You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores

The Complete "You Could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores."
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[@PennTankerGuy]

So: -State your name -Say the line -Say something a serial killer would say -Strike a pose

[@yihyen]

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD LMFAO

[@arikakarin2323]

but what about all those ducks T.T

[@yukkuri9144]

Correction -say something a romantic serial killer would say

[@imk2007]

I can see the statue of liberty from here

[@isiahwoodard]

Yup

[@meyas]

"I can see the statue of liberty from here" *dislocates back

[@greyxofgaming2568]

What a view!

[@TheLivi3]

Lolll

[@aliyahlovescris]

OhShit I'm crying 😂

[@Kornbread]

hahhahaah I can’t stop laughing

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Science.

[@laineyluvslanadelrey]

nightmare blunt rotation

[@nonconnahordeath]

you could stop at five or six puffs, or just one

[@johnmartinez7440]

Nightmare? This would be fascinating.

[@rustynail6819]

You kidding me, this is a dream team of blunt rotation.

[@ARUiARTfr]

“Can I ask you kind of a weird question?” *poses*

[@ARUiARTfr]

“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here” Proceeds to try martial arts

[@RED01SEA]

people say that time heals all wombs !!!!

[@Ant_0n_y0u]

👩🏼 👉🏻👚👉🏻 🦵🏻🦵🏻

[@1st_player_XD]

Yes

[@noahclark7603]

That was my favorite part

[@maliciousbugman]

Choose Your Character

[@oliviaf4411]

+Platinum the Trinity she doesnt need friends, though, they disappoint her

[@Peace8267]

Carla Shaw Car-Car-Car-Car Carla Shaw! (super smash bros melee)

[@captaing.mainwaring5252]

+BullockDS Richard Forkin.

[@thehotguy773]

+BullockDS Honey, you got a big storm comin.

[@littledemand5346]

+BullockDS Joe Banks sounds like he can fight.

[@PseudoPseudoDionysius]

These people are the default sims in The Sims 1 come to life.

[@ellie8161]

Oh my god you're right

[@banh_mi857]

This is what townies are like in Sims 4

[@bageled_meme9867]

Yesus

[@edumeleroverdu8509]

I was just thinking that!

[@Jason-tf5jd]

Amazing!!

[@razer5harp54]

This is like a really calm nightmare with an emphasis on the unknowable life of strangers

[@skylerhmoore]

i don't need friends, they *disappoint* me.

[@Ashannnaaa]

skullfuck. HEY MOM

[@jamiewickersham8899]

AYYYY

[@Youreeffingangel]

MAMA

[@iamnotme3986]

Motto of my life

[@gspiderstudios]

MOM IS HERE

[@Jesse-ri5ud]

this entire video is a journey through all the levels of hell

[@otterhero6229]

Danté is SWOONING

[@zenonix5710]

heaven*

[@yellowmustard8077]

Joe banks 82 years young is satan and the ducks are his devils

[@elizabethdegroot89]

You could stop at five or six levels of hell, or just all.

[@ultrashmutz93]

6:48

[@user-tf6qi1uh2g]

why is no one talking about the man who sensually rolls his wheelchair

[@flusheroftoilets420]

His name's Johnny Joestar

[@muthascorpio]

LMFAOOOOO

[@Dragoneer]

Pimp my wheelchair before it was cool

[@GaryGeezer-l2s]

because he is a tenderqueer soft boi who is on sesh

[@goatherds]

3:40 “I want him - and I know you can’t keep him forever…” is chilling 😳😱🫣

[@AlyssaRueckert]

her’s was pretty good i think! still weird contextless, but she was one of the few who seemed like a believable actor

[@nonconnahordeath]

a few of these folks have genuine talent and that lady is definitely one of them

[@SmashPass-p4y]

And the dance afterwards lmaoo

[@professoroak2568]

Teacher: Ok class time to introduce yourself The class:

[@arikakarin2323]

my introduction : 0:54

[@Basher.G]

I didn't know Yukudstopet Fievorsickstors Orjustwon is such a common name

[@MickeyMouse-jg8ql]

My introduction: 0:09

[@Basher.G]

