I Review Canadian "Candy"

[@teeleaf9252]

Mark eating a Crunchie not knowing it's hard was probably one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[@anifsky1065]

*Coffee Crisp >:(((

[@swiffur4170]

@@anifsky1065 what

[@that_one_weeb_4589]

@@anifsky1065 no, coffee crisp is coffee. Not a crunchie

[@Sinreven]

@@anifsky1065 Crunchie is a Sponge Toffee bar

[@lexthequeer]

That surprised me too because here in australia our Crunchie is a much more light and airy honeycomb

[@undestifined]

Mark: “we don’t have bears in America” Me living in Virginia looking out the door staring at a brown bear digging through our trash: You’re right, no bears here.

[@benjaminherbst6315]

Just oversized racoons

[@justanotherthey7814]

@@benjaminherbst6315 😭✋

[@syra1541]

in California we kind of killed all of our bears ://

[@jackhockins9039]

I had to shoot one yesterday!!!

[@DDOG-EATERR]

Me but on a walk in florida

[@MeowMaeda]

Mark: "We don't have bears in America" Me: *Flashbacks of Unus Annus to multiple bear problems.*

[@GodzillasGhostGaming]

Yes officer, this one! They're illegally typing the uncensored version of *[REDACTED]* !

[@datdragonboi9354]

Bro I miss *[Redacted Channel]* so much

[@verdan_ater]

@@GodzillasGhostGaming Hey you! stop snitching on this person who said the name [Unavailable].

[@hexon1069]

Bruh guys stop talking about [-----no files available ------] so much ugh

[@anonym7347]

Also Yellow Stone

[@Mikfire]

As a Canadian, it feels good to be reminded that my country exists

[@jagblocks3592]

Ong it’s like there’s nothing special about our country except for maple syrup

[@polopourt]

And donuts. We are the biggest donut producing country

[@Braydennewcombe]

Bro like fr not America every one acts like we don’t exist

[@Sleepystuffy]

@@jagblocks3592there are many special things about Canada. Maple syrup, TIM HORTONS, hockey (the only reason Americans are good at hockey is cuz Canadian players). Here are things we invented that are used daily, peanut butter, walkie talkie, electric wheelchairs, basketball believe it or not. You wouldn’t have basketball without us.

[@Roméo_le_brocoli_italien]

Same >:D

[@BlueStopSign]

Mark eating a Tim Tam: “God damn, you Canadians know how to live.” Australians: AHEM

[@TheRealSwoon]

Yup

[@leek.3671]

Ikr? xD Literally my reaction hahaha

[@KhaoticL0ki]

EXACTLY

[@kyntak5244]

he didn’t even use the tim tam as a straw for milk :(

[@phoebesmith4066]

Blasphemy 🤦‍♀️ Australian snack and didn't do a Tim Tam Slam 😢

[@Model8197]

Mark: *Puts Ketchup on Ketchup Chips to make them taste better* The Entire Heinz Company: That’s Illegal

[@god3163]

Yeah Im not afraid to admit that was a mistake

[@chaselovedad]

more like the entirety of Canada

[@sirpicklesplays]

Let’s go ketchup chips

[@god3163]

@@sirpicklesplays no pun intended

[@Monkeybomb0]

You keep popping up everywhere?

[@lps-emily]

IS THIS HOW PEOPLE IN JAPAN FEEL WHEN AMERICAN KZbinRS DO THIS-

[@confusedbeansoup3077]

Yes. (I’m not Japanese)

[@sssc_c]

Yes.

[@oatmeal147]

Yes.

[@jamesleonard1967]

Yes

[@coolmen611]

Absolutely.

[@TriforcePrince9]

*screaming in Canadian anguish* 4:45 “YOU HAVE TO LET THE BUBBLES MELT”!!

[@Ink_Axolotl]

Wait seriously-

[@conn8500]

​@@Ink_Axolotlyes😢

[@cjfelldownagain]

I don't lol

[@jaggerstarantulas9316]

Aeros are British in origin

[@cjfelldownagain]

@@jaggerstarantulas9316 Most of Canada is anyway

[@vinxow3162]

Mark: "They're either Canadian or have the Canadian mood" Australia: "Tim Tams are made by Arnott, the biggest biscuit company in Australia

[@ShacysPagelings]

I knew i feel like Tim Tam is not Canadian.

[@Stargatealldaway1872]

I cried a little when he said that,

[@Hulayyy]

I live for Tim Tams

[@spartans8199]

I was ligit about to mention the timtams being aussie

[@uhmhi4602]

tim tams are crying :)

[@Altpollo]

Mark: This is a pretty good chip (Starts going into detail about how he would kill the chips without mercy and spare no one.)

[@udayrandhawa9950]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@notreallyrat7895]

i want to like this but its at 420

[@Falling_Starrs]

​@@notreallyrat7895 3 years ago and no likes, genuinely tragic

[@Kjf365]

Mark accidentally discovering he likes hot sauce on popcorn is probably the funniest non-gaming thing I've witnessed on this channel.

[@claremorningstar537]

Every Mexican: 👀

[@sororsn]

Wait till he finds that there's Takis popcorn

[@Crackrzz]

@@sororsn Nooooooo. Don't want him just sucking the powder off and leaving the wet popcorn. ROFL!

