An Impossible Game Vs A Pro Exploiter - Dungeon Clawler Is Perfectly Balanced

[@thespiffingbrit]

I'm taking the turn out of turn based combat 😎

[@Blitz_maniac]

Try glue balls + 1 transmuted magnet (anything not metal works) with another magnet(upgraded) Breaks the game physics

[@blablaproducties]

Its just based combat

[@LunaticCrusaderUrist]

I wonder if you'll ever play some of the games I like.

[@Omegaess]

Next time play the og strategy game chess I mean kreigsspeil

[@gmgunner]

Based.

[@eni1else]

So step one: “Potion seller! I require your strongest potions.”

[@alithanar8]

You cannot handle my strongest potions, no Spiff can!

[@NimonoSolenze]

@@alithanar8 MY POTIONS AREN'T FIT FOR A SPIFF, LET ALONE A MAN! YOU NEED A SELLER, THAT SELLS *WEAKER POTIONS!*

[@lightseekerdarkdevourer7635]

The tea potions are too powerful. Go find a coffee seller.

[@alreadydeveloper]

potion seller! you don't understand, I'm going to break games!

[@eni1else]

@@alreadydeveloper I’m going to break games and I need them If I’m going to be successful in the exploit.

[@DexTag]

Haha I was really hopingn to see that, love it :D

[@thespiffingbrit]

Hope you enjoyed it!

[@haabyalexis]

German madman spotted

[@sheepgamer-ns9ni]

I love you Dex

[@HashknightGaming]

My two favorite channels in one place holy sit

[@EsOne4200]

Nobody destroys this game like you, Dex

[@mikked01]

"We get paid in tea." Wait, Spiff PAYS his editors now?! How the mighty have fallen.

[@Isnogood12]

OBVIOUSLY Spiff forced the interns to say that. Now he has it on record for the next time he goes to Haag.

[@DBZVelena]

No, the AI voice got paid in tea.

[@loke6664]

Have you seen the work of interns who don't drink tea? It is not a pretty sight, what is the point of forcing people to work if they do an awful job?

[@aggravatedassaultduck]

Pathetic.

[@willcarpenter5546]

Nobody said spiff was the one providing the payment

[@mercenary-433]

Spiff showing us that once again, the most lethal weapon in the universe is mathematics. Good Job my man.

[@Isnogood12]

And this time he didnae even need an integer overflow!

[@johart309]

good maths helps you win, poor maths kills you. perfectly balanced

[@DubberRucks]

@johart309 - wonder if that's a lesson you can apply to your school homework. 🤔 😂

[@FireBladesGameing]

I wanna like but 420 likes dude.

[@zuzoscorner]

in the relam of qauntium there is no atoms, only math

[@notahotshot]

"A TV headed evil man" Code Bullet? 🤔

[@thespiffingbrit]

My goodness it must be! Only the most dastardly coder of pikmin would be an evil villain

[@12many4you]

he has broken free. RUN it makes sense only spiff could beat him

[@highmaintenance7879]

@@12many4you Would love to see a Code Bullet/Spiff crossover myself, but thats up to them.

[@Zaczac111]

@@12many4you That was just an AI version, one of many. CB will make his return in 3-9 months, don't worry.

[@doinic09]

TV man from skibi tolet???????

[@mattjones2887]

I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a paperclip, with a fucking paperclip.

[@Mehrunes86]

I used to be an office worker, just like you, but then i took a paperclip to the knee😄

[@frozenflame34]

Don’t forget the copious amount of drugs

[@wootwoot5414]

all before his turn ended

[@Not_interestEd-]

Did it involve somehow lodging the paperclip into a barstool and launching the paperclip at 143,752km/s due to shotty physics collisions?

[@invictus2336]

Keanu Reeves will be proud.

[@ShockRox]

Hey Spiff, Peglin got a big update since you last broke it, and with it came a relic known as the Spiffy Crit. It makes all your attacks apply an effect called Exploitaball to the target, making them weaker to crit damage! There's also an absolute sh*tload of other new stuff. Have fun! :) 4:36 precisely why people hate claw machines irl

[@kbingo5135]

That's amazing!