@@MickeyMouse-jg8ql hello Eyedoneefreds Theidy Sapoinmee

[@honestlyowain1121]

Hi my name is Owain You could stop at five or six stores or just one. My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway 🕺

[@annascarpone6357]

can i ask you kind of a weird question? **aggressive finger guns**

[@caludmorel5473]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nick_the_xiv8721]

Thats me trying to flirt😂

[@koozboy]

TOP 10 ANIME CLIFFHANGERS

[@galacticlaser4461]

That’s the question, her pose was the question

[@ffy0000]

bisexuals:

[@cameron-mp3lz]

“can i ask you kind of a weird question?” “💃”

[@dirtygaragewiffleball9621]

1000th like lol

[@gdnatural2.232]

Dirty Garage Wiffleball I WAS ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE FAKER

[@kkkatsuki]

LIKE A BOSS MEMES! calm your ass down lol

[@guppy12b]

@@dirtygaragewiffleball9621 or just one.

[@hkg2310]

all i been thinking about loooooool

[@Gabby-fc1dv]

“Can I ask you a kind of weird question?...” 🕺🏼

[@WaveAqualei]

Copied

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Nice

[@whkelll]

Wolfs eat Grass LMAOAOAOAJAYSJWONSKSJSJDNDNSJSJSSNSKSKWWWNBWWNWJWUWKWLW WKAKQMQ WIWMimcryingJANWKWNWNSSKSNS

[@doctoc1334]

Technologic_Wave So? 😂

[@icecreamsandwich7522]

👈 👈

[@Rum-Runner]

3:55 Poor guy. There’s no way they didn’t call him “Dick Foreskin”. Imagine going your whole life with a name like that.

[@spookboi]

dick foreskin or fork in dick

[@NickPapison]

what’s hilarious to me is that he introduces himself as richard but they label him as dick 😭 such an unfortunate nick name

[@gsaucegaming6635]

He also had a “Rocky moment”

[@arctos333]

I don’t think these are their real names. I mean, whose name is melody or beanie?

[@Rum-Runner]

@@arctos333 You’d be surprised. I know quite a few people named Melody tbf, it’s not an uncommon name.

[@melatoniin]

“I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.” wow. that’s deep.

[@anthraxiii7753]

the only thing that is deep is my pain in this ungodly world

[@teenyweeny3005]

where’s ur pfp from?

[@wonkwev]

I feel like a deer in the headlights of false hope whenever I get close with a girl

[@maddestoflads5040]

are you 14, cuz that would make sense if so

[@energeticmaniac]

You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one

[@RingPop14]

“I can’t stand it when she touches me”

[@rebekahw.8990]

pcg that one is underrated

[@xiomaraferrer]

69 likes, nice.

[@muthascorpio]

A whole mood

[@robertodumitrescu887]

That's what He said

[@Johnny_BGood]

she was way ahead of the coronavirus

[@koenvandamme6901]

It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.

[@anthonyhughes8026]

Koen Van Damme lmao

[@mickymikado4240]

I read this comment at 1 in the morning and I absolutely cracked up almost woke the household lmao

[@Etomia]

Koen Van Damme why can I not superlike a comment on KZbin :')

[@AkenoFrost]

😆 LMAO

[@nova-id1wy]

Koen Van Damme that’s good

[@stuffandwhatnot5413]

"I am the queen of the universe. The waves part, they engulf me and the water is warm" I NEED to take a motivational retreat with this woman!

[@Aryzo]

she got crazy eyes

[@abbeyredits]

nahhh bro she's got serious cult leader vibes

[@stefanm.734]

Even knowing these are acting auditions, some of these just make no sense.

[@katiekate2999]

Finally someone explains some context lmao. I still have no idea what the fuck is going on

[@givecamichips]

At least one of them is from an improv class, so being given weird stuff and making it work was a goal for some of them.

