Mohg's DISGUSTING Secret Revealed

[@TheUndeadHumor]

What would you say if you were Morgott?

[@dhampir_days]

"Mohg that's just fucking nasty."

[@AGuyOnline-rp5we]

Maidenless behavior

[@viewer.0783]

I'm calling Melania.

[@OvenBaked515]

Use my big golden giant crusher to bonk the down bad out of him

[@Fatigue023]

"Put these foolish ambitions to rest"

[@Jtriggers]

Not gonna lie, our character going on a murder spree, doesn’t seem like the worst thing anymore.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

There are some demigods you just can't help!

[@beans1590]

You know lord of frenzied flame ending sounds very good right now

[@gaigeschaal9070]

When I get to Mohg, I'm treating it like an "FBI! Open up!"

[@Jtriggers]

I think Formsoft should add an optional to tell Malania about Mohg keeping kidnapping Miquella. When you go back either, she’s a summon or Mohg’s is just dead.

[@ginjaninja-sv6oz]

@@Jtriggers just randomly get Mohg's remembrance lol

[@silverblade357]

In Modg's defense, having a horn go through your eye and into your brain would probably mess up anyone!

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Fair point!

[@neofalz7643]

and his very mother make two kids whit herself, so it not so worse ?

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

​@@neofalz7643 word

[@draw2death421]

​@@neofalz7643 and the blood pot mentions how Mohgs childhood was apearently Bloody aswell. Hinting that perhaps Mohg was Beaten as a child.

[@warriorwatch2406]

@@draw2death421 Not entirely sure who would be the one(s) to beat him, since it was my understanding they just sorta chucked the twins into the sewers and called it a day.

[@Agheel]

Morgott is the worst DoorDash driver he didn’t even bring the food 💀

[@TheUndeadHumor]

The Albinaurics stole it :-(

[@eliaspfeiffer3700]

@@TheUndeadHumor they deserved to suffer fr

[@beans1590]

And that's why gideon killed them

[@judgment5090]

1 star

[@cyansorcerer6491]

Mohg, the lord of down bad.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

He has some strange obsessions!

[@ichich44]

And imcest

[@zynosgd9982]

how is this "fake" lore? That's honestly fairly accurate lol

[@TheUndeadHumor]

It may have happened, we'll never know!

[@Level_Eleven]

*"FAREWELL BROTHER BRING FOOD NEXT TIME"* 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Boiled crab is tasty!

[@shini1908]

Marika family line strange quirks: Marika: dom mommy. Uncle Maliketh: a literal hound of death. Godfrey: abusive dad with anger issues that needs a lion on his shoulder to calm down. Godrick: hacks people limbs of and attaches them to himself to feel cool. Ranni: commits sucide to become a puppet. Radahn: a animal loving star obssesed godfrey simp. Malenia: worst STD carrier of all time. Miquella: an adult but looks like a 12 year old femboy. Rykard: lets himself get eaten by a giant snake and then takes control of said giant snake and starts eating other peoples. Morgott: self hating hobo. Mohg: really likes blood and so decided to enter his little brother blood stream while he sleeps. Godwyn: was actually a cool dude...but now he is a 20 feet tall souless mermaid/fish monster that infects the world with death blight. Dusk eyed queen(maybe): made the godskin apostles that actually skin people and wear their skin.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Really good analysis! It is a strange family, they should have their own show!

[@Jtriggers]

We are family Na, na, na, oh, ooh, yeah Get up everybody and sing.

[@spin6872]

Radagon holy Thor wannabe

[@7Kibz]

Godrick is like a distant cousin tho

[@vclentini]

We love 1) dysfunctional royal family 😩

[@Max-bw2di]

He saying "join me brother" right after the incest thing is so goddamn weird

[@TheUndeadHumor]

He's a bit of a creep, I'm not sure what he meant by it...

[@spacemegalodon5049]

Mohg is all the evidence anyone needs to know that George RR Martin was involved with this game.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Lol I think you are right!

[@Torag55]

I would say Marika and Radagon too. The incestuous twins trope seem to be a staple for GRRM.

[@judgment5090]

@@Torag55, i’m not even sure if it is incest or selfcest

[@Yami1300]

​@@Torag55 They aren't twins As for them being related That's literally a clasic in every mithology You aren't a god if you don't perform incest Th closest story I know is from greek mithology Gea created Uranus and maried him and had children Then those children maried (Cronos and Rea) Then there granchildren maried (Zeus and Hera)

[@adamaulia1945]

​@@Torag55I've read "No longer maidenless", so I confirm this...

