Captain: Soldier I didn’t see you at the camouflage training. Soldier: thanks sir
@brock84825 жыл бұрын
Steven Paul jobs thats funny i like that joke hahahahahahahha
@patrickturner60825 жыл бұрын
Seymore Clevage, the clown who just wanted to see more cleavage...
@picklethebird13245 жыл бұрын
@@KenhelExcallius führer means leader not dictator
@KenhelExcallius5 жыл бұрын
Ik
@plopfl14075 жыл бұрын
Ruby Gamer King *Führer
@DIEGhostfish5 жыл бұрын
If Uriel Septim was seeing Seymour in his dreams I think death is a mercy.
@DIEGhostfish5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Actually wait, I've heard people say the Afterlife in Elder Scrolls is called the Dreamsleeve for a reason, so uh maybe it's not such a sweet release.
@terreliv5 жыл бұрын
You assume he sees him at all.
@mumin845 жыл бұрын
He kinda looks like constipated Louis de Funès.
@ancapftw91135 жыл бұрын
One of the Daedra lords must have been trying to break him through his dreams.
@calviincalifornia40485 жыл бұрын
i usually see monica belluci..
@deepseavalkyrie5595 жыл бұрын
How to break Oblivion: 1) Start up game 2) It's broken
@mmmmfriedchildren38105 жыл бұрын
No just touch the console/PC and it breaks
@squeaky44545 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: steals 15 coins from Doran Doran: what did it cost Spiffing Brit: everything
@liamdrinkswater53345 жыл бұрын
Matthew Stratman BROTHER!
@deepseavalkyrie5595 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Stratman Thank you for your constructive criticism! I'll be sure to incorporate your advice if I ever decide to tailor my humor for over-analytical types in the future! :)
@deepseavalkyrie5595 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Stratman My apologies, thank you for showing me the most excellent way, sensei.
@samuelfreeman2452 Жыл бұрын
You know, despite the fact that Uriel Septim dies so quick, Patrick Stewart once suggested that he's never been given more material to work from for a voice acting gig, and he absolutely loved it. It was something like 90 pages of back story and character profiling.
@efulmer8675 Жыл бұрын
Patrick Stewart is amazing. You could give him an unfinished book series to read and he would capture the unwritten 5 books so well the author would use Stewart as the character template to write them.
@JonathanSwearingen6 ай бұрын
In my opinion Uriel Septim the seventh is the best in oblivion
@Berndwilhelm-WH5 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this and my friend uttering the greatest words to ever come out of his mouth "How are you playing as a horse?".
@vornamenachname27275 жыл бұрын
Tell me your secrets, o horsen one
@PsionicMonk4 жыл бұрын
@@vornamenachname2727 Neigh
@whynottalklikeapirat4 жыл бұрын
@@PsionicMonk All you neigh-sayers ... :(
@DavidGalvanwiz4 жыл бұрын
How?
@daemonic13174 жыл бұрын
So i'm guessing you where khajiit?
@bigshrimp69145 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Spends 5 minutes on character creation Also Spiff: Plays the entirety of the game invisible.
@lantosrevial88465 жыл бұрын
Most people I know would have spent 40 minutes on character creation and played every side quest before going through the main story, all of that in first person ._.
@PrivateSlacker5 жыл бұрын
When you look like us, invisibility is an improvement!
@oxocube80555 жыл бұрын
@Maintenance Renegade Not true! Seymore Clevarge is a truely handsome adonis!
@ultris075 жыл бұрын
You forgot he said Yeet of all things XD
@Grimmwoldds5 жыл бұрын
@Maintenance Renegade Sometimes I wonder. Have the designers at Bethesda ever seen a real human being? Because this is more like an evolution of the original Populous "raise/lower" land spell, just with many sliders.
@Karagianis5 жыл бұрын
How to break essential characters (unkillable npcs) 1) Get a mage hood or other item of 0 weight clothing. 2) Enchant it with constant effect damage health on self. 3) Sneak up on unkilable npc and attempt pickpocket. If you don't get caught take nothing, but take your enchanted hood and place it into their inventory. 4) Wait until the next day, their AI should evaluate whet they put on when they wake up in the morning, since the mage hood is enchanted and most npcs do not have anything on their head they will go "OOH, this is a nice hat!" and put it on! 5) Watch as npc now has Nacolepsy as the hood's health drain keeps knocking them out and rag dolling them every few seconds!
@evilbarrels25065 жыл бұрын
I love you, I need to try this.
@metalcorpse64275 жыл бұрын
I want to know who thought of this first haha
@LeuvahkTrigger5 жыл бұрын
You are a glorious asshole!
@Karagianis5 жыл бұрын
I forget where I heard it from originally. Just be careful as some essential characters become killable when you start a certain quest involving them, and unless the quest is to kill them if they're still wearing the cursed hood you'll auto fail.
@budgetcoinhunter3 жыл бұрын
Works better with Damage Stamina. They don't even take damage, which can be a good idea to completely incapacitate an essential character.
@TheDirtyShaman4 жыл бұрын
I think I finally understand why Spiffing just can't help himself to create a massive amount of wealth in every game. It's the influence of the queen commanding him to exploit the economy of every new piece of land he discovers.
@burningoldsage40122 жыл бұрын
Hey! Leave Johnny Weir out of this.
@TheMaelstrom5 жыл бұрын
I did a 100% chameleon character. His Gloves were named the "Gauntlets of Guiltless Groping"
@ahegaomyeggo57735 жыл бұрын
Lol ok then
@ShatteredClique5 жыл бұрын
That is too fucking good 😂😂
@seannoel86155 жыл бұрын
Gods I wish I could like that twice, once for the alliteration and again for the hilarious mental image it conjures up.
@MezzoForte45 жыл бұрын
@@seannoel8615 I'll like it for you. I like the alliteration as well :)
@Quicksilver_Cookie5 жыл бұрын
You did nothing wrong.
