TOTAL WAR Three Kingdoms A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits -Excluding Unlimited Gold Glitch

[@davidgustavsson4000]

*loads into new game* "the spiffing brit has connected" *pulls plug to computer*

[@joshuathompson7663]

David Gustavsson ah shit, here we go again

[@theredblurb132]

It is pointless to resist...

[@liamwalton4183]

There's a cheat that stop your men from wavering. Just press Alt-F4

[@doomerbear937]

@@liamwalton4183 Thanks ill try that.

[@tsamoka6496]

@@thespiffingbrit HEY SPIFF!!! I bet you can't break Civ 5! Prove me wrong. Go on...I DARE YOU...

[@AsbestosMuffins]

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting" -sun tsu "hold my tea.." -spiff

[@imsen2203]

Spiff would never let anyone hold his tea.

[@comradeeraenvoid]

@@imsen2203 Exept for his cupholder the actually point is if there would be any tea in the cup for he is drinking it so fast

[@camramaster]

"Hold this tea mug." -Spiff

[@dthemouseb6469]

I like to believe that he bought this game for summer sale and then made this whole video in about 10 minutes.

[@talanstuff3346]

Of course he bought the summer sale and made this 30 minute video in 10 minutes. He just spoke 3 times faster and slowed it down by 3 times the speed

[@auughghghghgh]

Thats how he records all videos you dumbo

[@iceee420]

@@talanstuff3346 the power of Yorkshire tea

[@jesusalbertomartinezmontal6200]

Are you mad?????? He bought it because of the..............TEA

[@talanstuff3346]

@@iceee420 The power of Yorkshire tea indeed...

[@darkSorceror]

"Holy crap, I'm playing against the SPIFFING BRIT!" "OH CRAP, I'm playing against the Spiffing Brit!"

[@thestigsdutchcousin]

I would consider it an honor. Heck if I played an MP game and Spiff would be my opponent, I would instantly start recording.

[@mothmoth4413]

China:hey want some water Great Britain:no thanks China:what if I put a leaf in and boil it. Great Britain:(insert meme here)

[@gufosufo337]

I will take your entire stock

[@CSunny_]

mmm thats some gourmet shit

[@eddieclough3830]

Britain:brexit so i can meme

[@the_dropbear4392]

Britain: we want more tea China: sorry no Britian: *force feeds China opium China: ok have some land and some tea

[@Kandall05161]

Shut up and take my opium

[@TheNN]

SpiffingBrit: This is the first Total War game with tea in it. Shogun 2: *Squidward frown*

[@edmundmanuel9304]

Don't forget empire has it too! Love that one

[@snoop1204]

tea exporter in 將軍2

[@KrakeKrake-j6r]

A tea loving Brit in China whatever could he be doing Cough*Opium*Cough

[@x3seal133]

Dont forget bout Silk. Oh wait wrong side.

[@strangerakari2836]

Dude, go to a doctor, you coughing something unhealthy!

[@kriegscommissarmccraw4205]

You know you've won when all the enemy guards are high

[@Devadas44]

The last brit in china whp wanted tea brought drugs and war because they wouldn't sell him enough tea... I'm excited to see how this will turn out

[@kiefbourbs6261]

Yesss XD

[@Julian-vl7vn]

Spiffing: Ah 3 kingdoms, the only TW that has tea in it Empire TW: Am I a joke to you?

[@paulschumacher4308]

Yes

[@lokenlok3114]

Shogun 2: commits seppuku!!

[@myrddinbuyens5532]

Yes

[@brandimason331]

Napoleon TW too

[@danieldionne2037]

Julian , I mean that game is kind of a joke at this point. They really need to do a Empire Total War 2

[@papyrustheroyalguardsmen3446]

I'm sure Spiff will be responsible for all the upcoming nerfs for this game.

[@tenchimuyo69]

It is the a double edged sword to exposing these kinds of imbalances in games, especially new multiplayer games. On the one hand, it'd make you feel guilty and probably make your victims (and the victims of everyone who learns this from you) a bit upset. But that exposure will lead to the bugs or imbalances being fixed sooner. Game devs usually cannot fix bugs they don't know exist.

[@fartloudYT]

the way morale works should have been fixed on the drawing board, not after release of the game.