[@sparklepawz1185]

Oh sure when Malenia says she'll do anything for Miquella and he builds a bunch of statues of them together as kids and hugging each other it's "sweet" and "endearing" but when Mohg kidnaps Miquella and Mohgs all over him it's considered "gross" and "disgusting".

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Maybe Mohg is just misunderstood lol

[@samf.s.7731]

Yes of course... The Lord of Blood is misunderstood, and everyone simps for Malenia even though she's a dominatrix... Like, be consistent with your views fandom! (yes, I am joking!)

[@lillydevil2486]

Lmao, honestly I feel like if Miquella LITERALLY wasn't asleep people would accept it more Like, sure, Miquella might be an UNKNOWABLY old demi-god or whatever, but did he CONSENT?

[@Potato_tomato47]

@@lillydevil2486 miquella may be in a semi dormant state of growth SO remember miquella is above the age of consent we just don’t know if he does

[@ntp5358]

​@@Potato_tomato47 no matter consent or not it's still incest

[@sergeanthuman]

Mohg: brother ur back, so boiled crab Morgott: no a boiled half-sister

[@yharr3789]

"I am malenia, blade of the child you kidnapped"

[@juggernautenjoyer948]

You mean Boiled half-brother right?

[@sergeanthuman]

​@juggernautenjoyer948 miquella aint mad, in fact he's excited

[@ByllionBucks]

“Thou have been consorting with our own flesh” One dlc later Yeah…aboyt that…

[@khaosinkorporated9493]

NGL if you told me this was actual canon I would totally believe you.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Maybe it will somehow happen in the DLC, who knows!

[@jaydenallen7742]

Isn't this actually canon though? Mohg smashing Miquella despite lack of consent

[@Cadoe]

But it is

[@lagosertergaming3835]

It is canon. Everything in this video is literally lore accurate

[@dhampir_days]

I was half expecting Mohg to turn around and the Tarnished is there lmao

[@TheUndeadHumor]

He proceeds to slow walk down the steps and get comet azur'd in the face!

[@HugeHaddock]

​@@TheUndeadHumor Mohg deserves to be beaten by Litany of proper death. Comet Azur is too quick

[@Moon_Sushie]

Ngl I feel like morgott the type of guy to bring the boiled crab. Always following orders and shit. He just didn't wanna give any to that, thing

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Not even boiled crab can save him now.

[@pill1154]

Mohg is cleared of any wrong doing

[@karuapereira726]

Mohg is seriously Considering being The Woman of The relationship with miquella just to start A dynasty. That's dedication right there

[@samf.s.7731]

Explain?!

[@karuapereira726]

@@samf.s.7731 He will have to become miquella's consort, And as opposed to marika, miquella is masculine. So mohg will be the woman of The relation

[@samf.s.7731]

@@karuapereira726 lol I never actually thought that marriage in the Lands Between has to be between a man and a woman, since it seems like everybody can marry everybody, but since the game insists on calling female tarnished "Elden Lord" .. You might be right. Mohg would become known as Mrs. Miquella if he wants the to have the consort title.... Funny that you get assigned a gender and a title based solely on needing to be different than that of the Elden Ring vessel. Marika was non binary apparently but she was still queen Marika, and Radagon is Marika but he got the title "second Elden Lord"..But that's maybe because no one knew their secret or Marika just didn't know what she was ... Which is kinda "too real". I'm playing as a female tarnished and planning on getting the age of fracture ending, I'll get the title "Elden Lord" even though I'm a lady 😂 Because Marika will be the queen, the game will insist on calling me "Lord" as her consort 🤣😄🤣 Probably the same for Ranni's consort, I'll be a "Lord" if I pick the age of stars ending. Well, that's so weird.. Still kinda funny that you're acknowledging that being the woman in the relationship sucks.... I mean, as women we keep saying that yet you guys deny that all the time 😜

[@louisroato2417]

Cope harder

[@honsai7409]

​​@@karuapereira726 Bro consort doesn't mean feminine/the wife role. Radagon is literally Marika's consort

[@born_sinner9993]

I’m gonna go stare at the sun now

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Some things can never be forgotten!

