Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)

[@mushroomkingwolfie]

Thank you for naming an armada after me spiff! I feel so honored! I will forever remember this as the day I, King Wolfie, was in a Spiffing Brit stream!

[@Roketsune]

I like wolfies!

[@mushroomkingwolfie]

@@Roketsune I like kitsune! Lol ❤️

[@Roketsune]

@@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

[@Roketsune]

@@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

[@spicyreyes]

Mango telling the story of using Spiff as a meat shield just had me like "oh yes, they're perfect for each other"

[@spicyreyes]

Two videos go up a month after Spiff and Mango's wedding Spiff: "TAX WRITE OFF ARE PERFECTLY BALANCED : GET MARRIED for INFINITE MONEY?" Mango: "I drowned my husband on our honeymoon trying to get away from jellyfish, AITA?"

[@Oblithian]

A Fannigram hey? I do love a fanni...

[@Sync_tm]

@@spicyreyes te as t m

[@Freakinkat]

I was like looking through the comments and I'm like what's a Mango 😗then I heard the Mango and I was like ohhhhhhhhhh, that's a the Mango, omg little spiffs!!! Oh snap

[@iraf.official]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adamthestonerful]

Thank you mango for taking over the spiffing Brits channel.

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎E

[@mattd6931]

There's really nothing more British, than discovering something as a guest, and then taking over it completely.

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

@@EEEEEEEE nothing more British than a pint down the pub & a couple good E's

[@varjutantsija5607]

i can already hear spiff say it.. "Marriage is a perfectly balanced-" 😂

[@spicyreyes]

How To Exploit Payroll Tax By Marrying Your Intern

[@dmitrirudder4878]

His vows better read like a video intro

[@spicyreyes]

They do the looped arm toast with Perfectly Balanced Mugs of Yorkshire Tea

[@ElodieHiras]

Seriously, they should patch out that infinite money exploit that involves going into marriage planning to divorce from day 1.

[@miisgi9641]

Mango's reactions make it clear that her assistance in a Crusader Kings stream needs to happen.

[@RobBCactive]

Perhaps the Spiff should wait till after the wedding before exposure to CK :)

[@iraf.official]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MrShowbags]

41:13 Someone gonna tell poor Mango that Jellyfish are such simple creatures that they could hardly recognize that they even exist. They dont have a brain, heart or respritory system, they cant think and all of their behaivor are automatic reflexes. They wouldn't understand what pain is and could hardly tell the difference between being dead or alive anyway so she should stop beating herself up for it unless she feels guilty for all the grass shes walked on before as that has just about as much sentience as a jellyfish!

[@spicyreyes]

"I can be the source of everything!" Spiff forgetting to be British for a second

[@spicyreyes]

"I can't believe you've taken everything I've done and claimed it for your own" Mango ALSO forgetting Spiff is British

[@IsfetSolaris]

@@spicyreyes timestamp?

[@SerunaXI]

Spiff: This is Mango, one of my interns. Mango: Intern? Spiff: Also my Fiance. Oh, so she's a paid intern.

[@beesly01]

Naught point 5 pence per month.

[@OctEddie]

I also like the idea of Mango playing a game that Spiff narrates the actions of.

[@spicyreyes]

I had the concept of Spiff and Mango playing a multi-player game where he has to exploit it to make Mango win, instead of himself Like that co op game of Civ where Spiff and another player were taking turns nuking cities, but Spiff actively has to make Mango win ...bonus points if he doesn't tell her that's the goal ....DOUBLE bonus if she's actively trying to lose

[@Docnomania]

This needs to be a thing

[@sintanan469]

4:38 Wait a minute... A lost colony, meaning they aren't part of the original empire... highly xenophobic... highly militaristic... Spiff is playing Space America!

[@readierazeii.5468]

Oh my, what a Twist!

[@Chaotic_Fragment]

Britain when someone gives them spaceships and tea: Why stop at a planet when there’s a solar system? _But why stop at a solar system when there’s a galaxy?_ *But why stop at a galaxy when there’s a universe?* *_But why stop at a universe when there’s the multiverse?_*

[@markmalocha3303]

But then they come across their multiversal British counterparts, who use robots extensively and have outright banned tea. Multiversal war ensues.

[@Clasteau]

CONGRATS to you and Mango, Spiff. Over the moon happy for you two.

