*Annihilates humanity in a fun, relaxing, casual way**
@emberdragon42484 жыл бұрын
*smokes a rolled up liver*
@jacobmartinez383 жыл бұрын
Jack Mudger look at the like count now.
@PenaldoHater999Ай бұрын
The game is supposed to teach you about pathogens also this isn't and online game so the devs dont care
@a-blivvy-yus4 жыл бұрын
I still like naming my disease "I know what" so the game tells me "I know what has destroyed the world" but never explains itself.
@uberwolf_44gaming434 жыл бұрын
Absoloute genius...
@safetytheflamewolf4 жыл бұрын
I think my only successful bacteria was named Minecraft.
@maruftim4 жыл бұрын
clever
@Braindamagedpotato4 жыл бұрын
no one us a better name
@Braindamagedpotato4 жыл бұрын
or nothing
@camerontuck5379 Жыл бұрын
As a kid, my strategy was to start in Greenland so I wouldn’t have to worry about getting it latter
@shafkatctg Жыл бұрын
good luck getting out of greenland
@Oh...1tsSeven Жыл бұрын
@@shafkatctg Greenland leaves pretty early, the problem is that no one goes there
@shafkatctg Жыл бұрын
@@Oh...1tsSeven cold, low infection rate.
@Lemon_And_A_Half Жыл бұрын
Same
@Some2somewhere Жыл бұрын
And then Madagascar is the problem
@PennTankerGuy4 жыл бұрын
This man is not Spiffing Brit. The Spiffing Brit that we all know and love would never, under any circumstance, give up Yorkshire Tea.
@phat_wrat48034 жыл бұрын
fax
@metenrog4 жыл бұрын
In fact, Yorkshire tea purifys all water and cleanses the body of all ailments. The only side effect is increased charisma.
@Pancakeli4 жыл бұрын
I think when he said "a sacrifice I'm willing to make" he meant he was willing to get a horrible disease if it meant he could still drink tea
@Dr.exsack4 жыл бұрын
quarantine drives everyone crazy after a certain time.
@distantignition4 жыл бұрын
But what a way to go out!
@Hey_its_0nyx4 жыл бұрын
KZbin: Try not to mention the deadly viru- Spiff: *This is a story all about how...*
@NoxaUwU4 жыл бұрын
I’d like to take a minute.
@nikkimitchable4 жыл бұрын
@@NoxaUwU just sit right there
@jackbennett69024 жыл бұрын
@@nikkimitchable This the story of a disease that could spread through the air.
@DarknezzMadnezz4 жыл бұрын
@@jackbennett6902 and makes you poo in your underwear.
@rijimon52134 жыл бұрын
@@jackbennett6902 from a bat caught in wuhan was born and raised through contact Is how i go place to place.
@TheGamerASD4 жыл бұрын
World: Tries to cure disease Disease: *So you have chosen death*
@sabribeser22684 жыл бұрын
Greenland:pathetic
@gram.3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving these epicly creative and original covid jokes, totally creased at every 'noises' and any other generic KZbin comment memes.
@RonaldTrumpOfficial3 жыл бұрын
@@sabribeser2268 The North Pole: Amateurs.
@f1shyspace3 жыл бұрын
@@gram. sussy baka amogus 😳😳😳
@Entity-bk7mp3 жыл бұрын
Spiff is the only person we would accept an egg from in these trying times
@puggumpus2 жыл бұрын
What about Danny Devito?
@clodolcmidnights8372 жыл бұрын
Tho,He would probably find some way to make us pay for it 100+ times
@danielbattle7620 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it?
@Peanutnibbler Жыл бұрын
@@danielbattle7620🥚
@-Raylight4 жыл бұрын
Greenland is infected in Plague Inc : *"Yes, finally! We won!"* _Greenland is infected in real life : _*_"Oh no, we're doomed"_*
@ThePhoneix9994 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Madagascar
@Azaghal19884 жыл бұрын
@@ThePhoneix999 or iceland
@atzner4 жыл бұрын
@@Azaghal1988 NO
@wombat41914 жыл бұрын
But greenland will start bombing the infected cities so we are fine
@mydickisunbelievablysmallb81324 жыл бұрын
Greenland: “I’ve won, but at what cost?”
@remwastaken4 жыл бұрын
i just realized he created HIS OWN STOCK PHOTOS with logo, brand name and everything. the dedication of the craft is commendable
@mickobee4 жыл бұрын
They always have that man
@noahwendrich31754 жыл бұрын
Fun story behind that. Back in the day Spiff used regular stock images in his videos, but when youtube started going copywrite crazy all his videos were getting demonotized for the stock photos... To combat this he just bought the rights to the photos, but the viewers felt that the lack of branding on the photos took away from the charm so he created his own branding and stuck that on it. If you watch his older videos they'll have the orginal branding on the stock photos
@AlwaysBolttheBird4 жыл бұрын
@@noahwendrich3175 just remember that technically KZbin didn't do anything. It was another company abusing the copyright system
@BTheBlindRef4 жыл бұрын
@@AlwaysBolttheBird No, it was a company properly defending their copyright. He was using other people's copyrighted images without paying for them. He fixed it later on. Good for him, but the original owners of the pictures weren't "abusing" anything.
@Zack_Wester4 жыл бұрын
@@noahwendrich3175 small correction he had paid for the right to use them (stock images) He just choiced to not remove use the version whit out the copyright stripes just because. the next video he uploaded whit out the stripes but people complained becuaes by that time spiffs exploit videos whit the free version stock photos was sort of part of his brand. so he added his own Copyright stripes to the pictures.
@danjan78124 жыл бұрын
Prion: *Causes cough* Infected: Hrm I don't think I'm sick Prion: *Kills* How to Win Plague: Never be found in the first place.
@pauloandrade9254 жыл бұрын
Well until you get total organ failure...
