Harris, Abortion, K*ke | Ep 22 | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

[@TRal55]

5:10 "Now he's really cancelled" Haha! I can't believe that didn't kill. I laughed out loud, and I was half listening while working

[@ohadashkenaz]

I loved that joke!

[@Ladymorpheus]

I'm so glad someone asked about Harris. I think about him all the time too, even though I'm just an "audience member or whatever" as well. His episode on You Made it Weird podcast with Pete Holmes is great, I relisten to it from time to time. Thanks for sharing, Sarah.

[@brianeharmonjr]

"If they were outside our bodies, we'd spray for them" almost made me spit-take

[@ENigma-um8zw]

Pen15 is easily one of the greatest shows of this new decade. I foresee it continuing to influence future shows and I hope there’s like infinite more seasons. Those two women are so brilliantly funny and write a damn good show!

[@suzem4569]

Love the plaid jacket! It's as if Mary Richards' and Ted Baxter's jackets had a baby jacket!

[@Edward_John]

Yes, exactly

[@thecapricorn11]

😂

[@johnteill_]

That jacket is pretty 🔥

[@thecapricorn11]

😆

[@pinuuturner7777]

I agree with the fact that healthy foods are not accessible but if health care is a business the industry wants us sick. If Dental care were more of a priority then all of the health of our bodies would be greatly improved . If your teeth are unhealthy your whole body is unhealthy because of the poisonous infection continuously being swallowed. No one says any thing about it. It's a fact all poor people are unhealthy mainly because of their teeth.

[@rileytostinos4813]

I justttt watched that episode of sarah silverman program an hour ago 🤣 such a good show

[@michealjaymurphy]

It honestly still astounds me that Sarah has over 12 mil twitter followers but her podcasts only get 15k views its insane

[@tyjandrews]

Bots.

[@Keepinitreal61]

I'm listening as I Google 'Retractable washing lines' oh how life, I live.

[@Thomas_H_Sears]

Nutrition education for all!!!

[@stereosystem]

The sincere look of shock when Sarah hears the pronunciation had me replaying three times. 😂

[@biggdaddyking2921]

What’s the point in doing a podcast (that literally everyone else is doing) if it gets no views.?.

[@darionpayne8106]

Glad to see

[@ashleighcleaver9009]

The guy who done the free advert for her podcast haha yes!!!!

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Oh shit

[@trevordaigneault4159]

First off, I love Sarah Silverman😀 Her talking about not being able to admire the view on the hike up... you mean to tell me there weren’t stairs? 🤣😂🤣

[@gelliegelatina]

"...We'd spray for them!..." 😂💗😂 GOOD ONE!!!

[@Keepinitreal61]

You never get over it, until you meet again, some people say.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Lol best times !!!!!

[@themorticians]

Elaine Benes for J. Peterman ? *chef's kiss*

[@Riomojo]

Sarah looks so great/crisp with this new camera

[@ce2513]

@sarah fresh brothers vegan deep dish pizza is A M A Z I N G

[@Thomas_H_Sears]

Many vegetables have B12, such as broccoli and the bassicals.

[@dribrom]

When it comes to molesting some one... Does it really matter if you are related or not? Molesting some one is bad enough... It's not like it would have been O.K if it was his friends daughter for an example.

[@qbert320]

LOL that is exactly how i feel hiking with hiking enthusiasts.

[@angelamarie_]

How the hell do you only have a mere 14K subscribers? GET THIS WOMAN A 100 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! The people that never subscribed, they are just missing out. 👏👏👏♥️♥️♥️

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

We are not sure

[@Nikita-bc7xd]

Wish I cud find someone to date like Sarah!

[@mlip78]

i stopped drinking sugar free redbull b/c a lady at the dispensary called me out.

[@OneaeBlack]

Laws and rules against women pushed on by inadequate men, rooted in fear of women. All men would do well to practice the chinese 'tao of sex and loving': no need for contraceptives and an emphasis on mutual satisfaction. The whole world would do well to learn this to prevent forceful female regulations.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Sounds right and wrong all at the same time

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

It will never happen again Sarah it will be LEFT right where it lays

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

That way you two can get to know each other

[@mertzroofer]

shes so naturally beautiful and intelligent !

[@ENigma-um8zw]

I’ll be your backup Rory anyday sugar pie :D Edit: sugar pie is a word I’ve never typed before and I don’t think I’ll choose to do so again. Peace and Love

[@MojoeWhirligig]

That Hitler joke cracked me up. Surprised it didnt land.

[@normankelley]

Sarah: You aren't a "potty mouth." You're scatological. That's more befitting a "mature" woman of your stature.

[@michelebergman4336]

Write a RAP SONG using the KIKE Sample!!! OMG lol

[@aidencolburn809]

I personally love the Hitler joke. Please keep doing it cuz I swear at some point it’s gonna slap

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Harder

[@mdegauss]

how does anybody hate sarah? Shes great.

[@michealjaymurphy]

She can be a bit based at times

[@expressionoffreedom7165]

I refuse to be good at anything. I dont like being good.

[@nightlee11]

Wait beer and weed are offered with a ticket these days?? I’m in Indiana so surprised it’s not a surprise

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Dude why can't anyone understand it.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Unfortunately and my fault in that situation.

[@bottleaire2082]

I feel like these titles should be followed by a Carnac punchline. The K-word was all over 70s-early 80s NBC. The first I heard of "Jewish space lazer" was from that annoying robot on Buck Rogers.

