I Review Canadian "Candy"

Today I dive into the wonderful world of Canadian "candy" and give my honest unbiased review... it's pretty much all ketchup...
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[@nonotthatkindofsasquatch]

He’s enjoying his last moments until the Canadian government shows up and takes him away.

[@CodyLedger]

*and the candy*

[@krimorant]

They're watching...even from the comments...

[@lizardKingproductions902]

Jokes on you they already did and his punishment is to review their candy

[@-pogdog5214]

@@CodyLedger *yes*

[@SchismTheAbsoluteDumbass]

congrats. you are the designated most liked comment of the video

[@vinxow3162]

Mark: "They're either Canadian or have the Canadian mood" Australia: "Tim Tams are made by Arnott, the biggest biscuit company in Australia

[@ShacysPagelings]

I knew i feel like Tim Tam is not Canadian.

[@Stargatealldaway1872]

I cried a little when he said that,

[@Hulayyy]

I live for Tim Tams

[@spartans8199]

I was ligit about to mention the timtams being aussie

[@uhmhi4602]

tim tams are crying :)

[@sloth4235]

“We don’t have bears in America” 😂 I guess the huge black bear I saw in the mountains in a hike was just Markiplier in a bear suit

[@user-E_674]

and Canada had bears

[@camerongcarpenter]

that was a canadian bear

[@Im-in-a-toaster]

It was mr fazington

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

lol but like, IMAGINE if it was though!

[@jeremiahpuckett5836]

@@camerongcarpenter there aren’t any Canadian bears. The Romans called the black bear Ursus Americanus. Aka American Black Bear. 😂

[@jasonclark605]

Markiplier:"eats one whippet" and casually goes to the heaven gates 🤣🤣

[@bc4108]

I was really hoping he'd love them. Both as a Canadian and a Quebecer. Poutine and whippets are our lifeblood 🩸 (Poutines only in quebec though bc they taste like buttcheeks anywhere else).

[@puggyman01]

@@bc4108 I have only eaten homemade poutine. I can’t trust other people with food.

[@teeleaf9252]

Mark eating a Crunchie not knowing it's hard was probably one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[@anifsky1065]

*Coffee Crisp >:(((

[@swiffur4170]

@@anifsky1065 what

[@that_one_weeb_4589]

@@anifsky1065 no, coffee crisp is coffee. Not a crunchie

[@Sinreven]

@@anifsky1065 Crunchie is a Sponge Toffee bar

[@lexthequeer]

That surprised me too because here in australia our Crunchie is a much more light and airy honeycomb

[@GeckyWecky]

Mark: Trying Canadian candies! **pulls out TimTams** Australians: What

[@personreviewslife]

Thank you! My cousins from Australia introduced us to those long ago.

[@courtofreels6253]

@@personreviewslife same!

[@Will-O-thee-Wisp]

As a Canadian, it surprised me to see TimTams. We love them so much that we import them, as I've tried them, they're pretty good. But I'm pretty sure it's written on the package that they're Australian. 😆

[@con8459]

No I think what you meant was: *oi*

[@brettmccans1073]

I was bout to say

[@lucasking3851]

He added 11 more stages to the 5 stages of grief with those reactions 😂

[@sylasculp9917]

As a Canadian I can confirm that the Maple Cream is one of the best snacks to exist

[@commenter4368]

Damn right

[@user-gv4mi9cd2y]

We have them in the northeast USA too. Kinda mid, but my grandmother went through a phase of being addicted to them

[@Shreklington]

Bro its awesome

[@nezuko8971]

Love your pfp

[@puggyman01]

@@user-gv4mi9cd2y I think I had that in Wisconsin? Can’t remember.

[@koreboii]

“It’s kinda like a butterfinger if butterfinger was a lot staler and more concrete. It’s like a tasty ROCK!” Mark wtf

[@kerikrogel9126]

I'm guessing it's like Sea Foam candy, from Michigan.

[@johnhornsby]

I mean that is exactly what the candy tastes like though. :D

[@MageSkeleton]

i loved that description

[@colinwisbey8887]

He ate it wrong but he was right

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 8921

[@GreatestFilmaker]

I love how his mentality is if it’s not American it’s Canadian

[@cpfodarkvader]

yep, aren't half of those originally from the UK ?

[@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268]

I believe that was the joke

[@bucket6990]

@@cpfodarkvader ye lmao

[@the.muffin]

Me when i saw the tim tams lolol

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

The guy needs to try Cheezies. Now THOSE are a true Canadian snack!

