There Would Be 10 or 20 Guys With Me ft Maria Ozawa | HAIYAA #29

This week Nigel speaks with former Japanese AV star Maria Ozawa! They chat EVERYTHING about her career to date, it's a fascinating chat and we hope you enjoy it.
Subscribe to Maria: / mariaozawaofficial
Big thanks to Tokyo Comedy Bar for letting us film there, go check them out if you live in Tokyo: www.tokyocomedybar.com/
0:00 - Nigel and Matt preamble and Nigel STILL doesn't have his Canadian visa.
4:53 - How Maria was introduced to the Japanese AV industry
15:00 - Maria came to watch Nigel's show in Tokyo and Maria's history owning different bars
26:00 - Nigel wants Maria to marry one of her elderly bar visitors
35:00 - What it's like to date as an AV star and she describes what her DMs are like
47:30 - Nigel and Maria's experiences with acting and Maria reveals her overall thoughts on her time as an AV star.
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[@piyawattarasombut3011]

Maria is a legend. The fact that she recognize you is an honor.

[@blardymunggas6884]

She was the best in the industry. A true legend

[@rokko_hates_japan]

gross.

[@wave263]

@@rokko_hates_japan gen z

[@master-san9000]

Kids these days only know mia khalifa 😂

[@wave263]

@@master-san9000 well the algorithm is biased

[@PokhrajRoy.]

This episode is the definition of “I watch it for research purposes.” 😂

[@soumensarkar4328]

Aree aap yah bhi...😅

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@soumensarkar4328 I’ve been spotted!

[@typicaljahy1234]

@@PokhrajRoy. lmao

[@krul23]

😂😂😂

[@Lalabelle0526]

🤣🤣🤣

[@szewei85]

This video has more "sorry children" than the entire uncle roger saga😄😆😂🤣

[@CJPhu]

He should have titled it “Sorry Children, This Is For Adults Only!” 😝

[@D_nY69]

😂😂😂😂

[@peterminatorma4829]

the whole video is a sorry children one

[@widodoakrom3938]

True

[@burizaemon9305]

LMAO..

[@Kopie0830]

This woman has been a big part of my childhood. She's the reason I was married at 15 lol.

[@integreetkonstruksi4628]

This comment is illegally hilarious

[@---iv5gj]

*B R U H*

[@_Ciosu..]

Same but in my childhood I thought she was dead back then, rumors and shit..

[@Hikari-ee3ee]

Ngeri kali bang

[@yangerjamir0906]

Married with your left hand?

[@anthonyruan1454]

She’s a legend in South East Asia. At some point she’s as popular as international celebs. Respect

[@tainanking]

She’s a legend among Asians in general lol.

[@alesterpadua7884]

Basically the Japanese version of Sasha Grey and they bot got famous in the same era

[@thanosal-titan588]

@@alesterpadua7884 I think, Mia Khalifa is way more legendary than Sasha Grey. And Mia is the equivalent of Maria Ozawa

[@zulucruz664]

And she made herself well-known even in strict conservative moslem countries such as Indonesia.

[@thanosal-titan588]

@@zulucruz664 Lol, no. Indonesia is not a strict and conservative muslim country

[@agstn9348]

Wow, Maria is a really chill person! You should have another podcast episode with her, talk about more things other than her past adventures. I believe you guys can be much more creative in the future!

[@kennethbrown2683]

Her dad was so angry like Lawrence fishburn.

[@myokokoswe8414]

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[@CC-dx6bc]

Is she good at pounding

[@normanh1064]

I am EXTREMELY jealous that you got to interview Maria. She is such a cutie !

[@noahjin1]

I didn't think I'd enjoy this more than her earlier work in front of camera, but I thoroughly enjoyed this! good job Nigel

[@sonnychiba5452]

I met her once here in the Philippines. She was a guest at this resort that we were staying at pre-covid. I got to hang out with her and her chef bf at the time. She's a very nice and down to earth woman. I can honestly say that she had been a part of my young adult life. I'm glad that she has returned to the Philippines after being stuck in Japan during lockdown. She really seemed happy here.

[@davidchang5788]

Maria has aged well, glad you got to interview her for us fans to know she's doing well!

[@CheztaAhmad]

the amount of research data i can gather from this video is divine. Thank you Nigel!

[@siomairice1127]

One of my childhood hero! Maria Ozawa you made my childhood awesome, thank you!

[@Gerrardsoccer]

What a privilege to interview her!

