The Rising of The Shield Hero Abridged - Pilot

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The Schmuck Squad

The Schmuck Squad

Күн бұрын

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@theschmucksquad
@theschmucksquad 4 жыл бұрын
This new series was written by ElusiveVA, PSWeasel, and TheDastails, and edited by The Rollin Nolan! An entirely separate team from most of our other projects! This is their first project together, show them some love~
@jiovanni0726
@jiovanni0726 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking my comment into consideration for sao i really appreciate it, also im looking forward to this rising of the sheild hero series hopefully the organizations get along
@arkmentwice124
@arkmentwice124 4 жыл бұрын
Btw what happened to magi abridges
@joepifer5603
@joepifer5603 4 жыл бұрын
I really want to start voice acting is there anyway for me to audition?
@that_guy7596
@that_guy7596 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I love it everything about it
@phoenixflamex8838
@phoenixflamex8838 4 жыл бұрын
Why is there no favorite character option for slave trader, or GUARD?
@raymondyongho5757
@raymondyongho5757 4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough this abridge made the 3 heroes way more tolerable despite their psychopathic tendencies.
@nasi6011
@nasi6011 4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, your right
@mr.turtle4394
@mr.turtle4394 4 жыл бұрын
Brent Thomson I relate to the Sword hero to a spiritual level as well I love the Abridged Sword Hero
@crazypanda_mc
@crazypanda_mc 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@GamerJosh2611
@GamerJosh2611 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly wish the other heroes were even halfway competent in reality
@hectic_heretic2924
@hectic_heretic2924 4 жыл бұрын
@@GamerJosh2611 idk shield hero is still definitely the best still
@sergiovalencia6001
@sergiovalencia6001 4 жыл бұрын
“ I defended my virginity for 21 years bring it on” lol was a great line
@amvsofthegods2423
@amvsofthegods2423 3 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the best lines lol
@raipe125
@raipe125 3 жыл бұрын
Y he still can do it for a long time...
@NamebeDale_592
@NamebeDale_592 2 жыл бұрын
And the only one I've been doing that most of my life too stupid thoughts
@magmat0585
@magmat0585 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Shield Hero admits that he hasn't stolen anything YET. Because be honest, you steal anything that isn't nailed down and on fire in games with this sort of plotline
@jonsimpson6240
@jonsimpson6240 4 жыл бұрын
You really passing up on free nails? And pre started incendiary devices?
@ghuttsmckenzie4269
@ghuttsmckenzie4269 4 жыл бұрын
Fallout New Vegas me: GIVE ME YOUR SCRAP!!!
@BiohazardBinkie777
@BiohazardBinkie777 4 жыл бұрын
I'd take the roof too if I wasn't already over encumbered.
@Mikanoes
@Mikanoes 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, just because it is on fire, doesn't mean it can't be sold.
@azirul9311
@azirul9311 4 жыл бұрын
Look dude,I know I don't need that pot full of water with me,or that deck or cards,or that one useless sword in the extra dungeon room and I should just go and get the legendary thingamajigs or whatever,but come on man!You never know when there's another final final phase for the boss.
@AraiaHikari
@AraiaHikari 4 жыл бұрын
"That hair is so basic" Naofumi aggressively whispering "how dare you" gave me life tbh
@mrmimeprime4149
@mrmimeprime4149 3 жыл бұрын
Yuno's hair but honestly I like Naofumi's better
@deanedwards5030
@deanedwards5030 4 жыл бұрын
Trash: "SILENCE! You will not address King Melromarch the 14th this way." Noufumi: "Oh boy... There were 13 of you guys?" Trash: "........." 5:10
@raipe125
@raipe125 3 жыл бұрын
That was his step father...
@raipe125
@raipe125 3 жыл бұрын
No in law
@Allantitan
@Allantitan 3 жыл бұрын
Trash: this meeting is now adjourned
@kostasioannidis9865
@kostasioannidis9865 3 жыл бұрын
And bitch laughing in the backround touching spearboy's "spear"
@kmcamesome3799
@kmcamesome3799 4 жыл бұрын
"You know of the S word? ...Shield? No the other S word! ...Shields?" Scott Pilgrim reference!
@jamesmcmillin796
@jamesmcmillin796 4 жыл бұрын
K McAmesome S word = sword?
@jadedsilverlining9427
@jadedsilverlining9427 4 жыл бұрын
Lesbian?
@kanden27
@kanden27 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s shield Naofumi. I wasn’t trying to trick you.”
