These Two Sentence Horror Stories are HILARIOUSLY BAD 3

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Samurai Tanner

Samurai Tanner

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@crazyman6225
@crazyman6225 2 ай бұрын
"Anyone can be president" "Anyone? asked the evil man" just sounds like your average politician to me.
@AB1807-1
@AB1807-1 2 ай бұрын
(and women)
@nseven1117
@nseven1117 2 ай бұрын
@@AB1807-1 as a Filipino, I can attest to that
@ukkisragee9983
@ukkisragee9983 2 ай бұрын
​@@AB1807-1nah, only men can be evil men, sadly. Big Evil lobbied Big Government into allowing them tondiscriminate, so sadly all evil women are not operating legally as Big Evil has a monopoly on evil and has made any evil done without the illegal.
@hydrolysis77
@hydrolysis77 2 ай бұрын
@@AB1807-1bro…..you stupoid
@dragonmoonwave
@dragonmoonwave 2 ай бұрын
Evil guy 🪱🪱🪱
@Eclipsedcassowary
@Eclipsedcassowary Ай бұрын
Ok, the clown invasion one was actually genius lmao. I feel like it accurately captures the “slow burn” realization that the second sentence is supposed to have, while also being so stupid it’s funny.
@excalibur2038
@excalibur2038 Ай бұрын
Yeh that one was funny ngl
@katherinesmallbean3594
@katherinesmallbean3594 Ай бұрын
That one genuinely made me chuckle out loud. It's so clever yet so dumb.
@gulsum6084
@gulsum6084 Ай бұрын
But a murder clown invasion with a SIGNLE boat...would be terrifying. Like imagine you think you gotta fight 3 murders clowns and then *the fucking geneva conventions comes out*
@God_user0
@God_user0 Ай бұрын
What time? I forgor
@danielhanke8719
@danielhanke8719 Ай бұрын
@@God_user0murder clown invasion time.
@HatguyanimationsMC
@HatguyanimationsMC 2 ай бұрын
The thing that makes these so funny is the fact that almost every single story has a typo.
@Billy-ir4jc
@Billy-ir4jc 2 ай бұрын
And barely any punctuation is the cherry on top
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
fredy fazbare
@yourfavouritemess
@yourfavouritemess 2 ай бұрын
​@@TheTuxedoCreeper 👏👏👏👏✋️🗣‼️‼️🔥🔥
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
​@@yourfavouritemess ❤💯
@LEG4CYGD
@LEG4CYGD 2 ай бұрын
I mean, it indeed is 2 sentence 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 stories I guess.
@depo3343
@depo3343 Ай бұрын
Boy I do love having a nose. “Haha, got your nose.” Said the nose snatcher
@diseasedwombat5611
@diseasedwombat5611 Ай бұрын
“My penis looks nice and intact today,” I thought. “Hello,” said the Penis Slicer Man
@TheNyvo
@TheNyvo Ай бұрын
Dear god!
@I_Eats_Cheese
@I_Eats_Cheese Ай бұрын
LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE!
@William_appl3ton
@William_appl3ton Ай бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOŌOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@dinoshaz1909
@dinoshaz1909 Ай бұрын
​@@William_appl3tonthe translate to English makes it 'so' but gives it even more "O"'s
@mintyfreshsnes
@mintyfreshsnes 2 ай бұрын
"im murder wall" is going to be all i post in my groupchat for the next month lol
@Adam-xf6sq
@Adam-xf6sq 2 ай бұрын
“Thank God I thought I was gonna have to listen to an Oasis song”, I said to the Murder Wall. “Anyway… here’s Wonderwall” it replied.
@Imagineclickinghere
@Imagineclickinghere Ай бұрын
"It's only 5 night" "It only 5 night. Fredy fazbare" That scared me
@Xeorboom
@Xeorboom Ай бұрын
...that's when I realised that Freddy Fazbore was in the room
@mildlymarvelous
@mildlymarvelous 2 ай бұрын
“fredy fazbare” should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
@consumingkazoos
@consumingkazoos 24 күн бұрын
feddy
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
As I relaxed in the bath, all my worries melted away as I soaked with the bubbles. But it turns out my toaster was a Decepticon and belly flopped into the tub with, electrocuting me!
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
😱
@airam1721
@airam1721 2 ай бұрын
The 4chan tale: RePOVed
@alexandersean4708
@alexandersean4708 Ай бұрын
I can't read this without thinking about "I shot the toaster."