@notadog47625 жыл бұрын
for bethsada glitches are not glitches but a game feature and mechanic
@dovalist66375 жыл бұрын
Honestly there comes a point where you just don't know wich it is
@kurtmayer20415 жыл бұрын
no you don't understand: it's not a bug, it's a feature
@Setsuraful5 жыл бұрын
bugs and glitches become features and mechanics when the developer is too mediocre and lazy to fix them.
@jsmth995 жыл бұрын
Unless you are Blizzard and you made SC1 which becomes a cultural fenomenon lasting decades, in which case, bugs are features
@simonorourke44655 жыл бұрын
It almost reminds me of the way developers used to intentionally put cheat codes in games that sometimes unlocked ways to break the game, such as invincibility, infinite ammo, lvl select or infinite stealth. Glitches like these are like an unintentional version of a cheat code, they were never meant to exist unlike cheat codes but they sometimes function in a similar way. I do wanna clarify though that Bethesda really should get better at weeding out there many glitches they can and have been game breaking in many ways, and the studio should really know better. But minor glitches like this are kinda fun, and I did use this exact exploit myself to have dome gun on a new save file after finishing the game properly.
@filipwolffs5 жыл бұрын
"Are you sure you want to be a Nord?" *Looks at character.* Is that really the question you should be asking here game?
@bowlerexrs37705 жыл бұрын
I spit my mezzo Mix. All i got to say 😂
@pancakerzzz5 жыл бұрын
kind of ironic calling him Seymore. See More
@thegrimone98995 жыл бұрын
The question is: Why so Serious?
@paulgoogol26522 жыл бұрын
"Of course!" *Game shows a mirror* "Abortion please"
@HeisBeppo2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching my mom play this game back when I was a kid, and she did the full chameleon build. It was neat seeing her go around, able to walk right up to any enemy and not have them do anything.
@anakinGTI2 жыл бұрын
Your mom is the coolest mom ever
@doma7956 Жыл бұрын
@@anakinGTI Meanwhile, everyone's dad ever played this game and was seen as a bum.
@sfurules Жыл бұрын
@@doma7956 naw..not anymore my dude. I am 43 and play games with my kids all the time. It's a genuine way to spend time with people now. Though I guess...this isn't a multiplayer game
@PIOVRAME Жыл бұрын
@@doma7956 they're chads in my book
@adelfthewave977 Жыл бұрын
In my case it was my older brother back in the day i was innocent ans just amazed because i could play an argonian instead of a human lmao. I vividly remember picking this race juste because i could breath under water...
@Jimboola5 жыл бұрын
Even better than getting 100% Chameleon in Oblivion is getting 100%+ damage deflection. So you just rush up to critters and let them melee themselves to death on you. Hard to get all the stuff but totally OP. 🤔
@xdragoonzero05 жыл бұрын
Even better than that is 100% Damage Reflection and 100% Magic Absorption. You can only hurt by Arrows and fall damage.
@Jimboola5 жыл бұрын
@@xdragoonzero0 True, but THAT takes a hell of a lot of time, effort & luck! 🍀
@brotherjauffre49235 жыл бұрын
Help I'm trapped in the internet
@mazz26225 жыл бұрын
Except when you have the power of console commands.
@luthorkellar5 жыл бұрын
@@brotherjauffre4923your not trapped if your into to it.. welcome to the matrix
@outlawkaz67155 жыл бұрын
100% damage reflect is also funny when everyone kills themselves trying to kill you.
@cptkaiser18415 жыл бұрын
Ya i did a run with 140% chameleon but kept getting wrecked by clanfears since they had reflect.
@Raynedog005 жыл бұрын
You gotta be careful though. I perma-enchanted 90% reflect damage on my character when I was playing on xbox years ago and then tried to do the daedric quest for molag bal where you let the old guardsman kill you. It took me literally 3 hours of letting him hit me one time and then dodging his attacks while I desperately tried to hit him with my minor heal other spell 4 times. I used the suicide ring you get at the end of the blackwater company quest line to knock my health down to a sliver otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do the stupid quest. Ah memories. 1100 hours on xbox and probably another 200 on PC playing that game. Never even bothered with mods.
@Weldedhodag5 жыл бұрын
@@Raynedog00 you should bother with mods now if you want to breath new life into oblivion
@bobscarpa60615 жыл бұрын
Wyr is wwwwwwwwwwaaawww g
@MmeHyraelle5 жыл бұрын
I had an amulet of reflect at like 25% and an other gear absorbing damage as much, standing in front of enemy and wait was fun.
@eneco39655 жыл бұрын
>100% Camelion >not calling them 100% Chamomile Do you even drink tea?
@RubyDoobieScoo5 жыл бұрын
Unsubscribed
@Agent81325 жыл бұрын
He only drinks tea He only eats solidified tea
@LowryYT5 жыл бұрын
What
@Hickabooboo5 жыл бұрын
Chamomile tea isnt real tea, it's a punishment to your taste buds.
@gordonramsdale5 жыл бұрын
Kill the heretic camomile drinker
@paradoxlaboratories80054 жыл бұрын
“Look at him, he’s just so happy. He’s in a little jail cell so he doesn’t really know what to do. But he is happy.”
@kakarot8474 жыл бұрын
I don't get why comments like this where they just quote what the KZbinr says get so many likes
@yvandegeus24293 жыл бұрын
Sisyphus' Jail Cell
@Dovah_Slayer4 ай бұрын
Dogs be like
@firockfinion33265 жыл бұрын
>steals 1 million gold >only has to pay 750 in return >keeps the rest of the stolen gold Oh, I see Seymour must be an American CEO.
@nigelnightmare41605 жыл бұрын
Head of "Bethesda" actually. ;-)
@usern4metak3ns5 жыл бұрын
or a Murican cough cough President...
@TheReaverOfDarkness5 жыл бұрын
Actually I think it's the guards who are American.