@ArtisChronicles4 жыл бұрын
That's how I lost. People died to fast and the disease stopped being spread.
@CheesyCore4 жыл бұрын
nano bots wanna have a say about that
@CheesyCore4 жыл бұрын
@@ArtisChronicles always keep reservation of DNA to devolve mutations. keep severity as low as possible (while giving you enough DNA to not run out of gas) and don't mass kill until every single country (ESPECIALLY the islands, always get greenland and NZ undetected) has been infected, ideally when nobody left healthy
@taoboyce64124 жыл бұрын
@@CheesyCore That strategy works for most normal games, but if you ever decide to do brutal or MEGA brutal you will find that you have to kill and infect at the same time. Necrosis is incredibly important because it turns dead bodies into infectivity.
@NoahGooder2 жыл бұрын
the trick to this game even on the hardest difficulty seems to be stay silent but highly infectious until you have a solid foothold in every country like close to 50% or so then roll out the death throws.
@daxasd32702 жыл бұрын
not true. Different types of illness (bacteria, virus etc.) requires different strategies. In general it does work, but there are different strategies there.
@medicgaming91172 жыл бұрын
100% for me lol
@efulmer86752 жыл бұрын
My record for fastest destruction of humanity is with the virus in 283 days on Mega Brutal and I went all in on the mutation rate (Darwinist...) and invested in two symptoms at the beginning and then just transmissions and abilities. You get more DNA points the higher your severity is.
@kepler68732 жыл бұрын
There are two generally applicable strategies. The one your describing is passive play. It’s more reliable but gets lower scores, and in my opinion is less interesting than the second method: aggressive play. Aggressive play has you abusing the extra red bubble dna from severity to get dramatically higher stats while trying not to get too serious too early before getting at least one infection on each island. It’s harder but a lot more fun IMO! If you haven’t tried an aggressive game then try playing as you normally do but grab coughing, sneezing, and pneumonia (rich, urban, and cold boost for free) then play as normal
@de_gree2 жыл бұрын
you cant do this strategy on mega brutal, your disease will always get detected when your starting country is almost fully infected
@Galvanising4 жыл бұрын
Actually if a disease were to be transmitted by water, tea would be one of the safest things to drink!
@huntercarneystandup4 жыл бұрын
very true
@mohdanasmohdnor16084 жыл бұрын
Boi.....
@richterman39624 жыл бұрын
That's why historically we always drank ale
@Zuldaar4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. Water transmited diseases are pretty common, pretty much the reason why you shouldn't drink unfiltered river water.
@harrisonworley9364 жыл бұрын
Simon WoodburyForget id have thought the bacteria would have died when the water was boiled
@victornielsen89094 жыл бұрын
Me: How do i beat the game? Spiff: Turn down difficulity.
@theamici4 жыл бұрын
Ignore me if you're joking, but that's missing the point and seems u quit the video too early. Only reason why he reduced difficulty was so that he could end the game quicker and get to the exploit which is independent of difficulty.
@yoboialex4 жыл бұрын
@@theamici I really wanna r/woooosh rn
@DracoVictorious4 жыл бұрын
@@yoboialex nah, he realized it could be a joke but gave advice just in case.
@yoboialex4 жыл бұрын
@@DracoVictorious I know that's why I said I wanted to but I didn't because he admitted that it could have been a joke
@panagiotismagos36494 жыл бұрын
@@yoboialex As someone that has played plague inc, beating a game on normal is a joke without even genes and using genes really isnt that much of an exploit. (not hating on the video, it was still very entertaining) But when someone whatches a video about exploits, they expect something that will help them beat mega brutal difficulty (which, if you are not familiar with the game, is as the name suggests very hard)
@malkcontent69254 жыл бұрын
"the end of humani-tea as we know it"
@goobertnelius4 жыл бұрын
lol
@bizi-e3v3 жыл бұрын
U smart guy That’s comedy
@totsuka22133 жыл бұрын
@@bizi-e3v sure is
@CausticSalsa Жыл бұрын
Man I just gotta say even before starting the video, I used to love beating the early version game haha. Just infect everyone first and save up a few points to activate multiple symptoms at once. Too easy.
@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED Жыл бұрын
They changed it now. Even on casual you get detected after reaching critical mass. Even with zero severity. Which, I find much more interesting.
@Caseyy04 Жыл бұрын
Thank God they made it harder
@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED Жыл бұрын
@@Caseyy04 it is a lot more fun. Sadly the free version does not allow all scenarios and mega brutal. Which is rather unfortunate.
@Caseyy04 Жыл бұрын
@@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED eh, it does. And even with all the stuff, it's cheaper than the evolved version. I bought it because your not forced too, and after paying .99 cents you can get everything else in the game by simply unlocking it. I payed for it because I loved the game and wanted to support the creator, but otherwise I find it good
@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED Жыл бұрын
@@Caseyy04 it does not, you just stated you paid for it. :/
@bigchungus54094 жыл бұрын
3:16 Actually drinking tea prevented thousands of deaths in Medieval England. Cholera, a fatal bacteria spread by drinking dirty water was killed by Englishmen boiling their water to make tea.
@sokar_rostau4 жыл бұрын
Tea didn't arrive in Britain until the 17th century. That's Modern, not Medieval.
@bigchungus54094 жыл бұрын
Sokar Rostau Guess I’m a century behind.
@abijo50524 жыл бұрын
@@bigchungus5409 more than a century. The early modern period in England started in 1485. But cholera was a huge problem well into the 19th century (with many major epidemics throughout the century).
@tomasgoes3 жыл бұрын
What type of savage let's their water boil when making tea?! Preposterous.