[@Kale501]

As a canadian, I can verify that we do not put ketchup on our aero chocolate

[@_korbo_]

Wow, fake canadian.

[@SOMERANDOMDUDESomething]

As a canadian to i confirm and you are rigth we do not dip chocolate i speak french

[@Lunaskylette]

As a Canadian, I can verify it’s not ketchup, but mustard that we dip our chocolates in

[@Lunar_Blacksmith]

The editing on this video was top notch. Definitely had me laughing. Amazing editing. RIP Canadians and your favorite snacks, but if you were expecting Mark to be a fair and unbiased person to legit review snacks you are in the wrong place lol.

[@mrmlgpro426]

mark: "wow tim tams, canadians know their stuff" the entirety of Australia: "am i a joke to you?"

[@dunttheblade]

True

[@jessssss5681]

lmaoo and NZ

[@aaronw3149]

sadness

[@archermathers3250]

@@aaronw3149 yess exactly lol

[@alightsineace8958]

Imma fight Canada

[@katiehaddock3526]

“ these may not be Canadian” First things I see: Australian, British, British, German :))

[@pyrocringicalxd9849]

@monstershagger ...i agree, ill be dimma damned if i dont ask this hooman which ones they are talkin about, HOOMAN WHO MADE COMMENT, PLZ TELL, ME CURIOUS (Sorry for purposefully sounding like a dumbass XD)

[@SammyLindstrom666]

Only thing I see that isn't Canadian is timtams .... elaborate, this Canadian is now curious

[@bigchungus7050]

We got all of these in canada

[@Bee-pb9nj]

@@SammyLindstrom666 avaliable in canada ≠ canadian

[@wexmell]

@@SammyLindstrom666 They may be available in Canada, but aren't Canadian. Like Lays are from the US and Smarties are from the UK.

[@Eramidas]

While Mark discovers hot sauce on popcorn, I'm watching him while eating Takis popcorn, and it is quite good

[@EzraPlutoCharles]

I remember always being so excited for Aero mini bars on Halloween. They were in the big pack with Coffee Crisps and Smarties. I love Ketchup Chips!! Tomatoes are so good. Favourite fruit. Big ones I eat like apples, small like grapes. All Dressed Chips are so good! One of my favourite flavours. Whippets are like Wagon Wheels. Loved those as a kid. Didn't get them a whole lot but a great snack. I also speak both English and French cause I did Immersion from K-Grade 9. Never had a Tim Tam. Fucking LOVE Crunchy bars! My favourite chocolate bar. Sponge Toffee is amazing. One of my favourite candies. Bear Paws! I loved getting these in lunches! Soft cookies. I used to also bring those to work with me on my way to have for breakfast. Maple Creme cookies are okay. Smarties! Yes! Caramilks are so good! Never had Bridge Mix but something similar. I kinda like them. I can't eat Oh Henry's. OMGs have other things and I've had the ones without nuts and they're really good. I don't think I've had Goodies. Ketchup seasoning! Love that seasoning brand. They make good All Dressed seasoning. No Name brand Popcorn! Nice combo! LISTEN TO/WATCH DISTRACTIBLE! I still want more Canadian content.

[@brendankelly5823]

"Reviewing Canadian Candy" Me, a Scot living in Australia: "you sit upon a throne of LIES"

[@stormywolfhowls]

me, a new Zealander: yes LIES, LIES I tell you

[@flup4362]

ayyy new zealand that's where i live

[@bonniehalkett7648]

@@flup4362 same!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"The only reason I think it's Canadian because of the bigass maple leaf on it" I mean he wasn't wrong

[@ritvikmishra8388]

As Canadian I can assure he is not wrong, we label almost all of our food with the maple 🍁

[@-im-aim]

🍁

[@aztriq9037]

we love our flag

[@Choco____1]

That's another one for the list along with Disrupt, the theorist channels, Oversimplified, Kento Bento, meme channels. cinema summary, steven he, and now markiplier.

[@umbralimbo2104]

Maple syrup for life.

[@DamienS515S]

The fact that I am Canadian and haven’t tried a few of these “candies” (snacks as people call them) and also for the crunchie bar, I usually let it melt in my mouth, taste better, way more flavour.

