ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Unlimited Stats

[@Aine_Evergreen]

When the Emperor says “You are the one from my dreams.” I like to imagine that in the case of Elon Husk, you’re his Sleep Paralysis Demon.

[@therealdannymullen]

Bahahaha. Great comment

[@scarredchild]

Oh, goodness no! 😂 As someone who experiences this phenomenon quite often, I will have double horrors to contend with during such moments.😪😲😨 I hope you're happy.🤨😜

[@Aine_Evergreen]

scarred child My sincerest apologies, hopefully you can enchant yourself some pajamas of chameleon, so at least he won’t be able to see you. 😅

[@spazkingdom5637]

You’ve had me rolling in laughter just now, fucking legend

[@fkndonnie6476]

scarred child if you haven’t already, get checked out for Narcolepsy and cataplexy. Neurologist/ Sleep Doctor should be able to get it figured out.

[@michaeledmunds7266]

"as long as you're not a wanted criminal you can join" Perfect! He's an unwanted criminal

[@gadegard8975]

At the moment

[@Sheovion]

@Drew Taylor wait, you can escape?

[@laurynrose6543]

*sad violin noises*

[@spindash64]

That’s totally an album cover name

[@Weed69420]

999 likes >> 1k likes

[@alexdavidson7498]

I think hitting rats with a katana is 50% of the Elder Scrolls experience.

[@collinpyles8721]

I'd strongly agree

[@DrZedd169]

It's right up there with jumping out of the water while swimming

[@Kattatonik7_yt]

The other half is hitting undead things with various ranged fire.

[@foofofdeath]

Then add custom spells for the full elder scrolls experience

[@patrickcovey4796]

Also 20% the Foot Clan experience.

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

I have a correction, there is fishing in Oblivion There is underwater combat (unlike skyrim), and there are slaughterfish, therefore, you can fish by going in the water, and hitting a slaughterfish with a battleaxe

[@Trigger0x10c]

Sega Bass Pro Fishing™: Battleaxe™ expansion pack

[@Kenar.E]

Still don't understand why in Skyrim there is no underwater fighting.

[@platypus96175]

@@Kenar.E try swinging a sword underwater

[@Kenar.E]

@@platypus96175 that's why you don't swing, you thrust.

[@khaz8460]

@@Kenar.E Bethesda got lazy. I'd also like to remind you that the battleaxes and warhammers in Skyrim use the same sneak attack animation with greatswords, meaning that there would be animation transition errors. They basically just couldn't be bothered to complete the combat and opted to rush the game instead. But what do you know, it ended up as game of the year anyways so my words are basically obsolete as far as opinions go

[@ragedgrunt]

"Back when Bethesda made games other than just fronts for micro-transactions." *Horse armor flashbacks

[@dielaberbrudergaming6288]

which he has installed btw :D

[@caseyzero]

That's just regular transactions, though. "Buy this useless shit!" *player buys that useless shit* *player has all of that useless shit forever*

[@toneberryking4438]

And there was a problem with the horse armor....

[@spartanmac911]

Am I a fucking joke to you? ~Todd Howard

[@MrBusiness247]

MacK Baker Yes. ~Literally Everybody

[@louisdemm1758]

Damn, I remember all the backlash Bethesda got for introducing horse armor. Now look at how DLC and micro transactions have evolved. It's a tragedy.

[@visual_4ids396]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth Activision the greedy

[@jekyll138.5]

Horse armor is the best dlc in the history of gaming.

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

Idk why people are pissed about the horse armor dlc. It’s the great dlc of all time

[@StonyCarrot1001]

Obi Wan Kenobi you have good wisdoms space Jesus

[@whitepeter619]

I was literally thinking about this at the start of the video lmao

[@SahnigReingeloetet]

„How do I make lots of coin, fast?“ „The secret ingredient is crime“

[@dooter4941]

Just dupe a million poisoned apples like i did

[@publicalias8172]

@@dooter4941 nice! If im ever void of personality and want to ruin a good game I'll try that!

[@TheIrishRushin]

I like being poor, low level and minimal equipment with the difficulty jacked up. Role playing as a weak mortal makes my fun level go up.

[@tex8564]

@@TheIrishRushin who hurt you my guy?

[@TheIrishRushin]

@@tex8564 Make some sense my guy?

[@patnewbie2177]

First time Oblivion players: "Is it possible to learn these powers?" TSB: "Not from an official walkthrough."

[@jamesthearcane8760]

Fun fact about the first exploit: you can actually do this much earlier. after character creation, as long as you don't go to the cell door where the elf starts the script for the start of the game, you can crouch down and run into the left side of the hidden door that the blades open for Patrick Stewart. Any time I start a new game on oblivion, I get 100 sneak before I have even started the game properly.

[@surclingjrdn]

But if you over level a stat you waste level up bonuses for stats q.q

[@surclingjrdn]

@Rocraft5239 2x a level increase for a skill = +1 to the attribute which governs that stat next level up. Pick a main skill from each attribute, that you only use to level. Get +5 to stats each level by playing smart. Its effortless for some...Oops i mean, yes.

[@jao.3815]

@ The "hard mode" of oblivion is make a strong Poison, hit someone, and cast invisibility

[@tgnm9615]

How long it took you to reach from 0 to 100 Sneak?

[@keyanklupacs6333]

@Rocraft5239 uh ya lmao

[@thomasbosworth8013]

For anyone who's curious like me, if you spend time in jail, you stay there for one day for every 100 gold on your bounty. That means Elon Husk spent a little over 2 years in prison. And I guess the Oblivion Crisis just kinda... waited for him.

[@Nehoran]

Doesn't it allways?

