Save The Station! | Bards4Bards DnD oneshot - Episode 1

[@just_someCatt]

LOLOLOL, I imagine Dick being there like "Oh yeah, my pronouns are he/them.... More them... Like... nOT BECAUSE I AM MULTIPLE PEOPLE, OF COURSE NOT hahAHAha.... "

[@Problem_Childfrfr]

Yeah because nb people are not multiple beings I swear you guys I’m one person

[@vinnyart92]

Dick: I go by mostly they/them Transphobe: THAT'S PLURAL Dick: sweats nervously

[@cookimals]

@@vinnyart92 “how.. how did you figure out?” And everybody just stares-

[@vinnyart92]

@@cookimals Dick: I-I mean! No, of course I'm not multiple small creatures stacked in a trenchcoat I am completely human haha... nothing plural about these pronouns

[@casperwashere]

As someone who uses he/they pronouns I can confirm that I am definitely not several creatures in a trenchcoat and that I am in fact, totally one real human being

[@okthen623]

These attempts at American accents are cracking me up. Matt especially started so strong and then he got nervous and reverted back to British

[@Yourlocaltrashgoblin]

L,fam

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

lmao at these two clear bot accounts replying to each other immediately while promoting a service unrelated to this comment

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

Decently specific, but he sounds like Storm from the Snapcube dub of Sonic Riders

[@L0rdOfThePies]

@@sweatyskeleton7390 NO 🤣 I CANT UNHEAR IT

[@boohoo3057]

"is this paper wet?" "you tell me"

[@moonshoespotter1295]

i was looking for this comment. we love Walter Melons

[@scylla1772]

The commercial for Dog Watch made me both incredibly proud and deeply ashamed to be American. It was painfully accurate.

[@B.E.N_]

Im not american but god dick merryweather is relatable

[@vinnyart92]

my GOD the dog watch ad is gold

[@Mysterymeateater]

Bruh I was reading this and pumped up kicks started playing on the radio-

[@scylla1772]

@@Mysterymeateater that song is depressingly American tbh. Like it's way too... statistically accurate...

[@lumisherbert5682]

Yup, it's really accurate.

[@lolli_popples]

I wonder if Walter Melons actually acts energetic on TV or if he's just always like this. I would really like to see him pretending to be enthusiastic.

[@olgasokolova5289]

He does have lvl 20 charisma so it's likely true.

[@dancinganimals.]

@@olgasokolova5289 what is true?

[@mariavianalaput4189]

@@dancinganimals. the “Walter Melons pretending to be enthusiastic on TV” thing I think

[@argella1300]

I imagine he’s got a sort of Alex Trebek (rip) energy; understated, witty, dry humor

[@dancinganimals.]

@@mariavianalaput4189 thanks I was confused

[@paxcatkin]

I have used the name Walter Melon when creating a fake scientist for a school project before. It seems chaotic gremlins think alike.

[@DrawerOfTheFallen]

Had something similar. Professor Klima W. Andel (Klimawandel = Climate Change. Guess what the topic was about :D)

[@IBM-vw4fv]

How come you all have cool names all I have are the funny words

[@JingleShoes]

I used that name once for a very old oc when I was 12 that I have been needing to redraw ! XD chaotic gremlins do think alike I suppose-

[@lumisherbert5682]

I did something like that too. Mari Biologist. I made a whole comic about it for Science class, in that really old anime style that nobody uses anymore.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

I used a fictional teenage psychology consultant to back up a school project, his name? Dr T. Najr

[@angelcakeart]

I am in love with these chaotic characters. Earlana increasingly moving further away from Borik when he talks to her is hilarious

[@Someguysayingsomething]

Maybe it’s the dead pan humour or just that he’s played by Alex but I find myself oddly attracted to Walter melons

[@irushtheworld2639]

+ the slightly raspy voice

[@ConstellationCollections]

and the suit, perfection

[@moonshoespotter1295]

it's all of the above

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

It’s everything about him.