[@naut7560]

when i saw mark put ketchup on the chocolate i paused the video and walked away for 5 minutes in sheer shock

[@beanie_babe_xo6799]

“I feel like this is not a weird thing in Canada.” Putting ketchup on chocolate (an Aero bar no less) feels more illegal than Mark fighting our endangered animals

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

Of the

[@tivabunny5288]

Extremely illegal

[@ozzyosman8948]

nooooooooooooooooo

[@ameliajales5307]

@WΑΝΤ Ś Έ'X !!! lοοκ my νιdeο ! get some help, nobody wants that.

[@Woofpro8]

Mark: Calls bear paws bad. Canadian elementary and middle schoolers: dies inside

[@jessikapiche6097]

true, but they still taste so cheap compare to the actual molasse cookies they are suppose to be! Terribly cheap on flavor, crumbly, just terrible.

[@jhonshmo8400]

true but he's right they taste like nothing

[@mONkAy-bg5ue]

True

[@ashton_alexander]

As a Canadian very true I grew up on bear paws but now that I think about it, they do taste like nothing very cheap quality.

[@Ikury_X]

they taste pretty meh but its like every single person i know's childhood so its good 👍

[@JadenSkeens]

7:22 that sneeze😂 Bless you mark

[@RealSilverMilk]

As a fellow Canadian, I can confirm most of these snacks are Canadian

[@pridedragon7386]

Mark: “We don’t have bears in America.” Me: *Looks outside to see a bear stuck in my trash bin* “You hear that! Your not real!”

[@Coolcookiez]

I knew it, it always made no sense. Their just big chocolate covered raccoons 😒

[@retska2346]

@@Coolcookiez damn overgrown hamsters 😤

[@FlameTheFaithful]

HAH😂😂

[@BillyB386]

In Russia the bin stuck inside a bear

[@nitrowolf225]

Mark: “We don’t have bears in America” Me, an American, watching this to calm down after my dad almost hit a bear while we were driving through the mountains

[@carissa7599]

aRE U OK???

[@kinsey7894]

You okay? That’s crazy

[@splashtheskeleton8257]

I live in Tennessee, we’ve got bears

[@brennuswhite1845]

The mountains of canada** they don't have bears in America sillyyyyyy

[@hansmario8183]

Probably American cosplayer wandering the woods

[@kallimccarthy7975]

As a Canadian I'm so happy that Mark found snacks he liked. If Mark wants to come back, he should come to Newfoundland!! I have a feeling that he would like the culture and the food here, but just a thought :)

[@rain3449]

Agreed! We need another one of these videos with pineapple crush included

[@Ifurseeingthisurshort]

DEFINITELY

[@chrismckinnon3976]

Mark: I’m gonna clean my palate with canadia’s candy Also Mark: I need a palate cleanser

[@jormungandr5563]

The Canadians might be slightly annoyed, but every Australian wants his blood.

[@liv4750]

facts

[@kaydeeeyd2657]

the minute i saw tim tams i RAN to the comments

[@pidj.]

Him saying how Canadian it sounded and then complimenting them on it ahaha

[@miriam1256]

i’m annoyed 🥲

[@kimberlywilliams7567]

Right!?! 😂

[@rinkuinku]

Fun fact about the English and French labeling here: it’s illegal to mass produce a product and not have it labeled in both French and English.

[@kiraasmos]

Wait how did I not know this?!

[@nariaein]

thank you for the fun fact

[@sandpaperchan5086]

Yeah :)

[@eternallk1ngs_57]

Why? It seems pretty dumb

[@FPSBird]

@@eternallk1ngs_57 because on if the biggest provinces speaks mostly french, not English and we also have 2 official languages

[@Kiwiqwp]

24:46 the moment mark figured out that hot sauce on popcorn is THE BEST, is hilarious to me 😭

[@AnxiousHell]

**Zoned out doing makeup** "You have homework." -mark **Confused fear**

[@vwgames49]

This video should be renamed: “Mark offends Canadians, Brits, and Australians for 26 Minutes”

[@crimsonrunner01]

Some of those snacks can be found in South Africa

[@vwgames49]

@@crimsonrunner01 Maybe it’s a commonwealth thing

[@suneedee3376]

and scotland lmaooo

[@sargentr.a.t5468]

Yeah ikr when he said timtams where Canadian I almost cried

[@ihearthiguchiichiyo]

@@sargentr.a.t5468 same

[@vargamour]

"Timtams are Canadian" Mark, please know that every Australian is now out for your blood.

[@schaynegeorge4793]

Me, Australian: Woo, candy video. Also me spotting the TimTams: fuck it, we stole lamingtons and pavlova and like 6 other things from NZ.

