This is problematic | Trying New Makeup

[@linseylinsey]

I don't know if you need ideas for content, but I'd love a ranking or rundown of all your highlighters on a scale of dewy nymph to alien sl*t

[@maetodecember]

Yessss would love to know this as I love highlighter but can't buy too many 🤣

[@sybillebook1941]

This is the only ranking that matters from now on ❤

[@lunagabriella213]

😮❤❤ Yessss!!!! And then I'd buy EVERYTHING 😂😂😂

[@Alittleferal]

I vote for the name to be GHOAST (greatest highlighters of alien slut time) ...or something like that, I'm sure there's a more eloquent word play in there somewhere, lol

[@Nursenightmare]

Pleassssssseeeee

[@BoNaarden]

Admire the consistency in renaming the Rhode product even in the label you show on screen while demonstrating 😂

[@kaylarenebeauty5644]

And the seasonal depression blend bunny palette 😂

[@beckybertish7841]

​@kaylarenebeauty5644 those both made me cackle. Love her consistency.

[@dalilamendoza4592]

The seasonal depression palette has my name all over it, which makes perfect sense!😂

[@jillstarkel4425]

Ditto😂

[@catherineechevarria8972]

They've changed the name though 😭 it's now called the longing palette

[@omegasobsessions]

Pretty sure the elf ones are concentrated so are supposed to mixed with lotion or foundation or used straight as a liquid bronzer in select locations but your way was super fun lmao

[@sampayne2776]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" is one of the most unpurposely funny quotes in cinematic history.

[@LisaTothestars]

Omg I am cracking up 😂 meeting you in my hallway at 3 o’clock in the morning

[@jbbb7418]

Right??!! 🤣🤣

[@mary-zv6cu]

I roll out of bed between 8:56 and 9:00 to login to work, and then after work, I blink and it's suddenly 12:30am. I really admire your ability to film and edit and post videos around working a full time job.

[@veronika__asmr_]

Teresa, you are one of the funniest people that I watch. You should be a stand-up comedian. I am not kidding or playing😊

[@DIVAABY]

I am an ultra fair shade of uncooked chicken, just like Mama Theresa. I got the e.l.f.bronzer drops in rose gold too. My favorite way to use it is to darken up foundations (when I've ordered the very lightest shade available and it actually IS LIGHTER than me). First time I tried this I used more bronze drops than I should have or I misjudged how much of foundation vs bronzer to use. That turned out with me looking like I had gotten some sun. Nothing unnatural looking at all. Try mixing with foundation. Also, I mean to try my hand at under painting with the bronzer, only on face real estate where I usually use one, forehead and temples and under cheek bones.

[@nevernudemolerat4537]

another chicken, i put a v small amount to mix in with the elf sunscreen (if my body has self tanner on)

[@tastycar]

The thumbnail looks like it's straight out of a horror movie and I love it 😂

[@cerin7654]

I thought the same! It’s is ghoulish and I love it!

[@traci222]

Lmao That's why I clicked on it so fast! 😂😂😂

[@angiemcadam65]

I love the tiny cauldron in the background

[@priscillawortman2055]

Lolol it went straight to commercial for me when you said “where is my thornoil???l 😂

[@Carla-GenX]

With the elf bronzer, you should have went to see hubby to surprise him. Remember to take time for your mental health. Sending cold Canadian love 🩵🇨🇦

[@87Ashlee]

When I’m laughing behind my screen my bf knows I’m watching our garbage queen 😂❤ Love it when you try out make up!

[@heathersaylor3379]

I swear, every time you post it’s like an old friend is knocking on my door!!! You’re the best girl!!! 😁😘

[@katieaf]

I don't even know what a vacation is. If I'm not working, I'm writing papers for school. If I'm not writing papers for school, I'm questioning ever life choice I've ever made. I ain't got time for vacays!