[@lunsen402]

I can no longer be silent about spiffs lies. The great bevrage Tea is acctually a resource in shogun 2 fall of the samurai and in empire total war as well. Making these games great

[@PTB_BE]

When will we have the unlimited *Colonialism and tea* glitch?

[@colinrawls2285]

We happy few, but with tea instead of joy pills

[@baharrothbluu]

@@colinrawls2285 plot twist- Joy is just a capsule of ultra-concentrated tea which is why it makes you thirsty and hungry

[@colinrawls2285]

@@baharrothbluu What would the crazy cracked out ones the billies get be called, then?

[@baharrothbluu]

@@colinrawls2285 Tea with opium in it.

[@actualcat1409]

@@colinrawls2285 That's easy, they're just coffee drinkers

[@PhantomSavage]

When I did this I specifically renamed my save file to Liu Brie. He may not have had access to proper tea, but Liu Brie knows quite a lot about cheese and how to get lots, and lots of it.

[@ohitsrusher842]

I didn't know he was french

[@Curseius]

I think Creative assembly might be angry with spiff today

[@3Durka1]

people are always angry when you point out their mistakes.

[@RealSkoolmaster]

i think CA may just try to strike this video to get it off the site before too many people see it. Too late CA, too late

[@Curseius]

@@RealSkoolmaster they actually might, youtube gives copyright owners the power to basically censor whoever the want

[@Rolgi]

@@Curseius I don't think ca is that kinda company. Never heard of them doing something like that before.

[@fudgeyman99]

@@Curseius they wouldn't do that, the competitive scene isn't that big, so they'll just patch it in a week or two and no one will really care.

[@Kemot300]

Later that day: Game News: "A sudden huge increase in using a game exploit in the multiplayer of "TOTAL WAR Three Kingdoms" forced the developers to shut down the servers until they patch it."

[@GumshoeClassic]

Total War: "We want off Mr. Spiffings wild ride!" Mr. Spiffing: "THE RIDE NEVER ENDSSSS!!!!!" *EYES START GLOWING AS RED AS THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL*

[@DNRTannen]

Yay DNSL reference

[@GumshoeClassic]

Wow I never thought people would like this comment.

[@feragosmyxixarashtra7948]

Gnarfius you mean as Red as the red part of the *U n i o n j a c k* *Rule Brittania starts playing*

[@Gamesplayed15]

Wow that multiplayer match is the scumiest thing ive ever seen. I loved it.

[@smallfoot5689]

game: has tea spiffy: *COWABUNGA IT IS*

[@Poweraded]

I skipped a few seconds ahead because I was getting bored and all I heard was “can we get tea in the computer?” This is why I love spiff

[@anderlopez6699]

How can this game have a exploit? Edit: How can this game be so broken?

[@darka656]

Wow

[@ugn669]

Have you never played a Creative Assemblies game before? The obvious lack of any sort of exploits or cheats in their games is known all through the industry.

[@jonathanlynch8089]

@@ugn669 In the early days the console was easy to get to

[@Jenkkimie]

Actually if I were a game developed and not a simple software developer, I'd love to see someone break my game because that would allow me to be aware of broken mechanics, bugs and glitches. Better to be made aware of problems than be in the blind about them.

[@sjs9698]

@@Jenkkimie yeah - i'd probably hire spif if i ran a games publisher making any strat/financial game ^^ clearly their in-house testers aren't creative enough finding exploits. (or don't have the time? idk)

[@macer780]

I was sipping tea when you said "seize the dong" Hot tea through the nose hurts

[@markusr3259]

> Overclockers UK can't do Tea Watercooling. You asked the wrong group. For something that amazing you need to get in touch with Linus Tech Tips.

[@XeranDereth]

I think Boris could pull it off too.

[@ultraboy99x]

@LBob2 iiiiiiis boris. Tat tat tat tat tat tat

[@Ntwister]

@@XeranDereth Boris only do vodka cooling ^^

[@mintyaroma987]

Empire Total War has tea AND allows you to carve out a British Empire dominating an enormous chunk of the globe!

[@SilentKiwi1]

@The Spiffing Brit I believe Total War: Shogun 2 also had Tea plantations and that was made before Rome 2.