[@thomasbosworth8013]

@@Nehoran You're not wrong

[@Nehoran]

Odd beacuse the logic would follow that the player causes it to reach that point. Guess its not a real crisis till you start following a dead emperors prophecies....

[@thomasbosworth8013]

@@Nehoran Do you think that means the timelines the player dies in turn out totally fine?

[@mykubaka]

Elon Husk is the Oblivion Crisis

[@Comakino]

"It was physically impossible for him to be seen" Fortunately

[@Aikisbest]

Brilliant XD

[@joeys4485]

Good idea

[@williamyoung9401]

WHY...SO...SERIOUS? 🤡

[@anubis63000jd]

Oblivion: "Freedom to craft spells!" Morrowind: "Hold my skooma."

[@macheathers1861]

Gotta love the ability to create a jump 100 spell and launch the nerevarine into orbit. Elon would be proud.

[@macheathers1861]

And the spells and potions stack so 100 is really not the limit.

[@luisbenjamin8145]

@@macheathers1861 the neravarine achieved CHIM and made it everyone's problem in Morrowind

[@macheathers1861]

@@luisbenjamin8145 Nerevarine: "You've been JUMPED!" Dagoth Ur: "...what?" Nerevarine: "The joke WENT OVER YOUR HEAD!"

[@B-A-L]

Daggerfall: Oh how it feels to be forgotten :(

[@Petronio39]

I remember my first time going through oblivion as a kid. No need for all this convoluted stuff, I just made a spell that gave me 100% armor which makes nothing able to kill you. Then, I added other effects, and started making spells that buffed my stats. It got to the point where I had spells that cost so much mana, that I needed other spells that buffed my intelligence, just to cast them. Then I had all these spells that stacked one on top of the other to give myself godlike stats, invulnerability, and the ability to nuke everything in a huge radius with every element type at once. Because I was a kid, I named them all after DBZ stuff, like the buffs were levels of super saiyan, the spells were spirit bombs, etc. Good memories.

[@captainrocket9915]

That just sounds like a fun time! Love it!

[@protogenhorde8515]

That sounds like a fun childhood memory!

[@VincentSaan]

Lol you turned oblivion into morrowind basicly, fond memories of making inteligence potions cycle till you reach god tier haha

[@keyanklupacs6333]

Doesn't armor cap at 80% (or was it 85%) damage reduction? And that wouldn't reduce frost, shock, fire, magicka or poison damage.

[@keyanklupacs6333]

@Dr. Bright No.

[@MrBigBranch]

Emperor: I have foreseen my death. Spiff: *saves his life Emperor: :O

[@KainaX122]

Game: "That. . . That's not supposed to happen. . . _What do we do?!?_ "

[@lightningphoenix7155]

@@KainaX122 I did that once. The game didn't like it very much. The Emperor died anyway.

[@TiredTransbian]

Fun fact about the scaling in oblivion! It's Broken! Just like everything else. The level scaling in oblivion gives enemies more health and better gear as the player increases in level, as you'd expect, BUT the player's damage (in normal non-bug exploiting play) does not and cannot keep up with enemy health scaling. This reaches a point where single bandits can take several minutes to kill, and by that point the player has such strong defences and so many potions that they are effectively immortal. So combat turns into drawn out slug fests where NOBODY is doing any real damage. Like two turtles beating eachother to death with damp noodles. fun.

[@michaelsotomayor5106]

What's the ideal level to stay at, then? I'm at level 33 (I think), and I'm just now getting a full set of daedric armor and weapons (haven't ventured out into Oblivion yet, as I am avoiding the main quest currently). Until recently, fighting enemies was a real slog, as they tanked damage and dealt out truckloads of hurt. Now, it's starting to inverse, and once I can start enchanting my gear, I suspect I will start dropping enemies a lot faster. I look forward to being overpowered, so I'd rather not overlevel and ruin it.

[@TheVacationist]

@@michaelsotomayor5106 I think the greatest damage output can be achieved with a fine iron dagger (for minimum weight) enchanted with 2-3 seconds of 100% weakness to magic, followed by a custom destruction spell with (from the bottom up - spell effects start from the bottom) 100% weakness to magic 2-3 secs, 1 sec paralysis, 100 drain health 2-3 secs, damage health 100 1 sec. These effects circumvent any elemental resistances too, with a fairly low spell cost. Then it's just 1 hit with dagger, followed by a casting or two of the "slayer palm" (name up to you). Anything goes down rather quickly. If you just wanna stab, you can enchant an amber weapon with 3*10 elemental damages + 1 sec soul trap. Pretty ok, but nothing compared to the above combo.

[@pinkyuri5]

counter: speed run the game.

[@fenrisvermundr2516]

My Elven Sword of Autism one hits most enemies. It deals 15 Fire for 5 Secs and 10 Lightning for 5 Secs while simultaneously causing them to jump up in the air.

[@TheVacationist]

@@fenrisvermundr2516 Wonder if that's a legal enchantment? But even so, let's see. That's eventually 125 elemental damage + the physical damage of the sword (my suggested sword would achieve 120 elemental damage in 4 cuts). Not great, not bad. My suggested dagger/destruction combo above, however, killed Jyggalag in 3 seconds (may have been less).

[@alysondra]

5:37 “he’s so ripped from trying to outrun all of the divorce lawyers” is my favorite line of this video

[@jonathanbaker4361]

I remember playing oblivion. I used a single spell I made through most the game. Decrease Health by 100 on touch for 1 second. I called it Touch of Death because it pretty much killed everything but the higher level enemies.