[@4ththedoctor204]

i was so disappointed to see a stream starting as i was walking out the door this morning, and was immediately rewarded as i started watching. being the gov i hope i will not forsake the power gifted upon myself by the great and powerful Spiff. ALL HAIL SPIFF. may he bring tea to the heathens of the universe.

[@4ththedoctor204]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! rip

[@Docnomania]

35 minutes for peach to go from "make aliens friends" to "murder the aliens"

[@NikolaiManning]

Mango comes back while Spiff is ranting about tea and colonization... This is normal.

[@lisasteel6817]

Every game Spiff plays turns into a war crimes simulator.

[@ThorwindMaxamus]

Your not wrong :p

[@readierazeii.5468]

Or a Britain-Simulator.

[@Osma777]

Finding a lovely Mango who is capable of putting up with The Spiffing Brit is clearly an exploit, and shows that Romance is perfectly balanced. Well done Spiff, you've done it again. (Please remember that this is Romance, not Project Zomboid (Which I just watched), so murdering her is counter-indicated for the eventual win scenario in this game.)

[@lololoershadow]

I keep being held hostage by Spiffing Brits videos, when ever I fall asleep with youtube on autoplay, I wake up to one of these streams.

[@robertcartledge826]

The custom models remind me of the animated movie based on treasure island, "treasure planet" I think Spiff would enjoy that since it has a very strong tea drinking Brittish vibe :D

[@achingbach2904]

I agree.

[@noahely3014]

When I saw the boats and the fort my mind instantly went ohhhh it's pirate 101

[@tranceightseven]

I hail from Texas. I fell asleep with you tube randomly chugging along and woke up to this. Strange world, great tea…

[@davidhorvath226]

Hello spiff, i just want to say thank you for your content, you dont know but your vids and your voice is the only thing that comfort me and able to make me sleep, i have struggles with life now and its a great help, i love your humor and everything.. so thanks for it even if you never reply i felt that i have to say thanks :)

[@JelaniWood]

Ah so your Space Brits plythrough went like most of mine go. You get boxed in and are on the Defensive more or less the entire game even when on Offense. I actually named mine "The Spiffing Brits" in your honor, Sir.

[@fynnskywalker]

I love that the first word of the stream is our lord and saviour Georgie

[@jaredcrary]

I only caught a cursory glance at the models for the ships and bases, but they look like the models from treasure planet: battle at procyon. That was a blast from the past lmao

[@gustavosantos106]

Congratulations, charming couple!

[@mustlovedragons8047]

Loving the Treasure Planet shipset!

[@ataperecorder]

love seeing mango in more videos/streams! ❤

[@spicyreyes]

Spiff and the Intergalatic Tea-Farers

[@XENO051]

Spiff I want to personally thank you for introducing me to Yorkshire Tea and I want you to know I recently had a blood transfusion and I am now running on 100% Yorkshire Tea Gold in my veins. I think I have an addiction and I dont want to stop.

[@Nightchade]

Your girl came ready to go full Ordo Xenos on this game. 0-savage in less than an hour, bravo. 🤣

[@blainethompson6510]

Hello missed the live stream life happens Mango congrats on the upcoming nuptials Your treasure planet ships are hilarious and amazing 👍

[@MrThomasCWest]

If I had the funds, I was going to open a tea shop near a hospital and call it Casual Teas.

[@Oblithian]

I was just going to open a tea emporium for Spiff, but the mods on the discord told me no. :(

[@mrbluea23]

You are 1 lucky guy, your fiancé is a Chaos God

[@TheInsanitor]

Mango is great fun! She should participate be in more videos... While you're busy doing some background setup, she can tell Zippy stories! :D

[@IsfetSolaris]

You two have such a good dynamic (I suppose you are partners) please do more videos together!

[@Roketsune]

Why is Spiff married to a tropical fruit that apparently also is capable of speech?

[@gravewatcher6690]

I love stellaris! When i first got the game, I made a faction called British empire and every world I captured was appropriately named BRITISH COLONY.

[@TDurden527]

First time I've ever watched TSB play a game straight and the Humans declare war on him and his F a couple hours into the game that's it.

[@ststclair]

I forgot how much I miss the Weekly Domestic!

