Miners Crash Land On Unknown Planet, But Turns Out To Be Earth In 6050 AD

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Movie name: Distant (2024) If you liked the recap, please give it a thumbs up to support our work! ❤

[@kabullive8836]

I watched this it's a complete piece of crap Very huge journey and 90% movie is just about spiders instead of exploring the planate

[@MrGbscott1954]

Just tell the truth.

[@robwilliams6753]

@@kabullive8836 planate.

[@aikido666]

AI slop

[@MrGbscott1954]

@@aikido666 You got that right!

[@johnrambo9104]

No giant skeleton skull anywhere. False advertising.

[@PILATUS1968]

they do it to confuse the algorithm and will not delete the video

[@xHuman-x_x]

Ai generated loll😂stupid ngl

[@brianechtinaw4304]

Giant spiders make up for it

[@Srt092]

@@PILATUS1968 They do it for clickbait, nothing else.

[@ms.marciasonkosi6687]

I literally clicked on this for that particular reason! Definitely falls advertising 🙄

[@ShionWinkler]

So the "Turns Out To Be Earth In 6050 AD" was a lie, check.

[@saturn2fire]

It wasn't even Earth!!! I got scammed!

[@mark6302]

well they finally made a monkey out of me!

[@PatrickByrne-e5v]

@@mark6302 dr zaius dr zaius oooh dr zaius

[@InfinitusMG]

Thumbnail also has nothing to do with the film at all.

[@willzer6915]

This is what annoys me about KZbinrs. A lot of them do the same shit, like sheep. Its either clickbait crap like this video, whether it's the thumbnail or the description/title, or some stupid gormless expression on their faces in the thumbnail. A lot of them do it, and it's getting cringe!

[@SS_Brews-N-Bullets]

Nowhere does this say they are on Earth

[@kayijamahehatangimana2190]

Adam and eve

[@mattparker1078]

it's an open ended story for self interpretation .make it what you will . They could be on Mars for all we know 😂😂

[@mattparker1078]

​@SpaceHippo420exactly .we put them where we imagine then. But that's if the people have any imagination 😂

[@erichayes2890]

I KNOW! VERY MISLEADING!!!

[@Shadow_Wraith]

​@@kayijamahehatangimana2190Adam & Steve these days 😂

[@KrillMister57]

"Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie" 😂😂😂 Awsome recap!

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

😏

[@r_a_]

😂

[@___titanium___]

I won't forgive him for saying that 😂

[@PreciousIdikachukwu]

😅😅😅​@@___titanium___

[@hangslo9215]

I too thought it was weird to say that😂

[@sungenimaloya8174]

funny how he breaks cyropod glass with fire extingusher....the glass meant to survive atmospheric entry.

[@arseniykucha1349]

Study the Prince Rupert's drop

[@Noahloveless1]

Heat is much different than physical force. Duh.

[@50Nobody50]

@@Noahloveless1 no. no. its ludicrous that he broke it with anything. re-entry IS physical force......duh.

[@seninclan7805]

2 way mirror designed to be pushed outward upon impact maybe

[@jsanchezelonce3414]

Inside Out technology.

[@frentz7]

(06:25) YES! "Andy miraculously survived the fall clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie"

[@r_a_]

😂 proves that this was an AI generated narration

[@Sams_randomchannel-r1f]

​@@r_a_ kinda fr ngl

[@Sensitivo.1992]

@@r_a_how do they match the pictures to the narration tho? Manually or also with AI?

[@TheGodParticle]

It's always a mining ship. Word of advice to future miners, don't space travel.

[@winstonrenn6557]

Or if you get a distress signal just keep on going leave it behind

[@valjeanlee7060]

Or terraform...

[@David-iv6je]

Or avoid all SF cliches. They should just posts lists everywhere.

[@mevan883]

Problem is just like with today mining and drilling they offer a lot of money and people with no degrees or have a large debt want easy money and are willing to ignore the risks.

[@Doomblade3890]

Only do space travel mining if you're a dwarf and your company's name is Deep Rock Galactic.

