Miners Crash Land On Unknown Planet, But Turns Out To Be Earth In 6050 AD

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

Movie name: Distant (2024) If you liked the recap, please give it a thumbs up to support our work! ❤

[@kabullive8836]

I watched this it's a complete piece of crap Very huge journey and 90% movie is just about spiders instead of exploring the planate

[@MrGbscott1954]

Just tell the truth.

[@aikido666]

AI slop

[@MrGbscott1954]

@@aikido666 You got that right!

[@ShionWinkler]

So the "Turns Out To Be Earth In 6050 AD" was a lie, check.

[@saturn2fire]

It wasn't even Earth!!! I got scammed!

[@mark6302]

well they finally made a monkey out of me!

[@PatrickByrne-e5v]

@@mark6302 dr zaius dr zaius oooh dr zaius

[@InfinitusMG]

Thumbnail also has nothing to do with the film at all.

[@willzer6915]

This is what annoys me about KZbinrs. A lot of them do the same shit, like sheep. Its either clickbait crap like this video, whether it's the thumbnail or the description/title, or some stupid gormless expression on their faces in the thumbnail. A lot of them do it, and it's getting cringe!

[@johnrambo9104]

No giant skeleton skull anywhere. False advertising.

[@KrillMister57]

"Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie" 😂😂😂 Awsome recap!

[@TheRecapManiaOfficial]

😏

[@r_a_]

😂

[@___titanium___]

I won't forgive him for saying that 😂

[@PreciousIdikachukwu]

😅😅😅​@@___titanium___

[@hangslo9215]

I too thought it was weird to say that😂

[@SS_Brews-N-Bullets]

Nowhere does this say they are on Earth

[@SpaceHippo420]

Nowhere does it say they are not…

[@kayijamahehatangimana2190]

Adam and eve

[@mattparker1078]

it's an open ended story for self interpretation .make it what you will . They could be on Mars for all we know 😂😂

[@mattparker1078]

​@@SpaceHippo420exactly .we put them where we imagine then. But that's if the people have any imagination 😂

[@erichayes2890]

I KNOW! VERY MISLEADING!!!

[@neogenesis0038]

He didn't have any flares because he is a lowly miner...so anyway he fires flares off so he can see in the dark.

[@frentz7]

(06:25) YES! "Andy miraculously survived the fall clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie"

[@r_a_]

😂 proves that this was an AI generated narration

[@Sams_randomchannel-r1f]

​@@r_a_ kinda fr ngl

[@Sensitivo.1992]

@@r_a_how do they match the pictures to the narration tho? Manually or also with AI?

[@TheGodParticle]

It's always a mining ship. Word of advice to future miners, don't space travel.

[@winstonrenn6557]

Or if you get a distress signal just keep on going leave it behind

[@valjeanlee7060]

Or terraform...

[@David-iv6je]

Or avoid all SF cliches. They should just posts lists everywhere.

[@mevan883]

Problem is just like with today mining and drilling they offer a lot of money and people with no degrees or debt want easy money and ignore the risk.

[@Doomblade3890]

Only do space travel mining if you're a dwarf and your company's name is Deep Rock Galactic.

[@sungenimaloya8174]

funny how he breaks cyropod glass with fire extingusher....the glass meant to survive atmospheric entry.

[@arseniykucha1349]

Study the Prince Rupert's drop

[@Noahloveless1]

Heat is much different than physical force. Duh.

[@50Nobody50]

@@Noahloveless1 no. no. its ludicrous that he broke it with anything. re-entry IS physical force......duh.

[@JohnFekoloid]

But seriously, those spiders should have no business with the astronauts. I'm here in earth and it is very impossible that some alien landing here would automatically be my favourite meal. The spiders should eat their planet's food.

[@guytech7310]

Space: Its made in a hollywood basement!

[@abstract5249]

I mean, sharks eat humans despite having been around far longer than us.

[@UnathiMnweba]

​@@abstract5249 lol for sharks, we are a delicacy 😂

[@Noahloveless1]

​@@abstract5249Not much longer. Only like a day difference between when God created animals and when he created humans.