[@no_opinion1065]

same, I just put soul trap with it

[@libtarddestroyer3068]

"step of death" "kick of death"

[@austa10]

@@libtarddestroyer3068 love regular show

[@nfinityfarm6242]

My dad made a spell called Fart Lighter because it was fire damage 100 on touch and he would sneak up and touch their asses. So yeah he set their farts on fire and killed the whole of Cyrodil

[@Desertpunk5178]

Soul trap with drain endurance helps 10 times

[@SimplestUsername]

My favorite Oblivion spell was glow on self, fire damage on self 5 pt per sec, heal self 5pt per sec and paralysis on self. (Lasted 120 seconds) The result was a glitch where my character collapsed in on himself becoming puddle of burning flesh. I named it Camp Fire.

[@KarmasAB123]

That actually sounds pretty awesome :D

[@sexualpest6471]

OK that's epic

[@WeirdTroll666]

This explains what campfires are

[@intensellylit4100]

Ee

[@karoljones7455]

That's insane

[@tylercoglianio2204]

I remember not knowing the level up schematics in oblivion and straight up beating the game at level 2

[@thewootpanda]

Same but only because of rubber banding. I didnt wanna spend 3 weeks hitting someone with a sword at level 356

[@LouisBear112]

Ahahahaha I literally did the same thing. This made me laugh so hard

[@smalltrashman4227]

@@thewootpanda level 34 is max

[@user-hz5fn5qk1o]

It’s a joke

[@alaranarmstrong3718]

@@smalltrashman4227 you can cheese leveling by going to jail and reducing your skills. Then you can level the skills again and level up.

[@redbeardthepink4809]

Can you imagine being the people watching these arena fights? Like you take a day off and buy a ticket just to watch a summoned dinosaur drag one of the fighters out of sight and kill him off stage 😆

[@mcmerry2846]

Me today: Jumping to a column and shoot arrows with an enchanted bow 🏹 😂

[@SeriousDragonify]

People wouldnt care which this is realistic. More absurd things, more engagement for satisfaction. Leaders kept releasing lions, tigers and big people into arena just watching whod win. They earned fortunes till gladiator arena leaders were retired.

[@kylegonewild]

"Tea and...water." I mean, water is just tea that has been steeped the absolute least amount of time as possible. So this checks out.

[@cardigansrule]

I'm sorry I cannot accept this definition. In the same way that a glass of gin with absolutely zero vermouth cannot be considered a martini (though I may prefer it)

[@cardigansrule]

the same way a single slice of bread cannot be considered a sandwich

[@MrCaptainTea]

@@cardigansrule agreed

[@wickederebus]

@@cardigansrule cut the slice in half? Or is it one of those mini loafs that you tear open horizontally and put stuff in and have a sandwich from?

[@caranoron]

@@wickederebus If you cut the slice in half, one of those two sides can not be called a sandwich. He never said that you cant make a sandwich from 1 slice of bread. He was talking about how water is not tea, because tea is much more than just water just like how a sandwich is much more than just a single slice of bread.

[@atlas9341]

Everyone who has ever played the game: "Uriel Septim" This guy: "Oreo Septum"

[@spindash64]

That’s the protagonist of Elder Scrolls VI

[@ivanhughes8699]

All I can now see is an emperor with a chocolate biscuit for a nose. Oreo Septum indeed.

[@franknolucklasota]

He spelled it right the first time your weong

[@hope6840]

He also referred to the male shopkeep as 'she'. I like Spiff's content but damn he doesn't pay much attention

[@WillowTitov]

@@hope6840 or he just knows that the shopkeeper secretly wishes to be a woman

[@IzzytheMelody]

He wasnt sneaking around the rats, they were just avoiding him.

[@dustypaladin9216]

he was, it showed when he attacked and it was a sneak attack

[@Mangk89]

@@dustypaladin9216 yOu HEaR ThAt? Woooosh that the sound of the joke over your head

[@parkerthemad8509]

Dustin Wallenmeyer r/whoosh

[@thespazdragon]

I actually loved Oblivion's archery system. I learned the arrow dro well enough to kill things that were down a hallway that started at the top of a staircase, or behind buildings, or even so far away you couldn't see them anymore.

[@vanessalawson68]

I played as Archer too and loved it. Did all the main quests as Archer. Naturally I play as Archer in Skyrim too.

[@Chuckvsfrank1232]

Found the stealth archers

[@tomkimmel8157]

Apple on a tree stump from long range increased my marksmanship. Was like huh I wonder if I can hit this from distance and yup.

[@alec7568]

When I was a teenager I found a money exploit in oblivion which I've never seen anyone else mention. Basically you have to become a vampire and complete the quest to cure yourself, it's best to do this after level 20 because I beleive that's the level that quest rewards max out. Save before you get to the final hand in of the quest when the vampire count (I cannot remember his name) gives you the cash as a quest reward. Exit out of the dialogue and talk to him again, you'll notice the option to ask for a reward is still highlighted. Ask for tge reward again and, you guessed it. You will be given the cash reward a second time. Keep doing this as long as you like but do remember that the npc will walk back to his bedroom if you stop opening up dialogue with him, so grab as much money as you want knowing that you can't leave and come back for more. Also, i found this on the xbox 360 back in like 2010, so i have no idea if the glitch is present on all platforms or if it still exists at all.

[@pyro1438]

this one is pretty well known

[@StockHonda]

Best way to make money is to buy atleast two spell scrolls Then click on them (dont leave the menu) then drop a single item and watch it duplicate

[@jannevihattula6970]

Or then just do the duplication glich

[@rasheedgreen6972]

You're talking about the count of skingrad

[@Dravianpn02]

My favorite is the spell copy glitch. Still unpatched. But the most fun was the arrow glitch before it was patched.