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 4 жыл бұрын
SWING! *Jazz starts playing*
@Username-qu1jt
@Username-qu1jt 4 жыл бұрын
Se-
@DerRitter7
@DerRitter7 4 жыл бұрын
"No one uses shields as a weapon." Goblin Slayer: *bashing and slaughtering goblins with a SHIELD* Eh?
@DemonicMonkey88
@DemonicMonkey88 4 жыл бұрын
What about Captain America?
@daviddagcutan8055
@daviddagcutan8055 4 жыл бұрын
Thas Goblin Slayer for ya
@ZetsubouGintama
@ZetsubouGintama 4 жыл бұрын
GOBLIN SHIELD BASH ATTACK!
@articsoul9739
@articsoul9739 4 жыл бұрын
GOOOBBBBLINNNSS
@wearevenom4121
@wearevenom4121 4 жыл бұрын
@Pinkel Wurst kinda irrelevant to the question, but okay ^ _ ^
@Eeveelien
@Eeveelien 4 жыл бұрын
"I hope you're prepared to play defense for the rest of your life." -" I've defended my virginity for 21 years, *whispers* I think I'll be okay." That part killed me xD 6:15
@ghuttsmckenzie4269
@ghuttsmckenzie4269 4 жыл бұрын
I've never identified with anything more than that!
@mr.cgaming278
@mr.cgaming278 4 жыл бұрын
Try 25 yirs
@PomahPon
@PomahPon 4 жыл бұрын
Considering I turned 21 on dec.22. I backup that statement.
@chasevalliere5353
@chasevalliere5353 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.cgaming278 *laughs* try 27 years
@nojatha4637
@nojatha4637 4 жыл бұрын
Stay pure, my degenerates. Stay pure.
@vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717
@vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717 4 жыл бұрын
Captions: "Evil Tiffany" WHO MADE THIS?! 😂😂😂😂 Love the SAO reference
@raipe125
@raipe125 3 жыл бұрын
The light novel batle with the mad wizard has a spech similar to the blue eyes vs kirito abriged
@cheeriothecheerio
@cheeriothecheerio 3 жыл бұрын
there was an avatar the last airdender refrence in there too.
@epicfail3167
@epicfail3167 3 жыл бұрын
About a year ago I made the subtitles, bit rushed though, hence why sometimes they are inaccurate and Sword Hero's rant didn't get properly subtitled If you know what he says in the rant, please let me know so I can correct it
@BeastWarsFan
@BeastWarsFan 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheeriothecheerio "My Cabbages!" BWF
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodotaku
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodotaku 4 жыл бұрын
"People that are contractually obligated to not stab my feelings?" I think I need one of those
@enderdrane
@enderdrane 3 жыл бұрын
Don't we all ;-;
@Jack-he8jv
@Jack-he8jv Жыл бұрын
there's alot of ways to get them, employees/servants(maids etc..) from poor countries, the issue is that they aren't the most pleasing to look at if your racist like me.
@justinthompson6364
@justinthompson6364 4 жыл бұрын
Thug: "You little-" Naofumi: "shield" This is golden
@ChaoticUrges
@ChaoticUrges 4 жыл бұрын
"Tell your swords to calm down and let me steal them"
@phantomix5693
@phantomix5693 4 жыл бұрын
*"Godspeed, you magnificent peasant."*
@warriorblade9092
@warriorblade9092 4 жыл бұрын
I'll admit I thought he was going to say Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. But them replacing Bastard with peasant was comedy gold!
@MrCadaaa
@MrCadaaa 4 жыл бұрын
Slap that on a shirt, Shmucks!
@melcknis
@melcknis 4 жыл бұрын
Foresight peasent
@maxcy2890
@maxcy2890 4 жыл бұрын
@@warriorblade9092 next its "screaming filo's"
@Esdeath_0001
@Esdeath_0001 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Rosario Vampire Abridged
@wolfbound5867
@wolfbound5867 4 жыл бұрын
“But I don’t look good in high heels!” “I look fabulous...”
