these steam reviews are AWFUL.

[@z0mbielovejuice]

i love dead by daylight i have 97 mental illnesses and im banned from most public spaces

[@twofacecomix]

Me also putting in over 1k hours in dbd to find out I hate the game

[@HeartlessKairi42]

@@twofacecomix that's too real dude. FO76 too.

[@twofacecomix]

@@HeartlessKairi42 used to stream it every night 😭😭😭

[@Jakecos]

@@twofacecomix wait... it took 1k hours to realise that? You sir have a higher tolerance for pain than I

[@twofacecomix]

@@Jakecos it all came together when I realized that I (as huntress) was chasing someone around a large rock

[@kmharnish]

These videos are funnier then the reviews themselves, also please add sex to these videos.

[@imagery5425]

*ahem* MAKIN THAN MACARO-

[@donutholebandit]

Bizly is already in like half of them, dude

[@Cat_loaf20]

Guh

[@SoupDoesStuff]

as a destiny player with ungodly an amount of hours, the 3/5 roll gave the destiny one away

[@deurbeldeurbel]

So much suffering and so many hours of my life haha

[@CalamityBaird]

I don't even play destiny I knew it was destiny.

[@Storse]

it was the only one that made sense since warframe doesnt have weapon rolls and neither does osrs afaik

[@nobleradical2158]

yeah it wouldve been 3/5 riven if it was warframe

[@halthedge]

“ I don’t respect warframe players” Good, we don’t deserve it 😂

[@user-ut5fp6gp2p]

Why?

[@bananawithabigironinitship7807]

@@user-ut5fp6gp2p be honest, you know why

[@CatAreCoolONG]

​@@user-ut5fp6gp2p You know damn well why

[@mejjx1429]

Real( I have 2k hours)

[@Kazzerole]

"if you play DBD go check yourself for mental illness" i do in fact have anxiety, adhd, and depression

[@TheKeeperofChaos]

Most mentally stable DBD player

[@ricardoediza2690]

“Game journalists” need to learn from these reviews

[@mrwick5828]

I love DBD, the voices tell me it’s good

[@Aeternus75]

Ong, Whispers irl

[@phenexxxx]

ultrakill reviews are filled with the "please add sex" reviews, i am pleased to be one of the horde

[@quispmccrunch]

I have played an unhealthy amount of Dead by Daylight, have spent way too much money on it, and I still keep playing despite having mostly bad moments while playing.

[@burritoornot856]

It's about the thrill of the hunt

[@rufkasoda]

Stryxo is so real for thinking ULTRAKILL for first

[@SoupDoesStuff]

if it was ultrakill it probably would have specified robot sex

[@TheTownHeifer]

@@SoupDoesStuff GAY robot sex

[@thesockstealeriscomingforyou]

Fr that was my instant assumption.

[@phaeste]

@@SoupDoesStuff nah, it wouldve specified gay sex

[@annmarie1114]

thank you Geek for letting us know the TRUTH

[@sk2galway]

I have like 1000 hours of GTA V, that's over like 6 years, but when these reviews of over that with newer games that really shows the people with less of a life than me

[@patrickdiehl542]

Since being patched, Cyberpunk is fun just to explore and play the side missions

[@BoiledQu4rters]

2:04 this man played for FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT??????

[@TheRamblemanWhoSings]

as a steam user gremlin, you slowly lose all forms of communication & your grip on reality, only being able to understand other steam user gremlins

[@gladdy1]

stryxo sounds like an ex-discord mod

[@VSPhotfries]

"0/10 Can't sex the Huntress."

[@JonahTND]

6:51 “but I’m not bald” man just completely admits to every other statement

[@divAPEX]

took me 4k hours to realize i hated apex legends

[@bloodlove93]

i never touched it,still hate it

[@mmkanashiro]

lego is a game that every thing connect whit every thing, but humans cant connect whit other human

[@Quazex]

I play dead by daylight and I have a mental illness which makes me want to cut my arm off. I think they're connected.

[@damamoot2291]

I only got the 5th and 6th one wrong. The only of these games I've played is slime rancher, which I thought was the sex one.

[@52_hype]

Tranported to ItsMatlok world Terrible steam reviews: Come here boy Me: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ Edit: thnaks for 500272 likes and reddit sliver!

[@coldplayisjustokay7820]

ay bruh you're welcome any time

[@coldplayisjustokay7820]

wait a minute i think there might be less than 500272 likes

[@rat-prophetistfordism8344]

The golden standard of Steam reviews are found under Pathologic Classic HD

[@AlliedX]

I think Civ 6 is a fantastic game. What do you mean it's been 19 years? I only played 1 turn.... What? God....

[@SMF64]

this video is just brandon getting dunked on for 13 minutes

[@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626]

Im just waiting for this Channel to blow up

[@chemicalyt2931]

Slave Leia was 21 in the bikini

[@DevilDoc31317]

found a chocolate covered brownies recipe in the ultrakill reviews

[@a_to_the_mfing_z]

I hate Apex legends i have social anxiety never leave my moms house and hate the ranked grind 10/10

[@justalittlebitepic035]

9:11 well, there is that one mod...

[@cookierayyt3406]

if the fellahs make a mistake its a fellahcy

[@Moggus1]

Please have a collat with locus again!

[@AsherLiu-b6e]

Hey ItsMatlok, love your content

[@cannedbread-ri8fx]

9:37 matlok thought he was smart until this

[@N8_de_Gr8]

Where did the image in the top left corner come from it’s not in the previous video?

[@ThePandaclash]

Does the banner say "ninjaatwar21"?? I can't figure it out

[@TikTok_gura]

ninjaofwar24

[@spiffy6988]

i thought that destiny 2 review was mine at first

[@Sharky_0456]

9:05 I SAW THIS REVIEW

[@Sharky_0456]

ayo you got stryxo damn! nice!

[@bpberry]

this video is old but a little psa you cant get rolls on weapons in warframe you mod them

[@amphiee1873]

yo these video ideas are sick maybe guess the youtuber from the mean tweet or something?

[@mmmmrat]

martin i love you 🐐

[@dearil8007]

bizly would've won

[@divineterabyte5181]

Hey im a warframe player wtf

[@GraveRobber-]

I play DBD because I like causing pain

[@2braincells581]

6/7 Closest I've been to a perfect score in any of these vids

[@rimwell]

Only thing about lost ark is pay to win But it doesn’t really matter if you’re just playing for fun

[@k2a2l2]

i too, have also played content

[@alexs07774]

As a long time destiny player this is kinda fax, still gonna keep playing tho

[@alyxbocci2695]

fun fact i stole my name from half life alyx

[@honeybun6677]

Does the beard say “ninjaofwar24”?

[@xmnph951]

LETS GOO SUB 20SECONDS

[@kagoodplayer4188]

I guessed 2/7

[@erik-the-error]

L wildspartans

[@DoomDude69420]

I got the Detroit one right and the reason why is because rust is Ohio and pubg is Detroit

[@ahnki]

i gaymer

[@srimpfiedice]

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