[@bbasil1312]

9:33 Almost kissed an assassin there

[@Johncruel]

S p I f f

[@Johncruel]

@@thespiffingbrit what is your opinion on hot cocoa?

[@maxdv6136]

I always knew that Sir Spiff was a romantic one

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

I always wondered if you used the Lovers Kiss on these specific assasins?

[@KingZealotTactics]

Pretty sure that's a console command. XD

[@markc3085]

I loved how you could upgrade your jump ability and eventually could jump over houses to escape maddened guards! Wish they had jump upgrades in Skyrim!

[@XaadeTheBlade]

If you make your jump height higher in Skyrim any method, you can jump higher, but at the peak of your jump you just stop and hover. Moving at all causes you to fall as if you created an invisible temporary platform.

[@Space.Ghost.]

No need, just head to the local lumber mill.

[@Tc4ify]

Not just that, eventually you could jump over city walls and sometimes you would get catapulted thousands of feet into the air, then of course promptly dying on landing because acrobatics is in the true Bethesda fashion broken like almost everything else, lol (it was supposed to make you immune to fall damage at a certain value, but a glitch in the formula prevents that from happening).

[@Space.Ghost.]

@@Tc4ify pound like six netch jellies and enjoy the ride.

[@512TheWolf512]

In morrowind, the game gives you 3 scrolls that you can use to jump ACROSS THE MAP not 10 minutes after starting a fresh character

[@B-A-L]

Oblivion has two of the best mods I have ever played. One was where you got to see Kvatch being rebuilt (every time you went back the houses and cathedral were in more advanced states of construction) and the other was when you went back in time and the world map is more simpler to reflect this and has one of the best starts and endings to a story ever! You also get to keep the Anciet Greek inspired armour!

[@notagoat281]

"Well, I came here to watch a fight, but one of the combatants just summoned a Daedra and jumped through a wall."

[@blakesimmons5130]

Money well spent😂👏

[@genericname4206]

xD

[@PooBrainBatman]

My favorite was the enchantment system. Making a sword to burn, freeze and shock someone while making them fly way was the best!

[@x_me_x6526]

I need to know how you did this!!!!

[@bendalgliesh2866]

That's just chaos damage on an inferior game

[@mister_silent6]

@@bendalgliesh2866 "Inferior"

[@cryokinesismc]

@@bendalgliesh2866 “Inferior”

[@fVcker1]

@@bendalgliesh2866 "Inferior"

[@monkeybench]

"I turned all the audio off!! Why are you playing?" Working as intended.

[@simplychuck2337]

It's not a bug it's a feature

[@opangular5509]

It just works

[@thethievesdomain8360]

Just needs a $100 a year subscription and it'll be done!

[@ZelosSama]

The lies in its infancy

[@musketsrule5541]

You know it’s broken in a good way when this man makes a whole 30 minutes video on how to break it and still have fun

[@Lucky-xz4xq]

Brit: “out into the wild world of skyrim” Oblivion fans: *anger*

[@Jimbobob5536]

The only one of these glitches/exploits I ever did was the duplication glitch. I used it to flood the streets of every city with cheese. Sheogorath had the right idea.

[@rowannyooom6958]

The best use for these types of exploits

[@learnmore8771]

CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!

[@user-ys3jq3uf4p]

Me, who is Sheogorath:great job mortal

[@DrPacman]

or the worm made of shields

[@dampesthydra7422]

The hero of Kvatch becomes Sheogorath, right? So I mean...

[@jan_harald]

Spiff: "allow me to speed up this proccess" also Spiff: *types "kiss" instead of "kill"*

[@gavindillon1486]

Kiss the emperor before he fucking dies

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

I'd frick the emperor

[@ahuman9940]

"make love, not war"

[@theshiftybloke4672]

Oh hey, glad we noticed it

[@mrmadness278]

He's in shock. What he meant was kill (Book of Eli)

[@SelevanRsC]

I love how exploting and exploits in oblivion are considered the game's flaw, yet in morrowind the possibilities of exploiting the shit out of the game is what is making the game amazing.

[@icycoatl3185]

One of the first things I usually did was steal a big soul gem and make a machine gun amulet. Hundreds of shots add up even if they’re a few damage each…. Also not even an exploit but I made a pair of flying pants because there were basically no enchanted items to take up the pants slot.

[@icycoatl3185]

@@Paladinfox Simply put, there isn't a cooldown on activating magic items. So I put a ranged attack spell (the maximum damage that I could get for 1 charge) in an amulet with a pretty big soul, equipped it, pointed at an enemy, and spammed click. The damage doesn't sound like a lot, but when you can do it 200 times in a row it adds up fast.

[@mcmerry2846]

Not exploits, but features*

[@JordanJamesNC]

Oblivions exploits make it fun. Games should let you do whatever you want.

[@callmeriggy]

"Yorkshire tea is the only approved beverage to drink while watching this." Me, casually sipping water. Slowly puts the water down. "If you're drinking coffee, I'm going to judge you greatly, I'm going to judge you a lot. The only allowed beverages are Tea and Water." Me, picks up the water again and resumes drinking.

[@jacklang3314]

I'm so glad I found some Yorkshire tea at the shops, it's a lot cheaper than Twinings and is much better.

[@callmeriggy]

@@jacklang3314 Oh man. Yorkshire Gold is available in Canada via Amazon. So, gonna have to try this because Spif is always mentioning it.

[@jacklang3314]

@@callmeriggy Sadly I only have the normal Yorkshire, haven't found Gold at all in Australia.

[@Nobody-vr5nl]

Beer is kinda water right? I mean, its only 8% alcohol by volume.

