You just want to buy a truck but you have to put up with the dealer’s “sales tactics”

[@untagged-human]

Bruh these people always tryna butter you up then proceed to give you the worst possible deal proposed in sales history 💀💀

[@theslappablejerk]

Don’t get me wrong I’ve met a couple good car salesmen but it’s surprising how many I’ve come across who are worse than Shelley Levine from Glengarry Glenross

[@joekicka5590]

NAW THAT WAS A STEAL 😫😫😫

[@bec7080]

I have to get a new car at some point in the next 1-3 years and I haven't bought one in like 16 years. It's going to be used but I'm hoping I'm going to have cash and I can just say "this is the value of this car, this is what I have. Thanks

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@theslappablejerk This was so relatable my bunghole hurts.

[@mcgee1864]

​@@theslappablejerkThat was a weird but good movie! 🍿

[@fjnxtgdjsjeeh6073]

"You guys aren't going to tell on me right?" I can just imagine the amount of times he said this to female coworkers

[@pepperonipizza633]

pepperoni pizza

[@OliverSchlecter]

@@pepperonipizza633someone’s on a mission

[@cococock2418]

And…? He gets punani. You should try it.

[@GoodOldSport]

​@@cococock2418 You think making dirty jokes to female coworkers will get you into their pants?

[@helixxia9320]

@cococock2418 would you wanna sleep with him?

[@bbotbbot109]

“We like to have a little fun around here” Is the MOST corporate statement ever

[@jonathanmangum4347]

Lmao fr

[@deep-friedbutter2028]

That agonizing fake laughter gave me the hardest scowl I've ever done in my life😭

[@pepperonipizza633]

pepperoni pizza

[@tweer64]

@@pepperonipizza633 pineapple pizza

[@ferretyluv]

My dad laughs like that genuinely.

[@johnfsenpai]

​@@tweer64 based

[@MineCrapSteve]

​@@tweer64 none pizza (with left beef)

[@The-mcnuggit-man]

Calling himself santa clause for “basically giving it away” before naming that crazy price gave me a seizure

[@theslappablejerk]

“Crazy price”?!?! knock knock ✊ is anyone home? You know we are on planet earth right? *proceeds to burst out in obviously fake laughter*

[@giveawaytournamenttoguy-gb4gj]

​@@theslappablejerk glazing is real

[@The-mcnuggit-man]

@@theslappablejerkyou sure? Might be Jupiter with how gassed these prices are

[@matmorrow]

Hope you're recovering well from your seizure, make sure you get checked out by a doctor

[@sharkbyt8806]

@@theslappablejerkwhat’s your thought process when making these videos? Genuine question

[@ManInTheWoods-1]

It feels like this is the manipulative ex husband’s job

[@theslappablejerk]

The manipulative ex is too much of a self-pitying whiner to ever be a salesman. Salesmen can be really irritating but I have to admit they are very resilient.

[@enthusiasticallydry]

he’d be like “this fucking guy wouldn’t buy my fucking car it’s bullshit! …yeah i’m quitting, why?”

[@prescriptionbateman]

IIRC he's a software dev

[@pucamisc]

@@theslappablejerkthis guy feels like the “personality hire” dude

[@AngelofRevolution]

@@theslappablejerk which languages does wyatt speak

[@Martin-ts7co]

"Normaly the car costs 100k but we're willing to sell it to you for 60k because you're our super special customer" and then you look up online how much the car goes for and it's something like 45-50k

[@CoryPchajek]

But because of some archaic law drawn up almost a hundred years ago, they still insist you gotta buy through a dealership instead of directly from the manufacturer.

[@-landon931]

​@@CoryPchajekI bet they don't have that law in China 🚗🚓🚓🚓🚓

[@n085fs]

@@-landon931 In Soviet China, car buys YOU!

