Dude's faith is so strong he still praise his god while laying on the ground paralyzed
@noodlesgamebox59034 жыл бұрын
TTAAAAAAAAAALLLOOOOOOSSSS
@Veellinn4 жыл бұрын
Talos ascended to godhood to give all true believers 100% paralysis protection for their head!
@johnlucas28384 жыл бұрын
@@Veellinn And mouth and lungs
@hotshotroom9644 жыл бұрын
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
@bagasdwiseptyan4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit RIIIIISE UP
@jonathanyounan13474 жыл бұрын
farkas: makes a joke reanu keaves: laughs and playfully punches farkas in his shoulder farkas: dies twice
@beeftastesliketoenails944 жыл бұрын
Sixty-nine thousand and four hundred twenty times*
@exzyyd3924 жыл бұрын
SKYRIM Farkas Dies Twice
@beingweirdisnormal14044 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated comment
@dduuhdeap77324 жыл бұрын
no farkas DIES 300000000000000000000000000000000 times
@tiffanywilliams23593 жыл бұрын
@@dduuhdeap7732 correct
@WoodlandDrake4 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me, Todd, my quest-giving NPCs are paralyzed for eternity and this is no longer fun" "... Have you tried turning them off and back on again?"
@twistynoodle94064 жыл бұрын
“I tried but they won’t turn back on”
@frankenstein66773 жыл бұрын
Skyrim: "Let's add the coolest unarmed animations yet!" Also Skyrim: "Let's remove the unarmed skill."
@malcolmawesome20292 жыл бұрын
Fr
@siggg000_TTV2 жыл бұрын
yeah, i kinda wanted to become a dragon born luchador
@tehwafflhouze22812 жыл бұрын
Put points into archery damage and disenchant the gloves of the pugilust and make them stronged.
@semtex2342 жыл бұрын
Did it have an unarmed skill?
@reloadpsi2 жыл бұрын
@@semtex234 Previous games did, I think. There used to be an acrobatics skill too.
@brandonchristen24724 жыл бұрын
Girl: "Why don't you take off your armor and come to bed?" Reenu Keeves: "I will LITERALLY die."
@erinb42374 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he has a removable codpiece
@TheReaverOfDarkness4 жыл бұрын
@@erinb4237 With that power, he may not even need one.
@joshuawigley92044 жыл бұрын
There's a shout for that
@teddy-beargamer63853 жыл бұрын
“Sorry babe, the armor stays on during sex.”
@daywheeler-hammond18483 жыл бұрын
i think our host would prefer ysgramor' askin for his gear off lol
@imperialguard4513 жыл бұрын
i love that this whole series is about exploits but doesnt take advantage of the fact that waiting is almost instant if you toggle the free cam, wait, and then detoggle it. makes it so waiting 24 hours takes one second instead of 24
@shadywolf97242 жыл бұрын
Wait really??
@Geta922 жыл бұрын
You can also select 24 hours, keep the left mouse button pressed down, confirm with "e" and then drag the slider to the left to wait an entire day in the time it usually takes to wait just 1.
@docutains2 жыл бұрын
this needs more likes so the spiff reads it and transcends his current existence.
@21TheRonin4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I'm a bit disappointed he didn't install the mod that replaces the audio for ''Fus Ro Da'' with ''GOOD DAY, SIR!''
@Nurk0m0rath4 жыл бұрын
Or "Just DO IT" is another good one.
@aienma66604 жыл бұрын
JOHN CENA!!!
@heideknight91224 жыл бұрын
Im looking this up.
@thomasjensen15904 жыл бұрын
@@iLoveBuckets69 skyrim - southpark edition
@criwall4 жыл бұрын
"HAVE SOME TEA!"
@nubberton13453 жыл бұрын
The canonically accurate Dragonborn
@hypermaeonyx49693 жыл бұрын
You mean the one that can summon storms at will, the Dragonborn that is nigh immune to all forms of magic, can summon forth a Dragon and raise an unlimited army of dead, Has teabagged Miraak, Harkon, Nazeem, and the Ebony Warrior while fighting 2 Legendary dragons, the same Dragonborn that also became the High King of skyrim? You mean THAT Dragonborn? Or do you mean the Virgin Dragonborn who steals Sweetrolls and Flowers and dies to bandits everyday.
@FrostyFoxDrake3 жыл бұрын
@@hypermaeonyx4969 I mean if the virgin Dragonborn can die *every day* wouldn’t that make them a unkillable god
@FrostyFoxDrake3 жыл бұрын
or is the virgin dragonborn just a really bad Lich
@leyrua8 ай бұрын
@@FrostyFoxDrake I love the idea of a lich who managed to make a phylactery but is utterly weak in every other regard, so he goes out and gets killed every single day.
@GanstaCatCT4 жыл бұрын
"They say Ulfric killed the High King with is voice - shouted him to death" 27:00 This is what happened.
@MothGM4 жыл бұрын
GanstaCatCT HE NIT JUST SHOUTED HE GOT KILLED 54 times in a row
@BeeMusic20244 жыл бұрын
History repeats itself
@autocorrecter9992 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought.
