TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER Is a perfectly balanced RTS game with no exploits -Excluding Unlimited OP HEROES

[@Randerson2409]

"Starts spawning armies out of the Void" Ahem, I think you mean the Warp, good sir

[@germanaussie6138]

Are you sure?

[@Randerson2409]

@@germanaussie6138 If I remember right, in WH fantasy it was sometimes called the realm of chaos, but its all the same. The Warp, the Immaterium, the Empyrean. Not the void, though

[@rhyscallinan1948]

@@Randerson2409 Technically it is, since the void doesnt exist there, same as the armies that spawn. If from warp, it'd have a reason why say like, one moment you have an enemy army, next iys three. Like, i dunno, sacrifice your kid and suddenly you have many soldier or something

[@devilsmessanger]

he means AI cheats and creates giant armies on high difficulties even without any resources .

[@Randerson2409]

@@devilsmessanger I feel someone missed the point of my original post. "out of the void" is a common idiom, but in Warhammer, the Warp exists as a separate plane of existence, so to be a smart ass, I made my comment

[@AllTheDryGoods]

You should tell her majesty, that her loyal communitea.. wishes her the most jovial of birthdays.

[@queenlizzy8398]

Michael Leduc Thank You!

[@Ascendens_Sleepy]

@@queenlizzy8398 lol

[@Ascendens_Sleepy]

Awkward

[@Selvanus]

Yes

[@jeffjeff7083]

@@Ascendens_Sleepy it already pass 10k

[@saitashi2151]

Welcome to the new Poll. TOTAL MORE TOTAL WAR?

[@marcuscanter8899]

Total War: Empire as Britain

[@daanhoekstra4519]

PLEAAAAASE

[@OfficialJamion]

Warhammer 2

[@Mi_mcmuffin]

Warhammer 2!

[@aries9269]

*Yes*

[@Tokru86]

"Karl Franz" - too German "von Carstein" - pefectly fine o.O

[@tauempire1793]

yep lol

[@mdd4296]

it's "C" instead of "K" so it's allright

[@Dar2Jee]

its because its written with a C in the english version while the german battletomes and the GHB write him with K

[@floridamancode_e2673]

@@Fetishcast pretty sure they are from Normandy assuming you are talking about the line of William the conquer. Before that Williams ancestor was rollo who was a viking of unknown origin but most likely from Scandinavia.

[@TheCaptainEmpty]

@@floridamancode_e2673 he means House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha but they changed it to house Windsor because of anti germany propaganda. But yes the original bloodline dates back to rollo

[@JohnDoe-gz6oo]

"I'm not a big fan of losing lovely infantry." Are you sure you are British?

[@metallkopf988]

Not everyone is cut out to be a Fiekd Marshall Haig...

[@roosterbooster6238]

Metallkopf he never lost the infantry, he knew exactly where they were.. they were dead though

[@joshuablackmon939]

@@roosterbooster6238 lmao

[@neiljohnson3068]

@@roosterbooster6238 he did lose some infantry. 72,000 were missing after the somme alone. Granted they probably were dead. He liked his own infantry so much that he had a few shot by firing squad

[@johnsullivan186]

Neil Johnson it was a joke

[@MisterMiyata]

"Overpowered cavalry are very good late game infantry" - Spiff, 2019

[@ratman7154]

Take it easy he sniffed to much tea

[@Wizard9966]

An amusing quote, tho admittedly black knights are mid-game cav and without the lances and barding not too amazing in my experience tbh

[@RottenHeretic]

I mean, if you think about it, aren't the horses infantry technically?

[@clothar23]

@@RottenHeretic I would technically say everything is infantry until mechanized units get involved since up to then everything used foot power of some kind.

[@buttersstotch172]

@@clothar23 That's technically wrong. Cavalry means nothing else than rider or horseman. While Infantry means footman.

[@jimothyworldbuilding3664]

Humanity: we've got ourselves a massive army with varied troops defending this city Spiff: I have under a dozen xtra cool kids Humanity: *sweating*

[@calebbilling4984]

Who would win? The might of the Empire? Or Ten Good Memers?

[@missivory_missraine]

If you know the stats for a Vamp Count Lord/Hero....they would definitely shit themselves as a human. Str4-5 pending on bloodline vs human 3. Initiative 3-5. Vs a human 2-3 (4 for heros) and the fact a VC lord/hero is usually above or at 4 and necros are at 3. You would definitely shit yourself on the frontline.