[@jetblack5941]

wait till he discovers jalapeno salt on popcorn, same thing without the wet

[@Sageddegas]

@@jetblack5941 unless he just licks it off... because that’s how they end up wet

[@battlejman7439]

10:55 first time having whippets is something else

[@victoriagoodman1247]

The maple cookies “You only eat 2 or 3 of these. You never eat the whole thing.” *me at work nomming the whole pack*

[@seoulshay3362]

I once ate two packs 😭😭 in one go!! Do not recommend but it was so good

[@jayus2033]

As a Canadian I hate those cookies. I only eat 1 and puke.

[@DracosKasurani]

Just dip them in milk, it is much better :P

[@ApplePie_88]

Agreed

[@cjfelldownagain]

As a child I once ate so many in 1 sitting that I couldn't eat them again for years

[@nigelcabel5797]

Mark talking about the Maple Cookies: "You only eat two or three of these" Me, a Canadian: "Haha, yeah … two or three..."

[@connorthompson4030]

Me a new Englander: yeah only two or three and only in Canada definitely...

[@anniebeauregard1964]

Can relate

[@NightStarGamer]

Yeah I can eat a whole box of those maple cookies. Though he is right they are great dipped in milk or coffee.

[@reetunusunus38]

Yeah three times four maybe

[@thedetoking6058]

Litterally whenever i eat some i have to eat the whole box

[@koreboii]

“It’s kinda like a butterfinger if butterfinger was a lot staler and more concrete. It’s like a tasty ROCK!” Mark wtf

[@kerikrogel9126]

I'm guessing it's like Sea Foam candy, from Michigan.

[@johnhornsby]

I mean that is exactly what the candy tastes like though. :D

[@MageSkeleton]

i loved that description

[@colinwisbey8887]

He ate it wrong but he was right

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 8921

[@connormccoy6178]

Mark: “What do I put ketchup on?” Me: “A hot dog.” Mark: “Not pickles.”

[@Lex-iy9kv]

The “hell yeah brother” was the most American thing you’ve said in this entire video.

[@lillianlasombra]

Timestamp?

[@Lex-iy9kv]

5:40

[@UnknownKayyy]

White American*

[@dadguy8415]

20:02 that's the most American

[@Lex-iy9kv]

@@UnknownKayyy you right

[@zk_otb1264]

CSIS, RCMP, Special Forces, and National defense are all watching him dip aeros in ketchup.

[@kingoftherats4110]

Don't forget the Canadian Revenue Agency

[@brandensooknanan3041]

Trudeau is about to start a nationwide manhunt for Mark

[@adoptdontshop3911]

What about the FBI?

[@EZ4S30NG]

Canadians are weird man, smh Why mix ketchup with Chocolate ?🤷‍♂️

[@hotmessmom6871]

Now he’s going to get arrested

[@DarkLink1996.]

Mark: "Putting pickles and ketchup into the same sandwich sounds weird, but we did it." Have you... have you never eaten a burger with pickles, Mark?

[@theunknown8340]

That's what you call a burger from either McDonalds or Burger King

[@vayornk3883]

When i was watching this i was eating a ham pickle and ketchup sandwitch

[@0kan3ki]

no

[@skyretiredtimetraveler2061]

Yeah but ketchup on burgers tastes like shit

[@gratefulgamer7907]

@@vayornk3883 why were you eating witches made out of sand, covered in ham, pickles, and ketchup?

[@Beppylisa]

For the timtam, something we do is the Tim tam slam. You bite off one corner then the opposite, after that you use it like a straw for hot chocolate.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"The only reason I think it's Canadian because of the bigass maple leaf on it" I mean he wasn't wrong

[@ritvikmishra8388]

As Canadian I can assure he is not wrong, we label almost all of our food with the maple 🍁

[@-im-aim]

🍁

[@aztriq9037]

we love our flag

[@Choco____1]

That's another one for the list along with Disrupt, the theorist channels, Oversimplified, Kento Bento, meme channels. cinema summary, steven he, and now markiplier.

[@umbralimbo2104]

Maple syrup for life.

[@Woofpro8]

Mark: Calls bear paws bad. Canadian elementary and middle schoolers: dies inside

[@jessikapiche6097]

true, but they still taste so cheap compare to the actual molasse cookies they are suppose to be! Terribly cheap on flavor, crumbly, just terrible.

[@jhonshmo8400]

true but he's right they taste like nothing

[@ducknuts-f5f]

True

[@ashton_alexander]

As a Canadian very true I grew up on bear paws but now that I think about it, they do taste like nothing very cheap quality.

[@Ikury_X]

they taste pretty meh but its like every single person i know's childhood so its good 👍

[@cheetahrat88]

"You really have your own free will here." Sounds like reverse psychology to me

[@thedrunksteve14]

I wont slap you

[@adi4305]

THAT'S THE FUCKING CUTEST DUCK I'VE SEENNN

[@megalodonsniperelite]

Cute duck I slap

[@kozuu8024]

I’ll fucking slap you ❤️

[@mestaz]

cute duck and heart

[@godzillakingofthemonsters54]

11:44, 🎶When hunger comes along, you must whippet. Before the french candy is gone, you must whippet.🎵

[@spacejockeyindustries]

Devo references. Love it!

[@weaponenthusiast2623]

“I’m gonna get everything on the Tim Horton’s menu” I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THAT VIDEO

[@MrFolksyseekr809]

Yo same. I hope he tries literally everything.

[@isla3458]

HE SHOULD GET KEITH FROM THE TRY GUYS TO COLLAB WITH HIM

[@molddew5271]

@@isla3458 AGREED

[@DC_DUDE_401]

Me too! It’ll be great!

