Neighbor Breaks Into My Property, Has Illegal Pool Party! I Get Him Arrested For Fraud!

[@larry01902]

The capybara that damaged the guys genitals did the human gene pool a favor.

[@nimisilverbird1239]

Nta. He kept hitting your mailbox. That could be considered a federal offense. All you did was give it a little more security

[@randycarter2001]

That masked girl story is just so darn funny. It doesn't matter who tells it. OP is a good writer.

[@brianrogers7360]

That waitress is just rude.

[@TrollDKman]

Even the joker fears the IRS.

[@alexius23]

My mail box story. College bud (1969) father had been a WW2 CB who served in serious combat combat situations. The father was building a dream property in the South’s Blue Ridge Mountains. Shortly after construction began the Mailbox was destroyed by a baseball bat. The Sheriff told the Father this vandalism was a chronic issue. The father used all his combat engineering skills to build a reinforced mail box. Later he father found a shattered baseball bat. A few weeks later the Father found heavy chains affixed to a truck bumper with a still attached license plate. The father contacted the Sheriff & this was followed by arrests. The teens & their families had to pay restitution & the teen faced hundreds of hours of community service. The father gained many new friends

[@manditoemya8478]

HaHa... Very good,. back yrs ago in the 70's(we lived on a farm in a smaller farming town) some young men enjoyed doing that kind of stuff for fun down dirt roads but the farms were usually almost a mile or half a mile apart, it didn't last long so I imagine they were caught.

[@SeanBZA]

Mailbox one you also have the other party insurance getting the police report, and seeing the deliberate destruction of the mailbox. Burger one would simply have sent it back again and again till they did it correctly.

[@manditoemya8478]

Jeez getting the guy arrested for drugs and charged for damages to his pool was good enough "NO?" he then called the IRS on him..wow that was super duper mean...lol... The mail box one was good..lol.. *Just because someone doesn't finish high school doesn't mean their stupid, My father only had grade 8(he ended up in the army at 16 or 17 was in Korea) however after several different jobs he and 32 other truckers all tried to be brokers and only my Dad and his friend made it and he bought a big new beautiful truck a while later(he was also a mechanic) he also went on to Run 2 businesses so he still succeeded very well(R.I.p) mind you he was a terrible speller and he admitted how bad he was. I can't stand people who judge people by how much school they have as I've known many smart, talented and clever people through my life with no college or never finished high school..

[@randycarter2001]

Damaging mailboxes in the US is a federal crime punishable by up to a $250,000 fine and 3 years in prison for EACH offense. 3 wrecked mailboxes equals $750,000 and 9 years.

[@randystegemann9990]

The IRS is the easiest and most vicious attack dog to unleash on deserving NFH that ask for it. Great stories, Ripe. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@SeanBZA]

First one OP also got a great payout from the IRS as well.

[@rebekah.2187]

Oh wow. I remember reading the wolf mask girl story from HER point of view. Funny that one of the witnesses also posted about it and had their own encounter with the same Karen lady.

[@nimisilverbird1239]

Don't ever assume you know whether or not a person is disabled.

[@SlytherinReviews]

The mask girl and the last one are priceless

[@marywray6046]

I carry a taser if i have to leave the house alone even to get the mail and i have no problem using it if i have to

[@jamiepatterson1214]

When that guy had a welder friend make a mailbox, and a railroad rail was to be the post, it was clear what was going to happen. It's so satisfying that the end results were exactly what should have happened. The mom who grabbed the back of the mask wold girl was wearing deserved being tased. That girl didn't know what that woman was going to do but protected herself all the same. Mom should take that as a lesson to never grab anyone simply because they won't give her something. Oh, and if that mom tried to involve the police to try and charge that girl for assault, she would be the one charged with assault work attacking the girl. The girl would have been defending herself.

[@hyperswain]

The waitress story she did not deserve any tip at all, and you should have asked for a manager because that female dog deserved to be fired. That is not how anyone in customer service should act

[@brucerobb2120]

Surprised that the IRS story didn't mention a reward....

[@jeremyladebauche1632]

Good for mask girl

[@tjoelfoster]

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[@alexius23]

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[@nimisilverbird1239]

Mask girl sounds awesome

[@ryderkreutzer8859]

For the capybara story if anyone dresses like one of my beloved critters I'd scare the bejeezus out of them by picking up a shotgun and heading out to the farm saying "time to harvest" I'd then cock the hammers back when I see the idiot wearing a costume I'd notice them "whoo that's a biggen he'll do great as dinner" walk right up to the fool either he runs like the devil himself is chasing him or he'll jump up claiming not to be one of my critters to which I'd simply say "oh don't you lie to me you a capybara and I'm hungry now just let Jesus take care you" if he doesn't run from that well he will look good on the table and all his little internet friends will get the warning DON'T PROVOKE THE FARMER!!!

[@marywray6046]

This comment is hilarious, i can hear you saying this

[@ryderkreutzer8859]

@marywray6046 I appreciate your comment, and yes if someone is messing with my friends and scaring them oh you best believe they're meeting Jesus soon. I don't take kindly to idiots thinking it's OK to scare my animal friends

[@ljonesj]

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[@cal4207]

I would hire an attorney just so I can laugh in his face inside the courtroom and let him know he's no longer a man or that he's half the man he used to be

[@borountree4539]

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[@cal4207]

I don't like lettuce or tomatoes either they do not belong on a burger