[@frozenwafflezz122]

@@Nobody-vr5nl I guess...? It keeps you hydrated at least

[@absentmindedjwc]

"You want him to be your friend.. he is after all the most powerful being alive.." Be careful, saying things like that is bound to draw Reanu Keeves' attention.

[@tank2543]

Or Shaggy"s.

[@Graknorke]

Keanu Reeves memes are just normie zoomers trying to launder Chuck Norris memes, change my mind.

[@caranoron]

@@Graknorke They are talking about Reanu Keeves most powerful being alive in skyrim. I have no idea what is going with shaggy tho, guess i missed that meme.

[@lobselvith7828]

Lets be a real...any oblivion character can be stronger than any skyrim character due to how broken oblivion spells are...

[@GryphonB]

@@caranoron skyrim potions are broken too and the enchantment

[@Hankbob_Hillpants]

He has mastered the art of standing so incredibly still that he becomes virtually invisible

[@WyattRodebaugh]

The spell creation thing is so unique, and now I'm kind of hoping it will be in Elder Scrolls VI.

[@propheinx2250]

In the form of scroll creation at the very least.

[@pleasestfu4801]

Create a Spell: $0.99

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

The Elder Scrolls: LXXVI

[@lefroste6370]

most of the cool stuff was taken out because they couldnt figure out a way to balance it (bethesda dont know how to balance games)

[@SCORCHED-EARTH]

​@@pleasestfu4801here, take this...💣

[@Mayolaise]

*EVEN HUSK'S EYES WANTED A DIVORCE*

[@oddgod136]

You absolute legend 👏👏

[@unknowneye1020]

10:34 “Out into the wider world of Skyrim” Cyrodiil: Am I a joke to you?

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

Skyrim players in a nutshell.

[@emailname8624]

@@Mendoza-yi6qk Skyrim isn't even the best one.

[@latewizard301]

@@emailname8624 i mean Morrowind is still pretty good IMO i have played Skyrim more than i'd like to admit but when i tried Morrowind (like last year maybe?) I fell in love. I started with Oblivion in 2011 tho, it was my first RPG

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

@@latewizard301 the main problem with Morrowind is that: It was made for players back in the day. No questmarker, you must find everything on your own, etc (like Dark Souls).Not many players have the courage to play such games, because of time and that they are not used to it. Just the Tribunal DLC is a very good example for that. Nobody takes your hand and says there is the main story. You must puzzle everything together..

[@latewizard301]

@@Mendoza-yi6qk yeah that can be shit at times. Today it's not a problem since we have mods to fix it or the wiki

[@MrMC2010MC]

10:34 "out into the world of skyrim"... wait what :D

[@GordonLittell]

Never caught that, wow I'm a special biscuit

[@Arvac]

i did notice that

[@ispuddy2462]

I looked in the comments just to see if other people noticed

[@blainemarquise]

Technically correct

[@MrMC2010MC]

@@blainemarquise haha not bad. Didn't look at it that way

[@Pyrplefire]

A buddy of mine in college introduced me to the wonderful world of console commands in Oblivion. We set each of our attributes to around 3000 and just flew everywhere by jumping into space. Glorious good fun

[@subparusername9172]

Even Elon Husk’s own eyes are trying to get divorced

[@TheDragonLegacy]

"This item is one of a kind!" Me: Uh huh. Yep. *double clicks scroll pile of 200 and drops item*

[@xvrckjj]

how i can get 200 scrolls pile??

[@ravemaster7723]

TheDragonLegacy I’ve been doing that exploit since the game came out 😂😂

[@Sacrifice117]

@@xvrckjj get 2 scrolls and one scroll. double click 2 scroll pile and drop 1 scroll. rinse and repeat until 200

[@TheDragonLegacy]

Favorite thing to do was get my biggest pile and do it with an expensive ring and have it rain gold rings worth 8k where it lags so badly that the frames begin to clear up as you pick them up. Ah the memories.

[@Screamingurchin]

“The game doesn’t want you to sneak and archery is terrible” Me who has a sneaky archer build: *um*

[@sirprize5191]

Only good with magic arrows that are limited, even then you might as well be a magic dmg mage. Lots of enemies will prolly take 8-20 arrows with best non enchanted stuff and maxed archery + agility. (for high lvls) Regular daedric melee will hit as hard per swing as the daedric bow essentially, and those become painful too very easily

[@kermitlaranja]

@@sirprize5191 just use permanent enchantments to get your intelligence to 1000 and create a godlike spell. voyla

[@Ame_667]

Lmao frrrr, I love archery

[@yellakush4206]

@@sirprize5191 that's literally the build I went with

[@sirprize5191]

@@yellakush4206 Breaking Oblivion will always be a custom spell with Weakness to magic %100 and weakness to all or one elemental dmg 100% in one spell. The highest dmg possible.

[@Stery0typical]

Spiff is so good at sarcastic humor I genuinely can’t tell if he loves or hates these games.

[@charliecooper6586]

“So ripped from outrunning all the divorce lawyers”. The character creation bit could’ve been a video on its own.

[@kattoprime8435]

Your character looks like a depressed emo version of Phineas from Phineas and Ferb

[@evedoingthingsaaaaa]

He looks more like Snape

[@yarinice1]

He looks like my Dark Souls OC

[@SirNippletonMcSugarteets]

He looks more like Ferb tbh, cus of his massive nose...

[@jacobderp1667]

Wrong. That is a photo realistic 3d model of zach hadel, also known as psychicpebbles.

[@timothycarr6507]

Character? you mean all-powerful being, Elon Husk?

[@Xaqetr]

16:29: "Now this lady..." Calindil literally instantly stopped smiling

[@brandonmonita7290]

4 years later and I come across this fantastic narrator, and video… Whilst drinking coffee.