[@abstract5249]

​@@Noahloveless1 Bro, you're an atheist🤣

[@sorcesscores5366]

They should’ve made Dwayne the protagonist. I’m so tired of stories where the weakest and dumbest person spends 90% of the time bumbling around only to miraculously become badass in the last few scenes.

[@blackbirdfilms1966]

And have flashbacks of their past

[@Ski-h6i]

@@blackbirdfilms1966 did you see the rock holiday movie ? He has made some many bad movies one less good 😊

[@rismawanYT]

3:45 lmao he also unplugged that cable

[@KeepItReels]

They better tell the Company there are Valuable Minerals on the Planet! 😂 Fast Rescue.

[@jeffreym.8957]

VibrANIUM?

[@brucewelty7684]

@@jeffreym.8957 Unobtainium

[@rddayjr]

Just call the CEO tell him how big his bonus check will be!!! He will have you rescued and held as a hero!!! asap!!!

[@Manlrp]

Who needs a smart suit when you have plot armor

[@frankorobinson1540]

Dwayne isn't there 1 hour and he is already claiming body's to eat😂😂😂❤

[@edloki3057]

He's pro-active. Stop judging him.

[@niniv2706]

LOLOLOLOL Go figure ... Some people need more food than others :) Thanks for this good one .

[@wayando]

Food is 1st priority 😂😂😂 ... Got to recharge the batteries (stomach), otherwise "off"

[@wisconsinlonnie4143]

Caveman gonna caveman.

[@jeffreym.8957]

Like "Desperate Times" in South Park. Lucky Eric Roberts volunteered by drawing the short stick.

[@CarolBethCobun]

That tagline does NOT match the movie. I hate that. Makes me not want to watch stuff by the creator that messes up like that.

[@keepwalkingdude]

Same here

[@gamecollector5507]

Thanks for letting us know and saving our time. I will close this video without watching.

[@giantsdudeful]

Thanks grandma. We really cared or asked

[@Ram-888_]

And the giant human like skulls are where ?

[@CarolBethCobun]

@@Ram-888_ That's a stupid AI generated thumbnail photo based on the incorrect title. Another reason not to like the title not matching.

[@slotsandmoreslots]

But the escape pod went through the upper atmosphere high tempratures crash lands ,Then suddenly he breaks the window with a fire extinguisher 😂🤣

[@dinocha0s]

yeah why is that? other me: SO THE MOVIE CAN HAPPEN!

[@kennygarrard5413]

It probably happened coz the windows was cracked making it easier to smash.

[@bentonmarcum8924]

thumbs down for lying in the title. 👎

[@mwisniewski503]

It wasn't intentional. The AI was confused.

[@baxterismyyoutubename5077]

😂

[@davidminton3295]

Oops, forgot about the egg the spider left earlier in the ship.

[@larryimboden9759]

That egg is for the sequel.

[@dimas3829]

and another spider onboard since there were at least two adult ones.

[@neoverse]

Andy miraculously survives everything. The end

[@arhitectura.din.România]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Emanon...]

Corporations cutting corners will end us all.

[@everydayisabadday]

Ummm...not. Seriously, grow up! Those edgy and cuckboy comments only serve to embarrass you.

[@larryimboden9759]

May the spiders get to the corporations before they do us in.

[@dephenistratordephenistrat8510]

Don't forget governments cutting corners to

[@GrrrTurtle]

This movie is filled with loving visual homages to the Tremors series.

[@cyberjism]

that fire extinguisher did what re-entry and crash landing on a rocky planet couldn't, lol

[@Kori_INJN]

Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie 😂

[@beefsuprem0241]

Who the hell would fire a flare gun inside a pod designed to survive reentry 😂😂

[@Nameless56711]

Where to download the movie. Searched everywhere but couldn't find it

[@BillWendell-y5c]

It was released in Vietnam in July 2024. Maybe it's still playing at some drive in there.

[@MrcCreeps1]

Try on freecine

[@arielshaffiq7944]

Please don't use fake thumbnail

[@michaelcrow6943]

Why did you lie? There's not one thread of evidence to sudgest they are on earth.

[@CountyLaw]

Where is the broken Statue of Liberty on the beach?

