Some Food Disgusts Me

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@waynebais1783]

Ok

[@theholyjesuschrist7]

sure will!

[@gabenova1117]

Very nice "pajamas"

[@philliphandshoe4801]

This comment was about an hour ago. But the vid is 10 mins old. I think youtube is very drunk.

[@stardustgirl2904]

My son can't stand Mayonnaise,or the SMELL!

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Brace yourselves... that's all I'll say!

[@adrina6727]

Why tho?

[@nanak6882]

🦶🏻

[@Massivelock]

Nice to see you

[@maximumoverclock1948]

Mkay

[@Kilooma]

Maybe

[@brodiethegoaty849]

Traditional sleeping attire = vest and dress shirt. Vampiric bloodline confirmed.

[@meme__supreme3373]

"I may be a sick twisted creature of the night" -13:41

[@andreyserebryakov2231]

No! Royal blood!

[@00MrPanda00]

@@meme__supreme3373 😯 Confirmed.

[@fearlessprod.4729]

Russell west

[@brodiethegoaty849]

@@fearlessprod.4729 what's up goat

[@sosicofu8670]

“I’m not a fan of Mayo, and I know that’s controversial” that made me laugh

[@bobsmith175]

If the southern 90% of Africa sank into the bottom of the ocean and disappeared, there would be no difference to the rest of the world

[@jadengarcia6737]

@@bobsmith175 k.

[@Angelitaxx]

@@bobsmith175 um okay?

[@kobesn1fan24]

@@Angelitaxx lol stfu boring debbie downer

[@olimarfunk]

@@Angelitaxx Hes right katelyn. Now back in the kitchen with you!

[@ismokealone1873]

The only man who’s career can survive after admitting to liking Oreos and water

[@treysawyer]

Whose* :) i didn't learn that spelling til recently, and I'm 32.

[@nivaneh1010]

@@treysawyer who’s who and whose who?

[@nahyankamale9989]

@@nivaneh1010 who is whose who?

[@sawtkzali4970]

He is not wrong, biscuits were made to go with any liquids.some prefer dipped into hot tea with no milk

[@Abznth]

@@nahyankamale9989 free gift

[@GoHerping]

Never in my life have I heard of somebody else not being able to eat pasta due to looking like worms until this very moment

[@himiranda123]

have you tried bow tie pasta or ravioli lol

[@GoHerping]

@@himiranda123 I can handle elbow and bow tie but it's still kind of slimy

[@homelessperson5455]

I don't like pasta when it *doesn't* look like worms.

[@aaaaamyy]

this is a crossover i never expected

[@aries2242]

I'm reminded of that bisgetti part in the movie "What We Do in the Shadows" lol

[@iEraTrades]

He literally eats mayo he doesn’t like for our entertainment. I think i speak for all of us when I say you are not the hero we deserve but the hero we need!

[@doomsdaydeathbyte54]

Agreed

[@millsykooksy4863]

He looks like he inherited his grandparents house fully furnished and didn’t change a thing

[@marykoufalis7666]

Exactly...

[@torrmarc2004]

I have noticed that!

[@janathelamb3]

I always got the impression he lived with his grandparents, but this works too. This is absolutely an older persons home.

[@cuntpuncherino]

Clothes too.

[@mwara2444]

He looks like Alfalfa from the Little Rascals

[@rib0147]

He sleeps like a gentleman, eats like a gentleman, talks like a gentleman, describes with respect, and gets his point across easily.

[@scjohnsonafamilycompany]

@peter long so ur calling him a gentleman? yay!

[@DaVader333]

But he doesnt look a thing like jesus

[@Schizz_Popinov]

@@DaVader333 Jesus was no gentleman. He was a thief, liar, and frequently was with ladies of the night. That was before he was the face of a manipulative cult called Christianity.

[@Josephiah24]

@@Schizz_Popinov no

[@Josephiah24]

@@Schizz_Popinov cults were not Jesus fault.

[@alphasalazar2490]

Thumbed up for: “traditional sleeping attire, as we all do.”

[@lovelybuddy143]

That part got me too.

[@jimkellt5358]

I just had to pause the video for 5 minutes to get over this line.

[@sbaumann8810]

I do picture him sleeping in a suit.

[@WilliamMaranciMashups]

You are the only person I'm not disgusted by

[@stevejordan544]

Holy shit it's you

[@kevinruiz903]

Your music on the other hand...... is beautiful and I genuinely hope you're taking care

[@ARZZiO]

True, i even feel disgusted when i stand in front of the mirror, but he's different...