@NotASovietSpy15 жыл бұрын
s t o n k s
@koldwarSumpsing5 жыл бұрын
Firock Finion lmao
@madcombeel5 жыл бұрын
Seymour paralyzing people and stealing their money like Cardi B seems oddly fitting for someone with that- twisted, manic, grin XD
@currently_In_stealth_behind_u5 жыл бұрын
XD
@zelg.55515 жыл бұрын
"Show on this straw doll where he touched you."
@Dovah_Slayer4 ай бұрын
I'm going to rename the lover to Cardi B now
@theperson101ful5 жыл бұрын
100% Chameleon was an exploit I found naturally, was so proud of myself, the game was literally a walk through at that point :P
@HarryCochrane1114 жыл бұрын
I found it naturally when playing too, along with using the duplication glitch. I had a suit of armour with 100% chameleon and then another one with 110% reflect damage and 100% resist/reflect magic
@rkproductions55604 жыл бұрын
Yeah I did this. I got to level 20 and the sigil stones are max after that. 5 x 20% chameleon. Smashed the thieves guild and dark brotherhood and had to change. Way too OP
@andrewarmstrong38684 жыл бұрын
Same
@angelopalmieri4344 жыл бұрын
Exactly,got it as my first sigil stone and naturally after that I tested it to see of I reloaded the save if the stone would change and it did. So 4 oblivion gates later I had 100 percent chameleon no problem.
@Kakuretaka4 жыл бұрын
It is why Chameleon was removed in Skyrim
@bogers88394 жыл бұрын
This is the third time i've rewatched this video and i actually feel stupid that i never got the joke about his name before...see more clevage......well played spiff, well played
@dmas77494 жыл бұрын
same
@achtsekundenfurz78764 жыл бұрын
Just for the record, I was Septimus Prime, Sir Killalot in another game, and Flekrad in yet another. Let there be a Silly Charnames thread!
Well, Seymore's an odd fellow, but I must say - he steams a good ham!
@harryjoe8605 жыл бұрын
Arved Bohn He flashes a good bolt
@jaden_korr41223 жыл бұрын
I loved Oblivion and the custom spell crafting. My greatest achievement was “Water Horse” which was Water Walking on Touch for 1 minute. The Imperial Legion hated me when I was ransacking the Imperial City. 🤣 I’d steal everything I could and then run for the Waterfront District. I’d then ride my horse at full speed across Lake Romar and the legionaries could only shout and swim very slowly.
@codysellers41513 жыл бұрын
magic in Oblivion and Morrowind is leagues above Skyrim's imo, to the point its kind of depressing. The lack of custom spellmaking plays a big part. Skyrim's magic is not as free and maleable, which limits what you can do with magic.
@wolfetteplays88943 жыл бұрын
@@codysellers4151 it’s because spell creation was far too broken and they didn’t want people breaking Skyrim as easily… still though, I hope they bring it back for ES6
@linzobomalin2 жыл бұрын
@@codysellers4151 And the same goes for Arena and Daggerfall, that's here from the start but they throw that, sadly. (and Morrowind and Oblivion allow you to make only spell you had, that's not the case on Arena and Daggerfall when you can make a lot of shit, especially with the scale level systeme to spell in Arena, that's really broken)
@junkoenoshima67562 жыл бұрын
Oblivion is truly a sandbox experience While skyrim is just a mid-evil fantasy exploration game with no cool mechanics apart from the mod compatibility
@evan59352 жыл бұрын
Jaden_korr when attempting to flee the city: **perpetual doppler effect of "Stop right there criminal scum"**
@cdgames693 жыл бұрын
I genuinely think "It's a Bethesda game" is a better representation of this games stability than "this game is about as stable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake"
@Pisolithus2 жыл бұрын
Just saying Bethesda three times causes the laws of the universe to invert and the sun to implode. Then the solar system crashes and reloads to the last save.
@mischiefcal2 жыл бұрын
@@Pisolithus "sorry, boss, but the last reload had my only pair of shoes clipping into the ground. couldn't pull them out without taking damage, so I'm calling out until you say Bethesda 3 times through the megaphone to force another reload. maybe that'd fix them."
@molassesman40662 жыл бұрын
@@mischiefcal "boss, sorry I can't come to work, infact i cant go home either, someguy touched a cart at such a spot that he died and now the cart is clipping into my car, luckily the space update was never made as im somehere orbiting mars now, imma go find out if any other planets are habitable."
@Hollandvancewright Жыл бұрын
@@molassesman4066 “sorry boss I can’t come in today, when I was locking my front door I got stuck in the menu, so I reloaded my save and the door was missing. I’m at Home Depot getting a new door, but all the checkout NPC’s are stuck in a dialogue loop with each other and I’m not able to activate them”
@uljk56995 жыл бұрын
Dorian went completely paralyzed from kiss of 89 year old hideous Nord.
@Santiago-Farrell5 жыл бұрын
It was so gross he was paralyzed
@edgarcardiffscpreadermemes3665 жыл бұрын
"Local Nord steals gold from man with a k e s s"
@ezioauditoredafirenze59785 жыл бұрын
No, Clevarge's chin stabbed the man and paralyzed him.
@somedood075 жыл бұрын
h-hideous? Seymour is absolutely...captivating
@meemosteeno51215 жыл бұрын
he was lovestruck, not disgusted
@khala19535 жыл бұрын
In Bethesda games, broken glitches are a feature, not a bug. Goes well with a Ceylon cold brewed tea, though.
@Swordkiller556235 жыл бұрын
so what do you call Fallout 76?
@_solaris_40575 жыл бұрын
@@Swordkiller55623 broken game..
@clonecam117thefilthycasual65 жыл бұрын
These kind of excuses lead to things like Fallout 76
@Daisieheart5 жыл бұрын
no fallout 76 isn't glitched it is full on broken. Bugs that still allow you to play the game are fine but bugs that stop all game play is fallout 76
@FRD3575 жыл бұрын
It just works
@hiiambarney44894 жыл бұрын
I love how Seymore went from being a normal old dude to a caricature of Winston Churchill to a caricature of the joker played by Jack nicholson really quick.
