These Two Sentence Horror Stories are HILARIOUSLY BAD 2

[@enzoreviews2112]

“Happy Birthday, Grandpa!” The entire family cheered. Grandpa took one bite of the cake and turned into a f*cking BMW.

[@LeonserGT]

Fate worse than death. You'll never know where its turning...

[@FalconX_Productions]

Lol ​@@LeonserGT

[@jernmp]

Im going to ride grandpa now

[@Gangster_Mario]

And then the dog walked in

[@PROTAEQUESO98]

@@LeonserGT right

[@ianalspaugh5931]

The almond extract one is so good because you're supposed to think it's cyanide. The writer clearly knew this and thought "they'll never see THIS coming!"

[@unofficialspider-man465]

I actually loved that one as I did a bit of research on poisons for a short story.

[@Grievous_Nix]

Neither did the wife, I bet!

[@SuperBox_Ray]

1k likes and 2 comments? Let's unnecessarily and unreasonably brag about how I'm the 1000th like :D

[@masudimohammad4255]

I was thinking the same thing, the goddamn grenade being through made me bust out laughing because why would you set that up just to completely undo all of your work with the second sentence 😅

[@breadstick4458]

Never let them know your next move

[@Bubblegumtwipp]

"I am going to jeff the kill you " that line goes hard

[@nosu5530]

My stomach hurts lmao

[@mortem_incredibox]

i am going to micheal you so myersly

[@leowalker6504]

I'm going to Jason Vore you

[@mortem_incredibox]

@@leowalker6504 I'm going to slender you, man.

[@ghoultooth]

I must leather your face

[@MicahMotion]

This isn't two sentence horror, this is two sentance thinly vailed comedy

[@Blaque_Dahlya]

YES!!

[@notaulgoodman9732]

50 shades of funny

[@Frontroomsman]

@@notaulgoodman9732fifty shades of shitting while laughing

[@lemonjuice2597]

*veiled

[@Box_creature]

@@Frontroomsman so it’s fifty shades of brown now?

[@Obolesk13]

"Yeah, we found your grandmas dismembered corpse in the forest" said my mom over the phone. Who the hell took her out of the fridge?

[@justampeg4file]

I did

[@justampeg4file]

Wait wait. That's not creepy... The knife man did

[@Deskiezie]

@@justampeg4fileyou sure it wasn’t… The meat worm 🪱?

[@justampeg4file]

@@Deskiezie oh shit it could have been the meat worm.

[@p0lydaedalus]

Then the dog came in

[@enzoreviews2112]

Humanity cheered when the asteroid split in half, missing the earth. We were so happy, we got only mildly annoyed when 1,0290 Billion dead alien corpses fell through the atmosphere.

[@SL-wt8fm]

Alien piñata

[@xenird]

1,029 is the same as 1,0290 that's how decimals work

[@JustProbably]

@@xenirdthere’s no .

[@EvenMoreTiniestWizard]

@@xenirdno, it’s not decimals. Decimal is ., , is the marking point between every 3 digits.

[@xenird]

@@EvenMoreTiniestWizard Depends on the country you live in, and I obviously live in a better one 💯

[@purplesam2609]

Some of these have a genuinely good first sentence but they don't know what to do with the second and make it hilarious

[@mrblakeboy1420]

it sucked back

[@variouspeople6196]

Meat men

[@lirachonyr]

And then the dog came in

[@skyden4637]

*turns into evil toddler*

[@laurennelson3918]

Yeah the one at 1:43 could have been okay if instead of going with the whole murderer side it went “now I just need to eat the wife and I can be a family”. Or “you are what you eat after all” and it would have been passable at least.