[@itme5978]

We love us a local deadpan funnyman we sure do!

[@mottlecloud4275]

"he's a capitalist, right? they're all dirty" i can't-

[@Ella-iw4lo]

based D&D adventure

[@everlastingray4366]

Boris Johns- *cough* i mean Borik Jackson's slide had me reeling the whole time lool

[@proverbialloaf]

I was like “Not the rainbow Word Art.” 😭 🤣

[@lumisherbert5682]

I was dying for the whole thing.

[@antcannibal3326]

I love how it’s just constantly making fun of capitalism

[@syph3r_63]

Wait hold up... is Earlana Grey suppose to be a pun on Earl Grey tea?

[@AnannneS]

SOMEONE GOT IT!

[@syph3r_63]

@@AnannneS I was rewatching the video when I saw the odd spelling and just went wait a sec-

[@yourlocal_bean0565]

YES I THOUGHT THAT AS SOON AS I SAW HER LIKE HOLDING THE TEA

[@turtlekier4239]

@@AnannneS As a person who is -totally not an avid lover of earl gray- I saw the name and loved it so much. So great

[@xunknownglitchx9144]

I thought it was because she has big ears- Ear and the name Alana

[@herebyaccident5174]

I'm from Texas and watching a bunch of UK people try to figure out when y'all is to be used is FUCKING hilarious

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

I’m not Texan but this is still hikarious 😂

[@starnathanstar]

As a Floridian, same. Lol!

[@Ghostrecall_M]

Being Texan comes with the accident.

[@wormbag80]

Fellow Texan, it's Brilliant

[@ienzio7795]

I didn't even realize it was that hard to understand until I heard them try and figure it out lmao

[@miwhitty8316]

"We can't let this happen! He's a biggot!" I LOST my mind

[@lalaliet]

Time stamp? I need desperately-

[@sapphire0242]

@@lalaliet 27:25 :]

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Walter Melon(s) reminds me of that one tweet that was like "I've got one foot in the grave and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate"

[@BeauxBeetles]

this had me cackling, best description of Walter Melon(s)!

[@celestibears3714]

Comedy peaked when Jazz came up with Borik Jackson

[@proverbialloaf]

Don’t forget his middle name... Borik “Smooth” Jackson

[@celestibears3714]

@@proverbialloaf you're right i did forget about that 😔 borik smooth jackson sjdjdjhdjd

[@O11IEAND3R]

I said it once and I’ll say it again, Walter gives me *AGGRESSIVE* Aizawa vibes while David has *o v e r p o w e r i n g* Present Mic energy

[@hellyleftfoot3616]

and they both seem gay

[@---ec2ph]

It saddens me that I can't find any david bettany in a dress fanart after this episode

[@marcury4137]

FR a tragedy

[@PawsibleDenyaibility]

If you can't find it. Make It.

[@nou7690]

im on it

[@aethersaltaccount3551]

Someone get a artist on this pronto!

[@DonutBoxers]

i was about to 😂

[@feral5625]

*sees David Bettany for 0.5 seconds* This. I love this. Give me 20.

[@celestia_stormbattle6019]

This entire video had me chuckling but Borik’s very candid “We can’t let that happen! He’s a bigot!” would’ve caused me to spit out my drink if I’d been drinking anything! On that note, I’m gonna go hydrate myself. You folks keep up the great work!

[@lemoncircle3249]

"because he's white and a man" one of the best lines in the video

[@BeauxBeetles]

I was waiting for this comment! you gotta poke fun at stupid social constructs like the patriarchy and white privilege where you can!