[@No-ci7he]

I just hope for the sake of those poor timmies workers that he hits all the 3-4 tims in his area instead of ordering everything from one tims

[@GeckyWecky]

Mark: Trying Canadian candies! **pulls out TimTams** Australians: What

[@personreviewslife]

Thank you! My cousins from Australia introduced us to those long ago.

[@courtofreels6253]

@@personreviewslife same!

[@Will-O-thee-Wisp]

As a Canadian, it surprised me to see TimTams. We love them so much that we import them, as I've tried them, they're pretty good. But I'm pretty sure it's written on the package that they're Australian. 😆

[@con8459]

No I think what you meant was: *oi*

[@brettmccans1073]

I was bout to say

[@med5674]

Mark: eats smarties “why is it spicy” Me: Visible confusion

[@Rain593]

I felt the same thing. Like.... wat.

[@MystoRobot]

Spicy huh? Something clearly happened during shipping... something very nefarious.

[@jrmsproductions8775]

Same here.

[@DegoobleDegoobee]

SAME. I was like wait wh???

[@vasilia6142]

same i am confused why he say smarties spicy its never spicey I love smarties

[@monkeyman1251]

I’m Canadian. And I have to say. I really enjoyed your humour and laughter. I am 22 years old. You are very funny. Especially for when you cracked me up when you were eating those ketchup chips. I agree with you 100%. They are so good. For people that are hating on you. For being offensive. I think it’s quite the opposite. I think you’re just thinking.

[@Exploding_Pencils14]

Average canadian trying to be mean:

[@cerealkiller1024]

Wait people thought this was offensive? Also why do you use so many periods? Sorry for being a grammar police, but I'm really not sure if your just trying to set a particular tone or if you desperately need to learn conjunctions and commas.

[@3starsburningbright]

@@cerealkiller1024 debatable whether “a grammar police” is grammatically correct either lmao also *you’re

[@cerealkiller1024]

@@3starsburningbright lol

[@mrjiggly1]

mark: "wow tim tams, canadians know their stuff" the entirety of Australia: "am i a joke to you?"

[@dunttheblade]

True

[@jessssss5681]

lmaoo and NZ

[@aaronw3149]

sadness

[@archermathers3250]

@@aaronw3149 yess exactly lol

[@alightsineace8958]

Imma fight Canada

[@blipwibble6977]

10% of the intro: “I’m going to be eating candy” 90% of the intro: “I am in Canadia” *restart* “I AM IN CANADA TO CLEANSE MY AMERICAN SINS”

[@cameronsiebert1721]

“Canadia”

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Whattt

[@teaboi3605]

Yessir

[@sethender443]

THIS IS WAT U DO WITH TIM TAMS: First bite a hole on each end of the Tim Tam Then suck hot coffee through the Tim Tam allowing the liquid to melt the Tim Tam making it moist and ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS

[@LuigiFan77]

"my mouth is full of sin"

[@jazzberends4055]

Mark: *likes hot sauce on popcorn* Also Mark: "THE SMARTIES ARE SPICY!!"

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

he didn't say he doesn't like spice. Those 2 things have no correlation.

[@lucyinchat]

Spicy ≠ Hot. Cinnamon is just a weird flavor.

[@mothcatcher893]

@@lucyinchat hot sauce is spicy.

[@Biankalicious15]

Plus there is 0g of cinnamon in a smartie 😂😂 so idk what the hell was on is fingers that he tasted 😂

[@ace_of_crows8041]

Smaties arent cinnamonny

[@CopperPenny53]

Me being a Canadian and not realizing that half of these foods are Canadian: 👁👄👁

[@aspen9085]

Ah that’s because half of them aren’t. (Not actually half but like for example the tim tams are Australian)

[@KermitBagel]

"We don't have bears in America" **Doubts in [REDACTED]**

[@hypotheticalhippo2327]

Portions of this comment need to be redacted for legal reasons

[@purplesweater1134]

You legally have to delete this comment or I will contact the FBI

[@aaqka]

i am the fbi they contacted me

[@areakastudios6704]

Unus annus Doesn't exist.

[@maxwellpekich4985]

In what?

[@ziyard9639]

Markiplier: "its like an oreo, but with chocolate inside as well.." Chocolate oreos: *cries in corner*

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Huh.

[@forgthegodoffrogs7840]

Fudgeos

[@BaconCheeze_Burger3060]

U have 666 likes on this comment. LOL

[@rinl.6924]

they also have chocolate covered chocolate oreos now.

[@blemmchan]

The biscuits inside are completely different tho.

[@xeilld]

listening to mark review food is like being on a date with someone who never shuts up but has such a nice voice you dont complain

[@doublej3369]

Exactly, and you just sort of start to zone out of what he's actually saying

[@andylugo3873]

so i just need a nice voice then :C

[@untitledmisou]

what a good analogy

[@springgamefpcn9101]

😂 Why does that make sense

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Have you never went on a date with markiplier

[@phrogg_p592]

Wait until he finds out about the raspberry filled Whippets

[@sherrisdouglas6994]

The packaging things with French and English is a legal thing. Officially Canada is bilingual and thusly their packaging must be bilingual, super easy way to tell if something is made in Canada and licsenced in Canada

[@daometh]

living in Quebec when I was young I didn't know why we had an English side. then as I got older I realise it was way easier that way and way more convenient.

