WOLCEN IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - How to be the richest person in the world

[@yaydinkara]

Hey spiffingBrit, When you pick up a beard to a Male character and switch it to female the beard remains so here an idea for you

[@yaydinkara]

Wow my idol answered me, I'm honoured my good sir

[@inspiringothers7197]

Yasin Aydın your idol? You’re one sad little Pinoy lmao.

[@croissantgaming2890]

@@inspiringothers7197 you do realise the word "pinoy" refers to Filipinos I dont think this guy is Filipino, you ass

[@yaydinkara]

@@inspiringothers7197 lol sure he is all I could afford to idolise, wanna tell us about the idols you have as such a superior majestic human being

[@BlueNEXUSGaming]

@@yaydinkara The Queen will remember this.

[@MoonFlux]

Spiff: *A, B or C* Everyone: *All of the above!*

[@ChrisAce117]

Yes!

[@Sorain1]

Indeed. All of them, after all, why not be invincible while using a mini-gun that does more damage than the game can comprehend?

[@Fruitcupper]

Or T-ea-

[@agentk4314]

Mini Gun.... MINI GUN!!!!!!!!!

[@rylandtappe-inglis6325]

"i'm not going to destroy online mode, but I'll show you how" Devs: Be still my beating heart

[@rylandtappe-inglis6325]

That being said, I'ma totally buy the tea out of this game. Twice, I'ma buy it twice so I have a partner to play with. Please fix tho omg

[@bahadrbaserkok3335]

Merchant: I am willing to buy your gem for 39 gold, deal? Spiff: *[rubs the gem around his bag]* Spiff: 4+ billion Merchant: Deal!

[@The6677yu]

You mean 155 trillion?

[@TheFrostDrake]

Over 155 trillion

[@mikeuntermann1606]

@@chinaman1 do you know the difference between a ladder and you? you can be placed only once on a wall...

[@lyndonmindog3537]

Clearly the Merchant saw that the gem wasn’t lustrous enough. Spif had to wipe the grime that prevented the gem to shine for a better price

[@PuppetierMaster]

@@chinaman1 No the Hebrew faithful did not get rich that way, the concept for paying for the apple I want _"(AKA: IOU) - piece of paper"_ was a concept in the olden days, I can almost assume the pinpointed moment when someone - nay a madlad invented paper money afterwards they said _" I'll make more because - why not."_ - Some dude est. 2500 BCE In truth that was, in fact, the person that invented Religion as a get rich quick scheme, thus the Sun God was invented. Praise be the Sun and all its monetary wealth

[@Fruitcupper]

"I'm going to end this man's whole career." Sell gem for 4+ bill gold Trader buys it The next 50 generations of their family are in life debt.

[@willparry530]

@AccidentalGenius 7 Depends how long a generation lasts too...but I'd still estimate closer to 100 XD

[@Arcanua]

If you round up they're worth 156 quadrillion. xxD

[@NyatashaAce]

@@willparry530 If you worked every single day, making $5000/day, from the time of Columbus. you would still not be a billionaire. Depending on how much that merchant makes, I seriously doubt his family would ever make *4* billions, like, ever. Probably a bigger chance of his family lineage just dying out.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

The value as shown in the video is, like, heat-death-of-the-universe levels of time earning wages.

[@itwasntme4931]

@AccidentalGenius 7 I think its more than a billionaire

[@percyjw]

I just realized that the stock-images have a custom watermark for spiffco...

[@thescud24]

When he started paying for the unwatermarked versions way back people missed the character that the watermarks added so spiff made his own watermark to slap over the images. Its a bit silly but its just one of the quirks of this channel's community.

[@SgtCookie111]

@@thescud24 Huh. I just assumed the watermark was so people don't just stealthe unwatermarked versions.

[@mirekstanek]

Oh my...

[@cwaigallen909]

All wrong, so it says spiffco now but before it said like shutterstock or something similar, company saw that while spiff made money on the vids without the company consent to use images so they took away the videos ability to earn money. Now spiff adds this over ANY image so he can say hey, its my image and not another companys

[@andyhaochizhang]

@@cwaigallen909 I mean he still needs to pay for the license for the images (unless they are openly licensed or he took them), adding watermark to things doesn’t give you ownership (claiming ownership to an image you don’t have copyright to is IP infringement, so he can’t actually do that unless he took the photos). Similarly, if the image he got into trouble with were openly licensed, companies wouldn’t have had claims to them even if they watermarked it.