@CMDR-Cody4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard. To this day Oblivion is my most played game of all time. I have such fond memories of trying to help contribute to the UESP Wiki and discovering all of the different ways you can break the game was so much fun.
@LunaTheKitsune1155 жыл бұрын
Seymore out here looking like a Payday 2 mask.
@opfolf4 жыл бұрын
Omfg 🤣
@mayahinnefeld85644 жыл бұрын
👌🏻
@opfolf4 жыл бұрын
@@mayahinnefeld8564 😂😂😂😂😂
@missingindy4 жыл бұрын
Zrimith Maniac I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
@SirJoe-qk3un4 жыл бұрын
Damn it you beat me to it
@skullgirl83635 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "I CAN MAKE A MONSTER!" Me: "Just another oblivion playthrough then i suppose?"
@DominusTheOne5 жыл бұрын
IKR?! xD
@joelharrison46545 жыл бұрын
Dark souls vibes
@TXFDA5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile I'm over here trying my damndest to make a relatively normal looking character. I managed to get a Dark Elf to actually look like a normal person, which was nice. I was trying to copy my Inquisition character.
@Dovah_Slayer4 ай бұрын
I personally use OCOv2 turn those beasts into beauties
@nicholasjohnstone78235 жыл бұрын
Spends ages creating the perfect character and then makes him completepy invisible. Very nice
@animusharmony90925 жыл бұрын
I'm going to dump tea in a harbour now
@nazzeem_43885 жыл бұрын
@@animusharmony9092 Nooooooooooooo
@animusharmony90925 жыл бұрын
FUCK THE ENGLISH I ALREADY DUMPED IT
@weedwizard63065 жыл бұрын
@@animusharmony9092 YEAH DUMP THAT TEA
@DropsOfMars Жыл бұрын
It goes to show how consistent his content is that I thought this was a new video until I saw Seymour and realized this video is 3 years old.
@Tera_Hai Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@pinkfloyder2990 Жыл бұрын
I am also here
@purple3018 Жыл бұрын
Yeah lol his videos are exactly the same, just better
@thewhiteviking Жыл бұрын
I know! I just came here from the new one
@cameronpowell8756 Жыл бұрын
I’m late to this reply but fr this dudes consistent
@timothyoswald86185 жыл бұрын
Oblivion has the most life-devouring character creator of all. The abominations possible are endless...
@ketomousketo33454 жыл бұрын
It is actually difficult to make a good looking character,
@darksaiyan78653 жыл бұрын
Is there a reddit for the horrifying characters created in oblivion if not someone should make it a reality
@jaden_korr41223 жыл бұрын
I made a Tomato once. He was a bright red Breton with hair as green as summer leaves. Good times 😅
@Crimson_Sun24863 жыл бұрын
@@jaden_korr4122 so you made Tomato Gaming Noice
@codysellers41513 жыл бұрын
@@darksaiyan7865 saw a picture of a fish dunmer someone made.
@darthmortem9935 жыл бұрын
You can get a sigil stone that reflects damage and if you get full 100% you take 0 damage and reflect everything
@Mabra515 жыл бұрын
Sigil stones are broken.
@GodDangOl5 жыл бұрын
Mabra Sigil stones aren’t broken, the game mechanics are. You don’t need sigil stones to do this, you can just use the normal enchantment system.
@Oxxyjoe5 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that you can totally and legitimately train pickpocket to about level 80, and then any time you buy anything in the game, steal your money back. Including paying for training. Including training for, say, pickpocketing.
@RangerKun5 жыл бұрын
@@GodDangOl it's kind of difficult to get reflect damage as an enchantment. I think you have to pick a certain star sign.
@marroon82205 жыл бұрын
@@GodDangOl Sigil stones are game mechanics. ergo, sigil stones = broken.
@sirasc5 жыл бұрын
So this is the 'Invisible Hand of the Free Market' I've heard so much about.
@bettertelevision9685 жыл бұрын
yes welckme to invisible hand guild
@goodby05 жыл бұрын
came here for this comment
@Watersolo4 жыл бұрын
Marx verifies
@maximaldinotrap5 жыл бұрын
Seymour Clevarge: **Goes to sleep** Dark Brotherhood: Hello there Seymour: HOW THE F**K DID YOU FIND ME?
@laurajean89354 жыл бұрын
Lucien Lachance: You sleep rather soundly f- Lucien Lachance: ?? Seymour Clevarge: *laughs in hidden*
@andrewsparrow39414 жыл бұрын
No it's oh hello there
@boldone663 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsparrow3941proceeded with "General Kenobi!"
@gompwomp35455 жыл бұрын
Seymour being an accountant is some convincing lore for this character
@Traiden5 жыл бұрын
Did I click on a Monster Factory video by mistake? Ah, Oblivion, you beautiful masterpiece of a game, may you forever grace the halls of my computer's hard drive.
@ZenoDovahkiin5 жыл бұрын
Picks a fantasy-scandinavian. Sees a bunch of fantasy-Italians. Wonders why he seems tall.
@clipboss80525 жыл бұрын
It's because he is Dutch LOL!!!
@akai49425 жыл бұрын
Hi Italian descendant here 193 cm (like 6'4 in imperial system) ITALIAN STRONK
@cliftonmiller79675 жыл бұрын
@@akai4942Big difference between Calabria and Milan I'm told
@ventexovakon21785 жыл бұрын
@@akai4942 HOLY VANCULLO
@Dovah_Slayer4 ай бұрын
Yeah nords and high elves are the tallest races
@CthulhuianBunny4 жыл бұрын
Brynjolf: "Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lad?" Seymore: "Nope!!"
@efulmer8675 Жыл бұрын
Me, having honestly earned every single penny: "I'm sorry what? Are you calling me a thief?! Well I'd be insulted, but since you honestly think I'd be good at it..."
