These Are The Worst Apologies On Youtube | MoistCr1tikal

[@cashframe259]

Almost guarnteed if the girl in the first vid did just say i just had some bad stuff going on, the dude wouldve pressed her on what it was and been an asshole regardless

[@bluecreeper6161]

So it’s a lose lose situation regardless of what she does

[@mattweatherbee6632]

100% would have happened no matter what she said unless she ignored him

[@nissan_skyline]

He says he doesn't allow trauma dumping on his channel so I doubt he would press further for the specifics of her bad news.

[@queefinhaler]

@@nissan_skylinehow is that trauma dumping tho LMAOO she said like 4 words and brodie freaked out

[@nissan_skyline]

@@queefinhaler Exactly. To him it's trauma dumping, but she kept it to a minimal and didn't even bring up her feelings. She simply just told him what was going on. Something's wrong with him for freaking the fuck out over the situation and dragging it on for so long. Its ridiculous.

[@n3ff848]

As a German, I never understood this asking someone how it's going and expecting a standard formula answer.

[@marcusmining5505]

I'm an American and I don't understand that either

[@christophershaver-nt8kf]

you both seem to be lucky, nobody gives a rats ass when i answer outside of a formulaic answer

[@Humble_bumbler]

Most people don't actually care how u are like that guy he just was saying it to seem caring

[@Lizard-Wizard084]

It’s more like a greeting than anything. Just like how you’re expected to say good morning back to someone. You have to answer good. It’s a formality.

[@PhilpFong]

Same , I've been so miserable at times and found myself lying by saying ," fine " , when i wanted to speak the truth .

[@Lemoncake34567]

That first bloke would get hurt acting like that in public.

[@lunaontheworld]

fr, just disgusting

[@Charlie-t1r]

Fr

[@valentine-br1ok]

especially by me wtf

[@camko11]

@Lemoncake34567 hey my aussie brethren

[@Just_be_yourself109]

That's why he did it online. You probably do the same thing. Everyone online is a facade

[@jc2857]

1st Dude: Where and how have you been? 1st Girl: Pretty rough, my mom died. 1st Dude: I don’t like your attitude

[@joxii__]

The first guy is hilarious considering he just straight away starts lying and says he didn't ask about it even though it's literally a freaking stream, you can just rewind not even five minutes to hear him ask where she's been

[@maloryknoxx666]

I have an irl friend like the first guy. She knew I had a lot going on and actually called me and opened with 'hey, no negative thoughts rn, only positive vibes. How are you?' I need new friends.

[@transsnack]

Better to have no friends than it is to have friends who don't support you.

[@coffewitgemini9953]

you're better off with a cat

[@LazyPotatoYT]

I'm not saying ik Ur situation, but with the given context, if she opens up with that it likely means uve been confiding in her a lot which can be mentally taxing for her. If she has things going on in her own life (maybe things you don't know) hearing about Ur issues would make her feelings worse. I would just be thankful that she wants to distract you and have positive conversations, a contrast from all the bad things in Ur life.

[@Dylion09]

Be alone

[@ElementofCoD]

But like, imagine no one getting ahold of you when they know something bad happened to you

[@EtherealRebirth112]

The first clip, I know people that do that. It’s an egocentric mindset. My person would keep pressing if you didn’t discuss it in full, but then got agitated once you did. It could be as major as the death of a family member, or as minor as needing to replace a tire. Guaranteed, her trauma drastically overshadowed whatever was going on in his life and he couldn’t stand to be lesser

[@buer_reub]

My ex used to act like this when id express my feelings 🙁 it made me feel so horrible, little & it messed me up for a long time. I'm just so blessed that my fiance treats me with so much respect, diginity & love, he's an angel.

[@LazyPotatoYT]

I mean, idk the context but, as another perspective, people can push to know what's happening with you and see if there's anything they can do about it (and so they understand your headspace). However, once you reveal and the other person now understands what more is there to say? Not everyone knows how to comfort or knows the right things to say, they just know they want to look out for you (maybe do more through their actions). This is just another perspective not to do with Ur comment.

[@DavidPawson-d7h]

That Twitch apology was like that time a lawmaker got called out for getting her hair done during lockdowns in her district and apologizing for getting caught.