[@the_mad_fool]

Spiff: They should have had an early access to iron out these bugs. Me: *stares meaningfully at Wolcen's > 3 years of Early Access*

[@RoraxPlays]

true. But they kept the 1.0 build out of everyones hands, and as a result it didn't get tested. Heck the last available build before launch didn't even have the lady player character xD

[@shiaruku1355]

It didnt have the same amount of content the entire 3 years. legit stupid statement

[@dra6o0n]

@@shiaruku1355 Even if they did put out the content, half the passive tree doesn't work.

[@ryanakahuss]

@@shiaruku1355 because they scrapped the entire game....several times in those 3 years, lol

[@adriangraham2131]

If they polish up this game and beg for forgiveness and just spend a lot of time trying to fix this,it would be a pretty great game. I prefer path of exiles over Diablo and this game looks even better then Diablo,so it definitely could turn into something great if they correct these mistakes

[@williamdrake65]

Dishonored's The Outsider: "I wish to tamper with fate, do you want some cool magic powers?" SeymoreClevarge: "I noticed you haven't been drinking enough tea, would you like to be incinerated?"

[@placeholdername3818]

I forgot about the Outsider. He's my favorite god-like eldritch horror.

[@FilmsNerf2]

"I am the Teasider and this is my mark." *a union jack gets branded onto your left hand*

[@deathslide8]

Theory: The Spiffing Brit is repeatedly exploiting games and mentioning Yorkshire tea constantly to exploit real life, so that not only will he will get free Yorkshire tea they'll also pay him to drink it.

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

As the mighty Todd Howard has stated, "It just works."

[@baronofclubs]

IRL Exploit: invest in yorkshire tea, advertise yorkshire tea, sell for profit

[@Nitram4392]

He did it.

[@georgenelson6490]

Sample size of 1, but it caused me to buy Yorkshire Tea (and Yorkshire Tea Gold)

[@nale5126]

I'm waiting for "STOCK MARKET IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS"

[@bettertelevision968]

noo xd

[@sabriath]

If he had only been there during the RobinHood margin glitch, he could've done it, lol. "And now I have a trillion dollars people, lovely stuff, I now own all of wallstreet"

[@NichDevRumble]

@@sabriath Ahh yes time to make the American economy worthless

[@711jastin]

no, just no, please.....

[@EspyLacopa2]

If he knew that, he wouldn't be running a youtube channel :P

[@stitchieRAWR]

155 trillion 778 billion 808 million 86 thousand 528, for one gem.

[@adityachavan3120]

@@thespiffingbrit Love from India

[@Zamolxes77]

What's funnier is that the NPC actually had that much gold to give.

[@starmana5362]

Roughly equivalent to housing prices in London

[@WalkerLarson497]

Merchant: "Seamore Cllvrge, how much is that gem worth?" Seamore Cllvrge: one point somethi- money lots of money.

[@quazar5017]

Spiff: "Let's make money!" 64bit Integer: *suddenly flips negative

[@hex7329]

I was waiting for exactly that to happen.

[@ICaImI]

ya sadly they made a max value that you can't get past. so no overflow sadly.

[@alessandrosantarini9880]

ahahahahah so true XD

[@BlueNEXUSGaming]

This only happens if they use unsigned integers, as signed integers wrap around to zero (either that or it's the other way around) Edit: it was the other way around.

[@roniusadethel9768]

@@thespiffingbrit I'm always terrified of going above 2.1 billion in anything man.

[@mrquastenegger6366]

Teacher: If 1 apple costs 2 €, how much do 2 apples cost? Wolcen: I know it! 2€. Teacher: No, 4 €! If 2 apples cost 4 €, how much costs 1 apple? Wolcen: I know it! 8€.

[@Bekon241]

This is simple cost is diffrent if 1 apple is perfectly balanced or not :D

[@afishynado6812]

Technically - using Wolcen maths, 2 apples cost 6 after the first transaction.

[@Gormathius]

Juggler: How much are my apples worth? Wolcen: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@mr.sandman1217]

Love watching Seamore Cllvrge's O-P-ness

[@Grauer1510]

Very thicc and veiny op-ness

[@Jrider-kv1oo]

Devs when the spiffing Brit downloads their game: openis

[@KhymChanur]

They're actually getting high quality QA and testing from Spiff, so if they're smart they'll be happy.

[@FlexDRG]

O.P-nes if you want to spell the joke out correctly...

[@DerBeppone]

@@FlexDRG Oh penis!

[@Fruitcupper]

Very apt! Spiff did go in dry with his girthy exploits

[@faceplant950]

Well, for next christmas, he can sing "openis tree" (referring to the skill tree, of course). Who wants to hear that song?

[@Zorgdub]

The Spiffing Brit: "Well over many many trillions." 155 trillions, to be exact.