[@Achilleustiger]

I hope you get a cup of Yorkshire tea with this, Mr. Spiff

[@thespiffingbrit]

My goodness that's an incredibly generous donation. Thank you so much I shall enjoy many a cup of tea with this

[@sinkolon]

700 poşet falan alır heralde

[@gelatom5942]

@@thespiffingbrit Just a heads up that's in turkish lire so it's more like 15 pounds. A lot of people use vpns to access weaker currencies to make what appears to be very large donations (not saying this guy specifically did that of course but just a heads up as its a bit misleading intentionally or not)

[@SomeCowguy]

​@@gelatom5942Spiffing brit is infamous for market (and pickle) manipulation, i am certain he is aware

[@thespiffingbrit]

@@gelatom5942 it is still incredibly generous

[@LostCylon]

A dungeon crawler meets a dungeon cheater :) It's going to be a brutal smackdown, just NOT in the ways the game designers intended :p

[@jarrod752]

Do be fair, if you utilize the game mechanics, even not as intended, you're not cheating.

[@GokuSS400]

Mr Spiff I hereby award you this monetary medal of honor for having made my day amazing with your shenanigans.

[@mastercrafter101-minecraft5]

@thespiffingbrit this one is generous too

[@thespiffingbrit]

I appreciate the award! I wish you many a splendid day to come

[@TheGman0808]

Cuthulu: *I am death. I will destroy life of the known and unknown universe.* * Me with a pocket full of paperclips* sup bro Cuthulu: 👁️👄👁️

[@LAPCGames]

15:08 and if your name is François, you drink Café, are you even allowed here?

[@welltell.]

As a factionary game developer i have learnt from The spiff that any upgrades that have percentages % are to be avoided at all cost if creating a new game. Thanks a lot Spiff.

[@davcrav]

You can allow percentages. You just need to be careful. In this case, 5% of the new cost is the way to go, so the amount in terms of the base cost gets smaller. So the second bargain is 5% off the 95% price, or 90.25%. But 20 bargains would be 35.85%, not 0% under this system.

[@electricspider2267]

Clamp your values

[@Taolan8472]

Percentage buffs are fine, and honestly percentage buffs are what you *should* do if you intend to have an infinitely scaling game so that your players can feel powerful. You just need to plan for Spiifs.

[@kaltaron1284]

It's safer to use multiplicative modifiers than additive ones. At least for reductions. For bonuses OTOH...

[@lenlimbo]

The problem here is that it is an additive modifier. If it was multiplicative, it wouldn't reach 0 cost, ever. It would get really close, but the greater cost should offset that.

[@Saxophone_King]

You could've grabbed that strength potion if you had coffee this morning

[@thespiffingbrit]

Lies and slander

[@Whaxalotl]

Pathetic words.

[@matt92hun]

Plus coffee is literally a kind of strength potion.

[@little_bro_questions]

He didn’t get the strength potion because he was thinking of those darstardly coffee drinkers

[@NoahRobinett-jn5yr]

coffee is transferring your max health into temporary extra claws, tea just gives you more max health and some permanent strength

[@Chris_Sizemore]

Boss: Get this. There is this posh brit at the door saying he's got a paperclip with my name on it. The nerve of him. Me: I quit. I'm out. Boss: Hey! Get back here! Wot? You afraid of paperclips?

[@Alex_192.]

Boss: *dissolves*

[@sitford]

I’m gonna act like I watched the whole video. Wow cool video spiff

[@thespiffingbrit]

Thanks viewer

[@zxuiji]

4:57, since you called me out about it, how could you the "almighty being" make a mistake like that? :P

[@harryrodriguez9223]

Respect

[@Kazarus_Doom]

I do love that you put the little guy DEX as one of the people you've watched, because he did this exact build weeks back and it was brutal. Keep up the awesome work spiff.

[@Ghostghostghostghostghost]

Damn spiff can't pick up skooma

[@xanox2003]

Just so you know, My phone crashed as soon as I tapped on the video... Spiff's presence is too powerful

[@stillwaterbuilders3714]

5:03 If you drank coffee, that wouldn't have happened.

[@susannebraunecker6861]

@thespiffingbrit I found a complaining coffe drinker please remove him or replace his coffee with some YORKSHIRETEEGOLDEDITION!!!