[@Oblithian]

I didn't. RIP

[@MindFullGames]

here i was wondering whose voice did i wake up to. love ur channel man. keep up the good work

[@OctEddie]

This makes me want to play Stellaris again…especially seeing I can just automate the planets.

[@quinnwilson9671]

congrats on engagement 🎉

[@Cenot4ph]

This thing is like a cult with all this 'tea' screaming in the chat section

[@MalfunctionNeo]

All glory to the extra tea-restrials.

[@Jadriam]

So if i manage a race of tea powered robots will I be spared as fellow tea consumers, or destroyed to harvest my delicious Yorkshire Tea bloodfuel?

[@auseawesome9112]

Very fun stream, tea will overtake all!

[@mathewnunya2434]

The Irassian precursor relic gives a outpost building that adds 30% ship build speed and adds another shipyard build slot to every shipyard building. Meaning a citadel outpost (max upgrades) can have 6 shipyards for building ships but with the irassian building those 6 become 12 and each builds 30% faster, like a mega shipyard that isnt a megastructure

[@Trivial_Whim]

Never heard of Lego Masters, but do live somewhere where you can order 24/7 pancakes, so I think I’ve won here.

[@Eibad19]

"I stepped on a jellyfish once" "I jumped on a bunch of jellyfish like they were cement drawn hop-scotch squares" "I crushed a family of jellyfish under my feet" an incredibt progression

[@shrapnelite]

what if the robots use tea as a lubricant?

[@mightydestroyer1020]

The black hole never sets on the British empire

[@AmierAzzeal]

Mechanical Robots can use Tea as fuel. Especially yorkshire tea gold. It provides them with +100% efficency in resource output and gives them a 50% boost to research.

[@theonepristinemonk5528]

I always say, cant go wrong with a Stellaris war crime!

[@theonepristinemonk5528]

oooo someone else is a war criminal!

[@sodabox2008]

Stayin' Alive = Bee Gees I Will Survive = Gloria Gaynor

[@Oblithian]

"Geeeeees" - _The Spiffing Brit_

[@Knutorius]

This video should really be called : "The Spiff & Mango Show", the Stellaris episode

[@daviniusb6798]

I love your streams with Mango, please keep her happy so she keeps beeing the voice of chat!

[@chubbybubby8360]

Congrats! Hope you guys live long happy lives together 🎉 1:57

[@EyeOfMagnus4E201]

The RNG gods really didn’t like you today. Lack of planets was unlucky, to be sure, but having the advanced Earth humans turn out to be fanatic purifiers was really an improbable turn of the worst luck possible. Oof!

[@notsure9379]

Love that her name is mango. That cracks me up. Because they don't grow in England but she's there anyway.

[@trevortorres3676]

Mango should become the best at 5D chess with multiverse time travel.

[@howizee]

If you'd adopted the reformers, they could have tried to introduce coffee.

[@Maybeabandaid9]

This man, has people writing lore about his future marriage in here. Perfectly balanced.

[@GreyKingZero]

I'm just glad this co-op between Spiff and Mango happened, everything else is a bonus.

[@ViciousMink]

*blinks* There's a Treasure Planet mod for Stellaris! Awesome! XD

[@mattd6931]

Wait, is the emblem for the Space Britania empire a symbolic representation of a White Rose? Will we see a new war of the roses, in space?

[@dmitrirudder4878]

If it's white, I'd say the Yorkists have it

[@mattd6931]

@@dmitrirudder4878 At least until the Space Tudors come along.

[@trolly4233]

was waiting for a video on this game

[@Oblithian]

It has been a while.

[@Rox_and_Wheatley]

OMG CONGRATS Brit!

[@masondaniel8624]

Mango what happened to y’alls podcast? It was interesting love this format though!

[@Oblithian]

All I think about now, is how M4ng0's role as pirate captain was ruined in the JingleJam Rust RP. hahaha

[@Vexyl-17]

Does mango have a channel? Followed spiff for a good while but first time hearing of mango, she's great.

[@algernonbunburyy7731]

I am just visiting this comment-section to tell you about the best brewage on this lovely planet. It is Cof- Ha good one right? No it is TEA, PRAY TO THE TEAGODSEVERYONE

[@johnsexton4352]

Mango is adorable and I think you two should do more streams together

[@aulvinduergard9952]

Space Britannia wasn't British enough to withstand real Britannia. 😢😭

[@JessWLStuart]

I really hope this mod is available on the Steam workshop!