[@KwstasTsiropoulos]

actually, it's 311 trillion check 17:42 mate, maybe even more and the game just can't fit all the numbers in

[@deaththekid416]

@@KwstasTsiropoulosthats the last one he "un stacked" , the one he sold was worth 155 T

[@celarts5752]

I mean, they did misspell fast travel as "fast tavel"

[@KamiKyojin]

"Run for your lives, he can't be stopped" The stuff of nightmares enters the town square to whisperes of sheer horror. "The Kilkenny Killer, they call him" "Clannad Conqueror, I've heard" "Irish Inseminator" O'Penis was his name, feared by all.

[@orderofdusk2382]

"Also known as The 30 Man Slayer" "Also also known as The Bear Slaughterer" "Also also also known as Big Dick Bazuso"

[@ijustsawthat]

Spiff: plays game and finds a lot exploit Devs: delete Reanu Keeves incarnation Spiff: [sips tea] *REVENGE INTENSIFIES*

[@PuppetierMaster]

Game exists: Hello The Spiffing Brit: _HHELLOOOO Ladies and Gentlemen..._ Game: Oh beans...

[@K4nra]

No One: Spiff: Hello there, today I'm going to show you how to obtain immortality using a spoon and a toll booth.

[@The_Gallowglass]

Who do you think created the Time Lord race?

[@matthewbiros5652]

Oh penis

[@Bruh-ff2tw]

This game looks absolutely stunning. I imagine once the bugs and glitches are fixed that it’ll be pretty amazing.

[@Arcanua]

As shown with other games, especially ones made by Bethesda the bugs make it more fun. ;)

[@vizrez1326]

They’ll neeed to reset everything and delete everyone characters

[@jesusflores7323]

@@tartansilver5428 this is what should happen. anyone with gold above (amount of gold per day) x (# of days since release)= account gold wipe. example set 100k gold per day x 7 days since release= anyone over 700k gold loses all their gold. gold per day is up to devs, but the idea would be fair Imoh

[@Despond]

@@vizrez1326 Yeah this what basically is putting me off. People still have benefited and not everything was rolled back.

[@evil001987]

Honestly, I haven't heard of it till now, and this is good advertisement of the game, I feel the bugs will be fixed, or I can just avoid to exploit them for my own playtrough.

[@Liliththelizard]

Heh, the OPness allows you to blast balls of fire into your enemies faces. Now that's a real powermove

[@Cyb3r_pr0ph3t]

OhPeeNiece?

[@MoonFlux]

Spiff: *I am all about that OP-ness* Also Spiff: *Smash my great balls of fire into them*

[@willparry530]

Those are some big balls, too.

[@marcosdheleno]

a better spell is the ice spear, you can basically spam it with the staff at the same time. its also a stronger spell, and with pierce it just goes through enemies.

[@MrFufor]

@@marcosdheleno you must be funny at parties

[@marcosdheleno]

i dont do parties... not since i almost lost an arm at a friend's birthday...

[@willparry530]

@@marcosdheleno oof

[@ijustsawthat]

Spiff: this exploit could harm the economy of the game Players: *STONKS*

[@innerg_92]

yeah now I have 40 trillion gold thanks Spiffy

[@cornervillain838]

@Oblivious26 read on steam reviews theyre bannning people abusing this exploit

[@tylerulfmann4586]

Corner Villain why would the developers bother banning people for using an exploit when they could be fixing the bloody servers or patching out the exploits

[@Dzexel]

@@tylerulfmann4586 Cuz its easier to ban people who bought their game duhh

[@tylerulfmann4586]

Йордан Вълев well I now understand why the reviews are at like 60 percent approval and dropping holy shit the developers might actually be legitimately mentally handicapped

[@gamertherapyconsoleyoursel5804]

"This should have had an Early access release" : *game has been in early access for forever*

[@Somerled_Pox]

And they should have stayed that way but MONEY

[@Cenot4ph]

@@Somerled_Pox they're a small developer, why does everyone think these guys are always out for your cash. The reality is this shit is not free, pay the developers for years and you'll find out how expensive it is. Honestly you people bore me to tears with this bullshit. This is not EA

[@alexandrunicolae1054]

@@Somerled_Pox WAIT a second, you mean people need money to makes games???? you want to tell me a small developer team actually doesnt have hundreds of millions of euros to be able to pay everything for ages without launching any game??? they obviously did some things wrong but i really doubt they rushed the launch "FOR THE MONEY" as in greed, if it was a big company then yes it is unacceptable, but 12 ppl working on THIS kind of game, trust me you have no fucking clue how hard it can actually get, especially with these complex games unlike your every year fifa release