@NightfallShadow5 жыл бұрын
I put at least 700 hours in oblivion. My favorite thing was maxing my acrobatics, wearing the heels of spring heel jack , standing on a certain stone circular pillar in the main city and boosting my acrobatics with magic and then jumping over the castle walls to walk around on a bunch of nothing.
@zybch5 жыл бұрын
You can do the same without skills or items from Anvil.
@NightfallShadow5 жыл бұрын
@@zybch oh really? I never knew that.
@sadmeat89375 жыл бұрын
drop paintbrushes and they stay in the air. jump in it and droo more. free bridges.
@NightfallShadow5 жыл бұрын
@@sadmeat8937 See, I always tried that but I was never good at doing that. I always fell off all the time.
@NightfallShadow5 жыл бұрын
@Morphic c One can only hope.
@Tempusmon4 жыл бұрын
My first time playing Oblivion I made a magic focused character whom I leveled in such a way he was useless in combat, one shot on him was most of his health one shot from him was laughable. Then I discovered the spell crafting station and Chameleon, he spent the rest of the game invisible and always had an extra touch based chameleon spell for escort quests.
@klack1l3 жыл бұрын
13:43 gold glitch 17:45 dupe glitch start find calendial the dupe glitch begins 18:58 20:15 how to get sigils stone 22:05 when paintbrushes fly
@kai2dazed2 жыл бұрын
thanks
@lotsaspaghetticodejr.64883 жыл бұрын
My favorite weapon in the game. Ebony Bow (beautiful) 100% weakness to magika for 3 seconds 100% weakness to fire for 1 second 3 points of fire damage for 1 second Soul trap for 3 seconds On the hardest difficulty possible at maximum level, the only creature to survive more than 2 shots is the Ogre in that mountain pass for the one quest. 100% weakness to magika turns 100% weakness to fire into 10,000% weakness to fire 10,000% weakness to fire turn 3 damage into 30,000 damage
@pessinieminen43412 жыл бұрын
Sorry to burst your bubble but 3x10000% is only 300. Still a ton though
@kostyavorobyov9652 жыл бұрын
Well, no. First of all, you should learn some math. +100% is effectively x2 so the final modifier would be x2x2=x4 giving only 12 damage. Second of all, the whole system does not work. It worked in Morrowind but in Oblivion weaknesses do not apply to the damage of the same spell or enchanting. At the end you get 3 damage with the first shot, then fire weakness runs off cuz it's too short and you get 6 damage on the second shot due to magic weakness.
@danielturner18912 жыл бұрын
@@kostyavorobyov965 assume..
@skilletborne Жыл бұрын
@@kostyavorobyov965 I mean, it sounds like what they did worked Their math is bad, but clearly it still functioned
@NoManLP5 жыл бұрын
GO VAMPIRE WITH OVER 100% FIRE RESIST. THE SUN WILL HEAL YOU! XD I LOVE OBLIVION
@AmierAzzeal5 жыл бұрын
I didnt know that exploit. Personally i always used the over 100 percent chamelian.
@DisKorruptd5 жыл бұрын
Plant mode ACTIVATE!
5 жыл бұрын
Got a few hundred hours in that game and I didn't know this, why?
@NoManLP5 жыл бұрын
@ Glad to show you something new :D
@NoManLP5 жыл бұрын
@@AmierAzzeal I gotta say, Enchament itself is the biggest exploit lmao I love invisibility exploit as well. Oblivion is incredibly fun to break and fool around with.
@iangrapes66595 жыл бұрын
He's definitely gonna use a duping glitch now the question is which one
@NzAviator5 жыл бұрын
I had one build with 95% reflect damage and 90% reflect magic. Just walk up to enemies and let them kill themselves.
He when from red foreman to the old dude from courage the cowardly dog
@liquidsleepgames36615 жыл бұрын
@@joequade3439 red forman is from that 70s show the guy you are thinking of is eustace bagge
@TheBIadesman5 жыл бұрын
Reflect damage build is probably my favourite in the game, it's incredibly powerful but not broken like 100% chameleon lmao
@MrNoochie73122 жыл бұрын
Love this glitch! A couple tips though. The sigil stone levels to your character (ie. Level 4-8 chameleon is only 15%, 9-12 is 20%). Also, the Dorian glitch doesn't work if you're 100% invisible (after 5 trial and error sessions!)...just strip naked before the 'lovers kiss' or poisoning him👍
@dancincoolkid2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that oblivion levelling system lmao 😆🙄
@tacticalbondsh5 жыл бұрын
It's easy to talk shit about this game but honestly it's one of my favorites
@DrPacman4 жыл бұрын
It had more substance and interesting quests than skyrim aswell
@Jamesmac774 жыл бұрын
It has a charm to it, I remember how ambitious this game was
@JEREMIAH-19943 жыл бұрын
Facts .best one and my fav
@MuradBeybalaev5 жыл бұрын
I'll let you in on a little secret: The slider in character creation can be set *inbetween* the two extremes.
@Karrato5 жыл бұрын
Murad Beybalaev IT CAN WHAT?!?!?
@gatordragon61405 жыл бұрын
i dont know what this strange foreign word inbetween means would you enlighten me lol
@17joren5 жыл бұрын
Boooooorinngggggg
@THEPELADOMASTER5 жыл бұрын
Preposterous...
@dodojesus45295 жыл бұрын
LIIEEEEEES!! When will the LIEES end?
@beagle49325 жыл бұрын
The most powerful exploit in oblivion is to access the spell maker. Create a spell that does dps instead of just damage. Make the spell's damage last for only 0.1 seconds, makes it insanely cheap. Make it max damage. I'd say about 4000. You now have a death ray for low mana and low money.
@reesetorwad83465 жыл бұрын
How do you get to the spellmaker without doing all th apprentice quests? SOME of which are admittedly quite fun.
@rockhardcelery12145 жыл бұрын
@@reesetorwad8346 u don't
@nyxionn5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you talking about? You can't do that using the vanilla spellmaking system. You can spell stack with weakness spells, but that's it.