[@neogenesis0038]

He didn't have any flares because he is a lowly miner...so anyway he fires flares off so he can see in the dark.

[@Blazeww]

Come on.. Corporate made stocking the emergency kits the miner's job but didn't train them or really tell them. He's a Lowly miner.

[@adamb89]

He took them from dead ballsack guy.

[@KeepItReels]

They better tell the Company there are Valuable Minerals on the Planet! 😂 Fast Rescue.

[@jeffreym.8957]

VibrANIUM?

[@brucewelty7684]

@@jeffreym.8957 Unobtainium

[@rddayjr]

Just call the CEO tell him how big his bonus check will be!!! He will have you rescued and held as a hero!!! asap!!!

[@mrviking2mcall212]

Rock and stone!

[@sorcesscores5366]

They should’ve made Dwayne the protagonist. I’m so tired of stories where the weakest and dumbest person spends 90% of the time bumbling around only to miraculously become badass in the last few scenes.

[@blackbirdfilms1966]

And have flashbacks of their past

[@Ski-h6i]

@@blackbirdfilms1966 did you see the rock holiday movie ? He has made some many bad movies one less good 😊

[@rismawanYT]

3:45 lmao he also unplugged that cable

[@bryana50cents16]

No

[@gustavoguzman7134]

Overrated.

[@Manlrp]

Who needs a smart suit when you have plot armor

[@davidminton3295]

Oops, forgot about the egg the spider left earlier in the ship.

[@larryimboden9759]

That egg is for the sequel.

[@dimas3829]

and another spider onboard since there were at least two adult ones.

[@JohnFekoloid]

But seriously, those spiders should have no business with the astronauts. I'm here in earth and it is very impossible that some alien landing here would automatically be my favourite meal. The spiders should eat their planet's food.

[@guytech7310]

Space: Its made in a hollywood basement!

[@abstract5249]

I mean, sharks eat humans despite having been around far longer than us.

[@UnathiMnweba]

​@@abstract5249 lol for sharks, we are a delicacy 😂

[@Noahloveless1]

​@@abstract5249Not much longer. Only like a day difference between when God created animals and when he created humans.

[@abstract5249]

​@@Noahloveless1 Bro, you're an atheist🤣

[@frankorobinson1540]

Dwayne isn't there 1 hour and he is already claiming body's to eat😂😂😂❤

[@edloki3057]

He's pro-active. Stop judging him.

[@niniv2706]

LOLOLOLOL Go figure ... Some people need more food than others :) Thanks for this good one .

[@wayando]

Food is 1st priority 😂😂😂 ... Got to recharge the batteries (stomach), otherwise "off"

[@wisconsinlonnie4143]

Caveman gonna caveman.

[@jeffreym.8957]

Like "Desperate Times" in South Park. Lucky Eric Roberts volunteered by drawing the short stick.

[@neoverse]

Andy miraculously survives everything. The end

[@arhitectura.din.România]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@picklerick4219]

Where’s Riddick when you need him. 😂

[@Emanon...]

Corporations cutting corners will end us all.

[@everydayisabadday]

Ummm...not. Seriously, grow up! Those edgy and cuckboy comments only serve to embarrass you.

[@larryimboden9759]

May the spiders get to the corporations before they do us in.

[@dephenistratordephenistrat8510]

Don't forget governments cutting corners to

[@CarolBethCobun]

That tagline does NOT match the movie. I hate that. Makes me not want to watch stuff by the creator that messes up like that.

[@keepwalkingdude]

Same here

[@gamecollector5507]

Thanks for letting us know and saving our time. I will close this video without watching.

[@giantsdudeful]

Thanks grandma. We really cared or asked

[@Ram-888_]

And the giant human like skulls are where ?

[@CarolBethCobun]

@@Ram-888_ That's a stupid AI generated thumbnail photo based on the incorrect title. Another reason not to like the title not matching.

[@BryanKennethM]

In a barren wasteland like that with no vegetation to support herbivore animal life there would be no carnivores so I don't know what these huge alien creatures have been eating to keep themselves alive.