[@chocolatepudding1241]

Katie Kate oh this whole time, I thought it was a weird commercial

[@misocompilations1044]

an unus annus fan, i see you’re a man of taste

[@0rionz_b3lt]

Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

[@SwaggerSonic]

This becomes more nonsensical and scary and confusing as it progresses

[@VentureTime_ow]

Doggo Dom try an think of it as there all amazing actors an says what comes to mind

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

I'm gonna have some weird as hell nightmares tonite...😬

[@anubis9543]

Agreed

[@someusername1452]

1:28

[@RobinFlysHigh]

Hmm

[@FriendlyKat]

"He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." I'm sorry?

[@Fuhrertheboss]

Probably referencing pegging

[@filth8369]

I read this at the exact time I heard it

[@elimyers9413]

@@filth8369 hahaha me too! How funny

[@sofiah.r5534]

What? Doesn’t everyone do that?

[@filth8369]

Sofia H.R I thought so at first too but it’s only like 70% of the population

[@lilpetz500]

I love that the Queen of the Universe doesn't actually have any other lines. She's not even in the casting call, she just showed up and introduced herself.

[@Tiffany1Nicole]

She might be my favorite 🤣

[@ValenciaStables]

*im a deer in the headlights of love*

[@_ohyeahharder_2305]

AdelaideEventing little did he know he was a deer in the headlights of Corvette Williams (2:37)

[@kadenduzan8405]

Wow

[@antisocialboy3756]

AdelaideEventing I can't stand it when she *touches* me

[@sativabunni]

me

[@basedbattledroid3507]

PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES... *annd knnoww whennn tu KICK!!!*

[@belledunn2640]

I clicked on this random KZbin recommendation thinking, "oh only 8 mins?" It felt SO much longer oh god

[@greyxofgaming2568]

Can I just say the ducks aren't in Canada, we have a regular amount of ducks

[@soursnail5450]

Belle Dunn honestlyyyyyy

[@kobil316SH]

Belle Dunn god its still going

[@ilovecorpseparty8930]

Belle Dunn I wonder why

[@positivemindset9221]

@@ilovecorpseparty8930 boy you need help

[@sunlooper]

I think I may just stick to the 5 other stores

[@charimuvilla8693]

Yeah but there might be 6 you can't be sure

[@alasticend3416]

LOL🤣🤣

[@vapezerkerreviews5193]

Or just one...

[@elizabethmaahs7325]

Smart choice 🤔

[@IJDKProductions]

*I want him...and I know you cant keep him forever.* *That always puts the fear of God in me*

[@magus_k]

i cant stop giggling at this even though i have already seen this so many times

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Same, I'm back & losing my shit. I forgot all about the terror of 7:49

[@cherrytoli]

teacher: the test isn’t that confusing the test:

[@SeanMoran-ct2xk]

N A S A Pink Floyd fan? Me too!

[@cherrytoli]

Sean Moran ayyy

[@gameplaygaminggamerofgames2959]

I would like but it’s at 420

[@cherrytoli]

Gameplay Gaming Gamer of Games not all hero’s wear capes, respect ✊

[@SeanMoran-ct2xk]

NASA himself is speaking fax

[@WSSRIOTCONTROL]

Why does the background look like you're getting your school picture taken

[@tia.p]

WSSRIOTCONTROL yesss

[@rageboyRM]

Mute backgrounds in screen tests help highlight non prominent facial features.

[@h455hn]

.... I thought I was the only one XD

[@gagastan9901]

xD

[@Kate-he8ug]

Thank you for using proper grammar

[@dero7762]

When she said “I don’t need friends,they disappoint me” I felt that

[@BiG-JuPO1O1]

That me in life

[@phaen_c]

friends don't need me, I'm a disappointment.

[@thorondorstrelokx9018]

@@phaen_c we know what you feel bruh :(

[@DreaCc-06]

Me to 🤚🏻🤚🏻😔😔

[@muthascorpio]

Same ! Goals

[@jasonbordine1396]

6:37 when the cashier says “enjoy your food” and you respond “thanks, you too”

[@ultraaquamarine]

Idk why it's that bad. They will have food at some point in the future.

[@samandom8772]

You could stop at 5 or 6 cashiers, or just one.