@scottdouglass23 жыл бұрын
I remember creating a 100% chameleon spell and trying to figure out why people could see me when I wasn't crouched. Mostly I used -100% resistance spells and direct damage spells. That killed almost every enemy in the game in 2 spells.
@apocalypticpioneers21165 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I remember doing this in Oblivion. This is why they removed Chameleon from Skyrim
@RedGallardo5 жыл бұрын
They also fixed it in Oblivion. Like 5% per enchantment now, so you can't have it permanent. Still you can cast 100% for 15 sec and do shit uncaught =D But yeah, as if Paralyze wasn't imba enough. Illusion is OP in Oblivion. And to compensate it they made Illusion a fart in Skyrim.
@balazsmejzer42135 жыл бұрын
@@RedGallardo there are sigil stones which give like 25-30% chameleon + etuscheon of chorrol gives like 30% and ring of khajiti is 30%ish as well
@goreobsessed23085 жыл бұрын
I don't get that honestly the only fun in aagic character is finding these kinds of things otherwhise your just an Archer with extra steps
@greyfade5 жыл бұрын
That's why they also added the restoration loop to Skyrim. :)
@FireClockWork__5 жыл бұрын
Dorian: *Gets kissed by the handsome Seymour Clevage* "I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me."
@MrSignman655 жыл бұрын
This man did not throw away his shot.
@nerdykiwi9814 жыл бұрын
Is that... a Hamilton reference???
@RayneNotFound14 жыл бұрын
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RayneNotFound14 жыл бұрын
@@nerdykiwi981 very much so lol
@HaylaSanguina5 жыл бұрын
Invisibility + frenzy spell + any walled city with a lot of people Free loot
@readmarx4205 жыл бұрын
Just paralyze Dorian and infinitely collect money
@DudeTheMighty5 жыл бұрын
@@readmarx420 Where's the fun in that?
@readmarx4205 жыл бұрын
@@DudeTheMighty purely utility. I paralyzed him, got an ass of money, and I didnt have an autoclicker because I was on 360. Just quested and did whatever I wanted from then on. Only ever spent money on spells. Made it my mission to gather all of them.
@anthonybottigliero83364 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest exploits is changing the temporary "bound" items into permanent items. They're all the equivalent of Daedric items, but have zero weigh. Better yet, the armor counts as light armor (Daedric Armor is the best level of heavy armor).
@hqlw13463 жыл бұрын
I know this was 5 months ago, but just in case someone is reading this, to do the glitch, all you need to do is: 1: Cast any bound spell (weapon, or armor) 2: get it broken enough that you are able to repair it with a repair hammer 3: repair it 4: repairing it will trick the game into thinking you can drop it, so after repairing the armor/weapon, just drop it 5: after dropping it, wait until the timer for the spell to wear off 6: pick it up after the timer goes away and you will have permanent bound items
@MrGrey-ki7tn3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, super-POG
@metaparalysis34413 жыл бұрын
@@hqlw1346 Hint: use the amulet of disintegration if you have it ;D
@Crimson_Sun24863 жыл бұрын
Only the chest and pants count as heavy armor, all the rest is light Idk why, but that always kinda bugs me
@ForbiddenLinks2 жыл бұрын
Omg
@fluffy76365 жыл бұрын
"Paintbrushes are unique little critters." -TheSpiffing Brit
@ethans54785 жыл бұрын
eyes: allow us to see spiff: GET RID OF THEM
@kooolainebulger81175 жыл бұрын
6:00 Y O U W I L L N E V E R E S C A P E S E Y M O R E C L E V A R G E
@shaynehughes22425 жыл бұрын
Provost Willem would be most displeased
@Zakading5 жыл бұрын
Truly makes me feel like a real veteran to have done the 120% invisibility and various infinite gold glitches a whole decade ago already.
@herrikudo5 жыл бұрын
And yet im still finding new shit 2000+ hours into the game lol Coolest one ive found is a hidden quest in the skingrad house
@chrisfox57753 жыл бұрын
My favourite memories of oblivion were standing upon a hill and duplicating thousands of potions and watching them roll down the hill like a river hahahhaa
@logoc82505 жыл бұрын
"Are you sure you want to be a nord" Skyrim belongs to the nords!
@clappingslapper63494 жыл бұрын
wait a second, you sir have found yourself in the wrong game! this is oblivion, not skyrim!
@logoc82504 жыл бұрын
@@clappingslapper6349 need i repeat myself!
@whynottalklikeapirat4 жыл бұрын
In truth - Skyrim belongs to the nerds ...
@logoc82504 жыл бұрын
@@whynottalklikeapirat and the nerds will keep it
@whynottalklikeapirat4 жыл бұрын
@@logoc8250 I know. Nerds are fierce and passionate.
@SpecShadow5 жыл бұрын
Arx Fatalis is perfectly balanced game bonus point for no magic I dare you 22:45 it's like Deus Ex LAMs climbing (another game worth exploiting)
@goliver99915 жыл бұрын
wait, you can climb LAMs ?
@soveda31965 жыл бұрын
Mr.Halogames mll Plllplplllpl
@SpecShadow5 жыл бұрын
@@goliver9991 yes, you put them on the wall in skew line, pick old ones and jump from one to another, you can get anywhere in the game. IlliterateChild (rip) used that method a lot and he pretty much recorded all glitches and bugs in this game, sadly all text were gone with YT annotation shut down...
@numberslettersstuff5 жыл бұрын
Although I drink the abominable nectar of the bean, I salute the great tea Lord. The content is testament to the effects of prolonged exposure to tea. I am intrigued. Tea based excellence is very appealing.
@kyleh11273 жыл бұрын
I did this exact thing, albeit in a much more legitimate manner (ie opened up the mages guild and manually enchanted the stuff myself with black soul gems). With the sneak bonus I literally could one-shot everything in the game. The only issue I had was the final quest, because you're supposed to escort Martin through hordes of dremora and nobody can see you so the baddies beeline for martin and martin just blows right past you to fight them so he kept jumping in front of my strikes and I'd kill him instantly by accident and if I tried to get ahead the baddies would spawn behind me and kill him. I literally had to spam the hell out of the autosave key and reload every 3 inches of progress.