[@-landon931]

@@n085fs Packing my bags already 🔥🔥

[@ShadowzSharma]

😂😂😂​@@n085fs

[@Sarara14]

When people talk about going car free, they talk about saving money on payments, insurance, and gas, health benefits from walking or cycling more, not having to spend as much time stuck in traffic. But they neglect to mention not having to interact with car salesman. That could be a big positive for a lot of people

[@luanminitti1177]

Talking to anyone about my car is stressful. As a guy, I’m supposed to be a walking encyclopedia for cars and I’m not. I hate it all going from going to get an oil change to going to the mechanic because of my check engine light. It got to a point where I avoided even car washes for an entire year

[@Archimedes-v2o]

@@luanminitti1177I’m sorry bro. I also do not really care for cars

[@otocan]

​@@luanminitti1177 right?? I have zero interest in cars but they always seem to assume I care about them as much as they do. The number of times a mechanic has asked my opinion on what they should do... bruh I have zero knowledge and you're a professional who literally does this all day every day. Just tell me what you think needs to be done and how much it would cost.

[@humanchannel9421]

Nobody outside of your SF bubble talks about that.

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@humanchannel9421it’s not just ppl in SF. At the very least, going car-free is feasible in other big cities

[@DanielBlaney]

You're missing the part where he makes you sit for 15 minutes while he "talks to his manager."

[@youtubecommentator6023]

Bingo. They do this at RV sales too.

[@connormeredith3144]

"Your system is glitching? Well, i better not trust it with my payment info. Have a great day, bye"

[@Kittyinshadows]

Unrealistic, asked the woman a question 😔

[@static7985]

all a tactic to sell it to the woman who will then try to convince the man

[@curious1053]

Thats how you know somethings wrong.

[@TeenieTinyTina]

My wife and I went to go look at cars once. She asked a ton of questions to the guy and he looked at me and was like “ahh you taught her well!” And I was like “bro I know nothing about cars what are you talking about”

[@MeAnINFP]

Yeah, when I went to look at cars for myself and took my Dad, the salespeople would ignore me and talk to my Dad because he was a man. I was the one buying the car…🙄 Sexism live and well

[@akinaneon-xz6oj]

​@TeenieTinyTina that's disgusting, especially to say in front of a person.

[@___Emily__]

My last salesman asked if I had children yet, and I said I did not. He later motioned to the spacious backseat of a Subaru and said, “I can picture it now. You’ll be bringing your first child home in this car someday. I can see it.” Needless to say, I’m still driving the car I planned to trade in 3 years ago.

[@lilymulligan8180]

Ewwwww. A few years ago, I bought a minivan to use as a camper... Every sales person I talked to asked if I had kids. I don't want kids, and everyone in my life knows and respects this fact about me... So it was SO weird to have people ask me this, it was almost like culture shock lol. Like I understand why they would ask since I was looking at minivans, but then I had to keep answering the same questions because apparently it's unheard of for someone without kids to buy a van. I sold the van earlier this year, and literally every person who looked at it also planned to use it as a camper. So idk why those sales people were so confused.

[@dyates6380]

@@lilymulligan8180 I'd love to buy a van one day to use for that purpose. I have a pickup truck and was going to put an overland tent on top of the bed after I instal a rack, but now I think I'll just get a van. They are not cheap, or even readily available these days though either. Great way to camp though.

[@BlckSWANWhtRbbt]

​@@lilymulligan8180 My kids are teens, and I still drive a minivan because they are just great to have. I'd keep having one once they move out. It fits everything, and is more aerodynamic than an SUV.

[@Joe-tv3wt]

@@lilymulligan8180probably because minivans are made to be family oriented cars…

[@cherryhazard8002]

My socially awkward self would just awkwardly say "hahahaha yeah..." and just hope to be done with the interaction as soon as possible lol.

[@theslappablejerk]

When you’re getting anxiety because someone is making you uncomfortable, what you gotta do is turn it around on them. “The seat can recline all the way? Great! We want to try it out right now”. And then while staring straight into his eyes (and without blinking) you repeat, “we want to try it out right now”. And then you repeat “we want to try it out right now” and repeat “we want to try it out right now” and repeat “we want to try it out right now”

[@R.P-e2z]

@@theslappablejerk I was going to say "Thank you for your time, but I think I'll just buy from that shady old man on Craigslist instead," but your method is even better.

[@KeterMalkuth]

Be wary: the whole point of the tactics are to prey on those who struggle with high pressure social interactions or lack information on the product they're purchasing. They'll bully you without you even being able to pinpoint why you feel so uncomfortable with it, all with the hope that you'll be so flustered you'll go along with the sale just to get the conversation done with. If someone acts anywhere close to this, *especially* if they're trying to pressure you to sign a deal immediately without being able to check other options or do research, just walk away. They will take advantage of you if they can.