[@PastelPixeloid]

Is that Tormund Giantsbane? Aka "I've killed a giant, and slept with he's wife and in the morning she thought I was her baby, and suckled me for three months"?

[@Polygonlin]

"Clinging to Life for the sake of the Plot of the movie" LOL ok that got me.

[@aqlimursadin5948]

Andy saw the wreckage on fire but hurried to save the oxygene supply tank.

[@takeiteasy3525]

"Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie" - love it!

[@niniv2706]

I owe you, Recap Mania, I owe you 20$ for not having to endure that movie IRL . Thank you

[@enevitableparadox3735]

So how was this Earth in the future? Twin suns.

[@frankorobinson1540]

Quad moons

[@jeremytibbs13]

6:32 as dude clings to life for the sake of the movie plot had me rolling 🤣

[@pablomontanez3508]

Lol so he survived a damn near 20-30 ft drop but the fall from the pod on to the spider is what almost kills him? Lmao

[@dauntebutler5865]

What's the name of the movie

[@liamsmedd2748]

The name of this movie please!

[@jackthompson391]

It's called "Distant".

[@macsdf1]

@@befairr i would enjoy two years alone with naomi

[@akachied4166]

Creep. Desperate man​@@macsdf1

[@kingharoah5615]

​@@jackthompson391no its not called distant..u csnt find that movir any where i looked..you're straight lying

[@Isimud]

Imagine not just wasting 15 minutes but 90 minutes of your life with spiders chasing Andy!

[@airwkyPLOW]

Umm, there’s an egg full of baby spiders on board Romeo & Juliet😂

[@seraphaeton]

Survives Re-Entry but can break the Glass with....a Fire Extinguisher! 😅🤣

[@thoraxtheimpalor1345]

Resorting to cannibalism so quickly? I like Dwayne! Hes my kind of surviver

[@sandupamaliyanage9951]

Andy: Look, an alien spider. The spider: This is my planet. You're the fu**ing alien.

[@stewiegriffin8535]

6:30 😂😂😂😂 Surviving for the plot

[@KangarooDude-mOA]

What movie is this??

[@orinsullivan1505]

What’s the name of this movie?

[@caryhewitt1256]

How about giving us the name of the movie.

[@aliiqbal8374]

where can i watch this movie?

[@HappySpanker2016]

You know things are about to get weird when you're stuck on a planet with Tormund Giantsbane.

[@Jawadi777]

Movie name?🐾

[@gastongmartinez1977]

Distant (2024)

[@Jawadi777]

@@gastongmartinez1977 thanks braa

[@formation4]

Distant

[@chrisrobbins9058]

Actually it’s Long Distance

[@boutdamntime]

“Clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie” 😂😂😂 man knows how the life cycle works in movies

[@anonemous1046]

Someone got their video taglines mixed up with some other video that says, "Miner crash lands on a planet full of three legged spiders."

[@33kingmajor16]

What movie is this

[@jeffreym.8957]

And people say spiders are harmless...

[@sadiasulemanfamilykitchenv9872]

My answer is plz change the caption , dont be a clickbaitb😮😊

[@xpump876]

In these sci-fi troupes like this film, Pitch Black(Riddick) and many others, I always wonder what the heck these monstrous predatory creatures feed on? .. as it looks like there's nothing left to eat . I guess they must eat each other.

[@etiennepilorget8777]

Eat each other? Makes no sense : how would they grow in the first place?

[@xpump876]

exactly- how do they grow to such numbers on these barren planets- obviously they can’t wait for the once in 1000 years crashed spaceship…

[@HoustonEllis-w3h]

Moral of the story don’t fuck with cheap companies😂

[@sirmitch1]

2 years together baby on the way. 😳

[@TheGlssr60]

two delivered and a third on the way in that time period. And the kids played with the spider from the egg until it got big enough to eat them.

[@lorddemonoss3945]

So what planet are they on?

[@aprilgamingtv]

0:21 "wakes the minors" xddd ik its miners but it sounds so funny

[@tigerbalm666]

I would be scared of a rear entry....