[@chimokey5737]

I believe you mean Humanitea

[@li_ka2]

@@chimokey5737 no he doesn't! The humanitea is far stronger than those normal chumps, the humanitea's been strengthened by the mystical power of tea! Don't mix them up

[@missivory_missraine]

@@chimokey5737 I mean HumaniTea infused Vamp Counts. And if we're going by Lore Vlad Von Carstien hed be Str 7-8 init 10 and Toughness 7 with a WS of 10. Yea nobody would fuck with Tea infused Vlad.

[@dwaynejurcka]

Yes, I love more. Yes, I need more. Give me more! (Total War)

[@MrBonesSrIII]

Morehammer

[@cheerio3878]

And TEA!

[@TreeFolkDruid]

I agree my brother!

[@jumbojiggalo9576]

TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2

[@ragearchont9643]

Total war yourself! xD

[@rambo111ism]

*queen:* why were you late? *spiff:* chat wanted me to play legendary mode on war hammer

[@PhantomJavelin]

> Doesn't play as the Empire because Karl Franz is a German-sounding name > Chooses the Von Carsteins ???

[@LordBaktor]

The Von Carsteins don't claim to be "The Empire" so they are okay-ish.

[@drewg4323]

How are people not getting this? He didn't say don't play as them, he said it sounded too German to be referencing the English empire.

[@Pagokeraunos]

Both their queens drink blood that's why.

[@Alej0xXx]

@@LordBaktor did you even play the game bro, Manfred Von Carstein usually talks about how he is the REAL Emperor during his campaign. Also stop sneakily pushing your anti-imperialist propaganda.

[@Tammicci]

Saxe-Coburg and Gotha or Hannover dynasty are ok too?

[@kemopypes4567]

dear queen, thanks for being the queen and also happy birthday

[@CarlosianBigWang]

By the gods did you REALLY not think about thanking her for the constant BLODDY TEA SUPPLY!

[@CarlosianBigWang]

By the gods that woman is beautiful 🇬🇧

[@kemopypes4567]

@@CarlosianBigWang well the queen is a busy woman, and i'd hate to keep her waiting. short and simple for queen and country

[@haraldhardrada5619]

Down with the Queen! Death to tyrants!

[@kemopypes4567]

woah dude calm down, shes no tyrant shes a lovely old lady.

[@VenomHunter1984]

Spiff: Franz sounds too German for me unlike Queen Elizabeth II. Me: Coughs in Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

[@ABurntMuffin]

Exploding-Knees: Some cultured shit that makes sense and is hilarious to knowledgeable people. Me:

[@InternetMameluq]

@@ABurntMuffin Also Karl is a French as fuck name, and Franz literally means 'French'. That's like saying 'Gilbert English' is such a Swedish name.

[@tequillaaa]

@@InternetMameluq but Franz is the german translation to the french François

[@faust6652]

lol yes

[@markdillon7543]

@@InternetMameluq Are you saying Karl is French because of Charlemagne (Karl the Great), well hate to break it to you but the Franks and Carolingians were German

[@parker7411]

Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth! (I know you're watching)

[@idontknow495]

@@blakedup6190 Ouch, teen who wants attention.

[@idontknow495]

Nvm sorry 😂

[@Mishanya442]

I belive, Her birthday is april, 21, so, we are a little bit late.

[@yafu2599]

@@Mishanya442 she has two, largely because the British weather is terrible in April, so she celebrates in Jun on a saturday

[@ajshdhenskaka]

>Empire led by German Sounds perfectly British to me

[@moazzambinbaabur504]

Birtonnia is the bbritish one not empire

[@johnsullivan186]

Moazzam Bin Baabur okay “moazzam bin baabur”

[@Elyseon]

"German spy? I'm as British as the queen!" "So you admit it!"

[@kraanz]

@@moazzambinbaabur504 Quick geography question - where in UK do you think the region of Brittany is?

[@Colonel_Overkill]

@@kraanz I think what he meant, the Brittonians faction in Warhammer are straight out of Arthurian legends and not in reference to the province in france.

[@buyableguitar6266]

10k likes he says, Send a card to the queen he says. *22k after a day* So... moonpig time?

