just got bad RNG

[@Dragono_]

Cool boy57 that’s gotta be at least a 10 second time loss. Runs dead

[@YNM_Tragic]

Only 3 hours ha pathetic young one

[@CazeElite]

Me: Sees "face Stabbing" in title Also Me: Team Fortress 2?

[@proxleywirdvo]

Bruh i think exacly like that :D

[@PlastiGomi]

@Gravidust gets face stabed by a gibus with 0 kills "get gud loser lmao"

[@ahhhhhh9263]

Pootis spencer here

[@glorytoarstotzka330]

14:45 "how does it not balance out after a LOT of bad RNG" well because "balancing out" balanced out. there were many times where it balanced good starting from bad , or from bad to good, so this time it's a rare time where its bad and still bad. I'm happy that I ain't a speedrunner, because it's like gambling after you practice enough

[@justinw05]

5:16 My Heart Dropped...

[@keymmortal6551]

So happy to see Matt playing past repossession!

[@EddyThron]

If they gave me a dollar for every sentence DarkViper has ever left unfinished

[@thegrimknight6552]

8:02 That happened to me too. Except I actually died. Good times.

[@LordAugastus]

Leonardo DeCaprio is a great actor, liked him since childhood!! One of the few actors i respect, because he does a good job

[@SockAnimates]

Your streams and videos are some of the most entertaining watches and they’re really enjoyable, I like going back and watching your older stream highlights to see how different your runs are. Don’t stop anytime soon, bro.

[@markifi]

Matt's desk joke was funny

[@inybisinsulate]

Brad has more DarkViper AU streams appearances, each restart creates a new one!

[@tejayplant7069]

Iny bis big brain

[@nate984]

RnG is like a bad friend, he either fucks you over straight off or waits until a good point in your life and then fucks you over

[@faibani4801]

You are like a slot streamer seeing an awesome setup for huge win and then blame Rng and bad luck for shit you get. But you keep going in the hope next time you get it. Thanks for the dedication you show us and yourself, you do a good job on the entertaining part at least :P

[@carminemartino1197]

Matt I just wanna inform you that every time you upload a video you make my day a bit better. Thank you!

[@Litepaw]

Lmao i love the intro clips 😂 Sets the mood for the rest of the video perfectly.

[@anairconditioner8685]

Seeing Matt get mad makes me both laugh and feel bad, because you can tell from the frustration how dedicated he is to the runs. But then again, makes for good content so who am I to judge 😂😂

[@dylansandas920]

I fear no man... but that thing... *LONG LOADS* It scares me

[@mythischergoldfisch7943]

1:22 bruhhhhh

[@Imaproshaman7]

I'm loving these edits and content. Great job. :D

[@ZackZAP]

Life speedrun Legit% Rules: - No Easy Way Out (EWO) That's basically it, have fun!

[@brandonmeng8712]

@14:25 I mean have you ever driven a car when you have a destination you have to be at by a certain time? People hit every red light when on a deadline all the time. The Janitor was just playing Life Simulator.

[@blainebickle1178]

I loved that you used the perfect strangers theme song. Pretty obscure reference.

[@beakboi9533]

Matt has become one of my top three sources of entertainment in life, he deserves more appreciation.

[@lobsterman5602]

Me: man, my luck is shit Matt: Hold my beer

[@YoungPug323]

7:08 is a cursed image

[@het_bob2078]

Germans are one of the only people who constantly mention they're German. -gReEtInGs fRoM The Netherlands (we still want our bikes back) /s by the way

[@ketrub]

PL POLAND WHO FROM POLAND POLSKA??? POLSKA KTO Z POLSKI HI FROM POLAND

[@haryman222]

Facestabbing? Are you the Spy from Team Fortress 2?

[@Dom-HSK]

What's worse then falling down a hill? Falling up a hill.

[@VoVilliaCorp]

Matt: Falling down a hill, nothing's worse. Me: Well, falling down said hill, while on fire, could be worse.

[@kylenz3140]

"There will be face stabbing" My thoughts-oh kinky

[@holyodie8613]

14:36 thats me when my dog doesn’t bring me the ball when I tell him to

[@Hurtydwarf]

Remember when you were the only person to get every single green light, and now you were almost able to get every single red light.

[@Rigel6747]

Well that's the highest concentration of bad rng + weird and pointless shit happening in a single episode of HTSE. Fucking nailed it.

[@Mr4tomicPurple]

Quick suggestion: when showing clips before the intro blur the timer and splits. No need to spoil how the run is going :p

[@Mr4tomicPurple]

@@Lucas-jf5zu so you want to see how the run is going 4 hours into a 6 hour run in the first 3 seconds? Fair enough, each to their own.

[@Reece-dk7ir]

Rip dog 😭

[@juniorjunior5442]

A speedrunner rambles

[@DReactinumDash]

8:40 that’s a cool fact in chat

[@MO-ch6ni]

I love that you made a Age of Empires 2 joke. Byzantines all the way haha. Used to play the conquerors expansion with my bro all the time when I was a kid

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

On my very first play through of the game, I got all green lights on the janitor mission.