[@NachtAsile]

​@@samandom8772Would one person fill you up though? Better keep going

[@Beautybyallii7]

the movement after “i can see the statue of liberty” i was in tears

[@loadedx16]

*WHY DID HE ARCH HIS BACK LMAO*

[@bungarin4041]

ergh he broke his back

[@kerriwells1606]

Beautybyallii7 MEE TOO

[@kellystrammy3867]

Beautybyallii7 IM HYPERVENTILATING SHHAHEHA

[@aidanmacivor4881]

1:07

[@Philip3777]

it gets more confusing as the video continues and *i love it*

[@jojoleonhart1840]

Same

[@smock7626]

Omg me toooo

[@ava-dv4zp]

me and my multiple personalities at 3 am

[@Zyn_Shi]

OMG IT'S MURDOC AHHHH *insert long fangirling moment* But yeah same

[@happyface3111]

ava same tho!

[@London_Tipton]

Fucking same omg

[@sladewatkins]

i don't need friends, they disappoint me.

[@judi9126]

Lmao same

[@Maoilios12]

There I was, reading about economics and price discrimination when I came across "firms could charge two or three prices...." and my brain autocompleted with "Or just one." Now I'm here.

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

Working theory: this is an ad for a bookstore, and everyone's quoting their favorite line from a book.

[@beahgg]

:0!

[@colorbar.s]

wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for

[@archie-1208]

What kind of freakish book is the duck guy reading

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

@Yess7895 ty

[@cyanidefilledcandy2]

@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times. If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store. I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).

[@anniegibbons1235]

"i don't need friends they disappoint me" then i knew this would be golden

[@anniegibbons1235]

Chloe H. Magpie Night you need to watch this

[@lec.9513]

wtf is this

[@schulerkleinfelter7202]

^

[@anniegibbons1235]

i think its a mcdonald's commercial audition tape and its amazing

[@michelleloomis3076]

Yes. That's what kept me watching 😂

[@collardgreens5633]

1:08 “I can see the statue of liberty from here” *Fights the air and gets injured*

[@YoureWrong1111]

Like all good New York landmarks

[@danielaramos2375]

kinda hit the woah doe🥴

[@maddie7086]

I’m not ok i thought he hit the woah

[@shark.infestedcowboy6248]

He's in the closet. I had him stuffed

[@lucia3577]

I’m not ok 👊✊👊✋🕺🏻🤛🤜🤛

[@areurdytoparty]

4:27 me talking to myself in the mirror having an anxiety attack before going out

[@hiiilolol]

same

[@yourstrulytea]

HELP

[@beebee3871]

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@underthewater176]

Women NOTICE 😂😂😂

[@_JoeVer]

women. notice😂

[@gnashattack1]

Some of these people are actually good and natural actors and that’s worse

[@miraculousfarronyt2775]

okay but tbh

[@willrogers9932]

1:26

[@creativeblunder]

Will Rogers nah

[@inanefabas4402]

@@willrogers9932 Why do you not have a home anymore?

[@ThatGuy-bz4yv]

I think your entire profile is worse than that thought

[@cindyjenkins1913]

senior quote: "i feel like a deer in the headlights of love" OR "honey, you've got a big storm coming"

[@carolineroberts9644]

Lil Timmy Tim 2 one

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Second one. Make us proud.

[@emilycolmenares6463]

Mine is honey you got a big storm coming

[@mralt1923]

2

[@osh2162]

Caroline Roberts he’s in the closet, I stuffed him. Cause I was in the ~closet~

[@taraodoherty7954]

“i am the *queen* of the universe the waves part, they engulf me and the water is warm”

[@acid2484]

She peed in the water.

[@amandaf7214]

THE WAVES PAHHHHRRT

[@adamramirez3866]

THEY ENGAAAAGHHHLLLPPPH ME and the water is WHHHAARMMM

[@JonFD]

A Kloes The lady who voiced her died :-(

[@greyxofgaming2568]

WAGGGGGHHHHTEEERRRR

[@L1nk2002]

Idk why but the fact that these are real people with real lives whose existence is not bound to this video is crazy to me.

[@evildead2002]

Can you imagine if every single one of these guys were in a film together 😂

[@harleyphoenix9773]

I want this

[@christiannunez6421]

A truly great ensemble cast!

[@excs4619]

They are. This is the film.