[@Gkokkinakis2]

Yes

[@christopheralmeida4897]

Yea

[@theone5726]

Yes

[@roosterbooster6238]

I wonder if you could moonpig the queen!!!!

[@jinjoball]

42k 6/1/2020

[@tannerray5014]

“Dear Karl Franz, your Empire is fake.” That is the most polite way I’ve ever heard someone proclaim “Death to the False Emperor.”

[@rhyscallinan1948]

Please do not mind the poisoned blade in your back, kind sir. It us made in England.

[@TKDxxxward]

LIVE-STREAMS THE MAKING OF THE QUEENIE CARD!!!!

[@MindinViolet]

Imagine fighting against this army. It would be like fighting Sauron, Voldemort, Dracula, The White Witch, Freddy Krueger, and The Wicked Witch of the West all at once.

[@nikosnikos5082]

Karl Franz: too german Bretonia: doesnt even consider Von castein: perfect

[@THENemesisXX99]

Bretonnia is French to be fair.

[@nicolascordier12]

@@THENemesisXX99 *angry Briton noises*

[@rhyscallinan4402]

It's not an empire though.

[@Smelly556]

@@nicolascordier12 *cough cough* Brittany *cough cough*

[@Jaeremiah]

@@Smelly556 cough cough shut up no one cares cough cough

[@christianolsen7834]

Forgot to mention that spell damage don't scale with unit size, so spells are super OP when the unit size is set to small. P.S it's balanced for large and will be underpowered with huge armies.

[@orangesilver8]

At least in Warhammer 2 though, small unit size does make heroes worse actually, because it just decreases their health, but because of the way being in melee combat works, it doesn't decrease the damage they're taking. Like, it doesn't matter if they're attacking 30 soldiers or 100, only like, 5 will be able to surround and attack at a time. So the 5 soldiers are there attacking, they're going to die much faster when their health is lower.

[@Mmayberry3434]

40 minute video? COLONIZE ME DADDY

[@helectrostudiogaming6920]

Halp me

[@Kreeeeft]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@LiamAnjewierden]

@@Kreeeeft We, the dutch drink too much coffee, that's just unacceptable but colonize we can as good as the British

[@Kreeeeft]

Liam Anjewierden id rather have tea, coffee is disgusting

[@queerbait1905]

Durple from where are you Belgium Netherlands Germany ?

[@keithmichael9965]

The card should include a coupon for Yorkshire tea...

[@xdtastyninja]

Fool! She's the queen! She owns all of the Yorkshire tea! And God Bless her for sharing!

[@davidaward82]

Don't put a 'thing' into the card. She's not technically allowed to accept mailed things, though a card may end up on her mantle

[@rhyscallinan1948]

But its okay if its Spiff, hes a patriot and is a special envoy

[@Wuschel1990]

25:01 A Vampire that get's a glittering Armor...Now I have to root for the Empire to burn your faction to the ground.

[@Crazy_Diamond_75]

Is his name Edvard von Cullenstein?

[@tikkidaddy]

SPARKLY😃😃!!

[@cxfxcdude]

The Vamp counts get a higher chance of getting Glittering scales so i think CA knows the meme

[@robertlombardo8437]

Crush the Von Cullensteins!

[@benlunch7618]

Tweenmail ?

[@darkproductions8742]

"My lady, A lot of leaf water addicts asked me to do this for your birthday."

[@youraveragechaosspacemarin752]

Sir Spiff: "wut? we lost one kevin???" *REGAINS IT RIGHT AFTER*

[@rhyscallinan1948]

Its still a traumatic thing, losing a kevin

[@youraveragechaosspacemarin752]

@@rhyscallinan1948 oof,sorry for not respecting the loss of le Kevin 🙇🏼‍♂️ may he rest in peace

[@cakebakery9541]

@@youraveragechaosspacemarin752 He was lost but now is found

[@cristianocris9279]

You have to send a moonpig card to the QUEEN,there is already 12 THOUSAND LIKES

[@strandedsurvivor7888]

cristiano cris 21 thousand at the time of this comment!

[@christofferk2919]

23 atm

[@Skarletking747]

@@christofferk2919 ya 23k btw so

[@Skarletking747]

Nah 23

[@kingkitten4426]

24k now

[@GunzofWar101]

"Completely broken hero ball..." YEP! The devs really nailed the Warhammer vibe in this game! Very true to the tabletop version!