[@thelewis2898]

I felt like a genius when I figured out 100% chameleon as a kid. Just as I did figuring out 100% Magicka reduction for spells in Skyrim as a teenager, Kamehameha'ing my way through the rest of the game.

[@propheinx2250]

I remember reducing magic cost in Skyrim. I didn't do it to cast spells, because by then I'd already realized they all kinda suck. I did it so my absorb health and stamina sword would stop draining charges. Enchanted warrior is so OP in Skyrim.

[@GoblinModeKnives]

35:55 Spiff: High fives the lantern on the way out of the arena Me: Instant nostalgia

[@thatonekid640]

I loves doing that

[@JeremyFinch42]

Oh my god, I do that all the time.

[@Alegost1]

i always thought i was the only one childish enough to do that xD

[@JeremyFinch42]

@@Alegost1 No man, once I found out that some bits of the terrain can be interacted with in such a way (like vines in the underground dungeons) I just went around slapping whatever I could for fun. It's not childish, it's 500 IQ.

[@rednoodleoffate]

"-and trust me, you do want to be his friend, he is the most powerful being alive" *[ Reanu Keeves hated that. ]*

[@VORASTRA]

well, Skyrim takes place multiple centuries after Oblivion, so it makes sence

[@rednoodleoffate]

@@VORASTRA The Powerful One knows not the constraints of mortality.

[@dragonslayerornstein2361]

@@VORASTRA reanu keeves is immortal

[@VORASTRA]

@@dragonslayerornstein2361 he wasn't just born yet

[@dragonslayerornstein2361]

@@VORASTRA he was but he didn't want to attract attention

[@zachlewis9751]

Am I the only one who’s started on Skyrim and went back to Oblivion and enjoyed it? Granted I only had that old Xbox for one more year before selling it when I had Oblivion so I only got to do one full play through and haven’t bought it on steam yet, but I really enjoyed it.

[@whoisthere1730]

Spiff: *Playing oblivion* Also spiff: 10:34

[@PogoDarnexx]

Haha he got confused there I think, the Graphics and all are just to simular I guess xD

[@Snubspore9]

I thought he was making a joke

[@EntombedToast70]

I played both, and both have a beautiful, buggy, and downright "interesting" place in my heart

[@naab_bird]

They're a beautiful Buggy mess

[@abemudokon9497]

Try morrowind

[@devdecker7812]

@@abemudokon9497 all three games are beautiful . Morrowind especially . Speed boost yeet yourself across the entire country

[@xBINARYGODx]

​@@abemudokon9497 just as buggy, broken, and full of issues as the other two, or was that your point? Anyway - mods are a wonderful thing.

[@KuueenKumi]

Right? Why limit yourself to one Todd Howard magnum opus when you can play two on modern consoles/PCs! In all seriousness, they're both totally different fun fantasy experiences, with the same amount of derpy antics. Oblivion has derpy NPCs, Skyrim has derpy exploits

[@blazingblue_3039]

4:13 "slightly depressed Severus Snape" So... Just Severus Snape?

[@Mister_BIack]

He wasn't depressed, he was a single mother.

[@zelhomoukai6144]

Making the full armor set that gives 100% camouflage is all you need.

[@casvandijck9338]

You need one ring of Invisibility, that's all you need, and you can enchant the armor in other beneficial ways.

[@mclera8566]

'Has completely overpowered skills' 'Nearly gets crushed by the first enemy in the arena'

[@DoktrDub]

MCLERA it’s countless times overpowered for any level 6 character lol

[@UncleDolph]

MCLERA Lmaooooo man wut I was so mad

[@captvimes]

"Nobody knows how to use a bow" - sad, custom enchanted bows and arrows are some of the greatest cheese to be had in the game

[@spindash64]

My only excursion into the realm of the Daedra so far devolved into my running away from the freaky armor man and pelting arrows at him I’ve started a new file since then, but even with like 30 agility, I bet I’ll devolve to that strat again eventually

[@thesuperbslidewhistler312]

I like to put an AOE fire effect on mine so it’s sort of like the explosive .50 anti-material rifle ammunition from fallout: New Vegas

[@devinschaefer5646]

“Thank you powerful dinosaur summon.” *Daedroth Summon wants to know your location*

[@patr7240]

I still remember making a stealthy archer that could jump up to rooftops in a single bound and kill just about anything with one arrow. Easily spent about 4 or 5 hundred hours in that game.

[@Mabra51]

16:28 "This lady can teach you spells" That's a dude, dude.

[@sakura7639]

That comment actually made me laugh, though.

[@Chris.S.XIIVMCMXCII]

I cried for a whole week after reading this

[@AChunkyDog]

@@Chris.S.XIIVMCMXCII I've been crying for 2 months

[@manofthehour8945]

It's 2020 or 2019 you can be whoever, a he, she, zim, bop

[@AChunkyDog]

@@manofthehour8945 Doowop Doo doo Doowop

[@asbestosfish_]

_the distant sound of falling scrolls echoes across Nirn, even to this day._

[@redmoon383]

You kidding? It's the only way I play lol.

[@joeys4485]

Ugggggh tldr

[@samos343guiltyspark]

They hired no mere actor! They hired the captain of the enterprise himself!

[@stylesrj]

Archer? OK I kid I kid... please don't hurt me!

[@HeadCannon1776]

That's Sir Patrick Stewart. Knighted by our glorious Queen Herself.

[@Karagianis]

Yeah, it just feels unnatural hearing that voice from someone with hair.

[@hollyfindlay4051]

The best captain of the Enterprise, frankly...

[@pocaiesc]

@@hollyfindlay4051 Captain Kirk wants to have a word with you..........