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 Ай бұрын
@@alexandersean4708 If I had too I would be alive right now
@lynnx4345
@lynnx4345 2 ай бұрын
My phantom limb is acting up again. I’m not an amputee
@therealCrazyJake
@therealCrazyJake 2 ай бұрын
That one’s pretty good, actually.
@Stranger_Box1
@Stranger_Box1 Ай бұрын
*enter snake*
@astrotrain6037
@astrotrain6037 Ай бұрын
*WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY MY NAME*
@consumingkazoos
@consumingkazoos 24 күн бұрын
phantom tail
@srehtodnacipE
@srehtodnacipE 2 ай бұрын
2450% of the space under my fridge is unexplored. There may be a 350 lbs grizzly bear under my fridge.
@MrMinusYT
@MrMinusYT Ай бұрын
Bros fridge is not explored at all 😭🙏
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Ай бұрын
It's me. I'm the 350 pound grizzly bear
@leroysanchino
@leroysanchino 2 ай бұрын
5:24 no wait that ones actually pretty good
@katherinesmallbean3594
@katherinesmallbean3594 Ай бұрын
Yeah I actually kinda liked that one. It's clever.
@SaberBlox-k1y
@SaberBlox-k1y Ай бұрын
A funnier ending would’ve been: “Little did she know, my brother gave me this jacket when he grew out of it.” 💀
@deadlydingus1138
@deadlydingus1138 2 ай бұрын
I think I got one. Lies are cheaper than bullets. Unfortunately, they’re less effective when it comes to dealing with with werewolves.
@MeemahSN
@MeemahSN 2 ай бұрын
what are... what are with werewolves?
@Adam-xf6sq
@Adam-xf6sq 2 ай бұрын
When I lie my nose grow. I have to fight warebeavers tomorrow.
@d1nodray
@d1nodray Ай бұрын
Gaslight the werewolf into thinking he's just really hairy lmao
@zaidalvi-r2l
@zaidalvi-r2l Ай бұрын
Especially during werewolf mating season
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 Ай бұрын
@@Adam-xf6sqi am abnormally short I was beheaded by Lebrun James at 2:34 am near 81 and 214
@MarcusBean-vq4fe
@MarcusBean-vq4fe Ай бұрын
“Open wide,” said the dentist. I opened my mouth and closed my eyes and he shoved a huge hose down my throat.
@Swagenstein
@Swagenstein Ай бұрын
Sponsored by DeviantArt
@KashPluxer
@KashPluxer Ай бұрын
Damn who let Pyro be dentist
@kaizoisevil
@kaizoisevil Ай бұрын
When you said “huge” I was expecting him to shove something else. Unless “hose” is exactly that.
@MarcusBean-vq4fe
@MarcusBean-vq4fe Ай бұрын
Yes
@RandomGuy-gp4qz
@RandomGuy-gp4qz 26 күн бұрын
I would shove something else in the hole
@otterman9595
@otterman9595 2 ай бұрын
"Oh boy a two sentence horror story video, surely they're not actually scary!" I thought to myself Then came the story about the scary milks man
@ripnretro3066
@ripnretro3066 2 ай бұрын
I stare at the giant pile of dirty clothes knowing I have nothing left. I shid my final pant.
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
They should really make those reusable
@ripnretro3066
@ripnretro3066 2 ай бұрын
@@TheTuxedoCreeper I don’t think they’ll ever do that. Not enough money in reusable products
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
@@ripnretro3066 Yeah. Just like iPhones
@Da-Rat420
@Da-Rat420 2 ай бұрын
Pon
@Däl-user
@Däl-user 2 ай бұрын
4:00 "I'm the scary milks man, my scary milk is delicious. Special scary delivery today!" *Scary explosions*
@srehtodnacipE
@srehtodnacipE 2 ай бұрын
Scary delivery today!
@katherinesmallbean3594
@katherinesmallbean3594 Ай бұрын
The sea will run white with his scary rage
@_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
@_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_ 2 ай бұрын
Warning! Close the video if you are sensible because it is VERY SCARY! So much that I shat my pants. You've been warned!
@_mirary_
@_mirary_ 2 ай бұрын
r u tatiana
@_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
@_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_ 2 ай бұрын
@@_mirary_ uhh no?
@kishorikumari9014
@kishorikumari9014 2 ай бұрын
When you wrote this, was it morning?
