How To Survive A Rhea Attack (training Kevin p1)

[@accepthisname]

I love how casually he narrates and walks around as if there isn't an albino Big Bird trying to murder him the entire time.

[@NameName-yj7lp]

“ I WILL RIP OF YOUR SKIN AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG” “ Hahah Kevin’s pretty”

[@sam9014]

IMR

[@slinkygreyhound6994]

It’s a training video idiot the whole point... 🤦‍♂️

[@ladya4463]

😂🤣😂

[@neverbullymeh]

@@slinkygreyhound6994 Its a joke bro

[@Guran.M]

"I'll tell you whats animal abuse, Kevin hurting me" You know, Just for this sentence alone you aren't wrong

[@Quiv3rYT]

True

[@God-gi9iu]

O

[@peripheralmaster3265]

lol fr

[@sacr3]

Well, The human animal in this situation caged the other animal and is now providing the other animal with what it needs to survive, in a cage. So the Human animal, as kind as it is, is putting itself into this situation through choice alone. The Bird animal just doesn't want to be around this Human animal, but can't simply leave - its trapped, so it pushes the human animal away. Instead of listening, the human animal keeps returning for more. So in the end, its not necessarily animal abuse as much as its an animal unhappy with its captors presence.

[@obiwankenobi1608]

@@sacr3 If that was the case the other one would be unhappy as well. However as you can see the other one in the video is docile. If an animal is unhappy in an enclosure it usually has to do with a change in its enclosure. He even explained it in the video. You obviously didn't listen.

[@lancsdragon2619]

For some reason this guy calmly fighting his giant bird is killing me

[@roebear]

its the fact that he's so calm and then going *smack* XD

[@SpikeyBagel]

@@roebear not *smack,* more like _smaaack, smaaack_

[@joaohenrique7128]

Was about to comment that

[@suruxstrawde8322]

Its a bird with a handle bar for a neck and weak stick legs- he's practically being attacked by a giant goose.

[@wiremonkeymother830]

​@@suruxstrawde8322 Geese are grouchy little brats so you might be onto something

[@caitlynryder8639]

Nearly 2 years on and Kevin still doesn't know he's lower on the pecking order

[@ErtM-vh5vs]

Orders always resolvable.

[@ekto6]

I don’t think knows anything besides seething disdain

[@jimmyboy131]

Kevin: "I am the senate!"

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Like one of Doomguy’s opponents lol

[@floob5338]

I don’t know what’s funnier your dog being named Poggers or you gently pushing Kevin’s head aside with a garbage lid lol

[@JoeMama-dv6jt]

GENTLY PUSHING KEVINS HEAD ASIDE

[@Anon1604]

I would like to enter Nugget the Chicken into the running.

[@poggerfish7985]

I thought i was the only one

[@aslanbatyrov8030]

😂😂

[@thedogbrandonchoked9830]

@@JoeMama-dv6jt yep

[@themindset4164]

This is so funny because he's just casually running away and fighting off the bird while being so nice.

[@deisk2707]

It's just his everyday in his life

[@Cai7S]

Ik this is random but... Translate "up" English to Romanian

[@themindset4164]

@@Cai7S sus

[@Mosesinmusic]

🤣

[@4sethx]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qILQhYGHgaiDaLM .

[@TheDragonLegacy]

"He needs to learn he's on the lower pecking order, so to speak" I'm about to watch a man fight a bird

[@lem1681]

Bitch slap 101

[@mistypeaks1375]

Casually throws out a pun

[@VeryFamousActor]

That bird is a dinosaur lol

[@gabrielpenteado8769]

B R U H I SAW UR COMMENT WHILE HE TALKED UR COMMENT B R Y H

[@lancsdragon2619]

With a bin lid

[@YoungClarke]

I love coming back to see the origin of Kevin. How there was such patience and tolerance and an expectation that he would learn. Cut to today and it is just accepted. “Kevin is evil and you smack him with the riot shield” Never change, Kevin. You monster dinosaur

[@JW-ln9ln]

I had high hopes for Kevin.

[@alecLogan]

“He’ll learn” was Kevin’s “I can fix him,” and his response is “Not in this mortal coil.”

[@spiralrose]

Kevin needs to be paired up with Karen from the useless farm channel. They are two of a kind

[@boluwarin]

😂😂😂

[@teijaflink2226]

Kevin just knows that he's supposed to be the alpha.

[@boratpajama]

Kevin just wakes up and chooses violence.

[@assassinsblade1463]

Peace was never an option

[@GabrielMoura-gt9jb]

[ your goose has evolved into " *KEVIN* " ]

[@levibull6063]

He didn't choose the thug life The thug life choose him

[@jayhokum5413]

Every. Single. Day.

[@frasermartin345]

Peace isn't an option

[@dradamov]

I really like the fact that he explains what should be done if we ever encounter specifically Kevin.

[@theeguy9022]

Well Kevin does tend to get around

[@rtothemutha]

@@theeguy9022 obviously

[@Thoughtmage100]

The chances are indeed small, but never zero.