[@757Princess]

Maybe they’re cannibals like roaches 🪳

[@Tim_d00d]

Yes maybe they're cannibals or they subsist by consuming the bodies or their own species

[@arielshaffiq7944]

Please don't use fake thumbnail

[@bentonmarcum8924]

thumbs down for lying in the title. 👎

[@mwisniewski503]

It wasn't intentional. The AI was confused.

[@baxterismyyoutubename5077]

😂

[@nathanfrisson]

Agreed. Thumbs down

[@bentonmarcum8924]

@@mwisniewski503 very confused asteroids don't suddenly change course. That's like saying the iceberg suddenly changed course to hit the Titanic.

[@slotsandmoreslots]

But the escape pod went through the upper atmosphere high tempratures crash lands ,Then suddenly he breaks the window with a fire extinguisher 😂🤣

[@dinocha0s]

yeah why is that? other me: SO THE MOVIE CAN HAPPEN!

[@kennygarrard5413]

It probably happened coz the windows was cracked making it easier to smash.

[@justsomedudeyouknow8372]

Usually a window can be weaker from the inside compared to the outside. If you punch your car window from the inside it will crack, punch it from the outside and you'll most likely just hurt your hand with no damage to the window.

[@slotsandmoreslots]

@@justsomedudeyouknow8372 Now that is a interesting fact

[@justsomedudeyouknow8372]

@@slotsandmoreslots I know it because i used to have bad road rage and punched my windshield one time from the inside and was surprised when it cracked very easily. I didn't even punch it that hard.

[@recapsjob]

Your description of the actors’ grounded performances really shows how they made the entire film feel genuine and heartfelt.

[@takeiteasy3525]

"Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie" - love it!

[@airwkyPLOW]

Umm, there’s an egg full of baby spiders on board Romeo & Juliet😂

[@enevitableparadox3735]

So how was this Earth in the future? Twin suns.

[@frankorobinson1540]

Quad moons

[@GrrrTurtle]

This movie is filled with loving visual homages to the Tremors series.

[@cyberjism]

that fire extinguisher did what re-entry and crash landing on a rocky planet couldn't, lol

[@michaelcrow6943]

Why did you lie? There's not one thread of evidence to sudgest they are on earth.

[@sandupamaliyanage9951]

Andy: Look, an alien spider. The spider: This is my planet. You're the fu**ing alien.

[@pablomontanez3508]

Lol so he survived a damn near 20-30 ft drop but the fall from the pod on to the spider is what almost kills him? Lmao

[@niniv2706]

I owe you, Recap Mania, I owe you 20$ for not having to endure that movie IRL . Thank you

[@CountyLaw]

Where is the broken Statue of Liberty on the beach?

[@PastelPixeloid]

Is that Tormund Giantsbane? Aka "I've killed a giant, and slept with he's wife and in the morning she thought I was her baby, and suckled me for three months"?

[@justsomedudeyouknow8372]

Yep sure is. He was also is the 2nd thing movie.

[@kevinmars3296]

Bro all andy does is fall the entire movie😂

[@Isimud]

Imagine not just wasting 15 minutes but 90 minutes of your life with spiders chasing Andy!

[@JamisonFern-r2c]

1:29 bro never took his drink to survive

[@Kori_INJN]

Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie 😂

[@itsneela]

"cling to life for the sake of the plot of the movie" has me dead on the floor...

[@seraphaeton]

Survives Re-Entry but can break the Glass with....a Fire Extinguisher! 😅🤣

[@Polygonlin]

"Clinging to Life for the sake of the Plot of the movie" LOL ok that got me.

[@aqlimursadin5948]

Andy saw the wreckage on fire but hurried to save the oxygene supply tank.

[@jeremytibbs13]

6:32 as dude clings to life for the sake of the movie plot had me rolling 🤣

[@sirmitch1]

2 years together baby on the way. 😳

[@TheGlssr60]

two delivered and a third on the way in that time period. And the kids played with the spider from the egg until it got big enough to eat them.