[@MrBluman999]

Hey man, great channel.

[@pauperslament3467]

The bubble is closing in!

[@Yeraharry.wizard]

“I don’t like hot dogs because of... well it’s kind of a personal reason” Me: oh no...

[@NolaChick82]

lol

[@Strawberry95shortie]

Maybe his stomach doesn’t like it lmao

[@shutomasi]

haha

[@Medusas1985]

Meg Griffin!

[@robofish312]

And he doesn't like mayo or milk, doesn't like creamy things, hates hotdogs... sounds like some childhood trauma

[@EmmettXIV]

Me: Oreos and milk, delicious ReviewBrah: Disgusting Me: Disgusting

[@tomkleinsteuber544]

Digusting lol

[@EmmettXIV]

@@tomkleinsteuber544 oops haha

[@coconuts1483]

@Parker Family no

[@shannongodbey7420]

Yeah he makes a good point about the Oreo altering the flavor of the milk. That's like me with cereal

[@Ignore14]

I'm eating an oreo milkshake while watching this

[@hannahperez4878]

I can imagine him having a little fuzzy blanket over his legs while filming this

[@johndiego5429]

Nicely folded

[@wyatt1339]

Looking like FDR

[@xrxnpop1222]

Well yess but actually yes

[@lazyenthusiast2359]

That's a wholesome image. Thank you

[@robosing225]

When a pretty girl views a guy she'll never be into. She perceives him as cute or adorable.

[@BoundaryBreak]

Ok reviewbruh we need to see you eat a cookie soaked in water

[@andreyserebryakov2231]

Yeah we need to see him in a pool

[@kaozspartan9289]

Can you take the camera out of bounds to show us other angles of this video?

[@honeycomblord9384]

Just don't make it a Lofthouse 'Delicious' Birthday Cake Frosting cookie, for food god's sake. I don't want Reviewbrah to be tortured.

[@silasnewsome5329]

This sounds like a Rugrats reference.

[@I.rod.2022]

What is this? A crossover episode? Or a boundary breaking of some kind?

[@jimmyringz2550]

He definitely uses a candle for light when he walks to the bathroom

[@xanimosity4389]

I feel like im having a conversation with sheldon

[@void9938]

As a gentleman would.

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Are you spying on me?

[@andrewptob]

One of the better comments I’ve ever read.

[@strategery101]

I do too

[@elcavilldo3146]

It's heartwarming to see somebody brave enough to openly bare his soul and make an statement of his Oreo debauchery.

[@derstoffausdemderjoghurtis]

I'm sorry but Oreos with milk doesnt make sense. The oreo cream is made with palm oil.

[@JayInDecent]

Fuck oreos, more like mayonnaise debauchery

[@wowalamoiz9489]

@@derstoffausdemderjoghurtis ... so?

[@roddmatsui3554]

“I don’t like the moisture in the salad that the salad dressing ..... generates.” Classic.

[@Kris.G]

You and I speak English, He speaks poetry.

[@marshalldavid4467]

There's a time and place for moisture

[@myfurryfam365]

I read this as soon as he was saying it

[@redinthesky1]

I am the opposite; my salads are basically dip with vegtables in it

[@satisfried_6654]

"Traditional sleeping attire" you're the best

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

You're the best!

[@satisfried_6654]

Basically could die a happy man

[@LyleOrtiz]

@Parker Family Dude Come on 😂

[@bleechrcreechrr]

@@TheReportOfTheWeek You're breathtaking!

[@JorgeGomez-hx5uu]

@@bleechrcreechrr no YOU’RE breathtaking

[@zachariahwinebrenner1836]

"traditional sleeping attire" -vest with dress shirt and tie- this man is a legend

[@AxxLAfriku]

im a legens

[@chasfoster9895]

What else does one consider sleep attire?

[@dj46104]

As we all do

[@petemargaux1896]

A myth

[@skeletorwins5567]

Third Impressions Of Earth

[@Tonisnightout]

I imagine him sleeping in a night gown and a sleeping cap like Ebenezer Scrooge. 🤔💭🧓🕯

[@jimjones5644]

I wish I could see him star in A Christmas Carol!

[@JayInDecent]

Yaaaasss

[@Tonisnightout]

@@JayInDecent 😂🤣

[@justmeandthethree]

Night shirt, sleeping cap, and a tie.