[@BaconBoy3142]

@Blake Brisson same here

[@TPund]

Actual Mark quote: I dunno if Tim Tams are Canadian, but they sound Canadian

[@vargamour]

@@schaynegeorge4793 hey no! Those are ours. Don't believe the kiwi propaganda

[@idontlikeitproductions3509]

You came to Australia, Mark! You should know better!

[@-_PlutoLuto_-]

I had no idea Bear Paws were only in Canada, as a Canadian I can tell you this video made me laugh

[@Chris-hs2tm]

Fun fact, "Crunchies" is a dry honeycomb snack! On Guam (talking from personal experience) we eat those as a snack, for those who don't know the texture is like biting into those green foam things that hold flowers.

[@burger_lady]

I love the texture of those😌 I’ve seen a version that usually comes around Christmas that actually look like big rocks and are ROUGH to chew through because of their shape😭 Still love em💀

[@lps-emily]

IS THIS HOW PEOPLE IN JAPAN FEEL WHEN AMERICAN KZbinRS DO THIS-

[@confusedbeansoup3077]

Yes. (I’m not Japanese)

[@san-seochu]

Yes.

[@oatmeal147]

Yes.

[@jamesleonard1967]

Yes

[@coolmen611]

Absolutely.

[@uwucidal]

Alternate title: Markiplier mildly offends Canadians for 26 minutes

[@austonmatthews2866]

lmao fr. as a canadian, this was very offencive.

[@taylorthebaffon5096]

As a canadian i was disapointed you did not get some more of the hidden delicious candy

[@zonecalibur372]

Offensive and funny, just what I need

[@aarona6420]

HOW DARE HE BESMIRCH OUR BELOVED KETCHUP-BASED SNACKS

[@void669]

@@taylorthebaffon5096 yeah of everything here the only one I would tell someone to try is the ketchup chips, but I don't think they taste like ketchup

[@seangingras6068]

y'know the ketchup seasonings? you're supposed to put a little bit in the bag and mix it up real good and then you get the good taste

[@user-sx2bc5jh3t]

As a Canadian i can say that im truly disappointed that he did not have all dressed ruffles as in my opinion those are the best chip

[@systemdoesmusic]

"its like middle earth, but up north" as a Canadian, that is way too fucking accurate

[@ballinlikecurry450]

@Gabe why is that so accurate

[@Milestone850]

Tru...

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Maybe for wizards, dwarves, and Men. We sure as hell ain't Hobbits.

[@fisherbarry9997]

If ur looking to find orcs just go to hamilton

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@fisherbarry9997 Nah. Scarborough is where the Orcs are at.

[@roisin3876]

Mark - 'TimTams sure sound Canadian' Every Australian - "Sure Mark"

[@bloodyexe1615]

Exactly!

[@lemekicampbell1226]

Australia: Tim Tams are an iconic snack of australia. Mark: Tim Tams sound Canadian.

[@MONTYGUMBALL]

The Tim Tam Slam is where you bit both ends of a Tim Tam, and the cookie in it acts like a straw, so you can drink milk or coffee with it, and once you can suck anymore, you take it out and it has the snap of the chocolate, combined with the cold milk inside makes it milky and soft.

[@BlueStopSign]

Mark eating a Tim Tam: “God damn, you Canadians know how to live.” Australians: AHEM

[@swoononmobile]

Yup

[@leek.3671]

Ikr? xD Literally my reaction hahaha

[@KhaoticL0ki]

EXACTLY

[@kyntak5244]

he didn’t even use the tim tam as a straw for milk :(

[@phoebesmith4066]

Blasphemy 🤦‍♀️ Australian snack and didn't do a Tim Tam Slam 😢

[@doctriv8596]

Alt title: "Mark manages to insult every nation in the western hemisphere in 25 minutes"

[@cass6082]

He’s even got a few in the Eastern Hemisphere since Australians and South Africans share some of these snacks too. He’s Mr. Worldwide

[@icypop-real]

"I think they put it the water to be honest-" Ah yes I love waking up to a good ol glass of maple water

[@Legallystupid13]

As a Canadian, whippets are one of my favourite store bought desserts😭😭

[@mr.jtophat]

Mark "if these aren't American, they're Canadian" Australians and Brits in the audience **sees timtams, aero, smarties, and crunchie** _"so you have chosen death"_

[@Szamer]

If he does this in Australia he will be confused.