@SolusWhite4 жыл бұрын
So... any thief with a high enough sneak skill could easily kill Reanu Keeves by pickpocketing his armour off him...
@VenomQuill4 жыл бұрын
His Achilles Heel as it were.
@bigeel64884 жыл бұрын
Isnt there a pickpocket charm?
@pabloescobar45554 жыл бұрын
Reanu keeves knows all
@Cantskatemcd4 жыл бұрын
It Wasn't Funny The First Time yeah but you need a lvl 100 perk to pickpocket equipped armour
@simples64754 жыл бұрын
So he's a Forsworn Briarheart?
@nicolayvanreckem25514 жыл бұрын
Eorlund: paralyzed Spiffing: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
@rohankishibe80822 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Reanu Keeves' gear does not actually grants him any bonuses. It just unseals a tiny fraction of his reality-warping powers
@idontknoq48132 жыл бұрын
HOW DOES THIS COMMENT ONLY HAVE 14 LIKES (INCLUDING MY 14TH LIKE)?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!!!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!
@reanukeeves26412 жыл бұрын
can confirm
@gamingxavier8692 жыл бұрын
@@reanukeeves2641 the man himself confirmed it
@dystron74012 жыл бұрын
He grants his gear bonuses
@toobahismaty4012 Жыл бұрын
@@reanukeeves2641 :0
@SomeCanine4 жыл бұрын
"I've never even heard of this outsider" [Angrily sets down cup of tea and unsheathes sword]
@geoffreywilson70084 жыл бұрын
I'd argue its 'unsheathes hands', but then he wouldn't be 1 hit knockdowns.
@TKNinja372 жыл бұрын
[Quicksaving...]
@defensivekobra38734 жыл бұрын
Concept: adventuring party consisting of Reanu Keeves, Elon Husk, Seemour Clevage and Karen Kustody that goes on adventures challenging the laws of reality themselves with their exploits
@consonance74584 жыл бұрын
*clevarge
@koenvandamme69014 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that if they ever meet the world would end. As in, the actual world, not the game one.
@LuminousLead4 жыл бұрын
Throw in Bulk Bogon to round things out =D
@ladyvoldything4 жыл бұрын
They team up to fight the Final Pam, who is a Dark Souls-style gigantic megaboss.
@naturegirl19993 жыл бұрын
What games are the other three from?
@EvelynNdenial4 жыл бұрын
"arch necromancer" - only casts ice spells this is peak game design, congrats tod
@mikeshaver-miller7454 жыл бұрын
The really funny part is that expert ice mages paralyze people when they’re about to die... but if you reanimate a paralyzed corpse, it will permanently be broken and forced to do the running man for all eternity.
@Alizudo4 жыл бұрын
Almost 100% of all Necromancers in this game use ice spells. You also do realise that there were literally NO dead bodies within range, right? You people are just looking for excuses to complain, now.
@Rainyjax4 жыл бұрын
Necromancers will only use necromancy if there's usable corpses or skeletons nearby. Otherwise, they will use Ice spells to attack directly.
@takdudung4 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo wouldn't an arch necromancer have some random corpse lying around it, though
@EvelynNdenial4 жыл бұрын
@@Rainyjax really im just bitching that you can only revive corpses instead of summoning undead like in oblivion. it makes more sense sure, but is it fun?
@jasonblalock44293 жыл бұрын
Shame that he didn't discover the fun that can be had with freezing shouts. If something's charging at you and you freeze them, they maintain their momentum but lose nearly all of their friction, so they go sliding off into the sunset... or off the side of a mountain.
@bravobird94352 жыл бұрын
I gotta do that
@jasonblalock44292 жыл бұрын
@@bravobird9435 Freezing the troll at the top of The Throat as it rushes at you is just the BEST. It will usually go flying off the side of the mountain and then there's a loooooooooooong delay before the XP notification hits. Like dropping a penny down a well. A huge, hungry penny.
@siggg000_TTV2 жыл бұрын
to be fair... there are shouts where you can summon storms, dragons, slow time, and just over all yeet a man over a mountain
@toastytoast5432 жыл бұрын
It’s really funny to freeze master borri while he demonstrates whirlwind sprint. He slides off the mountain and goes flying
@bellyOfaTiger Жыл бұрын
Did that once with a frost troll once. Dude pinballed into a few trees after he rolled down a hill, then flew off into the horizon. Been trying to do that again ever since.
@NWolfsson4 жыл бұрын
"Reanu Keeves has a great proposition: The first 6'000 persons to like" Me: *look at the like meter up to 8.8k* Guess I'll die...
@elad10e154 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing...except it was 22K
@RickyAura4 жыл бұрын
It's 22k now
@DarkCT4 жыл бұрын
this makes me sad. i will never get to meet Reanu Keeves....
@mallardofmodernia80924 жыл бұрын
@@RickyAura 24 now
@lokidarklightstreamcache4 жыл бұрын
@@mallardofmodernia8092 25k..... crap
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
Heretic: This game has too many glitches and exploits Intellectuals: That is one of the reasons as to why this game is great in the first place
@logankrohn14724 жыл бұрын
The question is, are you an intellectual or a heretic?
@EggsaladSupreme4 жыл бұрын
Wait, when exactly has it been great?