[@Aikisbest]

I love how the game doesnt let you equip the enchanted rings again after doing the exploit, almost like a safeguard so it doesnt risk resetting or somehow screwing up the boost XD

[@uncleweirdbeard86]

You're more than welcome to use my character since I never got around to making videos of him. He's a Nord named Chuck Nordis. He one punches enemies, can carry all of Solitude in his back pocket, and has unlimited shouts, magic, stamina, and magika. His favorite spells to cast are "fist" and "boot". He went to the bannered mare one day and met around that wanted to have a drinking contest. Chick drank so much that everybody else in the pub passed out. After that he had to go take care of a problem with the nearby giant camp. When the giant noticed him, it hit him over the head as hard as it could. Later that day the giant woke up on the moon

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Damn was this on console or pc? Cause this sounds interesting

[@neirenoir]

The exploit where you can keep Summoned Armor (0 weight Daedric equipment) permanently plus Chameleon 25% in all slots is quite something.

[@mikesully52]

Plus duping soul gems. Remember only needing a few scrolls to start duping? Lol

[@vince943]

@@mikesully52 Nice to remember that. 😀

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

"Lemme summon a little gremli-- OH MY GOD DID I SUMMON A DINOSAUR"

[@Astroman10]

There’s a notch in the wall behind the tutorial skeleton where it teaches you to sneak. That’s how I did this exploit during a day of high school, lol.

[@Christian-rn1ur]

Anyone wanting to give Oblivion a try, I highly recommend Maskar's Oblivion Overhaul mod. It adds too much to go onto in a KZbin comment, bit I honestly couldn't play the game without it anymore. Elevated Oblivion to be the best in the series for me... Also a fun obscure mod called Goblin Games Room, which adds a casino with various goblin-based mini games you can bet on. Super fun.

[@feiwong3634]

One of my all time favorite games, this is literally a toy box to me, I spent hundreds of hours since 2008 and still play it now and then. I hope I can play TES VI before I die.

[@Kabelvey]

Once you get over the not very good controls it becomes so much fun

[@john_kramer516]

@@Kabelvey the controls on ps3 is horrible

[@xBINARYGODx]

@@Kabelvey mods

[@xBINARYGODx]

@@john_kramer516 never play Bethesda games on console

[@LLRPGII]

Not terrible on the xbox one it loads pretty fast

[@ifudontlikeitdie]

the 25% chameleon spell doesn't stack, you just reset the timer back every time you cast it, you need to make separate spells which will all apply the same effect if you want them to stack.

[@nickhebert8829]

Silly guy, you don’t need to stack chameleon. You can just use 25% on all pieces of your equipment and can be rendered more than completely invisible at 125% chameleon, I’ve done it, I was sure most people that got to use the wizards tower in oblivion have already tried it. You’ll walk straight up to someone punch them and they’ll still ask who’s there?

[@sebastienmorin9020]

@@nickhebert8829 Sounds like my favorite game of 2006 alright!

[@artemisexecrandi9751]

“Out into the wider world of Skyrim” this is the effects of Tod Howard sickness

[@xVallan]

this video taught me a valuable lesson: Crime is the fastest way to make money

[@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666]

Vanarin It will bring you fastest money but a fastest death too.

[@xVallan]

@@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666 so no downsides!

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

nice like count

[@hottopic101]

Nope console commands

[@flashyjackyoutube]

Vanarin crime does pay

[@FadingDuch]

An addition to other benefits high level Actobatics lets you jump off the liquids (not only water, but lava also). Which is very helpful if you don't want to wander through million towers in Oblivion. You can jump around gates and get to the main tower at instant.

[@xeno2358]

There needs to be a mod that just replaces potions with tea.

[@kjiklemmensen8306]

Yorkshire tea at that

[@kylethomas9130]

There is a alchemy item called tea leaves.

[@casvandijck9338]

"To mix a Cup of Tea of Detect Life, mix Rat Meat and some Bread."

[@thadoubleapyt223]

I'm an American, and I love this British Lad. I don't have Yorkshire Tea, but I want it

[@C4lmaria]

When he starts doing the dupes it looks like a stage magician "Look: With mega mind, i have 59 intelligence, now i'm taking off the mega mind. Don't worry, it only drops intelligence by 8. Now we're gonna dupe megamind, then equip one of them, now we're gonna dupe the one we didn't equip, nothing in my sleeves, and... alakazam! Now we have 59 intellingence without even having any megamind rings equipped ladies and gentlemen."

[@furrymessiah]

"She's got the head of a fish!" Legitimately laughed out loud at that throwaway joke.

[@lanjieke]

16:28 That's one frightfully masculine lady, Spiff.

[@nigelnightmare4160]

That's what I was thinking.

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

This is a good comment

[@benprohaska5511]

No hes a lady

[@jackgebhardt2932]

@@benprohaska5511 Nah, she's just an Oblivion NPC.

[@heiseyeless3581]

I scrolled down into the comments after he said that just to find your comment. LOL.

[@piercewirsig3343]

Funniest part is around 11:00 he says “there’s no fishing in this game” yet about a year later fishing is in Skyrim

[@Shadowfire1223]

"archery is the worst because no one knows how to actually do it" *glances at save files full of archers* *sweats*

[@poryg5350]

I do know how to play the archery, I just don't like how unrewarding it is. Even if you're sneaking and invisible, the AI immediately knows where you shot from. Also, the exp gain from it, man... A pain to level up.