@perpetual_suffering14583 жыл бұрын
@@tomasgoes bruh imagine liking tea, that shit tastes as boring as hot water, I'm a ride and die coffee gang for life
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
>Plague Inc gains more attention during a pandemic Coincidence? I think not
@AK45W4 жыл бұрын
Somehow I've managed to find you in almost every video I watched :/ impressive
@midievalcat77704 жыл бұрын
You are one of the comment gods of KZbin
@AK45W4 жыл бұрын
@@midievalcat7770 you're not wrong :l
@bari40074 жыл бұрын
Why do I see you on every plague inc video on KZbin
@BotanixB4 жыл бұрын
Game company engineered a virus to boost game sales.
@fin_dunks86564 жыл бұрын
"I strongly recommend coughing because it is very good along with pneumonia" *Sweats nervously while reading Corona virus symptoms
@oceanbytez8474 жыл бұрын
Ohhh jeez. Cv19 just got the sweating symptom... Your infected!!!
@danielthecake86173 жыл бұрын
uhm, somebody just evolved breaking the brain barrier...
@SigmaBananaProGamer453 жыл бұрын
tip: when you start on normal just don't evolve any symptoms but evolve transmission and if you auto evolve a symptom just de evolve it to get dna point so just infect the whole world being undetected because nobody will really get checked up because no symptoms right
@saintupid70342 жыл бұрын
When you play it this way, you risk losing through cure on higher difficulties
@efulmer86752 жыл бұрын
This strategy also doesnt work very well with the diseases that cost dna points to devolve rather than refund.
@amshermansen4 жыл бұрын
"Ireland is part of the UK" Controversial comments incoming "Sweden, Norway or DENMARK" *Angry german ranting*
@FluffyDragon4 жыл бұрын
None of the United Kingdom are United, and we're not looking so Great in Britain these days either
@slimretro26594 жыл бұрын
@ so Denmark is a fake country now buddy?
@PalmelaHanderson4 жыл бұрын
@@slimretro2659 A vast conspiracy of cartographers.
@liamdesmet64984 жыл бұрын
@@rasmuskppler2859 It also counts Belgium as France for some reason
@slimretro26594 жыл бұрын
Also why tf things like middle east and central europe are freakin countries? 😂
@boyxgamer4 жыл бұрын
"The UK includes all of Ireland". Incorrect my good man, the simple fact is that Ireland now includes all of the UK.
@thatguy13794 жыл бұрын
I like this idea
@connoreng62374 жыл бұрын
Nice another fellow NRA
@thatguy13794 жыл бұрын
@@connoreng6237 I think you want an I where that n is
@AigroM4 жыл бұрын
The game incorporated Paraguay and Uruguay as a piece of Brazil !!!
@StealJoe694204 жыл бұрын
Germany also includes Austria and the Netherlands...sounds oddly familiar...
@jeffersonroby4 жыл бұрын
No one does dare to play this game Spiff: only caring about the controversial topic of Ireland and the UK
@GiblixStudio4 жыл бұрын
actually... i've played the game more recently. even played the corona campaign in order to wipe out humanity. it was...awesome :)
@harvey30864 жыл бұрын
DemonicWolf Northern Ireland is the Republic of Ireland isn’t
@2Fat2Furi0us4 жыл бұрын
I actually have a lot of videos regarding this game.
@herman1francis4 жыл бұрын
@@callumwright7459 worry not, 26+6 still equals 1
@jackmaull51044 жыл бұрын
@@2Fat2Furi0us shameless plug
@softed2 жыл бұрын
You know you are a pro exploiter when you watch the spiffing brit and know exactly what he is gonna do.
@General_C Жыл бұрын
Shame it doesn't work on Mobile. Ahh well.
@JustRandomguyl0l Жыл бұрын
The power of bri'ish man exploiting the game creators spend hours being exploited the most unusual ways / the game creators after their game they were doing for year or months suddenly getting exploited the most unstanderd and stupidiest way by some britsh guy : 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@JustRandomguyl0l Жыл бұрын
@@RL_Happy sure man
@roydm1434 жыл бұрын
Gen options should include "charisma", representing the number of people willing to infect themselves even when told to quarentine.
@rickymcgowen67764 жыл бұрын
So like the rioters in America?
@theteutonking33064 жыл бұрын
@@rickymcgowen6776 'so like the idiots in America?' You mean? Not just protesters outside.
@rickymcgowen67764 жыл бұрын
@@theteutonking3306 When you start burning shit down, you at that point, cece to be a protester.
@theteutonking33064 жыл бұрын
@@rickymcgowen6776 and not everyone is doing that
@rickymcgowen67764 жыл бұрын
@@theteutonking3306 But the news is calling the ones that are burning shit down, Protesters. They're not. They are rioters.