@horse_dog4 жыл бұрын
@@EggsaladSupreme since 2011
@phantomthunder2034 жыл бұрын
But... what if you could get almost to no shout cooldown by earning it through gameplay with mods?
@darklegion36934 жыл бұрын
Why do i keep finding this dude everywhere? Almost in every video that i watch. Not even related to the spiffing brit. I keep finding this dude at the comment section. In like every video ever i watched. Who are you dude?
@justin23084 жыл бұрын
“Why have we killed everyone!?” A lot of people- from north to south- throughout history have asked that question, friend, but the thing is they always ask it AFTER they did it and not asked, “Why SHOULD we kill everyone” beforehand.
@Cole-ek7fh4 жыл бұрын
asking why they should is why they did.
@Order-si7nd3 жыл бұрын
Ah but that would be common sense we don’t do that here
@corvuscorax43734 жыл бұрын
Reanu Keeves is so powerful he learns the three words of Unrelenting Force at one time even though only the first is available at Bleak Falls Barrow.
@graverboi134 жыл бұрын
The thing that really stood out to me in this video was the fact that I got legitimately excited about the concept of an additional bag of tea in my non-existent rations.
@Malekeith2 жыл бұрын
Those rations will exist when our lord and savior Reanu Keeves breaks free of Tod Howard’s unjustly prison.
@streamusdarkwater50164 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Angry British man punches people until he can shout forever
@JoachimVampire4 жыл бұрын
alternative alternate title:reanu keaves fuses with Bud Spencer, then shouts.
@thegentleduck42774 жыл бұрын
5:38 You're telling me that this man knows his way around the most complicated exploits that make him a God among even those who claim omnipotence, yet did not know the command resurrect?
@ayumikuro37684 жыл бұрын
Or that you need to kill the dragon at the watchtower for dragons to spawn souls.... Or at least use the setstage command.
@lucasbiermann2574 жыл бұрын
he is only the errand boy. others that know just tell him what to do.
@gawayne39124 жыл бұрын
The power of Yorkshire tea gold is not perfect. It provides unlimited power to those who are worthy to bear it, however its sweet flavour intoxicates the user making him/her/they forget even basic commands.
@seblorkhan26184 жыл бұрын
Or even the forceav dragonsouls command
@BVasquezp4 жыл бұрын
@@gawayne3912 The human brain is not ready for the glory that is Yorkshire Gold. It will take centuries of careful genetic enginering to create the final stage of evolution, the perfect human-tea meld. Only then will we trully know godhood.
@Kevininabhuddi3 жыл бұрын
Vilkas: "I've never even heard of this outsider." My dragonborn: *eye twitch* "Well, Vilkas, that makes you look like quite the fool then, doesn't it? I am The Last Dragonborn, Killer of the World Eater, Hero of all of Skyrim. I am Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Listener to the Darkbrotherhood, and Leader of Thieves. Does that ring a bell Vilkas? No? Well, I'll continue. I'm a Master of All Arcane knowledge, I consume Dragon Souls for breakfast, I've killed more dragons than you've ever even seen in your obviously very sheltered life, and I'm a master of the Thu'um. I can bend dragons to my will and force them to crawl as mortals on the ground. Do you know any ancient dragon language, Vilkas? No? I've stopped the ancient Dragonborn Miraak from returning from oblivion to enslave the world. I prevented the vampires from creating an eternal night and killing all of Tamriel. I'm also Thane of every Hold in this province. I have the blood and soul of a dragon. I'm stronger than any of you hope to be. You must be very sheltered if you haven't heard of me. I suppose you weren't aware of how many times life as you know it was in danger and who exactly saved it countless times. No, you lock yourself in a dusty old boat brooding about honor and your little mutt powers. It's funny that you claim to honor Ysgramor when you have literally zero knowledge of Nordic prophecy. If you did you would've known I'd come to save the world. If I were you, Vilkas I'd get a newspaper and read up on current events once in a while. It's not healthy to isolate yourself so much." Vilkas: "Here's my sword. Go take it up to Eorlund to have it sharpened. And be careful, it's probably worth more than you are."
@TheGary1082 жыл бұрын
*Screeches in Dragon*
@lordjaraxxus54182 жыл бұрын
ah.... i expect you to be arrested for admitting to being the listener and thieves guild master.
@Little_dinggle2 жыл бұрын
Yes! So true
@dragonslayerornstein23612 жыл бұрын
If he said that to me I will say *ZII LOS DII DO*
@weaver-nova2 жыл бұрын
bruh
@justicedunham40884 жыл бұрын
When the spiffing Brit encounters a supposedly deadly enemy: “Right, what’s all this about then?”
@Thelivery4 жыл бұрын
At this point Reeanu Kieves probably could even destroy the highest Divinity: TODD HOWARD, only by breathing at him
@TheDave1594 жыл бұрын
HERESY!
@vzvdm4 жыл бұрын
Kill the HERETIC!!!
@Rezinstance4 жыл бұрын
If only that were true...