[@Milk_Boi0602]

2 sentence horror is hard cause the 2 sentence limit causes people to go for a set-up and a pay-off/twist. This is pretty much the same structure as a joke, with a lead in and a punch line. Like Gruncle Stan's "my wife still misses me" joke fits the requirement for 2 sentence horror

[@rozmarinideas5340]

My wife still misses me. But, her aim is getting better. 🫨

[@Lanesra62905]

​@@rozmarinideas5340😮

[@algeborusas2775]

I agree. Some are too wordy and are more like two-paragraph stories.

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

My ex wife still misses me But her aim is getting better😱🔫

[@beanieisnot0k.]

You see it’s funny because marriage is terrible -Stanley Pines

[@shalopay1763]

"ok, your balls are all good" "said the ball torsion mage

[@xenird]

Testicular torsion wizard *

[@CheeseyCat252]

@@shalopay1763 😨

[@guilhermerafaelzimermann4196]

"As i sucked It sucked back" Sounds like a nice time with the homie

[@Genshin_Addict69]

Real

[@LahhamZaid]

Nahhh I'mma call the police so O can report a stalker

[@leowalker6504]

I was eating my big-mac in peace at my local Mcdonalds. Then Ronald said "bigd mack"

[@voltageesq.]

Scary! 😨

[@CheeseyCat252]

No please 😱😨😢

[@CheeseyCat252]

Have mercy 😏 Edit: WROHGH EMOJI WJWOEOWKS

[@henlinkgames5811]

the 7 foot gorilla one is actually so funny

[@Pneumonia-Nakey]

He's just your roommate, he pays his rent and he does the washing up every second week (the other weeks are your turn)

[@husky0098]

2:56 That one's actually kind of good when you look at it from the angle of people being falsely declared dead. Imagine having some sort of illness that takes away control of your body but still being aware of your surroundings and you hear the doctor say "Aight boys, let's do the autopsy."

[@whoasked376]

It would have been dead if it said: As the patient laid on the bed being declared dead the autopsy was performed. It showed that the patient's cause of death was the autopsy.

[@donutchan8114]

Someone told me that her mother was in a tragic accident and pronounced dead at the scene. She was not, and just barely regained consciousness before being lowered into the ground. She then proceeded to live another 60 years.

[@dizzypukas8410]

Turns into evil doctor: we’re getting in MR teeth and evil mc kill person to do the surgery

[@daviddow3705]

agreed

[@pessien8474]

Some of them are good, like the bed one, imagine if instead of a fucking gorilla, it was the Moon Man or something along those lines. And now I'm thinking OP watched that particular movie.

[@bluephoenix7565]

"if we all stay quiet the monster won't hear us i said." "OKAY." said loudmouth bobby A quiet place part two in a nutshell.

[@sixtytwo.]

I laughed as I read the two sentence horror story. I stopped laughing when I realised it was a real headline.

[@maluznakai6536]

I’m still in my bathroom after 14 hours staring at my reflection. Cause every time I look away it tries to crawl out of the mirror.

[@megafandomsfan]

Ngl this kinda looks neat

[@pissapocalypse]

This one is pretty good

[@i_am_a_human5549]

these aren’t even scary but watching this at night still made me cry in fear 💀💀💀

[@swordofstabbing]

Simon fleeing from his fears while crying: ♿

[@pissapocalypse]

Hey... you don't _look_ like a human

[@aeea3306]

Then the dog came in.

[@Eternal_Tardis]

"There is nothing in the world that would make cry in fear" I said. Until I played a game called "Cry of Fear"

[@calvinvlog768]

6:06 i love how he downvoted this one

[@enzoreviews2112]

After taking my brother from us, Death checked our address again. “Oh crap bro wrong house”

[@zombiesmurf83wasnttaken]

I'm a horror author and these almost made become the victim of a novel (These almost killed me)

[@zombiesmurf83wasnttaken]