@marcodragneel8035
@marcodragneel8035 2 жыл бұрын
Like a true man
@matth3760
@matth3760 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh boy, there were 13 of you guys?” King: 👁👄👁
@callmelebonbon5425
@callmelebonbon5425 4 жыл бұрын
"no none of you are wizards!!!" future naofumi getting pissed at this statement while teaching the heros the highest level of magic cardinal heros are capable of
@godricnecro
@godricnecro 4 жыл бұрын
Have not seen the Manga, but I'd imagine an abridged scene for teaching magic is like - Naofumi, The Shield Wizard Peasant: "This spell protects from Ice Damage, this other spell protects against fire damage. oh, and this one can heal wounds." Ren, The Sword Hero: "Are there any spells that HARM our enemies?" Naofumi: "... there's a spell that cuts enemies if they physically attack you."
@matthewlim9026
@matthewlim9026 4 жыл бұрын
ALL LIBERATION AURA
@TheScribeScribe
@TheScribeScribe 4 жыл бұрын
While getting premonitions in his sleep after killing a certain squinty eyed prick
@blakemorrison2981
@blakemorrison2981 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewlim9026 ALL LIBERATION AURA X
@justaguycalledjosh
@justaguycalledjosh 3 жыл бұрын
i mean, he's only 9 years off.
@charlesgomes6266
@charlesgomes6266 4 жыл бұрын
Omg "Im gonna make love to this spear." They read the books. Im so prepared for this.
@HalfTangible
@HalfTangible 4 жыл бұрын
That happens in the books?!
@mrcream1461
@mrcream1461 4 жыл бұрын
I’m intrigued
@Ando1428
@Ando1428 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i cant wait to see more.
@flamingrubys11
@flamingrubys11 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ando1428 please tell me your joking
@Ando1428
@Ando1428 4 жыл бұрын
@@flamingrubys11 i am. But i do want more of this shield abridged.
@_zealos_8213
@_zealos_8213 4 жыл бұрын
"Tell your swords to calm down and l e t m e *S T E A L T H E M !"* Where do I throw my money?!
@satoko7797
@satoko7797 4 жыл бұрын
"That hair is basic" I felt that, and it hurt like hell
@GMilkMan
@GMilkMan 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh yeah I’m naofumi, I’m 21 and scorpi” “K cool”
@jacesmith9342
@jacesmith9342 4 жыл бұрын
*Naofumi kicks ballin monster* “Not my cabbages!!”
@jessebrown9805
@jessebrown9805 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@ryanmunden2935
@ryanmunden2935 4 жыл бұрын
@@jessebrown9805 Same, literally stopped the vid to come look for it! lol
@drawing_with_davilynnowo8912
@drawing_with_davilynnowo8912 4 жыл бұрын
Jace Smith avatar
@delwin389
@delwin389 4 жыл бұрын
I like the avatar reference.
@James-bw4np
@James-bw4np 4 жыл бұрын
omg I lost it at this point! lmao!
@starflame34
@starflame34 4 жыл бұрын
Ren: "You, with the precognitive abilities, what am I going to say next?" Naofumi: "Oh, uh...I never got this far. Well, I guess you will want to see the king and then be surprised that I knew?" Ren: "I want to see the king! Oh...oh, he's good." I'M DYING! XD
@kikotmimkja2635
@kikotmimkja2635 4 жыл бұрын
GAAASP IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???
@kirainikushimi5097
@kirainikushimi5097 4 жыл бұрын
KIkot mimkja i don’t think so?
@kikotmimkja2635
@kikotmimkja2635 4 жыл бұрын
@@kirainikushimi5097 ... ... ... joseph joestar:the next thing you will say is ,, How does he know what i am about to say? nazi general: How does he know what i am about to say? WAIT WHAT?!?
@kirainikushimi5097
@kirainikushimi5097 4 жыл бұрын
KIkot mimkja How does he know what I am about to say- *nani!?*
@doltonthibodeaux414
@doltonthibodeaux414 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as it happened lol
@athroughzdude
@athroughzdude 4 жыл бұрын
"No one fights with a shield" The Spartan Legions would like a word.
@betablastr1512
@betablastr1512 4 жыл бұрын
Captain America joined the conversation
@ratman-f1b
@ratman-f1b 4 жыл бұрын
i was so angered by this episode because that shield is pointy and could at least be useful against the balloons
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 4 жыл бұрын
KH Goofy: *AHEUCK*
@adamreddick1349
@adamreddick1349 4 жыл бұрын
Reyn, Tora, Mashu
@godkingjacklee3065
@godkingjacklee3065 4 жыл бұрын
Beta Blastr all they did was kill people with their shields
@edenmclean6238
@edenmclean6238 4 жыл бұрын
"I DONT EVEN LOOK GOOD IN HEELS! i look fabulous." Me: Saaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeee
@justbeingbored5282
@justbeingbored5282 4 жыл бұрын
"I defended my virginity for 21 years, I'll be fine" bruh perfect sentence for him "Everyone betray me!" Love the room reference.