@TheJarien4 жыл бұрын
i mean, he is breathtaking
@fallenlegend27634 жыл бұрын
could he destroy elon musk
@isaacparker72234 жыл бұрын
At the outro: "if you need a hand, give us a shout"... *unlimited shouts commence for unlimited hands
@Gormathius4 жыл бұрын
Carl approves.
@catmanbossnesscat83324 жыл бұрын
Hand department:hippity hoppity, your throat is now my property
@DokterCreeper2 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: Gets unlimited shouts Also Spiffing Brit: "Can you all line up so I only have to use one shout?"
@NeoplayzGames2 жыл бұрын
Force of habit I guess
@darrionmcwilliams424 жыл бұрын
*"Oh he definitely didn't survive that one. My goodness."* - Spiffing Britt 2020
@ImDrFail4 жыл бұрын
I love that the magic system is so underpowered in Skyrim that even Spiff couldn't make an overpowered magic build. Thank you Todd, top marks.
@Chickenman1614 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah unlike other combat skills the damage doesn't scale, it just reduces magicka cost
@cairaman224 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. You have to use the potion/enchanting exploit to make decent destruction spell damage boosting potions and chug one every 30 seconds... A real downer since I always love using spellcaster setups in games :(
@lemonk12304 жыл бұрын
@@cairaman22 that's what mods are for! It doesn't forgive bad game design from Bethesda, but you can still enjoy yourself (as long as you're on XB1, PS4, or PC I guess)
@cathryntitus66024 жыл бұрын
Apparently im the only person who knows how to make a pure mage op in skyrim. Its not that hard at all. You dont need mods but there are a few i use but non that affect spells or perks.
@Archimonde2594 жыл бұрын
@@cathryntitus6602 There are ways to make a decent mage, just not with Destruction spells. Sure you can cheese the game with any dual-casted spell and the Impact perk but it takes roughly 10 hours to kill anything stronger than a skeever and it's just not really fun
@brazenh28364 жыл бұрын
I love how none of the skyrim vids begin as "well we're trying a new exploit since the devs patched the last one"... Cuz that'd NEVER happen
@haseotheadept25634 жыл бұрын
actually they did. The oghma infinium one........and only that one
@chamoo2324 жыл бұрын
@@haseotheadept2563 I think they patched the one where you could duplicate the SPECIAL book in Fallout 4 and boost your stats to 10 right after coming out of the vault. They didn't patch the one where you can have Dogmeat pick the cryolator from the locked chest.
@ararepotato14204 жыл бұрын
They did nerf the fortify restoration loop. Before you could do it a alchemy 15, now you need alchemy at 80 and having a decent level for enchanting helps as well.
@chamoo2324 жыл бұрын
@@ararepotato1420 The restoration loop was found after the smith/enchanting/alchemy boosts were capped. The restoration part made it possible to bypass the cap.
@haseotheadept25634 жыл бұрын
@@ararepotato1420 thats not true at all, i can do it at base level right away the unofficial skyrim patch fixed this so im assumjng your a pc player with it installed? im on console and it works as a base 15
@championvinnie93753 жыл бұрын
If you just do the resto exploit a few times, the game will forget to take the buff off of the amulet of Talos, and you’ll have infinite shouts until you take off the amulet
@ULTIMATEGOOSE014 жыл бұрын
The icing on the cake is that we know Bethesda won't be patching any of these lol, great vid I love your stuff
@EggsaladSupreme4 жыл бұрын
They leave everything to the community... Would be surprised if a bug fix update is just a mod made official. Base game is overrated.
@rodimusmaximus39124 жыл бұрын
Eggsalad Supreme Would be nice if they did that honestly. There is an unofficial patch that fixes A LOT of issues but playing with mods disables achievements, even mods that don’t effect gameplay. Not bothersome for most people but I’m an achievement hunter, and the bugs themselves can get in the way so it sucks not being able to use an existing patch for them.
@encycl07pedia-4 жыл бұрын
@@EggsaladSupreme Vanilla Skyrim, which I have, is overrated, but it's still hours and hours of fun. It just gets really old once you've leveled everything up.
@N0FoxGiven4 жыл бұрын
It Just Works - The Chalkeaters
@mauer14 жыл бұрын
25:47 i think you shouted an flying arrow right back into his head.
@sethb30904 жыл бұрын
It's also possible that he shouted the guy into a flying arrow
@greenguyd7 ай бұрын
@@sethb3090 both are equally badass
@Potatezone4 жыл бұрын
You can get a free, quest-locked Amulet of Talos in Solitude when you enter for the first time. They want you to do this exploit, they even cut the guy's head off for it! Also, the Restoration Potion exploit DOES work with the Amulet of Talos, it just doesnt show. No Lycanthropy required.
@Alizudo4 жыл бұрын
How does the Restoration Potion glitch work on Amulets of Talos? You can't make the enchantment yourself.
@@robertfaer4522 I think it's drink potion with amulet on, then unequip re-equip, repeat.
@aceac63374 жыл бұрын
@@horribleboils6555 does blessing of talos(or whatever its name since i forgot) shorten the cooldown of the shouts?
@horribleboils65554 жыл бұрын
@@aceac6337 Yup, same effect, just from a shrine.