[@Hadeshy]

And they will 100 take advantage of that. Trust me. Been victim of that. We wanted to have a look around in a store with my bf and suddenly they separated us and make us try (expensives) clothes and I was just awkwardly nodding hoping to get rid of them as fast as possible, and suddenly they showed me to my bf shouting "look how happy they are, you going to buy it for them are you. If you do, we'll make you a price" (well, no word for word of course, but you get the idea). And I tried to give my bf the look of "please no" as, since there was some distance between us I would've had to shout too to tell him not to buy the clothes. And without being able to communicate properly, my bf made the purchase

[@Hadeshy]

​@@KeterMalkuthThis. Yes.

[@GageEsterly-us7xm]

This is reverse ASMR

[@bluejane414]

😂 literally laughed out loud

[@HD_Heresy]

HAHAHA

[@stargate4625]

funny

[@despicableduffer7504]

FUCK YOU, those fillers between the lines are music to my ears

[@emuwarrior13]

RMSA

[@SplatSplatSplat]

The dealer when he actually has to lower the price 😭

[@Gillsing]

Nah, he doesn't have to lower the price. Not this time. They'll just find another place, another car, another salesman.

[@erinjohnson7329]

This is why you need to have a person with you who's not making the buying decision, and who's willing to play deputy downer. Who can interrupt 30s in and say, "ok, if he's not willing to just tell you the price, I reckon we try the next place." "If this sale is at a loss for this gent, I think we outta walk away." "You're saying it's a good price, but it seems really high to me. These blogs are from people who purchased this truck but negotiated the price down to $80k." (Hands over sheaf of evidence) "But either way, I made them promise not to buy today. Whatever you're able to offer, they need to sleep on it. We're walking out of here with a number, and they're either coming back tomorrow, or not."

[@ariannasv22]

My dad was in this very situation. He's been wanting a truck for years but he went out one day to look at one, and the salesman was so annoying that he got upset and gave up looking for a truck.

[@j29maniac]

That is part of the reason people are buying online now. The biggest downside is not being able to test drive it.

[@dyates6380]

@@j29maniac Agreed. My past two vehicles (2013 and 2018) I shopped entirely online (except, obviously, the test drives). Much easier and more convenient.

[@curious1053]

Update: he ordered a cybertruck

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

@@curious1053The bad ending

[@F1shyBab1shy]

Oh god, is this gonna become a new character?

[@WandaMaximoff1998]

The salesmen has been in other videos

[@GldnClaw]

It's CMOT Dibbler, but more "charm"

[@kirin1230]

When's Wyatt gonna meet him

[@ValenesCottageBakery]

The salesmen are always the nicest people you’ll talk to. But then, they quickly turn and become some of the sleaziest salesmen you’ve ever met

[@feather314]

And they pay them specifically to be that way!

[@bluegirl278]

@ValenesCottageBakery or like this one they start sleazy and stay sleazy. Nothing like dumping your opinion on marriage and bringing up sex immediately to a person who’s just trying to buy a vehicle.

[@JordanLofgren434]

When I was shopping for my first car a bit over a decade ago, I had one dealer say to me, "Yeah, you should only have to pay 24% interest once in your life on a car, never again." I asked him if he could take me on a test drive and stop at a couple of places to get some errands done before taking me back to the lot to talk numbers. He did that, and once we got back, I said "I'm not ready to buy anything yet. Still looking" before leaving. If you're in Southern California in Northern LA County, I recommend Camacho Auto Sales for their free chauffeur service if you need to get errands done.

[@roundoneusa]

i REALLY wanna see the average watch time of all of these videos to see when people stop watching either out of boredom or actual rage they feel from these characters that are just 10/10

[@yhubtfufvcfyfc]

I often watch them in short intervals. They are just so painful that I switch tabs and then usually return

[@helixxia9320]

@yhubtfufvcfyfc me too

[@minimark123]

Good point. I lasted about 20 seconds of this before I had to cringe quit, managed to return and tough it out. This character is horrible. Excellent work

[@istachi]

@@yhubtfufvcfyfc I do that with TV shows as well, worst is when you forget about it and have to start halfway through an episode. ADHD for the win!