[@blazeinferno2860]

True, also i don't know where he got the cinnamon in the smarties tho

[@ratchet1271]

@@blazeinferno2860 yeah, absolutely baffling to me too, and he also didn't have a coffee crisp which I'm not sure it in other places outside Canada, but still.

[@darkfire8615]

I love aero’s

[@MelieneGardner]

Yet he didn't try Coffee Crisp. Which is *actually* Canadian.

[@dandischinosvarietyhour1655]

"My mouth is full of sin. Dirty, American sin." -Me, midway through a Big Mac

[@kingbob126]

Big macs are world wide this doesn't make a lot of sense too... ohhhhhh wait yes America thinks everything is theirs LMAO

[@AlexGarcia-rz9gp]

@@kingbob126 Yooo you are very petty bro. Chill out. MCDONALDS is an American company and was founded there. Plus many Americans eat McDonalds while it is obviously not healthy (American Sin). Just calm down and keep politics out of a comment section about snacks. Not everyone needs to be informed of your prejudices towards Americans lol.

[@kingbob126]

@@AlexGarcia-rz9gp Actually I'm reciting something Markiplier addressed in this video , went way over your head apparently. There is no prejudice in what I said America is a decent place, but the fact that you got upset tells me a lot about you personally. :) and not everyone needs to be informed? Actually isn't that one of your rights? freedom of speech/expression ? It is pointless for you to tell me I can't make a comment (which was a joke by the way) going off the comment YOU made, you seem very idiotic and self consumed

[@dadguy8415]

@@kingbob126 Wow your so smart

[@starthornfromscratch2718]

@@kingbob126 I do get your point and I do not think that they should have told you not to speak (again, because freedom of speech and because what you said was a joke lol) but McDonalds is an American company, so technically it is American even if it has spread to other places. ^^' There wasn't any reason to get mad at the original joke either, since as you seem to have said, you shouldn't get mad at jokes. (Agreed on most fronts.) If I got anything wrong with your explanation please explain. :)

[@jaqs5974]

i love lixian editing sm

[@Gameboys-gg7re]

As a Canadian we do not put ketchup on everything😊

[@Joshlovespizza]

Markiplier, “I did my best guys, sorry if it’s not Canadian.” Everyone, “ThAT NoT CaNaDIan! ThaT is fRom (insert country)”

[@emptyricebowl]

Ok but Tim tams were unjustified

[@doesit.damien]

The netherlands

[@thaliaoakenshield320]

ThAT NoT CaNaDIan! ThaT is fRom CaNAdiA! *dont ask, my adhd has been out of whack

[@iialleysparksii5297]

@@thaliaoakenshield320 can relate

[@skullworth2456]

TimsTams are from Australia do ur research then just guessing where it from ( I’m Australian an Ik this)

[@weaponenthusiast2623]

“I’m gonna get everything on the Tim Horton’s menu” I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THAT VIDEO

[@MrFolksyseekr809]

Yo same. I hope he tries literally everything.

[@isla3458]

HE SHOULD GET KEITH FROM THE TRY GUYS TO COLLAB WITH HIM

[@molddew5271]

@@isla3458 AGREED

[@DC_DUDE_401]

Me too! It’ll be great!

[@No-ci7he]

I just hope for the sake of those poor timmies workers that he hits all the 3-4 tims in his area instead of ordering everything from one tims

[@matthewburton7092]

Wow! I love your vids mark, thanks for making me happy for all of these years… I am great-full.

[@cherylchislett2368]

it hurts to hear as an australian mark say "canadians know how to live" while eating timtams (still love you mark)

[@wileyiscool9630]

Mark: "We don't have bears in america" Me: *visible confusion*

[@badkarma8606]

same lmao

[@vannessax9400]

there are no bears, only hee hoo

[@piperb2479]

it was the himbo in him peeking out

[@jensendavis640]

Yeah lol, I wonder what that bear looking creature I saw in the forest one day was. It was probably just sarcasm though

[@danielhuneke5862]

Me: *in Louisiana watching a bear tear into my blue cooler* this must be a really big honey badger.

[@juliagipson4553]

Mark: “we don’t have bears in America” Bears in America: are we a joke to you

[@annatheartperson]

CA (whose flag is a bear): **angry Californian noises**

[@melonlad3684]

Black bears in Louisiana, angry omnivore noises

[@skribblet.]

Yes, yes they are

[@cessnafun5385]

Bears are a government conspiracy, they're just dogs that took up bodybuilding as a sport.