[@MrCaelant]

What's wrong with a lawmaker getting their hair done in their district ?

[@DavidPawson-d7h]

@ It was during lockdowns. I forgot to mention that.

[@paul_warner]

it was Pelosi. she pushed hard for the lockdowns and then privately hired a stylist for a blowout.

[@Saliem02]

😂 you mean Lori Lightfoot? She was mayor of Chicago somehow

[@paul_warner]

@@Saliem02 it was Pelosi. She got a blowout after pushing for lockdowns

[@Hurtfeelings]

first guy should get out more. he didnt know how to reply because of his severe lack of social skills so he immediately became defensive and even more so because he knew he was going to get shit for it

[@outmywritemind1739]

2:25 are we evolving backwards? Because saying good to how are you is the most unacceptable answer there is. Why would anyone ask a question with the hope of receiving no information in return? Good means nothing

[@Earth2McKay]

I like chocolate milk

[@DylanGaminoOfficial]

Strawberry is better

[@ApolloWu]

@@DylanGaminoOfficial Agreed

[@rimaru321]

Chocky milkin

[@MycroDaug]

Vanilla milk better

[@PotatoanFries]

same

[@FlawlessQueen0906]

This guys brought down mood the stream himself and looks like a 99 cent Keemstar

[@DavidAndersonKirk]

My thought exactly- his bitching and moaning was such a bigger buzzkill.

[@pedro-c6b7y]

i don’t disagree with you but keemstar himself looks like a 99 cent keemstar ☠️

[@dilldav1976]

yo i was thinking he was keemstar wait i didnt know he had a older son

[@joxii__]

Funny thing is, I've seen streams where people have talked about that kind of thing for a moment and then moved on and the mood hasn't been brought down or even really changed at all. I've been watching livestreams where streamers have been actively brainstorming ways they can help struggling viewers or even regularly keeping up with viewers privately who are in certain predicaments like having family members in hospital. This guy just took it and made it the entire focus - all he really had to say was "I'm so sorry to hear that, I hope you're coping as best you can" and then move on.

[@Lizard-Wizard084]

I thought it was keemstar for a second 😭😭

[@MegaMyown]

That girl with the ukulele’s apology was so bad it has literally become synonymous with terrible online apologies. People have made jokes saying that they apologize, where’s the ukulele? 😆😂 I’m kinda impressed tbh

[@stenthesnake98]

It’s a classic example of what’s known as a paradigm shift, everything changed post ukulele apology

[@androidps1440]

Nothing can top the worst apology as the ukulele girl

[@ErduardDasilva]

"not a groomer,just a loser"

[@ErduardDasilva]

And no,im not defending her

[@DavidAndersonKirk]

The trope of the white girl playing ukuleles terribly and singing cutesy songs WAS ALREADY tired as fuck before the apology. Super cringe.

[@davidripley2916]

Sorry bout Ukelele gurl. That ought to do it ( dripping with insincerity) 🤔💩🚷

[@Mr.Glidehook]

She is purely evil.

[@allycatspreparedlife5313]

Happy thanksgiving Charlie and crew.

[@jacobryanjosephmorrison]

Watching creators be shitty to their chat, while wishing someone was actually in my chat

[@lisarichey6445]

"Sit down and marinate in your swamp ass!" That's so funny!!

[@casuallykev8140]

First guy needs a reality check. I’d be very happy to be the one to check him.

[@mclink99]

Best time for ranking the Worst Apologies of all time

[@mayflower5359]

Word is that Danny Masterson has dirty on Ashton and Mila. Ashton has info about the murder of a young woman he dated earlier in his career. Apparently Ashton wasn't very forthcoming with all he knew.

[@veranomura]

😮

[@sarahr9894]

He didn't really date the woman (Ashley Ellerin) as far as I recall. He actually was taking her on a first date, went to her house and she didn't answer the door. He had been late picking her up so he thought she was ghosting him. He then looked in the window and saw red stains on the carpet but apparently thought she had spilt wine or something. He never went into the house, he just left. He testified in the murder case. She was killed by a serial killer shortly before Ashton showed up (the Hollywood Ripper, Michael Gargiulo). It's such a weird twist of fate that this soon to be extremely famous guy was witness to a crime scene without even knowing. The only fishy thing imho is that he assumed the stained carpet was wine imho.