[@DavidEdwards9801]

🤣🤣☕

[@danser_theplayer01]

Programming languages usually have a maximum safe number in them because of how floating point notation looses precision after some length. So about 40 strength potions will probably break the numbers and either overflow them into negative billions or for example in javascript you'd get +Infinity.

[@matsv201]

A lot of modetn games are programed in double floats and the that number is unresonable high

[@Sylfa]

This one isn't using float's at all but regular i32. Yes, not even unsigned. It tries to prevent overflow by having the flasks not work anymore, but there's a bug in the demo version. I'm not certain but I think it assumes each flask doubles the value so when you grab a triple potion you can overflow to negative. It then resets it to 0, and well. Bye, bye. Besides, the monsters health has exponential growth, so what looks like game breaking at floor 20 is barely staying alive at floor 65. And by then you can't survive a single hit from some of the enemies. And some others basically soft-lock the game by how many items they add to the claw machine. It goes down to a 1fps crawl while adding thousands of items.

[@thomgizziz]

unless the programmers are crap at their job that shouldnt happen.

[@Ze_eT]

@@thomgizziz Found the person with no programming experience.

[@ffaristocrat]

@@thomgizziz It's an early demo. I don't think they expected people to make builds that would survive long enough to reach the point where that enemy could cause a soft lock.

[@fish3340]

“Mostly slimes and beasies” so… french people

[@DubberRucks]

Carter Pewterschmidt: A good looking, depressed French guy is NOT a movie! And your sirens sound l...

[@narahin]

I have a feeling Spiffingbrit gives game developers more daily stress than the whole gaming comunity combined!

[@DubberRucks]

On the other hand at least Spiff shows you how borked your game truly is when you release it

[@SoraQuill]

Honestly half the reason i watch you spiff is because your narration just makes me happy. I was actually thinking recently “im feeling down lately… i think I need to hear spiff say ‘very jazzy indeed’”.

[@MarkReedUK]

The Spiffing Brit never makes "mistakes", he uses unexpected tactics to confuse the enemy by doing things that don't conform to his primary objective prior to accomplishing his original goal 🙂

[@Thiesi]

Replying so that your comment gets the recognition it deserves instead of the spam bot who stole it. (Yes, I reported it, but as we all know, KZbin hardly ever removes those spam comments.)

[@thzerovn1961]

i love how spiffing Brit just break the game by playing it casually with a plan

Spiffing: “I’ve being watching other KZbinrs…” My YT feed: “HAVE YOU WATCHED DEX?!”

[@jabcmw1]

Dex is amazing

[@TimmyTwo-Toes]

@@jabcmw1 ”flawless”

[@Autistic_AF]

A new Spiffing Brit video? When I’m sitting down with a fresh cup of tea? Brilliant! 🤩 💪 🖇️

[@PetraWiggin]

As an American, who discovered Spiff after she started drinking Yorkshire Tea, i can confirm that it is the best tea i have ever had.

[@ericb3157]

oh, that part about defeating Cthulhu with a paperclip reminded me of a VERY old Flash game called" the legend of Hiro": at the end, the villain says, "drat, a hero ALWAYS shows up to stop me! at least you've got a sword, the last guy had a cheese grater!" (actually i don't remember what he said, it was definitely something better suited for cooking than combat) also, that "AI voice" reminds me of several old videos with a program reading Reddit posts aloud, and it kept getting confused: when it saw "$50,000", it would say "fifty dollars...ZERO ZERO ZERO"!

[@WeirdPros]

Erases a boss with 10k health: "I am a god!" Meanwhile DangerouslyFunny with the GoldKnife build...

[@Zopeee]

The game at a certain point is just a pain to play, because of how long it takes, dex has/had reached the highst round(known atleast/anyone has reached), i think it was 400 something, the enemys had three rows of hp.

[@jabcmw1]

Dex blew away anything DangerouslyFunny three at the game

[@therealctrl]

Knowing spiff watches dangerously funny and blitz makes the world feel a little more complete

[@ethanbillig8511]

Clearly didn’t have enough tea! 5:03

[@mikelang4853]

Never underestimate the cunning of a Brit powered by Yorkshire “strong Brownian Motion producer”. Look where it got Arthur Dent. That’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.