@BeastWarsFan
@BeastWarsFan 2 жыл бұрын
"You are tearing me apart Myne!" BWF
@weaponsci
@weaponsci 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, racoon girl, what's the best quality in a hero?" Raphtalia: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
@TheDementedSig
@TheDementedSig 4 жыл бұрын
Also Raphtalia: “Kill me..”
@roland1020
@roland1020 4 жыл бұрын
I died when he said “hey raccoon girl”
@Techno_Idioto
@Techno_Idioto 4 жыл бұрын
@@roland1020 HEY POLICE GIRL
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 3 жыл бұрын
@@Techno_Idioto ugh Mon cheré it is
@unknownblank5889
@unknownblank5889 3 жыл бұрын
Wet breathing "Schllirrrrrr" lol 😆!
@Alex_Lune
@Alex_Lune 4 жыл бұрын
“Attack is 69... *n i c e* “
@someonethatlovesyou8347
@someonethatlovesyou8347 4 жыл бұрын
69th like Nice
@kirikake5414
@kirikake5414 4 жыл бұрын
*N O I C E*
@arhumzia6360
@arhumzia6360 4 жыл бұрын
noIcw
@danie8944
@danie8944 4 жыл бұрын
I bet ren's is 420
@itsmeaeden8549
@itsmeaeden8549 4 жыл бұрын
t r e m o r s nice amazinggg
@dracotheshadowphoenix
@dracotheshadowphoenix 4 жыл бұрын
the cabbage guy: still to this day he will get bullied
@Santouryu3
@Santouryu3 4 жыл бұрын
He's homeless too at nite... sad life...
@edgelordsupreme3961
@edgelordsupreme3961 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god i tought nobody wuld get that
@skeletonwarrior3930
@skeletonwarrior3930 4 жыл бұрын
He had a better chance in Avatar the last air bender
@Speed001
@Speed001 4 жыл бұрын
@@edgelordsupreme3961 I made a comment quoting it as him.
@Pedro_del_Rod
@Pedro_del_Rod 4 жыл бұрын
Meh, slightly better than Omashu
@clarehidalgo
@clarehidalgo 4 жыл бұрын
"Let me join your party Motoyasu" I mean in an alternate timeline... wonder if The Reprise of the Spear Hero will get an anime
@Klaaism
@Klaaism 2 жыл бұрын
I sure hope so... the time travel reset mechanic alone is bonkers.
@jakelucas1836
@jakelucas1836 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sad they never continued this abridgment. One of their best, with a lot less screaming.
@AnthonyFlames275
@AnthonyFlames275 2 жыл бұрын
Any idea why they never continued it? Cause it looks like its quite popular and worthy of continuation
@samdherring
@samdherring 2 жыл бұрын
@@AnthonyFlames275 more than a few of these abridged series have copyright issues.
@johnathonclayton6964
@johnathonclayton6964 4 жыл бұрын
"No one fights with a shield" Captain America: "Am I a joke to you?" Wow, was not expecting this many likes.
@bloodysimile4893
@bloodysimile4893 4 жыл бұрын
Winter soldier: "yes."
@Earthstar_Review
@Earthstar_Review 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever possible, I make Shield Bash characters. Edit: Pathfinder rocks because Dwarven War Shield. It's serrated.
@christianboi7690
@christianboi7690 4 жыл бұрын
Season 2 of Re: zero is going to have a shield character.
@nocturnal7474
@nocturnal7474 4 жыл бұрын
zeus a god who owns a shield: you've got to shitting me
@Lemuel928
@Lemuel928 4 жыл бұрын
Mashu anger intensifies..Camelot Shield Breaker destroys all Opponents.
@jadedsilverlining9427
@jadedsilverlining9427 4 жыл бұрын
"No one uses a shield as a weapon!" Void Titans: *heavy breathing*
@amazingmk2472
@amazingmk2472 4 жыл бұрын
*laughs in warlock*
@jadedsilverlining9427
@jadedsilverlining9427 4 жыл бұрын
@@amazingmk2472 *laughs in taken*
@8kdrei
@8kdrei 4 жыл бұрын
Amasing MK laughs in hunter
@wearevenom4121
@wearevenom4121 4 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in dead game*
@AIRSTR1KE57
@AIRSTR1KE57 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in thorn
@lancer9446
@lancer9446 4 жыл бұрын
"god speed you magnificence peasant" oh my god the best line i've ever heard
@vulnvault9808
@vulnvault9808 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty low bar you've established there...."godspeed you magnificent bastard" is a phrase a million people have used, but replacing bastard...with....WAIT FOR IT...."peasant"...is the greatest line you've ever heard? Perhaps you're an NPC and you spawned as you heard that sentence?
