There's a Paladin After Us

[@fungusfood8097]

*doofenshmirtz with his hands glued to disks* there's a paladin pursuing me

[@davylively2294]

You stole my joke before I could write it down 😂

[@urieldaluz250]

It’s interesting when you can fight multiple gods, and ONE paladin is still scary

[@alexanderjohnson3014]

They mentioned that they ran entire campaigns to fight those gods if I'm not mistaken. I suppose an uber-paladin at a high enough power level would probably be a decent threat.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@alexanderjohnson3014 I thought that statement meant the GM was recycling defeated gods from completely different settings they've played in the past, seeing how he said they were banished to another realm, presumably the one where this game took place.

[@boxorak]

Lovecraftian stuff is serious business when it crashes a setting.

[@asbestosfish_]

Reminds me of that session where my DM convinced us to become the army of mad cultists serving a demon lord. _And we were the good guys!_

[@bogustoast22none25]

Asbestos Fish how bad had shit gone down for this to be a thing?

[@catgckool428]

I'm sorry we need the hear the story behind that!

[@asbestosfish_]

bogustoast22 none To make a long story short: _Really fucking bad._

[@nvfury13]

Depends on the demon lord.

[@Mooke_Maykr]

THE LONGER THE ICON OF SIN IS ON EARTH THR STRONGER IT WILL BECOME

[@magiceightball1442]

YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE IN MARS

[@killermankey7582]

THATS A WEAPON NOT A TELEPORTER

[@AndrewChumKaser]

THERE ARE MORE SQUIRRELS THAN YOU HAVE BULLETS AND YOU HAVE MADE HIM VERY ANGRY

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

*The great Aggadonn Hunters from the Telos Realm, created to fight the Doom Slayer and his Night Sentinels throughout the Unholy Crusades*

[@jetpizzashere1228]

2:30 The longer the icon of sin remains on earth the stronger it will become

[@JCupgrade]

You brought a deep charm... into MY HOUSE Best line

[@green_creeper288]

Gonna steal that paladin concept.

[@DaMailman22]

2:34 *[DOOM THEME INTENSIFIES]*

[@sir_ventt8142]

I love whenever this guy reads something

[@net_spider]

Any of these mechanics ring any bells? Curious what the game system is and thought it was homebrew dnd until I started to hear about luck and wound levels.

[@jeremiahfink6330]

Probbably Shadowrun, it has both

[@emiledlund9559]

“Dice rolls at difficulty 12” imply a dicepool sytem

[@rhyzvanic3660]

When he mentioned a "Level 4 wound" I immediately thought of Song of Swords. That's the closest match I could guess myself.

[@dotspot3667]

So glad that you are doing long stories again. I really enjoy them.

[@Monster_Ink]

I love it, I need more!

[@Leostar-Regalius]

so,does that mean an oathbreaker is a good paladin

[@thealchemistking4063]

I want to hear the rest of this campaign and if they ever saved the world.

[@keithhagen7571]

I would love a follow up to this story I wanna know how things work out with the paladibs

[@TheOGSpartanNinja]

Part two part two PART TWO!!!

[@shivanmaharaj5232]

This needs to be a series!

[@TheTaleForge]

I sorely wish it was. It was written way back in 2013, though, and reached me around 2015, with no sign of a follow-up archived.

[@leobracken2316]

@@TheTaleForge Aww :(

[@sirho6700]

Love the idea of all Paladins being servants of an evil god, but does anyone know what system this is? It seems like it has a thorough design.

[@dooderbug2437]

Plot twist, it was f.a.t.a.l the whole time

[@sirho6700]

@@dooderbug2437 wait . . . fr? I haven't actually read any of the setting stuff for f.a.t.a.l, just the character creation

[@rhyzvanic3660]

@@sirho6700 He said "Plot twist" as a joke. The closest thing I can ID this to is Song of swords, because it very specifically mentioned a level 4 wound in combat. But that's no guarantee. It also sounds like a custom setting of that game, too.

[@sirho6700]

@@rhyzvanic3660 Ok cool, just checking.

[@willowterra402]

this definitely isn't any game system i've ever heard of, anyone know?

[@Shatterverse]

What game system was this played in?

[@v1v10rnitier]

i need to know too. i need a homebrew for these leechadins

[@dargongod20]

Same

[@net_spider]

I'm quite curious as well.

[@asbestosfish_]

Exalted, maybe?

[@dooderbug2437]

@@asbestosfish_ lvl 4 wounds tho?

[@bogustoast22none25]

Interesting concept.

[@benhramiak8781]

So its the scarlet king?

[@caelanforeman8639]

Thank the gods it wasn't clerics

[@jacobweinstock2180]

We people talk about God's or deal with God's or fight God's....you expect GOD LIKE SHIT but when this once apon a time ordinary dude relentlessly follows you, refusing to die, just getting worse and more powerful EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM, you just don't know what to expect that's the worse part

[@loganjamesonhatch5050]

Is this a series?!?!

[@urieldaluz250]

Out of curiosity, is this the call of Cthulhu system, or something else? Maybe runescape?

[@IONATVS]

Uriel Daluz Sounds like a heavily homebrewed DnD setting

[@urieldaluz250]

@@IONATVS Maybe, except that the mechanics they mentioned (levels of wounds, for one) are decidedly not in 5e

[@RvEijndhoven]

@@urieldaluz250 Might be some version of the Storyteller System (i.e. WoD).

[@urieldaluz250]

@@RvEijndhoven Except that that also doesnt seem to have wound levels be area specific, thats the thing. Runescape is the only one that comes to mind with that

[@Nukestarmaster]

@@urieldaluz250 What is this Runescape TTRPG? I searched it on the internet and all I got was a short blurb in the Wikipedia archives.

[@PhoenixWrites2309]

What system is this from?

[@mesarosmm]

Part 2????

[@alexanderjohnson3014]

You know this He Who Will Be Guy sounds a lot like God, I mean captial G God. The whole he created a hell thing and then assimilation of other religions/traditions and stuff. Stop me if I'm crazy...

[@spookyscarysteve]

And the ‘ichor’ like Light-Blood

[@austinryder2622]

The green text version of this actually has a note about that.

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

I mean biblical god tends to communicate with fire,

[@chainsawsubtlety9828]

Well, that's 17 minutes of my life that I'm never getting back.