"A Fistful of Almonds" | Ep 8 | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

[@sharonaharoonian5106]

Sarah is like a friend who makes you feel good every time you to talk to her. You can never feel lonely with Sarah.

[@angelamarie_]

Same feeling here. ❤

[@mesquitaraquel2408]

I always prefer to LISTEN to podcasts while I’m doing other things, but Sarah is SO expressive and it’s SO funny to see her facial expressions that I just HAVE to stop everything and watch the podcast here! :)

[@Jazchula]

This podcast is the best thing that happened to me all year

[@angelamarie_]

Same here ❤

[@seasalt3188]

Me too

[@messyjessy0420]

I was just about to say the same thing

[@eleanorreynolds7486]

Y es music works 4 alheimersp.

[@messyjessy0420]

Sarah, you've single handedly saved 2020 by doing this podcast. You're the hero I knew we all needed. Thank you!

[@jessleavens7776]

I've just discovered this podcast and it's the best thing to happen in 2020.

[@HH-gv8mx]

Do you still feel the sma way bc I just found it and love it!

[@jessleavens7776]

@@HH-gv8mx absolutely

[@whodissis1]

I’ve always loved this woman, but this podcast has cemented that love tenfold 😍

[@danspringer12]

You have to make "A Fistful of Almonds" the movie now. Starring Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Rory.

[@Jellomanbrain]

I found this because I hoped there was a Sarah Silverman podcast.....Holy shit there is!!!!!!

[@missbeaussie]

I felt that last "oy oy"

[@itsmargi5076]

A lot of comedians have a podcast but, only you and Neal can make me laugh like no other.

[@ashleighcleaver9009]

I literally have so much admiration for you Sarah Silverman as a comedian n so much more but this podcast I literally so stoked you did it. Because I love the things you talk about n not to mention I literally check all the time if you've done a new episode that's how much I love it.

[@angelamarie_]

I do too ❤

[@peripherialvision3287]

Love you. Thank you.

[@garybencomo9665]

After hearing her talk about this podcast on Howard Stern's show (hilarious, great interview btw!), I checked out her latest episode...terrific! I am adding this show to my regular lists of podcasts.

[@imdrifter534]

Gotta say it, thanks again Sarah for another great podcast/conversation with your viewers! Congrats on the well deserved first guest! Today what stuck with me the most was the statement you made about being into the truth no matter how inconvenient :) You go girl!

[@someone1]

Please make longer episodes!

[@missbeaussie]

The sponsors take about 15 minutes

[@dingodoggy66]

I always get excited when your vids pop up in my feed and have to immediately click on them 😍😍😍😍 You’re the best ❤️

[@jbchervin]

I was totally taking that ride with her when she was describing how our internal biological structures can resemble the cosmos. We're all struggling in the deep end of the pool when it comes to ideas like that babe.

[@christinechin1909]

This is great. 😄

[@Domzdream]

She's got the perfect voice for animation films.

[@shaunpeterson2606]

@ralphyoung That was me that called in about the vegan stuff. And I’ll tell you what -Ralph I take my veganism very seriously. No leather. No Glues- I wear vegan shoes only. I know that non-vegans love to try to point out hypocrisy in vegans. Some get a real thrill out of it. What I’m suggesting is that everybody do the best they can. And if vegan ice cream tastes pretty much the same as dairy ice cream -why wouldn’t you just switch? The other thing I forgot to mention in my little tirade there was that the thing that’s crazy about dairy is after five years of being dairy cows-they slaughter that cow anyway. So dairy cows are hamburgers. They just tortured him for five years before they turn them into hamburgers. And they artificially inseminate them a couple times a year. Which is essentially rape. I know that sounds extreme but those cows do not want a human to stick their arms up their vaginas and artificial inseminate them. They just don’t- go on KZbin and watch a couple insemination videos and you tell me if that cow looks like they want that. And the same goes for chickens. You’ve all seen that 90% of eggs come from chickens that are stuffed in little cages. But after a few years of laying eggs they just kill those chickens for meat. So if you’re eating eggs you may as well just eat chicken because the same farm that makes eggs also produces chicken meat- The chickens are just tortured for a few years laying eggs and shitting all over each other- and even if you buy cage free or free range eggs it doesn’t matter. After some years they’re going to slaughter those free range chickens for meat-They’re not gonna let those chickens die of old age.

