"Single Man Drought"- 1139 Duet Musical

This is Thespian Troupe 1139's best-in-show-winning duet musical for Districts competition 2012, "Single Man Drought" from I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change, performed by Kyra Kemp and Mallory Paul.

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

This was really great! First off the acting was great... Then the singing!!!

[@landenk77]

that was a long slate i would cry

[@KayleighMcDonald]

This is the best version i have seen with the two boys hahaha

[@LaurenLaass]

Does anyone know where to get sheet music for this song?

[@devonvictory]

What Did You Get As In Grade? Excellent? Hopefully Superior...

[@callieinkrott8580]

Where did you get your sheet music?

[@salmanassirou6171]

Man 1 (spoken) And thats why I love airodynamic engineering. Women 2 (spoken) Wow Bob, what a long story. Man 1 (spoken) So anything to start? Women 2 (spoken) Oh no Bob no appatizer for me, I'm a very light eater. (sang) I'm lying (spoken) Plus I didn't get to the gym, and generally I go every single day. (sang) I'm really lying. Man 1 (spoken) Veronica, you are one special lady, I could talk to you all night. Women 2 Please God don't let him. Man 2 (spoken) But my real passion is golf. Do you like golf? Women 1 (spoken) Of course! (sang) I'm lying Man 2 (spoken) Do you play? Women 1 (spoken) Oh surley. (sung) Oh boy I'm lying. Man 2 (spoken) We gotta play some time. Women 1 (spoken) Your course or mine. Both (laugh) Women 1 Who is this women talking Man 2 (spoken) Hey did you ever see the greatest golf movie ever made, Cattyshack? Women 1 (spoken) Loved it! (sung) I didn't see this movie. Man 2 (spoken) What was your favorite scene? Women 1 Help me Women 2 Help me Both Help me Man 1 (spoken) So the difference between fuel exhaust and fuel enjection is really simple. ha ha ha Women 2 To think he thinks he's at his best, no thought tonight has he represed. He talks and talks and eyes my breast there's a serious single man drought. Women 1 Now some would say a catch I found. He's single, straight, his mind is sound. There's four guys left like him around. There's a serious single man drought. Women 2 I can't believe he's talking still. Women 1 Oh God I need a scotch refill. Women 2 He chews Women 1 He spews Both I could use a pill. There's a serios single man drought. Women 1 Standards, I used to have some standards. But man by man every standerd meaindered from me. Women 2 Lesbian, I should be a lesbian. If I was born to love women how wondersully sain I would be. Man 2 (spoken) And who is your favorite Cattyshack actor? Women 1 (spoken) Oh, uh, well you know, that person, that wacky nutty, nutty, golf thingy, guy. Man 2 (spoken) Chevy Chase? Women 1 (spoken) Yes Man 2 (spoken) Me too. Women 1 I could grow old, alone just fine. Women 2 I'll buy some cats like 29. Both They'll find me dead in my feline shrine. There's a serious single man drought. So I date bob and hope and flirt, he might get better by dessert. I stay, I pray, still I assert, there's a serious single man, deleirous single man... Both Men And let me take care of the check. Both Women Lets split it. Women 1 I'm lying Women 2 I'm lying Both I'm really lying Both Men No its on me Both Women You bet your sweet macho gold card it is. Cause there's a serious, delierious, severious, varbirious, send the marines we're talking serious, single man drought! (click) Ladies room!

[@KayleighMcDonald]

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