[@lexaneli]

Deep breaths

[@mckenziepictures]

"Andy miraculously survives the fall, clinging to life for the sake of the plot of the movie!"

[@casteltheghettomonk4392]

Still better than star wars movies after the first trilogy

[@edpowell5754]

Seriously there is hardly anything new in movies today without robbing something from other movies.

[@picklerick4219]

Where’s Riddick when you need him. 😂

[@hawk7825]

Movie name”Long Distance”!😊

[@truli91]

Borealis? Any half life fan here? 😂

[@CommissarChaotic]

Ye, tho what about Subnautica? Aurora (the ship that crashes in start of the game ) + Borealis... Aurora Borealis!

[@ElizabethJanyska-w9l]

Fun fact how this is fake so his oxygen thing should be out and monsters aint real thank you for liking

[@seanbrazell7095]

Leonard. Someone named an AI....Leonard. LEONARD! ☝️😐😑😐😒❤🙄😏🤣🤯👌

[@catbert7]

Here I was ready to complain about the twist being ruined by the title, Only to find myself complaining instead that it was a lie. I guess that was the twist all along.

[@vinayaksharma8101]

A kid wrote this story.

[@jason_kucera]

How is this not on Pluto yet?

[@Noahloveless1]

A simple flare is a luxury of high rank? Dang, thats harsh.

[@michaelhanes8214]

Saying it was Earth of the future was click bait. It worked!

[@zoeycharlottetaylor1438]

Humans in movies always going to search for things they know nothing about: Prometheas? Alien just goes on. They all died.

[@AugustDreamScape]

I want to know what the Spiders & Fireflies eat to even survive themselves in the first place.

[@russellpickett2689]

The canopy can survive entering an atmosphere and a crash but can be smashed out with a fire extinguisher

[@umagnus77]

Nice to see Sunny D is still around by then

[@RayCarroll67]

The Plot and the Dialog in this film feels like they were written by a Teenage Girl for Girls who wish they were still Teenage Girls.

[@CommissarChaotic]

You ever wonder if this has been influenced in any way by Subnautica considering the sort of similar premise? Though I just wanted to point it out because their ship was called the Borealis and in Subnautica, it's the Aurora and you put two together it's Aurora Borealis hehehe

[@jameskpokou2979]

Can't watch this movie anywhere I've checked 😕

[@austinshannon4197]

Seth Henigan, 10 and 2 Memphis Tigers QB has to be the current Heisman frontrunner.

[@wtlandry2]

crawling from a CGI wreck with CGI smoke and no actual smoke around the actor is a choice that most shitty directors nowadays make. Why? Ruins the reality.

[@heroesrise2149]

Very interesting!❤

[@lazers378]

Where is the gun he had ?

[@SvendSved-p1u]

CLICKBAIT ... yet again ... seems like you do clickbaits all the time

[@charlesrockafellor4200]

Anthony Ramos as Andy Ramirez, Naomi Scott as Naomi Calloway... wow, what amazing talent that the screenwriters turned out to be precogs...

[@jpbroadwater]

Turns out The Recap Mania also cut corners by pasting another clip's title into this one :)

[@1Xanden]

The missing miners are dead because of the Captain of the mining ship got his ship trapped in the space and time continuum that is his own fault.

[@sandibeu3304]

Andy is the luckiest bad luck guy

[@traceydoneley6195]

It is called Distant

[@guthoriantony]

Glass can withstand crash landing from space? *fire extinguisher breaks it* Cool story

[@dinocha0s]

so turns out to be earth was clickbait, got it. still a good movie and recap tho....just remove that and the dislikes go away.

[@chuckingflem]

6:34 For the sake of the plot of the movie😂😂😂😂

[@abbzy8593]

POD dive looks like helldivers 🤣

[@DetectiveCoco]

Amazing recap keep it up

[@MovieManiajjjjj]

Agreed

[@CONFIDENT-1]

So they use old fashioned window pane glass? Watch out for the baseball⚾!!!!

[@arnoldk87]

The mother ship crashlanded but somehow it is still in one piece...

[@starbucks2101]

thats a weak glass and suit. for a super advanced escape pod

[@Invrexs]

i use ad blockers cause of clickbait bullshit like this