These PSAs Were Definitely Not Written by Seagulls

Taylor Tomlinson welcomes panelists Laurie Kilmartin, Jackie Kashian, and Maria Bamford into the group chat! They discuss AI generated tourist slogans, Amazon’s latest questionable labor practice, and whether or not humans will still exist in 500 years.
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AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.

[@pekkapulli]

Maria has to be my favourite guest ever on this show. A loose cannon in the best possible way.

[@briansneary7535]

She should be cast as the crypt keeper

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I've always found her to be EXTREMELY annoying.

[@EverSnaxolotl]

​@@MatthewTheWanderernever seen her before and I don't see how she's annoying

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@EverSnaxolotl She's somehow less annoying than usual in these clips. But, she's still too loud and it feels like she tries too hard to be extra weird or wacky for no reason.

[@Junksaint]

Maria is a legend

[@pinkdemidevil]

I'll watch ANYTHING with Maria Bamford in it. ANYTHING!!!!!!!

[@moi5219]

Did you know she does a bunch of voices on Adventure Time!

[@kczcb4697]

We need Maria banford and flula borg on the same panel

[@SeanKL107]

I love the rotation of comedians we get on the show. This is the closest we Americans have to those British panel shows

[@AdrianColley]

UK panel shows eventually settle on having two competing teams, with two team captains who are regulars.

[@NotMarvelParsons]

Maria nailed it "United States. Watch your back" Right on many levels

[@tcoram1]

Maria is a treasure.

[@pkgood9223]

Right?! Fearless, funny, fantastic!

[@pseudotasuki]

She is pure chaotic energy.

[@maryrosekent8223]

A *national* treasure!

[@tleilaxu42]

mariabamfoo has clearly spent some time on the coast. 100% accurate seagull impression.

[@silentjay01]

These three panelists bring 3 different styles to the show, and yet, somehow, it works very well together. Great choice by the booking team.

[@miritskeen]

maria's bird psa audibly got me screaming with laughter

[@ballman2010]

It's true, 2002 was the best possible year for new year's glasses, and nothing has really stacked up since. It's all my friends and I talk about.

[@lb5368]

Maria is an icon! ❤

[@LincolnWorld]

I went to show Maria put on when she was working on material, not even an official finished act, and it was one of the funniest things I've ever experienced. She is definitely one of the funniest comedians on the planet.

[@ConfusedPolarBear-jn9ll]

Saw her 5 yrs ago, my cheeks hurt so bad lol

[@avataraarow]

Love Jackie Kashian, she’s so good!

[@johnoberto2659]

Maria is freakin’ awesome!! And so underrated

[@cactaceous]

“…The Fall? Which is a great rock band” Maria is too good for us.

[@ComaTwins]

Maria and Mark E. are the greatest ever!

[@AlyCatDotGames]

Laurie, Jackie, and Maria is the perfect panel!

[@georgemastalir5251]

This is hilarious. We need more of all three of these guests.

[@tonyshawley7536]

4 of the best comedians there is. BEST EPISODE!!!!

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

2:40 This is such a savage joke to make right off the bat! 😅😂

[@dominicrusso4057]

Jokes on you, birds aren’t real!

[@annalisasteinnes]

THEN WHO STOLE MY SANDWICH RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND? ARE YOU SAYING I'M CRAZY? HUH? HUH?

[@casbot71]

​@@annalisasteinnesIt was a flying chihuahua...

[@rairaipiipiitii3585]

@annalisasteinnes It was the government. Wake up, sheeple, birds were replaced by robots decades ago!

[@annalisasteinnes]

@@casbot71 Oh, like *chihuahuas* are real...

[@AdrianColley]

Just rotate them 90° and they will become real.

[@taschmidgall]

AAAHHHHHH!! Maria Bamford on After Midnight!!! I haven't watched it yet but it's the best episode EVER!!!!

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Nobody has ever read Infinite Jest. Its an in joke to pretend its about tennis or something but i think its actually “I love Lucy” fan fiction if you keep reading.

[@mongoofy]

That green suit is stunning on you there TT

[@Boogaboom5]

Maria Bamford 😅💓 Great panel as always! Love this show

[@MsProfK]

I am have seen all 4 of these comedians live and they are all amazing!❤

[@mismay360]

This is a legendary panel

[@comedygeek]

Best panel.

[@lecurvey]

This is a great panel

[@sweetmother2406]

I’m so glad Maria is back!

[@MrVongogol]

I love a good reference to the Fall

[@richpeltier9519]

Bamfoo the Mighty! Such a great panel.

[@Harrydewulf]

Maria Bamford is the greatest living comedian. The other two, I did not know, but I was pleasantly surprised. Of course, I'm apparently biased because I think women can be funny.

[@chrundlethegreat2251]

4:04...she's shaking more than a chihuahua

[@ananananabop]

Weakness is the brand

[@SANITIZEDINC]

I thank the stars for Maria B. I adore her.

[@matttrafton2725]

Best episode ever. I had heard of all the guests for a change.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

What a great panel.

[@jameswright5401]

One of thebest episodes already

[@dowl603]

This was truly the best trio

[@maddietaylor3956]

Best episode of this show yet. By far.