[@tiffanynot-amused9077]

🤣🤣

[@Horologica]

He got both girls AND guys simping for him. Absolute legend

[@ClickMyProfile_Unknown0human]

Stop 😂 let man the man be

[@lambsauce5312]

It's called cucking

[@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent]

gay people exist its not that rare

[@PandoraApocalypse]

Ok

[@ottoartamo1641]

@@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent r/woooosh

[@annalisa_eeemerson7640]

the way he doesn't break eye contact is mesmerizing

[@MrWarthog]

5:06 broke eye contact

[@marcusgarcia1495]

@@Scp123-m7o lol

[@DuskTillShawn]

It's impressive. Everytime I make a video I see myself looking over and breaking eye contact constantly. I have no idea how he does it lol.

[@mustardman420ify]

@@DuskTillShawn try putting a paper cutout of a face or even googly eyes on your camera to remind you that you're speaking to viewers, it might not work but its worth a try

[@DuskTillShawn]

@@mustardman420ify that's a great idea! I'm going to try that! Thank you for your advice!

[@vegeta5282]

Idc what his age is I think he’s been alive for centuries lol

[@ChristianVazquez12]

Reviewbrah is § years old.

[@madamefeast4824]

God, it's impossible to tell. 25 to 2,000

[@bimbim1885]

a classy Ancient One

[@notreallyagameranymore]

AHSHSHSHSH

[@ffekieyeezy]

I'm not sure id say he's like 13 to 90000000000000000000000000000000000000 he is a god, alive before existence

[@aalijahwhite1661]

“I really don’t care how you eat your Oreos.” My new favorite quote.

[@aaliyah-fr8cf]

ur name is pretty af

[@aalijahwhite1661]

@@aaliyah-fr8cf yours is as well🍰✨

[@humancargo7285]

It's incredibly deep quote

[@kathyandjoel]

I would let this man hold my drink in a bar while I use the restroom.

[@breaded4skn731]

Wash your hands before returning to bar

[@GalacticPrince0101]

Says a gurl named Kathy

[@kravethedream]

Kathy looks like she's a freak between the sheets

[@gratephuldol]

Next think you know you're waking up next to him fully clothed in bed asking if you would like to know about his food quirks.

[@adamwithana8759]

#1 or 2? I just wanna know how much time I have...

[@matthewreist6530]

I crossed my fathers name off my birth certificate and put thereportoftheweek

[@ryanalexis5262]

Lol

[@ethansamuelson2414]

Good one

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Thank you son.

[@matthewreist6530]

@@TheReportOfTheWeek I love you dad

[@Fipoe212]

You're lucky enough to be called son by reportoftheweek

[@mrlevinielsen]

“I’m a sick twisted creature of the night” - Review Brah

[@toastyboi6371]

i can relate to this

[@bland9876]

that would explain a lot actually.

[@Iltbsm]

This video actually explains how he stays so incredibly slim despite reviewing fast food, energy drinks and having an unnatural circadian rhythm - no mayo, no milk, no salad dressing, no carbs via pasta. Go figure! Keep doing well, John!

[@monke980]

@Jeepman89 i wouldn't exactly call mayo an exciting element of one's life.

[@snooopdog6126]

@Jeepman89 you surely have an amazing life with that hatefull attitude of yours, for not reason

[@happysloth3208]

@Jeepman89 pasta is also bland too and it’s not exactly the most healthiest thing. Also after cutting out a lot of my pasta consumption, I get less stomach and skin issues. I prefer rice, over pasta since it’s not irritating. I do like spaghetti squash though and I think it’s better than pasta.

[@katiekekovich4488]

When he does his little smile. For whatever reason, I keep seeing Peter Parker (Spider-Man) and now I bet you can’t unsee it either at 5:00

[@Gamerchizkdkks]

Which one? Tobey, andrew or tom?

[@Gamerchizkdkks]

Hmmm, i think you referring to tobey

[@katiekekovich4488]

Obviously Tobey

[@FFje77]

Yeahh 😯😯

[@sarimhamid7810]

Tobey Maguire 😆

[@Teelirious]

Man, you are going to HATE my Fettucine-Hot-Dogs-n-Oreos-Mayo-Alfredo-Vinaigrette served in a Vlasic jar.