[@5m4llP0X]

If you escape out of the game and go back into it you can restart the rng of the gumball machine.

[@GenJeFT]

I guess Clippy has returned for his inevitable revenge.

[@Twilian]

I would really like to see Spiff attempt to learn, then cheese Elden Ring

[@twofactor_]

fuck that would be great but it will take a lot of time

[@whitetailprince]

"if you take damage, you die" my vampire build with stacked berserker and junk jet, laughing.

[@furrymessiah]

Please note: the latest patch has nerfed the amount of the Bargain perk to 10, which means this exploit no longer exists. Cheers! :3

[@noah1535]

This is the demo version. The beta, a separate version joined from dev's discord, has the updates that nerf bargain

[@furrymessiah]

@@noah1535 Oh, I see! Thank you for the clarification

[@dweezil6969]

Would it be too much of a compromise to make a Bargain+ that allows 10 more stacks but it only comes available after level 40? Then you can still have fun if you want to.

[@MarcIrsai]

How fun to watch spiff Thanos snap his enemies with a paper clip

[@IronDino]

I love that you gave Dex a shoutout for this one. It was actually his video where he did this exact same thing (make everything free, stack Strength Potions and Paperclips) that had me follow his channel.

[@jabcmw1]

Dex is masterful at breaking games. He just doesn't have recognition yet

[@HillHomeGaming]

Spiff never disappoints. Mad Lad is a Genius.

[@DanielYadgaroff]

Spiffing Brit done pulled off Operation Paperclip in the game

[@DubberRucks]

Clippy became useful, FINALLY! Iykyk.

[@JoshuaVanderburg]

Good ol’ Spiff the Whiff, that’s what they call him!

[@jansenart0]

12:36 Floor Twenty. Nice.

[@emileliasz2616]

"well I dont even know how big that number is" perfect 😂

[@PossiblyAri]

YES OUR MASTER HAS UPLOADED A NEW... EXP... I mean DEFINITELY INTENDED GAMEPLAY THAT IS OVERPOWERED!!!

[@Gulyus]

Note to developers; when you have a discount perk or something that decreases bad things...don't stack additively, stack them multiplicatively. Otherwise you get *motions at video*

[@CanisDiRus314]

1:57 aren‘t those the same?

[@MonkeyBoy0918]

No

[@JudasBoB270]

Dex has been breaking this game for months. I can’t recommend enough!

[@viridianknight]

multiply my strength? how very "Ironclad" of you.

[@lynxgonbaza5922]

watching spiffing brit turned me, a coffee drinker, to a tea lover. I love spiffing brit.

[@MajorP77]

As an American whose family members date back to the American colonies, not all British things are bad. (Tea is good)

[@DaxSkrai]

Ayyyyy. Me too!

[@petertrudelljr]

Except for Lapsang Souchong (most of the tea that was dumped in the harbour)... I like the stuff, but my wife can't stand it.

[@bowxfire5275]

0:07 hey ive see all 4 of them. Also my prediction is that spiff makes a video like the one dex made where he uses claw to push stuff in without starting a turn.

[@bowxfire5275]

Hey I was right. The power of drinking coffee and tea from the same cup at the same time. 😌

[@Hunter57588]

I haven’t watched the video but I just wanted to comment just because.

[@hattsords9093]

4:40 spiff avoids yorkshire tea lol

[@4louisMC]

Congrats on 4mil subs!!!

[@jakelevinson7802]

There’s something really charming about the Brit using like really basic synergy and act like he’s been all mischievous :3

[@jakelevinson7802]

OK, so I didn’t realize I thought I watched the whole video nvm

[@RaccoonRecluse]

Someone defeating Chuthulu with a paperclip would be the most Lovecraftian thing tbh.

[@Osfolt]

"No, not the french people" ..... yet. We're coming for you sooner, or later. - The Spiting French

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

"Basically anything that gets in the way of me pulling more paperclips" immediately shreds a magnet that would've helped him pick up more paperclips... Spiff you absolute donut, lol

[@koganboss4874]

It's so nice to grab a cup of coffee and watch a crazy Brit breaking anything that isn't already broken 😂

[@StilltheAp0llyon]

4:37 Spiff plays like a coffee drinker

[@markhalver3391]

3:48 OMG! I own that EXACT pocket watch! I got it as a best man gift, it's very slick I never use it and it's in a drawer somewhere.

