Truck Stop Tammy is my favorite Theresa personality. Period.
@psrzt10 ай бұрын
WE STAN TRUCK STOP TAMMY
@blushandsky10 ай бұрын
it has my vote to join anne on the bingo card 😃
@callmeskullz806910 ай бұрын
Shared with Barbara, the divorcee realtor in Arizona.
@Sirenitallenita10 ай бұрын
I want “Ready to stab… and eat…” merch 😂
@laurieann271410 ай бұрын
Absolutely!
@kathleenkaffeine869610 ай бұрын
Bow down to our Garbage Queen for getting this video done for us NO MATTER WHAT!!! 💛💛💛💛
@SquidgeTastic10 ай бұрын
i have a chest infection, and your marshmallow comment just had me wheezing the dirtiest laugh i've ever heard come out of a human, which just made me laugh more. i've just been a cackling piece of sh*t. i blame you. thank you. i really needed that!
@ZijnShayatanica9 ай бұрын
Theresa's videos should be prescribed as an expectorant. 😂🤣
@jaymierosen10 ай бұрын
I'm obsessed with all your alter egos. They all need to be in a TV show or something.
@amyrobbins52519 ай бұрын
The metamorphosis from 🥰 to 🤨 to 😒 when you described the blush as a “working girl” about killed me
@jessicaseyfried788810 ай бұрын
Congratulations on the new home office. I laugh with you at your jokes! -a loyal peppercini 😊
@SirianaTarot10 ай бұрын
Truck stop Tammy 😂😂😂 in all seriousness you look so pretty ❤
@ashv94710 ай бұрын
I actually LOL’d at the truck stop Tammy part. 😂
@ashlysvanity788610 ай бұрын
I've noticed when I use the Nyx Sticks as a concealer or corrector, then add foundation on top, it completely wipes off under the foundation. Maybe set it with a very light powder first.🤷🏻♀️
@courtneygulley859610 ай бұрын
The Virginia slim cigarette! I’m fucking dead!
@reneegrace79659 ай бұрын
Bless you girl for putting on a whole new face of makup AFTER work! I can't imagine! Just found your channel from TaraLynn I'm very much enjoying you 😋
@baileydubs10 ай бұрын
Most days I look like a marshmallow with a mouth when I do my complexion prior to blush and bronzer. I feel you
@teachmetohowl9 ай бұрын
Just found your channel today, freaking LOVE your energy so much.
@everogersdownunder124210 ай бұрын
Maybe the colour corrector doesn't jive with the foundation. As where the red patch is is where you put the most corrector. Just a thought that may be a thing. Not saying the product is good, but that may make it worse.
@veronicahayes263510 ай бұрын
Truck Stop Tammy always Carrie’s a fork 😂 this was hilarious. If this is the pg version I’d hate to see the other video. It had to be one solid bleep 😂
@jszgarrison10 ай бұрын
T said “Virginia Slims” & I burst out laughing. The 2 college cigs of choice in the late 80s/early 90s were Marlboro Lights (the “Gold Package”) & Vagina Slimes. Thanks for taking me back to a moment in time.
@MaggieMeyersMakeup10 ай бұрын
Work made me wanna rage quit, but now I get to watch you and giggle so thanks ❤
@residentevil537910 ай бұрын
The smashbox cali contour palette is amazing.
@tinasweatman712410 ай бұрын
What that foundation is doing on your cheek is exactly what all foundations do on my face when I try to use a sponge. I have to use a brush always ❤
@TaylorOwen10 ай бұрын
I used the green elf color corrector in the same way and had the worst time getting my makeup to stick… maybe that’s why it’s happening now?? FWIW, their blue color corrector is the only product that I can mix into my foundations to better match. They all look like the correct color, then oxidize to be too dark. Somehow the blue mixed in fixes it all.
@lizstyla8810 ай бұрын
All the highlighters in the smashbox Halo palletes are precious becca highlighter shades (and hopefully quality)
@kaitlinbeste9 ай бұрын
I hope you're getting settled in!!!!!
@edionb871910 ай бұрын
Miss Theresa stop it! 🤣🤣🤣 you had me chuckling from my pooch!! Congrats on your new home! Can’t wait to see the tour!!
@Joyful232010 ай бұрын
You made me lose it LOL « Marshmellow with a mouth » 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it should be your emblem
@darkydoom10 ай бұрын
Watching you tonight has me settled on my makeup look for work tomorrow. Keep in mind I'm a ward nurse... and my comfort style is gothic... bring on the imposing blown-out black smoky eye and SLUTTY ALIEN HIGHLIGHTER FROM THE GODS!
@EverSoNina9 ай бұрын
The cigarette mom voice was too good 😂
@toribern81610 ай бұрын
I was thinking of the 80’s movie Working Girl with Melanie Griffith. She had the bright blush on in that movie.