[@palomyr2947]

Empire Total Ware was the first with glorious tea, way back

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Shogun 2 had proper Tea Ceremony Empire had... The British Empire.

[@hovis1st]

"This makes Liu Bei an absolute memelord" >Implying Liu Bei isn't already an absolute memelord without anyone playing him

[@Ottocide]

This is literally an accurate representation of the British demolishing China in a succsession of wars back in the good ole days.

[@thatguy8955]

China: Hey England come over we are having civil war England: Sorry bae I have a some conquest to do China: We have a leaf in boiling watter England: N A N I

[@Slug99]

SpiffingBritt: Open fire! Trebuchet commander: Open fire? Sire, but won't we hit our own men? SpiffingBritt: Of course, but we'll hit theirs as well.

[@Argol228]

I mean Zhang fei could take them. and there are 3 of him

[@admiralmittens8849]

The Spiffing Brit has literally gotten me to go out and buy Yorkshire Tea. I have a box of original and gold. Best tea ever thank you sir!

[@WokiesareAllHypocrites]

"Liu Bei the loan shark" cracked me up so bad XD 🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

Donald Trump: “I know how to deal with China” Spiff: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL

[@LoFiAxolotl]

The Spiffing Brit also known as the Three Kingdoms loan shark

[@tric5122]

Okay so how many years did you spend as an alpha game tester? Your skill and ability to break games is 2nd to none.

[@cloroxbleach256]

I am simple man I see total war I click,I see spiffing notification I get tea ready

[@neilybobber694]

"Hmmm dont know if he can win this battle" *takes sip of tea "Well I think this will be quite well and an easy victory"

[@tntexploder7665]

1 minute ago it was published and 84 views . Perfectly balanced ladies and gentlemen.

[@Deillum]

As all things should be.

[@morphman86]

KZbin is a perfectly balanced platform with no exploits.

[@Nithor666]

I been binging videos all day on this channel and on my 5th cup of tea, keep it up Spiffing Brit your videos are fantastic.

[@crackage12567]

Tea has been in this game for over a decade mate. Empire, Napoleon, I think even Shogun has a tea trade route with China.

[@Cheerybelle]

12:25 to skip to the singleplayer portion of the video.

[@RiftFishing]

Total War: Tea Kingdoms

[@IDKman555]

I asked for more multiplayer and I got more multiplayer, this video is definitely on my short list of favorite videos. Oh Spiff you, you are so beautifully with those watermarks.

[@stefanlupsan5362]

Make a "Getting Lu Bu on turn 7 as the hardest faction is perfectly balanced in Total..." vid.

[@M-a-z-z-a]

Was waiting for a Lu Bu comment...

[@darkrite9000]

You're referencing another video aren't you, also Yuan Shu is arguable for the hardest faction. I mean out of the different Coalition leaders than yes, out of everyone no, cause Huang Shao has to deal with a bunch of people who absolutely hate him and are right next to him (one of which being Liu Bei, kinda hard if he decides to go after you right away, which he does sometimes do).

[@JohnnyGsince93]

Bandit queen?

[@S3nn4h]

I had Lu Bu at turn 2 and him being faction leader at turn 5 :P

[@stefanlupsan5362]

@@S3nn4h As Yuan Shu?

[@spencermorgan2281]

Spiffing Brit: I would rather betray the world, than have the world betray me

[@wuzi3739]

Yu Zhong?

[@Treegonaut]

*It's the Art of the Deal: Three Kingdoms Edition*

[@williamthompson5988]

5:19 adding a kettle to the side of a pc sounds like a great way to use the heat produced by exploiting games

[@troyguenther7572]

Empire total war had tea. Being a Brit such as yourself, I would have assumed you have played Empire before...

[@nathanclaypool8635]

I haven't looked at your channel since the beginning of the year and you've got 400,000(?) more subscribers. Well done mate.

[@calindboard5114]

Clicked so fast I almost spilled my tea

[@pompiliosouto2480]

"It took 4 forays into Total War for them to add tea into the game." Shogun 2 and Fall of the Samurai: Are we a joke to you?

[@darkrite9000]

He's not done a video on those yet.