[@jamaaltankard3728]

Alternative title: How to survive a Kevin Attack (rhea training) pt 1

[@KitsunekoOwO]

Maybe he manages to break out of prison like Gort did 🤔 It's important to know how to defeat him

[@errorghostt]

"He needs to establish boundaries." *smacks Kevin with a trash can lid*

[@BigYoshi0809]

Trash can lid: YEET.

[@JA.4]

*smacks gently

[@shrishikesh2292]

That's straight outta some cartoon

[@TaylorFocused]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@hodb3906]

Works on women and children too.

[@bigmike8586]

Ben's left forearm was a lot smoother and less battle-scarred back in these days. Goodness has he come far, may the Lord never stop blessing us with your work and your presence, Ben

[@Rangernewb5550]

He's come a long way

[@Nitro-bg1sn]

0:01 "I got this little glizzy here" 0:21 The neck grab 0:43 "Poggers is no help at all" 0:48 Kevin is charging 1:05 "Such a beautiful animal" - Slams head into gate 1:19 Trash can lid smack out of nowhere 2:15 Starts hissing at Kevin 2:28 Poggers is a dog 3:06 Poggers has been taking the eggs I don't know if this was meant to be absurdist but literally every shot is a new twist

[@lemmekaiyourmui9158]

Forgot: 2:24 “Karen is MY wife”

[@spazattack215]

Idk if I would be as calm as that guy.. I would either run, kick or punch that friggin bird in the head. (Most likely run tbh)

[@farmtomeme6265]

Also 3:22 Reveals wildlife rehab fundraising 3:38 Rat trap is empty 3:42 The kiss goodbye.

[@rhazy9337]

Pog

[@kurochii4404]

I laughed way to hard at this comment

[@ruzahel6287]

Everything about this is hilarious. Him asking his dog to protect him and commenting on how a bird named Karen and nugget are the nicest beings. And him stealing a rhea’s wife.

[@timael.]

Lol

[@UncleBen-s]

forsenCD MY MAN

[@thegnome9529]

I actually laughed out loud which almost never happens when he said ”karen is my wife”

[@thegnome9529]

And also how he just calmly walks around choke holding s bird while its biting his arm lol

[@noobkingd706]

Is the nicest one getting chocked?

[@davidlane1248]

I've only seen less than 4 minutes of this man's life and I already know he's a national treasure

[@fernandorodriguez876]

Nah

[@elijahr0ck730]

Indeed

[@davidlane1248]

@@fernandorodriguez876 don't be jealous just because *KAREN ISN'T YOUR WIFE*

[@fernandorodriguez876]

@@davidlane1248 ouch dude that one hurt

[@donniepierce2293]

@@fernandorodriguez876 chill out homeboy

[@TheObsoletist33]

I love when you first see a close up of Kevin, you can instantly tell he has an attitude problem.

[@ralphschraven339]

The fact that he doesn't add any context or discloses what he's about to do makes the sudden garbage can slap all the more hilarious.

[@TournavisTheBlind]

He needs to establish boundaries **smack**

[@fatcat3696]

I like the One Piece profile photo

[@formularainbow]

@@fatcat3696 ORE NO KAIZOKU DAAAA CHOPPAAHHHH

[@seancomerford5724]

Idiot who stands there and gets their arm ripped open 😂

[@starstruck_PCs]

@@seancomerford5724 dude he’s so chill about it tho it’s just a casual Sunday afternoon

[@a.h8606]

“That’s how he knows I’m the alpha” “Karen’s my wife” Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@Volkaer]

I got some NSFW mental images right there XD

[@ritwikg.8006]

Maybe thats the reason Kevin loathes him with a vengeance lmao.

[@cottonlarry8470]

Bestality: +100%

[@randomshortsvideos2]

Likes in comments doesnt do shit

[@CrazymarioO-cf9yf]

@@randomshortsvideos2 well it means people like it.

[@kanoaikawach]

"I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me." *camera turns to see Kevin squaring up*

[@pheonicninja2259]

he wanted to but got backhanded by a trash can lid

[@tobiaspatterson4457]

1:40

[@Domo0116]

Not squaring up 😂😭😂😭😂

[@aussiedabirb8383]

Reminds me of that emu with arms gif

[@abrahamsomething7471]

Bro if the dino chicken could talk dino chicken: (sees guy) I will freaking kill you, come over that gate punk ass and take this beating like a man KZbinr: jack robinsons the side of the dino chickens face dino chicken: forgets who he is and questions existence itself for about ten seconds, then sees guy and the cycle repeats lol

[@Gr8emie]

Can we just talk about how kevin ran to him at 0:48 😭

[@RepellentJeff]

“Where do you think you’re going!? We ain’t done here!”

[@moonsigil]

jumpscare 😂

[@Alex-K94]

"Such a beautiful... wonderful animal" *Slams door in his face*

[@General_Klytus]

🤣🤣

[@poofcheeseburgers8331]

Fooni

[@Alex-K94]

@Xavier McKnight yeah... I like fůn¬y štu¿¿!

[@jejeroy]

A Gently slam

[@stewartgoodwin9488]

And them slapping him with a trashcan

[@huzica]

I love how there is an animal trying to kill him while he's just chilling acting like he can't feel anything 😂

[@MadBro64]

😂😂😂😂

[@SuperCallum112]

Yeah you can't freak out or anything when lizards/birds bite you, otherwise they learn that what they need to do to get what they want. Just gotta kind of grit your teeth and take it until they realise biting doesn't work.