Also... I figured I could give you a short story. I hope you like it :) Enjoy October! (My birthday was the 12th) "I opened my eyes in a panic. I didn’t know where I was. It was so dark I couldn’t see two feet in front of me. That’s when I heard it. A loud screech. Almost scream-like. That’s when a figure appeared. It was tall, like a tree. It was dark, like the night. It then charged at me, I couldn’t move. I tried to scream, but no sound came out. My eyes widened in fear. Then it happened. I felt a sharp pain in my heart and heard a wet squelching sound, but I didn’t die. What was happening? I asked myself. Then my scene disappeared. "I reappeared in a dark forest. The trees were bare and I felt something. A dark presence loomed over me. I heard it in the distance. A sound that almost sounds like little girls. 'Come play David, come play with us.' I ran. I didn’t know where I was running, but I ran. After a while I was getting tired, but the voices never got quiet. And they never got louder. I looked back. BAM! I crashed into a tree, my nose was bleeding, and my stomach ached. My mind is disoriented. A sharp ringing in my ear. Then, 'come play David, come play with us.' It was getting louder. 'Come play David, come play with us.' Suddenly it was in my ear 'Come play David, come play with us. Come play David, come play with us.' Suddenly everything stopped. That’s when I remembered where I was. The bullet pierced my heart and I was left for dead."

[@variouspeople6196]

Thank you for clarifying.

[@krusader9508]

My personal favorite is "When I went downstairs I found a freshly made bowl of fried rice. As I asked myself "where did this come from?" I heard a noise behind me, and thats when i realized the pineapple was back.

[@zemufinman1639]

6:54 I cant tell if this was omega brain and the writer assumes we know cyanide tastes like almonds, or it was the funniest unintentional misdirect ever

[@Usual_Kook13]

7:22 'I looked in fear as my dentist started using the same tools he used for the previous patients without cleaning them. I could still see the last one staring back from the display case.'

[@47ratsinahoodie]

The precious toddler one actually has potential, it just needs a different second sentence

[@RushWheeler]

Evil toddler is peak fiction tho idk what you mean

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

The first sentence could have been easily made into two My precious toddler just spoke her first words. "Daddy, please don't hit mommy"

[@counterfeit1148]

@@sdrawkcab_emanresu You're right, that's somewhat decent

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

@@counterfeit1148 Thanks

[@Grievous_Nix]

“Daddy, please don’t hit mommy!” said the toddler. I live alone.

[@Grievous_Nix]

One of my personal faves is something along the lines of: He walked through the main entrance, right under the welcome banner that said “Awesome People School”. As he walked in, he didn’t see the banner fall, revealing the actual name underneath: Scary Monster School.

[@ScorpionNova]

7:47 I fucking hate it when that happens

[@Greggggggg87]

I can’t stop noticing the little bounce he does when he talks

[@UnoriginalPro]

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[@DZ-DizzyDumm]

He baby 😊

[@samuraitanner]

Film for long time, legs need move for circulation, also I’m just a silly little guy like that

[@DZ-DizzyDumm]

@@samuraitanneras a fellow silly little guy, we stan

[@j666parker87]

This guy is the visual equivalent to chills unnatural, uncomfortable NPC audio delivery. The bounce, hand motions, eye movements. It’s like an early AI trying to replicate human conversational movement after being fed one video by this guy and it just repeats those things at a regular enough pace that it thinks it’s doing it right, not realizing that it’s coming off like it doesn’t even know the things it’s saying are supposed to related to the things it’s doing.

[@magik4353]

I decided to have a nice cup of coffee as I read the note from my doctor. "Dear Patient, we regret to inform you that you have a deathly allergy to coffee."

[@Archeota]

You got a firm handshake man. The public restroom sink is broken though.

[@celia3816]

I looked back at my reflection in the mirror. I am ginger.

[@Freakbobssecretson]

Ahhhhhhhh!

[@mariposa7013]

''aw man, where did my house go?!'' i said as i saw that my house dissapeared ''i don't know'' said my neighbor Terry with a house-shaped stomach

[@adderleyaccount5380]

My own two sentence horror: Despite the fact that the monster was faster than me, I keep running, hearing its heavy footsteps as it finally catches up. It’s only when it runs past me that I realize it may have been running from something as well.

