these rap tweets are cringe...

[@eeveeblazelol]

6:13 aged like fine wine

[@CheeseGrater69]

Yea

[@chexmax3647]

Right 😭😭😭😭

[@letz_all_quit_the_internet]

REAL 💀

[@SockBakka119]

Someone who admires god is a wild quote from young “truly humble under god” according to his lawyer

[@gabrielbarclay9541]

Pushing positivity

[@humanbeing7485]

6:39 drake the type of goof to aim his gun at an NPC in GTA V then put down his controller and say "Man I can't do this anymore"

[@mari_golds-bleeding-ink]

💀

[@BismuthusDoomer]

drake the type of goof to jump into a pool and yell "GERONIMO"

[@justchump]

viewers will never know the great dotcolin 30 minute dinner break of 2022

[@cakeeater]

@@dotColinwhat was on it tho

[@BitchNamedLia]

@@cakeeater I guess we'll never know

[@cakeeater]

@@BitchNamedLia top 2022 mystery!!!!!!

[@jotarogoosjo.1582]

Loved cake so much they just kept typing when the Username bar said it's too big

[@cakeeater]

@@jotarogoosjo.1582 fr

[@tremen151]

It’s getting to the point I can’t even tell what was added to the banner, you should put the old and the new one both up at the end so we can see what they added

[@tremen151]

But W vid nonetheless

[@2007ToyotaModel3]

The drake line about 12 year olds.... "That one didnt age quite so well."

[@CheeseGrater69]

6:12 AGED SO WELL

[@kalamies.]

This was certainly a video. Definetly the most video of all time. Dare I say this is the Matlok video.

[@Baconlovesreddead]

It was 🤪

[@MoniNueva]

​@RipVanWinkle3 Ik this is a year ago but you're trans AND listen to Tyler?? Literally me frfr???

[@senpaiwithagun1009]

Somebody better explain what the “like an IPhone” thing means

[@geraldatrichome]

An iPhone gets bigger every year

[@shortsandwich5573]

@@geraldatrichome wait is that actually what it is? I thought it was a reference to using the side of the phone to measure.

[@geraldatrichome]

@@shortsandwich5573 wait you use the iphone to measure?

[@shortsandwich5573]

@@geraldatrichome i used to why? Is that not something people do

[@geraldatrichome]

@@shortsandwich5573 idk I don't have an iphone

[@deurbeldeurbel]

Still thankful for stumbling upon your channel a few months ago and being blessed with that juicy content that shit butters my pooper

[@mominakhan4611]

butters ur what

[@MossTheinvader-qr6bz]

you heard him

[@kimspence2695]

I love your pfp ​@@MossTheinvader-qr6bz

[@EthanSongMusic]

This whole group dynamic fucking bangs, I have watched a bunch of these and the format is so enjoyable

[@inspirobotinspiration4360]

The score: Is 5-4-3 with Chump leading and Milo in last Matlok: So the score is tied...

[@thatoneguy9582]

6:44 noting this down because i’ve been wondering where “they think they’re dogs but we’re michael vick” came from in my brain for _months_

[@b.e.e.l.i]

35 minutes to order a sandwich is not unusual these days, you really gotta wrestle with whether or not it's worth paying 30 dollars including delivery fees for a single meal.

[@matildacool3949]

“curiosity killed the cat…good thing we dogs…” is fire icl

[@bluejujuartz]

I literally was in the middle of a call with my gf and i said "sorry darling, ItsMatlok uploaded a new video brb" i really hope this was worth it 💀

[@codexstudios]

Watch it with her

[@bluejujuartz]

@@codexstudios they don't like discord content 💀

[@maryfreegirl2029]

Wow this didn't happen 💀

[@MayMoment_]

@@maryfreegirl2029 nah bro they got an anime PFP, fumbling is natural to them

[@BourbonWaffel]