[@zeflute4586]

I adore Maria, she's both funny and genuine. And that outfit is cuuute❤

[@rdu239]

I wish she never had the tattoos especially in her shoulders

[@larryc1616]

Love her. Beautiful inside and out. Kool chick!

[@monique4407]

You are so real and funny!!! This interview with Maria is so fun! Love your Uncle Roger persona! You are fearless and we, your people, benefit!!! Glad to have found your shorts and long videos! Thank you Nigel

[@chicharra_12]

Thank you for this podcast. I really enjoyed learning more about Maria she's so awesome. Love your KZbin channel!

[@peterchin7796]

happy to learn more about one of my all time favorite, thanks Nigel!

[@shastasilverchairsg]

One of our marching songs that are taught to new recruits (unofficially) in the Singapore Army makes reference to Maria Ozawa. Since Singapore conscripts all male guys, that means half of the entire nation has at least heard of her...

[@idagonchannel5681]

i heard that from my cousin before just for making me laughing a lot. haha. its really fun to be you guys who made that song. haha

[@delta5210]

Another collab that we don't know we needed

[@spinzerus]

Thank you for giving us a really different perspective of Maria Ozawa bro !! ❤❤❤

[@dandumohan9227]

Thanks man for getting Maria Ozawa into your interview. She never talked about porn in any interview like this. It's a nice video. If possible do another interview with Maria Ozawa please...

[@Overthinktank]

She lived in the philippines because her ex is a filipino then left because they got divorced but she still knows a lot of the culture. Love maria ozawa. She was a great idol and person. I think I saw her in person in the philippines one time but missed her here in Japan filipino expo.

[@mackeyboy5442]

They didn't divorce because they weren't married. They parted ways because of distance

[@Overthinktank]

@@mackeyboy5442 i thought they were married and they got separated because the guy is fuckboy.

[@jakepaul1273]

Maria ozawa is my favorite movie when i was a child,i used to watch her hiddenly from my parents everyday🤣

[@jaheenchowdhury874]

Very informative weejio 😂 Jokes apart, I've finally gathered the courage to write some heavy stuff here, and I'll try to keep it short. Things have been extremely hard for me as I'm prepping to go for higher studies soon, away from my parents for the first time. That, and the fact that both my parents are not keeping well, it's been mentally and emotionally draining for me, slowly letting these things sink in. Your hilarious Uncle Roger videos and podcasts have made life a bit more bearable and given me the strength to power through during this period of crisis. Thanks a lot, Nigel, for all your efforts. Keep rocking! ❤️

[@aldrinmercado3475]

Stay strong!

[@stanleymaximillian8403]

Good luck for your study and your life!

[@_Ciosu..]

Haiyyaaa, why so weak 😂

[@HeyIwasaValedictorian]

I'm seeing your comment 9 mos on & i hope you kept your focus & are coming out ahead despite difficult times. Look at that, a complete stranger thinking of you, rooting for you! 😊

[@tanthecomfymodder]

You have a future ahead of you. It can be overwhelming sometimes, but stay strong, it is worth it, that is not only faith, but fact.

[@stevenmarcouillier3177]

She is definitely one of the most well known Japanese AV idols in The United States

[@liankfebrianto]

I just realized that When maria ozawa talking in english, she looks much more comfortable and speaks freely about anything.

[@trillionRM888]

Nigel, you make Malaysian proud

[@RayMak]

She's so amazing.... She's so down to earth and elegant too. Haiyaaaaa

[@hereandthere4751]

ulul

[@PACEKOMPUTER]

It's Amazing To Find You Here Sir :)

[@MKDumas1981]

Shouldn't that be "fuiyoh"?

[@sungaipelek]

Love you man, best podcast ever 💪😂 and she is a legend 😍😘

[@rohanrai7320]

The most educational video I have seen 🙂

[@breyns100]

Well, I still watch her videos. This podcast made me want to watch them more.

[@kingjamessaludares8669]

MARIA OZAWA, everybody's CHILDHOOD HERO of 2000's kids! 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

[@leejongsusphilippineadvent3220]

OMG she's the number 1 topic of my classmates in grade 7 2013!🤣🤣🤣

[@szewei85]

Hey what about 90s kids haha

[@Okayme8080]

As teenage girl I live watching that

[@thanosal-titan588]

She's even greater and more famous than Naruto

[@purplerings1969]

Loved Maria in my younger days! She was like the biggest star back then.