[@ianadlyiskandardzakurnain3910]

I still remember the HeroHammers in the earlier editions of WHFB. Spiff is playing TW: Warhammer very correctly.

[@frizzle4876]

He always makes me want to make a cup of tea whenever I see a video.

[@freedantheeternal]

Vampires are easily my favorite faction in this game sereis, but man, the rework of the Von Carsteins in WH3 nerfed them so hard. No second Legendary Lord on turn 2. Whether you pick Vlad or Isabella, the other spawns as a Legendary Hero instead of a Lord. They do still have some of their cool abilities, like buffing both of them if they're in the same army, but that early game powerhouse isn't nearly as good anymore.

[@TheSauceYouGetLostin]

I'd like to see you break Star Wars: EMPIRE at War.

[@cowforceseven7328]

But with forces of corruption that’s way too easy. If you corrupt everything you’re obscenely rich and your enemies are weakened.

[@exantiuse497]

The vanilla is way too easy to cheese. Kill the fleet, park one infantry unit on the orbit->the AI can't build a space station anymore. Rinse and repeat until you control the orbit of every planet, then you can no longer lose and can just throw stacks of ground units into auto resolve to skip the Godawful ground battles

[@cowforceseven7328]

Ivar the Boneless The point of a lot of these videos is unexpected exploits, not obvious ones. However, I’m sure The Spiffing Brit could make a good video on it regardless.

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

Total war needs to be played with max uni-size :3

[@rultkiraly43]

Noneofyour Business single entity units become more powerfull on smal unit size

[@Niggins96]

@@thespiffingbrit my old laptop processor can take At least medium and it's a literal potato

[@TheCrankyCow]

small units make magic more op, spells are balanced around normal unit sizes

[@adamdarricott254]

@@rultkiraly43 Well it also makes heroes much stronger, heroes hit models, the issue with heroes is that they can only hit 1 entity at once, usually doing a lot of overkill with larger unit sizes

[@markmclarnon7035]

It's on small so there hero's do stuff and spells whip out units

[@yesitwasmejojo3324]

I literally dont care about war hammer but had to watch immediately because the spiffingbrit is my favorite tuber right now! Not even a tea fan and still love it

[@vader1361]

heresy, here, have some tea.

[@tiagosouza5759]

do warhammer 2 next! great vid man, you just got a new subscriber.

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

"your empire is fake" Well it's based on the HRE so it literally is

[@revanati222]

"Ten! Ten vampire heroes! Ha ha ha..." - Spiff, doing his best imitation of The Count from sesame street -

[@smallfoot5689]

WTF? i made tea and the second it finished boiling this video uploaded I see the tea gods are pleased with your videos

[@Takanome1223]

You can also unlock a tech that makes all skeleton upkeep go down to 0 and have infinite armies with 19 troops only paying for the lord

[@emperorampora8771]

oooh, is your profile pic a berserk reference?

[@JohnDoe-zh6cp]

skeletons are almost useless by the time you get that tech

[@lich109]

@@JohnDoe-zh6cp You use them to maintain public order or as part of a reinforcing army to make the wood elves waste their arrows.

[@eyeballus]

I'm going through rewatching all your vids and making sure I've liked them. Because fair is fair.

[@98cents]

Lowering the unit count would definitely make VC's easier since it doesn't affect the heroes themselves. Still, VC's are definitely fun factions to play because of their early game potential. Late game can be rough, however, especially against Dwarves, and vamp power trails off when better units overall are being placed on the field. At that point they require some finesse, clever use of tactics (basically flank all day) and focus on buffing your units, and debuffing the enemy, when needed, because most VC units just can't stand being placed in prolonged melee against harder opponents.

[@zurishock]

YES SPIF I LOVE YOU THANKS FOR DOING WARHAMMER IVE BEEN WANTING YOU TO DO IT FOR AGES

[@fe7955]

Spiffing Brit: "Yeeting loads of goblins" Goblin slayer: *Heavy breathing*

[@missivory_missraine]

Dwarf Slayer: *Heavier Breathing* Dwarf DemonSlayer: *Intense Heavy Breathing*

[@jobreau1725]

Grimgor : very nozy and annoy grunt

[@missivory_missraine]

@@jobreau1725 Gotrek: *Insane Heavy Breathing Followed by Loud Yelling*

[@GuakstickLabs]

The Spiffing Brit new catchphrase: "Tea is my drug of choice and I am a chronic user."