@_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
@_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_ 2 ай бұрын
@@kishorikumari9014 bruh idk what do you want 😭
@borritoguy2286
@borritoguy2286 2 ай бұрын
What were you doing on the night of January 18, 2014?
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
“Peace sells!” I cheerfully proclaimed as I pitched a for sale sign outside the United Nations headquarters, expecting all to be well. A thousand years later as I stand in the same spot in the radioactive waste of nuclear war, I realize I failed to consider who was buying.
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
Russia. Russia was buying.
@The_Copper_Element_Itself
@The_Copper_Element_Itself 2 ай бұрын
Looking into the thousand year old skeletons of your irradiated enemies, the once peaceful one proclaimed: Rust in Peace
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
​​@@The_Copper_Element_Itself Cool.
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself Polaris, my old arch nemesis!
@Swagenstein
@Swagenstein Ай бұрын
The world stood still as the large clock in New York City counted down to zero… Little did we know what the countdown was to…
@IndominusRexieYT
@IndominusRexieYT Ай бұрын
I was at an airBNB and saw a creepy painting across my bed in my bedroom of a man staring at me with a grin holding a sack of bodies and a bloody knife when I went to bed. This morning I woke up and in the light I saw it was actually a window.
@thejonatan._
@thejonatan._ Ай бұрын
Nahhhh that one's pretty good
@Lucy-uu7bb
@Lucy-uu7bb Ай бұрын
​@@thejonatan._I think it's a bit too creepy, like a guy staring at you is scary enough, adding the knife and sack of bodies is unnecessary and a bit distracting But still good, would read more
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 Ай бұрын
I unironically saw a story that had this as the premise, but with multiple paintings and they were less ominously described to make it seem more normal
@husky0098
@husky0098 23 сағат бұрын
This is just that one creepypasta
@starxrender
@starxrender 2 ай бұрын
I wish I had a mysterious pineapple that made me fresh fried rice.
@samuraitanner
@samuraitanner 2 ай бұрын
Don’t we all!
@creatorglitch
@creatorglitch 2 ай бұрын
ur telling me a pineapple fried this rice?
@averagespark862owo7
@averagespark862owo7 2 ай бұрын
@@creatorglitch used to be that pizza and shrimp fried rice, but wood fired pizza and shrimp quit
@cooperlambeau8744
@cooperlambeau8744 Ай бұрын
@@creatorglitchI hate you for no other reason other than you got to the joke first. 😢😢😢
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 Ай бұрын
@@creatorglitchyou’re telling me you rolled a die on that pineapple
@a3rnav
@a3rnav 2 ай бұрын
"Yeah 2sentencehorror is unfortunately cracking down on bad stories." Then r/2sentence2horror appeared.
@Garfield_Guy
@Garfield_Guy 25 күн бұрын
Only the greatest sub
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
I was always curious about how different snacks were manufactured and I liked the taste of Pepsi, so naturally I went on a factory tour. Safe to say after seeing them force Pepsiman to drink from an industrial drum full of water and pee into a vat, I will never drink Pepsi again
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
But I will 🤤
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
@@TheTuxedoCreeper (Holding up crucifix) *BACK! BACK I SAY! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!*
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
@@wieldylattice3015 Why so serious?
@Stalker_Monkee
@Stalker_Monkee 2 ай бұрын
​@@TheTuxedoCreeperJonkler reference 😭😭😭 I'm cooked
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
​@@Stalker_Monkee Why so queerious batman? I'm the woker baby!
@Lumberjack_Linnie
@Lumberjack_Linnie 2 ай бұрын
My wife works in a psych ward, but never alone. Sometimes she and her colleagues hear screams, but it's none of them! (Yes, she really does work there (dementia ward, to be exact) and I told her the hospital story. Her: "Show me one patient not screaming at night and I show you someone who doesn't belong there."