[@marcinduman2651]

Yet, the tea was in those games even earlier than Shogun 2 ;)

[@Ubersupersloth]

Zhang Fei’s ability to get rid of all the morale of the enemies tracks with the romance.

[@saiancritic]

Saw this video and immediately thought "damn brit broke the game of the year"

[@CompleXn0]

Actually The Spiffing Brit, there are Tea in the Empire: Total War game. You can export it from Americas and India :)

[@tenchimuyo69]

But this involves the agony of playing Empire Total War... who's very existence is an exploit. Just let your army stand still and the AI will commit suicide.

[@tenchimuyo69]

@The Nova renaissance Indian factions are definitely disadvantaged due to their lack of fire by rank ability. Only European factions, USA, and Ottomans have access to those. (And Ottomans have a harder time getting and paying for units that can do it because their line infantry cannot)

[@giffkaisers9259]

Found you yesterday, watching as much as I can since. Amazing content

[@Yuilen]

Can’t believe no one has mentioned this yet; hellooooo??? EMPIRE TW HAS TEA, and it’s been around since 2009. You could literally conquer India and trade tea, build tea plantations and export it in trade or import it to your own country. Spiffing, how do you not know of this??

[@FlierbetaOfficial]

Apparently, Linus's crew are the "future scientists." xD saw the video of them making it, and it looks wonderful!

[@lh4797]

i can hear the far away shogun saying: A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!!! xD

[@russell6167]

Three years later, the dream of a tea-cooled PC would finally come to fruition!

[@CleveAneki]

If Boris can make a vodka cooled PC, I think you can make a tea cooled PC.

[@pallandoromestamo8861]

Wouldn't that require ice tea, which is heresy?

[@crusaderkun304]

Pallando Rómestámo a small price to pay for salvation

[@Diego51592]

9:42 is that spiffing?? Btw loving the new transparency on those watermarks!!!

[@-Raylight]

If only Liu Bei know about this exploit, he could united China easily xD -Spiff might be just predicted the future by showing Corgi because Corgi team is winning-

[@andylin9523]

Pretty sure the mongol invasion he’s talking about is with Ma Teng’s faction, basically you can get stupidly powerful cavalry with him and he starts with buildings around him that lower recruitment and upkeep of cavalry to basically 0.

[@GefreitervonAdler]

Huh, tea was a trade resource in Empire Total War - in 2009.

[@daanhoekstra4519]

Spiff I just want to say that i absolutely love your total war videos and I absolutely love your channel i had a heart attack when you posted that it might get deleted Please never stop making videos!!

[@reginaldsafety6090]

**Finishes a Spiffing Brit video** "LOL! The memes are so good!... Why am I thirsty?"

[@alexandernoname6339]

Spiff you have given me the ultimate idea for a Computer water cooling system that uses the heat from CPU and GPU too boil Tea! How wonderful would it be if you could exploit games and so heat your pc up and than it spits out great fresh Yorkshire tea :D

[@vallonjnr]

whats more brokenly op: spiffs exploits or trebuchet firing burning teabags?

[@chevycarguy3056]

He was approaching 500k subs when he released this video. 4 years later and he’s almost at 4 million, what a journey

[@ethanbrandt8617]

Game Creator: "I've finally dealt with all of the bugs, this game should be completely cheat free" Spiff: "Hold my tea"

[@PurpleSnakeXIII]

The Spiffing Brit using exploits on real people in multiplayer. Now that's what we'd love to see more of!

[@Nick-mp1zh]

It's kinda funny how you can see the way the AI cheats when you're doing the gold exploit. If you hover your mouse over the amount of money they're giving you per turn, it'll show you the maximum they can give you per turn. That's their income per turn. After you do the deal, if you hover it over again, instead of going down by 118, it actually _increases_

[@أمادو-ذ6ف]

it actually ?

[@SleepinGriffin]

It just shows how hard it is to beat a person who knows what they’re doing. The AI needs to cheat to be able to keep up. Then when it’s against someone who REALLY knows what they’re doing, it’s utterly helpless. Humans are just on a different level lol.

[@fqidz]

This is the only channel that actually makes exploiting fun

[@ryanyu102]

I don't think this works anymore at least in legendary difficulty. The asking price is much higher than the amount they are willing to shell out per turn. They are asking for 2k immediate cash for only 150 gold per turn in my playthrough

[@toughderek]

Alright, ya bastard. I'm hooked. Sign me up for the next one.