@mr.champion73042 жыл бұрын
Some advice from a someone who's played Plague Inc. for a long time. I love the first exploit, having been someone who uses it every time a new plague comes out. But, spiff is not right about / doesn't know some of the game's mechanics, to the point where some of that knowledge would allow him to break the game even further. Not that I blame him, since most of this information comes from viewing the disease templates in the scenario editor, which show you what each trait changes, and can show you lots of other stuff like world events, ship routes, airplane routes, etc. 3:44 Investing in Drug Resistance at this point is just, well, unwise. Brazil is a hot country, so he should get Heat Resistance (HR), or at the very least, Insect I (although Insect I & II give less hot effectiveness than HR at a larger price, only making up for it in a bonus to infectivity; Insect I & II give +0.4 hot effectiveness (HE) and 12 infectivity at 29 DNA, whereas HR I & II give +0.9 HE at 33 DNA). Spiff thinks that he needs Drug Resistance because he's not in a poor country, but that just isn't true. Drug Resistance only adds to "Wealthy Country Effectiveness", which the game says "Increases the disease's ability to spread in wealthy countries", meaning it only affects wealthy countries, not countries that are neither wealthy nor poor. 4:42 While it is true that Pneumonia adds cold effectiveness, it only adds 0.05 to it, so don't use it as a substitute for Cold Resistance I, which gives 0.3 cold effectiveness. 5:09 He's forgetting completely about Russia, which sends ships to Greenland, also Sweden doesn't send any ships to Iceland or Greenland. Also, Russia and Norway are the only countries that send ships to Greenland. 7:33 People, including me, tend to think that reshuffles destroy parts of current research. But, from what I can tell, reshuffles only add work to the cure, not get rid of it. No, seriously, if you go into the Scenario Editor and see what a genetic reshuffle does, it will show that has "0.25 change to cure requirement", which means it probably adds 0.25 units of something to the current cure requirement. Genetic Hardening has a "Research Inefficiency Multiplier" of 0.1, which I presume is actually added to the current inefficiency multiplier, so no surprise there. My point is, reshuffles don't actually get rid of cure progress. 12:53 A Spore Burst, for some reason, also adds 10 to airplane, ship, and land transmission. Spore Eruption adds 50 to each. I'll save Spore Hardening for later. 13:05 This is just nitpicking, but it only increases costs by 1 DNA point, so it would be 1, 2, 3, 4, not 1, 2, 4, 6, 8. 13:25 Here is where Spiff could've started really cheesing the system. But first, you have to know something about the red bubbles that not many people know about. The more severity you have, the more DNA you get from these red bubbles. The DNA bonus you get is still random, and I think it has diminishing returns, but most I've been able to get is somewhere around 3-4 points per bubble on average. Usually, with 0 severity, you get 1 DNA point, sometimes maybe 2. He could've spent some points getting Insomnia to boost the DNA bonus from a red bubble, bought a couple spore bursts, then use that extra DNA to get Paranoia, then got the rest of them and raked in a ton of DNA bonuses. 14:29 Actually, Spore Hardening doesn't seem to do what it says it does. It says it releases spores continuously, implying it randomly infects countries with new spores, but it doesn't seem to do that. I even just tested this, I played a game on Fungus, made sure to be so aggressive that New Guinea closed their ports before I infected them, killed most of the world, and just waited with Spore Hardening, and New Guinea never got infected. So, what does it do? Well, it adds 900 to airplane, ship, and land transmission. Yes, that's right, 900, to all of them. This is probably why it seems the disease is infecting random countries, countries which don't border any other infected countries; it's because the land transmission is so high it infects it's borders very quickly. Anyways, I'm gonna stop nitpicking now.
@mennymoto Жыл бұрын
Buy yourself an hamster
@Onewingedangle4211 ай бұрын
Touch some grass
@Oroborus71011 ай бұрын
That's a lot of useful information, thanks for commenting.
@Billyhog7 ай бұрын
Want some carpal tunnel syntome cream?
@boxlessone10462 ай бұрын
Thanks! I always wondered why spore hardening never seemed to work, so I guess now I know.
@benchehebar28334 жыл бұрын
Hey Spif, you should do the exploit in Civilization 5 where you can steal tech from other civs even if they haven't researched it, like stealing rocketry from a civ in the Renaissance era. Look it up, I think it would be a fun video!
@spdutahraptor7774 жыл бұрын
"Nobody washed their hands" "Sick people given hugs" Why didn't you just name it Covid???
@UltmtDestroyer4 жыл бұрын
Copyright
@Xetheon4 жыл бұрын
@Cue ball covid-19 gone. YAY pax-12 is killing people. AWW
@mr_breadloaf30124 жыл бұрын
Ultimate Destroyer a virus name can’t be copyrighted you would just get demonized
@UltmtDestroyer4 жыл бұрын
@@mr_breadloaf3012 wouldn't the creator of Corona virus use him?
@hypercoder-gaming4 жыл бұрын
But people do wash their hands. CO stands for Corona, VI stands for Virus, and D stands for disease. CO VI D, a VIRUS, not a bacteria. 19 is for 2019, when COVID-19 started. So, a bacteria would be closer to "COBA-19". However, it still wouldn't look like a virus.
@davidmccallum22914 жыл бұрын
"First death in Argentina" Shows Angola Illusion 100
@GenericInternetter4 жыл бұрын
Everywhere that begins with "A" where something bad happens is Argentina by default.
@thefurry71654 жыл бұрын
@@GenericInternetter Argentinian here, can confirm.
@maximodubs41894 жыл бұрын
@@GenericInternetterAmérica*
@lucasharvey89904 жыл бұрын
@@maximodubs4189 oof, that hit me right in the bald eagle.
@emlinhax4 жыл бұрын
Lets just hope that guy that made Corona doesnt know this Exploit.
@synchrolord4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@josephlane16144 жыл бұрын
Well he has to kill everyone before he can use this. . .
@60horsedoover6004 жыл бұрын
Which corona
@HummusSpicey4 жыл бұрын
Horsedoover excuse me but, Which? WHEN WAS THERE A SECOND ONE?
@ogunguardian62534 жыл бұрын
Quite sure he was asking whether he was referring to the beer or virus.
@cameronj2174 жыл бұрын
"We're going to start our brand new disease right here in China" - Spiff O.O
@EighmyLupin4 жыл бұрын
@conan263 Wait you don't believe they went from millions of infected to none in a matter of days? That sounds super racist of you. /s
@OneEyeDollar64 жыл бұрын
@Rtu Barmen The dude was making a joke you troglodyte.
@haskinsian4 жыл бұрын
Well, tea IS from China after all!
@TinPrince4 жыл бұрын
@@EighmyLupin well if you literally shut down your entire country and force people into their rooms etc it's not surprising they have better numbers than everywhere else.
@cccbbbaaa1104 жыл бұрын
@@TinPrince well if you kill the people first before they die from the disease then the number will always be zero.