[@drewmyers3916]

thats just word. whats actually real is the fact that they gave the dude 30 years based solely on testimony. no proof at all. zilch. they only got him the second time around because its been said that it gave the women and the lawyer enough time to get their stories strait. idk. its crazy to me that somekme can get 30 years with no proof. im not saying he didnt do it but got help any man whos in the sights of a few scorned women.

[@bluecreeper6161]

I played the Toxic Gossip Train song on clone hero, I missed 3 notes

[@EtherealRebirth112]

Your ukulele apology won’t be accepted until you 100% it

[@bluecreeper6161]

@@EtherealRebirth112 god dammit

[@BreadTeleporterAndii]

@@EtherealRebirth112 I can probably FC it on Osu! At some point. If this guy FC’s it I’ll do that.

[@taothekoraenchanter1503]

Recalling the first story, people use"how are you"? as a greeting more than an actual question. Insincere cookie cutter phrase.

[@abandonedkittypet7288]

Sometimes people use it sincerely, I do, when I ask how are you, I genuinely want to know

[@LostStarzOfTheSky]

Yeah I'd maybe understand his reaction if it was someone completely new (still vile) but to react that way to someone you 'know' even casually is so cruel

[@jomereortega]

Doesn’t really matter; in that situation looking at the girls perspective, she was going through a tough spot so she saw this as an opportunity to open a bit. The way he responded was so horrible.

[@transsnack]

Yeah, but he didn't ask that, he asked "Where have you been?". Different question entirely.

[@excel111lf]

He stated "Kirby, Where the F have you been?" he didnt ask "How are you"

[@DezsoLochsabre]

Like Charlie says, 99% of people on Earth would've just said "oh really? that sucks man, sorry to hear it." Even if they were slightly annoyed that someone had dropped a buzzkill comment in the chat, 99% of people would still say the former. This guy would be some husband. Whatever tiny infraction his wife makes, in his unfiltered manner he would criticize her over and over until she got the point and apologized. The worst part isn't what he says at the start, it's that he argues with her about it for 2-3 minutes. Also, she's a fan of this. Presumably he's pretty important to her. Maybe she answered honestly because she wanted him to make her feel better by giving his condolences.

[@Ubermensch_201]

Happy Thanksgiving Moist

[@Kruziik]

He's not going to invite you to dinner bro.

[@Mr.Glidehook]

All cringe except for the woman on the airplane. She was sincere and it was as obvious that she was embarrassed and ashamed. The rest is all cringy and creepy.

[@danielwild.]

X: Hey, how are yea? Y: Do you actually care, or are you just asking? X: Well, that's rude.. Lol

[@rasmania6414]

the first bloke i hope nothing bad happens in his life but i bet he will do a stream about it what a drama queen

[@bassimprovjams3772]

Imagine not having 1/16 of the followers as Charlie and yet Charlie would never treat his community with such disrespect over something that was asked and such bad news, that’s sick!! Doc would never do that to the Champions club

[@AlyKatIvy]

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

[@jeremiah3278]

First dude tripled down on it 😂

[@mochenglansangan2046]

Wow love this video 😆 always take care God bless.

[@dakotaalexander9292]

Im smoking crack rn

[@Yo_wassup]

😭😭😭😭

[@undercoverjihadi9252]

im a michelin star pot whippa

[@k.a.i1539]

Ill say this about Ashton he has a thing that "helps" find child trafficking and im really starting to think that maybe it wasnt to help save them but more or less give them to his friends like danny,diddy, and ellen which two of the three have been charged with doing things to under age children and who he was also extremely close friends with. Iunno food for thought on that because i forgot about this poor excuse of a apology

[@LordBob858]

This dude gave the DSP “you’re the king of suffering” response.

[@fringeofmadness]

There's our disaster queen

[@dongbrulee9965]

*CREASED* love you man.