[@albertnortononymous9020]

You monster

[@itsral3n431]

You look like a creepy man

[@sparetime2475]

You forgot the MILK

[@introvertairways]

"I don't like mayonnaise" A bit weird but understandable. "I dip my Oreos in water instead of milk" *CALLS FBI*

[@inversional_loop]

Dude but... Have you tried it? Not dipping in a glass of course but after chugging a water? Shit dissolves in ur mouth

[@sangiinar]

How is not liking mayonnaise weird, shits gross asf

[@doomsdaydeathbyte54]

Oh really try arresting me for eating Oreos with Soda !!

[@redfinstudios6739]

@Adam l. Harper dude how is he a Karen? He has his opinions. Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting. So Stfu you clown

[@redfinstudios6739]

@@doomsdaydeathbyte54 I had oreos and Orange juice

[@OlrikMeister]

The fact that he keeps the mayo on the sandvich eventhough he doesn't like it shows us what a man of quality he really is.

[@lexie3811]

I want to see a house tour. That’s it.

[@FreeAmerican2024]

“Well hello ladies and gentleman, I’m your host of the report of the week and welcome to my crib.”

[@kaldogorath]

I don't think I've seen him shoot in the same place twice

[@weirdail]

He probably won’t do that due to the whole stalker situation. I wouldn’t blame him either.

[@crunchybroll4731]

@@weirdail stalker situation did he have a stalker?

[@taiganinenineseven3546]

From what I remember he thought he had multiple people stalking him. He even slept in parking lots in his car for a while because he wanted his family to be safe. Some people thought it was mental illness but I don’t think it was. The people stalking him might’ve even gotten ahold of his childhood photos somehow. I’m not totally sure about that, but I know there’s some floating around and I think it might’ve been the people stalking him that released them?

[@Repzion]

I love you.

[@residentsandvich8285]

Ha. Simp

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Awww .. shucks.

[@alexanderhough9175]

*S I M P*

[@komalchoony2076]

I would simp for brah

[@amorphoussolid8512]

@@komalchoony2076 same. No one else. ReviewBruh is totally acceptable

[@alfienoakesIII]

That 'mysterious' silver monolith found in the Utah desert - that was ReviewBrah's trouser press. It fell from a plane en route to RB's mansion.

[@bahaar2825]

😂

[@sn0lder]

a true patriotic gentleman dips his oreo in coffee

[@ajinkyatarodekar9099]

I have tried it. It tastes awesome.

[@sn0lder]

@@ajinkyatarodekar9099 yes, that's why i said it

[@its_a_poncho]

My dad and I would like that but not dipped 👀 Oreos and Coffee is good

[@lookoutpiano8877]

Sounds amazing. I will have to give that a shot.

[@rainman105]

Comment approved.

[@catcrapinahat]

This is the baddest dude on the freaking planet, he's like a real life john wick with a food review youtube channel.

[@jimbruttan69420]

John Wick kills with a pencil, reviewbrah kills with his food reviews

[@jamrep9633]

F pasta. I love it. It just fills me up too quick. I cant enjoy it but I love it. Tiny.tiny plates of a good pasta dish? I'm in. Rock on reviewbrah

[@jqqck6613]

The fact that he dresses up to film shows that he respects us enough as his audience to make himself presentable

[@hiimmiles1708]

He dresses like that every day. Like all the time

[@batorsagandszerelem4474]

I don't think he dressed up for this video. This is just Reviewbrah's regular sleeping attire

[@grifftrain]

He is a classy guy

[@joshwongwai3532]

Dude dresses up to clean his pool.

[@user-qu5zr9rj1k]

He’s just got drip

[@Schaffsbiggestfan]

POV: You have been invited to stay the night with Reviewbrah after dinner.

[@MrBluman999]

A man can dream

[@nickkerr6068]

@@MrBluman999 Or a woman 🤤🤤

[@saloneechadha8590]

@@nickkerr6068 😅 many women would dream

[@gman2015z]

Reviewbrah has the ladies in the next room waiting after this video.

[@Dr0dd]

don't give me hope

[@cherylpacinda4622]

I love it when he smiles & tries holding back his laugh! He’s adorable!

[@kmvstudios9072]

“I don’t eat my Oreos with milk” Me: I like ‘em plain too Reviewbrah: “I eat them with water” Me: if he was anybody else, I’d be mad

[@bcaye]

He never once said he drinks Oreos.