[@fwMMVII]

Hey, that’s pretty good.

[@andrewbrowne7831]

“There’s always a bigger fish” - star man

[@GoldenBred]

Scooby doo type shit

[@The1of1000]

A good joke and a good horror story at the base level, function the same exact way. There’s both setup and subversion. That said, it makes sense that something like a two-sentence horror story would lend itself to allow for incredible comedy.

[@pretzel7594]

nah most of these are way better than last year because instead of trying to be scary from the looks of it the whole subreddit is pretty much just ironic now

[@PurePain_1]

1:42 Video starts here.

[@sayarbarman6762]

😂 I laughed for a solid half minute after reading this comment

[@theguy79]

​​@@sayarbarman6762 you are not human, not a thing made of flesh would replicate a machine this much without reason to do so and you clearly gain nothing from this

[@SniperOnSunday]

Thank you, saint.

[@SniperOnSunday]

​​@@sayarbarman6762Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God. Your choice is made; As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.

[@godofchaos9571]

She said my car looked tasty. The next morning I had no car. I laughed harder at that then I should've

[@Zamiakulkas]

Most of them are bad on purpose, there is no way that you can build suspense in one sentence, only to make stupidest, out of place ending, unintentionally. Like: "I woke up at 3AM because of my dog barking. Skibidibi toilet killed my wife with butter knife"

[@great_channel]

Scary! 😨

[@CCABPSacsach]

I crept down the hallway in nothing more than a thin set of pajamas, sweat running down my forehead as I tempt pacing down the corridor. “hi” said Mr McHallway face 😨

[@derpfluidvariant0916]

F892 joke implies his wife was either married to him with the knowledge that she was a timeless being, or is possessed. Either way, the fact that she keeps coming back is legit scary. Would be slightly more scary if it wasn't an AITA post though.

[@Gotofy105]

"Mom found the piss drawer. Thank god she didn't find the shit lamp."

[@auditect950]

The police was trying to identify the deceased victim. When they found the drivers liscence, they saw his name was you!

[@Delta_Trigger]

5:00 This one genuinely could have lead somewhere but it was poorly executed in the 2nd sentence.

[@Grievous_Nix]

My precious toddler who has just learned to speak: “Daddy, please stop hitting mom…” “…It makes the killer ghost appear!”

[@dizzypukas8410]

“Daddy stop hitting mommy” He is in an orange

[@goldeneagle8740]

These videos are hilarious Said the knife person standing right in front of you.

[@nosu5530]

He's gonna Jeff the Kill you

[@jasonfakename4851]

Evil bee: I am evil bee

[@dingo1547]

😨

[@auditect950]

Me: "But if I'm alone in these woods, then who left these paper drawings on these trees?" Slender Man: "Yodelehi yodelehi yodelehi hoo, yudalehi yudalehi yudalehi hoo, yodelehi yodelehi yedelehi hoo, cha-cha-cha whopee!"

[@critica77y77]

I'll admit, the dentist one? Terrifying.

[@garrettmiller3683]

I heard wind coming from my bedroom window. Then I realized that it was coming from my mirror...

[@jaxhodel]

5:12 the genius comedy that some people create

[@endofpixel3712]

I have a 2 sentence horror story you may be familiar with Ahem "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?" "IT'S OVER 9000!"

[@JTBPercussion]

2:42 is such a great satire about Reddit

[@campbellthesmug]

7:15 "I took a trip over to my grandmothers house... But she had big teeth and fur."