[@camsauvageau8597]

@@daometh same

[@MathouManson]

For living in quebec in confirm

[@CharcoalMarsh]

I always forget that the English and french packaging is a thing exclusive to Canada lol

[@PotatoTortoise]

it is a legal thing to have bilingual packaging, but it doesn't have to have "two fronts" like the whippets box did. you can have just one front as long as you repeat the words in the other language, most commonly on cereal boxes since the back of the box typically has little games on it and such

[@MalcolmVT]

Title: canadian candy Mark: *throws timtams on the table* Sir you have made a critical error

[@taurus_says_hi8404]

* cries bogan tears *

[@vask-hx6io]

Bro that’s what I thought I was confused

[@helix.7689]

at least someone said it

[@Corbni]

crunchies, tim tams, smarties, and aeros are all in australia

[@Linebecken]

Also Aero's and crunchies are UK chocos and a whippet is just a tunnocks tea cake.

[@perpetuallyhighastro-guy2270]

Mark: “eh. Not bad.” Also Mark: “I could devastate an entire countryside of crispers and no one could stop me.”

[@vincenttrigg4521]

They also have multiple flavors :)

[@DeathsquadMarksman]

7:37 As a Canadian, this is most CERTAINLY a weird thing in Canada.

[@samsemy6825]

Basically the actual Canadians watching this: If I wasn't Canadian, I'd be angry as a Canadian.

[@bellogoat]

lmao fax

[@WilhelmWilder]

@@bellogoat ...HaliFAX that is

[@poseidonm7]

@@WilhelmWilder XD

[@skywolf6666]

Canadian here, I was laughing half the time and yelling at the screen for the other half. Whoever's the Canadian representative in the group needs to be taken out back and... apologized for. Some OG Canadian food would be Nanaimo Bars, pecan butter tarts, or poutines, or Timbits... He needs some variety. XD

[@charlielearn1893]

@@skywolf6666 as a Canadian as well I'd have to agree.

[@creepypastime1664]

Markiplier Trying Hot Sauce on Popcorn: I've discovered something. Me, a Hispanic: um...about that.

[@renasc6611]

Saaame 🤣

[@thebigsad8689]

Heheheheh...

[@Kennymation]

I was like?? How can you love spicy food and never put hot sauce on popcorn!!

[@anti-socialmedia]

And me, a Candian, never ever ever seen anyone here do that lol.

[@mezf]

how bout that sweet sweet Valentina on your popcorn huh?

[@justanotherchxmical]

Mark, eating Smarties: "Why are these spicy?!" *Him, only a few minutes ago, eating all-dressed crisps.*

[@matmetivier]

But then proceeds to eat frank's on popcorn??? Maybe BC smarties have spice in them, otherwise I'm worried for his spice tolerance

[@brodyburke810]

All dressed chips are delicious 🤤

[@strawhatali5728]

@@matmetivier smarties aren’t spicy 😂 it’s literally milk chocolate coated in candy you’d know if u had them

[@matmetivier]

@@strawhatali5728 okay yes so it’s him 😂 I had a lot of them, especially at Halloween 🙄 but now I’m all about mini coffee crisps

[@ariek3512]

I think coffee crisps are disgusting😃🔫👈🏻

[@SoIarDrift]

14:50 Mark: they're soft but they taste bad! Also mark: **continues to eat it**

[@eri-chan1943]

It wasn’t until this day that Mark realised how many Australian fans he had.

[@CreamyVR]

*sigh*

[@joanneharbis2440]

When I saw timtam I was like “yeahhhh someone lied to him”

[@sourfrog21]

Same, I’m not even Australian but I know what TimTams are

[@katetanner28]

I know right? Plus the sheer number of things we also have. Smarties, crunchies, aero, royals (our whippets), plus one of the bridge mix basically being a malteser

[@emmylouispog]

Hello. Pfp is hella pog

[@nathanbohlig6931]

Mark: *Shoots chocolate with ketchup* Also Mark: *Why would Canada do this?*

[@michaelB_64]

We don't, however those ketchup chips... Pretty good

[@ItalianCountryball11]

@@michaelB_64they look gross.

[@shawnadowswell4604]

​@ItalianCountryball11 Don't judge a book by it's cover

[@Hoshizora2763]

@@ItalianCountryball11 They're so good man.

[@carterfry1450]

No one: Mark about every one of the “Canadian” snacks he tries: “idk if this is Canadian.”

[@0-4-00AM]

EVERY ONE BUT THE KETCHUP CHIPS HELP😭😭

[@PSVitaat2am]

It just might be!

[@willthewild1]

@UC6_olk4iz8pBpHEfPlKMWNA no I’m Canadian you can get those at any grocery store

[@sholva6809]

Alot of them aren't Canadian just imported into Canada like Smarties, Crunchie and Tim Tams

[@willthewild1]

@@sholva6809 yeah very true

[@Xiox321]

It's always interesting watching videos like this. I usually learn a lot about the country that I was born and live in for 30+ years. I had never heard of most of these.

[@PhantomFandubs]

"I think they put it in the water." *Me, a Canadian, nervously looking at maple water.*

[@alext2640]

Excuse me did you just say _maple water_

[@hajidle]

@BRIGHT Kineeh smells like propaganda

[@PunMister]

@BRIGHT Kineeh smells like propaganda

[@earthtodevon]

@BRIGHT Kineeh smells like propaganda

[@aaaameeera]

@BRIGHT Kineeh smells like propaganda

[@ogtrashbag3380]

“Tim tams just sound Canadian” *screams in Australia*

[@aidreean4804]

Straya

[@xanderferrari8823]

Straya

[@willowkaszynski186]

same with the bubble chocolate

[@KaosDreamer]

Right? Course Arnott's is owned by the US now. Both during Campell's owning them and the investment group that bought them from Campell's. But still I am super glad to at least have the basics in the US through Target and occasionally the company I work for. My wife is Australian so I have been hooked for years now. Currently I have a package of Kensington Pride Mango and Cream on my desk.