[@blackknight1605]

yep, i bought in when this game was open world and looked COMPLETELY different, they changed the game dramatically several times (not for the better).... i didnt even want to start this game after about1.5 years not even touching it and seeing the reviews of the launch. but i did aaaand boy this was an underwhelming expirience.. that games was in development for so long, yet it is so freaking buggy and unresponsive as if they had never even bothered playing it themselves... my advice, stay away from this game and its developers

[@broshmosh]

Irrespective of the "game development is expensive" argument, now that they have managed to make a bombload of cash from a financially successful release, they can afford to hire a couple more staff members to make improvements come out faster. The motives for a developer to make more money aren't necessarily profit-driven, they can also be investment-driven. I'd like to think a team who have spent so long already making the game are also eager to fund further development in a significant and major way, especially since people clearly want it.

[@impact6126]

20:27 they misspelled fast travel

[@CwayNJ609]

Its Fast Travels Cousin, Fast Tavel...yeah we dont really talk about tavel hes got some issues...

[@DylanStahl]

I don't know if CryEngine allows you to use resource files, but a strings file wouldn't be too hard to do, would it?

[@HypAzTubE]

@@CwayNJ609 to bad they will get rid of Tavel...

[@Jirodyne]

It isn't the only Misspelled thing in the game. Everything added from the Beta to Release has a LOT of missing letters. Or even just missing Descriptions.

[@Reaper_One]

It looks like the letter 'R' left without the rest of the 'group' LOL.

[@Mossenfresh]

9:45 BEHOLD THE "OHH PEEENIS!!" OF SEYMORECLEVARGE! AND TREMBLE PUNY MORTALS! FOR HIS TEA CONSUMPTION IS OVER 9000!!

[@leobracken2316]

(amused cackling)

[@margaritakouzi5630]

@@leobracken2316 You sound like somebody who drinks coffee while watching these videos

[@willparry530]

@@margaritakouzi5630 Probably more like 5-hour energy, heheh

[@seraphimneeded]

Immediately followed by talk of "great balls of fire."

[@willparry530]

@@seraphimneeded You know he wanted to change 'great' to 'big' and leave out the words 'of fire.' :P

[@Mr.Spongecake]

"It's about 9 billion in terms of gold..." Try 970 billion, muh dood. lol It's the world that corporate CEOs wished exist. And some investors think exists.

[@Caldaron]

yeah rich people think the world is an afk clicker game...

[@alwaystheirtocomment]

155 trillion is the real number

[@SinragnokOfThirteen]

"Opness" -Spiff 2020 Edit: Hindsight is 2020. Also, Option A or ALL OF THE ABOVE

[@taccovert4]

Opness....with Great Balls of Fire

[@captain_kadaver]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, he's back; the most powerful mage our series has ever really covered, Seymour Clevarge" Hodd Toward will cry himself to sleep tonight

[@npiper]

...On a bed made of money and real canvas bags. Fun Fact: Zenny/Zeny/Zeni is a Japanese term for money or coin. Bethesda's parent company is named "ZeniMax".

[@leobracken2316]

@@npiper "moneymax" yep, seems like bethesda

[@o_Domo]

SeymoreClevarge is a madlad, he's shoving his great balls of fire into the enemies faces with all of his opness

[@xCCflierx]

9:38 *Laughs in Level 99 Speech as I sell Lucan Valerius his own house to him 999 times*

[@rangerhalt]

I'm glad this game has a "fast tavel" feature, I always get tired of slow taveling.

[@santyricon]

Lol I realized the same crappy detail

[@xLambadix]

This has been fixed and announced in the patch notes :D

[@mattiyaboy9030]

SpiffingBrit: OPenis Also Spiffing Brit: f*** me

[@stukature]

Cab you timestamp it pls?

[@stukature]

Ahh, I see now. Sry no need anymore

[@lacucaracha111111]

@@stukature 9:44

[@MrFringe100]

Dont forget his fiery balls

[@nashedpotatoes8184]

“Magic is overpowered” yet melee is currently broken to all hell even without a certain node that has the wrong value. This game is so buggy, yet so fun.

[@Bismuth00]

I don't even know if its melee being overpowered as much as rage abilities get damage from weapons where as spells do not. Only way to increase spell damage other than lvl is with + dmg to spell casts. So it's super hard to gear for.

[@rockmcdwayne1710]

As far as i understand ailments are really OP. If you can stack em to 30 i dont think anything in this game survives that.