[@rhyscallinan1948]

The best kind of drug, if I say so myself

[@_nespaw]

birthday...

[@vexn3699]

YES! More of Warhammer, these are the perfect game to absolutely destroy, both Total War and 40.000! Also, happy birthday, Queenie!

[@mattheww7893]

Day 1 of asking Spiff to play the glorious game that is Heroes of Might and Magic III.

[@Shurimans]

I need this in my life now

[@supervillain3213]

Yes, i agree, but you can't just go get the HD version off Steam. Heroes 3 complete is available pretty cheap, has all the expansions with the extra castle types and artifacts.

[@mattheww7893]

@@supervillain3213 Yes. Don't get it off of Steam. Good Ol Games has the complete version, get it there.

[@supervillain3213]

@@mattheww7893 yeah i checked it right after i saw your first comment, it's like $3.39 right now.

[@dwntherabbithole9785]

I would love to watch him abuse the crap out of Necropolis because we all know that Vamp Lords and Skeleton Death-balls are perfectly balanced xD

[@yorick7705]

First battle deployed 189... You cheeky brit, raising the 189 Papal guard from the battle of 1527.

[@memyselfandi432]

Then the One-Hundred-Eighty-Nine In the service of Heaven They're protecting the Holy Line It was 1527 Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven THY WILL BE DONE!!!!!!! For the grace, for the might of the Lord For the home of the Holy! For the faith, for the way of the sword Gave their lives so boldly! For the grace, for the might of the Lord For the home of the Holy! For the faith, for the way of the sword Come and tell their story again!

[@jobreau1725]

Sabaton goodnes , is juste like tea☕️

[@memyselfandi432]

@@jobreau1725 Buy some tea, get a free random mp3 from Sabaton's discography... shut up and take my money!

[@foundwho9711]

Dear queen let's reestablish the great British empire. (Yeet)

[@sand0decker]

Do you not mean the "CommonWealth of The British Empire" as it is stated on old maps?

[@Wolfshalifi]

5:00 I’m her from the future, ur queen dies

[@cozmothemagician7243]

As always Spiff, you rock. I actually just got a great deal on WH from Epic, a whopping ZERO dollars (: Can't beat that. So I will be enjoying it a bit later. Thank you again.

[@AltF-ln4yj]

Same but I noticed that I suck as the orcs.

[@hunterdidsomething8437]

@@AltF-ln4yj thankfully Im Great at Orcs /s

[@vader1361]

Ya know, i just started this game and was looking for something to watch while it loaded... And look who shows up right on time again.

[@stuntedwriter9659]

Since I started watching this channel my rate of tea consumption has gone up 964.3%. Damn, I love tea.

[@iceee420]

That small unit size though. Oh you did it for magic damage

[@ArnoVdVelde]

It is really odd that they haven't fixed that. I kind of see it as a bug. It makes magic weak on big sizes and overly strong on small. Just properly balance it.

[@josepheastham9717]

It also makes every single model unit supremely powerful.

[@aj1218]

This video hurts now that the Queen is at rest. God Bless you Spiff

[@thorstenwuschner5296]

"Im not a big fan of losing lovely infantry " Has 2 UNITS of infantry

[@satriosyarif8180]

Thorsten Wüschner they are already in the first place so....

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

When he does not have them, he can not loose them. Easy enough. Tea?

[@fionnlaghcowan8419]

Abuse the food mechanic in total war: three kingdoms

[@Wolvenworks]

wait didn't rimmy did that already?

[@user-fj4dz9sr2p]

@@Wolvenworks yup

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

If you somehow do TW 2, do it on SFO where you have more than 6 units at the start as a capital's garrison.

[@faceoctopus4571]

SFO?

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

Its the most used overhaul mod for TWWH2.

[@WeirdPros]

COASTER?! What kind of tea isnt served on SAUCER?

[@MascottDeepfriar]

Also MUG? Shouldn't tea be served in a cup? Mugs are much too uncouth!