@MrCaracol3214 жыл бұрын
Me, a Portuguese person: *sees Portugal is put as part of Spain* A N G E R Y
@joaocaetano85294 жыл бұрын
Angery para crlh mm
@Yumao4204 жыл бұрын
As it should be xd
@juanjotur1144 жыл бұрын
Spain with Catholic Kings be like
@Dragonspirit2234 жыл бұрын
I mean, they added Alaska as part of Canada too...
@whitetigeryt293 жыл бұрын
Irritante pra crl
@juicebox51244 жыл бұрын
Sadly, this exploit doesn't work on the mobile version.
@hedgie98234 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately
@EternalDensity4 жыл бұрын
Aww man. Well you saved me the time of trying.
@Nevyn5154 жыл бұрын
Well, that answers my question. Cheers.
@averyeml4 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was going through the comments to see. I’ve played that game off and on for a little over a year now and I sort of hit a wall in my ability vs. game difficulty in terms of unlocking genes.
@EvanOM4 жыл бұрын
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
@OGDabster4 жыл бұрын
Every professional plague inc. Player be like: BRUH HE INVESTED IN SYMPTOMS TOO EARLY
@tewu82574 жыл бұрын
*every noob plague inc player. It is better to go with symptoms because they give you a lot of infectivity
@samx234 жыл бұрын
@@tewu8257 well...it depends
@Lord_David.4 жыл бұрын
I have top speedruns were I start with symptoms on mega brutal. No sure what you're on about
@TobeyBlomfield4 жыл бұрын
SAM X23 if your playing easy then sure you can do it, but there’s no way that works on mega brutal
@Lord_David.4 жыл бұрын
@@TobeyBlomfield Yes, you can. It's actually the best way of doing it. Thanks. Git gud.
@sevensins35844 жыл бұрын
If you randomly hid yourself amongst the stock photos you would tell us, right spiff?
@EighmyLupin4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he said he did years ago.
@Apotheosis-4 жыл бұрын
Some of them so have a spiffco water mark soooo...
@goofygoober7794 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Finger Imagine what?
@jdhshuajfjueudhbd62274 жыл бұрын
@@goofygoober779 He meant to say image, quit being a smartass
@goofygoober7794 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Finger Imagine Dragons?
@leutwin Жыл бұрын
In game spiff is always "profits are more important than life" "child labor is cheaper" "if they die then you don't need to pay them" etc, but when talking about real life things he's always hosting charities and urging people to stay inside and be nice and stuff.
@GeorgTheGr84 жыл бұрын
Insert overused coronavirus joke here
@fredericlaine15364 жыл бұрын
haha
@AD-en5dq4 жыл бұрын
underused
@ac.creations4 жыл бұрын
A man in Africa sneezes, madagascar shuts down EVERYTHING
@caleblewis81694 жыл бұрын
Lol XD LMFAO
@hydrogenone68664 жыл бұрын
Want to hear a Joke, An coronavirus walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases here" The virus replies, "Well, you’re not a very good host.’”
@Diabhork4 жыл бұрын
Ireland is a part of the UK **VERY Angry car noises**
@realprotonn4 жыл бұрын
*A N G E R Y I R I S H N O I S E S*
@lordyharim11414 жыл бұрын
*ANGER INTENSIFIES*
@realprotonn4 жыл бұрын
@@lordyharim1141 A N G E R Y
@sert11974 жыл бұрын
@Patrick yes, username checks out, I too am named Patrick.
@tbgamin95934 жыл бұрын
H A P P Y B R I T I S H N O I S E S “Laughs in Britannia”
@DragonflyFox4 жыл бұрын
fucking hilarious "we are going to start our new disease in china " "we have already infected most of the known world and its only a few months in"
@szymciogaming97123 жыл бұрын
* laughs in covid *
@liamdegnian28543 жыл бұрын
@@szymciogaming9712 I think you mean *cough* Often mistaken
@szymciogaming97123 жыл бұрын
@@liamdegnian2854 who are you, a Karen? Of course i'm not mistaken
@djweavergamesmaster3 жыл бұрын
@@liamdegnian2854 have you not heard of covid? are you buried under 83 large rocks? edit: I understand now, you meant * coughs in covid *
@kotherrl25123 жыл бұрын
@@szymciogaming9712 🤦♀️
@adrenalineunlimited33762 жыл бұрын
I like the phrase 'exploits that the developers have no way of addressing'
@TheDave1594 жыл бұрын
"more heat resistant than most" Insert picture of a black man... Spiff?
@Penumant4 жыл бұрын
I think the image was used because of the pose he's taking like he's literally warm/doing a sexy pose (that sort of heat)
@jamessilly68374 жыл бұрын
@@Penumant nah that's just his go to "nice" pic
@matthiasthulman40584 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people, Sspiff here
@howardlam61814 жыл бұрын
@@Penumant It's just a "racist" joke. It's perfectly fine.
@FrogOnAHorse4 жыл бұрын
@Masturbation Toothbrush local man doesn't understand melanin
@IrontMesdent4 жыл бұрын
Most OP combo: Skin lesion and Anemia can get some pretty infectious combo going. That's how I won with all types on the hardest difficulty. Combine that with extreme bio aerosol and you're good to go!
@elijahwise45504 жыл бұрын
IrontMesdent add necrosis and you’re all set
@IrontMesdent4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Wise I usually wait a bit for necrosis (if I end up using it) because it is pretty severe and sometimes ports will shut down early because of that.
@truesquare55644 жыл бұрын
SPEAK ENGLISH (Didnt understand any single word you said)
@illie35134 жыл бұрын
Rishi Sharma bruh
@IrontMesdent4 жыл бұрын
@@truesquare5564 Non, le roi de France exige que je limite votre compréhension puique vous n'êtes que des barbare qui vivent sur une île mouillée.