[@boii6569]

Bears will be hauting on marks dreams

[@HelloKitty-tv4vn]

Mark having chocolate with ketchup: "why do Canadians have ketchup with chocolate..? that's just weird" Canadians: "we don't.." Tim Tam is a brand of chocolate biscuit introduced by the Australian biscuit company Arnott's in 1964. It consists of two malted biscuits separated by a light hard chocolate cream filling and coated in a thin layer of textured chocolate.

[@BottFuso]

I have never had Whippets but they look just like Mallomars which are extremely yummy/ Oh Henrys are an old time candy bars and these are just mini versions. Lastly I commend you for knowing the difference between smarties and smarties, you are a wealth of knowledge with little or no practical use!

[@zk_otb1264]

CSIS, RCMP, Special Forces, and National defense are all watching him dip aeros in ketchup.

[@kingoftherats4110]

Don't forget the Canadian Revenue Agency

[@brandensooknanan3041]

Trudeau is about to start a nationwide manhunt for Mark

[@adoptdontshop3911]

What about the FBI?

[@EZ4S30NG]

Canadians are weird man, smh Why mix ketchup with Chocolate ?🤷‍♂️

[@hotmessmom6871]

Now he’s going to get arrested

[@ogtrashbag3380]

“Tim tams just sound Canadian” *screams in Australia*

[@aidreean4804]

Straya

[@xanderferrari8823]

Straya

[@willowkaszynski186]

same with the bubble chocolate

[@KaosDreamer]

Right? Course Arnott's is owned by the US now. Both during Campell's owning them and the investment group that bought them from Campell's. But still I am super glad to at least have the basics in the US through Target and occasionally the company I work for. My wife is Australian so I have been hooked for years now. Currently I have a package of Kensington Pride Mango and Cream on my desk.

[@willowkaszynski186]

@@KaosDreamer Idk why it makes me SO mad to hear that Arnotts is now owned by the US but it has. XD Please take good care of Polly. (Polly is the parrot on the brand)

[@HarleenHarpe]

Seeing Mark put ketchup on chocolate killed me on the inside

[@KingOfdemmons-tt3cd]

the second he whipped out the ketchup lays my brain was like "what if u just ate lays with ketchup" I got up and now I am enjoying lays with ketchup

[@bcrich792000]

He's gonna feel real crappy when he finds out TimTams are Australian.

[@thenutgod284]

I am very disappointed in Mark.

[@Void_9119]

Haha that's what I was thinking

[@Dan-wm6ss]

i am actually kinda frustrated because he didnt find out that timtams are australian lmaooo

[@griseo1586]

I’m shaking and crying rn, how could he do this???

[@dusty2663]

Literally look up where Tim Tams are made Mark...

[@perpetuallyhighastro-guy2270]

Mark: “eh. Not bad.” Also Mark: “I could devastate an entire countryside of crispers and no one could stop me.”

[@vincenttrigg4521]

They also have multiple flavors :)

[@SBGFSisBroGamingFun]

As a canadian, thank u 4 the part about "Canada is a magical place" thing😊

[@xcentric_gaming9264]

"Like the god of chocolate" *chomp* Casually ascends

[@blu_nades]

Out of all the countries in the world, Canada is definitely one of them of all time

[@rave755]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@castleclaash200playsyoutub5]

It appears the sky is blue

[@Aeririn]

@@manlyboyman1220 car bien sûr quelqu'un devrait juste.... *soupir*

[@-zainplays-2838]

HMMMM...Yes the floor here seemed to be made of floor...

[@xui856]

The sun appears to be hot

[@Transit0422]

Mark: puts ketchup on chocolate Mark: “I feel like this isn’t a weird thing in Canada” Me, a Canadian: THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY WEIRD IN CANADA

[@real_melody_barnes]

It feels WRONG.

[@StaceyIsles]

Disgraced the chocolate gods

[@dogeinacactus180]

I've seen people do it before lmao

[@wolfiethegachaguys9959]

As a fellow Canadian I can confirm that it is a wierd American thing

[@pizzadrip8881]

I know right.

[@fragles_1]

as an australian, im offended he just said it's canadian candy, and food and didnt include us. most of the items on that table are here, too!

