Max & George Recap Biggest YouTube Cancelations, Do The Chubby Bunny & Cinnamon Challenges

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[@kenzienoelle124]

The Theo violation is MAD💀💀💀

[@Xana17]

Should bring in Theo baker in for the next episode as a surprise to max.

[@justpassingby9115]

Nsh literally I was thinking they should make him dress as a janitor or smth

[@meganstapo1867]

OMG PLEASE😭

[@JBW27]

All those hours of Theo being roasted in various videos and all they needed to do was show a picture of him to Max. Talk about emotional damage 😂😂

[@claireisfound]

help i've never laughed this hard in my entire life

[@sofiaaaxo]

The whole twitter/X thing you guys talked about in the beginning is ACTUALLY so scary because a) imagine a kid being on this app unsupervised- trauma for life!!!! And b) it’s not good that we’re getting desensitized to death cause that just means we might be indifferent to peoples suffering in the future and that’s not good at all

[@assas1nscreed]

Very astute observations Sofia

[@sab29]

George pls surprise max with theo as a guest in the next episode!!

[@evabole]

YES

[@gabiinprogress]

Literally cannot comprehend how Max couldn’t name like, a single person George showed him lol also Theo is literally gonna jump out a window after this

[@eghtesadnia]

I was not expecting to watch a chubby bunny and a cinnamon challenge in 2024 😂

[@clementinebaylis5402]

crying at the old school challenges lmao😭

[@jasminec_]

Max is right about how gender does seem to play in how successful cancellings are. Men seem to get away with a lot more just in general, like the amount of stuff Logan Paul has done is insane and somehow he isn't hated by everyone

[@randominternetbeing]

i mean take rachel zegler she, in my opinion, should never be cancelled because she didn’t do anything i deemed to be problematic enough for her to lose her career

[@sofiaaaxo]

I LOVED the Prosecco Mami joke Max I actually laughed out loud

[@ejk23]

I didn’t know George was such a KZbin Stan but Max embarrassed himself not knowing who Pewdiepie or Jenna Marbles are 🤣

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

that segment of you guys doing chubby bunny and eating cinnamon was hilarious to watch !!we need more of this content of you two doing more challenges

[@eghtesadnia]

Petition to get George Memeulous on the pod...

[@star3shimmer]

you get it

[@oliviaaa....]

Literallly

[@SEDFVBBH]

Yessss

[@Medcanuk]

Can’t have 3 gays. You have to have a token straight to balance everything out.

[@tamsindave]

yes !!

[@jejepalmer]

imagine if there were street interview segments called useless beyond hotline, and it was a competition between max and george on who can find the first person to list a certain amount of things, orrrr maybe they each ask people the craziest thing they’ve done, and max and george later regroup in the studio and one has to share the craziest things they heard, and the other has to guess whether the crazy statement was a true thing that someone said or not- and if they get it wrong they have to take a shot or eat something gross

[@geeooo]

this is amazing omg you should reach out to their team or something!!

[@CaKerBaKer101]

You should email them this! It’s a great idea

[@m1scha]

george is so lifelike here

[@swiftiexstyle]

I disagree, I've noticed a few glitches when he moves his arms but it might just be my eyes lol

[@m1scha]

@@swiftiexstylemight be your device quality, they fixed the eyebrow glitch and made his animation so much smoother

[@swiftiexstyle]

​@m1scha yeah, just realised I had it in 360p! arm movements are still a bit iffy but I agree the eyebrows are fixed

[@YouWottBladd123]

Max’s hair looks good finally 🥰

[@lucyloo2874]

2 minutes in and i’m already cracking up

[@chloepiper140]

I have never laughed at a podcast more 😂😂😂 the best episode yet 🩵

[@AnIrishMan500]

I've seen how amazingly well Theo takes jokes about him from ChrisMD and others, I really think he will find this so funny and laugh it off.

[@ourmanicsinhavana8493]

tbf those jokes usually come from his mates not just some random bloke he doesn't know lol

[@AnIrishMan500]

That is true. I just meant they joke with him on exactly what Max just thought and Max wouldn't have known that. But poor Theo.

[@Meganstones]

Max’s return to KZbin vid should be a coming out vid 😩🤘

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

Please get italianbach on!!

[@smiled1583]

Poor theo 😭

[@micahfriend599]

Y’all gotta start posting these first thing in the morning

[@clolo1119]

omg thank you George for talking about the Twitter fyp bc I’m close to deleting bc of the way it’s just p*rn and liveleak 2.0 now. Great ep boys, I felt like I was back in better days of 2014 yt with this one I laughed so much, you both seem in good spirits!!