[@traci222]

Sorry to tell you, but if your young and still in school... it only gets worse. My brain steady stays worried about shit I did 10 yrs ago and anxious about shit I haven't even done yet. 🫤 #panicattack #Xanax 😂

[@linseylinsey]

@@katieaf I also work full-time, in grad school, and have a young child. Can relate 😂😭

[@katieaf]

@@traci222 not young. Just working on my PhD.

[@traci222]

@katieaf That's dope... but it's all still facts. Lol ☺️ But fr, PhD... impressive. And bc of your incredibly smart decisions now.. you'll get that well deserved vacation!

[@lisalipstixs]

Dying.. the elf drops straight on the face 😂

[@lunagabriella213]

😂😂😂 The renames are the best. Speaking of seasonal depression, mine didn't go away so I'm thinking of a Grippy Sock Vacation. Take care of yourself Theresa 😘 aka my special garbage Scissor Sister lmao

[@maryeckel9682]

Take care 😘

[@D0B3RW0M4N]

The evil eyes tangent killed me - “I think….I just need to look like this, so people will just leave me alone”

[@sherylfenner1983]

I was wondering when Hannah finally started posting on KZbin again if you two were still in contact. Glad to see her back.

[@JeanettesBeautyWorld]

I agree. The Glow Recipe hue drops are great! I use it everyday under a tinted moisturizer for work, and I was told I look so bronze and have wonderful glowy skin! 😊😅

[@Allison-jj1vq]

What the hell do people do in back to back to back meetings? Solve climate change?

[@TheresaisDead]

A whole lotta nothing 😂😂😂

[@Kaitlin267]

We have meetings just to say "Let's take this offline" 🤣 or "We'll do the download later when so-and-so has bandwidth." And other abominable biz speak. Thank Dog MS Teams has some fun filters now at least.

[@ericadubach1974]

i play wordle on my phone :P

[@eundahl2011]

And every one of them could have been an email. 😂

[@boogiebear3095]

I adore Hannah. She’s how I found you when she did collabs with others.

[@MadysonChandel]

I live in the Houston area and we’re out of power for 5 days while being 8 months pregnant. Definitely jealous of those on vacation too 😂 but thankfully we got power & internet back today!

[@TheresaisDead]

Omg! My heart goes out to you baby!! Stay strong and stay safe!!!

[@maryeckel9682]

That sucks, hope you get power soon!

[@tdsollog]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who got “seasonal depression” vibes from that color story.

[@saraconnolly2012]

Garbage Queen! You asked us what we are doing for vacation and I am in the same boat. I am stuck not going anywhere or doing anything fun until September when my husband and I will (F-ing Finally) get to take our honeymoon. It’s now turned into a 1st year anniversary trip 😂 We asked our guests to just gift us a check if they felt so inclined & we’re using that money to go to Ireland 🇮🇪 for 2 whole weeks, 5 days after my 30th birthday 🥳 We can’t wait!!! But seeing everyone go on vacation now totally has me envious. I am counting down the days!!!

[@gcal65]

I’m also in Florida and I also hate the Florida summers. I’m going away in October to Switzerland and Lake Como and Milan. I can’t wait. I love Italy!!!

[@analinsaturria6845]

I got the Thorn potions set from RDF - I’m so excited to start using all of them together! I also got the Creature of Light thing - the finish is so pretty!!!!! Always grateful to you for introducing me to Rituel de Fille ❤

[@Motley14]

RE: Vacations -- I work at a school so obvi summer is the dead season and I took THREE WHOLE WEEKS OFF (which I never do) and went to Taiwan with my Taiwanese boyfriend at the end of may. It was magical, and I bought so much Asian skincare and makeup while we were there lol. We probably went to 30 cosmetics stores during the trip. Not to make you too jealous or anything.

[@reddishf0x237]

love the rhode choade sticks

[@sinswept]

I have been away for a weekend to Brugge in Belgium in May. It was great! We are going back again next year. Other than that any vacation is pretty much spent going home to see my family in Sweden (I'm in UK). So it's not tropical, but I love my family and there is an ice cream factory with a factory shop nearby, so..... 👀🤤

[@vocaeien]

i'm flying to the US in 20 hours to follow around 5 of my all-time favourite bands for 2 weeks!! i haven't been on holiday for 5 years so it was the perfect opportunity (i'm from Australia 🥴)

[@quinlantaylor04]

I like to apply my bronzing drops on with a beauty sponge for more control. I also agree with that the glow recipe one is the only good one. It’s the only one that’s not glittery bs.