[@ivanemilov522]

@@SuperCallum112 can you not just start running towards this dino while yelling like caveman to scare it or smth

[@peace420u7]

That's when you preform what I like to call inserting your dominance by smacking the shit outta it

[@noforwhat5767]

Lol

[@leofangd8501]

"such a beautiful.." *slams gate on Kevin's head* "...wonderful animal, one of God's creation, he's very lovely"

[@bullymaguire4691]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

[@Apollo_Slayer]

Haahahahahaha

[@tttreyflip17]

I absolutely lost my shit there.

[@roguesample]

The exact part that got me too 🤣

[@rizzo6743]

Lmsooo same

[@goldman5762]

Something about 0:47 hit my survival instinct in a way I didn't like, having an incoming threat rushing towards the camera only for the camera to be turned away and the location of the threat left ambiguous. There's gotta be some kind of cinematographic term for a shot like that. Kevin has the atmosphere of a dangerous predator is what I'm trying to say.

[@footass887]

Ur a baby

[@purple7056]

Ben: 🚶‍♂️‍➡️

[@datbishboo6956]

KEVIN IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS FLESH AND HES LIKE "mmm well if you look here,, uh- he is definetly trying to kill me but thats ok"

[@AlexN0704]

"It hurts? Well yea ofc it does alot , but like life hurts too and thats ok" This man is so chill 😂

[@datbishboo6956]

@@AlexN0704 ikr HHSDG

[@ivan_iii6271]

Yee, that's how it works

[@datbishboo6956]

@@ivan_iii6271 very nas

[@z0sick87]

Your thousandth like your welcome

[@Sleek673]

Can you imagine living next to this guy? Like you look out the window and he's slapping the bird with a trash can lid

[@skylerthompson8652]

I used to raise turkeys in town. Weird fucking looks were a daily occurrence

[@mikep9312]

Beef cows can be real Kevin's too but you just smack a stick on the ground and they back off.

[@nameholdingplace]

😂

[@vibonwer]

lol

[@nickylodean6559]

It’s not a bird it’s a rhea

[@kaleiah2800]

“it definetly hurts.” *says in the most calm monotone voice ever*

[@OsirisMawn]

I think he's used to it

[@testhekid]

he's nuts

[@organicspectroscopy7242]

Reminded me of the "Hi Ron, Hi Billy" video.. that's another very calm "it hurts". :P

[@AnonymousOblivion]

It does hurt, he's just speaking 'stream of conscious' from the logical part of his brain to hide it.

[@vipset87]

"karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight" you sure her name is KAREN? lol

[@willhannusch]

"if this was an ostrich I'd be dead a long time ago" meanwhile a year later he's kissing homelander directly on the beak

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

In the wild, a rhea can sprint at 40mph and deliver a nasty kick to predators that try to attack But luckily, Kevin hasn't tried that yet

[@TheUrbanRescueRanch]

I love you Avery 👨🏻‍🌾🤝

[@laurenlevy9378]

It’s the use of the word yet that is truly concerning

[@DanVegas27]

You again? You every where bro

[@ovalith756]

I see you everywhere-

[@trashpanda2938]

*yet*

[@martincitopants]

It's always the Kevins

[@InsertNameHere540]

yes

[@dread7531]

Didnt expect to see you here but noice Also: ksp content is also nice Many thanks

[@1cj]

Bruh

[@bajenbilly]

It’s always the Jebs

[@Noctillia]

Should have named him Kyle, would've attacked the drywall instead.

[@Sumschmuck]

How to defend yourself against a Rhea. 1. Stay calm 2. Casually approach rhea 3. Grab that foo by the neck

[@rheagomes5340]

😂😂😂

[@YoungSavage_-om1rf]

FR BRO HE WOULD GET THE F OUT OF MY WAY 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeygee4026]

😂😂😂😂

[@silverwind9906]

Lmaooooo

[@tweedekleutertransvaal9272]

Thats actually the most passive aggressive ive ever seen LMAOOOO🤣🤣💀💀

[@Igor_054]

As a resident of South America, I am not imune to the possibility of one day having to confront a bull Rhea. I am glad I've found this video first, as I now realize how unprepared I was.

[@rectaldestructionisnotlove4091]

Just grab it by the neck and beat it against the concrete. Or snap its neck.

[@lashaythestrange]

There are whole lot of Kevins and Karens running around?

[@QueenofTNT]

@@lashaythestrangeyeah, Rheas are native to South America, and they move in loose groups, so there’s entire territories full of wild Karens and Kevins.

[@michaelfouladi4961]

You know it’s Texas when the man is gently slapping a bird with a garbage can lid to assert dominance. This is a gem

[@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife]

*writes notes down* "Use trash lid to assert dominance...might work on boss".

[@HUEnshiro_do_Norte]

@@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OneLostTexan]

I also saw the 5 point star on the fence and knew it was Texas.