@gabrielreinalter22694 жыл бұрын
"We are going to start our brand new disease in china." Oh no spiff what have you done???
@nerscyllam47354 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. We're living in the easy mode world option in plague inc.
@PretzelSage Жыл бұрын
2 years later. I wonder what difficulty it is.
@bogdan_ostaficiuc Жыл бұрын
@@PretzelSageidk maybe brutal or normal
@PretzelSage Жыл бұрын
@@bogdan_ostaficiuc idk, I feel like on normal everyone would be dead by now
@derigel7662 Жыл бұрын
I mean we survived....almost like there was only a .02% of dying unless you were ob....i mean "body positive" or over the age of 65....wild wasnt it that we crippled economies and ruined peoples lives financially
@aleyoakenshield53844 жыл бұрын
Spiff: An Exploit that the devs have no way of controlling God in 2020: :0
@JK-ei7wr4 жыл бұрын
God: “whelp, I’ve f**ked this one up”
@jinn84652 жыл бұрын
Remember, God has to actually succeed first. THEN the exploit works.
@jackdeathawsome4 жыл бұрын
"Now with all of that happy fun stuff out of the way, its time to get into the desolation of the human race." Possibly the best sentence I've heard all quarantine.
@hyper65004 жыл бұрын
Spiff is so powerful hes actually controlling the real world!
@ThatGuy-sw9ic4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm this is true
@eddykidplayzyt Жыл бұрын
I love how ridiculous the transition from infecting to killing is in this game. It goes from completely harmless bacteria to complete bodily shutdown and exploding organs or something in like 3 seconds
@dracolitch45494 жыл бұрын
When the pop-up said “Think what would happen in real life” it hurt...
@inabox65534 жыл бұрын
Tea is made of boiled water, so depending on the disease, tea would be safe.
@dragonix85274 жыл бұрын
Most teas will turn out bad and bitter if you boil the water. Only a few like black tea require the water to be that hot for it to turn out well. Most teas are made at lower temperatures, so the water would still be subjective to bacterial contamination.
@SmackcrackIV4 жыл бұрын
Prince Dragonix you do realize you can boil the water, let it cool to the temp appropriate for your tea and then brew it? It’s not difficult...
@dragonix85274 жыл бұрын
And while that will handle most bacteria, letting it sit and cool again opens up avenues for other airborne strains to recontaminate the water. Standing water is never completely safe. Basic high school microbiology. Granted that is highly unlikely to pose a threat, but that wasn't my intended point.
@nekoimouto46394 жыл бұрын
@@SmackcrackIV But what if the contaminants aren't in the water, but in the tea?
@niccatipay4 жыл бұрын
Note to everyone here. Spores can survive boiling and UV lamps. Auto clave will save you.
@saoirsedeltufo74364 жыл бұрын
Spiff's advice of the moment: "I strongly recommend coughing"
@diegotrujillo11243 жыл бұрын
Spiff: It’s a very spiffing thing to do to help those in need also spiff: time to enslave the world
@Kamebonus4 жыл бұрын
"We're not technically in a poor country" - Spiff on brazil
@spwol4 жыл бұрын
He is techinically right, but Brazil isn't a rural country like the game says it is
@CottidaeSEA4 жыл бұрын
Brazil itself isn't poor. There's loads of money in the country and loads of resources. It's just that the majority of the population never gets to see any of it.
@cartermariano4 жыл бұрын
It was the 6th world economy until ~2015 so no, it's not a poor country.
@LuizAlexPhoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@spwol Well, it's mainly a rural economy and political system, where there is more bovine cattle than human cattle in the country and both serve the same masters focusing on exporting wealth to live in their own bubbles while the bankers and media line up to help. Plus, besides the state capitals most cities are quite small compared to their European counterparts. Not that I agree with the game, just pointing out that the country of gado being rural makes sense as far as the modifier goes, higher infectivity based on cattle.
@enzoqueijao4 жыл бұрын
Brazil does have a large economy, but it is very unequally distribuited.
@louisgunstone7234 жыл бұрын
Mitten squad has been proven incorrect, the game is indeed, "perfectly" balanced
@l_miester4564 жыл бұрын
Louis Gunstone well they are both correct Spiff found a way to cheekily unlock all genes way faster than you should be able to Mitten Squad failed to win the game without manually mutating So they’re both right
@rougesaytr48184 жыл бұрын
*Spiff:* Well done for staying indoors that deserves a cup of tea! *Me:* The almighty one has granted me a gift!
@thedcg98834 жыл бұрын
The fact it started to become lethal was in 2021 scares me about the future.
@redretribution17894 жыл бұрын
I mean Covid is already lethal so worry not for humanity shall meet its end sooner than expected
@oceanbytez8474 жыл бұрын
@@redretribution1789 and instead of reacting more to the virus over time humanity has kind of gained a level of apathy towards it instead.
@coldbutdark93993 жыл бұрын
oh no
@killersparky40443 жыл бұрын
@@Chr1sto4 or if you're old person young kid have any kind of lung problem ex asma or have problems with any other organs
@williambrennan16583 жыл бұрын
@@killersparky4044 no young kids are practically immune
@hollywoodburford4 жыл бұрын
"Staying home"? Ha! I'm essential, peons! I don't stay home! Essential! I can't stay home, my work needs me! And i need a paycheck... essential... my corporate overlords demand that I work in an environment welcoming 15,000 people in its doors over this past weekend... HELP ME.
@MCOmegaX1234 жыл бұрын
Too bad you don't live in Skyrim or the various Wastelands of the post-nuclear world, where 'essential' means you cannot die, period.
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda4 жыл бұрын
@@MCOmegaX123 I liked new vegas and morrowind better for the reason that no one is essential
@pencilbender4 жыл бұрын
theres pandemic international laws that you can base your lawsuit on.