[@willmilburn7905]

Woah woah 1 mugs hold more and 2 how are you supposed to fit a mug on a saucer Everyone knows saucers are for special occasions like visiting the grandma or the queens birthday or visiting the grandma on the queens birthday

[@senorlopez1412]

Empire Total War actually got me hooked on strategy games

[@pierrehelie521]

"Heroes are OP and can ruin everything" *laugh in Archaon + beefy bulky smashing chosen*

[@ahmadtarek7763]

There is this new guy in town called tyrion , I once saw him kill three heroes in a battle with a pencil , he is rel gud .

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

Lokir in the background: „don‘t mind me, just soloing your army, heroes and lord without even taking damage. You know. Thursdays.

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

Also Kroak: „don‘t even talk to me unless you get at least 1000 kills a battle.“

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Kroak waves him away *Settlement disintergrates* Sorry, wrong finger.

[@dangdude2.0yolo95]

You should write pls make me a knight, thank you for tea, and happy birthday.

[@krankarvolund7771]

"He try to heal the Vargheists and killed itself" A situation well known by table-top players... well of Warhammer of course, not of Age of Sigmar ^^

[@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

That dude was the most useless psyker/wizard. Did he even get a single spell off without periling and instantly KO-ing himself?

[@lillysworld3935]

More like age of shitmar

[@AndGoatz04]

Sir, the new queen, she is too OP! THE DLC SHIPPED YESTERDAY!

[@jestingacorn]

Imagine if he found out about the chariots for the tomb kings in total Warhammer 3

[@someonestolebigboi-imbigboi]

3 years later... i guess that birthday card will stay in the mail for the rest of time...

[@creo8421]

Can't wait for the Lego battles is perfectly balanced vid

[@coleydragon7839]

I loved watching your rim world and seeing your support for the Great British empire

[@AtomBomb420]

When he said he cant recruit anymore vampire heros and he would have to build more buildings I instantly thought of the you must build additional pylons meme

[@williamfrick8350]

Honestly this intro was the best intro I've ever had the privilege of hearing. You, my Lord, are exceptional. (Read it with the specific pauses for extra praise to our Lord Spiff)

[@justinpowell3174]

That's how commas work

[@killertigerace]

This is the most op dnd campaign I’ve ever witnessed

[@mdg456]

Spiff: IT HAS IT ALL! Me: it doesn't have tea Spiff!

[@rhyscallinan1948]

Next DLC hopefully. But still a DLC, not vanilla, unfortunately

[@emilborg7133]

Warhammer 2 has medicinal herbs as a trading resource.. and we all know that means tea.

[@mdg456]

@@emilborg7133 ya but those arent tea leaves, so by Spiff standards, it gets thrown in the atlantic with the coffee

[@doom2517]

Love the vids they keep me laughing for hours. Total War 3K vid perhaps?

[@amongus3345]

I'm probably too late, but YES. BIRTHDAY CARD SEND NOW

[@jcubed8529]

Spiff drinks with a coaster, when perfectly useful saucers exist.... BLASPHEMY

[@MrCrixmadine2]

A whole new meaning to herohammer

[@randomstuff9005]

He does this 4 days after the QUEEN'S birthday ughh SPIFF YOUR DISHONOR IS THE DEATH SENTENCE I FIND OUT THE DATE BY COUNTING HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE THE GLORIOUS QUEENS BIRTHDAY UGGHH.!

[@dfdempire8912]

random Stuff her birthdays 21st of April he's 2 months late

[@randomstuff9005]

@@dfdempire8912 hmm does google lie good sir it said the 8th of june for google hmmm...

[@dfdempire8912]

random Stuff both google and Siri at 21st of April 1926

[@jeremy.N]

Birthday Card: Hi, Happy Birthday! about 466.000 people

[@androlitoV]

NO WAYYY I was hoping he'd do this but I thought "nah no way, it's an rts" but here I am

[@nikosnikos5082]

Its turn based though

[@asterixobelix20]

"Vlad gained glittering scales" Ugh I suddenly feel like some bad, suppressed memories want to surface for some reason.

[@bevonmclean9578]

Edward, is that you?💀💀💀

[@HsHMaize]

Been watching and enjoying these splendid videos for a while now and today one of my students returned from a trip to London with a pack of Yorkshire Tea! I was the happiest person in all of Japan. :) Share the tea, share the love.