[@besofryoutube]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYWUgHuelp6Unck

[@bella8889]

It's called The Room (2003)

[@zoe-tk8gk]

*i don’t need friends, they disappoint me* i really felt that

[@iwillbymitski]

“The test isn’t that hard to understand!” The test:

[@fuziontonygaming]

IVY League entry exam be like

[@plamuek15_ytsubforacookie53]

Imao

[@hermionegranger9714]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@HattieMcDanielonaMoon]

@@fuziontonygaming we don't have entry exams in the US

[@walkintobrickwallsfordays8756]

I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT

[@ssjfroku]

I want this played on multiple tvs as you walk in to my funeral. All the videos will be played at different times lol

[@sonicroll3000]

"I want him, and I know you can't keep him forever."

[@tianapuente3872]

LMAOOO UY SAID THAT RIGHHT AT THE PART I WAS AT

[@HodlinC]

Tiana Puente 3 months ago??

[@falconbalcon632]

SAME

[@aaliyahlovee3692]

+Tiana Puente SAME OMG

[@UltraBeats1]

If you search her up, she's now a grandma who works at Walmart in Back Bay, Boston.

[@rosielow527]

“You could stop at five or six stores, or just one. *_that always puts the fear of god in me”_*

[@zaidjamal]

That one got me too hahaha

[@cathal8898]

Thepolucehaveotlrderstoshootniggasfirst

[@evenrik_2214]

Rosie Low i always thought it was 5 or 6 Doors

[@Dead_pixelz_]

I thought she seemed the most normal, and then she said the second quote 😂

[@bingo2underscores]

timestamp plz

[@Rryki]

“Some say the ducks went to Canada.” “Others say Toronto.” *Alright*

[@xovaeh-ek7gg]

The man was a foolll but don’t make a murder out of him

[@zman8184]

Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?

[@troywright359]

@@xovaeh-ek7gg best actor there imo

[@ajoajoajoaj]

You do realize it's a Simpsons reference?

[@Rryki]

Yes of course they’re reading from a script

[@firestorm376]

"They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people to sleep." Damn, that one gave me legit chills.

[@celadon0451]

"Some say... the ducks went to Canada... But others say... Toronto..."

[@mozzietheaussie5482]

*does strange leg wobble arm shake nose break pose*

[@donotresussitate]

↩️ 80 years young. ↪️ one day 🔄 the ducks 🔄⤴️⤵️ were gone

[@tutin9930]

It's a simpsons reference

[@averyhoward9511]

5:17

[@averyhoward9511]

6:17

[@mosquitojames5690]

This definitely has a deeper meaning and I don’t think we are able find it out

[@_Just_Someone]

Yeah lol

[@dimokratisnt3637]

@@_Just_Someone ikr

[@imchez169]

Indeed :()

[@nezface1091]

I think it’s a mcdonalds comercial

[@traktortarik8224]

There is no meaning. There is nothing. This is the universe.

[@a_ghost5950]

I'm convinced this is just an easter egg of early beta testing data for the simulation that is the universe.

[@dickforkin1305]

I can confirm

[@sillyjilly1855]

Omg yeah your right 0-0

[@61010anna]

idk this might be a secret cutscene ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@user-mv2vc4vf1z]

Unused questlines

[@philipchurch8772]

or just ONE!

[@ajventura2423]

“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to KZbin in 2010.

[@TriadManInit1_]

definitely AI generated

[@kuni2330]

I don't think AI could make something this strange

[@ajventura2423]

@@kuni2330 Yeah, this video was made waaayyyyy back before ai was even a thing.

[@lemonsdelish]

​@@ajventura2423I think they were talking about your comment.

[@itslitillgohome3558]

*HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING*

[@lukemckenzie0121]

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE TOUCHES ME

[@dogeking713]

I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME!

[@jamiewickersham8899]

I HEARD ENOUGH OF YOU LAST NIGHT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME

[@AmericanPharaoh10]

0:25 for those looking for it

[@ohyeayea68]

I feel like a deer in the headlights of love...

[@emmaj5807]

I finally figured out what these are They're auditions so I guess they had to say the commercial line and then their own line.