[@artifexi3570]

ROBERT BOB MCBOBSON SOUNDS LIKE A MIX OF BOJO AND BOATY MCBOATFACE AND WHATEVER NAMES MY SIBLINGS NAME BG CHARACTERS IN BARBIE GAMES-

[@clavasconcellos1712]

I loved that the pitch to solve the problem to a big merger by a greedy conglomerate is "make money irrelevant" so I was like.. communism? And then Alex's conclusion is criptocoins

[@mage2098]

As a southern American, Robert Bob McBobson is incredibly entertaining to listen to

[@aduckinlingerie]

Listening to Jenny's Southern accent, I wonder if that's how British ppl hear my """"British accent""""""

[@ireneazreal7041]

Pfft- felt

[@Ghostrecall_M]

Yup.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Yeah, english people can absolutely tell

[@Lin-rh6qs]

I imagine that Walter has painted everything in his home to be matte black so he can wear normal clothes because he's then still the shiniest thing in the room, but doesn't have to sleep or shower in glitter.

[@PlushCherry]

i love how a building in the background is sad. vaguely like amazon.. if walter is payed to be the shiniest in the room. what happens when hes not?

[@justaperson8381]

He just gets sniped

[@destinyjewel2588]

Little did we know that there's LED lights within the suit and somewhere hidden along the sleeve there's a dimmer switch that messes with those lights. So when one opposes Walter Melon(s) he can achieve maximum sparkle. Which he normally has to conserve due to budget and people want to have their sight.

[@ruchick6155]

Lawsuit

[@PawsibleDenyaibility]

@@destinyjewel2588 i freaking love this and will forever imagine him with this

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

He's killed on the spot

[@BEEDRILL303]

" cuz he's white... and a man " 🤣

[@BEEDRILL303]

" We can't let that happen, he's a BIGGOT! " 😂😭 thank damn I has swallowed my fresh piping hot tea before this my god!

[@lumisherbert5682]

Yup, that sentence is painfully accurate.

[@RF-mc8cx]

The pause just made it so much funnier

[@michaelmohamed6739]

matt, in character : spindly white dude, alex : 👁️👄👁️

[@ns6972]

“Walter Melons turns to him *sparkly like*,”

[@soulisexhausted8927]

Sir. SIR! THAT ONE RIGHT THERE! I WANT HIM! THE ONE DONE WITH EVERYONE'S BULLSHIT!

[@amarimochi]

"Females do like dresses, yes" I'M CRYING

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

I love that Walter has the most charisma! XD (Along with Bettany but that’s not surprising)

[@LeonbutFrench]

Please tell me Walter Melons has Dancing Lights as a spell

[@ireneazreal7041]

Oh no Walter: *casts dancing lights* Walter: haha, now your blind

[@JingleShoes]

GOD PLEASE I HOPE SO

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

*Blinding Lights starts playing*

[@Royboy2146-j2r]

No his suit though

[@caliburn_not_calculator]

The entire time I was watching this I just imaged Walter pulling out a mic from his suit every time he spoke

[@alrisk3027]

I can Imagine Walter Onset and someone directs some light at him and his suit just beams with light.

[@whats_this.madness]

he starts glowing 😂

[@bloodhexesillustration1977]

Dick Merryweather is my best friend. You can’t have him, he’s mine.

[@lordknightalex]

Im a simple person. I see a clown. I flap in delight

[@somedragonbastard]

I am a simple person. I see a clown. I flap in terror thanks to my unreasonable coulrophobia

[@lumisherbert5682]

@@somedragonbastard Same. I see a clown, I suffer a panic attack and lock myself in the nearest bathroom.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Yo! Fellow clown lover 🤝 how do you do!

[@argella1300]

I know Borik is supposed to be a combo/parody of Boris Johnson and Gilderoy Lockhart, but I’m also getting major Graham Norton vibes, as well as the talk show host character from The Hunger Games (I forget his name)

[@jackpaugh7982]

As an actual southerner mcBobson’s southern accent is the funniest thing I’ve heard today. Good try!

[@spacemom6637]

I have a bard who mains a harmonica and she is heavily inspired by snufkin.