@jessicastamets511410 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh this video made me laugh so hard I woke my husband up from a sound sleep and he thought I was dying!!! Ahahahaha!! I was trying to hold in my laughter but I couldn’t! ANYWAY!!!! I am sorry these products were not your favs!!!….sorry this foundation frustrated you so bad, OBVIOUSLY , so sorry my lov! I will never buy it bc I HATE HATE HATE when a foundation doesn’t stick to one tiny spot on the face!!! Wtf!? lol. Anyway!! I have gone back a year or soooooo and started watching your videos to go sleep to support your channel( (bonus Teresa OG before KZbin tried to break your spirit) I encourage all garbage people do the same!! Support our queen!!! Do the same!!! Watch her old content to sleep to!! Make it a thing. Don’t let KZbin break this beatiful human spirits !!! She makes me smile and helps me Though the day ❤❤❤❤
@melaniec328210 ай бұрын
Love your videos, love you! Try the Covergirl as a primer with another foundation. I’m reading in the description of it: “Wear alone or with your favorite foundation as a skin perfecting primer.” Maybe she can be loved in that way.🤷🏻♀️
@rapunzel235710 ай бұрын
Bro your videos are always hilarious. We're all laughing with you not at you. You looked good at the end.
@isthatjackson9 ай бұрын
I’ve panned 2 smashbox Cali contour palettes. I actually have a backstock in case they discontinue it. It’s the perfect face palette in my opinion.
@MamaStyles10 ай бұрын
If you have rosacea ..I find my patches of it repel anything but matte foundation.It’s wild but my skin is special
@TheresaisDead10 ай бұрын
Oh good to know! I had no idea. For the record, I don’t have rosacea.
@annamarial296010 ай бұрын
Ahahahahahah truck stop tammy is a vibe though
@kirstenglae10 ай бұрын
It may be just because you’re on camera, but you looked amazing at the end. Everything, complexion and all. I really, really love the loud pink color on your lips. You usually stick to safe colors, but that pink looks so pretty on you.
@greeneyedsoutherngirl646810 ай бұрын
I agree! Super pretty!
@dianak.820910 ай бұрын
Omg I've just been sitting here laughing out loud!! 😂 wonder what my neighbors in Queens think 🤣🤣🤣 love you! ❤❤
@Darbsi10 ай бұрын
I was laughing how you were talking to the makeup. God, I do that too. Why some things work so great for a lot of people and not me. I always try the light skin girl makeup and want it to look like that! And must realize I am medium tan and can’t. Just can’t. I liked the cover girl. Is it my favorite? No. Wet and wild has better tinted moisturizer that are at a fraction of the cost. Thanks for sharing. ❤
@melaniemeeyah575510 ай бұрын
Work was crappy today, I see a new video and the whole day turns around! 🎉
@muscleandhate10 ай бұрын
Congrats on your baby lizard going to university.... they grow up so fast (under the correct UVB lighting)!
@jaradaniels928910 ай бұрын
Good i love her. Always puts a smile on my face. Fucking hilarious.
@tdsollog10 ай бұрын
Definitely have the “Lot Lizard Liz” vibe going. It’s cute anyway. 🎉
@cathyamerine514010 ай бұрын
You crack me up,your running commentary 😂
@savannahkillinger540610 ай бұрын
I love truck stop Tammy :)
@andressadevad941110 ай бұрын
You are so entertaining and that’s why i love you!
@allymariebeauty_10 ай бұрын
I love the new little sounds, like when you were blending with the sponge! ❤
@rebeccavaclav64789 ай бұрын
I think we need a personality series. Like once a month or every few months. A video by Bunny, Tammy, the realtor (can't remember her name, maybe Linda?). Like a tutorial about their products and how they do their makeup with a little story maybe. God, I love it.
@susannadler979110 ай бұрын
I really like the Smashbox Cali Contour palette! I got it during the Ulta sale and have no regrets. I use it for travel, because it has everything in one small palette, and I can use all the shades.
@debraberetta759610 ай бұрын
"I love my energy" I DO TOO THERESA
@AngelaMissal-e5v10 ай бұрын
Love you so much, you make me smile. ❤❤❤. I will keep finding you no matter how often utube hides you or unsubscibes me. I tried that covergirl foundation. The first time it was fine. The next 2 times exactly the same issue Theresa had with it not sticking to random places. Same skincare all 3 times. The 3rd time I took it off and started over same reault. Returned it that day. It was too expensive to toss. I will stick with my Fenty eaze drops which never lets me down. I give up trying different foundation products this is the 5th that I have had to return in the last year.😅
@mamma_G9 ай бұрын
CoverGirl essence foundation 💖 I am very interested in this ❤
@LPoper9 ай бұрын
VERY fair, and mature 😂 57 yr old here and I LOVE the elf under eye brightener in fair!! My skin is def aging gracefully but I see clear changes, like my drier, more delicate under eyes. I've always worn light to med coverage foundations and concealers but I cannot find an under eye concealer I'm comfortable in now. The elf under eye brightener disappears light to med circles and fine lines are evened out. It's more creamy than a putty consistency, never cakey and seems to help hydrate my mature under eye area. I use the Real Techniques Brightening Concealer kitten paw brush and it is magical at laying the brightener down. And it's only $7!! 💜 your videos!!