@lancer9446
@lancer9446 3 жыл бұрын
@@vulnvault9808 holy shit we got a toxic person here, I said that a year ago and you still replied. I only found it extremely funny because of the context it was used it. Think of entertainment instead of the legitimacy of said phrase.
@p-chan1.098
@p-chan1.098 4 жыл бұрын
No one fights with a Shield. Captain America, Goblin Slayer, Mash Kyrielight, and Future Naofumi: Are we jokes to you?
@TheSourLemon.
@TheSourLemon. 4 жыл бұрын
”No one uses the sheild as a wepon” Me: Someone did ” *searches, beating Botw with only a sheild* ”
@AngellishV
@AngellishV 4 жыл бұрын
At least abridged Ren is funnier than the actual Ren.
@peposo7
@peposo7 4 жыл бұрын
because actual Ren never even tried. Its in his stats: Funny=0
@biancarocha7509
@biancarocha7509 4 жыл бұрын
Abridged Ren is already my favorite Ren
@rumeysaongul4765
@rumeysaongul4765 4 жыл бұрын
@@peposo7 Lol
@raipe125
@raipe125 3 жыл бұрын
Better edgerlord...itsuki umm dont know that justice fetiche
@demidog6049
@demidog6049 3 жыл бұрын
Whos ren?
@youngj1111
@youngj1111 4 жыл бұрын
"Plus I don't even look good in high heels- i look fabulous"
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 4 жыл бұрын
But he does not have the hair to pull off cross dressing.
@heartofdawnlight
@heartofdawnlight 4 жыл бұрын
"Child slavery, YES, this is every one of my fetishes come to life!" 15 minutes later the police knocked on coffin jockey's door and he has not been heard from since
@snookiaiai
@snookiaiai 4 жыл бұрын
Ok im all for dark humor but thats sick dude and funny
@cliffcampbell8827
@cliffcampbell8827 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to go with: Jeffery the slave owner didn't kill himself, but yours fits better.
@psyshock253
@psyshock253 3 жыл бұрын
geez the softened mein's accusation you get a lot angrier when you know she accused him of rape
@jkm7983
@jkm7983 4 жыл бұрын
"everything changed when my mother in law came.... Into my life" 😆😭
@jacksondunn900
@jacksondunn900 4 жыл бұрын
“No one fights with a shield.” Rainbow Six operators: “Am I joke to you?”
@Benthino
@Benthino 4 жыл бұрын
*Montagne wants to know your location*
@tatolazer4264
@tatolazer4264 4 жыл бұрын
Fuze wants to know your location
@canadiangopnik7007
@canadiangopnik7007 4 жыл бұрын
NOTHING! NOTHING. IS. SCARIER. THAN. A. GOOD. BLITZ.
@markenjhon1894
@markenjhon1894 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget kanji tatsumi from persona 4
@ItsVenti
@ItsVenti 4 жыл бұрын
But they also have pistols
@randomtrainerx.3424
@randomtrainerx.3424 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Joestar would be proud of your foresight Naofumi
@briella87
@briella87 4 жыл бұрын
Random Trainer X. very nicuu motoyasu-chan!
@ph89787
@ph89787 4 жыл бұрын
Technically. In the dub, Naofumi is voiced by Josuke.
@juvygenius
@juvygenius 4 жыл бұрын
"This is all my fetishes combined" Oh god.... who let Hojo into this!?
@PhotonDragon16
@PhotonDragon16 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Hojo became his fetish
@florianweber6914
@florianweber6914 4 жыл бұрын
@@PhotonDragon16 He lived the dream
@LecherousLizard
@LecherousLizard 4 жыл бұрын
Hojo who?
@florianweber6914
@florianweber6914 4 жыл бұрын
@@LecherousLizard Just some researcher from a different series who loved to make randomly choosen creatures breed. You want to know why? BECAUSE! IT! WAS! HIS! FFFFFFFETISCH!!!