@dimbr7638
@dimbr7638 16 күн бұрын
Idk i find some rly funny: "you might be laughing now. But the peepee poopoo man will get you" THE RIDICULOUSNESS
@ElizabethCruz-i5z
@ElizabethCruz-i5z 2 ай бұрын
This guy is criminally underrated
@kinggeocat
@kinggeocat 2 ай бұрын
"Man, im so glad i got this cat for my birthday!" I think as i go to bed. Then i realized it wasnt a cat, it was a glorbatorbus
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
😱
@mihaleben6051
@mihaleben6051 Ай бұрын
Genuienly lots of laughter
@mihaleben6051
@mihaleben6051 Ай бұрын
Glorbatorbus💀
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 Ай бұрын
Megaloblotta longipennis
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper Ай бұрын
​@@ambi_cc8464 I love those 😍
@alexandramilos392
@alexandramilos392 Ай бұрын
The one with the ice cream where it was actually him that was melting not the ice cream is actually good. It's like a body horror sort of thing, like if it was animated or a comic it would have been really creepy, but since it's just text it can sound kinda funny to some. 5:24 is also good
@Mr.Starlight_gaming
@Mr.Starlight_gaming 2 ай бұрын
In his grandmothers corpse resides 206 bones. Then there were 207, then 206, 207, 206, 207, 206
@WookieRookie
@WookieRookie 2 ай бұрын
Grandmother's dog's ghost is so naughty
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
After a long day of hard studying, I was glad to finally sit down with my game console and play Tokyo Extreme Racer. As the car started shouting slurs, I realized I had accidentally inserted the disc for Tokyo Extreme Racist!
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
I voice acted in that game. Every word was genuine.
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
@@TheTuxedoCreeper Glad to know I didn't support AI cheapskating with my purchase!
@randomguyonyt1009
@randomguyonyt1009 2 ай бұрын
7:09 is actually good just silly as hell
@Lucy-uu7bb
@Lucy-uu7bb Ай бұрын
I think it would have been better in r/2sentencecomedy which I think is real but won't double check
@randomguyonyt1009
@randomguyonyt1009 Ай бұрын
@@Lucy-uu7bbI don’t know nothin about Reddit
@HfrdH4
@HfrdH4 2 ай бұрын
I love how at the end of each of these videos, you find a two sentence post that isn't actually intentionally two-sentence-horror. Can't wait till the next video in a year's time!
@Calipsopawzz
@Calipsopawzz 2 ай бұрын
the freddy fazbear one sent me into a coma omg
@Forget-me-lots
@Forget-me-lots 2 ай бұрын
Babe, wake up, Samurai Tanner just posted. *And it's meat worm time*
@elmerthiendoesgames9061
@elmerthiendoesgames9061 Ай бұрын
I just realized that all worms are meat worms.
@Gewehr-98
@Gewehr-98 Ай бұрын
"An eye for an eye leaves the world blind." That is the deepest quote I have ever heard.
@NitroFlux07
@NitroFlux07 11 күн бұрын
Ikr? Its a famous quote by Ghandi btw.
@cq.cumber_offishial
@cq.cumber_offishial 2 ай бұрын
1:04 3-1 // BELLY OF THE BEAST reference
@CornCringle
@CornCringle Ай бұрын
🟦🟡🟦
@Slightlyfreaky_7
@Slightlyfreaky_7 Ай бұрын
@@CornCringle ⬜️ ⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟦⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️ Miney pram
@soyuntomate6435
@soyuntomate6435 Ай бұрын
@@CornCringle 🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟡🟥 🟥⬛🟥
@MFDOOOOOOOM
@MFDOOOOOOOM Ай бұрын
AHHHHH​@@CornCringle
@AidanBueling
@AidanBueling Ай бұрын
"I can't belive I made it away from that night clown still alive!" I said. "Are you sure you're still alive? " said my dead brother
@MegaLpso
@MegaLpso Ай бұрын
The milksman one absolutely KILLED me
@portaldogo5829
@portaldogo5829 Ай бұрын
“I’m so exciteds for the new video” I exclaimed with excitement “Me too” responded 2 unskipable ad man
@orangejoos6288
@orangejoos6288 2 ай бұрын
Hardy har har harrr (Im laughing because it is funny)
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
Except I've noticed a strange contraption on my head with the tag "Government Mind Control Device"
@SpookyShadyGemlin
@SpookyShadyGemlin 2 ай бұрын
Hardy har har harrr (Im fredy fazbare)
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
1:42 don’t panic! It’s a beautiful day! Why not come out and see the sun?
@marabethobrien6157
@marabethobrien6157 2 ай бұрын
SCP 001 epic
@dragonmoonwave
@dragonmoonwave 2 ай бұрын
Agreed, the suns so beautiful.
@tor-WX
@tor-WX Ай бұрын
i love how i immediately recognized this as scp-001
@WheatDos
@WheatDos 2 ай бұрын
A blond boy once heard a dog say "E... Edward..."