[@francisfuzzynips902]

Don't know if I'd go as far as "so fun", the gameplay is slow and sluggish and I can name 10 ARPGs off the top of my head with more enjoyable combat. It's pretty sub-average, and pretty much EVERYTHING is broken. Certain builds aren't functional at all and has you dying on repeat, others have you pressing 1 button and speed through content while everything dies around you without effort. Before the ending I was struggling to give it a 6/10, after the ending I thought a 0/10 was generous.

[@nilleftw]

@@francisfuzzynips902 Please, name the 10 ARPGs. So far only Diablo 3 or PoE beats this game IMO.

[@bakaky0]

@@nilleftw Grim Dawn beats this game easily too. I would go as far as to say that Torchlight 2 was better too although it's kinda old at this point. Even Van Helsing or Viktor Vran.

[@Akarazariel]

Actually the game has been in early access for ages, the devs just changed the game contents so many times that the game was never once the same. They also ripped off their entire kickstarter

[@richardhicks5031]

?????

[@Tecnoninja54]

Wait but how did they rip off their kickstarter if they actually released the game? Like we’re some things promised that they didn’t go through with? This is an actual question no bull.

[@narutorasbat]

@@Tecnoninja54 Basically the game they promised was not the game we ended up getting, there was a LOT of stuff they cut out or changed, to the point the game is practically a diferent genre, is like if someone offered Witcher 3 and you got Skyrim instead, both are good but very different games, I still like Wolcen, and if this is what they promised from the start I would have been perfectly happy, but it wasn't.

[@Tecnoninja54]

narutorasbat ah i see thanks

[@ZairUmbras]

@@narutorasbat They didn't hide that though. They kept very up to date and had roadmaps. They told us what they were doing and we all had a good idea on where it was all going. It's not like they went straight from Kickstarter and the original Alpha to suddenly releasing this without any word or anything.

[@CJandstuff]

Spiff: He will be... Seamore Cllvrge Me: Audible gasp from me a grown adult.

[@FemNate]

Me: I bet there's some funny OPness comments down here Also Me: **still scrolling to this day**

[@ChobinoftheFunk]

You know, I tried that... I ended up spending so long scrolling that I got all stiff...

[@Force2reckonVods]

"An early access build would have gone a long way" They had that. At least I've had access to this for months and enjoyed it xD

[@jacobraper9061]

Force2Reckon hahaha this game was in EA for FOUR YEARS

[@VitaKet]

@@jacobraper9061 While it was in EA it doesn't mean the build was, the entirely remade the game, the current game we're playing was only tested for around 8-10 months.

[@airfu3ion284]

@@VitaKet Wrong. The release build was not tested at all. Less than 30% of the game was tested before they released.

[@KingOfBattle119]

Exploits and bugs included, I'm still having a lot of fun playing Wolcen.

[@jordanwhitecar1982]

found an exploit in cities skylines last night: you can use water treatment facilities to feed hydro-electric dams, the combo produces more power than the water treatment plant uses. thought of this channel as soon as i discovered that.

[@Avager]

People used that back in the day already. Even with simple outlets, dams are broken.

[@urstaxfetish1206]

You can go one step further then that, you can make a step system of dams and put water treatment plants at the top followed by the water cleaner items in each step and then water pumps at the bottom and it will not only give you infinite energy off of every damn, but will also clean the water and allow use to reuse the water for the city.

[@jordanwhitecar1982]

@@Avager i just stared playing the game 2 weeks ago when i saw spiffing brit's toll road exploit video.

[@Laff700]

Works for sewage too. I power my city with it.

[@stylesrj]

I can never understand how dams work in that game. I place it over flowing water and it generates a bit of power... then floods the whole map... and stops producing power. Instead I use dams to create basins in ocean maps so I can build a city on new terrain once the islands run out.

[@kylec9632]

Trader: Ohh buy this fruit from me for 5 copper and save my children from hunger Spiff: Why dont you this gem from me for 5 billion instead? Trader: Oookay i suppose i dont need any children

[@amadodelacruz5283]

Poor Merchant.

[@butlerns1]

Hmmm, some one's been watching Viva La Dirt League.

[@shanadir]

Lifehack: fruits are edible:p

[@zuzzonegelataro5585]

viva la dirt league copy!

[@sigurdursine7763]

You can't name someone SeymoreClevage and get all surprised Pikachu when he shows you more of his body.

[@thedrake5072]

"OPenis" Sir Spiff, Honourable Knight of Sealand, this language is unfitting of a man of your caliber and will be reported to the Queen in short notice. Please await her response and don't forget to drink your legally required 5 cups of Yorkshire Tea per hour.

[@AlessandroRodriguez]

Only 5 cups of Yorkshire tea per week!, that cruel and unusual...

[@genma200sj]

The royal scribe of Sealand would like to have a word.