@DropsOfDestruction3 жыл бұрын
I used to do the resto-loop glitch for shouts and I'd cast slow time, paralyze, unrelenting force downward while inside the no contact paralyzed npc launching them upward, then the kamehemea storm spell the npc propelling them into the air. Fun times
@KubinWielki4 жыл бұрын
"Steal a thousand gold and be a millionaire!" Quick maths!
@beeftastesliketoenails944 жыл бұрын
Just steal 1 thousand pieces of gold that are each worth 1 thousand gold
@pelicanoe4 жыл бұрын
He could potentially have had 999,000 gold beforehand, which would mean that the 1,000 would make him a millionaire, but that's just being pedantic
@taffyadam60313 жыл бұрын
Maffs
@daskrumelmonster32414 жыл бұрын
Hey my NPC is broken Have you tried turning it off and on again?
@theparkouristad4 жыл бұрын
Reanu keeves should be able to crouch and become totally invisible (very high stealth) by just the power of digestives.
@kotyrollins3 жыл бұрын
Reanu Keeves fighting his way through skyrim one shotring everyone reminds me of his starring role, Wohn Jick.
@huntertaylor3674 жыл бұрын
Watching you break games over your knee in such a classy fashion cures my depression :)
@CognetoBurrito4 жыл бұрын
"Hodd Toward" caught me off guard xD
@cheesed-kun84454 жыл бұрын
You new here ? If so welcome 😁
@lemeres24784 жыл бұрын
10:00 Well, if I was to justify the gate in character, then it would be a nice funnel. Sure, people can just walk around it... but in a raid, the firs thing an invading force of soldiers would do would be to walk around it. Single file, one at a time, right into a large group of sentries. They could also climb over, but then, they might climb onto someone's spear. It also makes it hard to get carriages in without opening the gate, which limits how much people can steal from the place. Sure, they can grab some gold coins, but they can't effectively carry out 20 bags of grain that the group needs to survive the winter. To put it in videogame terms: Let's say you are a boss that can respawn and come back later in the story as long as no one headshots you. So what do you do? You add a big blowing weak spot on your belly. Everyone will target it. Sometimes, an obvious and very weakness can force enemies into only thinking of certain options. Even if the weakness is real and does real damage, it can help you avoid an even greater weakness.
@pureevilecho1504 жыл бұрын
Great analogy of a decoy weakness to explain that.
@lemeres24784 жыл бұрын
@griffin phillips But that is all the fun. You look at an area, and tthink that it was carefully planned with subtle story telling through the use of environment, when it ws really just thrown together by an intern over his lunch break.
@grzesiekbiskowski2 жыл бұрын
You don't have to do so many steps. If you drink special potion of restoration and then equip the Amulet of Talos, you will have no cooldown for shouts as long as you have the amulet equipped
@howtonocf80004 жыл бұрын
There is an enchantment that can be found on some boots, that make you go faster. Disenchant these boots and use exploits to make yourself a true Sonic The Hedgehog. mix this with the "slow time" shout, and you get to be Quicksilver from the x-men movies. you should also use the exploit that you showed today, making time slowed down forever.
@dragonslayerornstein3874 жыл бұрын
Slowing time forever breaks the game
@howtonocf80004 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it would look awesome
@jeremybitar98314 жыл бұрын
you can extend the duration of slow time by fortifying alteration. So yes you can make it infinite
@rustyjones79084 жыл бұрын
There isn't a run speed buff in vanilla skyrim. It'd be nice but has to be modded in.
@davidirvine72384 жыл бұрын
there is no move speed enchantment.....
@ethakis4 жыл бұрын
The amazing story of how the most powerful man in Skyrim,Reanu Keeves, achieved his dream of becoming a metal vocalist.
An easier way to get into the hidden chest in white Run is to hold a bowl infront of you at the stone wall behind the training area for the wolf people and do the sprint shout into it. It will let you move through the wall and set you right outside the sky forge at the chest
@Serahpin4 жыл бұрын
Old joke: Child protective services goes to the Dovahkiin's house and tell him he's under arrest for child abuse. "Ridiculous," he replies, "I've never laid a hand on them. I've only shouted at them."
@leomadero5624 жыл бұрын
Thats still abuse though
@annalisa97554 жыл бұрын
@@leomadero562 that would be the joke yes
@Trollidier4 жыл бұрын
You may show yourselves out
@maxflynn68454 жыл бұрын
Stenvar: "You've been a good friend to me" Reanu Keeves: "About that..."
@sirmonokel72944 жыл бұрын
the madlad is back
@erenyeager38294 жыл бұрын
I have been using these videos as a guide Thank you Spiff, I am now completely undefeatable.
@greenguyd7 ай бұрын
you vs reanu keeves
@asianpersuasian37584 жыл бұрын
Imagine fighting someone and they just walk past you and loots the chess next to you while you’re impaling him with ice
@extravagantpanda79624 жыл бұрын
0:29 *pushes glasses up* actually I think you'll find that's an integer overflow error. A stack overflow would have crashed the game. I'll see myself out.