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

Seems dope

[@BeauxBeetles]

You have impeccable taste, i see

[@LemonicStarling]

honestly, i would watch a show about borick and david traveling the world together

[@pirsickle]

If Walter never ever takes off the suit, his bedsheets must be VERY scuffed from all the sequins. I think it's funny to imagine that he keeps track of how frequently he has to buy new sheets & blankets.

[@Rose-ld4ks]

I watched this whilst eating dinner and doing the dishes but when it ended it’s like “woah woah this is nearly an hour?!! Nooo ... now what am I gonna watch?” This is super cool

[@RF-mc8cx]

I choked on ginger while laughing and now my nose is burning but it was worth it because this is the funniest thing I've watched in years.

[@alljammedup6781]

Being a Texan listening to a british lady doing her best southern drawl is a fuckin' t r i p.

[@Narrator007]

51:26 "Somehow, none of the rooms have windows, like, not a single room in this building has a window in it..." Including the meeting room being shown onscreen, where several large buildings can be seen through the glass?

[@samuelbott6104]

Those are painted onto the walls. It's to boost morale.

[@GenerallyChaotic6839]

Wall paper, as in they just taped a butt ton of paper on the wall.

[@elethumatokazi8385]

"Not afraid to go to jail, I've been before."

[@iamfictionarts925]

Alex trying to act mean is so adorable

[@thatsprettyepicmydude]

Not gonna lie David Bettany looks kinda like a Bulbasaur but with cool accessories on

[@WitchCandyVODs]

Am I really simping for a character who’s supposed to be a joke...named Walter Melon(s) Yea. Yea I am. Tf you gonna do about it.

[@degreeinnerdology]

We need Alex or Amy to make art of David Bettany in a dress.

[@berry_hikari]

They don’t know I get the Taskmaster reference because I’ve watched it on KZbin

[@everythingilikerules]

I had to properly pause the video and cover my mouth laughing when Borik said Geef is a bigot

[@Breve-might-be-here]

What is this madness It's a hilarious madness, but still, what is this madness

[@mileskimasktheslumpgod]

david's accent is the funniest thing i've ever heard i'm learning to talk like that now for my own d&d character

[@dnickgt16]

Dick: Have these been awarded by some kind of institution? Borik: Yes, obviously, of course. It was the...erm...Awards Institution of course. Where else?

[@clawcakes]

DAVID BETTANY SAYS YES TO THE DRESS

[@jackwriter1908]

The Owner has the best name ever! And also I have the feeling that I have seen Chad Willingham somewhere before.

[@valerialamav]

WHEN HE SAID JOHN MULANEY AND JAMES ACASTER I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE BECAUSE I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT THEYRE MY FAVORITE NO WONDER HE'S SUCH A GREAT CHARACTER ALSO LOVE THE REST!!!GOOD JOB!!!!

[@3ll3llyyy]

matts voice is amazing and i LOVE his quirky humor

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Yeah i love the radio voice, i adore it

[@caiden7911]

I’m convinced that Bob McBobson is mini Doug Dimmadome

[@dah_bologna_artist9367]

This was so good I actually came up with my own character for this world! Arnold McDonald is the name. Plays the clown comedic relief in most shows. And he’s a drunk. Looks miserable all the time and his clown costume is all grungy and gross. You never see him with out a bottle and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. And to describe his vibe... He would definitely use a toaster as a bath bomb.

[@aethersaltaccount3551]

I would pay good money to see this.

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

Dont be shy tell us more

[@TheHeathersponge]

Dying of laughter only minutes in. Had to stop so I could watch it with my husband, he is now also dying of laughter, you guys are awesome.

[@oldsoldier4209]

Well, one episode in. So far, the most dangerous thing in the campaign is the voices of the characters. Somebody's going to be needing a quiet recovery after this. 🤣😂🤣

[@sophiekyleswift]

If this is the tamest episode I will not survive the rest XD I'm really looking forward to this!