[@akinaneon-xz6oj]

I have stop out of the realism I get from it.

[@LockeTheAuthentic]

Im not used to my cringe dose being more than 60 seconds. I feel dizzy and need to lay down

[@masterssbbrawler]

I worked at a dealership for 1 week. When I finally got off my training and shadowed an actual sale, I had to leave and cry because the tactics were so slimy, I felt disgusted with myself. I quit that night.

[@TheodosiaNova]

Jenny: "well i think I looked up the blue book value before we got here, so this is about to get fairly awkward."

[@snowylizard1705]

If I went through something like this, I’d end up biking.

[@Bill-mq7wr]

Never go to a used car stealership, buy from private owners or new at MSRP

[@padarousou]

@@Bill-mq7wr Depends on the lot. Look on google to make sure they have a lot of good reviews, there are still lots of good car lots out there. The one time I bought from a private owner the car broke down after 500 miles and the owner ghosted me, bought from a car lot and my car has lasted 6 years so far with really no issues

[@somerandomguy2316]

The older I get the more I realize being impolite to salesmen and only caring about the important faceted to you is a morally defensible decision

[@enerjennybunny]

I physically shuddered when he said my name, Jenny, at the end 💀💀

[@nzeu725]

Honestly impressive how you can act for almost 4 minutes straight alone in front of a camera flawlessly.

[@virginiamoss7045]

He has to be extremely bright and super talented to pull off what he does.

[@stephhhie17]

Alone...? He's selling a car to Jenny and Sam. They are sitting right there.

[@nzeu725]

@@stephhhie17 You didn't get the comment . I meant that the actor can act in front of a camera, with only his own voice for 4 minutes straight that well.

[@Jake-yz3qv]

I've never seen this guys true personality but yeah you can tell guys mad talented

[@virginiamoss7045]

@@nzeu725 You completely missed stephhhie's point. They conveyed high praise by total belief in the story even though they knew it wasn't real. It's very high praise for great acting ability.

[@hannahschneyder6651]

"Oh, we couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that! Maybe we'll come back when you've fixed your glitch."

[@AManNamedHawk]

Bruh leveraging their feelings toward each other and using the truck as an analogy to play on Jenny’s emotions is DIABOLICAL

[@Thomas-zt7dm]

0:48 This reminds me of how they always highlight the standard features that literally every car has. Went with my mom to the dealer once and the guy was like “watch this” and unlocks the wheel so you can adjust the height and depth it sits at lol. The dude was like, “boom, telescoping wheel”. My mother and I were like… ok. Didn’t want to be rude cause he’s trying but I wanted to be like “What’s next? The rear view mirrors are adjustable?!?”

[@plethargic1576]

You are genuinely one of the best actors I've ever seen. This is scarily similar to how a salesperson acted before giving us a quote for an outrageous amount. Needless to say, we will not be going back to that place.

[@m0L3ify]

"Are you ready to take advantage of me?" "Well, I did hear the front seats recline all the way down..."

[@Archimedes-v2o]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨‼️⁉️⁉️❗️❕❕❗️

[@zelayadivina]

Every time I think you can’t piss me off anymore, you do it again. God dammit, well done

[@virginiamoss7045]

Ooooh, how this brought back horrid memories of buying my first two cars. Then the next two cars I bought using Consumer Reports' no-haggle car-buying service. Participating dealers contract with Consumer Reports to simply offer one reasonable price that Consumer Reports has skillfully negotiated knowing all the costs and expenses the dealer has and the current manufacturer's deals to the dealer. I bought my Subaru online for that one price, went to get it, signed some paperwork, paid cash, and drove away. The CR service costs about $20 as I remember and all you have to do is go online and ask for the CR price.

[@lokicooper4690]

Was not aware Consumer Reports did that. Good to know.

[@virginiamoss7045]

@@lokicooper4690 You may have to be a member of CR ($26 a year subscription, I think); I don't remember. I've been a member since 1982; it has saved me so much money and hassle over the decades. Between CR and Clark Howard I've gotten a full education in economics and other aspects of modern living.