[@zodjenkins2595]

Aaah, I love these comedians 😃

[@mcleary9615]

Heck yeah Maria! She's so funny! Need Gary Gulman on this show

[@ish474]

I'm willing to bet 20 bucks that Jackie references Pliny the Elder and Laurie loses her shit over it❤😂

[@jaebee1121]

Laurie looks like future Chelsea Peretti

[@beliebigkeit]

The perfect line up!

[@jonkerwin]

Maria for president

[@Zahaqiel]

They missed out on using a real travel advertising slogan from Australia: "C U in the NT".

[@annpalmer3224]

Best one yet! And there have been some fantastic episodes.

[@wiredforstereo]

Is Maria standing on a box? What the hell? Also excited to see Jackie, my once upon a time celebrity crush (we've both been married for a long time at this point.) Also, Jackie and Maria are close friends in real life, so that's fun too.

[@BensBrickDesigns]

Jackie is a goddamn treasure.

[@jamesyoungquist6923]

Y'all are in for a treat on this one

[@dumbkoffcrow974]

All Star Panel

[@danielgiroux2406]

Jackie Kashian is my hero!

[@imjuliewaters]

I think I first saw Maria Bamford do stand up in the 90s and I've been a fan ever since.

[@jso6790]

It's a great panel, but honestly would watch anything with Maria Bamford! She is incredible, turning her lemons into an incredibly funny and life-affirming lemonade!

[@kittymiss991]

Best panel ever!!

[@timothypenwell2487]

Love Taylor! ❤❤

[@Baby0din]

Awwwww.... Maria Bamford is so cute. You'll never be too old to me

[@YeeSoest]

The next actual good NYE glasses will be in 2050

[@kap79]

I saw Bamford, I clicked!

[@SailorGreenTea]

5:14, 😆

[@mikefroman2521]

2010 glasses also still make sense

[@benktubes]

All-time great lineup

[@pseudotasuki]

Whoa whoa whoa. Black nerds love Japan, too!

[@yammeringpenguin]

Great panel

[@eat_pray_porg8450]

5:44 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TwentySevenist]

I'm sure my friend who got pooped on the face by a seagull would agree that that was a sign of intelligence, not a nuisance. /s (Our high school had a seagull problem. They would scavenge food during lunch... this was California so we ate outside. We weren't very close to the ocean. Morgan Hill, which if I remember correctly was like an hour away from the coast.)

[@samanthaDH]

YAY MARIA IS BACK

[@mirvjournal1693]

Maria is great.

[@christopherquattromusic]

Maria is a goddamned national treasure.

[@RandJohnson]

Oh, Maria... You make the funniest funnys.

[@messrmarr]

Maria!!!!! ❤❤❤

[@TheSocratease]

Matt and I playing...Matt and me? Why is it so hard for " smart people"?

[@danielsimmich1858]

Minor correction. Pride comes before July

[@KaritKtana]

I see Maria, I click ❤

[@AutisticEthics]

Maria Bamford we love you!!!1!1!111

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Ooohhhh, can we get Josh Sneed on the show? He’s hilarious!

[@gorgha3988]

We need Eliza Eliza Schlesinger, Brad Williams, or Sara Millican on this show.

[@jaysonjackson3455]

I think Sara was on this once. I could be wrong, though.

[@anidit88]

My only complaint is I wish Maria would have followed up her "no" with... but seagulls will ... with an evil smile before ending on a more unhinged happy version of her on point seagull impression

[@justincastillogayray]

Flint Michigan: BYOB

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Jackie: mentions Armenia Me: oh, this could either be really good, or be waaaaay off Her: *according to the Turks* Me: yup, checks out Laurie's comment just elevated this whole thing.

[@Mobri]

Honestly, I see more black dudes wearing Naruto gear in public out here than anybody else. I must have found a weird pocket of humanity.

[@briansneary7535]

It's gen Z because it's the last one

[@usmanwaheed3824]

Is Laurie related to Seth Myers?

[@1midnightfish]

Has anyone here read "Jimi Hendrix Live in L'viv"? If you haven't yet, do... you'll never look at seagulls the same way again (the author is Andrey Kurkov)

[@JordiVanderwaal]

So Amazon wasn't using AI, they were using I(ndi)A(ns). *Or, well, you could also say they were using AI, Asian Indians.

[@matttrafton2725]

Taylor should replace that Fallon failure on the Tonight Show.

[@yocean14]

Before watching this, I just want to say I have a bias against Bamford, for I still have not forgiven her for that heinous racist "Japanese Commercial" sketch she did. If she did actually apologize for it, do send the link. I will judge if it's sufficient or not.

[@JordiVanderwaal]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who dislikes seagulls. Not to be racist, but crows and ravens are WAY better. And I'd trust a crow over a seagull any day.

[@SirKingHoff]

Taylor is so hot

[@yocean14]

so far this is the least funny episode of this show...

[@sayrewilkin-dalby619]

So this is why America doesn't do panel shows, the wit is just not there.

[@sterlingabney113]

No more pants suits the host does not need to look like Hillary Clinton.

[@Bass.sick.b1tch]

This is the perfect comedy tour on television and I love it ❤❤❤