[@willowkaszynski186]

@@KaosDreamer Idk why it makes me SO mad to hear that Arnotts is now owned by the US but it has. XD Please take good care of Polly. (Polly is the parrot on the brand)

[@AidenBourgault]

1:01 only watching this cuz i'm Canadian

[@lauraahlm2055]

Me to

[@AidenBourgault]

@lauraahlm2055 yeah

[@Halloweenvr-pm6gh]

Me to

[@Zouk-zf2mu]

Me too

[@Zouk-zf2mu]

Me 5

[@koolkat4321]

"everything in Canada is maple based, I think they put it in the water" okay, but have you smelled our money yet Mark?

[@yourlefttoe215]

Lmao yeess

[@comradepeter87]

nooo way, does your money smell like maple syrup too?

[@diiii_mond]

Wait...does your money actually smell like maple. 👀

[@stevenhepworth5760]

The greatest thing about our country

[@CoCoNuT-dq7ez]

Only our 100s bud

[@HicksGaming_20]

“It’s like a tasty rock” - Markiplier 2021

[@HicksGaming_20]

@@drakeadams8607 I’ve tried that a lot of times and when I tasted it with milk, like you said, I was in heaven

[@justjax518]

@@HicksGaming_20 i gotta try that

[@liagamer4265]

Ive always wabted to eat a rock

[@HicksGaming_20]

@@liagamer4265 same😂

[@natto_yukito9035]

Mark: "it's like if I put hot sauce in popcorn" Me, a Mexican: "so a normal movie night"

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

Try salt and vinegar as a drink 1/3 cup of salt in 2/3 cup of white vinegar

[@killswitch6786]

Shi u right 😂 hola mío migo!

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

I drink hot sauce, by itself

[@aditianand2396]

yeppppp, for me its valentina on everything

[@jgerajak]

And the chocolate cookies! Do you know Chocolatinas? Just normal cookies and Mark was surprised by them

[@Notimportant-c6m]

Franks red hot on popcorn is the ABSOLUTE BEST I LOVE IT MARK THANK YOU! 🙏🏻

[@beanie_babe_xo6799]

“I feel like this is not a weird thing in Canada.” Putting ketchup on chocolate (an Aero bar no less) feels more illegal than Mark fighting our endangered animals

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

Of the

[@tivabunny]

Extremely illegal

[@ozzyosman8948]

nooooooooooooooooo

[@ameliajales5307]

@WΑΝΤ Ś Έ'X !!! lοοκ my νιdeο ! get some help, nobody wants that.

[@adamquinn3230]

@@ozzyosman8948omg SOAD pfp is awesome

[@jormungandr5563]

The Canadians might be slightly annoyed, but every Australian wants his blood.

[@liv4750]

facts

[@kaydeeeyd2657]

the minute i saw tim tams i RAN to the comments

[@pidj.]

Him saying how Canadian it sounded and then complimenting them on it ahaha

[@miriam1256]

i’m annoyed 🥲

[@kimberlywilliams7567]

Right!?! 😂

[@taurusandlibra2638]

Mark saying “we don’t have bears in America” sent me to a new realm

[@zoeyhopkins3272]

One without bears?

[@ProtoTerra]

i could Bear ly hold back laughter ur sa major big deal

[@Alex_skittles1]

He underrated those maple cookies so much, they are so freaking good.

[@LetsNerdOut]

"We don't have bears in Americs" Me who lives in the Appalachian mountains: So there was big ass dogs

[@Multifand0mwh0re420]

Me in Minnesota... basically Canada

[@sarah-by5ky]

Me in Alaska: 😐

[@SuperZechs]

@@sarah-by5ky geography wise, you’re in Canada so it’s a understandable misunderstanding

[@cecilaleksander8873]

those were actually ROUS-es(rodents of unusual size)

[@UmbraHollow]

Mark: Tim tams are Canadian Every Australian ever: *so you have chosen death*

[@amandalad4781]

Tim tams are not Canadian! Tim hortans is Canadian

[@johncass-cook8306]

New zealander*

[@amelia-ge1rg]

@@amandalad4781 can't tell if you're serious or not...but if you are, wtf are you on about😭😭

[@mishkarae]

It's just pure sacrilege 🤣

[@lungz9260]

@@amelia-ge1rg she ain’t wrong lol, that’s coming from a certified canadian

[@wyattgray2831]

Just for everyone who has never tried Smarties before: Smarties aren't spicy. They're just chocolate with candy coating and they're delicious.

[@dweebybanana5050]

i think it was spicy for him because of the drink he drank before eating them

[@ChokedOnStupidity]

Chocolate- smarties have chocolate-?? Why was I not informEd

[@metalmario1231]

also thats what the candy known as rockets is called in america

[@WulfyFang3]

Smarties are more of a marzipan candy, not chocolate. You must be thinking of something else.