[@Karrik478]

If anyone finds it and knows it's name then let me know.

[@pin1093]

Spiffs people basically summarize the Imperium of man 40k

[@dylanthehumanwithhands4991]

Spiff, I just wanted you to know that whenever I play stellaris I use many mods but I always have 2 specific mods enabled, those mods are the perfectly balanced spiffing brit advisor voice, which puts you in all my games and I just love hearing your voice whenever something happens, and the mod which changes the food icon to tea, because i also love tea, sadly i cant get yorkshire tea gold IRL in australia cause i dont think they sell it here but if i could i would be drinking it everytime i play stellaris, i drink a different brand of tea each time instead. P.S you're my favorite youtuber, and im not just saying that, I stopped watching youtube for over a year except whenever a new one of your videos popped up in my notifications I always had to watch it. I have never paid money to a youtuber before but I think once I get a job again I will pay for a sub for you, also congrats on getting married, I'm happy things are going good for you. And i wish you the best in your future. thank you.

[@c6q3a24]

I'm also in Aus, and I buy my Yorkshire Tea Gold from Coles, but they are sometimes out of stock. It's very nice.

[@dylanthehumanwithhands4991]

@@c6q3a24 oh really? that must be it. i will have another look. thanks.

[@c6q3a24]

@@dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Yep!. They only sell it in the 100 box, but I keep them in a plastic container just to make sure they stay fresh.

[@lisasteel6817]

I found Yorkshire tea at Woolies. Joy to all.

[@NATEBRO16]

Will this stream have an edited release put out? Struggle to watch the longer videos, but I like your stellaris content

[@shotgunshells2]

If I had a nickel for every british youtuber in a relationship with their editor, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@archapmangcmg]

"Oh John!"

[@matts436]

Mango you need to be on live more. It just seems like spiff has more fun with you on

[@suprizeoptomist4680]

It's only a war crime if you lose the war.

[@Sonar90]

Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon assets in Stellaris. I've seen it all...

[@Dragongaga]

2:49:00 To be fair, the devs were pretty thorough with patching ui exploits, so I don't even know how you'd go about exploiting the game nowadays

[@ArthurEKing8472]

Didn't know that Mango was the fiance, or that you're getting married this year! Congrats! Funny thing, so am I getting married this year. (October is the plan)

[@YoMateo.]

Who didn’t come from TikTok raise their hands.✋

[@goodusername3832]

✋

[@Zeppathy]

I hate everything about tiktok starting with its dumb name.

[@superamazatron4784]

✋️

[@jackhill1752]

Wait this is on tiktok? Never knew aha

[@chillphill13]

🙋🙋🙋 me, I don't like TikTok

[@montythedjm1]

did you find doctor robotic on the mushroom planet ?

[@j.bbailey6275]

Awesome duo love content

[@GuaptamusPrime]

Spif-tastic!

[@beldurnik21]

Question: victorian's sent by queen Elizabeth.

[@locktock9]

Sail ships, sooooo Treasure planet! an awesome film, space boats were awesome in that film

[@mirabellablack6234]

I heard WARCRIMES

[@NicoNeko107]

Somehow I’m not surprised that Spiff plays the Weeaboo Space Communists.

[@mathewmorgan7011]

Can we just call a spade a spade? Mango, your role is to farm the simps. You can just be honest about it. Your target market will still pay. You could even have a dedicated vid "Simp Farming is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

[@vincenzogatta8955]

Spiff playing the American colonies in space 😁

[@randolphcarter4911]

I recognize those assets! From one of my favourite games of my childhood! They are from Treasure Planet, Battle for Procyon!!

[@Roketsune]

The raccoon system!

[@mouse2542]

this seems like the world building of treasure planet

[@Azanar]

Every death . is just proof . that they didnt drink enough tea

[@gilgamsht4684]

Mango is so precious oh my goodness I wish you two a happy marriage with lots of tea 🥺

[@trajedy-inspiredbyspiff148]

Lego Masters? Have you seen James May's Toy Stories Lego episode? It's pretty amazing

[@Channeldyhb]

the tension is palpable

[@Armgoth]

You really should play another one... That was a horrible start :D