[@thoraxtheimpalor1345]

Resorting to cannibalism so quickly? I like Dwayne! Hes my kind of surviver

[@HappySpanker2016]

You know things are about to get weird when you're stuck on a planet with Tormund Giantsbane.

[@xpump876]

In these sci-fi troupes like this film, Pitch Black(Riddick) and many others, I always wonder what the heck these monstrous predatory creatures feed on? .. as it looks like there's nothing left to eat . I guess they must eat each other.

[@etiennepilorget8777]

Eat each other? Makes no sense : how would they grow in the first place?

[@xpump876]

exactly- how do they grow to such numbers on these barren planets- obviously they can’t wait for the once in 1000 years crashed spaceship…

[@RudolfJvVuuren]

"He informs Naome there might be alien spiders on the planet....well technically he and Naome are the aliens, which would make the alien spiders just spiders" xD

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

XD

[@Nameless56711]

Where to download the movie. Searched everywhere but couldn't find it

[@BillWendell-y5c]

It was released in Vietnam in July 2024. Maybe it's still playing at some drive in there.

[@MrcCreeps1]

Try on freecine

[@justsomedudeyouknow8372]

Supposed to be released on peacock. I think its also on prime video

[@pianoman1379]

@@BillWendell-y5c Its a film about spiders but I don't think it's on the web yet

[@tigerbalm666]

I would be scared of a rear entry....

[@lexaneli]

Deep breaths

[@pianoman1379]

Jeeze - that's a bummer

[@aprilgamingtv]

0:21 "wakes the minors" xddd ik its miners but it sounds so funny

[@Xie991]

The ship took a shortcut to save more years to travel, but suddenly that shortcut led them to crash

[@MasoudNyoni-g8o]

Thanks recaps mania for sharing this nice idealisms movement about advanced technology

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

Glad you liked the recap! See you in the next one :)

[@gustavoguzman7134]

If the monsters survived the oxygen inside the ship, wouldn't that suggest the atmosphere on the planet was breathable all along?

[@violiotte]

Am i the only who think andy is useless ? When you're literally fighting for your life physically, been dragged, how are you going to remember your sweet memories?

[@samuelguilliams1859]

Good example of what happens when companies try to cut corners and save money❤❤❤

[@mckenziepictures]

"Andy miraculously survives the fall, clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie!"

[@SvendSved-p1u]

CLICKBAIT ... yet again ... seems like you do clickbaits all the time

[@flammamancer]

This AI made story is a good draft to make a thought out and detailed story.

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

Hello this is AI

[@MyTube3rd]

Good story. Do more. I just subscribed

[@ryanfrye6850]

THIS FILM IS ALSO CALLed "LONG DISTANCE" just fyi if your having trouble finding it

[@BryanKennethM]

Sunny D. Lol 😁 Hey ma, we got anything to drink? Let's see what we got in here, soda, tea, some purple stuff. Hey, Sunny D!

[@pianoman1379]

Ribeena?

[@sadiasulemanfamilykitchenv9872]

My answer is plz change the caption , dont be a clickbaitb😮😊

[@charlesrockafellor4200]

Anthony Ramos as Andy Ramirez, Naomi Scott as Naomi Calloway... wow, what amazing talent that the screenwriters turned out to be precogs...

[@Anderson88ProductReviews-ei1mj]

What always gets me is how do these native beast monster hunters eat and survive on such a desolate planet? They move like they've got a steady diet of protein in them, but if living on such a nutrient starved planet, I doubt native predators or flesh eaters would be so full of energy. Even aliens require energy/food to function.

[@seanbrazell7095]

Leonard. Someone named an AI....Leonard. LEONARD! ☝️😐😑😐😒❤🙄😏🤣🤯👌

[@HoustonEllis-w3h]

Moral of the story don’t fuck with cheap companies😂

[@anonemous1046]

Someone got their video taglines mixed up with some other video that says, "Miner crash lands on a planet full of three legged spiders."

[@vinayaksharma8101]

A kid wrote this story.