Damn I really believe that

[@beelieboo]

drake premonition was crazy

[@stevefurrier9932]

In the second one i was surprised he knew a dasani bottle,i was like no way Matt wrote that,because of that word

[@cupdeeffbee8163]

need a lil b x matlok episode

[@gamingmamba2584]

6:12 this aged well

[@windowstudios45alt]

The based tweet literally is from 2010 Drip didn't exist

[@Yumi_G]

The Astro world joke and topping with the lil clip from Dj.Khaled make me laughing so much I can’t breathe

[@amazingandrew4328]

I wasn’t even paying attention to the first tweet. I was too busy jamming to Moonlight Canyon

[@definitelydoctorproctor]

How did they know

[@12Rosen]

Sorry to ruin this game for everyone, but, the fake tweet's font always looks just slightly blurrier than the real one.

[@HeartlessKairi42]

AYO THAT DKC2 BACKGROUND MUSIC 🔥 I knew I subbed for a good reason

[@ruby8065]

Bro martin wouldn't have misspelled doormat as door matt. Easiest choice in the whole thing.

[@TrueMega]

Colin in this video made it a 10/10

[@spunttt._.]

“For the ladys that are confused, ask your man about this!” I’m a lesbian 😭 pls what the fuck is the Iphone thing??? (Btw, whats the outro song called? I need to know bro)

[@coachlucas42]

im a dude and im also confused lol

[@VinMeasles]

@@coachlucas42 lol same

[@Popojay_]

The outro is “Keep Your Faith” from Persona 5 Royal. 👍

[@frankiethe5th]

I'm just gonna assume its the length of an iPhone

[@VinMeasles]

@@frankiethe5th I thought so too, but if it was that, I didn’t know why they were making a big deal about it

[@raishauntanner4206]

That Mike Vick speech will be used in the near future

[@andrewguerra2532]

I swear TO GOD I’ve seen the Tyler tweet on the left before I swear to god

[@spy588]

Found you through Kingani's video!

[@creativename_]

New ItsMatlok vid let's gooooooo

[@AlyssaPerrine]

genuinely love this

[@djkawaiibutart]

me when rappers

[@hannabanana3029]

the way i screamed so hard when i realized colin was dot colin. as in lil bro. as in the 10 man himself. as in alpharad plus/deluxe/gold/platinum fame. i am so fucking happy my worlds have collided.

[@hollowhenry04]

6:13 lol.

[@samueljensen2175]

WOOOOOO MORE MARTIN YEAHHHHH

[@zserlpq8512]

please dont bomb my laptop

[@JT0H]

I can't believe the 10/10 man lost (reference)

[@Endlesszestg0d]

Just realized that this definition of SWAG would be used in a court trial

[@afafafaafaf]

Young Truly Humble Under God

[@bananablade-ro5qy]

6:13 BRO PREDICTED IT

[@OctoberKjell]

Am I the only one who didn't know Milo was trans? We stan 🙌

[@puretestoster1]

@@bawtrawt377 wdym

[@jamarius.quangledangle]

@@bawtrawt377 Ratio🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[@bidoof367]

i kind of assumed

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

based milo

[@cakeeater]

@@bawtrawt377you ok in the head?

[@Garfilt77]

To my fans Thank you for being loyal & patient I can't finish the album because there's a bee in the studio

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

...can tweets be rap? aren't they just rapper tweets?

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows You’re Welcome :)

[@The-defector]

Is persona 5 music playing on the background ?

[@Yeah.im.sleepy.sutidos]

they thinks they the dogs but Mike Vick is crazy

[@epice5452]

10:46 …Chris Pratt, is that you???

[@catoi6324]

just bullied my friend into watching the video together

[@airseal4098]

iphones are six inches Long…

[@elliotholm4874]

FELLAS

[@DeactivatedAccount911]

Im a guy and WTF DOES LIKE THE IPHONE MEAN????