[@kmvstudios9072]

@@bcaye fixed

[@doomsdaydeathbyte54]

Try Soda

[@bcaye]

@@kmvstudios9072, good job!

[@george0287]

He said he washes them down with water

[@adogamerntg8060]

Family member: *doesn't like mayo* Me: "Tf is wrong with you" Reviewbrah: *doesn't like mayo* Me: "Respect"

[@iancal8478]

Your pfp..lmfao

[@bcaye]

@Persnikitty, can you provide documentation that mayonnaise originated in Japan?

[@fumothfan9]

Mayo is basically whipped eggs. If you don't like raw eggs you'll hate mayo.

[@thisiswrathspeaking2057]

@@fumothfan9 wait people eat (or drink) raw eggs? damn.

[@kylemcgill2966]

He eats it for the review though. He's the man.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

What in the name of Davy Jones’ locker is a SAL-LAD

[@Dani2wheels]

Saving all the fast internet for yourself, huh?

[@michaelspaulding7060]

I don't know Kim Joung-un what is a salad?

[@abefrohman81]

Does Davy Jones' locker have a name?

[@stringalongmike1953]

I'm not surprised the Dear Supreme Glorious Leader does not know about salads because he is a well known carnivore. The DPRK is not known for agriculture, horticulture or aquaculture.

[@Ren99510]

You see, it's what our food eats.

[@bradleyleacock3381]

Even when he doesn't like it he eats it and that's why he is the review brah..

[@meepandteep]

I was gonna like this comment but it has 69 likes

[@fennerr2030]

One of the few genuine souls left in this cursed world

[@themanwithredglasses6206]

Right

[@dianecandoflamtaps9557]

I love how how he gets into a really in-depth explanation and review, like he’s speaking about a five star, elegant restaurant, sounding like a true professional we might see being presented along side Gordon Ramsay. But instead he’s talking about how he prefers to eat Oreo cookies and his thoughts about pickles!! I just can’t get enough of you reviewbrah!! 👍👍👍👍

[@cd3631]

*"You may be shocked, you may be terrified"*

[@Keepsie_911.]

*Pickles*

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Lids

[@cd3631]

@ESparda A.K.A.悪魔の死神 _im crying i swear_

[@rebo4479]

@@TheReportOfTheWeek Pickle jar Lids

[@robertopavon7453]

I was shocked then terrified

[@nrgao]

The hot dog story resonates sooo deeply. I'm 32. I used to love them and legitimately eat them 2 or 3 times a week. In the 3rd grade, I was helping grade papers after finishing my work early and threw up all over the papers. I did the same thing the very next time I ate one as well. That was 24 years ago and I haven't touched one since.

[@JaneDoe-po4gu]

Oh my goodness

[@FRESHNESSSSSS]

I've gone from being mildly irritated by this chap to being a full, dyed-in-the-wool supporter over the last few months.

[@theALTF4]

@Adam l. Harper this guy is so wholesome and sweet, is mindboggling for me that people can hate him. hes weird...but a sweet kind of weird tbh. and in a world full of twitter twats, self-absorbed justice warriors, haters, bullies and obnoxious politics... his humbleness and soft spoken voice comes out as refreshing and welcome. i really like him : )

[@cookiesontoast9981]

You are the second person I've ever seen use the phrase "dyed in the wool" I guess it is something said more often in certain parts of the world then. The one other guy I've seen that says it in a lot of his videos, I just think he's strange when he says it.

[@rockdogg49]

“I don’t eat the lid” I was busting a gut after this and I think he couldn’t even hold it in

[@JaySubi53]

Time stamp it mate.

[@arkane7403]

@@JaySubi53 10:20

[@fruit7556]

i thought you said nut now gut for some reason

[@ianwatson6652]

,69th like

[@glennb33]

He never needs to shave. His follicles simply refuse to sprout hair. Out of respect. For a face that's God-tier as is.

[@maxpower10k]

He’s actually 12 and wearing daddy’s suit lol

[@loganmccrossen]

@@maxpower10k how dare you disrespect Lord ReviewBrah

[@jamesgatz5301]

Can you imagine randomly he has a big ass beard in a video. I’m waiting for that day.