[@dymiej8733]

Emma - yea i was thinking the same thing.

[@xovinniee]

Emma - but ive never seen anything saying 5 or 6 stores or just 1

[@SirFaceFone]

It's for a McDonald's ad

[@xovinniee]

FortyFive oh

[@svimarie6844]

a_wooden_horse-_- McDonald’s.

[@4567a-x9d]

I imagine having schizophrenia is like if all these people had a conversation

[@veganmocha]

4567a as someone professionally diagnosed with schizophrenia/psychosis, i can confirm that this is exactly what it’s like

[@mission101]

bubbleteakeith do you have anyone in your head like the lady at 6:52. I hope not

[@cocagirl765]

4567a LMAO

[@Woodside235]

"Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know. where. to. kick." 5:30 Kinda a legitimately good line.

[@alexf225]

she's kinda cool

[@RoseCalyx]

​@@alexf225fr she seems like a badass

[@julesrichards2421]

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me." same

[@loose_screwed]

GavinTalks TooMuch Me tbh

[@hobowoofer3755]

I'm the one that dissapoints

[@Album27]

Looooonleeeey you are so looooonleeeey

[@property3959]

I'm dying

[@kjcruiser7855]

AmazingAlex 27 Why you here than,screw off

[@theposhpersonaj2802]

"I am the Queeeen of the Uniiiverse. The waves pahhhhrt n' they enguuuulf meee and the watur is wahhhrm. *creepy smile*

[@clustr5285]

The Posh Person AJ You've created a whole 'notther FNAF sequel or something...

[@clustr5285]

Also I play aj too *dabs*

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Shut up.. just shut up... don't say a word

[@shekinahjeanjordain9445]

HONEY YOU'VE GOT A BIG STORM COMING

[@s_libraaa]

I will sack the FUCKING lot of you. Is that clear.

[@shelbytran9863]

0:39 Her: "Can i ask you a weird question?" Me: go on... Her: 💃🏻

[@siryes]

i mean there is the weird part but no question

[@ayana707]

OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@balterblack8592]

1:26

[@stephanienader7604]

@@balterblack8592 wow this was just a few seconds ago

[@Libineeraj]

*⛹🏻‍♀️*

[@wavewingman5993]

The delivery of "I don't need friends, they disappoint me" goes so hard.

[@nalu5551]

3:40 "I want him... and I know you cant keep him forever.." *Commits Angelina Ballerina*

[@rebekahw.8990]

IceWarrior that’s my favorite move in the whole thing

[@stalecheeeto]

you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just end my suffering.

[@kagechaos8899]

same

[@emmastrege9297]

eleven :DDD

[@omersafian7659]

i know ur photo it was mine two months ago

[@eatit5962]

Barry B. Benson hey do me a favor and give me your profile picture

[@randimallett5604]

H O N E Y Y O U G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N

[@MrPrius-fy1sc]

this gets more and more disturbing as it goes on

[@alfiona7951]

This is torture.

[@palebludot]

every once in a while i come back to this and it never gets old

[@nightfallkitty5496]

Honey, you've got a big storm coming.

[@lizzz2u388]

NightFallKitty bruh

[@rubyayers7320]

Theory: these are all people from Gen Z who learned to time travel.

[@1pukegl1tter_]

Ruby Doo honestly it probably is

[@rebekahw.8990]

Seriously. I didn’t even realize it could be for a commercial or something until my older brother said it

[@patrickpowers4533]

Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.

[@rebekahw.8990]

Patrick Powers yeah, I could tell they were doing short (very short lol) monologues too

[@claudiaperi4990]

And the ducks monologue is from the Simpsons.

[@Luckyman125]

*I cAnT sTanD iT wHeN sHe touChEs mE*

[@Fivedollerfootlongg]

I was invested in Joe Banks, 82 years young who’s come to feed the ducks for the past 17 years.

[@POLOR1000]

*I Am The Queen Of The Universe.* *The waves part,* *They E N G O L F Me* *And The Water Is W A R M.*

[@dweebingdailey5795]

0:53

[@ayana707]

@@dweebingdailey5795 thanks!