[@kitkat7805]

Walter and Elayna are my top 2 favorite characters. Walter is absolutely hilarious and makes think of Aizawa with how tired he is. And Elayna seems to be the poor intern who didn't know what they were getting into when they got the internship.

[@Ott3rpup]

Earlana sounds exactly like I thought she would

[@monochromemoomin]

jazz woke up and chose b o r i s

[@chipfry1550]

David Bettany and Walter Melons are probably my favorite characters, I love the mid life crisis music teacher vibe David has and I love the Sleep deprived but Fabulously sparkly theme Walter has, I just love it so much

[@jinja-ninga97c21]

I just realised what "Questmaster" is 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and whay makes it better is the face Water Melons is a Comwdian by trait

[@rorydrye9542]

borik smooth jackson was given his award of being awesome on my birthday, that makes the day oh so much more special now

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

This was really hard to listen to..... Bc I was at work and had to desperately try and stay silent until I finally broke and howled with laughter at the frigging slide show But other than that fake complaint, this is literally GOLD

[@lextheweirdo9063]

i love these characters with all my heart

[@wherethefrickismygoat7161]

seven minutes in and i'm already cry laughing. you guys really outdid yourselves with this one!

[@evan50748]

The attention to detail on the background and characters is amazing!

[@ms.chrisstevens2516]

I think I relate to Walter Melon(s) a little too much-

[@whats_this.madness]

walter melons is literally me. Dressed very fancy but so, SO TIRED.

[@BooksiBo]

I HAVE AN OC. I SHARE. Meet Cheryl Pips! She's a half awake documentary person. She has made a suspiciously large ammount of them on Dragons. (Definitely not a dragonborne. Definitely not.) She is contractually obligated to be wearing the darkest clothing in any given room. She hates Walter because she keeps having to leave whenever he enters, as his shiny suit makes her clothing too bright. Thats it. She'd love to be friends with the dude but she would get fired for being to colourful-

[@alexisalwaysmad]

not walter stealing the taskmaster idea

[@ziggizapz]

david bettany is my spirit animal i love them sm

[@tolinkalin5301]

This is fantastic and I love literally everything about it.

[@wherethefrickismygoat7161]

these characters,,,, i am absolutely in love with all of them. bless the SW co

[@clickerflight819]

I’ve been needing a dnd game to listen too without too much swearing and other stuff. Thank you so much

[@jaythefae1595]

this killed me thank you please do more

[@torubun9031]

0 dislike Me: Now this...does put a smile on my face

[@arwynhager9463]

I have soooooo many fanart ideas now-

[@cinnamxn5926]

Sameee

[@Helios810]

20:45

[@goats_6263]

16:57 Oh my god the taskmaster parody I'm fuckin pissing myself

[@kalliopi3432]

WHY AM I SIMPING OVER WALTER GFJFKHGFJGHG

[@ignisleo4966]

I live for these crackhead characters oh they are so funny!

[@tinyghostsprite9261]

Borik and David are a dream team of chaos XD

[@skeletal_butterflies]

Upside down Amazon building in the background.

[@artiefartie3967]

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHA

[@tristanyoung5940]

I can't lie pencils are truly amazing

[@froggy12koreangirl]

Bards FOR BARDS!!! - interesting!!! ((I am quite excited to see this first episode!))

[@somerandomfern]

*tear streams down my chin* I've been waiting for them to do a dnd stream and this may not be what i had in mind it's still bloody worth it

[@bella_daze3092]

10:05 I’m here because ABD Illustrates. The fact there’s an actual slideshow here is hysterical.😂😂😂😂

[@mottlecloud4275]

Robert Bob McBobson's accent is *iconic*

[@claytongriffith8323]

I love this and this setting. Am I already creating an OC for TEVE TV? Possibly

[@phoebe9694]

It gets MORE Chaotic!! I Can't Wait to See This!!