[@AaronTom-tj2gu]

2:06 the poor popcorn

[@expertmedal386]

Mark: “Tim tams sound Canadian so im guessing their Canadian” Me as Australia: *”And I took that as an offence”*

[@alikat890]

Me an Australian that lives on Canada.... I felt the same 😅

[@lewismackay9533]

I think at least 50% of everything he has there isn't Canadian xD Even the ones that say they are Canadian are made in other countries too or copying a snack from another country.

[@pixiren]

saame lmao

[@alphawagon3571]

Your profile pic enhances this comment.

[@derekvowels9034]

I'm Canadian, and I take offense to him thinking they would be Canadian,,, cause they're mediocre at best

[@koolkat4321]

"everything in Canada is maple based, I think they put it in the water" okay, but have you smelled our money yet Mark?

[@yourlefttoe215]

Lmao yeess

[@VivekYadav-ds8oz]

nooo way, does your money smell like maple syrup too?

[@diiii_mond]

Wait...does your money actually smell like maple. 👀

[@stevenhepworth5760]

The greatest thing about our country

[@CoCoNuT-dq7ez]

Only our 100s bud

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

Protonjon: panicked and concerned screaming VanossGaming: Angry Owl boy noises Failboat: confusion The Great Clement: Angry Swearing GG Gabriel Gaming: Trauma Haruka: soul leaves body

[@trytobestme7545]

Yes Canada. It is a frozen hostile wasteland, and there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After digging a hole in the the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an igloo to protect ourselves. From poplar bears and flying hockey pucks!

[@cleodoesstuff8248]

Markiplier: "Tim Tams are canadian" Me: Angry Australian noises

[@semiautomatic7415]

mhm same

[@danyrista4429]

dont worry canada is bassicly air-conditioned australia

[@matthewdias393]

I'm Canadian and this was me

[@mango4981]

@@danyrista4429 if we had spiders like Australia, I would just stop aliving

[@danyrista4429]

@@mango4981 true that but think about it, we got them raccons, these things are savage beast

[@MeowMaeda]

Mark: "We don't have bears in America" Me: *Flashbacks of Unus Annus to multiple bear problems.*

[@GodzillasGhostGaming]

Yes officer, this one! They're illegally typing the uncensored version of *[REDACTED]* !

[@datdragonboi9354]

Bro I miss *[Redacted Channel]* so much

[@verdantater9797]

@@GodzillasGhostGaming Hey you! stop snitching on this person who said the name [Unavailable].

[@hexon1069]

Bruh guys stop talking about [-----no files available ------] so much ugh

[@anonym7347]

Also Yellow Stone

[@Scopemoney3475]

As a Canadian this make me proud. Here my list of those; 1. Coffe crisp, 2.Whippet 2. Bear paws 3. Smarties 4 i never had anymore

[@wudugat3761]

I have been eating tapatio with popcorn since I was a kid, it’s kinda awesome seeing someone discover popcorn/hot sauce combo!

[@ziyard9639]

Markiplier: "its like an oreo, but with chocolate inside as well.." Chocolate oreos: *cries in corner*

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Huh.

[@forgthegodoffrogs7840]

Fudgeos

[@BaconCheeze_Burger3060]

U have 666 likes on this comment. LOL

[@rinl.6924]

they also have chocolate covered chocolate oreos now.

[@blemmchan]

The biscuits inside are completely different tho.

[@blipwibble6977]

10% of the intro: “I’m going to be eating candy” 90% of the intro: “I am in Canadia” *restart* “I AM IN CANADA TO CLEANSE MY AMERICAN SINS”

[@cameronsiebert1721]

“Canadia”

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Whattt

[@teaboi3605]

Yessir

[@sethender443]

THIS IS WAT U DO WITH TIM TAMS: First bite a hole on each end of the Tim Tam Then suck hot coffee through the Tim Tam allowing the liquid to melt the Tim Tam making it moist and ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS

[@ChurroPole]

The whippets reaction makes me want to see mark react to Danish “flødeboller”

[@JayJeremiahC]

My neighborhood would often put Tapatio sauce on popcorn so I can say it works with that too

[@BK_Silvally]

Mark: “puts ketchup on chocolate” “I bet this isn’t a weird thing in Canada” Me a Canadian: “It’s a VERY weird thing in Canada!”

[@-grimzin-]

True. It's quite weird.

[@anonymus-bigman]

yes I thought the same thing lol

[@dysenutke3714]

yea

[@amandacrawford7340]

im honestly offended he chose to get the lays brand instead of Ol Dutch, OD is so much better!

[@devonspike8349]

It’s weird because he’s doing it all wrong dark chocolate and bbq chips! It’s surprising good!