[@BrainSturgeon]

Sarah, I love you and your podcast. You've been such an inspiration and beacon of calm for me; I feel like I know you like a friend just from watching and listening to you for a decade. That "wealth addict" thing you mentioned is so true.

[@elishaminor2900]

This is my other favorite podcast. I love Sarah comedy and insight

[@MsSonie1]

I really enjoy watching you when I can, but if not I listen to your podcast on Amazon. I am enjoying your podcast so much...makes me laugh out loud....this is something different for me as I don't usually use profanity when I talk ( sometimes, especially when I'm mad) but I totally appreciate the way you share your stories, how you express the frustration I am feeling about this whole election drama and current president. Thank you for having this platform. When you come across a good substitute for cheese, and ice cream please share.

[@carahowell4260]

This is really great!!

[@troywilliams6849]

I lourves you started a podcast. 🤘🔥🔥🤘

[@killnazis3685]

Oh Sarah, my dear Sarah. Thanks to nature that you are on our goofy sane side.

[@racheller8753]

Awe Sarah took it personal!! Peoples actions don't always measure their feeling or desire for us !! I am thinking he better make up for making Sarahs sweet loving being equal to almonds !! Your girls box is always numero uno #Rory !!! Love you guys!! Always hilarious, informative & fuuuun!!! 💫💓🙏🏿🙏🏼🙏🏽✌🏼

[@williamcorgile9823]

Glad I found this ! A little better than listening to Alex Jones !

[@pinkflame7237]

posted right as I was thinking about it

[@angelamarie_]

Same here

[@reandruzzi]

I'm always thinking about it

[@pineconey]

Here are great replacements: Melt vegan butter (amazing), Oatly or Chobani oat milk (excellent), Cado chocolate chip mint ice cream (very nice), Miyoko oat milk pepper jack cheese (very good). I don't care for Miyoko butter or cream cheese, but that particular sliced cheese is good.

[@75YBA]

Man, I’m glad you have a new channel!

[@VeganTrove]

As a vegan I've become so sensitive to the life of others. I do my best not to harm ants. I do my best to save cockroaches and my life has become so full in a good way. I've become a more loving person since becoming vegan. Imagine how the world would be Sarah if we all became vegan

[@MatthewEngelson]

She is everyone's hall pass.

[@VeganTrove]

Sarah, check out The Empire files with Abby Martin. It is not fake news. It's not conspiracy theory stuff. It's real journalism

[@VeganTrove]

Sarah. Check this out: "The study published in the journal Science, created a huge dataset based on almost 40,000 farms in 119 countries and covering 40 food products that represent 90% of all that is eaten. It assessed the full impact of these foods, from farm to fork, on land use, climate change emissions, freshwater use and water pollution (eutrophication) and air pollution (acidification). “A vegan diet is probably the single biggest way to reduce your impact on planet Earth, not just greenhouse gases, but global acidification, eutrophication, land use and water use,” said Joseph Poore, at the University of Oxford, UK, who led the research. “It is far bigger than cutting down on your flights or buying an electric car,” he said, as these only cut greenhouse gas emissions. The new research shows that without meat and dairy consumption, global farmland use could be reduced by more than 75% - an area equivalent to the US, China, European Union and Australia combined - and still feed the world. Loss of wild areas to agriculture is the leading cause of the current mass extinction of wildlife"

[@themutante2321]

Big Red shout at the end, noice!