[@VitoKnight731]

@@WulfyFang3 no they are definetly chocolate coated candy we got them here too. Exactly the same as in the video

[@KitCat.O_o]

My childhood was built upon bear paws

[@InferiorMoney]

Americans: Enjoy eating multiple rolls of "Old school Smarties" Mark: Tries a handful of Canadian ones and gets PTSD

[@josephdomshy4068]

He should have also gotten Canadian Rockets

[@ThatOneFriendlyDude]

@@josephdomshy4068 Pretty sure Rockets would be the name given to them up here since Smarties are a chocolate snack that likely existed up here before Rockets made their way north

[@sccommentaries2283]

Their not Canadian

[@Malcador-TWOM]

@@sccommentaries2283 they are. There's tons of nestle factories in canada, and the smarties he's eating are in fact made in canada, therefore yes they are canadian

[@Almighty_DarkLord]

Message to mark I hope you see this the video "Special Message from Miranda’s Dad" is getting out of control turn off the comments (I seriously contemplated saying this and hurting you but something needs to be donne)sorry for hijacking your comment I just really want to say this

[@merencina]

Absolutely no one: Mark: * eating chocolate dipped in ketchup * how could canadians do this

[@judestarbabypup]

The Canadian delicacy ✨

[@AMustachioedYoshi]

I have many concerns when it comes to ketchup on chocolate... just..... why? I mean, to each their own, I never personally liked ketchup chips, but I realize that ketchup goes good with some food.... I'm canadian, and I still question the mere idea of ketchup on chocolate, and ketchup flavoured potato chips

[@bruhm4571]

@@judestarbabypup Ah yes, the shit and piss of snacks

[@armydillo4101]

Trust me, we don't. I hate ketchup.

[@YoloBH]

@@armydillo4101 yeah we don’t ketchup and chocolate that’s wierd

[@ImNotFinn]

broke my heart when Mark called Tim Tams Canadian and not Australian

[@ileiahall7523]

haha only way I knew that was through Granny to be honest.

[@piperhope8036]

I’m furious about the tim tams, most iconic snack for Australia

[@jayleeshaw7169]

Tim Tams are goood

[@rileyjones5529]

Same, annoyed me so much

[@veronicamacovei6502]

he said that he doesn't actually know where they're originally from guys

[@AleksisBukov]

Mark: i put ketchup on a lot of things. ADHD: kicks in.

[@piccotgaming5248]

As a Canadian, I couldn't help but laugh when he said "I think they put maple syrup in the water" 🤣🤣

[@pineapplepie3584]

Same

[@bradynsousa9894]

Same lmfao 🤣

[@BirdDana]

Well, we put it on snow and eat it, sooo

[@Samantha-ly7zq]

Sup imma Canadian to, and I also laughed my ass off

[@theadepper3113]

you guys didn't relies they do- my water the other day was sweet and brown or is that bad- oh god

[@MrXlchaoslx]

Australians: our most two proudest products? Timtams and Vegemite Americans: good job Canada

[@tsmswrestlerlawl]

I really don’t think an American has said good job to Vegemite 💀

[@mehemynxm6974]

@@tsmswrestlerlawl weak taste buds

[@jamesnaumann248]

Also with the whippets, we have royals lol

[@slaydox811]

us aussie are pro

[@MrXlchaoslx]

@@tsmswrestlerlawl i can smell the weakness on your dainty breath, as they say "tablespoon of cement" big girl

[@blackfang1228]

Mark: "We don't have bears" Also Mark: lives in a state with a bear on the state flag

[@embyveddii6521]

@aola wili what

[@ScoutBostonAnonStuds]

@@embyveddii6521 Clearly this is about the bear :P

[@Ownxer]

what state is that?

[@jaemiebethein2460]

California?

[@Sgt_Long_Dong]

California’s bear population plummeted and there’s no more bears in California

[@yiko_fishy]

9:49 as a french Canadian (quebec) were not that much of the population

[@zenniththefolf4888]

Frank's Redhot's slogan is literally "I put that sh!t on everything" And Mark discovers that it goes well on popcorn. Proving that the slogan is true.

[@BK_Silvally]

Mark: “puts ketchup on chocolate” “I bet this isn’t a weird thing in Canada” Me a Canadian: “It’s a VERY weird thing in Canada!”

[@-grimzin-]

True. It's quite weird.

[@anonymus-bigman]

yes I thought the same thing lol

[@dysenutke3714]

yea

[@amandacrawford7340]

im honestly offended he chose to get the lays brand instead of Ol Dutch, OD is so much better!

[@devonspike8349]

It’s weird because he’s doing it all wrong dark chocolate and bbq chips! It’s surprising good!

[@acee_lacee]

Mark: *jokes about Canadian’s eating chocolate with ketchup* My best friend: *is a Canadian and does that*

[@funnyman4349]

Your friend should be banned from Canada

[@-nika-4958]

We don't claim them 😅

[@autobotCRSHR]

You... Yo-You £^¢×in' wut?!

[@Artbyemzed95]

I used to do that and I’m an Aussie

[@emilyparry6368]

I regret to inform you We the Canadians have sent them a cease and desist. They’re not supposed to call themselves Canadian anymore. Please relay this message as maybe we will not have to take disciplinary action if they accept their fate.

[@stringy7177]

22:22 I said “I’m not liking the video” because I use that playlist for specific things and then this happened- I thought he heard me 😭😭

[@pierre-eloipare1755]

Mark: *puts ketchup on chocolate* "I feel like this a weird thing in Canada, it's a weird thing to me but not in Canada" Me, a Canadian: Wha... what... what the fuck is he doing? o_o

[@arionareion5372]

Same!