[@Tragedous]

:This is likely to ruin a certain amount of balance in the game: Excellent

[@Atreides1991]

Cleavage is such a beautifull name. I always love when you say it

[@marconarvaez9871]

I'm telling it now: Dawn of War: Ultimate Apocalypse is a perfectly balanced mod with no exploits whatsoever

[@aname848]

Spiff: I am unstoppable and just conquered the world Chaos Hordes:Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@martinhriibek3443]

Just put 5+ Terrorgheists in one army - snipe/hit'n'run their hero + cannon/s and watch them flee

[@lich109]

@@martinhriibek3443 Doesn't work against the super hordes that have way too much anti-large, and spam Chosen like they're zombies.

[@martinhriibek3443]

@@lich109 Yes it does - they dont have ranged units, only the big hell cannons. You just fly, charge into the cannon, then run and fly again. Repeat until you kill all cannons and hero. After that you charge your army into theirs and they run in matter of several seconds.

[@lich109]

@@martinhriibek3443 The super hordes are the ones reinforcing each other, if you hide your units while you deal with the cannons they stay back and protect them, if you show your forces then they'll engage them while you deal with the cannons. Either way you need more than Terrorgheists because they cannot handle Chosen spam.

[@danydeath44]

Sir SPiff, As a ignorant American, i fear i must ask. . . What is the proper way to make tea? How long to i steep? Do i dunk the bag? do i go out and buy a billion different types until i find the perfect tea? I fear i am at a loss good sir. Also, since we are at twenty thousand likes, instead of ten, do we send two cards? These questions are of the most important variety.

[@boom1804likesskyrim]

Spiff please show us the perfectly balanced nature of Caesar 4. We must have our great spiffing empire. (5th attempt)

[@NikolaiCarpathia]

"Maybe the day this video comes out on, maybe the video after." Not even close, Spiff. Not even close.

[@thatnigerianprince8671]

he was one day of her birthday

[@Dannico]

Your videos are amazing. That’s it. Keep scrolling

[@qthedisaster1730]

I'm not going to keep scrolling

[@BloodnSteel]

Yusss Spiff, moar Total War vids. I love the series. Funny goon squad action here too.

[@williamthompson5988]

I was worried the joke at the beginning was going to fall flat. I'm glad it didn't

[@reaperwaits]

Can’t beat a good old yeeting of goblins

[@boywonderandbatman2092]

Jim Bob learn from thy goblin slayer

[@IronFreakV]

Damn, after playing Warhammer 2 so much Warhammer 1 feels archaic in comparison. Also play Warhammer 2. It´s absolutely amazing.

[@whatwhat7119]

I like the first one better. There are no unit compositions I like in 2, while I like empire vampire and chaos in 1. I tried playing vampires in 2 but theyre meh for some reason. Maybe because they arent stationary.

[@friskscipio]

i always get annoyed with the loadtimes in the second game

[@whatwhat7119]

@@friskscipio its why I dont just play the map with both

[@bradynorgaard2253]

"8 heroes in one army!" I have 3 and I'm winning every fight

[@Wrath-zj1qn]

11:38 I'm sorry did you just complement their wine HE'S A TRAITOR TO THE TEA

[@rhyscallinan4402]

Not a traitor. But if it was coffee then it'd be heresy worthy of exterminatis

[@bobreil7464]

As I was staring at your magnificent picture above my computer drinking delicious tea I was overwhelmed with inspiration in regards to the fact that I should send you a birthday card and wish you a magnificent birthday. Please accept this lovely box of tea with our congratulations on this celebrated day. PS. Long live the queen 👑💞

[@Niallish1]

Big ups to the editor for putting the Spiff-co logo over the pictures :)

[@alexjohnson9294]

Okay now you've done it Spiff. In the future I'm going to randomly come across Clevarge fanfiction on the internet.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Oh... You haven't already? Sweet naive summerchild.

[@utku1441]

Because of you i wanna buy this game now are you happy spiff now i have less money for TEA. ARE YOU HAPPY ?

[@Iristhornz]

@@blakedup6190 Blasphemy! (though personally I'd have to agree... tea are yuck)

[@Jazzwind011]

I've sat with Lillibet and the puppies, had tea, laughs and fascinating conversations. She's like family to me, God Bless her.

[@RazgrizRed9]

Vlad and Stephanie totally doing a Legolas / Gimli kill count competition on that city wall.