[@silentdecay]

Wonderful. Touching. So many laughs *& so many great moments. [Also "up for the challenge" on the learning curve... so many hits on the mark.]

[@megpadgettart]

If you enjoy milk and eggs, there are still more ethical options in the table than factory farming conditions. Look for local sources where you can verify the conditions the animals are kept in. :) If you decide to go vegan, that's obviously fine too, just know there's a sort of middle ground you can find depending on what exactly you're trying to support/avoid in your consumption.

[@gever419]

Love this

[@Nick-ht7gt]

Sarah is a movie star!

[@Jay-zk4lp]

Sarah! The best vegan butter is Miyoko’s. My favorite cheeses are from Violife. And my favorite vegan ice cream is Ripple. 💖

[@pineconey]

Best vegan butter is Melt. Give it a try if you can find it in your area. Tastes just like butter.

[@seasalt3188]

Holy shot! I’m so fucking happy! Finally! Please start eating elk meat and get only powerful women guests and pepper in a few males. Love your heart!

[@ChrisSanten]

i have a crush 😻 on sarah silverman. im scared too. now im jelly of roaringly.

[@bigoof2007]

I barely realized that that she is the voice of vanellopy from wreck it Ralph but love your podcast

[@inkedmamajama]

Miyokos cultured vegan butter. It’s the best. Oatmilk ice cream is pretty rich and creamy, especially from Trader Joe’s. Violife cream cheese, and cheddar flavored cream cheese are so good! Violife also makes a Parmesan block that is supposed to rock and I’ll try it tomorrow.

[@NoToxicRelationships]

Oh Sarah others make a podcast but you had made a pot-cast!!!

[@iamshaman]

Cuuuuuuuute cute cute cute 🤗💗 almond story

[@russelldooley5705]

We're all hypocrites to some degree. I got super chuffed with myself the other day for saving a lost earthworm that was on concrete and surely destined for a predator's stomach. I then went home and ate a delicious chicken sandwich.

[@erinfroehlich]

43:20 - 50:00 I literally cheered and danced this made me so happy! Sarah, I'm such a huge fan and I just have so much love and respect for you it makes me so glad you've decided to go vegan!

[@anweshagoel4425]

43:20 About veganism

[@thecapricorn11]

was she talking about roseanne barr???

[@davidadams2395]

_"Not just on the outside, but three inches deep."_ Oh, man! She will never know, but Sarah's a kindred.

[@danielm6600]

I'm looking forward to hearing you on Howard Stern. More subs are coming your way. 🤙

[@amanda67]

You need to be on the young turks

[@Keepinitreal61]

Do animals judge other animals on the earth ? Why do we judge other people, lets live together as one, F**k wars, F**k inequality, lets love. I'm such a Hippy.

[@JMojak]

Cheese/dairy is more difficult to stop eating than meat is. Since you don't eat meat you already have the one up. You can do eeeeet!

[@Keepinitreal61]

So many levels. My view, sex is sex, any time any were. No, sex doesn't define a relationship. It's nice.

[@pjhaze]

He still says millions went from MA to NH to vote in 2016. Wyoming has 500k people yet they have 2 Senators so does CA. A state of millions, I think about 7 million. That’s fair. Lol. Representatives of 17% of the country have the majority in the Senate it’s hilarious. Then of course they capped the number of Congress people, so even what is calculated by population is fixed. Now add the electoral college. All the gerrymandering and the stolen 2000 election, is why we should have 9 liberal Justices but we only have 2-3. The whole system is rigged against the left, yet I keep hearing about our centrist or conservative country?? Every Bernie policy is popular if not attached to a political party/candidate. They ALL have over 50% support. It’s all rigged. Trump is right, just not how he claims, it’s rigged against anything left of Pelosi (she’s more conservative than Nixon! She just pretends to not be racist). Thank you for letting me vent

[@mypillowguy445]

I was with you up until the quote about Pelosi, that's was just horseshit. .