@LecherousLizard
@LecherousLizard 4 жыл бұрын
@@florianweber6914 _"Posting memes with porn reference without source is inhumane." ~ Mahatma Gandhi_
@glysief8044
@glysief8044 3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how the real show dunked on him even harder than the abridged did 🤣
@rimuru5108
@rimuru5108 3 жыл бұрын
Raphtalia's first words in this are literally "Kill me." I love it. When's the next episode?
@pumpkinboi9441
@pumpkinboi9441 Жыл бұрын
never
@flamefierce998
@flamefierce998 4 жыл бұрын
"Child slavery this is one of my fetishes comes to live!" Naofumi : ......great I'll take it. Me : Maybe this is the real psychology reasons people like raphtalia
@LecherousLizard
@LecherousLizard 4 жыл бұрын
Headpats and pancakes, man. Headpats and pancakes.
@aghostofthepast
@aghostofthepast 4 жыл бұрын
P A N C A K E
@Roeclean
@Roeclean 4 жыл бұрын
He did later free her
@Roeclean
@Roeclean 4 жыл бұрын
And she came back. Its a win win
@Klaaism
@Klaaism 2 жыл бұрын
Start them early on headpats.
@andrethibodeau3203
@andrethibodeau3203 4 жыл бұрын
“You illiterate fopdoodle” *me* “write that down, write that down!”
@DaengieDraws
@DaengieDraws 4 жыл бұрын
“No one fights with a shield” *Meanwhile Roman legions just finished conquering the Mediterranean*
@ethansolorzano5989
@ethansolorzano5989 4 жыл бұрын
Captain america wants to know your location
@TheTdw2000
@TheTdw2000 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile?
@VoidAthyna
@VoidAthyna 3 жыл бұрын
Ah.. So you're a man of culture as well 😎
@blazereaper7890
@blazereaper7890 3 жыл бұрын
I accept abridged Naofumi as a part of the Joestar familiy.
@lighaty3985
@lighaty3985 4 жыл бұрын
isuki: i'll give you a week before you drop dead me: who's gonna tell him
@kronigore22
@kronigore22 4 жыл бұрын
All this bashing on shields as a weapon and I'm just wanting to point out how Spartans killed dudes like nothing with theirs
@privateuser3726
@privateuser3726 4 жыл бұрын
Um, they had spears too
@assassinzakral7023
@assassinzakral7023 4 жыл бұрын
@Black Rainbow SPIKEY SHIELDS BEG TO DIFFER!
@Webshooters1
@Webshooters1 4 жыл бұрын
Captain America would be a more modern example.
@Mikanoes
@Mikanoes 4 жыл бұрын
I always look at the Shield Hero's shield, the fact that it comes to a VERY painful looking point. I then wonder, "How would that NOT hurt like hell?"
@PANICBLADE
@PANICBLADE 4 жыл бұрын
They did a show on Discovery channel called Deadliest Warrior and their Shield was the most deadly thing on their arsenal. They could throw a haymaker punch carrying the edge of the shield into their opponent's head or neck. The concussive force was consistently enough to kill a man. Their best offense was also their best defense.
@Akamisago
@Akamisago 4 жыл бұрын
Motoyasu: Your hair is basic Me: Your hair makes me question what pronouns you prefer.
@MrEasyNah
@MrEasyNah 4 жыл бұрын
😳😬 I mean, Motoyasu deserves all the roasts, but _gaaddamn!_
@PleasantLeech
@PleasantLeech 4 жыл бұрын
Do men with ponytails actually make you confused?
@swaswa1
@swaswa1 4 жыл бұрын
I mean he does have a bit of a bitch face
@sniptaclar5568
@sniptaclar5568 3 жыл бұрын
I need to remember that insult
@diblowas7101
@diblowas7101 4 жыл бұрын
"You can't use a shield as a weapon" *laughs in Giant Door Shield*
@tyler1673
@tyler1673 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I erased that aids from my mind...
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 4 жыл бұрын
Looks at the first gundam. Ya you may want to rethink that.
@anadaere6861
@anadaere6861 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in table shield
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 4 жыл бұрын
Looks at great shield,looks at bo3 shield with rockets. Laughs ROFL 😂🤣😂🤣 the dead monsters and zombies would say a shield is a deadly weapon.
@kashforte8832
@kashforte8832 4 жыл бұрын
You can’t beat the WALL
@kerderos1
@kerderos1 4 жыл бұрын
"He's assaulting me with words"
@yamiliashirosia
@yamiliashirosia 4 жыл бұрын
6:02 "cause the shield is used by novices" maple, would beg to differ
@dartdevious561
@dartdevious561 4 жыл бұрын
Raphtalia: "aaaaaaaaaaaaa kill me" I love her
@peposo7
@peposo7 4 жыл бұрын
I understood "dummy".