[@Josh23761]

She literally started saying it soon as I started reading.

[@bitterrsquiidss]

That One made me uncomfortable. The way she says it and *stares*

[@chrispboi7906]

I can’t stand it when she touches me

[@UmeSama2080]

So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore Edit: They’re still in business!

[@mariama5747]

Lolol wth

[@MusicLoverr345]

Ooo I live in Chicago, let me check XD

[@user-iz6dj1qz8e]

They are

[@yaaasante7870]

They’re still around actually

[@SoWhySoSirious]

omg THANK YOU finally makes sense

[@hhjmmmbvvnmm2590]

7:50 “OTher GUys will feeD YOu LIES BUt I’LL take You to MICKY DEEEEEESSSSSS”

[@mrfrickboy6704]

Fluffy The Savage Siamese I swear that guy has split personalities😂

[@ReversePanda]

Okay but get real, who turns down free lunch. Get this guy a raise.

[@dontatme7]

tell me the truth, you tapped that ass!

[@pineapplepie4929]

Yes

[@robertmcginty4146]

Time of death: 7:50

[@tiredishere]

I come back to this every now and again and it never gets old

[@d33m0nic]

“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here” “🕺🏼”

[@missycat7598]

**Dislocates back**

[@jacobkemezys3453]

Well I can see Russia from my house!

[@webkore8824]

Deuce XO he broke his back

[@nevenmusic3024]

I feel like this has somehow given me a deep insight into all of these people's personalities for some reason

[@kafkafication3449]

Like a Rorschach test.

[@mosquitojames5690]

I was going to say the same thing😳like i don’t think this is supposed to exist

[@Opawesum]

Me too. Me too.

[@MoclanOppsada]

Estoy acuerdo.

[@Wosdome]

Ikr

[@Liviathan]

Love how he chose to say "Richard Forkin" but the editors were adamant to include "Dick Forkin"

[@emalaw1329]

Oh hey, fancy meeting you here! If you're the real Liv_iathan, your videos about Hungarian vocabulary always manage to crack me up, keep up the good work!

[@Liviathan]

@@emalaw1329 haha thank you, I am!!

[@urmanthenascarfan5847]

Just add "es" between r and k

[@azia5051]

Who is watching this in 2022?! I am.

[@jiri1679]

Forkin, Dick

[@mochs62512]

4:09 no one is gonna be able to beat that pose

[@cowslaw]

Some call that move the “apprehensive step”

[@elijahwagner9881]

Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.

[@TheBanMan]

Greatest Twilight Zone monologue in history

[@gregor-samsa3723]

Isn't this also from the simpsons?

[@wetwank]

THE FUCKIMG TURNS END MY LIFE

[@ithanmonico2495]

Eli Wagner copyright!

[@megaddington7774]

the way he revolves omg is he in a wheeley chair

[@cyddi3919]

“you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just one“ “𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒“

[@historysyourbestfriend5500]

“ *i can’t stand it when she touches me* “

[@astragato.]

He's In My Closet

[@astragato.]

How did you get that font?

[@cyddi3919]

@A Bunch Of Insecure Buddys i downloaded a fonts app

[@taxiiswith2is]

The truck driver: Honey, youve got a big storm coming

[@toyastewartdowney3316]

I am the QWEEN of the universe, The WWAAVVES part, They enGULF, And the WATER is WARM

[@soup4720]

Toya Stewart Downey **smiles**

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

Or just one

[@Mesruksi]

LEGOBRICK STUDIOS I can see the statue of liberty from here

[@Beauryllium]

*u n c o m f o r t a b l e*

[@bastantejulia]

I keep remembering this video every once in a while and cry laughter. Today was one of those days.

[@GusTheMcNugget]

Why is this whole video just me alone in my room talking to myself

[@heyitzmae]

can relate

[@mxya707]

Mood

[@mintstar3]

The duck guy story 4:59 6:16 7:00 8:23 I'm sorry this was gold

[@Rottypops]

A Simpsons reference

[@TheHammyYammy]

This was Bart’s people, thank you for watching.