@mudcrab34204 жыл бұрын
@@Tsuyoshi_Kanda Hmmm... My job is Skyrim Essential. I get sick. Pass out. Stagger to feet. Get sick. Pass Out. Stagger to feet. Get sick. Pass out... My job is New Vegas Essential. I get sick. Die. Get replaced by a mildly self aware near clone so the Prophecy of the Universe doesn't collapse. Oh dear.
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda4 жыл бұрын
@@mudcrab3420 Who gets replaced? you can literally kill everyone and the "prophecy" doesnt collapse
@dofw.mp43304 жыл бұрын
"Norway, Sweden or Denmark" Plague Inc really out here merging Denmark with Germany huh
@justADeni4 жыл бұрын
also it made a new Austro-Hungarian Empire
@Ramund2234 жыл бұрын
yeah and it pisses me of a tiny bit
@vandread4 жыл бұрын
atleast he didn't merge sweeden and norway.... I don't get to say that often
@justADeni4 жыл бұрын
@@vandread behold, the new Kalmar union!
@tenacity254 жыл бұрын
We need a mod that just renames every location to what they'd be based on the ingame borders.
@afterSt0rm4 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian fan I'm not even mad, just disappointed with how accurate that video actually is.
@canedaoinutil93954 жыл бұрын
Acontece.
@tiaoli88664 жыл бұрын
Sim :(
@huntercarneystandup4 жыл бұрын
air planes are legit for spreading
@Hscj19894 жыл бұрын
Verdade kkkkkkkk
@RPGbanshee4 жыл бұрын
"We've managed to get to Madagascar" *remembers that one flash game where you had to cross all your fingers and toes that you'd start there or you were doomed* Oh thank TEA.
@cernunnos89174 жыл бұрын
that was PANDEMIC, i believe, the spiritual predecessor to plague inc and a direct inspiration for it. plague inc is kinda just a better, more polished and featured version of it
@azarinevil3 жыл бұрын
Now, at least on harder difficulties, you have to start in Greenland in Plague Inc. or you can end up so screwed. Those of us with 100+ hours have cursed the name of Greenland more times than there are people living there 😂
@SonyInterviews4 жыл бұрын
Very spiffy, but in all actuality, you’re videos are really cool spiff, and you always make me laugh
@Sasputa4 жыл бұрын
The person controlling the coronavirus seeing this exploit: "Write that down! Write that down!”
@axel0_024 жыл бұрын
A desease transferable by water... Colera: but of course I know him, he's me
@gregoryferber32313 жыл бұрын
"We can all get through this easily " made me laugh.
@Weissguy884 жыл бұрын
The bacteria should have been named : "Coffee"
@ShootForTheStars-dj6jb3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ryantotten86894 жыл бұрын
12:02 *slowly opens mouth to allow tea to drip back into the mug*
@elowenminer77484 жыл бұрын
Ryan Totten you gonna finish that?
@alexis14514 жыл бұрын
We'd be fine with our tea - boiling the water kills any bugs in it.
@jameslinardic54343 жыл бұрын
I love how casual his voice is no matter what game he’s playing
@sparking0234 жыл бұрын
Me, with my highly contagious disease: You can't stop me Greenland: I know, but he can Madagascar: *poses menacingly*
@etooamill95284 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but for me morocco always give problem
@billybob-ts2rt4 жыл бұрын
Is tHaT a joJo rEferEnCe
@joelhadfield52054 жыл бұрын
I've always just messed around on this game and just played casual, so no idea if it would work on harder difficulties. But I just start my disease in Greenland or Morocco, depending on which has been more persistent lately lol.
@shady97014 жыл бұрын
Carabiean though really gave me lots of trouble
@oceanbytez8474 жыл бұрын
@@joelhadfield5205 Issue with higher difficulties is that weather matters more. Setting your starting nation in extreme environments makes it much harder to survive in the opposite extreme as it has a - modifier. Greenland is cold 2. Equator is hot 2. Everything else is a range. The Base nation sets your base modifier. The genes just add. If you choose greenland your starting resistance is cold:+2 heat:-2 Add genes and your at Cold:+4 heat:0 You wanna try and be +2 all across otherwise you end up with a lopsided infective rate that wastes time and risks a loss.
@jameslloyd29574 жыл бұрын
I actually forgot this was a "Balanced" video, spiff is just that generally entertaining
@huntercarneystandup4 жыл бұрын
ive watched six of these in a row. Its the accent for sure
@AggressivelyLoving2 жыл бұрын
"let's pick up 'Necrosis' cause that's lovely" - Spiff
@lawlmatty7124 жыл бұрын
Omfg, when you singled out greenland, I felt that in my SOUL
@cmseff4 жыл бұрын
PSA: We've all heard about how washing your hands frequently and well can save lives. What many people fail to mention is that it is EQUALLY important that you replace your towels with clean ones often! Most health centers recommend that you wash your bath towels after 3 - 4 days, and your hand towels much more often. Please spread the word.
@HarlesBently4 жыл бұрын
Another thing. For gloves. Gloves are great. Truly. But they are useless if you dont change them between tasks and wash hands as well. Common sense doesnt exist.
@arthurpotter90924 жыл бұрын
Who uses the same towel more than once without washing!? Gross.
@cmseff4 жыл бұрын
@@arthurpotter9092 billions of people. Hence the psa
@arthurpotter90924 жыл бұрын
@@cmseff ewwww
@freshouttheoven16144 жыл бұрын
“Write that down! Write that down!”
@deltalord69694 жыл бұрын
Dont tell the person controlling the corona virus this exploit.
@malcolmholmes25964 жыл бұрын
But the DEMONRATS would love it!