@Crimson_Sun24863 жыл бұрын
major *OOF*
@fauxfirefur5 жыл бұрын
Make a touch spell of drain life. Put all the stats to zero, except damage. You now have a spell that yeets up to 100hp and costs 3 mana to cast.
@briankenney95285 жыл бұрын
Its 40 mana but its still a banger spell
@historystories59905 жыл бұрын
A very short invisibility spell is really broken! You can live that Khajit way of life (stealing everything), and if someone can catch you, just cast the spell!
@coletonparks83245 жыл бұрын
Called that spell “the heart attack” super good. I don’t even use it anymore because it makes the early game a little too easy.
@EviIM0nk3y5 жыл бұрын
"we can dodge all of the spells using incredible acrobatics" Gets hit by flash bolt.
@GoblinLord5 жыл бұрын
Spiff is incredibly merciful, he kills his enemies without subjecting them to Seymour's face
@etinosnam3 жыл бұрын
Ah Oblivion. The reason I jump everywhere I go in Skyrim, because it actually used to do something...
@TheBandgeek575 жыл бұрын
Mass duplicating the Sigil Stones in my first Oblivion playthough... For those who don't know, the Sigil Stones have a weird "hum" to them, not very loud or noticeable... Until you duplicate roughly 50 of them. At this point your speakers reach critical threshold, and all you can hear is the Sigil Stone sound effect... VERY, very, loudly; until you scram to pick them up.
@herrikudo5 жыл бұрын
100% Chameleon Spiff... invisibility is a different spell entirely
@D0NU755 жыл бұрын
Oblivion noob here, what's the difference?
@Whodjathink5 жыл бұрын
@@D0NU75 To copy another KZbin Comment: "100% Chameleon is better than 100% Invisibility. You can cast, attack, and interact without breaking the effect."
@kade_viralbrush5 жыл бұрын
he protec he atacc but most importantly his chin is fat as facc
@powderedwater47425 жыл бұрын
no
@metoo62475 жыл бұрын
What's 'facc' mean?
@earthbrother45494 жыл бұрын
fuck
@ConnorRk-jn3qc4 жыл бұрын
@@earthbrother4549 big brain
@CorvoSVFD4 жыл бұрын
@@metoo6247 its supposed to be *_fuck_*
@charlessmith54653 жыл бұрын
It's fantastic that Seymore's catalyst for setting off on an adventure was learning to say "yeet". 🤭
@The24thWight5 жыл бұрын
Ahh, I remember finally getting 100% chameleon on my armour set.... Shit was glorious.
@kieranh20055 жыл бұрын
You don't go completely invisible until about 130% chameleon. Needless to say, shit gets real easy after that.
@metalcorpse64275 жыл бұрын
I did the chameleon 100% legit. Was rough getting there but had fun once I did it.
@ChulioRCHulio5 жыл бұрын
@@metalcorpse6427 I know it was a utter thing of beauty - and the fun continues when you rile up all those pesky bandits against each ohter heal them respectively until their weapons break was soo damn funny
@vespaman1015 жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember I just some glass armor snd s few other pieces until I was pretty much invisible lol.
@shadowedm5 жыл бұрын
Yea real og know chameleon is better than invisibility
@lQuadXl5 жыл бұрын
*He looks like GARGAMEL from the Smurfs!*
@xenon72325 жыл бұрын
This is almost like a Dark Souls character creation, except with Dark Souls, you can become the most ugly character ever by going Hollow
@ABAlphaBeta5 жыл бұрын
@@xenon7232 Hollow?
@D0NU755 жыл бұрын
@@ABAlphaBeta Hollow
@ABAlphaBeta5 жыл бұрын
@@D0NU75 hollow
@Bilal-mo8cy5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit😂
@Armpittt5 жыл бұрын
"Everything Stops for Tea" 'Professor Elemental' You're welcome
@suelleproductions72874 жыл бұрын
Oblivion is actually my favourite in the franchise, wish I had found out about you sooner.
@TheAceOverKings5 жыл бұрын
"More clothes are needed Sire." This is Oblivion, not Stronghold Crusader
@m.g.23015 жыл бұрын
Who are YOU to challenge ME and my right to not wear clothes?
@Gormathius5 жыл бұрын
Not enough -slaves- *voluntary* workers available to make your clothing.
@m.g.23015 жыл бұрын
@@Gormathius *laughs in Snake
@thegeneralissimo4705 жыл бұрын
I got that reference
@SergePupko5 жыл бұрын
@@Gormathius Ragnarok? :p
@BM-yy8db5 жыл бұрын
Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions
@shiz10005 жыл бұрын
Egads! My jailbreak is ruined. But what if I were to take up your mission and disguise it as my own destiny? Delightfully daedric, Seymour!
@TheJollyKraut5 жыл бұрын
this line... glorious! xD
@Aenygma_5 жыл бұрын
Good Akatosh, what is happening in there?! - ... Aurora Borealis? Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the province, localized entirely within Kvatch?! - ... Yes! :D
@BM-yy8db5 жыл бұрын
@@Aenygma_ ..May I see it?
@ventexovakon21785 жыл бұрын
@@BM-yy8db No.
@Sigilstone175 жыл бұрын
Disappoints me that Spiff pointed out paint brushes but didn't use them to skip to the final quest
@richardl17085 жыл бұрын
how do you skip to the final quest?
@Sigilstone175 жыл бұрын
@@richardl1708 you use paintbrushes to reach the top of the Temple of Akatosh and fall through the roof. There's a hidden door inside that takes you to the worldspace used for the fight against Mehrunes Dagon and killing just any random daedra hanging around causes the final quest to fire. After that you just wait and let the scene play out
@genericxboxlivegamertag28265 жыл бұрын
Damn thats cool
@saikikusuo55735 жыл бұрын
@@Sigilstone17 This glitch don't work, and daedra die but respawn.