[@Bluegill_fisherman]

Sometimes sorry won’t cut it, and you need to do a ton more to redeem yourself (that is if you can redeem yourself), these people think otherwise and just make a dumb ramble session they call an apology

[@leagaillard755]

I'm actually betting on an edible for plane girl. People taking edibles to "get through flights" has become increasingly more common, despite how ridiculously stupid it is. She seems genuinely worried and freaked out during this 'episode' she's having, which kind of reminds me of people's reaction to too much weed or lsd, not too many shots of whiskey or glasses of wine. If she was just drunk, I don't think she would suddenly start to believe there are fake passengers and worry about the plane blowing up, only to genuinely be embarrassed and apologetic in the video afterwards (and if she truly believed in these conspiracies, she wouldn't apologise). Also if she'd had a couple drinks too many, it's not classy but it's legal, so I can't see why she wouldn't say it when it would make her go from nutty to just drunk in everyone's eyes.

[@howtodoit1190]

You've obviously never seen someone with mild psycosis or schizophrenia get drunk fast. 1 beer is enough to turn my mother from a completely normal person into someone who thinks all of her family are government clones sent to spy on her. Crazy people go even crazier when they are drunk, and even more so when they are drunk and trapped around complete strangers

[@sp5072]

Definitely someone who doesn’t smoke or consume weed at all and took it on a recommendation without realizing it’s still objectively a psychedelic lmao

[@leagaillard755]

@sp5072 thats what im saying!!! or whose friend said it was a fun way to survive the airport

[@danw918]

I love how the first guy, so artfully avoided awkward or bad vibes 😂

[@SuperMikeAttack]

huh.. i was thinking.. didnt i just watch this video? But had to go back to my history to see that Papa Meat did almost the same commentary about a year ago about Miranda Sings, and I just happened to watch it about an hour ago. lol

[@Ragnarock619]

It's been like 5 years and Charlie's still saying "advid" lol

[@krimsonklaww611]

15:00 give it like 25 years or less and we'll have an orchestra's worth of Internet apologies.

[@ZedSdead-m8d]

Does everyone know that Dahr Mann did time in a federal prison and was the subject of an 'American Greed' episode? He's just very good at scrubbing things from the Internet.

[@MysticLuxray]

Apparently there is a phenomenon where normal people do freak out and get delusional on big transport vehicles like trains and planes. Its interesting

[@tysonbranch-rodgers8141]

What if there could be a compilation of Moistcr1tikal talking about all of the pedos as of this year?

[@lisamills-d3z]

Hi Charlie it's so nice to watch something on KZbin with someone who is as articulate as you, makes a refreshing change from the usual drivel 😂

[@EarthPoweredHippie]

Charlies knees popping is so relatable lol

[@Gucci_Nomad]

I can’t tell you how many streamers I’ve ran into on twitch like this

[@MrMadjonesie]

Charlie's become a master writer

[@stepver2273]

45:33 that's a first

[@theforgotten7763]

lady in the plane had "okay" apology? she apologised to everyone except the one single "mf that isnt real" wtf? 🤣

[@cindyLee-q6y]

Dexter Dexter we need you and your dark passenger ASAP. Dexter come quick.😉

[@Humble_bumbler]

First dude was the only one bringing the vibe down a good streamer can bring the vibe back up. I dont like trama dumping either but thats not what happened he literally asked if u ask expect to get trama dumped

[@statesminds]

I feel i remember this dude complaining about trauma dumping lol is this old?

[@nevadanate4957]

It is, kinda. These compilations go back a couple years at least

[@LesbianTheLia]

Can't believe I share the exact same spelling/name as sniperwolf bruh

[@laylareyes7733]

This is the same vibes as the comment sections full of men on vids about that one football player who wasn’t in a joyful mood because he made his girlfriend mad😭 they all got mad at the girlfriend

[@laylareyes7733]

The first vid

[@laylagriffith1916]

Yeah it's stupid

[@thefangedone]

As someone who used to twitch stream to literally no one, (2-3 regulars) a few years ago I would never, ever have done what the streamer in the beginning did. Like, not wanting serious stuff dumped is one thing but If I have a regular who disappears and reappears and I ask....you good? Where you been? And they tell me like, they were having cancer treatments (As example) I would never snap on them. Something like, hope you enjoy the stream then and can relax and move on to keep the vibes high.

[@liveliketomato]

52:24 what.

[@Harew0lf]

buttttttt 👆🏻👩🏻

[@FlurryJoe]

Shit like this is why I will never communicate with people on the internet. If you have a YT channel, don't talk to people directly, ever. What's the point?