@englandderogatory92244 жыл бұрын
Wumbo what
@nyahnyahson5234 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmholmes2596 Yeah, other political party bad boo they're inhuman boo they want us all to die boo
@reidskull50184 жыл бұрын
It's not a fungus so we're fine for now
@BobSmith-cg2ek4 жыл бұрын
@@realred5736 Dear people You picked the wrong political cesspool to discuss in this here comments section. This is an English political cesspool only zone.
@ai.raiondesu4 жыл бұрын
"So, how do you normally unlock jeans?" - The Spiffing Brit 2020 2:06
@MattMann-cr2nj4 жыл бұрын
Me in plauge inc: has infected the world and killed 1 billion people. Plauge inc: placed on who watchlist.
@theskepticalapple42034 жыл бұрын
Corvid 19 was engineered by Plarium Games to get people to play Raid: Shadow Legends.
@MCOmegaX1234 жыл бұрын
I assume that was aurocorrect? Because "Corvid" is ravens, crows, etc, the disease is COVID-19, no 'r' (which isn't the name of the virus itself apparently, that's 'SARS-COV-2').
@unskilledfoot55464 жыл бұрын
I think everyone knows it’s auto correct
@Gearbhall4 жыл бұрын
Watching the intro while sipping tea already as I work from home.
@simoneabelo4 ай бұрын
I should go back and play more plague inc. I used to prevent it from developing symptoms until the whole world was infected and then immediately went for coma, total organ failure, etc. So this video is bringing back pleasant memories lol
@lorenerd76274 жыл бұрын
* imagine if a disease was transmitted via water* Cholera be like
@MrHorribad4 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna start our brand new disease right here in China." Uhoh.
@mexa_t65344 жыл бұрын
You laugh but they’ve reopened wet markets in China. We’re gonna have a ton of these pandemics if they don’t get their shit together
@mycelia_ow4 жыл бұрын
@@mexa_t6534 Out of all of the deadly pathogens we've aquired from animals, only two of them come from China including nCoV. Europeans gave us the cold, Slavics gave us the flu, and Americans gave everyone stupidity. Most of the pathogens we deal with in life originated from animals, even that last one.
@mexa_t65344 жыл бұрын
Psilocybe Cubensis the Spanish flu was American, actually. And I’m not talking about the diseases that have come from China, I’m talking about the ones that will come, because there’ll be more. Of course that also means there will be more diseases coming from all over the world too.
@Qtippery4 жыл бұрын
"At the end of the day its a sacrifice you have to make." Knowing the spiffing brit I cannot tell if the sacrifice is the tea for his health, or the health for his tea.
@mightyhaegr9362 Жыл бұрын
I love that you brought out a plague video during COVID. That's exactly the British thing to do
@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED Жыл бұрын
And gave no credit to the guy that showcased the fungus glitch. So cool.
@Bob-wn4zd Жыл бұрын
@@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED he colonised the fungus glitch
@matthewcrosby36154 жыл бұрын
I love the subtle animosity towards Argentina from a Brit.
@manlyminotaur99gaming83 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds amazing And with his British accent, it’s multiplied 10 fold
@luckylmj4 жыл бұрын
"it'll take 2 years" takes 2 years 363 days, which is 2 days less then 3 years. makes sense
@Xeridanus4 жыл бұрын
Which one took 2 years and 363 days? The first was 500 something and the second was even faster.
@mac1cam4 жыл бұрын
@@Xeridanus talking about cure
@luckylmj4 жыл бұрын
@@Xeridanus Near the end, the cure takes that amount of time. On the second one.
@Xeridanus4 жыл бұрын
@@luckylmj Oh, Spiff misspoke about how long the cure was going to take? Yeah, that happens. :P
@Castle776533 жыл бұрын
“And we can get through all this quickly” yes 10 months later and we really did get through it quickly
@frog81753 жыл бұрын
We're still in it. Most of the world doesn't have access to the vaccines & the countries that do, there are people who don't want to take it.
@thoughtsofapeer4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Close the borders!!! Sweden: Do you even plague inc lol
@Izzybelled4 жыл бұрын
*Vi stänger inte våra gränser eftersom att Danskarna stänger sina.*
@maggen54 жыл бұрын
@@Izzybelled Så snak dog så man kan forstå dig!
@rodrijopo4 жыл бұрын
@@maggen5 I dont know wtf are you guys saying, all I can say is vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite Dota
@TheReaverOfDarkness4 жыл бұрын
@@rodrijopo All I can say is: Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen or Jag talar lite Svenska, men min Svenska är inte bra
@insaincaldo4 жыл бұрын
@@Izzybelled Didn't stop the Germans from making extra sure.
@Penguin1999sci4 жыл бұрын
Mitten Squad: I genuinely think this game has no exploits. Spiffing Brit: Challenge Accepted.
@roycebentley32834 жыл бұрын
“This calls for a celebration, a refreshing cup of Yorkshire Tea, today brought to you by the end of humanity as we know it.”😂
@hayokamikaze58962 жыл бұрын
Fortunately for Spiff, water-transmitted diseases tend to not be able to survive being boiled, so tea should be safe.
@piercelaw71654 жыл бұрын
Plague starts that effects tea, spiff “if I die, I die!”
@asbestosfish_4 жыл бұрын
This game makes Dark Souls look like Saints Row 3.
@levie82694 жыл бұрын
yeah you either have to get soft locked from victory by not getting to Greenland or get soft locked by Madagascar
@cerdi_994 жыл бұрын
@@levie8269 exactly why i always started on Madagascar
@ArtisChronicles4 жыл бұрын
@David Gibson I did that once. I should do it again. I almost failed that run
@QuadLamb4 жыл бұрын
Asbestos Fish plague inc isn’t tough in anyway...
@kingkongballs64073 жыл бұрын
My good fellow here consistently takes "save scumming" to an artistry level henceforth unseen. Jolly good show and congratulations, you've made a recognisable and enjoyable game out of cheating in games. Impressive.