@lectroeel6290
@lectroeel6290 2 ай бұрын
5:23 this one is actually kinda scary ngl
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
Goofy if it's read the wrong way though
@Lucy-uu7bb
@Lucy-uu7bb Ай бұрын
It's fine, just that the concept is a bit overdone. I think, if you've seen enough stories, the boyfriend killing the ex was the obvious twist so it doesn't catch people off guard At least this one's spelled right, props to them
@JohnDoe-sq5nv
@JohnDoe-sq5nv Ай бұрын
A skeleton jumped out of my closet and said "It's me, your cousing Joe!". "But Joe, you're dead!" I responded, chill stuck in my voice like a spider caught in a web
@Imnotindian-kk5mt
@Imnotindian-kk5mt 2 ай бұрын
The clown one is absolutely hilarious
@morganisapro8k
@morganisapro8k 2 ай бұрын
guys i made the best 2 sentence horror!!!1!1!1! i always wanted a dog but then the dog turned human with a knife 😱😱😱😱
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
oh dear... Please get help sir I can't think of anyone insane enough to write something so disturbing
@MisterMeekMak
@MisterMeekMak 2 ай бұрын
Please make this an annual series XD
@Spacefoxx-57
@Spacefoxx-57 Ай бұрын
"Woah, that was a weird dream.." "It wasn't, the sun is gone"
@Pixelusually
@Pixelusually 11 күн бұрын
"Let's see how you like it" Those were the last things i heard before being locked in the basement by the creature
@TheStripeTailedFiend
@TheStripeTailedFiend Ай бұрын
6:46 Lets justr say…
@wolfpack9273
@wolfpack9273 Ай бұрын
"I don't think this day can get any worse", I said quietly. It was October 3rd, 2024.
@Brandon-vd3ls
@Brandon-vd3ls Ай бұрын
I just realized there’s a loophole with this: have 2 run on sentences and have a well crafted horror story
@ThomasWC-do2yp
@ThomasWC-do2yp Ай бұрын
2:52 not the fucking Alaskan Bull Worm 😭😭😭😭
@ーテイル
@ーテイル 2 ай бұрын
Since I'm bored, I'mma do my best to try and make these at least have some semblance of scary. If I can't, I'll add the reason: "The years of athletics paid off, and I leaned against a wall knowing the murderer wouldn't catch up with me. After all, he was still busy chewing on Alex." " 'It's not that hot outside' said to stay positive. All the way trying to pick my melted flesh from the ground." "The scary thing about being mauled by clowns is that you don't expect that many from such a tiny car. Nor them being cannibals". (I feel like anything related to clowns is hilarious by nature, I tried xd) " 'Anyone can become the president' said our teacher. 'But none are greater than our supreme leader' added the armed soldier by her side". "There's a joke about pineapples having an enzyme that 'eats you back' on the internet. Why did nobody mention how they bite?" (This one is just bad) "I don't like 7-11's drinks. The red one tastes like oxidized iron". "The police said 2 hours had passed since the victim was murdered. I chuckled; pretty sure I died 5 hours ago". "Never been a dog person, there was something off about them. I mean, my girlfriend's just said 'bless you' ". (This one is just silly) " Animal milk is considered a privilege after mammals went extinct. After all, it's expensive to synthesize it from blood". " No, whatever happened to my son is not related to his diet. Being a vegetarian can't turn you into a giant tapeworm; I think". (I feel like anything related to vegetarians is hilarious). "God talks to me every night at 11:00. Today, all I heard was silence". "I had to resign my night shift at the abortion clinic. I can deal with crying girls, but I draw the line at the laughing babies". " 'The animatronics get quirky at night' said my new boss in a joking manner. He wasn't joking". (*Clip of Freddy twerking*) " I taught my daughter to say 'strawberry' if she's uncomfortable around someone. When her teacher sat beside her, she screamed watermelon at me". " My coworkers joke that, if you mess up badly, you'll be tomorrow's soup. Jerry messed up badly yesterday, and today's soup tastes weird". "I don't like the milkman that comes to my house every week. Especially considering I live in the Alpes". "My mom said I'm not allowed to play with my imaginary friend anymore. Not after what he did to my sister". " 'this chicken tastes like almonds' I said to my wife. Then anaphylaxis said the rest". " I was so confused when my mom texted me to grab some groceries while I was out. Mostly because she's driving beside me, using both hands". " 'your costume looks so real!' Said my mom while I tried calling for help, and put a chocolate bar in my bloody hands". " One thing I always forget to tell my patients is that anesthesia does a single thing: Make you go limp". And that's as far as my Gen Z brain can continue doing a task 💀
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
Some of these are genuinely funny as hell
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 Ай бұрын
These are actually better mostly, just the premise of most of them wasn’t that good in the first place
@redbulldidntgivemewings7289
@redbulldidntgivemewings7289 Ай бұрын
“All they ate was coleslaw” had me dying
@Viciously79
@Viciously79 2 ай бұрын
this is peak content
@SeaDog1667-1st
@SeaDog1667-1st 2 ай бұрын
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," I confessed the priest. The priest answered with a crooked grin, "If not for the sake of repentance, would thy repeat said sin for myself?"