[@PotatoanFries]

first time being early to a charlie clips upload

[@Grimmdiplomat30c0]

we should make edp play both rdr games in timeline order and if he can do it first try no deaths no losing any honor no save scumming he can come back

[@HeathenTrucker]

Wait.. I don't understand the issue with the first one.

[@kazz3229]

the guy on the first vid looks like asmongold but with cleaner room

[@Gam1ngSyzygy]

The reason he blew up is because he has no empathy and to avoid showing care he tries to justify the reason why he was unable to show even a little bit of care

[@goliath_red1102]

I’ve grown up watching some Mila movies and shows like Black Swan, Ted and Family Guy - so to see her involved in r@pe drama, that stings

[@trolley01]

It's just recency bias on the toxic gossip train woman. I still think Sienna Mae was worse for sexually assaulting someone on camera and then just making a dance video where she plays music that literally have the lyrics "I'm young" "I did nothing wrong"

[@MaidenHelll]

Or Danny has dirt on them, and blackmailed them 54:45

[@ervinstankovic2462]

This first guy is the biggest clown 😂 how on earth is he not joking??

[@cruzgam1ngg]

🎶 Toxic gossip traainnnnnn🎶🕺🕺🕺

[@cruzgam1ngg]

Im no longer going to verbally apologize, from now on im gonna spam Fortnite emotes IRL as my apologetic dance! I might even buy a ukulele 🤔

[@fast-sparrow8221]

First dude is a nerd

[@HugeConverse]

I got the van though!

[@QuarterKrash]

Jiminy Christmas! 🎅 🎄

[@iceman4169]

Great 👍🏻 video nice 👍🏻 hype!!!!!!!

[@flawless__aj]

first guy reminds me a lot f dmbrandon

[@Huhbd373]

holy FUCK I forgot about that dude. what a creep, so glad hes gone.

[@ParallaxiMaxime]

These people are the worst - but in my mind, they're also pretty much everybody.

[@Dylion09]

I agree with the other guy. Keep that shit to yourself. Be like going through some shit. You're just more compassionate bro. We're ass holes bro

[@tysonbranch-rodgers8141]

Is that Keemstar in the first one?

[@milescahill1036]

Yeah

[@anti-tryhard]

no

[@J-B-2]

Hi Charlie

[@peterreke8479]

Oil up

[@rathersleepthanstayawakezzz]

52:21

[@keatonmarkell6391]

27:16 tuah

[@sebastiandevereux3511]

Nice balls

[@Patrick-b4w]

hey man watch your back there's a Barber behind you,,😅😅😅😅.... Only joking i like podcast,pal....

[@TizianuMenzukialu]

I can't accept speaking like this about Danny, he was a tru rolemodel for diddy party's attenders

[@marquez4609]

Nice

[@istartedajoke1704]

I like turtles.

[@cooio6148]

Very Moist clips today 🥵

[@Alebabe]

Agree 100 percent with this guy! no actually. 1000 percent!.

[@chrisj3789]

TLDR- nothing burger

[@Nate_Lighter98]

EDP's apologize was mid as fuck in my opinion.

[@Dylion09]

He asked cause its called small talk. Small talk isnt saying your mom died. Quit expecting everyone to be a nice guy like you.

[@PotatoanFries]

idk

[@Omnival1226]

Balls

[@Finiorary]

Early afff

[@pulzewidth]

i kinda get the first guy a tiny bit, by that i mean like if i was not friends and only acquaintances with a dude and i asked him how r u, im obviously expecting a fine thank you just cuz i doubt he/she will share something personal. its just a generic thing. if he/she was my friend though it would be much more genuine.

[@Ashbrash1998]

He did somewhat know her, though. She wasn't a new watcher he didn't recognize. Still, awful way to handle it all.

[@pulzewidth]

@@Ashbrash1998 agreed, i would never do this if i was the streamer. she was prob subbed too and watched him for a long time

[@Hat-Kid]

but when they do genuinely answer "bad, (insert something that happened)" you shouldn't go on a fuckin tangeant about how they're being a downer and they'll bring the vibe down, yknow?

[@nevadanate4957]

@@Hat-Kid Exactly, idk how the streamer guy thinks decency/consideration/tact is a one way street.