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 жыл бұрын
"Who's your favorite character in this episode?" *Every other character:* Less than 5%. *Naofumi:* The rest He finally achieved his dream of becoming a thief, because Shield Hero stole the show. Cue the dying Raphtalia noises.
@spregged7231
@spregged7231 4 жыл бұрын
I have a question. How many hours per day are you on KZbin?
@silverlynxclaw1460
@silverlynxclaw1460 4 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow guy like me who watches every abridged ever. How are ya
@jacobrengen
@jacobrengen 4 жыл бұрын
I was such a schmuck for watching this and expecting anything less than other greatness
@franciscocota6440
@franciscocota6440 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, this was maybe as good as the actual series; Naofumi was on point. Loved it.
@Years.Go-By
@Years.Go-By 4 жыл бұрын
“Please look at your statue it may guide you” “I’m single and I file my taxes alone” I LITERALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER
@Years.Go-By
@Years.Go-By 4 жыл бұрын
Status*
@mattzila9996
@mattzila9996 4 жыл бұрын
“I defended my verginity for 21 years” I got this!
@Schniggiman
@Schniggiman 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed the "MY CABBAGES " reverence. Great job fellow Avatar connoisseur.
@AlaskanGhost
@AlaskanGhost 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything changed when my mother-in-law came." Naofumi: "And the Fire Nation attacked?"
@elestatic904
@elestatic904 4 жыл бұрын
“No one uses a shield as a weapon.” Tell that to the Americans, Especially their captains
@McfireBrown
@McfireBrown 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh boy, there was 13 of you guys" lmao
@mskittygemma
@mskittygemma 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm handsome and have nothing to lose" Well you got that right.
@melcknis
@melcknis 4 жыл бұрын
The little how dare you after he was told his hair was basic just breathed being offended to one very core
@somerandomguy844
@somerandomguy844 4 жыл бұрын
“Nobody fights with a shield.” *Lantern Shield wants your location*
@BakeBMDeezy
@BakeBMDeezy 2 жыл бұрын
My mom and I watched this back in January of 2020. We love watching abridged anime, and eagerly await episode 2.
@cheesyminer
@cheesyminer 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't even look good in heels! *whispers* I look FABULOUS!*
@thebestbuisnesscyan4184
@thebestbuisnesscyan4184 4 жыл бұрын
I want "godspeed, you magnificent peasant" on a shirt
@Apotheosis-
@Apotheosis- 4 жыл бұрын
"No one fights with a shield" according to this comment section the majority of all fictional characters: "Am I a joke to you?"
@MrMikellsof88
@MrMikellsof88 2 жыл бұрын
This so needs to become a whole series. Words are incapable of expressing how much I enjoyed it.
@PrometheuzReturns
@PrometheuzReturns 3 жыл бұрын
*No one uses the shield as a weapon.... *Captain America: Laughs
@skydemon52
@skydemon52 4 жыл бұрын
"What's the best quality in a hero?" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Lol
@nicolrb2210
@nicolrb2210 4 жыл бұрын
“Who’s your favorite character in this episode” slave bro “SCLHCHLL”
@chumpiimister4423
@chumpiimister4423 4 жыл бұрын
"MY CABBAGES" Ah, the bad 'ol memories in Omasu and Ba Sin Kse
@drawing_with_davilynnowo8912
@drawing_with_davilynnowo8912 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this!
@johnfreakingdoe
@johnfreakingdoe 4 жыл бұрын
“My cabbages!” - My favorite line, just for the callback. XD
@blazerazgrez8810
@blazerazgrez8810 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the CC has the Old Man of the shop labeled Evil Tiffany.
@runedragon1985
@runedragon1985 4 жыл бұрын
I may or may not have binged the whole series solely on the account of this abridging.
@phibbrizzo
@phibbrizzo 4 жыл бұрын
"i savored an old lady by pushing a cart in front of her by which she was hit by an truck", did you save really save her? lol Yes i did check that quote he does say "savored" both in audio and CC.
@KingofAwesomness14
@KingofAwesomness14 4 жыл бұрын
"perfect I'll take her" "Kill me"....lol...sad...but lol!