[@ParallelGamingReality]

I never voted Presidential in my life. I find it hard to choose 1 side of my country so I don't participate.

[@ChrisSanten]

body sovereignty.

[@carahowell4260]

Me too with the ants!!!!! I'll save the spider etc.

[@bradleycoleman7923]

Noice about dairy! Pretty sure they grind up the dairy cows too, not just their sons.

[@narq5099]

Sarah Silverman has the best nostrils.

[@morticianjosh7116]

A fist full of almonds, For a few almonds more, the good the bad & the almonds, a bridge over river almonds, true almonds, reap the wild almonds, el almonds, rio almonds, red almonds, almonds grande, she wore a yellow almond, the man who shot liberty almond, reap the wild almond, sands of iwo almonds, oh for fucks sake......you get it.

[@hanzomain9991]

would u want to be a guest on any other podcasts or just like sticking to ur own?

[@DangerDave-e7u]

Hey

[@erikavaleries]

Dying lmao!!!!!

[@Jason1904]

It will just be good to have an alpha person as president!! Of The USA. A respectable leader.

[@treychrs]

lol. This comment hasn't aged well. Signed: Alzheimer Joe.

[@tobyleonard5410]

Left of center on the national scale is far left of what is considered left in this country

[@j.a.triliegi9497]

BUREAU OF ARTS AND CULTURE : " Okay, WE Were Going to keep IT A Secret, ME and SARAH Are in LOVE..." J.A.TRILIEGI P.S. There's No Rory...

[@robertyoung3101]

But basil leaves down when u see ants

[@jamesmarie]

Cheese is the problem.

[@heise76]

Sidebar...thanks. You're right. Biden is Biden. And...thanks. You're hilarious and I wish we were friends....but I'm a teacher and you live in the Hamptons (totally kidding....but i like hop your jokes better than mime, so...you know...effort...and ellipses).....

[@cobyo9497]

ur so pretty at ur age , im goin vegan. Damn Good job preserving urself.

[@missbeaussie]

He was high? That's important information!

[@juleslightful]

Go All The Way:)) V

[@joeger940]

Ant genocide? My gawd you're a monster.

[@SieNoel]

opening monologue: i'm sorry for how things went, but at least you'd emotionally prepared yourself ahead of time and documented it so when reality tried to make you gaslight yourself you had hard evidence to refer to that this is, unfortunately, true, and happened, and people like you were shouting it into the void, and here we are, but hey, you tried, and are trying, and that does mean something and that's what this comment is here to say. PS: you ARE amusing, and refreshingly honest, i assume that of course part of your public persona is a developed character and even in the "tell all authenticity" my concept of "sarah silverman" is still a parasocial construct i developed as a voyeur looking in on an edited-for-broadcast selection of jokes cracked and then curated into a public image but i also know enough folks who have public personas in private so like. like. LIKE. anyways, all that to say that to me the way you go about shit seems safe and like people don't have to worry about offending their way out of your life and that's amazing so keep it up i love it and wish i knew more people like that 48:00 this is the sentiment that lead to my one tattoo: a beautiful colorful blue and orange southwest lookin' spider that people constantly mistake as being a crab because when you remove the normal tropes we uses as markers people can't tell a spider and a crab apart cuz they're both arthropods and I believe if a person can learn to overcome socially programmed fear of spiders, leave "burn it with fire" behind, and learn to love and appreciate a spider (or pit bull, or rat, or roach, etc) they have exercised every mental muscle needed for tikkun olam which is a value I had before I learned that it's summed up in this Judaic concept but that term is wayyyy faster than trying to define it, and has literally been used on this podcast so I can just refer to it instead of explain it. Yay! ;) 🖖😀🖖 PS you specificaly definitely said "Noice!" when you got MLA style scripture citation quoting Jesus on ILY America i rererdrewatched that clip because this Ex-Missionary was resonating with those firey truths My best friend in first grade was named Radcliff but went by Rad so "rad" stayed a part of my vocab too and imo it IS a great story just like this comment and PS one of my dearest friends is named JoANNa Pomeroy and I send her every single episode or clip or anything i come upon where Anne Pomeroy makes an appearance because JoANNa Pomeroy has a fancy person voice that is very similar to Anne Pomeroy I wonder if they're sisters or cousins or something kbye

[@littleripper312]

Is that the first female caller? Seems like it's been all guys calling for some reason.