[@firedrake110]

Question not the madman, for he is beyond reason

[@rileydunlop3389]

Americans

[@arrt4148]

"what the fuck is he doin' eh. "

[@derpvader8676]

we do not question the crazy

[@keeleyhaywood130]

Title:I Review Canadian ''Candy'' Mark: drops Tim Tams All of Australia: wtf

[@darkdrago34]

Thank you I was waiting for someone to notice

[@aschasworld4630]

LEGIT OMG

[@dalloweenMP3]

god exactly. pain

[@auzziesrule8497]

I wish he googled all these candys befor eating them

[@isaacyau7160]

Genuinely though I thought everyone knew that Tim Tams were like THE Australian thing what the what

[@Thmpsn306]

mark: slams down some tim tams me, a canadian: nope, wrong hemisphere

[@arandomcowjustchilling4237]

That’s what I said, never heard any Timtam

[@laboogie]

lol I literally said outloud, nope.

[@cassianand0r]

aren’t those australian?

[@rachelyee3086]

@@cassianand0r that's what I thought too, I've seen timtams once (Ontario)

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Huh.

[@Sundew_Dragons]

18:32 Oh hungry? Oh Henry The little boy giving a mountain climber a oh henry bar😂

[@random_user6414]

Mark: Does another snack review Intestinal Blockage: Whomst has awakened the ancient one

[@Uhoh11111]

@F**СК МE - СНЕCK MY РRОFILЕ no I'm ace

[@vampartistva]

Next up reviewing Canadian ER

[@yourstepsister2018]

LMFAOO

[@random_user6414]

@@vampartistva Canadian FBI speedrun changed to Canadian hospital speedrun

[@ep-wz8fu]

Me: "but bears are in ameri-" Mark: "IM AN IGNORANT AMERICAN SO I GET A PASS." Me: ok

[@nicholasvo8072]

*Faint memories of a bear attack in a camp with an interesting duo wearing black and white*

[@chris.kellly]

There’s bears in Vancouver

[@charlesbrooks4541]

@@nicholasvo8072 memento mori

[@yumismith224]

ayeee 420 likes bby

[@ep-wz8fu]

Ok ok no one else like it so it stays 420 edit: oh well just have to get 42069

[@ThunderUnrelenting]

Mark putting ketchup on chocolate: “I feel like this isn’t a weird thing for Canada.” Me, A Canadian: 🤢

[@3225becca]

I know so many people who do that in Halifax

[@idgafwhtyouwant]

I have a question, is it true that after everything do you say, eh?

[@PurplePiiPii]

very weird of you guys

[@AMONGUSGAMER]

I’m canadian

[@Wither02]

@@idgafwhtyouwant as a Canadian, saying the word "eh" is like the word "right". You can usually replace it with right or a question mark in an opinionated question. So no, we do not say "eh" in every sentence.

[@hypervortexgaming]

As a Canadian, The ratings you gave the candy's are true. By the way the Whippet's are busin!!!!!!!

[@nitrowolf225]

Mark: “We don’t have bears in America” Me, an American, watching this to calm down after my dad almost hit a bear while we were driving through the mountains

[@carissa7599]

aRE U OK???

[@kinsey7894]

You okay? That’s crazy

[@splashtheskeleton8257]

I live in Tennessee, we’ve got bears

[@brennuswhite1845]

The mountains of canada** they don't have bears in America sillyyyyyy

[@hansmario8183]

Probably American cosplayer wandering the woods

[@katiehaddock3526]

“ these may not be Canadian” First things I see: Australian, British, British, German :))

[@pyrocringicalxd9849]

@monstershagger ...i agree, ill be dimma damned if i dont ask this hooman which ones they are talkin about, HOOMAN WHO MADE COMMENT, PLZ TELL, ME CURIOUS (Sorry for purposefully sounding like a dumbass XD)

[@SammyLindstrom666]

Only thing I see that isn't Canadian is timtams .... elaborate, this Canadian is now curious

[@bigchungus7050]

We got all of these in canada

[@Bee-pb9nj]

@@SammyLindstrom666 avaliable in canada ≠ canadian

[@wexmell]

@@SammyLindstrom666 They may be available in Canada, but aren't Canadian. Like Lays are from the US and Smarties are from the UK.

[@uwucidal]

Alternate title: Markiplier mildly offends Canadians for 26 minutes

[@austonmatthews2866]

lmao fr. as a canadian, this was very offencive.

[@taylorthebaffon5096]

As a canadian i was disapointed you did not get some more of the hidden delicious candy

[@zonecalibur372]

Offensive and funny, just what I need

[@aarona6420]

HOW DARE HE BESMIRCH OUR BELOVED KETCHUP-BASED SNACKS

[@void669]

@@taylorthebaffon5096 yeah of everything here the only one I would tell someone to try is the ketchup chips, but I don't think they taste like ketchup

[@Carottes_lps]

I’m Canadian and never in my life I saw someone dip chocolate in ketchup

[@rachelo1727]

Mark: I don't like smarties. It's spicy, why is it spicy? Me: excuse me, w h a t? Spicy? How did you get s p i c y?

[@elitef3642]

Well, his tongue registered spicy, so it was spicy. Really the issue isn't marks fault, it's just his tongue... which is extra weird

[@rachelo1727]

@@elitef3642 I'm more curious on what spicy smarties would taste like haha

[@braydenbrayden5]

I came here looking for this maybe it was that fancy water hes drinking got his mouth on something extra 😂🤣

[@roanaway]

I was also wondering why his Smarties were spicy??? They are the candy I wish we had in the US most

[@rachelo1727]

@@roanaway its basically like chocolate with a sweet candy coated shell. I know the US smarties are the equivalent of our "rockets" the chalky candy. I'm surprised he didn't go for kinder Surprise! Those are delicious!