@pyroangel9418
@pyroangel9418 4 жыл бұрын
You went over just about everything that happened in the first episode in about as much time as it would have taken me to just watch the first episode.
@nathanialrichardson769
@nathanialrichardson769 4 жыл бұрын
All I got from this was he ripped off avatar at 17:27 and it was funny as hell!!!! "MY CABBAGES!!!!!"
@jamaldavis831
@jamaldavis831 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody fight with a shield Mashu Kylielight: Hold me back Senpai
@MalcadorLoyalist
@MalcadorLoyalist 4 жыл бұрын
Anybody else love the avatar reference with the “My cabbages” line?
@phatgear8409
@phatgear8409 4 жыл бұрын
Avatar
@kyleweaver8832
@kyleweaver8832 4 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard!
@tristancruver4527
@tristancruver4527 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I wasn't the only one who noticed that!
@chaosandbunnies8291
@chaosandbunnies8291 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think Naofumi having prophetic dreams is a cool idea and I kinda want them to become a main stay of his character
@TheCinderfang
@TheCinderfang 4 жыл бұрын
His kind of did. He saw raftalia
@Speed001
@Speed001 4 жыл бұрын
Also I imagine that it's probably good for their budget, they can reuse some scenes.
@chaosandbunnies8291
@chaosandbunnies8291 4 жыл бұрын
And let's not forget the sheer amount of ammunition they'd get, joke wise
@iwatchanime0
@iwatchanime0 4 жыл бұрын
He also saw the King and Bitch being walked to the execution grounds the day before it happened
@anteconfig5391
@anteconfig5391 3 жыл бұрын
I love it. I love the The Rising of the Shield Hero. This was my first isekai and now you've gone and made this masterpiece. This is greatness
@tazp123
@tazp123 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen a ton of abridged attempts and this is well up there, really well done.
@YokomichiSilver
@YokomichiSilver 4 жыл бұрын
10/10 Slurps. Will slurp again. Whatever that means.
@otsegoudead
@otsegoudead 4 жыл бұрын
God, don't talk about the third S word SSSSLLLLRRRRRRR
@redwitch12
@redwitch12 4 жыл бұрын
I paused the video to roll on down to the comments section and see if anybody else commented on the slurping. The noise is making me so very uncomfortable that it falls into "thanks, I hate it" territory. :)
@nickeel8401
@nickeel8401 4 жыл бұрын
Ren: I don’t sleep! Not after my 6th birthday when my mother in law came...... CPS: Excuse me but.... Ren: into my life. Also Ren: LET A MAN FINISH HIS TALE!
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 4 жыл бұрын
His mother in law was a super model. So he may of hit puberty at 6.
@commonviewer2488
@commonviewer2488 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone blatantly hating the Shield Hero is pretty funny
@katerinakralova7292
@katerinakralova7292 3 жыл бұрын
17:25 "MY CABBAGES!" Oh man, how I love good old Avatar the last Airbender reference
@redwitch12
@redwitch12 4 жыл бұрын
The subtitles make everything even more hilarious, especially the bit with the slave dealer, where the subtitle writer started begging for the sweet release of death after like 6 rounds of "wet breathing noises".
@storm_capricorn8909
@storm_capricorn8909 4 жыл бұрын
This is the one thing that was missing in my life. Love everything about this.
@Skoringo
@Skoringo 4 жыл бұрын
The Cabbage Man decided to "leaf" Ba Sing Se to avoid his cart destruction. What he didn't know is that location was not the "root" of his problems
@V2ULTRAKill
@V2ULTRAKill 4 жыл бұрын
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
@userunknown1359
@userunknown1359 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah. Greatest birthday gift ever.
@skyguyisfly3092
@skyguyisfly3092 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday random stranger
@Sensei.Of.Kivotos
@Sensei.Of.Kivotos 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, my dude.
@jacobrengen
@jacobrengen 4 жыл бұрын
Qirin Ezra do you know what Nani means
@jacobrengen
@jacobrengen 4 жыл бұрын
User Unknown happy birthday
@moheemaakhter6740
@moheemaakhter6740 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@Bedrock_Blaster
@Bedrock_Blaster 3 жыл бұрын
8:09 Evil Tiffany XDD I love the english subtitles.
@ZAH33D
@ZAH33D 3 жыл бұрын
15:38 Tiffany's transition from evil to just Tiffany is just adorable. Turn on CC.
@epicfail3167
@epicfail3167 3 жыл бұрын
I was pretty proud of that
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