[@Dylon222]

If your girlfriend is a comedian, leave the comedy to her! Especially!!!! if your girlfriend is Sarah frigging Silverman. Not that I'm jealous, cause I'm not. Im NOT!!

[@alansmithee417]

Hi I'm Sarah, my pronoun is spinster.

[@robertperez7680]

It's very political. Sometimes the calls are good and sometimes there not. It's edited fast.

[@markj3169]

7 right chicken wings out 7

[@BlBl9419]

You were gonna make the poor delivery man wait while you two are bangin??

[@missbeaussie]

It's drop and go my guy

[@RoryOConnor]

You had me naked at "Rory" ... cashews,though sorry .. or sorory #protein #roryjokes sweet ! The plural of aurora is Arories.. eeh I've nothing! wow , but #nextgen 100%

[@Davett53]

Chiming in,.. in 2022. Yuck to a mouthful of nut debris, before sex. Acceptable residue, whipped creme, sweet liqueur, sweet wines,....not much else. No cheese doodle residue,...no crackers,....or pizza. Oooh, gross!...I'm thinking there is a movie,...maybe Fist full of dollars. Which made me think it was with Lee Marvin,....but it turns out to be with Clint Eastwood as the lead.

[@missbeaussie]

Wait so you ordered foot then banged then ate? That's a power play

[@GregSmithFL]

I think your position on Biden being a Reagan Republican has been proven incorrect as Biden I think is very far left in his policies right or wrong.

[@robertyoung3101]

Says a guy sitting on a leather chair and horse glued shoes

[@shaunpeterson2606]

@ralphyoung That was me that called in about the vegan stuff. And I’ll tell you what -Ralph I take my veganism very seriously. No leather. No Glues- I wear vegan shoes only. I know that non-vegans love to try to point out hypocrisy in vegans. They get a real thrill out of it. What I’m suggesting is that everybody do the best they can. And if vegan ice cream tastes pretty much the same as dairy ice cream -why wouldn’t you just switch? The other thing I forgot to mention in my little tirade there was that the thing that’s crazy about dairy is after five years of being dairy cows-they slaughter that cow anyway. So dairy cows are hamburgers. They just tortured him for five years before they turn them into hamburgers. And they artificially inseminate them a couple times a year. Which is essentially raped. I know that sounds extreme but that cows do not want a human to stick their arms up their vaginas and artificial inseminate them. They just don’t- go on KZbin and watch a couple insemination videos and you tell me if that cow looks like they want that.

[@michiganjfrog366]

You shouldn't be arguing about eating almonds.. Argue about the pronunciation of aLmonds...

[@iRedEarth]

Let's examine the almond issue from a biological perspective. Nuts are a good source of protein. They guy's about to lose some protein either in you or on you, so he needs more. Or do you just get all the protein? All of it? You take his and won't share some almonds? Selfish much?

[@missbeaussie]

You're friends with someone who writes for a magazine that had a section called "black crimes"??

[@gregjarnigan1]

Still doing black-face, Sarah?

[@lasertits]

She’s addressed that in a previous podcast already, in case you think you’re outing her something.

[@mypillowguy445]

Still pretending to be outraged by black face when you're a white supremacist?

[@actionjackson6943]

stop trying to be shoe on head.

[@A2Z83]

a what?

[@fmxstar101]

GORGEOUS....I LOVE YOU SARAH