[@Shadbraw]

Me: *likes mayo* Reviwebrah: *doesn't like mayo* Me: *doesn't like mayo*

[@zoeh.8316]

ReviewBrah respects your opinions tho. Eat what u like

[@JayInDecent]

How bout be ur own person and not follow some person on the internet

[@Yozamitsu]

“Putting Mayo in the hair is a very popular trend in 2020” Big Ed enters the chat 👁👄👁

[@jkeeng4]

I immediately thought of him 😂😂

[@zingerbear27]

🤢🤢🤢

[@Yozamitsu]

@@jkeeng4 yeah that shit is repulsive your literally a walking potato salad, deviled eggs, sandwich egg salad. It’s just disgusting 😭

[@MetalSandman999]

My older sister did that as a teenager all the way back in the 90's. One time at a sleepover, some of my friends thought it would be funny to put mayonaise on my head while I slept... Afterwards, when I went to wash the mayonaise and their blood out of my hair, I gotta say my hair was amazingly silky and smooth (and based on previous experience, it wasn't the blood) lol

[@ed-zn5bd]

Ah yes, I too wear a long sleeve, tie and vest when I dwell in my chambers to procure my rest.

[@MSCCA]

I had an aversion to noodles for most of my childhood and into my teenage years after a nightmare involving a worm in my pasta. I could still eat it noodles, but it was never something i craved or chose by my own volition. This video made me realize i haven't had this problem for many years now. Goes to show that, like you and hotdogs, these food quirks aren't necessarily permanent.

[@Draftsman_of_Doom]

I don't think John's (or your previous) aversion to noodles is that far fetched, when you consider that there is likely enough media where spaghetti turns out to be worms or entrails that there is a very strong possibility some creators may have similar food aversions. In fact, food aversions in general have influenced popular culture since at least the 20th Century, if not earlier. Consider the fact that an admittedly controversial (as influential as he was) Horror author, the late HP Lovecraft, had an allergy to seafood and incorporated his aversion into his horror stories.

[@MSCCA]

@@Draftsman_of_DoomI'm a Lovecraft fan. Maybe I'll write some fiction about spaghetti eldritch horrors.

[@Draftsman_of_Doom]

@@MSCCA That sounds like an interesting premise. Also, say what you want about Lovecraft's admitted prejudice, his style of writing has influenced countless people.

[@olianims]

I'm gonna go dip my oreos in mountain dew mixed with chicken noodle soup now

[@cupcakekittysly4641]

What the fuck

[@elp141]

You don’t know until you try it

[@jaredatanacio7375]

better yet, try dipping it on mayo

[@wowalamoiz9489]

@@cupcakekittysly4641 I read this comment in the VJ's voice from Who Killed Captain Alex.

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Hold on! You eat the sandwich WITH mayo just for us fans? We don't deserve you!*

[@Mojoblitz]

As soon as he lifted that jar of pickles up, I could feel the pickle industry's stock start to plummet

[@Squirrel_314]

Cucumber farmers worldwide are rocking back and forth in the fetal position as I type.

[@ManyBothansDied]

Mr. Vlasic is probably screaming at his people to do something about the goddam lids already!

[@vlaja29]

@@ManyBothansDied My surname is Vlašić, but I did know about this lol. My guess is they moved from Balkans because we are from there originally.

[@meme__supreme3373]

@@Squirrel_314 depends on if they are growing pickling cucumbers or non-pickling cucumbers. There are specific cucumbers that are used for making pickles, some that are used for salads and some other types.

[@Jac0bIAm]

Hahahahha 😂

[@ThatGuy-js4ok]

Joeysworldtour: Literally commits fast food genocid Reportoftheweek: critiques and criticizes a pickle jar lid

[@Ziroxyl]

ReviewBrah> Joey

[@damsanspokemon6413]

I like how he sounds so sincere because he knows people will get offended by his own opinion😂

[@jakeherington7237]

*Breaking news Mayo consumption drops to zero

[@yesplease29]

Yay

[@BugsyFoga]

Reviewbrah sleeping attire being a suit makes far too much sense.

[@ln5321]

"I don't eat the lid" You're missing out!

[@creativedesignation7880]

Yeah, why would he skip the crunchiest part?

[@thezencaliff8891]

The lid is my favorite

[@sofiazar16]

At this point you're not even human if you don't eat the lid

[@fernpark8880]

The Oreo and milk thing reminds me of the movie Friday. When he doesn't have any milk for the cereal, he's about to throw it out. Then his dad says "Better put some water on that damn shit!"