[@TwoOnlyChildrenxoxox]

Maybe if you said, “Ten years before Hitler decided to kill 6 million people, he molested and imprisoned his half-niece and then she killed her self. Now he’s really canceled, am I right?” Also...KZbin keeps calling it a “butt mitzvah”. Come on, guys. Not after the Hitler joke. P.S. “Hi,” to Mr. Silverman.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Well said.

[@pretendgallery6760]

Hi, Sarah. Who is your sound engineer?

[@clw4430]

"Please?"

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Dissatisfied

[@cominroitover80]

I want to write a bot that generates Sarah Sivlerman podcast titles. "Diarrhea, school Jewings, Aborting Jesus, Intersectional Socialism, heroin Jews"

[@gollyrebel5547]

In Ohio, you can't even get Plan B

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

True tho

[@boogyee677]

You’re the Best Sarah!!! You always make me smile😎

[@ParallelGamingReality]

Someone give her the honey badger spirit animal...

[@Keepinitreal61]

Why not have a, phone beep or jingle like you do on the phone.

[@Davett53]

I thought the word KIKE was a derivation of the word KIKEL, which I heard meant ZERO. In Yiddish or Hebrew,...I forget. Calling Jews Kikes, meant we were small, lower than a One,....we were zeros. It never bothered me, so few people ever used it.

[@Keepinitreal61]

Some people would, I did, but hay.

[@Anghooeyrhymeswithjulie]

“You hike girl” is the new black

[@crbridges94]

Man I wish you and Ms.Pat would link up and do something!!!! You both are epic females in comedy

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Wow okay

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Do your service .

[@frankd2301]

Can’t believe you don’t have more views and subscribers.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Wow gets a solid amount of views.

[@charliecharliecharliecharl3784]

What Boss Hoggs did was totally legal like!

[@nigelunger5808]

I actually thought the Hitler joke was funny tbh..Lol yes Hitler's bad , and molestation's bad , but Sarah made it funny 😂..Lol when life gives u lemons , you gotta make lemonade right? Or lemon flavored Vodka ? Either one's a great choice Lol

[@Thomas_H_Sears]

Healthy people subvert the insurance industry's profit.

[@badluckcity]

"great story Haley... uggh!"

[@Davescousemetal]

Too late I have the dump visual now lol

[@andye5724]

I remember Dave Attell had a bit on comedy central stand up about what pedos feel when they're craving young children, he compared it to smokers who needed that cig.. The boy to cig ratio lol. That audience didnt enjoy it, guess they would rather listen to a guy that does acts with puppets. I really love comedians who stick to their guns about their jokes, even dark joke.. idk what that says about me :/

[@themetascientist]

Scrabble rules said that Jew is a proper noun. I say they jewed me out of 45 points!

[@Midgeridoo]

Joking about sexual assault just isn’t funny

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Agreed

[@ttaylor3rd]

"...bat mitzvah in New Jersey" Sarah laughs a little...because its objectively a funny question...no context needed.

[@marknorris3769]

sarah you might benefit from a vegan coach and not a vegan couch , successful veganism can be simple and pleasant , unsuccessful veganism can be complex and arduous

[@michellemyallen]

You have made many happy with your vegan move! Mom's everywhere thank you! Especially the voiceless.

[@paulyates3370]

love you Sarah but too many commercials

[@lizmedinachiomenti-kibble6490]

see im torn. to me, sarah is just ok but love the commercials!

[@paulyates3370]

@@lizmedinachiomenti-kibble6490 :-) that's really funny

[@joeger940]

The commercials are the only thing paying for Sarah's carton of smokes.

[@MaxRedstone]

Vegan Pledge, for your vegan furniture

[@ggblocky_5073]

Who wants a lollipop?, three guesses.. Me

[@blessingsoutlaw]

You’re an amazing activist, Sarah...love you! 🌱🌱🌱

[@BillionSix]

Chicks wearing ties get automatic cool points. :)

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Is this a bet ? I may order a 20 piece m cnugget tomorrow

[@ttaylor3rd]

bless your heart you cut little racist

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Ouch

[@hestermalatesta5355]

Did Sarah read Heart of Darkness recently? lol

[@457bananas4567]

Since Rogan went to Spotify I've lost interest and this is my fave podcast now.

[@thecapricorn11]

he's a tool

[@Therealmegalollie]

That blazer is super cute, I’m glad you had a well Valentine’s Day. Be blessed, be washed in the blood of Jesus/the lamb.

[@pladtoeputh]

yeah/whoa 21:19

[@frankd2301]

Yes I’d really love to to take a bath in blood.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Lol I was cucked for valentine's !!!

[@messyjessy0420]

Heyyyy

[@robertperez7680]

Vegan government cheese

[@robertperez7680]

Wardrobe and topics are slightly better.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

I'm a bane on the SIStem I needa pull my weight in raw chicken

[@joeger940]

Talking about StitchFix ... You've got a big hole in your shirt's armpit.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Dem kids are hilarious

[@ttaylor3rd]

yeah it's a racist kite

[@75YBA]

Love ya kid!

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Super conspiracy theorists willdeny cure as well .

[@thejameshoeve]

Hitler joke...Hilarious!

[@daniela5809]

Lmfao ur a fkn flop

[@leodawn5913]

💩😍

[@ttaylor3rd]

NNNEEEEWWWW JEEEESSSSSYYYYYY

[@elmaestro30]

👌🤭

[@davidlang9939]

ID BUY A USED CAR FROM YOU RIGHT OFF THE LOT!!

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Free just pay it's gas bill. Trust me

[@alansmithee417]

Hi I'm Sarah, my pronoun is spinster.

[@_rogertaylors_car]

First, hi

[@gsoulb_sucks7587]

third