[@rolandmarkrafer6284]

the reason you grew up🤣🤣

[@reidmitchell1980]

I just went and did some "research". Thank you so much for introducing me to her work 🤣😂

[@MusicforMe123]

I am a big fan of Nigel, but I find myself listening to Maria with the same interest if not more. This interview is so wholesome and I love the interactions between the two. You guys should do a podcast as a team rather than interviewing each other. The chemistry between you two is amazing.

[@blardymunggas6884]

Basically you’re horny.

[@3X0SK3L3TON]

I am not ashamed to admit I can actually fill out a 5 gallon container watching her talent.

[@thaimingyap1461]

This episode is enlightenment

[@edwardl.492]

instant like bcos Maria is in it.. shes a legend!

[@eduardodelim3908]

These two are fun to listen to hahaha I have to do things around the house but I love the humor lol

[@p____p4tel]

Nigel. That Pod is A Game. Fab work

[@EonStormcrow]

Damn, Maria's accent really went full Filipino.

[@vn5398]

She lived in the Philippines half of her life, even had a filipino boyfriend. Maybe thats why.

[@luiscmyk0824]

told this to my girlfriend on the middle of video. :D

[@joyceombao7075]

Exactly. For a half-Canadian, half-Jap, her accent is Filipino. 🤯

[@leengardferez6595]

Pansin ko nga naging pinoy na ingles nya kulang na lang tagalog kumpleto na

[@HachikoThePoochInugami]

Maria Ozawa, alongside Sora Aoi and Hitomi Tanaka, is what we call in the Phiippines "Kaantabay sa pagbibinata" (Assistance to puberty). Almost all Filipino guys who reached teen years in the 2000s can relate. Me, however? I actually simped for Mai Haruna.

[@cius2112]

I love that Nigel is using his new found power and influence to just be around beautiful women. I would do the same lol big fan of Maria here in America.

[@christopherjohnferrer3771]

Lmao why I found you here 😎✌️

[@imdingbao]

I'm so surprised that Maria is such a funny cute lady! Wanna see more of her videos! (interview or vlog I mean )

[@iLuvNegrosO.]

Go check Mo twister(GTWM) interview with Maria Osawa

[@imdingbao]

@@iLuvNegrosO. thank you～

[@luiscmyk0824]

@@iLuvNegrosO. Sad that angelicopter banned Maria as a guest :D

[@seniasenia1659]

I heard already maria ozawa ,but i still research again.. ohhh now i know.. good job nigel .

[@callmesometime3250]

she’s a legend fr.

[@AlfredDerickWong]

Cool episode. 🤘

[@duket1449]

I see there are a lot of cultured peeps in the comments! 😂 I didn't think this interview would happen with Nigel but I'm glad that it does. She's so chilled.

[@busto1234]

Thank you for your service, Miss Ozawa!! Thank you!

[@yaoxianwang1845]

Dats dope AF my man!

[@GaretheDen]

Holy Christ! A mythical living legend.

[@N3V2-Nevto]

This is quite unexpected. Awesome interview fuiyoohh.

[@lshaps46]

Maria was an amazing woman in many ways. Glad she still active but in another capacity.

[@yoshialcer5337]

The only podcasts that i do finished watching the whole show😅

[@Okayme8080]

I love Maria Ozawa so much ❤😍

[@tonihandoko9706]

06:24 Nigel was being humble. She is a pro in starring adult videos, but Nigel is also a pro too in staring adult videos.

[@DK-210]

She sounds like a real sweetheart to talk to, I’d be happy to visit her bar when tourism opens again.

[@imdingbao]

But she just said she's retired🥲

[@charlesuzuegbu9496]

@@imdingbao from owning a bar?

[@WildChinoise]

Nigel, This ep was so very entertaining and you would be a great talk show interviewer!!!

[@Cherrykhalil]

She always think positive.. Respect.. I mean she knows she is the s*x object but she take all the compliment or even the rudeness of some fans becoz of drunk like sooo lightly and positive.. Tht really hard shes really embracing n i love it! She sooo comfortable with herself

[@lionsinsescanor2568]

thank you for everything maria . we love you ..all times fav

[@84vietskater]

Maria, I just wanted to tell you I love your work. You made me a young boy Into man at a young age. Thank you for that! 🥰

[@voldymore69]

thank you for telling me about mariaz channel time to catch up to it

[@mofb8331]

She's a legend..a lot of Malaysian boys and girls grew up watching her works😎

[@pearnpt]

I want this bit from 37:40 translated and broadcasted on every national program in Japan. Preach! lol

[@wisnubasktrucci]

I’m ur fans since the beginning of ur career Maria, and will always be ! 👍🏽😉

[@pepperdiao37]

This is the "SORRY CHILDREN" episode of Haiyaa

[@evan-quinnphotography8898]

I love uncle rogers elbow in his food truck series. the food truck uniform polo perfectly showcases his elbow when leaning out the window.