[@maximilianwonschik1304]

its australia though... (in fact I'm dumb)

[@OneLostTexan]

@@maximilianwonschik1304, look on the channel description and tell me what it says.

[@berryrue12]

"I'll tell you what's animal abuse: what kevin does to me." "You see if this was an ostrich, I'd be dead already." I love this man's energy.

[@everywhereattheendoftime]

Ehmmmm... Second!!!

[@ooghaboogha4362]

Kinetic or Potential o_O

[@natedog8836]

1

[@auugh43546]

@@everywhereattheendoftime Ehmmm.... i am currently holding a building hostage i have planted several bombs the people are gathered in the middle the police are coming i will turn the bombs on

[@the_fallero]

Oh well nvm

[@abutterynoodle9347]

I love how Karen looks like a doctor Seuss creation while Kevin looks like something from Jurassic Park

[@MigWith]

Well, not wrong, they are dinos

[@X4KalekusBeats]

LMAOOO

[@mlgtv5667]

Hahaahahhaha

[@anders8461]

Kevin's breathing when he bites, he's raptor all right XD

[@juan2049]

Dr Suess? Don’t let the LGBT read this

[@DippyTheFresh]

Man, been 3 years already, so much changed…except Kevin

[@PereiraCJ020]

yeah its crazy to think ive been watching for 3 years now

[@lolallyouwant1719]

"It definitely hurts" - He says calmly Kevin - *ripping skin off*

[@MegaEricPham]

Tis but a flesh wound.

[@ekkehard8]

lol (x100)

[@lilianaramirez1398]

Its maybe because he is already used to it?

[@lolallyouwant1719]

@@lilianaramirez1398 trust me, as someone who has worked with birds and owns a few, you can never get used to those bites lmao

[@lilianaramirez1398]

@@lolallyouwant1719 o- I feel bad for him-

[@RosieRoan]

Ben: "Violence is never the answer." Kevin: *"Violence is the question, and the answer is **_YES."_*

[@kristaj428]

😂😂😂

[@gasusallynv2777]

😭😭😭

[@chinawall1359]

If violence isnt the answer, you didnt use enough

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

"You gotta treat a car like you treat a woman"

[@Thefreakyfreek]

RIP and tear until it is done

[@dewoitine]

Something about this guy you can just tell he's the one in his friend group that everyone enjoys being around at all times

[@lh6353]

Super agree. Handsome personality. Cutie

[@slickdreams9325]

Was about to say that lol

[@raybilalkharalkharal3825]

Hiii how are u

[@Bowcat777tgc]

Why ppl come up with random ass uninteresting shit comments like this Even if u got a point do you feel better more boring dudes liking your shit about a boring comment what’s the satisfaction here

[@jackelinejack1920]

@banemzokas what is the point of comment it? ._.

[@squirekev]

Kevin is not doing the world of Kevins any favors. When he mentioned an ostrich would kill him in the same situation as he got bit for the third time, I realised this is the most patient person in the universe: he truly loves the animals he keeps. Respect.

[@shamanrobyt6954]

"I need to establish boundaries" *slaps approaching death chicken with garbage lid*

[@PersonManManManMan]

Lol

[@agro9999]

if you think that's a slap. You built like a snowflake

[@fabianklein4432]

@@agro9999 jesus arent you a fun person

[@clutterbot7279]

@@agro9999 i really dont think Shaman meant "slap" in a severe way, it's just another synonym for *B O N K* in this case. chill your beans.

[@iProDevon]

@@agro9999 Who pissed in your cereal?

[@jacobsuarez8644]

Kevin is beautiful and is one of Gods creations *slams gate into head*

[@anthropomorphizedrock]

BEST PART

[@rachels8235]

Lmao bless this guy tho

[@stingywingy1607]

Very poorly designed creation just like almost everything

[@fillingchicken]

😀

[@CallMeZero_99]

Lmao

[@notothe8915]

"You know what IS animal abuse? Him biting me". I feel that my guy.

[@inyoface05]

I will always love how the video starts with Kevin tearing at the fence. He may act like a lil devil, but you can't help but love the fella

[@Nicobes.]

0:45 literally the funniest shit is where he turns the camera around it’s just chasing right after him with its beak wide open LMAOO

[@JJ-me4yu]

I thought it was hella funny too🤣🤣🤣

[@beingcharliebray3681]

I'm crying at that moment and just saw this comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrYabber]

0:49 😂😂

[@benjo3355]

My Heart skipped a beat at that part! Looool! 😅🤣😂💀😭

[@kingali1693]

Fr😭😭😭

[@Jaguar-ds4pt]

"Don't say it's on animal abuse, it's not. I'll tell you what's animal abuse, kevin hurting me." 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh that line hit hard

[@KingHikari_xx]

That shit was valid😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

[@vizardcero8530]

Real af lol

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

I can't believe after all this time hes gotten no better lol but I gotta hand it to him, Kevin launched the success of this channel

[@MattKrause2134]

Ben: exists Kevin: and I took that personally

[@punkletongaming2174]

1k likes and no replies?

[@user-ie5ft9el2k]

Empty replies wow

[@kukiSkuwlzX3]

Everyone said “fuck you and take me like and no reply”

[@natedog8836]

4

[@thatoneguy9615]

BEHOLD! A FIFTH COMMENT!!! AS WAS FORETOLD!