[@jindialston1099]

Do the roar

[@guccicookers5152]

I love how his whole body moves keeps moving to turn his head

[@justandrew9752]

0:53 "I am the Queen of the universe, the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm." **Insert weird smile**

[@property3959]

I feel like a deer in the headlights of love

[@letssuitcase]

I dont need friends they disappoint me

[@energeticmaniac]

0:25 honey you got a big storm comin

[@iLikeTheUDK]

Or just one.

[@s0phi4r]

"the water is warm" *creepy smile* *sees yellow water* "Linda!!!!!!!!"

[@natsv4095]

I have never understood what on the world is happening here, but that never fails to make it all the more funny😭

[@silverpunk1550]

1:29 She's ACTUALLY talented. Omg

[@damaracarpenter8316]

I know I was engrossed in whatever story she was part of 😍♥️

[@aniyajames2822]

Current mood

[@kaipatrick2007]

Ha

[@jorgechavarria4799]

3:17 too

[@courtneyyeehaw6679]

real talent at 0:26

[@evemangam]

"I am the *queen* of the *u n i v e r s e* the waves *part* they engulf me, and whe water is *w a a r m* " **awkward smile**

[@alabasterindigo]

I heard “Men golf me”

[@blakethederg]

Reading this just as that was said

[@allypally5155]

6:33 he actually sounds good, he could be like some sort of narrator

[@Severeballoonknot]

I agree

[@allypally5155]

RATATATATA YaoyorozU-

[@WolfHunner]

Sounds like a western film

[@anonymousidea9119]

He sounds like dustin hoffman

[@HaveanOreshnik]

This is pretty soothing to put on an old analog TV in Kursk

[@alexaremigio102]

Honey, you've got a big storm coming *SNAP* *half of the universe dies*

[@porowa9048]

Spiderman : * DON'T FEEL SO GOOD *

[@CPGreeno357]

it was inevitable :/

[@okamiisaway5869]

@@CPGreeno357 He was inevitable

[@ray06190]

You where ahead of your time

[@justin_e8292]

bring me thanos

[@aokh604]

I'm pretty sure there's an incredibly deep lore behind this video

[@GravityK-b]

The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.

[@SRowntree]

There is and it's forbidden knowledge

[@azulon435]

Also they tell them to introduce themselves, Say the stores líne, and to test their ad libbing skills they tell them: quick, show us how agile You are.

[@rebelrouzer5318]

this is where Zuccerfucker came from.

[@_Killkor]

Five or Six Stores ARG

[@ryeleeel]

“In the future, humor will be randomly generated”

[@daredevil5614]

Lol

[@tortis6342]

weedeater

[@chokedonthedust]

_weedeater_

[@c3p0worksatburgerking35]

Thos video is from 6 years ago and its proof that humor doesnt change like at all

[@stormi2534]

"And someone got up there and said... he said... um... Blahblahblahblahblah" I was rolling after this one.

[@isaacterry1243]

I loved him, he asked me to have a baby and I said "no." *...and then he got hit by a bus*

[@mick8259]

I love how this also has no replies on it so here, have a reply.

[@mr.kingofphenomenal4629]

HONEY, YOU GOT BIG STORM COMING!!!!

[@wiffywiffy7896]

SLAPS THIGH*

[@Corrupt03]

Why is this so fking terrifying

[@smokeymanalotoo]

Corrupt coz no context

[@alterracorp7852]

Honey, you got a big storm coming

[@205james5]

You could stop at just 5 or 6 stores

[@alterracorp7852]

Or just ONE☝️

[@205james5]

Alterra Corp I DON’T NEED FRIENDS, THEY DISAPPOINT ME 🕺🏽

[@paolocruz7917]

Carla Shaw has a point, she's an icon and she's a legend

[@IceCrystal130]

She is THE moment

[@wohlhabendermanager]

Carla Shaw knows that "the friends we made along the way" is just a giant hoax.

[@IceCrystal130]

@@wohlhabendermanager exactly

[@FrozenPines]

She doesn’t need friends, they disappoint her. 🙄 💅✨

[@foisdequoi]

And she is still alive.

[@gottderneuenwelt]

I always use this quote for my voice training sessions. As well as counting from one to ten in german. This video is legendary