[@christianweibrecht6555]

I thank King of the Hill for warning us about sticker price

[@TheMacabeak]

As a Jen who hates being called Jenny but every sales guy does it to be endearing.... that gave me an unwanted kick of stress and anger

[@georgelosasso3835]

Long time watcher, first time commenter. As someone who works in sales this one made me feel ill 💯💯💯

[@RealMarkRoyce]

if only all car salesmen were this humble and generous 🥺

[@MariaTex3]

I literally had to roll my eyes and stare blankly off into the distance when they started that sales routine about the "glitch" that sounded just like a bad television advertisement.

[@typ0z]

Ugh, took me 4-5 hours last time I bought a car. I purposefully went late on a holiday thinking they’d cut the bs: they didn’t. We were there til after closing. I was able to negotiate them down very close to the price I wanted. I just dodge all their silly personal questions and get them back on track. The whole thing could take an hour if it weren’t for the foolishness. Ask them to break everything down, and then start telling them all the extra bells and whistles you want taken off. That really freaks them out.

[@JimS870]

I went to look at a Chevy truck at a dealership. I test drove it, but he wouldn't give me a price, so I walked and went to another one. I walked in to ask for his price on the truck, and I already knew all the options I wanted. He insisted I test drive the one on the lot. I said no thanks, I already test drove it. He said yeah, but you need to test drive THIS one. I said that's not even the one I want. Then I asked for his OTD price, and he went off to Siberia to print some documents, because they have their printer so far away from their sales area. Keeps me waiting ten minutes. Walks back with monthly payment options, no OTD price. I left, and he texted me to say thanks for coming in, and asked how he could help. I said the OTD price, please. Never heard back.

[@kimbathurston2705]

I almost spit out my tea when he said the price 😂😂 Oh man his banter, you've made another good one!

[@FerociousLamb5726]

You forgot that the salesman will never really give you the bottom line, just ask you what kind of monthly payment you want and when you finally give in and tell them what kind of payment you can afford, they "crunch some numbers" with the manager and come back with a number $50 to $100 more than the one you gave them.

[@molkoko8]

This is like… gold, but in terms of content. This is a golden content. I love you so much, Mr. Slappable J ❤❤❤

[@Nat-hu4gq]

A car salesman asked about my relationship status when I was with my late father and my father was looking for a new car. The car salesman mistaken my late father as my grandfather and did the "I like your daughter, so here is the new lowered price" after I corrected him

[@abbsterlicious]

What do you mean by “late father”? I am confused nut I really I wanna know bc your story sounds so wild!!! lol

[@Nat-hu4gq]

@abbsterlicious it means that my father has passed away but at the time of the story he was alive and well. Widows use the term with "my late wife/husband", that might be the most common

[@abbsterlicious]

@@Nat-hu4gq thank you for responding! I have never heard “late father” so I just learned something new!!

[@anatoliagolden-hall4553]

Nothing can ever be simple. I just want to buy a car for goodness sake. Please tell me the final price!

[@gorjindo]

The way he tried to instigate at the end makes me want to pull my skin off

[@YMIhungsolo]

LOL!!! Dude I literally just came from the dealership trying to help get my sister a suv. They were like "we treat you like family", then since she was pre approved tried to tax on a $1000 "accessory fee". As soon as I saw that I asked for her pre approval letter and told them we’ll be taking our business somewhere else. Manager followed me to my truck but I told him I want no parts of a scumbag dealer. It’s crazy that your job going into a dealership is to get as little screwed as possible.👎🏽

[@NapNup41]

this guy is so good at making the most infuriating characters imaginable

[@j29maniac]

$113k seems high until you realize those seats fold all the way down. What a deal!

[@MunkEMann]

Honestly, I can't hate a guy who puts his full effort into his work. He clearly enjoys his job.

[@bluegirl278]

@@MunkEMann I just hate pretty much everything about the first half the most, dumping info about his opinion of marriage, bringing up presumptions on their sex life, just uncomfortable and weird but often written off as normal. Trying to “relate” to them without knowing anything but the basics instead of just asking what they’re looking for in a vehicle

[@MirIsAwesome]

every time i thought it was ending he just kept going... UGH >shivers< what a masterpiece

[@ChaosSolEternal]

I went to a dealership once 5 years ago but didn't end up buying from them. To this day I still get emails from the sales person I spoke to there. Every time I think he took the hint here he comes again.