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

“If this was an ostrich, I would be dead already.” Indeed. There are some animals that humans just aren’t supposed to interact with.

[@Socktupus]

Plenty of people own ostriches. They’re really not so bad.

[@KayLo_The_Legend]

@@Socktupus yeah but they probably weren't just plucked out of the wild. The chill ones were probably raised by humans

[@treehugers1000]

@@KayLo_The_Legend Neither was Kevin to my knowledge.

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

@@Socktupus They are the closest thing to dinosaurs that remain in this world, and they know it.

[@jamesmoriarty4236]

@@chrisschoenthaler5184 I thought that was crocodiles

[@matttypes2695]

I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse: This animal is abusing me.

[@thalys1015]

Lol

[@prakharmishra5583]

That was hilarious

[@arthurhuang8121]

maybe i am an animal

[@cumykaze2435]

@@arthurhuang8121 now funni

[@whowouldntsimpforjin5564]

It’s is true

[@ZooMinsTV]

Forever thankful that this video went viral and got on my recommended. Uncle ben wouldn't have been the best youtuber I've ever come across if it weren't for that 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@bradleyfaddis1577]

“I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse...Kevin hurting me”🤣🤣🤣

[@GabrielSouto]

i was not expecting to hear that! ahahahahaha

[@aabe1189]

@@4sethx Report this bot.

[@muhammadmudassar3576]

In first half, I thought he was gonna do something to pugg.

[@realkingofantarctica]

This has gotta be the most passive aggressively wholesome video I've ever seen.

[@jakolmydig960]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M

[@taco2422]

yes

[@WushuFreak96]

"It just kinda freaks him out. - UouOUouOuo! UuOouoUouuOu!" Gotta love this man's positivity. What a legend.

[@DuongTran-th1yh]

Yes (2)

[@milchpackungszertreter6769]

Yes (3)

[@WushuFreak96]

Stop it!

[@centntn]

Yes (4)

[@DarkH4358]

Yes (5)

[@Ajaxx47]

Lmfao when you pan the camera and Kevin is running full speed mouth open at you, I legit folded laughing 😂 🤣🤣

[@princesmith8008]

👁👄👁

[@teeforthewin]

The way you’re able to be so calm and maintain your composure while being bitten so hard really is commendable. Kevin is a bad boy.

[@whatTFisThis]

Eh honestly its normal for me, panicking does nothing, we have geese and sheep, and when geese hiss and shit, its really an empty threat, run at them with your arms outstretched and they fuck off, rams however...

[@majascorpia7912]

@@whatTFisThis i can't help it, its so fucking funny to image😂😂😂😂

[@whatTFisThis]

@@majascorpia7912 yea its funny to see lol, they run away from a human running while t posing, I mean thats basically what they do

[@majascorpia7912]

@@whatTFisThis that's crazy tho I couldn't calm down in this situation, they would chase me until I'm laying on the ground, picking on me😂😭

[@whatTFisThis]

@@majascorpia7912 na its an empty threat they would just hiss, if you walk away they scream their heads off in "victory" running and t posing only scares them off, if theyre really stupid they keep on hissing their empty threats the stupid ones even hiss a fucking horses, as if that is threating to a 1,000lb animal that could easily crush their skulls without effort

[@shad0w7x56]

Its oddly satisfying watching kevins face get slowly pushed by the black lid thing.

[@ianj3466]

It's like those ragdoll video game physics

[@sweetwater6319]

2:15 XD

[@IShaderI]

I read this before seeing it and I was a bit confused. But you are not wrong...

[@upc.barcodes83]

He looks hella scared 🤣🤣 1:51

[@agentgrey5696]

Pos

[@_TIO]

bird: biting, attacking, doing tax fraud and hurting the innocent my main man: look at this beautiful creature *slaps a bin lid over the bird*

[@TK-ee1wx]

my bird NEVER messes up my taxes.

[@princessazula7676]

*LIMU EMU*

[@koryreid7400]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@asmqb7222]

Is this... is this tax fraud you speak of "im comiting tax fraud" tax fraud? If so, perfect reference.

[@kitari3655]

I'm losing my shit at this comment

[@MelissaHamilton-qj5ks]

I found you - I had lost track of your sight! I am so glad to hear and watch your videos! Keep making videos! God Bless!!!❤😊

[@starchu4538]

As you can see, it's a beautiful animal- Kevin: * Heavy breathing and biting while trying to tear off and eat your skin *

[@stevenl4688]

Juzzzzz

[@lunatic2178]

If I ever see Kevin he's going to die

[@lilplague4857]

@@lunatic2178 okay internet tough guy

[@rishirajsaikia1323]

@@lilplague4857 what if he is also actually tough in real life ?