@beeftastesliketoenails944 жыл бұрын
*glasses start glowing like in anime*
@Grey_World14 жыл бұрын
@ExtravagantPanda Would you explain what that means? Ok an Integer is a number, and Overflow means too many numbers. My guess is that'll leave you with negative health points somehow
@feckert73014 жыл бұрын
@@Grey_World1 OK so my understanding of this is that values in a program have a specific number of bits set aside for calculating that value. Example is if an item has 8-bits set aside for calculating its cost, it has 256 possible values it could equate to. This means it could cost between 0 and 255 currency. An integer overflow would occur if you don't set a limit or create a way to handle the exception but create an algorithm to calculate the cost that can exceed that number. The number then wraps around and adds the extra value to the lowest possible value. So if an item costs 270 but you can only go up to 255 the cost would end up being 15 currency. However, If you don't specify the number be positive it could instead cost -240 (-255+15). I only program a little on the side as a hobby so this might be slightly inaccurate but I'm sure if I am wrong, someone will correct me.
@diacriticsrue2603 жыл бұрын
A stack overflow is when you allocate too much memory is allocated on the stack, right? I don’t remember that well since I learned C a few years back.
@actually50043 жыл бұрын
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@comrademossball53884 жыл бұрын
Trust me Todd knows EXACTLY what he's done. F for Stenvar.
@justelliot48704 жыл бұрын
Unus annus
@CED994 жыл бұрын
F
@keenospreyfishing3 жыл бұрын
You don't have to jump on the barrels to get outside of Whiterun. Takes too long. There is a wall on one of the houses that if you walk against you fall under the map and can run around. But very entertaining video. 👍
@smuledude50542 жыл бұрын
also next to the forge where the archer targets are use a bowl you can fain on the tables do wall glitch and walk around as normal much closer and waaaaaaaaaaay easier
@xanithdegroot54074 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Theres another way to access the skyforge chest, and I personally always found this one to be a bit easier. All you need is the first word of whirl wind sprint unlocked. stand ontop of the rock next to the skyforge, facing the mead hall (i'm not going to try and spell that, thankyou) and use whirlwind sprint to land ontop of the roof. I recommend droping a quicksave here as if you fall off, but next you need to run into the corner of the two roof sections and jump up it to get ontop of the roof of the padio-like section. Once you are there, you simply need to run to the far end, facing the wall to outside, and climb on top of the weird bendy thing by, you guessed it, more spam jumping. Absolutely quicksave b4 that part, as falling off there is painful, as you get to do everything over again (or you might just die from the damage). But, once you make it up there, Its a simple matter of using whirlwind sprint to go over the wall, and then walking to the chest as explained in this video! It makes more sense if you see it done, but I hope my explanation can help :)
@wolfgangnester18674 жыл бұрын
You actually don't need whirlwind sprint to access that section I did it without it but whirlwind sprint makes it sooooooooooooooo much easier it took me 3 bloody hours without whirlwind lol
@jamesradford82154 жыл бұрын
Easier way is use a wood plate or a platter and just walk into the walk on the side of the skyforge
@ddan19984 жыл бұрын
@@jamesradford8215 thats what I do
@JeskaiEye4 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, you could walk in to a wall of one of the houses and just drop through the floor. 10/10 game Todd Howard, 10/10.
@DoofAlmighty4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Stenvar i've been a good friend to you. Also Spiff sets him on fire.
@F0X_H0UND4 жыл бұрын
24:40 "They say The Spiffing Brit murdered the guards with his voice! Shouted them to pieces!"
@jessicamaeve15192 жыл бұрын
about the gate lock, there is a certain level of exp that each dungeon must provide players within each area of stealth magic and might.
@ixelhaine4 жыл бұрын
Did this. Easiest way is just to make a potion that fortifies Restoration at least 400% and enchant anything with the Fortify Restoration enchantment (preferably a ring). Drink the potion, put on an Amulet of Talos, then put on the Ring. As long as the Potion of Restoration is in effect, the 20% reduction in Shout time from the Amulet of Talos will be over 100% reduction, and do to the same name, as long as the Fortify Restoration enchantment is on, the Fortify Restoration potion effect will be permanent. Also effects all other armor enchantments as well as a Shine power, if you got one after drinking the Potion.
@vladimirbazhaev78514 жыл бұрын
25:48 "This one took an arrow to the head" You were almost there Spiffing... you were so close
@VenomQuill4 жыл бұрын
So close to what? He didn't knee-d any more set-up...
@floralfires4 жыл бұрын
Reanu keeves : strong shouts. Every shonen mc : Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
@dsouth77543 жыл бұрын
I've been experimenting with this glitch and came across some interesting effects that have, no doubt, been known by Skyrim players probably since 2012 but is new to me (and works in SE, too). Infinite shouts? Amulets of the divines? How about reducing the confusing process of alchemy stacking through equipping/unequipping menu navigation? You can make a bunch of cheap gold rings, enchant them with fortify alchemy, and stack the fortification this way like you can with Amulets of Talos. Then, obviously, you create massively powerful potions of fortify enchanting and then, obviously, you make a powerful ring of Alchemy. A one ring to rule them all, so to say. The best part? The game gets super confused, and if the rings are in a stack you can equip more than what you have on your person. It gets even better, though. Because while you are equipping in werewolf form, these items are absolutely NOT mutually exclusive. If you want to equip 69 of each amulet of the divines, multiple fortify carry weight rings that makes you stronger than fifty Hulk Hogans, your One Ring of Alchemy you made earlier, you can do that. It just works!