[@antwauneharris6663]

1:29 I don’t usually watch ads but that is too hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@Blue-bn8px]

A Dex AND a DangerouslyFunny cameo at the same time 0:11 what a good day

[@canadian_grim_reaper]

I love when Spiff plays a game that *I* could break because I know it's going to be EXTRA broken

[@Wolfrunner326]

Spiffing Brit whenever he sees an early access game (or any game in general): I must break you.

[@loganbarnes6441]

Wouldn't have missed that potion if you'd had a good ol' cup of Joe, coffee.

[@sontaylor1371]

Biffing Sprit has one weakness, he can’t pick up or digest any non tea beverages.

[@Proud-in-Ukrainian]

That unsuccessful attempt to grab the potion had me laugh so hard it almost made me spit-take my morning coffee 💅☕

[@Metylaner]

Me finishing the Video: "Time to like it" Spiff in the Background: "If you drink tea you like dthe Video" Me: "You Motherf*!" Not only destroyed he that game, he also tricked me into drinking Tea.

[@pixelheartlive841]

I would like to quote one of my favorite movies Field of Spiff , "If you build it, he will break it"

[@liampurvis]

Essentially used an orbital rail gun to fire a paperclip to destroy earth.. Completely balanced of course

[@jakobknudsen6864]

Starting with calm Undertale music and ending with Megalovania was a genius move

[@GamingStepByStep]

Spiff missed that strength potion like i miss the tea box everytime i make coffee in the morning

[@mrbanana7110]

spiff playing at the lowest game speed is making me physically insane

[@cryangallegos]

I've been binge watching this game for 2 days straight, this is EXACTLY what I wanted to see

[@Alex_192.]

Megalovania playing while Spiff says “I don’t think the game’s having a good time at the moment” proves that he is sans

[@nickgutierrez83]

Bert from Sesame Street has been quietly collecting paperclips, preparing for this moment, for over 50 years now. All hail King Bert!

[@genma200sj]

Somehow Spiff made a video game version of that story about how a guy made a bunch of trades starting with a paperclip and ending with a house.

[@Silverstiletto]

Thank you for having good audio levels. So many channels are getting quieter.

[@12many4you]

my coffee smells extra good when Spiff misses a strength potion.

[@KieranBarnbyAcoustic]

*sips coffee smugly as Spiff's strength remains theoretical*

[@Enclave.]

I'm glad game devs still see the value and perfect balance in stat multipliers.

[@Hawk013]

"What if I didn't want to buy the potion? What apout quests? All you can upgrade is stranth?"

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

This is a game that started as a name. "Dungeon- Claw.. er?" Done, do it. SHIP IT. Genius. That one gets a raise.

[@gingersaremad]

I spit out my mouthfull of coffee when he missed that strength potion. Something only a tea drinker would miss picking up.

[@SpencerBarrett1173]

It's a weird feeling to do this same thing months ago yourself and then watch spiff do it

[@Yamifreighter]

That strength potion. Was concentrated espresso. You have been converted Spiff.

[@MechbossBoogie]

Finally getting around to this. Going to play it on loop in the background while I make some Yorkshire Gold, then watch it proper when that's ready.

[@recondrone777_4]

I feel like that when spiff turns his sights to exploit a game that it’s almost like a declaration of war

[@GoreGutztheImpaler]

It's always funny when spiff shows an exploit that was removed from a game a week ago. Good jab.

[@Denamic]

He could actually handle the potion seller's most powerful potion

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

This man has amassed so much power that he is now able to violate the universal law of conservation of mass as he obliterates the very god particles that the dungeons enemies are made of.

[@Ronrussel]

Nothing is more enjoyable than a cold Saturday morning, comfy with a blanket on the couch and a new spiff video. Makes my morning coffee so much more enjoyable ❤

[@g2neWW]

“Yes that is perfectly balanced, wouldn’t you say so my enemies” Enemies: 💀

[@TR0NDAONE]

New lore has droped, spiff is canonically as old as god himself