[@10zin9]

Yes

[@trueninja-gaming2279]

Kevin: *tries ripping off a chunk of his flesh* Him: *very calm* “Well as you see, it does hurt”

[@n4th0シ]

I love just seeing a brown chicken and the owner looks at it and says hi nugget

[@Casey093]

But "it does not always draw blood"... so that is a good thing... maybe? :-)

[@Texas_shreds]

this man calmly slapping a rhea with a trashcan lid while hissing is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time

[@SaintBeatzz]

Ahhahaah

[@nicholasgarcia2362]

I thought it was Kevin lol

[@nicholasgarcia2362]

@Rachel Bridgeford ah okay I was a bit confused thanks

[@Texas_shreds]

@None None lmao

[@lightningscreations]

@@Texas_shreds imagine being famous can’t relate what so ever

[@ericheckenkamp6091]

"You don't have to do it hard..." Two years later, "Oh hello...THWACK!"

[@s.o.4956]

“It’s such a beautiful....(slams gate on his face)....wonderful animal..”

[@Alteori]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ΝικόλαοςΘεοδωρίδης-γ6λ]

💀

[@thehatedclown5453]

It was his way of biting the bird back without losing an ear, eye or nose 🤣

[@jayservices9692]

That part was the funniest 😂😂😂

[@Chemspiracytheories]

😂😂😂

[@TheSoulknight19]

Rhea: *attempting to strip the meat from the opposition's bones with his beak* Human: This is not so bad *Proceeds to casual smack rhea with a garbage lid* Also Karen is my wife now.

[@AndroidFerret]

I am kinda thinking thats the problem ...this bird protects his wife and area...

[@jacobbugenhagen2648]

Why is there only two replies in a comment with 1 k likes

[@gaboderflinger7854]

@@AndroidFerret No, he’s not protecting, ad you saw he’s trying to compete for dominance since he knows that the farmer is harmless for him and all the others in there. Kevin is just a competitive prick.

[@AndroidFerret]

@@jacobbugenhagen2648 good question

[@shak-alt1235]

@@jacobbugenhagen2648 there is nothing more to be said

[@whodatdrifty8606]

“What a lovely animal” Literally draining blood out of his arm😂

[@joshuaurbany6468]

One of God's creatures, truly.

[@dannyguitardrums]

My ex was the same.

[@whodatdrifty8606]

@@dannyguitardrums 😂

[@GroshTheGod]

Kevin cutting in and running at 0:48 made me burst out laughing

[@princesmith8008]

"Come here you fu...." 👁👄👁

[@TecTitan]

"Its not for everyone" -Kevin being immediately helpful in proving that point. He's such a good boy, lmao

[@suryapratap56]

"such a beautiful, wonderful animal, one of god's creation" *Slams door on its face

[@flynn8845]

xD

[@mariya_tortilla]

lmfaooooo

[@weed3950]

1:05

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

The best moment xD

[@p33psg1rl5]

lmao

[@quailland1982]

This man either has a very high pain tolerance or has grown completely and utterly immune to Kevin's attacks, either way, I'm impressed😳

[@rosiehawtrey]

With ratites it's the kicks, not the gentle beak massages, you need to be scared of. So long as you have eye protection - by which I mean shooting glasses

[@jp8649]

@@rosiehawtrey But he said they don't kick and those bites usually make bloodstream down his arms.

[@Rob526]

@@jp8649 He said ratites. Which include Emus, Ostrich, rheas and I think more. They are all similar, and they can all mess you up with kicks. However none of their bites hurt much. luckily not all of them know to kick. Im confident if Kevin, maybe even karen if they did kick it would hurt more than an ostrich biting you multiple times.

[@rosiehawtrey]

@@jp8649 My tegu bite is 1000n and crippled me for two days from bruising. A ratites bite force is probably about equal to a human at 200n. The ratites such as emu, cassowary, rhea and ostrich can run at over 35mph - and a kick from an cassowary or ostrich is perfectly capable of unzipping the human abdomen. Think a cross between a pissed off chicken and a Deinonychus - the only difference is Deinonychus used its kicking for hunting and climbing, the ratites use it for defence (cassowary are most dangerous protecting eggs/chicks). You get used to getting bitten after a while. I've a black eye at the moment - from a 2 year old cornsnake decided my eyelid was lunch. Not serious but most people would go berserk..

[@rosiehawtrey]

@@jp8649 He hasn't been kicked yet. That doesn't mean the same thing. The bird is doing the equivalent of ball waving, a dominance thing..

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

2 years later and Kevin is still a menace

[@cjnrc1305]

"you see it kinda freaks him out, oOoOooOoh" *slids trash can lid on birb head*

[@getbaccty8626]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TeaOnTue]

Oh my god I was so unprepared for that I burst into laughter/tears 😂 damn boi

[@Domo0116]

I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@domoxio]

birb

[@deleted2636]

Slides*

[@UnboxJunkie]

"It's very lovely" 😂 I don't know why this was recommend but I'm glad it was.

[@kachigga]

Industrial Society and Its Future by Theodore Kaczynski INTRODUCTION 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. 2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. 3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. 4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hatetheindustrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. 5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments wementiononly briefly orignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM 6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general. 7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we meanby“leftism” will emerge moreclearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.) 8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries. 9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization”. Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential. FEELINGS OF INFERIORITY 10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc.