[@catherinelynnfraser2001]

Your work should give you filming time 😂. We want more Theresa.

[@swedishmake-upgeek5650]

Love the eye look! Love the whole look, tbh, but that eye look was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I’m counting down to my holiday this year. I’m going to Paris to see some Olympic events and then I’m off to Germany afterwards. It’s going to be so much fun. Everybody needs time off, so I hope you get some time off soon ❤

[@Observette]

Ok but that highlighter looks incredible on you! 😮 I don’t see any glitter at all. Looks like a healthy glow on the cheek. p.s. I haven’t gone on vacation since 2010. 🤷‍♀️ Yeah. 😂

[@ericadubach1974]

i'm in winter here in Melbourne Australia so like 10 degrees celsius, or like less than 50F, which i am loving! I work in a call centre so its always busy! i had to laugh at the long string of expletives that got blanked out! and i can never forget the Rhode chode stick, it'sd gonna be reAL embarrassing if i say it out loud though 🤣

[@reginarose2950]

Ditto...All work, no play, no travel, middle class (praying to maintain ) 🥴 I think you're unique!

[@cjbean05]

You are freakin hilarious. I was dying when you were putting on the elf bronze drops. 😂

[@reddishf0x237]

Love you pumpkins!!!

[@paulac1469]

You're great, you're so cool! I love and look forward to your youtube shit but take care of yourself and make YOU the priority. I'd rather know that you're healthy and happy and making these video''s when you're feeling GOOOOOD!!

[@jessicalawton1]

Im dying at the rhode chode sticks!! 😂😂😂

[@eundahl2011]

My fiance and I are going to Minneapolis (about 2 plus hours from home) for the weekend in a couple weeks to see Metallica. Then on a cruise in October. I cannot wait. The cruise is our first anniversary trip.

[@sohogrunge]

not you raw dogging the bronzing drops

[@valerievalois6263]

My Queen, you have to try the KJH brand highlighter. Smooth and intergalactic, I cannot put it down.

[@aaaakita5534]

How does it work on top of powders? I'm so intrigued but unsure as most cream products do not sit well on powders.

[@valerievalois6263]

@@aaaakita5534 it is amazing! Does not lift anything and looks so youthful and glowing without any glitter. The best!

[@raetona]

How are things? Uh, I'm with you on overworked and stressed. Busy time at work and doing a masters program. Just chugging along. August is going to be awful. Thankfully I get a break from school in Sept and Oct and should be able to take some vacation then too. The chaos of this video was a delightful distraction.

[@mina-ala]

Hope your work appreciates and PAYS you well! Sounds stressful and lots of hours!

[@YeliMe]

Theresa when I say you crack me up. Likeeeeee YOU CRACKKK ME UPPPP. Sleepy girl nobody cares😂 Your not my dad😆 and your vajay jay phone case💀💀💀💀 Thank you for just being so funnnnnn yet sooo freaking helpful when it comes to the makeup obsessed peeps like myself and need the realll 411❤

[@CrippledChaosClown]

I lol that Bob does the intro now, put that alien to work x

[@jackivacha]

We just got back from a week long vacation at the Jersey Shore! I’m a Jersey girl and that’s what we do. Oh, sometimes we venture out and do other things…but, we always find our way back! Wait…….what?!? ❤

[@stephaniewolf2134]

Your videos always make me laugh! You have such a great personality! I had just told myself recently “You do NOT need anymore eyeshadow palettes” But I saw you use the Blend Bunny seasonal depression palette, and I love the colors and the look you came up with! So I have to order the palette! 🤗

[@maetodecember]

Man, I work at 3/4am, I'm not paid enough to get scared if I meet you in the hallways. They've slowly added more and more hours to my schedule as well, which is good because I have bills to pay but bad because life is sad. Going to Osaka, Japan in Feb though!