[@Double.D.Tootss]

My fav Sunday podcast to listen to on the way home 💚

[@heyitsashleigh5410]

I’ve not belly laughed this much from a video in such a long time. Absolute ace content right here 😂😭xX

[@arihdansf]

54:29 the way max just starts chewing the marshmallow 😂

[@SasLouise-y9g]

Cry laughing at this ep😂😂😂 pure gold

[@annieeames2282]

The absolute mirth and joy George got from the old school challenges 😂 I KNEW Arthur TV was going to come up sometime

[@katietaylor2804]

This was such a funny podcast

[@hannahkflowers]

i love this podcast so much but this is my fave episode to date!! i am full cry laughing 😂😂😂

[@syd_cole]

#JusticeForTheoBaker

[@evabole]

this episode was unhinged

[@Heather02468]

Chubby bunny had me roaring with laughter 🤣

[@friezenfan]

I laughed so hard at the whole Theo part. Poor Theo. 42 is so his age and he's George his uncle. Guys i needed this and scrap all my ideas for guests get Theo on this pod. I will also stop moaning on about the dirty fake snow still stuck in those monitors if you get Theo on.

[@geeooo]

George just slowly killing max with the cinnamon challenge is killing me 😭😭

[@courtlelliott]

I also hate that on Twitter/X, none of the replies are ever related to the original post. Same for IG most of the time now

[@robindavda8967]

max's hair looks very nice today x

[@arihdansf]

the opening is giving crack in the best way possible x

[@tanieshamoore8568]

I've never laughed so much 💀

[@geegee6737]

I’ve never laughed so hard at a video before 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@livo453]

Your best thumbnail yet 🎉

[@taymur0804]

Thumbnail is kinda different😂

[@murphyboy11]

God watching Max trying to guess all these KZbinr's is making me feel so freaking old haha

[@sab29]

Poor theoooooo ahahah

[@liajordann]

crying at the chubby bunny challenge

[@DEAN0795]

George should’ve FaceTimed Theo and put Max on 😂

[@527human]

i swear half of this ep is just these two giggling like children

[@GraceForton]

I haven’t laughed like this in a long time 😂

[@mleah.]

Ugh I love max's funny ignorance

[@swiftiexstyle]

ur both well fit lol

[@JBW27]

Stupidly, I once did the cinnamon challenge with a ladle. I spent 3 days sneezing cinnamon. 😂 I then tried it with paprika. I haven't done a challenge since 😅

[@assas1nscreed]

HIGHLY important question- was it smoked paprika?

[@JBW27]

@@assas1nscreed half and half. We had those Schwartz Paprika's and they're only 40g each, so I didn't want to empty them and leave us without. So I did roughly half normal and half smoked in the ladle. I should also add, I did this the same week as the Cinnamon, so I didn't have a good week 😂 Many years have since passed and it's still one of the more stupid things I've done 😅🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[@maiawinter3315]

I was there at the James Charles thing at the Bullring in Birmingham, it was mental. They weren't prepared for the amount of people at all and it brought the entire four floors of the mall to a standstill, and people were tripping all over the escalators on top of each other until people were pushing the emergency stop buttons. And then he came out for about 20 seconds and then left🤣☠☠

[@anthonyorsini]

#StopTheoAbuse 🤭

[@liajordann]

need Callum to run an episode

[@HeyGuysItsNoah]

remember hello world, like tanacon but in the uk

[@mathewmole3346]

Funniesr episode uet was creased the whole time

[@jaygirdwood4639]

Alfie days, best cancellation

[@sydneyyheather]

poor theo

[@anvithaa2058]

theo has been violated alot, but not like this, not this much

[@trojee9602]

No way Theo Baker is only 27 😐. I’m with Max, dude looks at least 42

[@abbyharnden6397]

Colin furze lives near me and he’s kind of known as the local crazy man, you just walk past him doing his videos like “ there’s Colin doing what Colin does”

[@violethell411]

Max not recognizing JACKIE marbles right away should be illegal 😀

[@courtlelliott]

7:04 pretty sure the cameraman also broke the goat’s leg before feeding it to the Komodo dragon. I can still hear the poor baby screaming.

[@abroadwithrac]

not gonna lie, I’m missing the advice element of this pod 😔

[@swiftiexstyle]

George is starting to look a bit fake, you need to hire a new cgi person

[@max_balegde]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[@swiftiexstyle]

@max_balegde don't you worry max just get to hiring a new cgi person

[@dragonjgaming3035]

It means that Max looks too real and George needs a better cgi artist!!

[@Anbirchester]

Ive noticed the graphic vids on the twitter homepage on my alt account where i dont interact with anything, after a scoll of those filmed death/accident accounts I feared for my life, why do you need to film things like that??

[@maybeahuman4580]

BLIND ITEMS

[@frenesiii]

georges cgi is getting worse..

[@jesshindle8808]

When max said ‘for the audio listeners George just shook my hand’ it was the first time they’ve described something and it was actually useful for the audio listeners 🥲

[@deniseyolo6745]

Best game of chubby bunny played in 2024

[@thecatinthehatwithabat9903]

I think the only game of chubby bunny in 2024

[@strawsca]

tbh mayb change the thumbnail as it isnt rlly clickable & 6.5k views in 5 hours

[@527human]

NO theo !! TT

[@scarlettwarren4528]

fuming, I got london tickets but not for the last one🥲🥲🥲