[@Razor-ds1zc]

I don't play ranked, but RIP TW Three Kingdoms Multiplayer scene. Spiff has unleashed the floodgates once more.

[@Diffidentone]

That one is kind of useless because when he clicked the large armies I think that also gives the other side the option to do the exact same thing.

[@bunbuku7582]

No one: Absolutely no one: Spiffing brit: TEA!

[@danilooliveira6580]

THE LOAN SHARK OF LIU BEI I'm sure that was there in the romance somewhere

[@20xd6]

Nobody: Brits: Free Kingdoms Everyone Else: Three Kingdoms? Spiff: TEA!

[@nuc2726]

17:01 Yes. You do want to remember that number. 621 is a very, very important number. OwO

[@titoaldunate]

What's with it?

[@nuc2726]

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[@JustLittleLight]

@@titoaldunate I am sorry to inform you that e621 is a website which features Furry art, including NSFW stuff. If you ever felt inclined to browse Furry art, and don't wanna see NSFW stuff, go for e926, which is the same site, without NSFW content

[@kaloyanradkov8962]

I LOVE this kind of videos - keep it up Spiffing!!

[@youmustbebored1250]

In the next patch: due to spiff’s recent video, we have removed generals.

[@stamasd8500]

Also on the chopping block: gold.

[@ianoxenham4219]

20:39 I see that Doctorate in Khajit Trading is really paying off for Sir. Dr. Spiff

[@JeerHiAm]

Hey Spiffing will we ever see the return of 100 stat man in Ck2? I know you said the original save became corrupted or there was an issue with it, but it was my favorite series you have done. I'd love to see a renewal in a new save. Keep up all the great work

[@alexandervazquez7501]

was also my fav ;-;

[@harjutapa]

My tea intake has increased by approximately 560% since I discovered this channel.

[@palatinate9916]

"Let us seize the Dong..." The Spiffing Brit- 2019

[@yeahnahman4217]

Spiff the tea drinking army crushing Britt, all bow before he and his 6 generals

[@Drakos9]

i am sad that Spiffing didnt mention Da-Hong Pao tea at all its just the most expensive tea in the world and its found in china

[@aspen1879]

Not gonna lie, didn’t really enjoy this channel much when I started watching. But you’ve really grown on me, another great vid!

[@Priyo866]

"Three Kingdoms is the only Total War with tea in it" India and Japan from Empire and Shogun 2 respectively: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

[@justdavpo]

21:35 The funny thing is, my name is David, and i love coffee, better start hiding from the Queen herself

[@cassandraclark7359]

How does Yorkshire Tea not sponsor your channel???

[@anonviewerciv]

On the origin of Camellia sinensis. 7:37 Engineering a mass rout. 20:50 That's not how net present value works, AI.

[@dakicar1262]

Hey spiffing, i found a coffee version of you! His Chanal is graystillplays

[@RedFeralWolf]

Graysillplays is a great channel as well

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

Gray is one of my favorites

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Seems like we've found spiffs nemesis.

[@robertlewis6915]

he's fun to watch, but his voice can be awfully annoying, in my humble opinion.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Everybody Knows Tea is superior Spiff.

[@marcinduman2651]

Also, I see the usual "trading" exploit that we all know from Civ games too... ahhh... perfect as always.

[@bbrdbr]

“let us seize the dong” - Spiff, 2019

[@Wolfman2984]

Bring on the Corgies *casually sips coffee*

[@Sparky2618]

Fall of the Samurai (Shogun 2 Total War) also has tea. I am sure it's perfectly balanced...

[@timothywhite8130]

Love your editing style. Had to subscribe. U are hilarious. Greetings from eastern American

[@appboygaming687]

He Mans Shall rule the world! :)

[@doctordonutdude]

This is the one. This was the video that make me subscribe. Not the Skyrim videos- which I loved. Those made me want to. But this was the one that made me do it. Good shit, my good sir.

[@weiiswurst]

there is tea. Do I have to say anything more?

[@hallamhal]

Empire Total War had Tea, that was the deciding factor in me buying it!