[@PuddleOfDucks]

lol, I work in pest control, so very relatable not taking vacations in the summer. Busy season right now. Soon I wanna take a trip to the mountains, so help me!

[@Miss2stang]

My next adventure will be back to back(ish) Vegas trips. One for the P!nk concert cuz I refuse to miss her again! Been dying to see her since I was maybe a teenager! Then a pretty major car show at the end of September.

[@tinashort9098]

I took a little trip to hot ass GA 2 weeks ago for my grandson's graduation from the first part of basic training for the army. Ill be going back in September for his final graduation ❤

[@ChrystalVanDusseldorp]

I hardly ever use cream highlighters on my oily skin, so the Ortega ones sound promising! 🖤🖤🖤

[@IamSnowbird]

Going on vacation in 2 weeks to...Florida! Going to my condo in Naples with a side trip to Disney.

[@Joyful2320]

I hate to say it but Rhode Blushes are the best cream blushes I’ve ever tried!

[@joanieotis]

The elf drops are meant to be mixed with a moisturizer.

[@TheresaisDead]

Now you tell me?!

[@IceyCat134]

@@TheresaisDead the application directions tell you 💀💀 2-3 drops mixed into a moisturizer

[@camocm612]

@@IceyCat134 But that wouldn't have been nearly as fun 🤡

[@fen7662]

Not sure what a vacation really is, but I'm going to Duluth for a day tomorrow with the girls, so that'll be fun. Plan to look at a lighthouse and some rocks and some boats and the lift bridge. Will probably get chased by seagulls. You know, great lakes things.

[@MakeupCleaningAndCats]

The highlighter looks so pretty on you. The rhode blush and phone case totally look like what you described lol

[@LCx829]

I live 30 min from Disneyland by the beach and weather is always perfect. FL is too hot and humid.

[@DanielaHes]

Do you have a video about the rhode skincare you use? And ik u were on the fence about ur eyelook but what was the brown/yellow liner? It looked very cool!

[@pinkrosesrule]

I don’t know what vacation is because I’m a broke college student. I also get jealous when I see people I know going on vacation and having fun. One day I’ll be able to go

[@melissa63881]

I just ordered the thorn oil and a couple of the Rhode blushes ❤❤❤

[@talon_craft4734]

I live in tourist land (Canadian Rockies), so vacation is just outside my front door all year round

[@danielletobak3308]

I love your videos! Honesty and humor is so great!

[@jenzerr8856]

What about maybe just a couple few drops mixed in the thorn oil? ( I’m an uncooked chicken lady as well .. bronze stuff scares me 😂😂😂)

[@katiebrunner4376]

I literally saw trend mood post about these Ortega highlighters today, was it was glitter and said nope not for me haha

[@kourtney2030]

My next vacation is in October, long weekend in Ouray, Colorado for my 1 year wedding anniversary. 2 of our friends are going with us as well. I'm looking forward to it.

[@teresaniswander1243]

Thank you for letting me know about 15C of the foundation. I have the same skin color and tone as you. Uncooked chicken club!

[@beckybertish7841]

I just got back from a day trip to a small town an hour away. We went anitiquing and to a couple wineries. The rest of this week just chilling around the house. Just being away from work is vacation enough.

[@samleiva1735]

Quick question, which nail varnish are you wearing, Theresa?? :)

[@MissFruityPie]

We're taking our son to Great Wolf Lodge for a long weekend later this summer. The Tirtir looks great on you. I caved and ordered a mini to try. It'll be great for traveling, right?

[@TheresaisDead]

Yes to travel! And, omg everyone I know who has kids go there haha it sounds like the mecca for the little ones!

[@xamyx725]

I have 3 bottles of Thorn Oil kicking around (2 regular, and 1 luminous), and I can literally never find even one of them on days I’m actually in a hurry 🤣 Then, as soon as I’m walking out the door, one mysteriously emerges…

[@weenie4852]

Are you a stuffed animals person? Build a bear released a mothman bear and he would be perfect with your background. He’s currently sold out but there hopefully will be a restock before the end of the year. The green eyes of your cauldron matches the mothmans red eyes.