[@notthatkindofsquash]

He’s enjoying his last moments until the Canadian government shows up and takes him away.

[@CodyLedger]

*and the candy*

[@krimorant]

They're watching...even from the comments...

[@lizardKingproductions902]

Jokes on you they already did and his punishment is to review their candy

[@-pogdog5214]

@@CodyLedger *yes*

[@SchismTheAbsoluteDumbass]

congrats. you are the designated most liked comment of the video

[@RBloodvade]

Mark: *explains what an American smarty is* My brain: * we have those too they're just called "rockets" in Canada*

[@THEButterKING25]

Chalk has never tasted so good

[@Shoppehbu]

I don’t really like rockets (I’m also Canadian) there are only some flavours that I like from them

[@rosellacobiskey2484]

If it makes you feel any better "Whippets" is a colloquialism in the US for huffing CO2 canisters

[@Hthe]

But we do have actual smarties

[@hershwq]

@@rosellacobiskey2484 yea the actual treat is usually referred to as a wagon wheel (atleast in Western Canada where I'm from) so I always thought that brand name was funny

[@Allancodsworth]

“My mouth is full of sin” had my laughing out loud in my office with coworkers staring weirdly. Too funny

[@wolfsystem7421]

I'm pretty sure this was the most factual thing he said in the entire video

[@brendankelly5823]

"Reviewing Canadian Candy" Me, a Scot living in Australia: "you sit upon a throne of LIES"

[@stormywolfhowls]

me, a new Zealander: yes LIES, LIES I tell you

[@flup4362]

ayyy new zealand that's where i live

[@bonniehalkett7648]

@@flup4362 same!

[@reuben_sandwich_]

Mark: “I’m easily right about these things” Aussies: Tim Tams Brits: Smarties

[@TheDoctorWhoFan56]

also british: crunchy

[@a_potato27]

America also has whippets but with a diffrent name I think it's just some great value cookies? Idk I had some the other day

[@mesmerisemily]

A lot of Australians are now offended over Mark thinking Tim Tams are Canadian! We’re going to riot!

[@beidou9344]

@@mesmerisemily you got that right

[@vanillalion2513]

Smarties are a big thing in Canada too, but Tim Tams definitely are not

[@lush-lad]

My boy Mark really saw anything on shelf that he hadn’t seen in America and assumed it was Canadian

[@Brandon2940]

I mean.... that's totallly fair

[@jayi31]

@@Brandon2940 no it isnt

[@Gh0ST0_1_0_1]

i don't think he knew what was a Canadian snack...

[@PhoenixPlays-07]

Yep

[@GabAllThePizza]

Well... He's kinda right thou

[@Nxqus]

Thanks for trying our Canadian snacks and rating it Markiplier! We show all love to you! ❤🇨🇦

[@ghostlingbud]

“it’s like i put hot sauce on popcorn” my mexican parents who sneak an entire bottle of hot sauce into the theaters to put in the popcorn: amateur

[@galaxyqueenie1156]

Lmao black people do the same. Got a whole bottle in my pocket 😂😭

[@0097ACE]

Tapatio or valentina

[@josepulgarini1441]

Valentina.

[@themissindependent97]

@@galaxyqueenie1156 Also black, have to agree.

[@Fedorabandit]

Its all about the valentina! Or tajin sometimes. Definitely valentina though lol

[@nikomoon2]

“We don’t have bears.” Mark, you live in California... WE HAVE A BEAR ON OUR STATE FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aturtleinside9426]

The state flag of California depicts a grizzly bear which has been extinct in the state since the 1920s. Choose a different example.

[@pomegranatejuice5139]

@@aturtleinside9426 so? there's still bears that live in california, even if they aren't grizzly bears.

[@aturtleinside9426]

@@pomegranatejuice5139 I just meant that their point of having a bear on a flag doesn't mean said bear live in said state. The argument doesn't add up.

[@chosenthesloth]

@@aturtleinside9426 washington. Ive seen a lot of bears.

[@alluvermin]

I'm glad he can say one sarcastic ass remark each video that makes me irrationally upset at how wrong it is.

[@pridedragon7386]

Mark: “We don’t have bears in America.” Me: *Looks outside to see a bear stuck in my trash bin* “You hear that! Your not real!”

[@Coolcookiez]

I knew it, it always made no sense. Their just big chocolate covered raccoons 😒

[@IvoriHonor]

@@Coolcookiez damn overgrown hamsters 😤

[@FlameTheFaithful]

HAH😂😂

[@BillyB386]

In Russia the bin stuck inside a bear

[@CR4Y0NSS]

to know that at some point in time Mark was in the same country as me and I didn’t go on a scavenger hunt to find him is a regret i will forever hold.

[@amandamichelle9687]

Mark Eats a Tim Tam Australians: Hey that’s ours.

[@Elena-ld9nk]

same with smarties haha

[@sarahseeley6559]

Yeah!! We import them!! Also smarties isn’t ours?

[@TalynCo]

I believe smarties were invented in the UK. Commonwealth choccy.

[@holleh9079]

When mark put the Tim tams on the table.... *shakes head in Australian*

[@holleh9079]

@@TalynCo *agrees in Australian*