[@atocanboi409]

@@AlessandroRodriguez yea he probably meant "per day"

[@thedrake5072]

Fixed it

[@BlueNEXUSGaming]

@@thedrake5072 You misspelled "per minute"

[@joshallison2528]

I'll have you know I've spent the last 2 hours watching your videos. You have impeccable timing with this one

[@ghostboxer5015]

This is the first Spiffing Brit video I've seen. Hilarious. This guy should be more famous.

[@BarokaiRein]

20:50 Hey spiff this game was in early access for several years.

[@josephnolan6323]

the specific build was not though

[@duzypokoj1151]

@@josephnolan6323 so the game gets gradually worse instead of improving? rotfl GOTY 2020

[@Dovlaboss1992]

Honestly it should have stayed more in early acces more....

[@MercuryAlphaInc]

Ah yes, the "JoCat" way of playing a Wizard: JUST. FIREBALL.

[@Shouziroku]

Just Fireball. JUST FIREBALL. JUST. FIREBALL.

[@leobracken2316]

@@Shouziroku FIREBALL.

[@RetrogieWasTaken]

“You can’t expect a big, damaging area of effect spell to be the solution to everything.” - A Person Within Fireball Distance.

[@jwspowerdog]

As you have mentioned in past videos, I would like to politely suggest a couple of game titled for you to consider. 1. Grand Theft Auto & 2. Sins Of A Solar Empire. I also want to add that you have hooked me as a fan ever since the first video of yours that I watched, please keep up the good work!

[@greengreen110]

"supreme mega slasher 4000 with a big hammer" wow he's so powerful he can slash with a hammer, the exploits never end

[@thewarpaintedorc7872]

20:28 Oh, nice! You unlocked “Fast Taveling”.

[@sli0711]

Omp wabam we done it

[@Jesse-ly8nl]

Your videos and accent are the best - well done good sir!

[@jelly8803]

Hey, my dad passed away this morning, it is painful. really. But your videos helped me smile today, I am grateful. I love your content

[@liamdonovan3254]

Best of luck to you friend! It's ok to not feel ok just remember that everyone is counting on you to stay strong with them. Chin you lovely little sausage we're here if you need us!

[@willparry530]

A--Miniguns! The answer is always more dakka!

[@BrianCheng24]

This is by far the best Wolcen video on KZbin right now and ever.

[@Rodoet001]

So, when he says, and I quote, "a physically fully working minigun " I can't help but wonder if he just means firing guns really fast or literally manifest a fully working minigun, probably through the power of tea. I, for one, am voting for that one because I need to see that.

[@Advo42069]

The turret ability if you hold the button down you will hold the turret and you fire it like a minigun. It's a feature.

[@trevorritzke2099]

I have recently found a game that I believe has more perfectly balanced gameplay features than a Bethesda Tree Farm Simulator. It is known as Kenshi. It has ridiculously fast ways of leveling, infinite money, wacky physics, stealing ‘unpaid interns’, and even some base building with ‘perfect’ path finding AI! This and even more can be ours to enjoy if we just spam the future King of Sealand and all of its controlled territories with this game. Come, Spam with me my brethren and drink our Yorkshire Tea Gold at the same time to ensure that Spiff in all of his immortal glory will notice us and this game.

[@roizak6718]

Yeah pls Stiff for a video about Kenshi i will stop drinking coffee!

[@Evilwolf21]

Yep that I would watch!

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

Did the algorithm break yet? If not I will start liking the rest of your videos too Spiff.

[@AhNoWiC]

Man Spiff, you've gone from the meme-British dude to the wholesome-meme-British dude in like 3 months. Honestly I love the new direction, keep it up!

[@melkormedia7413]

Game breaking bugs asside, I actually love this game

[@hancansolo3569]

Never knew such a small team made this game , in that case good job!

[@ModderBaluC]

What I found: If you BUY the spell, and sell it, then you get 10 "Blue stuff", BUT if you learn the spell, then the next time you can sell it for 100 Primordial Affinity! The FULL Agility + Attak speed and Crit + Two guns = Machine gun!

[@sephrinx4958]

No, you only get 100 purple stuff if the spell is dropped, not if it's purchased. They will only ever give you 10 if purchased.

[@Arcanua]

@@sephrinx4958 so tldr use the loot glitch on a boss that drops spells xD

[@DraconiusDragora]

SeymoreClevarge shows his Oh~Peenis while flinging his balls on fire at the enemy.

[@leobracken2316]

(amused cackling)

[@margaritakouzi5630]

Leo Bracken You sound like somebody who drinks coffee while watching these videos

[@scottyrose9106]

Next video idea... "How immortality helps you survive your nuke powered mini gun!" LoL. How that sounds like a Yorkshire Golden idea!

