[HD] Adidas - Dwight Howard + Slim Chin "My Benjamin Pile" Beast Sneakers Ad - Transcribed

"My Benjamin Pile", "Sing Song Time" Ad. "The Beast" commercial. Dwight Howard and Slim Chin Adidas Beast Basketball Hi-Top Sneakers - Slim Chin is a hip-hop bling-bling Asian dude with a Cheetah and metallic gold sweats.
Transcription: Slim Chin:
Wonder how I got this pet cheetah?
My Benjamin pile???
And my sky whip?
'Cause I'm fast!!
I'm Slim Chin, beast from the Far East.
And this is Dwight Howard.
[Dwight: Beast from the regular East!]
He get all light and fast in his Beast high-top sneakers from Adidas!
You get his shoe, you get fast, too!!
Then it's Sing-Song Time!!!
[Dwight: Fast, Don't, Lie...]
He ain't lyin'!
Get faster at KZbin.com.
Thanks to playerhater400 for transcribing the song.

[@chris1pdx]

I'm sorry... :"MY BENJAMIN PIIIIILLLLEEE????" may be the funniest line in commercial history.

[@danielhogg4220]

chris1pdx Completely agree. I remember when this came out when I was a freshman in college and we died laughing over that line. That whole first segment of the commercial is pretty much gold.

[@kennybegeske8824]

I Wish For A Benjamin Piiiilllleee

[@bigsnacks420]

"He ain't lying!" hahah had me rollin.

[@pmyodb1]

There needs to be MORE SLIM CHIN commercials....the funnier the BETTER!

[@SpitFire__0]

i'm slim chin, beast from the far (high pitch) east! LMAO

[@TokerGrace]

This was a repressed memory that I had to revisit. I can get on with my day now. -JW2024

[@m1994z]

i love how he says adidas.

[@ilovepeeta3232012]

I love Ken Jeong - funniest guy ever. Love the Hangover!

[@TheyCallMeElBarto]

"he ain't lying"

[@Amazingfriutcake554]

0:19 LOL the rim is gold.

[@Invictus901]

First time I watched this, I was in Hawaii, just got into my hotel room with my roommates, was jet-lagged because we live in Georgia, and was so exhausted that nothing made sense. Then this came on the TV. Multiple times. Hilarity ensued xD

[@tfingers]

thumbs up if you noticed the black girl at 0:06 is K.D Aubert

[@BigNickmartinez]

Bring these commercials back😊

[@raxxysszn5238]

Then its sing song time 0:23

[@MultiAndrew159]

i got those shoes when i showed this vid to my dad and he got a pair to haha

[@jonathansierra1344]

It’s 2023 and still loving this

[@angelacannon9498]

This video is totaly funny haha.

[@AverageCal]

Never laughed so much!

[@kennybegeske8824]

I Wish For A Benjamin Pile

[@thegoodvillain777]

i never even payed attention to the shoes, i was too busy laughing

[@RamenRuv]

Beast from the regular east haha

[@dmoney52806]

hahahaha, i never noticed how funny it is at 15 seconds "and this is dwight howard..." and he shakes his head like who cares

[@toneystarcc]

Lmao, all this time i thought he was saying "Astroglyde" lmao. I was saying to myself I know adidas isn't allowing this.

[@ambroseho1887]

dwight howard's my favorite player. no knocks to him.

[@edy043]

Hilarious!

[@spitsomefire]

Whose watching this 2018

[@mizrahimjew9351]

More commercials like these with Kenny J. and Victor Wembenyama and Shohei Ohtani.

[@grawling]

Pet cheetah.... WTF How about "pet" great white shark or something:D

[@tEaM3DimENsiOn]

Umm ive never thought id be looking up a commercail on youtube

[@goo5976]

Press Alt+F4 to play the video in reverse.

[@shedevil92]

I wanna be just like slim chin when I grow up...

[@AJCarrion142]

i cant get past 0:06 without cracking up!

[@JTSWEENS1]

My sky whip!

[@HeezyTwiesel]

wit doze hi-tupp-sniekaz from adeedus !

[@playerhater400]

he said fast dont lie when he is singing

[@cRaZyBtCh423]

@ethanissocool Yesss! Everytime i see that commercial I think of this one! Thats actually what made me look this up. The original is always better!

[@ediftw]

slim chin is the shit!

[@jessetorres8738]

Anyone else come here after watching The Masked Singer premiere?

[@BariBariKawa]

'Cause faaast dooon't liiie...

[@X6292]

This really "CHANGS" your perception of shoes. HA

[@josieperdue3479]

I'm at youtube,and I'm still not fast??

[@littlebuch]

0:02 which cheetah? the one in the front or the one in the background?

[@tictactoebag]

Dat Benjamin pile

[@GT-jv1ec]

WTK!!!!!!!!

[@lilzander84]

Keep pressing 2

[@AverageCal]

I cant find these shoe anywhere :( really want some

[@dadomino12]

0:29 look at the pants ppl

[@IIISTU]

Did any one else get here from Schmoyoho?

[@anthonyshu416]

what's the song at the beginning？

[@keyboardarctica]

@mastermind9846 It's the same person lol

[@dtox1871]

what song is this

[@ethanissocool]

Derect tv copied the shit out of this with that "Whale" guy...

[@youtue6082]

.

[@angelacannon9498]

This is halare

[@TheyCallMeElBarto]

oh im sorry, since when have professional basketball players been required to sing to your standards?

[@ambroseho1887]

Dwight is really off tune...

[@grawling]

Pet cheetah.... WTF How about "pet" great white shark or something:D