[@graveslayer9666]

PRAISE THE SUN

[@bunnybabiee6665]

many apologies are in order

[@creeperYT9824]

I love how Morgott didn't even try fighting mohg because he knew he would get nihiled to death

[@boldrinus]

"that old sack of dung" slaps so hard

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Morgott was not pleased!

[@m_29]

Mogh is just Morgotts edgy younger brother

[@Yami1300]

I wouldn't be surprised if Mohg ends up being the victim in Canon. The deceived naive fool is a trope in both ASOIAF and Dark Souls

[@PShrekky]

Um...

[@unknownbenefactor8029]

Hmm...

[@Sundownerpilled]

Bro had a vision😭

[@thebluepaladin]

bro called it

[@matiasnoguera461]

What kind of boiled crab you eat?and please share some with me i need to know where find a job near my house

[@imdead7913]

I mean, thats pretty close to how it could go if it happens

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Morgott is disgusted but still loves him!

[@jonathanwatson4484]

The worse part that morgott doesn't know that miqeulle is in a coma and the entire relationship is one sided, the poor lad has been literally kidnapped agenst his will and the golden order police force is out of business

[@alastor9141]

Lorewise mohg and morgott are working with eachother, in the cutscene before fighting morgott, morgott says that all the demigods are wilful traitors except his twin brother mohg and morgott use's bloodflame which is the same ability mohg has so mohg have taught morgott how to use bloodflame and underneath leyndell royal capital mohg is guarding the entrance to the three fingers+ mogh kidnapping miquella was good for the erdtree because miquella have abandoned the golden order fundamentalist and became against the erdtree so it's clear that mogh and morgott are on the same side

[@miimiibeschde4818]

He didn't say anything about his brother because mohg didn't have a Chair and He wasn't known by anybody besides morgott, the omen in the sewers, the dungeater, Godfrey and Marika

[@alastor9141]

@@miimiibeschde4818 you do realise he was known as the lord of blood and has a reputation among albinaurics and the tarnished and omens and many others

[@miimiibeschde4818]

@@alastor9141 He was known by the albinaurics there and varre because they Served him He and morgott weren't really known

[@snipercomrade3059]

Mohg: The new order, the new age; the age of consent (bruh). FBI: FBI open up, we have your dynasty surrounded. You have nowhere to go Mohg, your sanguine nobles have all been apprehended. Don't try anything stupid now! Mohg: Shit

[@TheUndeadHumor]

*hides inside Miquella's egg*

[@neofalz7643]

*mogh casulaty start to count to zero in latin*

[@finnanimations1334]

I say this every where and ill say it again, if you defeat malenia and find mohg, there should be an option to request help from a cleanrot knight or a 'weaker' Malenia and then defeat mohg

[@lawrencebenz1313]

Also if you find Mohg before Malenia you should be able to tell her where Miquella is and watch Mohg get rot nuked harder than Caelid.

[@samf.s.7731]

@@lawrencebenz1313 I know right? I totally found Mohg and Miquella before even setting foot in the Halig tree.. But nope! Couldn't say a single word to Malenia about her brother's whereabouts ..

[@Aurelius1239]

He's lucky the Tarnished got a hold of him before I did

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Your twin is unusual!

[@Aurelius1239]

@@TheUndeadHumor I do not believe even the Greater Will could come up with a bigger understatement

[@sencremer4927]

"I was inside Miquella"

[@DerpyCarp12]

With the Hindsight of DLC, you're a prophet, dude.

[@matiasnoguera461]

Ahhh yes the good age of incest

[@thequimsnaim]

He beat the allegations…

[@HimePenguin]

Lore to prepare you for the DLC, I see

[@shaggysmortalvessel8297]

Something I just noticed: Miquella's ring looks very similar to the Reversal Band in DS3; which, if you might remember, was a ring worn by Dark Sun Gwyndolin 👁👁 D e e p e s t L o r e ?

[@fakechloe207]

They're both femboys so it makes sense, I guess.

[@quanghuynguyen3264]

The fact Mohg is like yeah remmember to bring back food is just lol can you make like morgott bring godfrey to Mohg places but remember to bring food

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Good idea, I will add it to my list!

[@Nosferat_AN]

Thy part in this shall not be forgiven

[@TheUndeadHumor]

It is all kinds of wrong!

[@Executioner_Smough]

If it meant I could get his stuff without fighting him I would have gave him food.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

His phase transition is difficult to be fair!