[@RBloodvade]

Mark: *explains what an American smarty is* My brain: * we have those too they're just called "rockets" in Canada*

[@THEButterKING25]

Chalk has never tasted so good

[@Shoppe44]

I don’t really like rockets (I’m also Canadian) there are only some flavours that I like from them

[@rosellacobiskey2484]

If it makes you feel any better "Whippets" is a colloquialism in the US for huffing CO2 canisters

[@Hthe]

But we do have actual smarties

[@hershwq]

@@rosellacobiskey2484 yea the actual treat is usually referred to as a wagon wheel (atleast in Western Canada where I'm from) so I always thought that brand name was funny

[@blazy_wolfy_love]

"Its ok" **aggressive sneeze** "but it's not that good" LIKE ARE YOU GOOD MARK?-

[@wilcoxway]

As somebody who is decently familiar with some of these snack items: Bear Claws are best with strong drinks like coffee or hot chocolate. Also Whippets are amazing.

[@lush-lad]

My boy Mark really saw anything on shelf that he hadn’t seen in America and assumed it was Canadian

[@Brandon2940]

I mean.... that's totallly fair

[@jayi31]

@@Brandon2940 no it isnt

[@ezekielryan4358]

i don't think he knew what was a Canadian snack...

[@Phoenix_3807]

Yep

[@GabAllThePizza]

Well... He's kinda right thou

[@med5674]

Mark: eats smarties “why is it spicy” Me: Visible confusion

[@Rain593]

I felt the same thing. Like.... wat.

[@MystoRobot]

Spicy huh? Something clearly happened during shipping... something very nefarious.

[@jrmsproductions8775]

Same here.

[@Tea-sg6cb]

SAME. I was like wait wh???

[@vasilia6142]

same i am confused why he say smarties spicy its never spicey I love smarties

[@BlackBearAnimations]

22:57 - “via drone” got me rolling for no reason 😂

[@EliteTeammate]

The Wall installation chocolate bar segment made me laugh so much 🤣

[@undestifined]

Mark: “we don’t have bears in America” Me living in Virginia looking out the door staring at a brown bear digging through our trash: You’re right, no bears here.

[@benjaminherbst6315]

Just oversized racoons

[@justanotherthey7814]

@@benjaminherbst6315 😭✋

[@syra1541]

in California we kind of killed all of our bears ://

[@jackhockins9039]

I had to shoot one yesterday!!!

[@certified_moron_rock]

Me but on a walk in florida

[@midnightstar1289]

"I'm not really a dark chocolate kinda guy but-" * proceeds to explain why he loves dark chocolate *

[@twoface2945]

Yea lol

[@evelynnvernaz]

I don't love dark chocolate but I get what he means. I like white chocolate but that's not actually chocolate so the darker the chocolate the more "real" it is

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Niceee

[@midnightstar1289]

@@evelynnvernaz you know milk chocolate is real chocolate though right? i get that white chocolate isn't chocolate but milk chocolate is still real chocolate.

[@berry_straws]

Why did I only just see a map of Canada for the first time 💀

[@sillygeko-xd6nj]

Tim Tam is a popular Australian biscuit brand introduced by Arnott's in 1964.

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: *puts Ketchup on his chocolate* Canadians: *angry Canadian noises*

[@crystaldragon512]

IM CANADIAN

[@Alastor_0214]

@@crystaldragon512 same

[@stonedhamster3207]

Wait i didn't even watch that part yet he WHAT

[@Pyrolol]

Canadians wont make angry noises, they'll just kindly inform you that that's not okay

[@mr.magicmumbles4039]

Correction, *Angry Eh noises

[@MalcolmVT]

Title: canadian candy Mark: *throws timtams on the table* Sir you have made a critical error

[@taurus_says_hi8404]

* cries bogan tears *

[@vask-hx6io]

Bro that’s what I thought I was confused

[@helix.7689]

at least someone said it

[@STRABRee]

crunchies, tim tams, smarties, and aeros are all in australia

[@Linebecken]

Also Aero's and crunchies are UK chocos and a whippet is just a tunnocks tea cake.

[@kaity8969]

the fact that he said that "we don't have any bears in America" even though we do lmao

[@Cujo_Red]

I was born and raised in Canada, so seeing all of these makes me feel very nostalgic and happy 😊

[@Cujo_Red]

Okay nevermind im not happy anymore WHY WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP ON THE ART THAT IS KETCHUP CHIPS