@laurieann271410 ай бұрын
Unhinged is unbelievably hilarious
@ChrystalVanDusseldorp10 ай бұрын
I'll be so happy for you guys to be in your new place. 🖤🖤🖤
@pecopicante416710 ай бұрын
Oh my God you need hair full of no heat curlers under a rain cap and a Screwdriver (drink not tool). This reminds me of my Aunt Pat from Flushing. One of my favorite aunts.
@leaj37999 ай бұрын
Or the drink and the tool. My mom grew up in the Flushing area, always good for a few jokes…
@yensid429410 ай бұрын
The Smashbox Cali Contour face palette is actually really good. It was the only face palette that I could use every pan & was my everyday one stop get your face done quickly product. I panned it & repurchased. If you are fair/light & neutral -warm & like powders, it could be a good workhorse product for you.
@heatherl393410 ай бұрын
I am also a fan. I am a slightly jaundiced uncooked chicken, and the only shade I don’t really use is the darker highlighter. I love the blush.
@prettynsleepy107310 ай бұрын
22:03 🙌 yessssssss
@sarahess18410 ай бұрын
I tried to send you a pic on Instagram but it wouldn't let me stalk you. It's probably for the best because you know a load of creepers are going to flood your inbox with marshmallows 😂
@Carla-GenX10 ай бұрын
THERESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! It’s not sticking because You Are Beautiful Enough! 🩵 sending cold Canadian love
@lanaesworld697610 ай бұрын
I have been trying the foundation and I use my hands like a syrum then use brush or sponge after. But I have to set it with a fine poweer
@biogirl13819 ай бұрын
omg, i spit out my water thinking of you with a marshmallow head!!! i miss white castle too, and i haven’t been to the one in orlando yet. “click clacking on those keys” wtf 😂 i loveeee the blushes and highlighter in the smashbox palette, and i also love your nail polish!!! the no filter needed shade looked gorgeous on you, but truck stop waitress, tammy, made my fucking day!!! i loveeee your adorable fkn face!!! please let me know where your nail polish shade is from!!! 💗💗💗
@kate144810 ай бұрын
You are a beautiful marshmallow!! 💖 Tbh i would love to watch you do a full face of makeup you hate.
@vampirekisses289 ай бұрын
Your videos make me laugh, when I’m feeling really down or having a hard time. Thank you ❤
@SallyGreer-l3j10 ай бұрын
Fun video. Hope your move goes well.
@lexiepsy10 ай бұрын
I loved the Chef Rachel part!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@alyssah375810 ай бұрын
I wonder if a gripping primer would help the foundation? Also is your skin like freshly washed? Did you use a gel moisturizer? Maybe the one cheek was more oily than the other??? Those are the only things I can think of that would explain why it’s like repelling from that one cheek?
@coffeebeforemascara10 ай бұрын
I have to know what you have on your lips right now! I'm going through a hot pink moment and that looks absolutely delicious
@purpleivy917410 ай бұрын
Your looking as beautiful as ever. I think your the first and only influencer to mention the Rose Inc Skin Tint. It’s sad that it’s not a good product.
@greenbeauties10 ай бұрын
A marshmallow with a mouth and orange 🍊 eyeliner 😂😂😂
@moriganna67ify10 ай бұрын
Ok now I have to draw a mouth on my Cliffs marshmallows! 😂 New year new phase in makeup and we are very fortunate to have uncooked chicken powdered nuggets. 😊❤
@JadedGen10 ай бұрын
I did buy the big Smashbox palette you speak of. It’s beautiful and still use it.
@ccharles84810 ай бұрын
Thanks for another funny video! Say hi to Harvey for me! Good luck with that move, girl! 🤗
@tastycar10 ай бұрын
Another stellar nail color! Love it
@shae327710 ай бұрын
I haven’t tried the Covergirl or Chanel foundation, but I do own and love the Rose Inc one for its finish. It is sooo finicky though. I have found 1 moisturizer (Elf Holy Hydration) and 1 sunscreen (Round Lab Birch Juice) that it works with, and everything else makes it pill/lift like crazy. So I never wear primer, corrector, oil, or liquid luminizer under it. Wonder if it’s just the nature of those pigment-in-serum products 🤔
@annanderson204710 ай бұрын
As to the Cover Girl foundation, I was told to ONLY use a brush with this one. It hates sponges and fingers. I don't like to jucge but it seems pretty exclusionary to me.