@KngMaxwell2 жыл бұрын
i’m so glad you commented this because i came to this video to learn this glitch and try it with a fortify alchemy anything to skip the long restoration process. many thanks.
@konnen73544 жыл бұрын
So he really is...breathtaking. No, i wont see myself out.
@IcchiNutz4 жыл бұрын
Please don't
@kengurusafari4 жыл бұрын
Breathgiving
@nicholasfarrell59814 жыл бұрын
Konnen 73 fear not, Reanu Keeves will show you out. Actually, be scared as Hell.
@catastrophe44724 жыл бұрын
I have watched so many Spiffing Brits videos that i have mastered the Spiff voice and sometimes i just slip into it I have also made a locked chest for my lovely Yorkshire tea Protect the Yorkshire tea so we can all be like Reanu Keeves.
@notcitrus55664 жыл бұрын
But have you ever visited spiffhub
@BVasquezp4 жыл бұрын
I think the cause is the tea
@Varis...4 жыл бұрын
0:02 and they said I was crazy when I saw a bird-man in skyrim.
@dominiclarratt99684 жыл бұрын
You are crazy. Their was nothing there.
@SageHerrera4 жыл бұрын
@@dominiclarratt9968 *Reanu sending a guard flying with just his omnipotent vocal chords* Le Dominic: Must have been the wind
@CursedSFMS Жыл бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy.
@okboomerbutitsacat80503 жыл бұрын
9:54 im like 75% sure that im giving todd a bit too much credit here, but that door being built like that could show the enemy's incompetence and lack of wealth.
@Kevbo20404 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Reanu Keeves is still adventuring around out there. And I'm betting he's going to equip five Amulets of Talos at once for that Shout boost!
@funnynameforme40914 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm I think you right
@M0D7764 жыл бұрын
Kevbo2040 its actually easier to use a superpowered fortify restoration potion and then equip the amulet of Talos ;)
@ararepotato14204 жыл бұрын
@@M0D776 I thought that was patched?
@flameingman2.0444 жыл бұрын
@@ararepotato1420 Patched? You do know what this game is and WHO made it?
@EmulatedNostalgia4 жыл бұрын
That chest piece almost makes you as strong as the queen. Almost.
@Spieterlaman4 жыл бұрын
Spiffing brit: "in order to do a shout only build you're going to need to know a few exploits" Mitten squad: hold my beer
@bitingapotato32773 жыл бұрын
Ymfah: hold my bucket
@alextheperson97193 жыл бұрын
@@bitingapotato3277 this is a bucket
@jessicavalentin74653 жыл бұрын
@@alextheperson9719 dear god..
@john_kramer5163 жыл бұрын
@@alextheperson9719 it’s too mighty
@glennbourdon45053 жыл бұрын
Too bad you can’t run out them in Spira mana take down or a power bomb that would be so funny LOL
@reavravenhurst5873 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious 😂. The mighty Todd Howard would be pleased if he weren't so displeased.
@ryanpiercy33904 жыл бұрын
Guards would love that excuse, I didn't kill him, the ground did. All I did was shout at him.
@DhonJoe4 жыл бұрын
I pledge my life and aleigence to Yorkshire tea, the queen, spiffCO and Reanu-San
@user-lm6mk8sf7s4 жыл бұрын
Hey spiff, I've been wondering: is the dark souls series perfectly balanced? I would love it if you show us just how balanced can it get
@ethangonzalez66144 жыл бұрын
Oh heck yes! Spiff please do it!
@idiotlasagna61544 жыл бұрын
Bring back buffing boss weapons!
@OfficialFedHater4 жыл бұрын
Tumblebuff chaos zwei.
@CristianVlad-lo7qq4 жыл бұрын
Brit: -If You need some help, give us a shout! Me: Fus Ro Da!!!
@greenguyd7 ай бұрын
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
@hypnopulsar28554 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone brings comedy back to Skyrim videos. Bless you.
@lemo89864 жыл бұрын
I do hereby swear fealty to Reanu Keeves, to serve him with undying loyalty until the end of days.
@AlexanderBukh4 жыл бұрын
until he fus you accidentally
@honorguard76164 жыл бұрын
Kevin Vannord walks into the Room.
@ithuhalinqua10264 жыл бұрын
Tod: "Apparently our games are buggy, the internet said so, so it's true" Everyone playing Skyrim:
@aiden13412 жыл бұрын
0:31 its not a stack overflow error, its just an integer overflow error. Stack overflow occurs when you calls a function too many times
@kazuma12844 жыл бұрын
Reanu keeves is actually the one that created gods using his big bang level shouts, he's a dragonborn that came BEFORE akatosh, he is the ultimate lifeform. He is reanu keeves, drinker of tea, destroyer of cities, reaper of souls, creator of gods, the one who goes against the todd
@thescarletemperor644 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Blows a guy of of the stairs in whiterun in the first 10 seconds. Me: Me Too.
@thegeneraljohn28954 жыл бұрын
Any Game: *Exists* Reanu Keeves: "Are you challenging me?"