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
😏
@boxoid5230
@boxoid5230 Ай бұрын
"Im looking for a clown for my kid's birthday party, whatd you say your name was again?" "John"
@bodhi1762
@bodhi1762 2 ай бұрын
EVIL MAN 2024!!!
@plasmawolf7960
@plasmawolf7960 2 ай бұрын
Just realized I’ve been to that exact restaurant at 4:15
@Funny-q7y9l
@Funny-q7y9l Ай бұрын
"I heard my door open so I hid my device." " I realized I live alone. "
@Grey_Warden_Invasion
@Grey_Warden_Invasion Ай бұрын
At least the waiter is polite enough to be honest about the poison in the food.
@sp2ner721
@sp2ner721 2 ай бұрын
You're underrated dude. Keep going.
@samuraitanner
@samuraitanner 2 ай бұрын
Thank you!!
@rubitskoy1669
@rubitskoy1669 2 ай бұрын
4:08 WHO KNOWS NOT ME WE NEVER LOOST CONTROOL
@FinnDanger-e3v
@FinnDanger-e3v 2 ай бұрын
You're face, to face, with The Man Who Sold The World
@Dark_Peace
@Dark_Peace Ай бұрын
AND THEN THE DOG CAME WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🐶
@BamBam_TYM
@BamBam_TYM Ай бұрын
5:44 an eye for an eye will leave the world blind but will also leave a one eyed man and he will be king.
@somedude8380
@somedude8380 Ай бұрын
the clown invasion was unironically funny
@Unlucky1776
@Unlucky1776 2 ай бұрын
The goated series is back!!!
@_thisnameistaken
@_thisnameistaken 2 ай бұрын
6:24 is this homer simpson?
@herrbroface
@herrbroface 26 күн бұрын
no. this is a stolen idea.
@dolphingoreeaccount7395
@dolphingoreeaccount7395 Ай бұрын
5:32 That ones actually kinda good ngl
@William_appl3ton
@William_appl3ton Ай бұрын
The terrible grammar terrible story combined to create peak humour
@Kinetochore-ti5hk
@Kinetochore-ti5hk Ай бұрын
The sub is apparently cracking down on intentionally bad meme stories, and while that does take some of the fun away, the number of obviously intentional spelling errors in this one made it clear it was necessary. The best bad two-sentence horror stories are the ones that actually try to be scary and faceplant horribly.
@MurderousPenguin
@MurderousPenguin Ай бұрын
heres one for ya "The first ever experiment that will create a false vacuum has just started." "I hear-"
@soggycarrot3319
@soggycarrot3319 2 ай бұрын
This year horror has a new name. It’s called “me”. 😈😈👹👺
@w3ndy._CH3
@w3ndy._CH3 2 ай бұрын
God I love this series.
@LandrixM
@LandrixM Ай бұрын
“I was chilling with the bros. They told me to watch Blue Lock season 2.”