[@itsgeo6777]

A person once said that you watch him for the memes you see or you hear people making fun of him so you start to watch him and once you watch him you keep coming back to see him and the more you do you realize you end up liking him and subscribe and you want to keep watching him because it’s interesting and fun I guess and so that’s what happened to me I started liking watching him

[@eragonilo87]

yes my lord, i will stop eating these foods asap.

[@bradymiller7745]

I was about to like but then I saw the current number

[@yayawilliams8317]

Him: “ if ur in bed, pull the covers up high. Thats all i can say.” Me: “yes sir, so wise👁👄👁”

[@Greg29]

Regarding your hot dog story, the exact same thing happened to me, except with spaghetti, which I threw up in bed. I was so disgusted I couldn't eat it for years.

[@Stevenmulraney]

10:05 that jar is definitely missing pickles. He must have a pickle jar opener on staff.

[@arandom35yearold]

"I dont eat the lid" thank god you had me worried for a moment there

[@Archisorte]

POV: You woke up on Reviewbrah's bed after a long night at the bar.

[@williambeck6364]

.....and he looks like this!

[@amorphoussolid8512]

And I think 'oh thank all the stars this is the best possible outcome, better than I had any right to hope for after the obscenities I perpetrated last night'

[@jamesgatz5301]

*gets roofied* *wakes up to a baconator and RotW is giving you a full in depth review*

[@osukaa]

@@jamesgatz5301 😂

[@eeesuhhh]

If I could be so lucky

[@BlueEagle-yk6dg]

5:00 omg I do the exact same thing. My parents always make fun of me for having my cookies with water, but it's so much better. The cookie doesn't need to be any heavier, it just needs some light moister.

[@Taradays]

Try microwaving them as well

[@Destrokkz]

the fact this person that can only be described as "ancient alien interpretation of how a human is" has THIS MUCH charisma baffles me

[@Avelcaine]

There's a lot of appeal in being true to yourself, and a shocking number of folks just aren't capable of it. Almost no one does it all the time, no matter what. This dude (occasional flights of irony aside) is always genuine, which is a sort of excellence that everyone can appreciate, even if they don't relate to him directly.

[@theycallmebeast1837]

Again. This man is so mysterious. So many unknowns. Just the realist, chillist dawg out there. A mans man.

[@liquidblueyes]

It would behoove the pasta industry to apologize to Reviewbrah for creating a product that makes him feel uncomfortable.

[@bobbyiello7066]

use elastic bands for pickle lids... the big fat blue broccoli bandanas once stretched r the best. ezpz openning anything with elastics wrapped around the lid

[@camobash2462]

Yay. I finally found someone who doesn’t eat salads with dressing. My whole family doesn’t get dressing on their salads and people think it’s so weird

[@theSlowBroke]

I'm the only one in my family this way. I especially get weird looks here in Texas where they dish it with more dressing than salad.

[@MinatheRaichu]

I eat some salads with just salt n lemon. I like sour

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

i don’t use dressing either, it ruins the point of salads being healthy. plus i like the taste of an undressed salad

[@doomedamerica]

You are weird, and i dont like it!

[@hollydaugherty2620]

Not really. There are vitamins that require some amount of fat for the vitamins to be useable by the human body. A traditional olive oil and vinegar dressing is perfectly healthy. Fat does not equal unhealthy. It is a human necessity. @@anonymouscheesepie3768

[@paulcrowe3383]

"Milk does not bother me, it never has" killed me.

[@CosmosTheMouse]

"Maybe I'm a sick, twisted, creature of the night" *waves around his long Nosferatuesque fingers*

[@thegoodkush1017]

You described mayo perfectly, "it just bothers me" 😂

[@mattc4284]

Personally I enjoy dipping my oreos in a glass of whiskey.

[@propanedealerhank]

Nice

[@nixter8739]

Try baileys..... whiskey and cream best of both worlds

[@tcmtcm1133]

My kind of people!!!!

[@nugginfutz]

Dad?

[@FULLMETALCAR]

Thats fuckin nasty lol

[@FaithfulTemplar]

ReviewBrah: *uploads* Me: My excitement is immeasurable, and my day isn't ruined.

[@MrJonjontheman]

and my day is *saved*

[@roddmatsui3554]

I texturize my food as I see fit. “I hope no one is harmed by it, I hope no one is hurt by it,” this is very funny. Like a crazy mad tea party, that’s what this is like.

[@CODmontages110]

I’m so glad he reassured us that we anything we like is normal. I always thought it was weird that I dip my Oreo cookies in the pickle jar juice. Now I’m no longer ashamed.