[@jasona1000]

10:43 dat face

[@99Duds]

The glitch at the construction site when robbing the bank. I have seen it before it has to do with loading the area too early I think. Possibly triggered by the special ability but I only have a very limited numbers of runs on this mission but I dont get it when no power is used. More research is deff needed.

[@reynasimpers7741]

It has been 3 months here is the face stabing

[@fussyharp9834]

12:57 Henry Stickmin Owo

[@dwaynethewokjohnson9915]

Technically the glass is always full, whether it be with water or air

[@adrianofrazao3652]

The biggest fear of a speedrunner: *LONG LOAD*

[@adanjames_]

Adriano Frazão and bad rng

[@p_q482]

Not sure why they don't remove the loading time

[@kjoshua125]

All doggos are good boys and girls until proven guilty. *AlertsPeta

[@MariusBoss11458]

Matt:Loses Only One Minute... Quits. Bruh I don't care if its one minute. You were -1 Minute

[@Sp00kq]

For every heist I chose the opposite of what you chose, although all I've seen is you doing them that way. I used strats that you use because I've litteraly never watched a full playthrough of the game, just you playing it

[@extremegaming5684]

At 00:02 it's like last time when I was Trevor and I hangout with Jimmy and Trevor told Jimmy to stab people in the neck and face lol....

[@My0ldFr13nd]

I've beaten my pb in pressing the notiffication

[@Mxdnight911]

POGGER big time save

[@Kio_186]

i get a long load, bad rng

[@stiky5972]

Person: Your ungly and you smell bad Normal streamer: And *YOU'RE* banned! Matt: Yes I am, you got me. Also Matt a few minutes later: *disses himself*

[@tristanraine]

Matt is too honest lmao

[@Voldson]

At least he has the world record for the most prologues played :)

[@spaciestcastle]

1:53 dad Full Nocuts

[@lachlanmajor3018]

i can’t 10:40

[@Dat1ScrubLord]

Man, that final, defeated M A T T S M A S H(TM) is just so depressing

[@liamlees5899]

Matt was ahead of time that entire last run even with the bad rng this he is the fastest speed runner

[@BotWatts]

maybe the real world record time was the friends we made along the way

[@brodied.6230]

I wonder if on carbine rifles you could stand on the road until the car gets to you and hit the enter button to jack it while it's driving, since it's going pretty slow, and you won't have to worry about shooting anyone because everyone will get out once an enemy is in the driver's seat. I can't test it but, knowing how the game works, in theory it might work.

[@stxnflwr]

14:20 matt pls get help

[@azzor4134]

Don't worry he'll retake the world record one day and will be fine

[@stxnflwr]

i want to see matt happy someday

[@countershock7136]

2:13 rng

[@DailyMinuteofOGVines]

Let's see how long this video stays up

[@julikaiba]

The moment you said "There will be face stabbing" a police car drove by my house monkaS

[@o2faintz813]

its now 20 past 5 in the morning, i havent slept and i should sleep bc in 12 hours im going to a party and im gonna be extremely tired. but hey dark viper AU

[@FledBurrito2826]

7 :06 der god

[@stormfalcon3176]

Out of all the KZbinrs I've watched over the course of my life I can say you are the 2nd angriest person I've watched up to this day, in my opinion I mean lol

[@Fireheart318]

THERE WILL BE FACE STABBING!

[@qreevel]

RIP NPC3

[@thewaffle376]

Dark viper should speedrun the american dad intro.

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

Remember when these were called “how did the the speed run ended”?

[@MillennialZ666]

By now I think not only is the run’s dead Matt is dead in the inside as well

[@UselessWeeb]

Headlines Read: Aussie GTA Streamer stabs Rockstar Employees after getting a "long load" durring a speedrun

[@nongremlin175]

This is a very enjoyable editing style combined with your relative coolness and genuinely interesting moments. In shorter words, it’s really good! Much better than the 4th episode of chaos highlights with that generic 2013 music and overall sloppy outdated editing. Don’t do that. Do this. Regards from Russia, too!

[@jasonvolkanov3123]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@inujosha]

With as much GTA V you play, have you met Ned Luke, Shaun Fonteno, and Steven Ogg?

[@HyranAU]

Runs half alive, not half dead!

[@t0x1c_clout23]

Yes I'm featured :)

[@Sophie_Reed]

That cat.. had weird things done to it.... keep away Shane dawson 😂

[@braindead4378]

i see he's trying the new category, animal abuse%

[@YeastGT]

Banned on stream? Yes Deserved? Yes Was it in this stream? Yes Still gonna commit to watching Matt? Fuck yeah

[@Yuki2xz]

You good extreme

[@MR.WEED-]

Wow what the fuk I was just thinking how old is dark viper, and then he said it duuude that's my mind blown

[@august3223]

Face Stabbing? Sounds familiar.

[@silen2770]

s p e e d ? *yes*

[@MuNu_XiPi]

I smashed that like button!