[@thetriborg9588]

I don’t know why the other dude wrote a novel but I agree I’m glad it was too

[@BradElliot]

2:31 am and its a lovely video

[@the-fool666]

Yep

[@NBCS_STOPMOTION]

Same

[@reecethegreatvlogs7301]

The fact that he legitimately named some of the animals after memes like poggers and karen just makes me love this channel even more

[@liundeirkil8706]

nugget the chicken

[@natedog8836]

2

[@RagbagMcShag]

@@liundeirkil8706 shoulda named him tendie smh

[@notting2640]

@@liundeirkil8706 Yakuza 0?

[@KarenTookTheKids]

Karen isn't a meme Its a haircut

[@LindaMurphy-ge3tq]

Uncle Ben, I am new to your channel. I am now totally addicted. I watch you and the critters everyday! You have brought so much joy and happiness to my life. There are days that aren't so great but with God's help and your channel , I get through them. You are so special and I can see why the Lord chose you to care for those precious little creatures. Keep up your good work and don't ever let the haters get you down! I love all your animals especially Kevin, da baby and big ounce. Thank you for the sunshine!!!!

[@valiantdiesel1332]

Death chicken: *pecking dude with a vengeance* Dude: *unleashes bin lid bonk* Death chicken: 'understandable have a nice day'

[@complexgamer2878]

Yes lol

[@ritaangelina836]

I love this coment so much lol

[@rockking1168]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣death chicken....hell goose

[@cristopherrivas5417]

no no NOT THE BIN LID NO NOOOO

[@valiantdiesel1332]

@@rockking1168 Hell goose is brilliant

[@RainWelsh]

The shot of Kevin at 0:48 is legitimately terrifying though, imagine if you didn’t know he was there and you turned around to that.

[@fefek1]

He legit looks like king ghidorah at that scene except its 1 head, and HIS NAME IS ALSO KEVIN AHH-

[@getdiddled]

I’m high. It freaked me tf out

[@TerranceGeorge222]

@@getdiddled YO SAME MAN! i jumped out my seat

[@tunatros8317]

I would shit myself and quitely waiting for die

[@mickeyman9431]

Why is no one admiring this mans pain tolerance.

[@applescruff1969]

It's because he's used to it at this point.

[@grafando]

He cried off camera afterward

[@barlin4972]

@SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE HIP HOP BEATS A lot of assumptions

[@ktolwal]

admiring his nuttery??

[@sarahjones-jf4pr]

WE ARE!

[@MrClintstopher]

Honestly, Kevin is the main character of this series. The Urban Rescue Ranch lore is the (training Kevin) story

[@whiteheart9218]

Kevin: "COME FIGHT ME HUMAN !" *Suddenly gets hit on the head* Kevin: “who am I ?”

[@xxxmasterxxx0959]

Kevin see the human: I don't know who you are but I hate you

[@madhavpayyadakkath2709]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Paddydukes89]

@@xxxmasterxxx0959 like an enemy guard catching sight of the player

[@raybilalkharalkharal3825]

Hiii how are u

[@vipset87]

"karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight" are you SURE her name is KAREN? 🤔😀

[@dude-gh5ru]

"Definitely-definitely hurts." Continues to talk in a calming voice while a bird bites him.

[@crimsonsky2688]

A giant bird*

[@cryptfire3158]

couldn't he just take his other hand and point the head away from his arm?

[@kinglegend7243]

@@cryptfire3158 yea I mean he just needs to use his third arm

[@blueenderman3322]

Stolen from a comment that has 21 likes

[@blueenderman3322]

84 likes

[@degeneratewilson]

"if this was an ostrich I'd be dead already." He speaks facts

[@natedog8836]

1

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

Not true, cuz ostrich only kill 5 people a year, cassowary are more likely of killing you, sharks just kill one more people to be slightly deadlier, also coconuts are deadlier than ostriches

[@alzetilted33]

@@Lalaloopsies_United it bcuz ostrich aren't too aggressive.. Also a kick from an ostrich is deadly than a Rhea..

[@ethribin4188]

@@Lalaloopsies_United Cassowaries are scary as frick man.

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

@@alzetilted33 well cassowary do more damage :)

[@Winter-CIG]

00:49 this shot right here would define an era.

[@ASENDOMUSIC]

lol

[@Cohen-]

it absolutely would. This video is what got me into watching Ben only a few months after this video initially came out. I stopped watching him a few months after this came out too though lol. Right around the time he was moving to his new home

[@ASENDOMUSIC]

Same here!@@Cohen-

[@LVSkinny]

Don’t even know what a Rhea is and still clicked it 🤣

[@azizov5942]

Rhea is Good candidate for next Thanksgiving

[@Heyhey-bm7uw]

Its native to america i guess so and is mostly like ostrich by looks by still much smaller but they r not very peaceful i mean after watching this i came to know their bites wont hurt too much but still they arenr animals to be farmed and also they prefer places which ostriches like too and yup they can run too😁 pretty quick

[@marcusrydell9933]

It big birb

[@joebro3979]

@@Heyhey-bm7uw I think they’re closer related to Emus

[@sethakmohamadiii5661]

Relate

[@Tonkah]

Kevin: 0:48 My anxiety for some reason: 📈📈📈📈

[@Bajongus]

I laughed

[@ia2470]

WHY IS IT LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA

[@0bscuraNoxx]

I'm sorry, that part was fucking terrifying. 💀

[@lyinxpinx3674]

I laughed so hard i started chocking💀💀💀

[@mattu.8062]

@@kamerstoel1023 same bro, same.