[@colbywhite4192]

“I wanted to make a casual video for you today” *still wears a suit and tie*

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

I have to say: seeing ReviewBrah in such casual attire is very surprising!

[@tiredapplestar]

No pasta?! No mayo?! And to think, I was about to leave my husband for you!

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Nobody's perfect.

[@atexcj]

@@TheReportOfTheWeek yo are lol

[@asenozukum5522]

😂

[@grifftrain]

I love the way classes up you tube. It’s nice to see someone who treats his audience with respect

[@sidhanthdas2196]

Man called that “sleeping attire” 😂

[@jokerproduction]

I only like mayo in my tuna fish and I've recently enjoyed the spicy mayo of the spicy popeyes chicken sandwich. Other than that mayo i not worthy.

[@misterbulger]

Put pickles in your tuna too

[@ristekostadinov2820]

Where i live (in Europe) some restaurants are cooking their mayo instead of buying, man curry mayo is so good. I am addicted to mayo im 24 and i've got hooked up when i was 5-6 years old. Im trying to do my best and not eat every day because it makes my skin on the head greasy.

[@ArtemisiaDS3]

@@misterbulger Best combo for tuna: Mayonnaise, sweet relish, mushed boiled eggs, and a little dab of mustard. Trust me it's amazing. It's basically egg salad but with meat

[@ArtemisiaDS3]

Same I only like mayo on some things. Chicken salad, tuna salad, etc. Maybe on a sandwich with ham and sometimes on a burger. Other than that I hate mayonaise

[@ComfortableWedgie]

@@ristekostadinov2820 I love mayo!!

[@Just_a_turtle_chad]

A Turtle approved this review.

[@ScoobertTheVile]

Nice

[@silverback2773]

Nice

[@MarkCadz]

Mice

[@rocketgarcia5245]

Rice

[@lefroy1]

Dice

[@ArkhitektonOffical]

I totally know what you mean by the salad dressing. I always just go with a little bit of vinegar for flavor, salt, pepper, and add some fruit like berries. The fruit and vinegar balance out well, don't add much moisture like dressings, and the salt makes it pop, and I just like adding black pepper or Italian seasonings

[@inksuckeye1]

I was in bed and was a little cold and was immediately comfortable when he suggested I pull it up. He knows me so well.

[@jiul4907]

Of course god knows you

[@slipperysausage1]

Kids, don’t forget to put out the cookies and water for Santa!

[@ashiyyn]

It's too bad he doesn't exist.

[@PapaJodster]

@@ashiyyn someone’s upset about receiving coal

[@Verm1n]

@@ashiyyn H A Y A T O

[@ashiyyn]

@@Verm1n Unoriginal and unfunny.

[@Psycho_Spock]

His Brahness has spoken. Pickles will be DELETED from our plane of existence and Oreos shall never touch the unholiest of creams again. - Brah 6:13

[@ihatecommunism9958]

"I don't like mayonnaise." *Brah, are you trying to start a war? You gotta be more careful about what you say..*

[@DanielMendoza-ny1hs]

I've never been so interested in someone's food quirks before

[@VannieEats]

I drink water with my Oreos too. You’re not alone 😂

[@marykoufalis7666]

But do you dunk them in water like our Lord?

[@nathancarter6017]

Been eating Oreos in water my whole life. Like Oreos, don't like milk. It's the soft consistency you're going for anyway the milk adds nothing.

[@smith1008]

@@nathancarter6017 woah weird

[@frankvincent310]

Have you ever considered streaming on twitch or is that not possible because of partnership with youtube? Sorry if you have already answered this question.

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

I don't think I can because I'm with KZbin, so I thought. Maybe I'm wrong? It seems exhausting streaming for hours on end.

[@TProphet]

@@TheReportOfTheWeek There is a tool that allows streaming to both Twitch and KZbin: onetwostream.com/blog/twitch-youtube-streaming/ - why not livestream the VORW broadcast? You're doing it live anyway. :)

[@HarmlessComment]

@@TProphet he can stream where he wants and how he wants, his fans will find him.

[@MaRKeyBoY2000]

@@TheReportOfTheWeek you absolutely can stream on twitch as well as post videos on KZbin!

[@richardridings3336]

Definitely stream your radio show! I wouldn't do it on KZbin due to algorithms. But that's a whole other market for your business!