[@eonarcadefliplineandmore4323]

The one at 6:47 is actually unironically kind of creepy tbh, just also very funny at the same time

[@koumori-p]

“i’m going to jeff the kill you” fucking got me 💀💀💀

[@widdershins3785]

2:40 Now wait, given implications, that can be horror. If you reeeeally stretch that out into a novel. Like, if you're spouse lives hundreds of years at a time, and is doing some hoopla magic to keep you from aging... its honestly fair if after 200 years, you get fed up and punt her. By the fifth, seventh time, you both know what's going to happen. "Dang it, Jenny. What I say about messing with the Timespace Continuum?! You know how hard it is to explain this when the cops show up?"

[@knOWNd-Jeremy]

“It’s finally Saturday” I said joyfully. Little did I know the Friday man was still behind me.

[@jeffystevens]

Here i lay, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted

[@Cauliflower4life]

i won't be able to sleep tonight after hearing about The Poo Poo Muncher, thanks a lot

[@ghoultooth]

I was just too mesmerised in the beginning by you, jumping up and down. It was very hypnotic. Glad you made a part 2 to the series.

[@lightningmonky7674]

The "the autopsy showed the patient died from autopsy" wasn't that bad actually, pretty clever

[@Pixelusually]

"Man, i hope i dont get stabbed by 77 children" i said, expecting to not get stabbed by 77 children I stop in fear hearing several high pitched laughs and metal scraping together

[@adosmon6177]

then the dog came in...

[@frantisekvrana3902]

I started singing Sound of Silence. And the Darkness responeded.

[@sleep170]

"Daaaad! We're out of milk again" my children notified me, "Ok, i'll go run to the store soon." I responded. That was of course just an excuse, the Milk Beast groaned loudly as it saw me entering the basement.

[@westonmarks925]

The dentist one was genuinely good though. I too would be horrified if my dentist’s previous patient was British and they didn’t clean their tools. Have you seen their teeth,

[@magneticman245]

As a Brit, the worst part of going to the dentist is knowing the previous patient was also a Brit.

[@xz3ss]

I’m going to Jeff the kill you is the kinda thing you’d hear in a classic creepypasta tbh And people would still loose sleep from it

[@ek0dev]

Lmao yeah The original jeff the killer creepypasta was written so poorly that it's comedic at times but it's a classic

[@austincde]

Not even half way thru and I havent recovered from "jeff the kill you" 🤣

[@ilpoomatili9549]

4:46 that becomes worse when you relise there are no bones "there"

[@4ndr00med4]

What if it was a finger though

[@artandem9637]

​@@4ndr00med4 then there would be more bones

[@SniperOnSunday]

​@@artandem9637Unless it's just the tip lmfao

[@lectroeel6290]

Manbwhat​@@SniperOnSunday

[@SniperOnSunday]

@@lectroeel6290 Fingertip. Only one bone in the fingertip

[@Banana_Catt]

3:27 Schrodinger's scream

[@Cooler_By_The_Lake]

The dentist with the British patient one is sincerely horrifying.

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

“I love being a toddler” I said Woof woof said the Pitbull

[@tehcodekid8421]

Love how one person corrected “niht” to “nigth”

[@Toyota_Supra-cp2ug]

the scariest part of the story at 3:46 is that he misspelled "night" twice

[@Halloweenish]

Wall Man, Hallway Man, Mr. Teeth and Knife Guy all get together once a month for coffee and gossip.

[@samuraitanner]

They all bring their creatures too

[@Local_CryptidMN]

First time I've seen your content, & I'm loving your commentary. Also your probably the first person I've seen who talks not only with their hands, but also their knees.

[@samuraitanner]

Love this comment so much

[@Accrovideogames]

@@samuraitanner Are you by any chance on the spectrum?