@JollyGreenWizard3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the gate being locked represented a brute of a bandit who raided the cave once and broke off the side of the gate became he couldn't pick the lock. So instead of being pathetic at defense, the spellswords didn't even realized the gate was locked because they just walked around it.
@olorin64944 жыл бұрын
Spiffing brit: "I can endlessly shout people into a corner and dash around the overworld this is so broken" Slow time, storm call, ice form, call odhaving, call hero of sovngarde, summon Durnaveir, soul tear, animal allegiance, all stackable with twin souls perk: "allow us to introduce ourselves"
@dylaxiusmccoy4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Marked for Death, which permanently reduces a character's armor and even takes it into the negatives, allowing you to kill anyone in a single hit.
@davidirvine72384 жыл бұрын
@@dylaxiusmccoy he already kills everyone in a single hit marked for death is useless. i don't mean just for him anyone with half a brain can end up 1 hitting everything in skyrim without marked for death its full blown a useless shout. the only reason i could see using it is for role playing aside from that it's like a c- shout. not to mention most enemy's (all non human) in skyrim don't even have an armor value mark for death is useless for the same reason maces are useless
@olorin64944 жыл бұрын
I also forgot Bend will so you can actually add a third dragon or enemy character to your army you can summon at will
@jaydenhuntley24564 жыл бұрын
@@davidirvine7238 if you don't play on modes less than adept whilst not cheating (exploits), you won't one shot a few enemies actually. Marked for death CAN be stacked on enemies with armor (the ones harder to one shot anyway) to produce negative armor stats.
@cheesed-kun84454 жыл бұрын
David Irvine well you obviously don’t play legendary 😂
@Galimeer54 жыл бұрын
19:06 maxed fortify barter enchantments let you buy items for their base value and sell them for the same value. For example, an ebony mace has a value of 1000 gold. Buying one from a merchant (without any enchantments or perks) would cost more than that (like 1250 or something -- I don't know) and selling one would only get you ~900 gold. But, with a fortify barter enchantment at 100% or more, you would only pay 1000 gold for that ebony mace and/or sell it for its full price of 1000 gold.
@jamescarrotcsl84 жыл бұрын
I thought that buying reached 105% and selling was only 100% of value so you're still losing money?
@thatautisticbrony78474 жыл бұрын
only Todd Howard himself is more powerful than Reanu Keeves, and the only reason he is, is that he has the godly power of creating worlds that Reanu Keeves can't simply snap out of existence.
@Okamiden153 жыл бұрын
The barrel is a slow method of getting to the chest. What I do, is whirlwind sprint onto Jorvasskr, then whirlwind sprint over to the roof awning on the wall, then simply walk off the edge out of bounds
@pinkcupcake47174 жыл бұрын
Spiffing vs. Skyrim, perfect entertainment, I need my tea.
@consonance74584 жыл бұрын
The children are more powerful than reanu keeves. They just don’t use their power.
@raghavkapuria42964 жыл бұрын
thats the reason why there are no paedophile in skyrim
@user-zw6qu5ml6z4 жыл бұрын
That's true
@SoUniqueUser4 жыл бұрын
Raghav Kapuria and why you can’t kill them
@I_Am_LazyLad4 жыл бұрын
Except with mods then he is unstoppable
@IndigoGollum4 жыл бұрын
Just don't let Reanu hear you say that
@kitecorbin39144 жыл бұрын
The thalmor are not going to pleased when they find not only one amulet of talos in my inventory, but six! They’ll never know though, cause they’ll be halfway up a mountain if they ask questions 😂😂
@Archimonde2594 жыл бұрын
One does not simply ask Reanu Keeves questions
@5Davideo4 жыл бұрын
You couldn't get the dragon souls from the dragons since you also have to finish the quest where you defeat the dragon attacking Whiterun.
@reidskull50184 жыл бұрын
12:00 Farkas pulls a lever to let you out, so there was something that allowed you to leave.
@sethcalliesmusic4 жыл бұрын
100% Shout Only Build Okay so basically this man is becoming Morgz inside of Skyrim.
@DarthNader0073 жыл бұрын
Not basicly he is literally reanu Morgz keeves
@justderp57134 жыл бұрын
*ANCIENT WORDS LEARNED* _IT JUST WORKS_ Convinces people to buy your game
@distinct_thunder77702 жыл бұрын
if he’s sitting on the grindstone, you can sell to him while underneath the forge and if you wait 24 hours, his inventory resets. no need to leave and re-enter
@crimson35324 жыл бұрын
Can I get a extra teabag in the rations my whole family has contracted bone break fever 🤒
@Cburst3 жыл бұрын
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ *theres no tea emoji just pretend its tea*
@9405alex4 жыл бұрын
The part when crowding them at the doorway I thought of Dragon Ball Z when Tien Shinhan used his Neo Tri-Beam to push Cell back into the earth again and again.
@rustyjones79083 жыл бұрын
"This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke"
@TheGary1082 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Tien die from using his Neo Tri-Beam too often?
@Overlordog04 жыл бұрын
It would be fun to watch Reanu Keeves play through the entirety of Skyrim's main story line with exploits.