@PamelaH_HappyVibes10 ай бұрын
You are making me lol! A marshmallow?! Really? 😂😂😂. The voices are hilarious. 😂
@brookewatson953110 ай бұрын
I love you Truck Stop Tammy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍴🍴🍴🍴
@shans863510 ай бұрын
I also bought the Smashbox palette in coral and it's .... ok. I also noticed that I had to really build everything up before it showed up.
@kenshinnotifani9 ай бұрын
The spot you were having trouble with the Foundation is the same place you put a bigger swath of the NYX corrector. I'd try the CoverGirl again without it ❤
@lanabedae10 ай бұрын
The Simply Ageless foundation in the bottle seems to do best on bare skin. I personally like the compact since like you, I had an issue with the pump foundation not adhering to my skin.
@amandalandon313510 ай бұрын
I high key love that bright pink lop on you
@lindseyholemann10 ай бұрын
"Jam this clam up in here." 🤣😭
@SL-xf9ye10 ай бұрын
Love it!
@squeakco10 ай бұрын
So weird that the foundation rejected one cheek. I might try the elf under eye corrector. Thx Tammy!
@andressadevad941110 ай бұрын
A Twilight moment!
@amberford30010 ай бұрын
I think you would like the Revlon yummy gloss, it feels very hydrating
@jodibostle452510 ай бұрын
I would love for you to try the new Kylie foundation it’s so good amazing for dryer skin types and looks so beautiful you’ll love
@brookekivi10 ай бұрын
I will now only refer to moisturizing my skin as, "juicing up."
@jackivacha10 ай бұрын
Theresa!!! Your fave Postal girl here! How has it been going with your key situation? I am wondering if you’re going to try the new Prada foundation? I’m curious because although I have a sorta kinda oily t-zone, I’m kinda dry everywhere else. I’ll be 52 the beginning of March and my skin has changed so much since turning 50. LMK girl! ❤
@omegasobsessions10 ай бұрын
Right? Ugh. I used to be an oil slick face and no is only kind of oily in random places - turning 50 was a skin turning point for sure.
@a.m.701510 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 that foundation tho!!!
@DancewithSara10 ай бұрын
Maybe I got a bad one but I hated the Smashbox palette and already returned it. I'm literally Casper and could not get the bronzer to show up whatsoever. I also hated the packaging and couldn't get it to stay open. 😬
@jsmith302110 ай бұрын
Omg everytime I go to that target my hubby has to stop by the dam White castle 😂
@leaj37999 ай бұрын
Noooo. The rule is you only get White Castle late at night when you’re too drunk to care and have crawled out of some random bar or bowling alley- or at least it was when I was in my twenties. Speaking of course from the perspective of my fifties and the city of Chicago at the time. Maybe it’s different now? 😂
@jsmith30219 ай бұрын
@leaj3799 the amount I spend at Target.... I just learned to compromise 😆 🤣
@leaj37999 ай бұрын
Ah yes I hear you- the compromise with the husband ploy so you can shop in peace 😂
@jsmith30219 ай бұрын
@@leaj3799 🙊🙊🙊🙊
@tialumakeup707310 ай бұрын
im listening as im driving home 🏡 i love your videos 😅
@julia_l-c10 ай бұрын
I thought the cover girl essence thing was garbage for me - could not get it to blend, it somehow looked cakey as sh!t no matter what I did. And yes, I blended on my hand before applying, brush and fingers both were crap on me. And yes, it keeeeeps mooooooving!!
@nightxnight10 ай бұрын
Man I love that Covergirl foundation and I will die on that hill 😅
@kathybrou134010 ай бұрын
I love yhe NYX concealers. I have dry skin. I wear very little and put it on top of my foundation. I do not like the lip balms. I think the fragrance irritated my lips. They burned after wearing it.
@steph.k.b.10 ай бұрын
Im really intersted in the CG simply ageless foundation. I love the one in the round disc. I just CANT make myself pay $22 plus for friggin Cover Girl. Even w a sale.. no.
@jayharker10 ай бұрын
Your experience with this foundation is me with the Rose Inc! A new experience every day lol
@miera788810 ай бұрын
I tried the covergirl foundation and just used snail mucsin to moisturize and then used my fingers to blend into my face- maybe thr brush or sponge just isn't working with it? Maybe
@AutumMoon40610 ай бұрын
lol…a truck stop waitress… lmao 😂❤
@GMW.artist10 ай бұрын
Becoming Tammy... 😎✌🏼🩷💗🩷💗
@sherylfenner198310 ай бұрын
The pink lipstick is reminding me of the lady I was talking to today at work. Trailer Trash Elle Woods. Or the women that pick up the last dudes left after last call at the dive bar.