[@TheresaisDead]

Oh absolutely! I have so much childhood trauma that my house is filled with stuffed friends - and now I need this mothman bear!!!!!!

[@suzannepoirier7364]

I am laughing so hard at the bronzer 😂😂😂😂😂

[@anjyllab-t6713]

I mix the rose gold drops in to my moisturizer.

[@femmefairandfatigued]

Was the product that the DM concealer melted a hole in maybe the new CT stick? Because I think maybe it just happened to me. Also probably maybe just me doing something wrong.

[@jillstarkel4425]

Thank you to my garbage Queen!! Fuck those bronzing drops but yes on the Blend Bunny!! Love you to pieces💋💚

[@kathleenkaffeine8696]

i'm on vacation now for the first time since 2019. Went to a lakeside B&B and next I'm going to PA to shop!

[@tazipea]

I wonder if the elf bronzing drops would work as a liquid/cream bronzer?!

[@Sharischreiber451]

I"M WATCHING YOU AT 4:02AM. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I'VE BEEN TAKING TESTS UNTIL THE STOUFFER'S DINNER I JUST HAD. I PASSED, BUT I HAVE TO BE AT WORK BY 8:00AM. SO WHY BOTHER GOING TO BED, RIGHT? I JUST PUT ON ENOUGH BLUSH TO LOOK LIKE BOZO THE CLOWN! I COULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU, GIRL!!!!!!! WHENEVER YOU FILM AND POST, I'LL BE WATCHING. LOVE YA THERESA,

[@kellim2100]

lookin beeeauuteefulll 😊 had so much fun “hangin out” on Twitch last night! It’s meee Kelster from South Joisey 😂

[@TheresaisDead]

Kelster!!!!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[@TaylerBootz]

Robert Welsh did a really good video on using bronzing drops. I don't use them as I tend to not like cream products (I have normal/sensitive skin). You may want to check it out!

[@leyniea2706]

Calling the Blend Bunny the Seasonal Depression palette. 😂

[@artgirllovespaint]

Staycation: Weed and Wine for the Win.

[@amaganquiltscrafts]

Alex is borrowing the thorn oil for that dewy skin look.

[@Ani1boo]

We never go anywhere for our vacation ❤

[@kriscynical]

My family takes our vacation in January/February because _fuuuuuuck_ going to WDW during the summer. If I were to be lucky enough to spot you in Disney Springs or something I would just... die. And then fight to work up the courage to say hello and ask for a picture.😅

[@nicchogirl]

This upcoming Sunday until Thursday I'll be vacationing in Ocean City, MD. Sounds great, right? I'm going with my friend, hey 12 y.o. son & 2 of his friends. What have I signed up for? 8.5 estimated travel will prob be more like 10-12 hrs... I'm hungry. I gotta poop, i have to pee, how much longer......ughhhh. i might need a Valium....lol 💕💕

[@Captivating_Makeup]

My job picked up in the summer too, so I am on that bandwagon. I wanna go on vacation too 😢

[@-TotallySaneCatLady-]

I’ve heard of these things called vacation.

[@LilyWolf83]

Theresa teaching us what not to do with bronzer period.

[@ashleymaxwell4933]

I had last week off. I tried to see as many friends as possible and went to the zoo. This week back to work. Working 60 hrs and nothing going right... it's been a long week. You know.

[@kathyriley9276]

This is too good 😆

[@shinaichica]

I use all my PTO for doctors appointments what's a vacation lol

[@alice_rabbit8345]

Good luck at work!

[@boogiebear3095]

Vacation? Don’t know her. I’m saying inside where the ac is. Long travels would kill my back so I’m just chilling and watching KZbin videos to ignore my pain. So yay

[@emobutton]

I vote too tan Theresa is the MOST UNPROBLEMATIC and is a beautiful bronzed goddess