[@FortunePayback]

My favorite part about this crap is when they try to be all goofy and, with how straight-forward I am, I just act irritated and jump into "Stop wasting my time and get to the point". Watching their smile drop always brings me joy! Then negotiation happens swiftly and I can sign the damn paper, but only after I give it a thourough read and negotiate some more to naviagte the rest of their bullshit. Reasons why I stopped dealing with salesmen and only go through a used car dealer. Never have I ever spent more than 30 minutes, and everything is crystal clear.

[@HelennaRose]

My favorite sales tactic is when they hold onto your keys to “appraise your vehicle”…

[@RockySmithsen]

“Dont worry bro, we won’t take advantage of you. We’ll go check with another dealer while you guys get your dangerously low prices sorted out.”

[@blankmandastankman]

He definitely took this one down with 100% accuracy

[@Josh-j5c]

I hate most sales tactics. I can spot them from a mile away and it just has the exact opposite effect on me. I want to buy something because I want to buy it, not because I was manipulated.

[@paulaunger3061]

OMGeeeeeeee... I actually got in trouble in my last sales job for NOT trying to 'get to know' the customer. Like the customer actually wants a total stranger trying to get inside their life with them instead of just sorting out what they want....

[@AshaSara]

do people actually put up with weirdos talking to them like this? I'd be genuinely tweaking omg

[@theslappablejerk]

When I bought my first car in 2009 the dealer (who had this southern gentleman accent) said “I was the most polite young man that ever came to the dealership” and he “wanted to give me the best deal” but had to check in first with this guy named Jim. So he told Jim and Jim started to “flip out”. They ended up doing this obviously fake good cop bad cop routine right in front of me. My frontal lobe wasn’t fully developed so at the time I actually thought it was real

[@inoox]

@@theslappablejerk Thanks for the laugh lmao

[@sophievanderbilt1325]

Yes, ppl do. My parents went to buy a car for my mom. All she asked was that they do NOT put her in a little back room and make them wait there for hours while they run around behind the scenes. It’s a tactic where they wear you down by bringing a quote, saying hey I’m gonna ask my boss if I can lower this, then leave you sitting there while they go “ask”. They do it multiple times, making each quote sound like an amazing break until YOU break from being worn down, sometimes for hours. They did this to my parents and my dad is such a ppl pleaser that he went along with it, and went ahead with their sleazy sale tactics. My mom was so pissed she didn’t talk to him for a while afterwards 😅

[@yuumeko]

The only thing worse than this is getting stuck in a timeshare pitch

[@lrbolotin1227]

Do they still think they’re fooling anyone in the information era? 😂

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

I literally flinch away some times, and I go to keep scrolling, but then I remember how this is intentional, and I'm back at fascinated, you got "hateable people" decoded.

[@ntrg3248]

Plot twist: the car is used

[@DoubtlessCar0]

I remember when we went to get my mom a car we went to one of those old style dealerships and the dude was bragging that "oh we sold a car to Steph Curry" and all I could think was "oh so you sold a car to someone who so rich they literally don't care about the price..." the funniest part though was when he went to get the keys for the car we wanted to try out, he waited in the back for 10 minutes as a "sales tactic" and then when he went to get the keys he straight up couldn't find them and it took 30 minutes...then he proceeded to show us these cars which somehow despite being new smelled like cigarette smoke and the second we left we went to one of those "One Subaru" dealerships that didn't do price negotiation and bought two cars in the same day...

[@Marina-h7j]

Dave delivers it like a pamphlet

[@leroyjenkins1249]

Unrealistic. He also talked to the woman (POV). Be there and those guys always talk to the guy "Right Sam? So low you could basically buy yourself that new sportscar you always wanted"

[@andriana5311]

This was a hard watch, great job

[@goldlemon7962]

0:53 dear god no

[@cellanimation]

I actually choked with laughter at the anticipation of the ridiculous price

[@BiggyBoops96]

The last time we were at a dealership we snuck out while the car saleswoman left her desk briefly. We had been there for hours with haggling, bad jokes, and bullshit and couldn’t take it anymore 😂.

[@vertigo2120]

from what I understand about car salesmen, he addresses Jenny way too often for this to be accurate

[@brokensocrates827]

Always love and appreciate your content! Heck yeah keep it up!!