[@subsume7904]

@@poryg5350 ? If your sneak is good and have invisible armor they don't know where they shot you from? Are you talking about invisible enchanted armor or a spell? Cuz they will detect you with a spell but not invis armor

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I don't know what y'all are on about, I've consistently made my archer stealth builds instakills without getting spotted. Does take an age and a half, but you can grind the sneak part by that wall walk exploit

[@Dubbsteppa21]

@@Romanticoutlaw their is also a exploit to grind any combat stat including archery easily by going to the shrine with the frozen npc's and just attacking them until you get to your desired level

[@poryg5350]

@@Romanticoutlaw I've never said it was difficult. I said it was unrewarding. Yeah, sure, you can grind, you can craft mega brutal enchanted arrows, then you one shot everyone without being spotted, because in order to spot you, the character needs to survive. This only confirms my point though, it's unrewarding. There's no skill in grinding, it only takes time. Something I skip with console. Crafting arrows takes money, something easy to come by in Oblivion evem without exploits. And one shotting enemies may be fun, but is unchallenging. And if you're not powerful enough to one shot, because you want challenge, then regardless of your sneak, the moment you land your first shot, the enemies immediately know where you shot from, making any search for covers redundant, because unless you gtfo of there without being seen and wait until the enemy finds your place empty, the enemy will find you and you'll either engage in melee combat, or try to keep your distance. I would like it better if the enemy had to search for you instead of having a weird 3rd eye, because this way hiding and sneaking would make more sense in association with archery than just the first shot damage.

[@booshmcfadden7638]

Gods, what a monster. Your character creation scene made my eyes water.

[@ultraderek]

I played 500 hours of this game and never finished the main story line.

[@canadian__ninja]

Only 500, hmm?

[@KartalaBreed]

it's actually a really cool ending. took me a couple years to get around to doing the main story. it was a pleasant surprise.

[@hrodvithit]

I finished skyrims main story in like 4 hours on my first playthrough, then never finished it again.

[@GolfCrafter]

Same

[@petitpanierdosier]

It's already too much lmao

[@Taquito-bp8hz]

I tried to play Oblivion a few years ago but didn't read any of the tutorials and hated it and I recently picked it up again and I absolutely love it so far

[@mundanedew]

,,Elon Husk only needs his (summon)friends, he doesn't need the rest of you." Oblivion - The Anime

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Spiffy: *says Elon Husk is the most powerful man alive* Reanu Keeves: Am I a joke to you?

[@lucaslennan3356]

Reanu Keeves isn't alive. He has surpassed life and become a completely immortal being.

[@decidueyezealot8611]

Preach

[@MrRedpanda2442]

Who said reanu is a man

[@Alacard0malley]

Old meme is old

[@benmcnamara8062]

Reanu is an immortal who has blessed elon husk

[@Mona-kg6hy]

As I was watching this, I got a notification that CallMeKevin just uploaded a video "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion but I completely break it" I don't think I'd ever get such perfect timing again

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

You mean RT second's channel?

[@lechienjade7946]

@@Mendoza-yi6qk feik

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

@@lechienjade7946 what means feik?

[@lechienjade7946]

@@Mendoza-yi6qk I guess you don't watch CallMeKevin then.

[@FilthTribeFTP]

@@Mendoza-yi6qk you mean RT is just Kevins second channel? Its ok to get confused sometimes

[@ArniesTech]

18:07 this man is shopping as if he prepared for MTVs Welcome To My Crib 💪🤣

[@gooseteamsix5894]

"Tries to make elon musk" = creating Kylo Ren

[@AK-nw4sk]

Yeah

[@tallsaul4441]

Rylo Ken

[@qwerty9118]

TallSaul thinner than anatomically possible

[@alduinthetyrant5225]

@@tallsaul4441 Kylo Ben.

[@Cowlyyy]

I was thinking ice poseidon but I can see Kylo Ren as well

[@Lytbringr0]

I vaguely remember accidentaly gaining perma-stats, googling it, and going "Oh, YEEEES!"

[@apvanlaan]

I'm impressed, by attempting to create a mockery of Elon Musk you've managed to make a not so far off caricature of John Oliver, bravo

[@liamschallock5346]

WHEEZE

[@jannecapelle_art]

ouch... poor john lmao

[@aliatheli]

You know John would probably appreciate that tbh

[@mothballfamicom]

You are the only reason I started to play Oblivion again. And yeah the sneak exploit really feel like 2000 years XD

[@casvandijck9338]

You should go into town and pick a site with a lot of citizens to sneak into a wall. The more people around you, the faster you'll level. I think you'll crank it down to a thousand years :P

[@sprite0six665]

I love that he doesn’t show you that the wrist irons can’t be duplicated 😂

[@timothylaverdiere629]

Maybe I'm late but my favorite exploit in the area I is a sprint towards the spikes full speed then jumping on them like a confused pole vaulter. There is a barrier above the spikes that you are able to sit on out of harms way from an melee enemy.

[@myxfit]

I'm not sure I'm on board with "Elon Husk". He looks more like a "Bister Mean" to me

[@JeremyFinch42]

*L I S T E R B E A N*

[@Poofinaround]

Yes!!

[@keithmichael9965]

Alack Badder!

[@Cowboy.underwater]

He looks like drake.

[@mshirzady3747]

My thoughts exactly (well almost.i just thought he looked remarkably like the Great and Almighty Mr.Bean

[@Hannahtheseal]

I adore Oblivion and I played Skyrim, but the writing for Oblivion quests was largely more diverse and fun in my opinion

[@davetheunshaved4552]

Olivion definitely had more "gotcha" moments and plot twists. A quest in oblivion often did not end the way you think it would. Can't really say that about skyrim, although I still love skyrim quests no matter what anyone says

[@cinnamontoast1586]

​@@davetheunshaved4552the quest with pirates in windhelm is pretty awesome, mostly because how it escalates from simple fetch quest to the whole attack on pirate island.