[@EricBurns1]

I think your next created character needs the last name: O'pness

[@craigdavies69]

Opi Ness, Reanu Keeves long lost bean drinking brother lol

[@EricBurns1]

@@craigdavies69 that's even better

[@Torodes23]

Spiff: A,B or C Everyone: Yes

[@denkaes5844]

If you buy the game now - you can enjoy maybe 10-20 hours of the game depending on your arpg skills. In endgame it's literally like running a hamster wheel. -You loose items that are in your stash -You can't forge/craft your gear without breaking the game until they fix it (you can't even login) -Uber bosses (endgame bosses) are super hard and gives you absolutely nothing in loot (expensive to come to) -Skins/Dyes can be fully reset randomly and you don't get it back right now. -It's said to be a classless game, but there are nodes (talents) that are essential for endgame end you'll always end up as a tank with alignments.. -It's almost impossible to play online without lag - Your story progress can be reset randomly and you have to redo it. - You can duplicate items infinitely - You can exploit gems for infinite money -Some nodes are broken which let you deal 1000% more damage -There's no point choosing any other attribute than toughness as they all scale your damage. That's my summary of bugs. NONE of these bugs where in beta (maybe some) but definetly not this many. And all these bugs/exploits are doable both online and offline

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Spiff after all those infinite gold exploits you must be even more rich than Captain Krabs and Scrooge combined That's a lot of Yorkshire tea you can buy with that

[@polskipolak1129]

@@thespiffingbrit Ahh a true British spirit! Now lets go do some colonising!

[@roelofbeukes9222]

That's a lot of Yorkshire tea factory's 🤑🤑 🍵🍵

[@dside_ru]

There is only one right answer to this. "Yes", clearly.

[@SoshiroGames]

Yea hit me with those Wolcen exploitation! B, A and C, I WANT IT ALL

[@conandude76]

Would love to see more on wolcen. Great vid.

[@thecigardad2826]

Spiff: *long, exhausting, sigh* god damn it.. I love this game.. Good, that's how I know Lord Spiff will break reality, while making a non-monetary based game, a money tycoon game. And of course, the curtains DO NOT match the drapes. Classic...

[@Oblithian]

"The best way to get this exploit off as fast as possible is..." Spiff 2020 - _Master of OPness_

[@mhedbary]

Golden commentary! Subbed.

[@mathdarven5634]

The next day... Devs: Why did you want to see us, admin? Admin: Well... We had a massive amount of new players coming to the game... Devs: Wonderful! So why do you look so worried? Admin: They gathered into a guild called the New British Empire. Their leader calls himself the Spiffing Brit, Greatest Tea Drinker. All of them seems to have hacked the game. They all have amounts of money the game should not be able to calculate. And their powers are... Oh god... I've seen a level 3 player beating the shit out of the last boss all by himself, in one hit!

[@TheHasazin]

D - the next 3 episodes being all choices in a row.

[@willparry530]

YES

[@EyeDewDie]

No, i want to see what would happen if he does all three at the same time...

[@willparry530]

@@EyeDewDie oho, even better!

[@zideane1]

Spiffing Brit, the only content creator that actually gets devs to fix their game by breaking it more. I love you

[@Tathanic]

"what should spiff do next" "options" answer is yes

[@אביבאיגל]

What should I chose? A, B, or C? I think I'll go with: "Yes please".

[@uniquepradhan3704]

Q : What should Spiff do next? A: Option D : Bring Reanu Keeves into this game universe and make him a God.

[@thenerevarine4166]

“OPness”

[@Jobobn1998]

"Oh, Penis"

[@duelingdragons82]

Oh, Penis.

[@inspiringothers7197]

Oh, children. ^

[@pauljs75]

Only to be followed by great balls of fire.

[@Tomahawkist_]

oh, beans?

[@ChulioRCHulio]

"We are playing a different game." So no Skyrim exploits?... What will we do without Reanu Keeves?

[@NOPerative]

Reanu could cameo in Wolcen - a thought; possibly a relative of Mr. Keeves since limitations exist thwarting the genuine, physiological disposition of the esteemed. Indeed.

[@inspiringothers7197]

Robert Rush Stop smoking that crack.