[@Executioner_Smough]

@@TheUndeadHumor it’s not the difficulty I just like hearing him shout at me

[@10hawell]

Mohg is so fucking based, he lives in a basement, dates his underage femboy half-brother, nihil, eats Doritos, is a gamer, simping for blood mommy. He's awful but awesome. It would be interesting if in DLC it turned out that it was consensual and Miquella is into that, conspiring with formless mommy Imagine super omen bros clapping miqucheeks.

[@matiasnoguera461]

Well miquella wanted to bring the age of love,tolerance and incest

[@zaboomafool1911]

Mohg is clearly George RR Martin's creation. He's got all the classics: fire and blood...and incest.

[@AGuyOnline-rp5we]

We keep getting these demigod crossovers, but where is the one where Melania finds Mogh?

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Great idea, it has been added to the list! It will happen.

[@AGuyOnline-rp5we]

@@TheUndeadHumor :D

[@AGuyOnline-rp5we]

I can perfectly imagine a 1v1 between Malenia and Mogh Malenia: Pulls out BS move and heals half health (Waterfoul) Mogh: Pulls out BS move and heal half health (Nihil) Malenia: Grows wings and second phase Mogh: Grows wings in second phase Malenia: Starts inflicting annoying status effect all the time in second phase Mogh: Starts inflicted annoying status effect all the time in second phase Come to think of it, these two bosses have a lot of similarities

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

@@AGuyOnline-rp5we They will suck HP untill someone else will come and slap both of them?

[@mr.empire1059]

Mohg making miquella sounds pretty good right now.

[@lillydevil2486]

I don't know why I always imagined Miquella was LITERALLY like six And now that folk are theorizing that the blond figure on Torrent might be MIquella, I'm wondering if he magically just aged up or if he's ALWAYS looked, like, 12. Though I'm not sure if that's any better for Mohg XD

[@Potato_tomato47]

They are well above the age of consent you see he may look like a child but he’s a 100 year old demigod your honor

[@cullysloy2705]

I blame Miquella. Miquella is the god of daterape.

[@FemboyPrince]

Morgott (from a canonical point of view) would likely open a can of whupass on Mohg.

[@samf.s.7731]

Yeah, they're very different types of people.

[@rustkarl]

Well now this got… interesting.

[@jenaropaso7774]

Love, tolerance and incest what th..

[@TheUndeadHumor]

It was all going well until that last part lol

[@matiasnoguera461]

After the dlc what are your toughts?

[@jameswalker6724]

The wild thing is that this is part of the lore which is crazy

[@sev7-828]

I said "what" the same time morgott it literally caught me off guard 😂

[@Griaq]

thy sin shall not be forgotten.

[@TheUndeadHumor]

There are too many sins to count!

[@rydermccall3590]

Mohg beat the allegations!

[@Арлан-ы6ч]

Mohg seems to love his brother very much to offer him to nihil all over Miquella together.

[@faity5649]

SEND MALENIA!

[@thekingisdead6411]

Accurate

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Poor Morgott lol

[@AGuyOnline-rp5we]

ELDEN RING DLC IS COMING!!! SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE!

[@TheUndeadHumor]

I am hyped!!! Can't wait for some more awesome Elden Ring content!

[@ZarMationStudios18]

"whaaaat...?"

[@sagaverse1466]

Ngl mohg need help

[@xdankmemer6615]

Mohg lester is his name

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Kidnapping Miquella is his game.

[@Golden_Risuto]

​@@TheUndeadHumor Kid-napping.

[@evilellis]

id love to watch this but it physically hurts me to see the thee/thou stuff that consistently wrong

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Understandable - I am making Morgott speak like a normal person now so I won't have to deal with this Old English malarkey again!

[@evilellis]

@@TheUndeadHumor i'd also be willing to help if u want, i feel semi-confident with that language :)

[@mabooooyleatherface.1044]

Ya kinda fucked up the language but still beeg funny

[@adrianchua835]

Peak fiction

[@neilsacatropezsaura2320]

Isn't miquella a guy though? Is mohg wanted the backdoor lol

[@TheAceOfSpades427]

Wasn’t it his brother?

[@elijahemerson920]

Yo wtf

[@TheUndeadHumor]

I know right?

[@owenmori_]

Common Mohg W

[@KS-bo5bg]

Not a fan of the new style of dialogue. The anarchronism is part of what makes it much more funny.