[@theslappablejerk]

Thank you! I hope you’re having a nice Friday

[@Stongna_Bologna]

I like to launch into a deep dive of my favorite topic at that moment, I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me mr. Salesman.

[@TreachourusJdogg]

I had to deal with a dude like this once. He called me a liar about a deal my buddy had got a few months earlier for the same car at the same dealer, and we exchanged heated words in the parking lot and I left for the night. He had a 💩 eating grin on his face when I walked in the following morning, thinking he was getting a sale from me. I blew right by him and sat down at another salesman's desk. Asked to speak to their boss, told him everything that happened. Ended up buying the car from the other salesman for the price I wanted and got free oil changes for life for the trouble.

[@themistoklestheodosopoulos6253]

The "I'm actually not allowed to give you this discount" bit is the worst. Please anyone involved in sales. STOP SAYING THAT we know you are lying. It's pathetic.

[@user-tz5uq2bt1s]

Dealer is out of his fucking mind if he thinks I'm paying anything remotely close to that for any vehicle.

[@Thomas-zt7dm]

2:45 Then like 2 states over it’ll be like 2/3 the cost

[@VultureXV]

MSRP says it's $100k off the lot. The transmission is faulty and Carfax says it wasn't even serviced for 3 months. Oil was specked with black. There's black dust in the exhaust, the PCV valve is shot. There's corrosion on the battery diodes. Washer fluid isn't even full. Oh and their most favorite line to hear. "I wanna pay in full."

[@samwisegamgee8318]

I hate that I’m requesting this, but I think this guy could become a new addition to the slappaverse

[@kaylarichardson1863]

Still just so slappable 🤣 Edit: me expecting: the price is right and getting the price is not right crushed my soul 😂😂😂

[@johnnyk617]

“You heard it from Dave”

[@morsology]

I can just imagine the couple not responding and this man is just laughing to himself

[@chrisbilling]

That last line about commitment is brilliant 😂

[@toastedpoptarts7815]

I usually am properly angry after your impersonations but this time I kept thinking "That's a strangely fun tie. I wonder how that would look. I wonder if it would match -"

[@AGuyThatMakesStuff]

113k is worth an acre of land with a house on it where I live

[@figmentoffairies]

This was the hardest watch of all time 😮‍💨

[@ministryofloafing3305]

Someimes I just can't stand your characters to the point that i don't even go back, i straight up close the window. This time I wanted to let you know: Working as intended. Excellent job man, keep em coming.

[@thatdanjamesguy.330]

On most Slappable Jerk videos, people pretend to side with the character. It says something that no one can bring themselves to do that here.

[@yuumeko]

I absolutely hate car dealers and I could not get through this video, congratulations!!!

[@BarrySmartey]

If the characters this guy portrays are people he's actually encountered in his life then I genuinely feel bad for him.

[@DG-gx8pn]

“We like to have fun around here” I fucking HATE that phrase omg

[@dyates6380]

LOL. "I guess my name is Santa Clause" ....... 😂😂😂😂.

[@reginabillotti]

A quick Google search says that a new Model X goes for between 81,000 and 96,000, based on options. A salesman like this better hope the customers don't look it up for themselves.

[@rampageblizzard]

I don’t care how socially unacceptable it is, if it’s a car I’m interested in, I’m asking the salesman to wait while I look up the value if I hadn’t beforehand.

[@Bladeninja76]

This is one of your best.

[@michaelanderson6394]

“You guys aren’t gonna tell on me, are you?” “Well, I don’t know. Maybe I WILL track down your boss and tell them how uncomfortable you made us feel if you don’t stop jerking us around.” That’s how I’d respond, at least. I do not have the patience of Sam and Jenny.

[@abbsterlicious]

I hope I am one day able to feel confident in standing my ground like this with strangers.

[@user-nr2ku9dk9b]

This guy does such a good job of playing the most unlikable characters

[@jiminyhickerbottoms1846]

This was some Frankenstein stitching of Jason Bateman, Sheldon Cooper, and my old boss. 😂😂

[@bragsaint7824]

The low price glitch: 40 billion dollar

[@chiky1070]

I can't help but imagine Sam and Jenny seeing the price pull up instantly, before he quickly switches tabs and tells them it's "loading"