[@jean-claudelol563]

There would not have been Dinasaur like animals in 6050 AD. There were already early human civilizations on the planet. Dinosaurs and giant bugs were long since extinct.

[@zoeycharlottetaylor1438]

Humans in movies always going to search for things they know nothing about: Prometheas? Alien just goes on. They all died.

[@pianoman1379]

Dead Right

[@racingheart92]

they tried to make it like prometheous 2 like alien delivering eggs, & both being isolated at planet in huge spaceship, surviving in pod, etc.

[@Jawadi777]

Movie name?🐾

[@gastongmartinez1977]

Distant (2024)

[@Jawadi777]

@@gastongmartinez1977 thanks braa

[@formation4]

Distant

[@chrisrobbins9058]

Actually it’s Long Distance

[@StephenKyazze]

We want to know the name of the movie

[@SquirrelGamez]

Unmapped star system? So Not Earth, then... "Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie." Daaaayum, truth bomb.

[@HorrificContent]

Figures... travel across galaxy to find more Spiders!! 😂

[@campbellcampbell10]

Do you think those alien civilizations and those alien invasion movies ever have to worry about random space disasters like this?

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

Happens every day!

[@jeffreym.8957]

And people say spiders are harmless...

[@edpowell5754]

Seriously there is hardly anything new in movies today without robbing something from other movies.

[@pianoman1379]

Yeah and nearly all aliens have a big head, big eyes, narrow neck and very thin arms and legs and no clothes - BORING!

[@ginaramirez2313]

Message to mining company on earth: we crashlanded on a planet on a way to the mining colony, but we hit jackpot, the whole planet is made of diamonds, rubies, emeralds, gold, silver A few seconds later they show up on the planet lol

[@jeanannd]

The planet was NOT Earth in 6050 AD. Before captioning a video, that person should actually watch it first.

[@SolRC]

Breaking spaceship glass with a fire extinguisher. Nope, i am out.

[@chrisrobbins9058]

Movies is called Long Distance

[@CleanBurp]

Space spiders with no natural prey....but still inexplicably huge.

[@AlbertoMartinez-j7q]

monster looks like a quiet places monster lol.

[@lreeher]

I liked the part where he finds the ruined Statue of Liberty on the beach.

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

Us too! See you in the next recap :)

[@austinshannon4197]

Seth Henigan, 10 and 2 Memphis Tigers QB has to be the current Heisman frontrunner.

[@AugustDreamScape]

I want to know what the Spiders & Fireflies eat to even survive themselves in the first place.

[@liamsmedd2748]

The name of this movie please!

[@jackthompson391]

It's called "Distant".

[@macsdf1]

@@befairr i would enjoy two years alone with naomi

[@akachied4166]

Creep. Desperate man​@@macsdf1

[@kingharoah5615]

​@@jackthompson391no its not called distant..u csnt find that movir any where i looked..you're straight lying

[@stewiegriffin8535]

6:30 😂😂😂😂 Surviving for the plot

[@Noahloveless1]

A simple flare is a luxury of high rank? Dang, thats harsh.

[@sandibeu3304]

Andy is the luckiest bad luck guy

[@Blackdaybeats]

If andy didn't survived end of the movie 😂.

[@magicskyfairy69]

I love how the video title reveals the plot twist in the subject line

[@Fake_The_Jab]

turns out the title was a lie lol they werent even on earth

[@ChromaticVanity]

If human beings still have to rely on money or currency in a future this distant, we would be making ourselves absolutely meaningless

[@CONFIDENT-1]

So they use old fashioned window pane glass? Watch out for the baseball⚾!!!!

[@hawk7825]

Movie name”Long Distance”!😊

[@beefsuprem0241]

Who the hell would fire a flare gun inside a pod designed to survive reentry 😂😂

[@ElizabethJanyska-w9l]

Fun fact how this is fake so his oxygen thing should be out and monsters aint real thank you for liking

[@russellpickett2689]

The canopy can survive entering an atmosphere and a crash but can be smashed out with a fire extinguisher