[@ryuichiro.sakuraba]

Well, Nigel or Uncle Roger persona, this comedian is hot and I stan.

[@RayMak]

She’s an amazing person

[@jjstarrprod]

Woaw ! That's quite the throwback ! I was a big fan of her when she was active, around 12-13 years ago. Such fondling memories... Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go refresh those memories.

[@gloriag8446]

omg！！！new episode fuiyoh

[@Justmebeingme37]

You made me laugh so harrd. Thank you

[@GR8119]

I love videos like this because most people think porn people are just sex-crazed vandals, but when they talk in interviews they actually just chose it as a job and they aren't like that in real life.

[@main_tak_becus6689]

They love sex btw. You can check some of their interviews of what made them go into the business.

[@billhillyer334]

Maria is and will always be incredible . she is intelligent, considerent professional, and above all else Beautiful in heart and soul Bless you Ma'am and all that you cherish

[@hmdbingu]

I never knew Maria has such a sweet personality.

[@volgg]

absolute legend

[@joshuaericsantos3552]

Maria Ozawa is my hero, She is a legend.

[@spunkymonkey5102]

Whenever a conversation like this happens every time the word "come" is said you expect a pun... every time

[@hildebergeclothaireau3947]

She’s still in childhood of many Vietnamese generations ❤

[@99worldz]

She was soo big here in Indonesia that I knew her when I am at third grade on elementary school but I watched her work like at final grade on juniour high school or at senior high school

[@thanosal-titan588]

Please don't lying

[@Afeeq1011]

fine Nigel, I'd say I'm envious of your hair, especially when I'm losing mine due to age/genes or work related.

[@taubhauhlau2639]

15 years ago, Maria, Sora Aoi and Yua Aida are my favorites when I need a quick fab during my junior high years.

[@kpopmaniac2254]

Reminds me of my early teens. The first name I heard of was Maria Ozawa in those industries. That's how famous she was.

[@VincentVader]

I need to check out her work.

[@aaron.rodriguez4713]

She's right,before Riley, Lana, Gabby Carter and others, Maria Ozawa is a household name here in the Philippines. 😅

[@mr.q337]

As a Vietnamese, almost every single teenage 2000s, both boys and girls know her name LMAO

[@dominicijavier1575]

Not just household name. She lives here

[@leejongsusphilippineadvent3220]

Number 1 topic in Grade 7 2013 in Perpetual Las Piñas.

[@p.r.e.y.]

#Dominic Javier so,you proud bout her stay live in Philippines 😂😂😂what a hilarious !!

[@whatscomedyanyways6208]

Wow great video

[@VuNguyen-ju4vg]

"I don't have an ego. What did you think about my show" 😂😂😂

[@agusputrawan4960]

Haaa what an interesting conversation 😂😂✌️✌️

[@ironivzed1674]

yes we know maria ozawa here in the US. mainly my favorite scene was here in the bathroom with the blue see thru top with blue panties lmao

[@JtungProductions]

😲 you finally collab with her... nice!

[@Gigalisk]

HOLY SHIT This girl was crazy fucking awesome back in the day. JESUS my head would have exploded interviewing her.

[@PatriciaFreddy]

This felt like a radio talk with Howard Stern, it has that vibe.

[@KHAIRULFADZLYSELAMAT]

haiyaaa u really interview her mahhhh, situation looks alike is changing, the hottest interview with uncle roger

[@4fawksake707]

oh man, we need a collab between Maria and Uncle SG 😁

[@johntakito1795]

She's our childhood hero

[@muhasabahtafakur]

"Sorry Children" Podcast. 😁😁😁😁

[@NettiesWorld4]

I used to live in Saitama. Had my child there. Love it. Will retire there. By the way. LOOOVVEEE Natto, too.

[@markwinston3119]

I dont think Ive seen this girl before, yet she seems very famous in the comments section

[@P.Whitestrake]

The woman, the legend, the myth... Queen Maria!

[@seminky5341]

What a simp

[@FelixMuk]

Errgh....

[@DragonDreamVNY]

Yes. Got your comment to 69 Likes 🎉

[@grahaltmills472]

Wow, I still remember her first movie like yesterday