[@MoonlightWildfire]

It was Monday morning, and I proceeded to go through my morning routine as usual: get dressed, greet my parents, eat breakfast, go to college, same thing every day. I pound on the cold glass screen, knowing I’ll never be free from this hellish prison I’m trapped in, forced to watch as my friends stared back at me, before selecting the ‘New game’ option, as I tried to scream, b-*It was Monday morning.*

[@andistansbury4366]

"How did you get so tall?" I asked my childhood friend. He grinned and pulled up his pant legs, revealing 2763 femurs

[@yourfavouritemess]

"woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss TOILET WAS GONE (STOLEM]" I wish I was making this one up, I found it reposted on Tumblr

[@ScotteiCovers]

My favorite two sentence horror story is "Ah finally, I'm all alone," I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight. "No your not." said Knife Guy.

[@StudioAtomahawk54]

i thanked the waiter as i sipped my chocolate milk. it wasnt chocolate.

[@lSix_Pennywise]

My bad two sentence - I went to McDonald's today.. That Vegan Teacher was there, protesting. 🤣

[@gagebreaux9840]

Vid starts at 1:42 for those without sponserblock

[@theofficialtastynacho0898]

"huh what a weird rock" I said while hiking in the amazon forest. Then their eyes opened...

[@nxcrobutcher]

"Wow what a nice day" I said. "Hello" said the ruiner of nice days.

[@GulliverMurdaugh-cc5cd]

8:02 then the hawk tuahd is what I think you meant to say

[@sepponam]

i cant take it anymore

[@dinohall2595]

2:26 To be fair, I would be terrified if this happened to me.

[@Fool408]

5:25 Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden reference

[@Blaque_Dahlya]

The one where they walked home the wrong way from the gas station. They edited it to fix night bc they spelled it wrong, but the edit was wrong as well, And so was right bc they spelled it write. It was cute and gave me a giggle.

[@Lydgid]

I tucked myself under the covers, ready for bed. That's when I felt his fingers wriggling and my tummy tickling.

[@-Im_delulu-pu6zu]

I stand in front of the mirror admiring my skin. “I think a chose a good one to day” I say to myself as I peel my skin suit off.

[@Yuekitty]

I was sitting outside in the sunshine yesterday! *Then the lights went out.*

[@realPurpleOrb]

I was having a nice day, drinking a nice cup of water. To my horror, it started making noise.

[@theanathema3062]

To be fair, if you think about the bones in the wife one, it isn’t THAT bad

[@Mmmpat]

I agree

[@kitkatboard]

I thought the punchline was going to be "there's no bone in a human penis".

[@rockstarbonett886]

3:04 This is where I lost it 💀😭

[@Unapersonaconunmicroscopio]

“I will free your daughter if you guess correctly in what room she is in” said the kidnapper Soon i realized every answer was correct

[@SniperOnSunday]

5:40 "The worst she can say is no." Her:

[@Ambulasaur]

I hear scary toilet in 4am night. Nothing could prepare me for the scary toilet in 4am man 😱😱😱😱

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

“I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and my pillow was gone!” 😬😂

[@kingkylep]

I love how they all just have random people with names of their attributes in the story, like: I was eating cerial. Then The cerial eater mankiller person guy came (oh no).

[@Gobl_943]

Got one. "After a good night's sleep, I got out of bed". "My tired face suddenly became mortified when people in the funeral home started to scream".

[@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct]

"It is good day to be NOT dead!" I see other team's engineer.

[@EllaAnimates543]

“People say they want to be able to see the dead to reunite with their deceased relatives. Those people who say that don’t realize how UNBEARABLE it is to hear whistling at 4:44 A.M when you’re trying to sleep.” Rate how scary this is on 1-10

[@conradzahourek]

3:35: hello I am u/Longjumping_Link147 thank you for putting me in this video it is the highest form of honor my shitty joke will ever get.

[@samuraitanner]

I salute you brave hero! So glad you stumbled upon this!

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

Dude

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

Youre the face of like 10 other videos like this

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

YOURE FAMOUS

[@conradzahourek]

@@NOBLESIX-UNSC yoooooooooo!

[@NormOttdeer]

My sense of humor is so broken, the mango one had me crying laughing

[@algeborusas2775]

The one with Loudmouth Bobby was actually good.