[@Nostaligia1223]

why does chump sound exactly like Hangman Adam Page lmao

[@squiffi9173]

The fuck does the “like the iPhone” thing mean

[@King-Midas]

an iphone is around the average penis size

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@kronicshit7896]

yoo whats the outro song bro, it sounds like the end to some anime.

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

Persona 5 keep your faith :)

[@thelawsonman]

Lil B is a legend lmao

[@munchycrunchybread]

the ItsMatlok audience consists almost entirely of weeb dudes and lesbians (fellow lesbians hmu)

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

I'm neptunic does that count?

[@neond6740]

Hi!

[@wozaow]

Untrue. I am the one enby in the audience.

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

@@wozaow nope, I’m also enby

[@wozaow]

@@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Not for long. (Take that as you will.)

[@mikeyhamato2012]

I wish the old person tweet was real, because I hate old people. But I have a soft spot for babies.

[@suspiciousteletubby7964]

i cant find a single meaning for "like the ihpone"

[@neolbioldey]

It gets bigger each year

[@suspiciousteletubby7964]

​@@neolbioldey you know who else gets bigger each year

[@neolbioldey]

@@suspiciousteletubby7964 humans

[@suspiciousteletubby7964]

​@@neolbioldeyactually its your biological mother

[@neolbioldey]

@@suspiciousteletubby7964 6 months later, you concluded the joke. Good job, buddy :)

[@annmarie1114]

FELLASSSSSS

[@glup128]

Can someone explain the iPhone thing to me please? I'm too good for crap technology.

[@neolbioldey]

Bigger each year

[@Gibedon]

Guys what does like iPhone mean 😭

[@eggproductions9683]

Size changes every year, dickflation

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@Mccuddley]

don't worry little bro you'll get em next time

[@porpolhell]

5:09 he did work with dababy

[@No_one_here111]

WHAT THE HELL DOES “like the iPhone” MEAN?!?!

[@RiyoGenesis]

The iPhone (penis) gets bigger every year

[@demon_lamb]

wtf is with iphones and pps somebody explain

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@rufflXP]

6:13 real

[@srimpfiedice]

Martin

[@thelnr2]

please someone explain the penis ihpone thing to me. PLEASE

[@cakeeater]

Bro I gotta know too

[@sweatbuh]

compare to iphone length

[@Hummingb1rd]

@@sweatbuh thank you

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@hiimemily]

*_THIS MAN TOOK 35 MINUTES TO ORDER A SANDWICH_*

[@illeagle9560]

What's the iphone thing

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@illeagle9560]

@@ShawtyCheeseJ ahh thank you sir lol

[@coachlucas42]

can someone explain what the iphone thing is? ineed to know ty

[@mcfarofinha134]

measure your shlong with the iphone

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@ΑγάπηΚοτσιανίδου-ι9ρ]

dude im dripping like a diaper

[@blurrysk1es]

W vid ong

[@Exle-gm1kd]

yall are cool as

[@dannacoleman5189]

I’m a guy and I don’t get the “like the IPhone” part

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@doodlydungeon8576]

I am so fuckin hungry

[@BoiledQu4rters]

I too am a self made man, can someone please explain the iPhone thing 😭

[@marylouinprogress]

I'm a self-made non-man and I also have no idea what the fuck this means lol

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@lucyalt7164]

conway yest

[@geoid5388]

justchump is cute

[@Rihandingle]

W vid

[@showregular111]

W video

[@hassanchehnah7560]

ima guy and i have no clue what he means abouth the iphone thing

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@christianflurry2188]

W rizz

[@Aperson11028]

Help I’m dateing a women I can’t ask my man because my man is a women

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your penis grows

[@ShawtyCheeseJ]

iPhones get bigger each year a new one releases, hence your thing grows

[@gabisampira9187]

First

[@Ra1n60wgutz]

the discord link isn’t working for me🙏😞

[@envy8573]

W vid