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Poggers, Nugget, Karen and Kevin. Jesus this man is a genius when it comes to naming creatures.

[@Willian774]

As a non english fluent and discovering this channel right now, I was “what the fuck is the context here? What is he talking about” for a moment

[@borninqueens1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dropsmic3224]

I had a gecko called lil uzi and a ferret called primrose

[@ethan_rummel]

😂😂

[@spidercatgaming3229]

He understands memes he is the chosen one

[@lindafromcanada7400]

You are a GREAT HUMAIN BEING. Hope people get you help. The name of your animals is so funny. Thank you for helping and loving these beautiful animals.

[@stevenanthony199]

Hello Linda how's the weather over there

[@GabrielXzavier]

it was just funny- he literally turns the camera towards himself as he’s getting attacked and he’s just very calmly like “yeah you pretty much just wanna chill” “oh and that’s my dog poggers”

[@capybara9521]

Bots liked comment

[@GabrielXzavier]

@@capybara9521 oh damn- i just thought it was a genuine moment 😳

[@zaishijunior9455]

"Hi Poggers"

[@KermaHillway]

I like how this dude is so calm while he’s choking the bird who is trying to murder him.

[@exanyt]

kinky

[@lem1681]

Karen : "i think he likes it"

[@snarglblargn4986]

I dont think hes choking as much as lifting Kevin up off his firm stance. Forcing him to release his vice

[@zentus4780]

I love the fact that he has a chicken named Nugget and a dog named Poggers

[@ztomoe]

average Jojo fan

[@Tinlion09]

Nugget is an extremely good name for a chicken, especially with brown feathers.

[@sicadafly]

and a kangaroo that is hit rapper and artist dababy

[@thuriusth5997]

Less go

[@gggrumpyyyy]

Now poggers is a poggers name 🤧

[@chipmonk590]

I showed your channel to my girl, she loves animals also and is very upset every time animals get treated wrong. Or someone is too physical. What I wanna say is, she saw you "hit" Kevin and loughed out so loud!!! I think the majority of people that say you treat him wrong, just wanna know better. These people are on every channel... YOU DOING SUCH A SPECIAL THING!!!

[@spaz12]

00:49 scared me

[@uded_overlord7950]

Hello big man

[@RudyRamone13]

Reminded me of Jurassic Park

[@enacondairachena3242]

hei spaz

[@malikeihgreen6660]

Why tf are u on this video

[@chrisstanton70]

something about how its just charging all silently is kinda freaky lol

[@jasonharbinger8941]

“ he’s obviously problematic “ was the line of the century

[@jakolmydig960]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M ..

[@TAL1]

When he smacked him with the bin lid I spat out my water laughing

[@morganchapman2150]

Such a lovely animal 😂

[@Tinlion09]

Then Round 2 starts, and he just sorta...gently pushes the lid into Kevin's face, leaving Kevin with a facial expression I can only describe as "bewildered, angry fear." I love how profoundly stupid birds can look in the right conditions.

[@Myviewingtime07]

I can’t stop laughing 😆

[@africansniper5824]

haha the first one was emotional, the others were controlled

[@Matt_Matt96]

Gently tho.... lmao looked like he slap the shit out of him to me 💀😂

[@mles98]

I've spent about 3 years searching for you. Glad l found you again!

[@riptideanomy1024]

“Kevin doesn’t respect my distance.” *grabs Kevin by the neck*

[@yeyeboomstick2]

funniest shit i seen all day

[@averysauder7697]

Choke out the kevin

[@delete---7593]

Yeah he deserves it sometimes sorry. 😂.

[@noobmaster6823]

Kevin gonna be turned into a glizzy one day

[@grantwells4491]

*gets bit tf up*

[@mehmetemincicek3266]

**"Hey guys, this is Kevin. Today he's gonna kill me"** _5 seconds later:_ **"As you can see guys, he is currently ripping my arm skin off and it deffinetly hurts."**

[@justacommentercommenting]

don't mined me I'm just here to inform you your comment is doing well.

[@pencilbender]

@@justacommentercommenting its a good day to be their comment

[@SHARK-KING]

"Now he knows IM the Alpha, and Karen is MY Wife" That is a sentence I thought I would never hear in my life.

[@lolasdm6959]

He needs to learn who's apex predator around these parts.

[@rebeltvr6046]

Big Ben: "I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me." So true 🤣😅😂

[@timothyhall4794]

This video has such a special quality to it. The editing, camera angles, the way you speak, the cut back to the bird chasing you, the garbage can lid, fucking all of it. I was crying the whole time.

[@remondx8880]

The only thing missing is an Australian accent

[@themanofquagga]

Don't forget the animals names too. Poggers the dog, Nugget the chicken, what a great sense of names.

[@owi8375]

its just like a movie

[@RyanRoberts15]

The dogs name is Poggers just another layer

[@ZoraKurosagi]

Bro Fr tho. That first camera flip to the bird a chasing him scared tf out of me