@dobetta77763 жыл бұрын
I am so fond of this game and I am so tempted to power up my Xbox 360 to play it but I'm so ashamed I didn't know I had been playing it wrong this whole time until I came across this channel. 😭
@Zapper19935 жыл бұрын
Not even seen the video yet, but for Oblivion, you get a like right away. I'll get my cup of tea now, love ya.
@Ozaryk5 жыл бұрын
Every time I create a new character in Oblivion, I have to make their head in the shape of a crescent moon.
@andrewxc13355 жыл бұрын
Spiff: “He’s apparently some famous actor...” Me: “Tea, Earl Grey, hot!”
@rawkslyde25324 жыл бұрын
Watched this for the second time, with my brother now. We both laughed hard, I cried a little and nearly rofl’d. You know you’ve done some lovely good humour when you cause a little bit of pain from such laughter. Brilliant
@berke23365 жыл бұрын
I remember discovering the ability to enchant all my armor with chameleon on my first playthrough when I was around 13... You could legit get halfway through the game without exploits and do it. anything over 85% chameleon pretty much guarantees infinite stealth attacks I felt guilty so I had to play through it again without chameleon
@DeanTheLaughingMann5 жыл бұрын
I remember the day I crafted Chameleon 20% onto enough pieces of armor. I only wish I could have done that again in Skyrim.
@MonstertruckBadass5 жыл бұрын
Sucks they removed chameleon :\
@nigelnightmare41605 жыл бұрын
They really Dumbed everything down.
@j4yden0655 жыл бұрын
Omni Wolf what do you mean they removed it? Are talking about Skyrim or Oblivion? Bc chameleon is still in oblivion
@MonstertruckBadass5 жыл бұрын
@@j4yden065 It's not in Skyrim, they only kept the shitty invisibility which deactivates as soon as you kill someone or a open a door/take an item
@DeanTheLaughingMann5 жыл бұрын
@@j4yden065 Chameleon is not present in Skyrim.
@michaeldebidart3 жыл бұрын
A couple of caveats regarding the chameleon sigil stones that aren’t mentioned in this video: Your level determines the quality of the sigil stone when you pick it up. At level 1 you can only get a 10% chameleon effect. 5-8 gives you 15% and being level 9 will give you 20%. It goes up to 30% but I don’t remember the levels required for those stones. If you do the money glitch with Dorian, make sure to invest as much gold as you can when bribing him. This increases the gold you can in turn take from him which will greatly reduce the time it takes to farm gold. Getting 320 gold per press is much better than 33. You can’t do the Dorian exploit on him if you have 100% chameleon active. Casting Lover’s Kiss on him while completely invisible will cause him to enter a fleeing state and you won’t be able to access his inventory.
@aconfusedmistake52514 жыл бұрын
Dude looks like Seigmeyer of Catarina without needing any armor.
@koori0495 жыл бұрын
Your method of fighting is inefficient. 100% damage reflection is a thing. That way you dont have to go through the trouble of attacking things.
@everythingpony5 жыл бұрын
Lol did you not read the title?
@TheFuriousBean5 жыл бұрын
@@everythingpony Did you not hear that joke going over your head?
@yaboideez78255 жыл бұрын
@@TheFuriousBean damn
@BlackPsionic5 жыл бұрын
It took me 10 bloody minutes to get the Seymor Clevage joke. Damnit, Spiff! It's too early in the morning to think about clever jokes! And I can't drink tea to wake up either because there's none in the house!
@AbramsEX5 жыл бұрын
Yay for Skyrim! Can't wait to see you phase through the walls with a plate and rob people blind using buckets lol
@Rabijeel5 жыл бұрын
Why do so? Way too inefficient. Better use Restoration Glitch^^
@crazymarkiplierfan3 жыл бұрын
The names you give your characters make me burst into laughter😂
@Litchert5 жыл бұрын
With the long chin, Seymore was the spitting image of Eustice from Courage the Cowardly Dog
@tristanmarice015 жыл бұрын
I went from not knowing who you are to you being my favourite KZbinr in less then an hour! Great content!! Keep up the good work!!
@TheTaintedWisdom5 жыл бұрын
10:50 - Tod Howard: "All of this, just... *works."*
@lucasbordelon13974 жыл бұрын
me drinking coffee watching this... Spiffy brit "stop you have violated the law pay the court of fine or serve your sentence your stolen goods are now forfit."
@AleK04515 жыл бұрын
am i the only one who feels like this video came out years ago and has memories of it from like 2013 when it only came out like 9 months ago
@allah54045 жыл бұрын
Please play one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games, or the COC Mod which combines every game into one
@allah54045 жыл бұрын
@Ratling Ventura You mean Vodka drinkers :))
@trpstrincllc48665 жыл бұрын
STALKER: ANOMALY
@allah54045 жыл бұрын
@@trpstrincllc4866 Let's keep it simple for now :)
@trpstrincllc48665 жыл бұрын
Anomaly is like coc but better and stable.
@allah54045 жыл бұрын
@@trpstrincllc4866 It's more realistic but gets boring quickly... and it's not very stable
@Golden-ek2ku5 жыл бұрын
to be fair, you could originally do the infinite money glitch on dorian by just killing him after bribery, but that was patched out, they just didn't patch out doing it via pickpocket
@LiliumCruorem11 ай бұрын
I dunno why but being able to make and name your class and have it show up on your character sheet is a thing I miss from video games. I wish more would do it. Even with a joke character I find it immersing in the sense that I am actively acknowledged by the game itself. I usually make a semi serious RP character and coming up with my own class name always makes it feel cooler. But right now I’m playing through again as a green khajit and i’m a level 25 Stinkfinger and I am only allowed to kill with the sneak stance power attack. Extra points if I kill something by hitting them directly in the ass.