[@tylerulfmann4586]

Inspiring Others it’s always moon sugar and skooma heads bloody nwahs

[@inspiringothers7197]

@@tylerulfmann4586 It's a shame shame shame that there are people this lame lame lame. Like me and whatever the hell I just wrote. :D

[@eusoumaniaco]

This approach you had to Wolcen’s launch is somewhat (even though I myself haven’t bought it so far) a very positive reaction to a messy game launch; I’ve been around the launch for PFKM and it was utterly broken and glitched “beyond repair”. I almost nurtured a feeling of hate for the game and devs, but hey, they immediately got to work and 4 months later a literally unplayable, beyond-repair game was on its way to become the next exponent in cRPG gaming. Seeing you not immediately bash on Wolcen for it’s rocky start (that was actually beyond their expectations) makes me feel very happy indeed, and I thank you for pointing out why imperfection doesn’t immediately spell failure. This went way deeper than I imagined considering I’m only commenting about like 3 mins of the video, but the mark was made.

[@jong_415]

That day Spiff uploads a video right when you just made yourself a cup of tea.

[@paybackstab]

Was the, "This game really should have been in early access," comment meant to be cheeky? It was in EA for like 4-years.

[@brianperdue8229]

Thanks for the recommendation in previous videos. Yorkshire tea is awesome.

[@orderofdusk2382]

Spiff: A, B or C Me: **clicks fingers and makes a finger gun** Yes Everyone else: Also yes

[@grantonator3884]

Yes

[@logancressy2259]

Always c

[@polarissuffers8454]

12:17 Spiff: Low poly textures Me: Hold on low poligon textures, how is that possible?

[@vaendryl]

of course the textures are low poly. I mean, how many polygons do *your* textures have? that's what I thought.

[@polarissuffers8454]

@@vaendryl you win i guess i didnt drink 420 Quadrillion galons of tea yet so i still dont have polygons on my textures

[@marsovac]

@@polarissuffers8454 0 = is the Lowest integer :D so you have low poly textures :D

[@polarissuffers8454]

@@marsovac but you put textures on models and yes you can just put a texture there without a model yes but that monster shown there had a model so the texture was on a model just then so it still dont make sens

[@jamesgoudreau1940]

Your OP-ness and fireballs were very deadly.

[@rodrigohenriquestolf1414]

i love how naturaly as a mage ...spiff just spams fireballs

[@JSHaataja]

Well he couldn't find magic missle yet give him time xD

[@NoraIconiq]

This is like watching the anime bofuri the devs start freaking out when someone makes a really over powered character at a really early point.

[@MrZithgal]

Top quality comment.

[@tdarkwolf2434]

yeah didn't you know she is spif's sister.

[@RazorChrist]

Just got this game last weekend and have been loving it. Also love seeing your exploits, cus who doesn't love a broken game? I would love to see more exploits for this game!

[@druncle1977]

Pro Tip: Instead of waiting for the merchants inventory to refresh, just go to the main menu and back, and it will refresh.

[@BlueNEXUSGaming]

That doesn't work in multiplayer, and he didn't want to deviate from the multiplayer version of the exploit.

[@ScottSinn]

@@BlueNEXUSGaming you do know he made this character in single player, did you even pay attention to anything he said in the video or did you pass out right at the beginning and just woke up and decided to chance your luck at a reply lol

[@BlueNEXUSGaming]

@@ScottSinn You do know that the entire point of sticking to the multiplayer compatible version is the fact that you can literally just reoeat the steps and break the Economy online, right? Or did you pass out before he actually talked repeatedly about the fact that the entire thing is multiplayer viable?

[@TheSareus]

@@BlueNEXUSGaming 1:54 - 2:13 Do us all the favor and REWATCH this part. Then PAUSE and look in the TOP RIGHT corner. Then come back and admit you never watched the video.

[@druncle1977]

@@BlueNEXUSGaming Works fine for me..

[@ReclusiveEagle]

Perfect. I needed tea

[@Razer5542]

That gold exploit on those gems made me laugh way harder than i should've have.

[@valtrax5871]

Beautiful game!! With or without bugs looks amazing! Need ti check the history... Also... OPenis!

[@thecakecore232]

Spiff: OP-ness Me: *quickly pulls up recording software*

[@inspiringothers7197]

The Cake Core You: Also a gigantic loser.

[@heyitsdrew]

Dear SpiffB, I am pleased to tell you that I have finally just picked up some of your renowned Yorkshire Tea. I grabbed both red and gold, but went through so much trouble here in America. I'm sure it's on ever corner over there but here it's not. so I had to order it online, but to save on shipping I went out of my way to pickup at Walmart, what I don't understand is why they have it in some warehouse nearby but not in the store. what a mess, this tea better be worth it, I am a lover of both coffee and tea, sometimes iced tea, and in this wintery New England well it would be nice to have some tea since coffee you can have only once a day. Cheers! I will let you know if this tea is as good as you say it is with a subscription.