@GriffinGateman
@GriffinGateman Ай бұрын
Here’s a actually good one I can hear 1 year into the future! Today the noise stopped…
@Uuuumm-Im-Alex
@Uuuumm-Im-Alex Ай бұрын
These are all just funny as hell
@AceRubo
@AceRubo Ай бұрын
i got a truly horrifying ad once. it said “Waring (not lying it had a typo) your device has virus” and it made me laugh and think that someone from r/twosentencehorror made it
@hybirdsandroblox
@hybirdsandroblox 2 ай бұрын
3:03 TAPEWORM?LIKE WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS????? YOURE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF YOURE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF YOURE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF
@deadlydingus1138
@deadlydingus1138 2 ай бұрын
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO PROVE IT YET NO I NEED TO HIT THE BOTTOM
@srehtodnacipE
@srehtodnacipE 2 ай бұрын
HOW DID I FIND WILLWORDO FNAFZ IN A CSKAARY TPOT SENTENCEZ VIDOE-
@vichabod
@vichabod Ай бұрын
WILL WOOD REFERENCE SPOTTED IN THE WILD
@LegoBillCipher
@LegoBillCipher 29 күн бұрын
WILL WOOD🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Ай бұрын
1:42. Ah, When Day Breaks
@Pixelusually
@Pixelusually 11 күн бұрын
"I love living life without being stabbed by 38 toddlers" Then the 38 toddlers appeared
@antonanderson1965
@antonanderson1965 2 ай бұрын
My wife has beautiful eyes. That's why I keep them in a jar on my desk.
@arima_song
@arima_song 2 ай бұрын
Great spooktober video! Love those :)
@RottenAvocado3
@RottenAvocado3 Ай бұрын
“I love my new bunk bed “ I said. “Nuh uh” said the bunk bed shaker
@RuinQueenofOblivion
@RuinQueenofOblivion 2 ай бұрын
The pineapple was trying to put itself on pizza, truly horrifying.
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
“Oh boy, I sure can’t wait to wake up alive and well tomorrow!” I said as I left to drink with the boys. I sneak in my own house It's four in the morning I've had too much to drink Said I was out with the boys I creep in my bedroom I slip into bed I know if I wake her, I'll wake up dead
@TheTuxedoCreeper
@TheTuxedoCreeper 2 ай бұрын
This is just real life
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 2 ай бұрын
@@TheTuxedoCreeper No this is Megadeth! Listen to Peace Sells btw
@niravathu7353
@niravathu7353 Ай бұрын
I just thought of a genuinely decent one; "Tenacity is among your finer qualities," my father said behind his mug. I clutched my hand, battered and bloodied from beating against the bars of my cage.
@FourKingsOfHeaven
@FourKingsOfHeaven 15 күн бұрын
As I entered the kitchen, I wondered why I smelled fried rice. Then I saw the shrimp
@JustRexa
@JustRexa 2 ай бұрын
I have one. As I walked through the forest, I picked up two red apples to bring home to my husband. My delight turned into horror as before my eyes the apples transformed into 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓶...
@Lucy-uu7bb
@Lucy-uu7bb Ай бұрын
I would have transformed them into bees (like Applebee's) but was pretty funny
@puppypoet
@puppypoet Ай бұрын
"I'm gonna get a minor snack." He said to the daycare workers.
@russellsample2763
@russellsample2763 25 күн бұрын
I have no doubt the "Try not to get scared. Scariest Stories" trend originates from exactly this stuff. Same brainrot energy
@samuraitanner
@samuraitanner 24 күн бұрын
It 100% does 😂😂
@thefinn2018
@thefinn2018 2 ай бұрын
i love your fang and spear figure in the background
@samuraitanner
@samuraitanner 2 ай бұрын
Thank you! I made them myself actually! There is a video about the whole process here on my channel if you haven’t seen it already! It was one of the most fun things I’ve ever made!
@thefinn2018
@thefinn2018 2 ай бұрын
@@samuraitanner dang that’s sick man you did a really good job
@Drjones117
@Drjones117 2 ай бұрын
Damn I’m gonna have to head to 711 real quick
@somerandumguy
@somerandumguy Ай бұрын
i went to the comments section, about to post my funny comment i thought of. little did i know, someone already said what i was gonna say.
@oldworldpatriot8920
@oldworldpatriot8920 2 ай бұрын
6:27 not a bad story at all,it’s a Simpsons reference and a brilliant one at that
@Jack-f3k6f
@Jack-f3k6f Ай бұрын
3:28 this one got me dying for like 5 minutes
@LegoBillCipher
@LegoBillCipher 29 күн бұрын
Real
@ShacotheLore
@ShacotheLore Ай бұрын
The clown one is amazing. All of them with clowns are actually
@ElizabethCruz-i5z
@ElizabethCruz-i5z 2 ай бұрын
5:08 the shins reference
@jacobcox4565
@jacobcox4565 22 күн бұрын
I found some odd looking tracks outside the other day. They looked kinda like bird tracks, only way bigger and with only 2 toe prints.
@spacechicken527
@spacechicken527 Ай бұрын
6:05 swee-eet home alabamA
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