Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge

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[@dogs4life291]

MAX concoct is a real word and you used it perfectly GEORGE IS GASLIGHTING YOU

[@annieeames2282]

George is such a gentleman: "Here's my place, here's my favourite road, here's my setup, goodnight."

[@alexgeorge5299]

chris’ legs not reaching the floor is so funny to me 😭

[@kieranandteddy2002]

I’m only three minutes in but his feet are literally on the floor lmao

[@MrSimpleton]

he gets shorter as the podcast goes on @@kieranandteddy2002

[@Evan_music247]

Chris’ hair change was the best decision ever

[@rosiedollface]

Glow up ✌🏻

[@jessicacurry935]

Oh 110%

[@emmamcleod432]

More Hobbitty

[@mca1881]

I agree but I've seen more people taking the pics out of it

[@misalife626]

Its Nice haircut, similar to zerkaas new haircut

[@jungessss338]

Chris and max laughing at each others jokes made me giggle every time so cuteee

[@lucyloo2874]

the one mic between max and george is really making me giggle

[@claireport22]

Is very cute honestly 😅

[@JBW27]

Max is as clueless here and George is with the majority of guests and I'm loving it 😂😂

[@courtlelliott]

Max asking all the football questions I’m too scared to ask

[@courtlelliott]

Yellow is Chris’ best color, confirmed

[@courtlelliott]

Also, definitely thought his claim was going to be that he is 5’6. I feel like that’s a reach

[@tarrarowan5214]

sharing the mic was a bonding experience for both of them

[@jessicascott4335]

chris’ laugh heals something in me

[@AnIrishMan500]

It's the best laugh isn't it!? Like medicine for the soul.😄

[@myvide0diary]

ChrisMD is such an elite guest!! So excited!!

[@geegee6737]

The whole Elphaba bit had me crying 😭😂

[@HeartbeatCN]

I mean at least she'd have something good going on for her. 😂

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

What’s the time stamp

[@samnez6242]

Who is she 😭

[@dimaayman496]

I love Chris’ new hair so much please don’t change it

[@sharnzies4246]

As a female in the 5% of Chris’ audience over the age of 18. How can he get any hotter oml. Great pod guys you’re all adorable.

[@jmae3263]

For the record, I think Chris is a handsome, genuine guy..and I too am a cocktail girlie

[@quizzywow]

Chris and George laughing at Max's lack of KZbin knowledge is bringing me so much joy

[@willthedollarbill8359]

Chris playing Dnd was a very out of the blue discovery. It kind of makes sense tho

[@han.ridl3y]

pls get theo on the podcast 😭😭

[@gabiinprogress]

Chris’s hair looks so good, what a cutie

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

Id love to see italianbach on here so much

[@adelebbyx]

Chrismd x elphaba is the most wildest thing ever 💀

[@Alicelauren890]

I was just saying the other day that I was surprised you guys hadn't had Chris on yet, so i'm very excited for this xxx

[@orm3966]

There's something endearing about Max not knowing anything about popular UK KZbinrs and has absolutely nothing in common with any of them haha.

[@hindjalm8366]

been waiting for this one!!

[@millerraycell]

Such amazing episode, this feels more like friend hangout, love u lots

[@isabe11e6]

yess been waiting for this!!

[@Mi0nelx]

love the longer episode please do more

[@rosiedollface]

Just saying... Chris' channel female viewership is at 4% rn, proud to be part of the females on Chris' channel haha ! (Ngl, please just set me up on a date with Chris at this point.)

[@quizzywow]

we're rare but we're there! 😂

[@rosiedollface]

@@quizzywow Hiii girl, gotta stick together heh ! We are indeed 🤭

[@quizzywow]

@@rosiedollface Fancy seeing you here 😉 absolutely we do haha, someone has to hold the fort down!

[@rosiedollface]

​@@quizzywow Fancy seeing you here too 😏 We do for sure haha ! We see ChrisMD content + we appear 🤭 I thought I'd mention us 4/5 girls on his channel haha..

[@pthk2874]

Think I’ve seen you on insta too hahah love it

[@jessicacurry935]

May be my favourite episode, love Max and Chris together

[@mackenzieemma4183]

George I think you should know the other night my bf was like "does that dude have any new videos, george?..George?... George malarkey?" I corrected him but maybe consider changing your name has quite the ring 😂

[@jeffgumer3784]

George, Lookin' fit. Those biceps!

[@meganlikeveganbutnot]

george 20v1 on sidemen confirmed

[@chloelord3578]

aw brill been waiting for Chris to come on! Great ep :)

[@HeartbeatCN]

I'm on George's side here. Watching LotR when you're not a fan will bore you out considering it's like over 3 hours long each for the extended edition.

[@mal7878]

I can’t get over how cute George and Max look they’re like a couple lmao it’s so cute

[@anamartin5136]

this was so entertaining my fav episode so far

[@rosiedollface]

My short king is getting interviewed haha.. been a long time coming.. cutie. Loving the new trim too of course, glow up 💃🏼

[@millymistakes]

i love chris, this was so funny

[@orm3966]

I recently broke up with my ex and have like the exact same situation as Chris. Obv it could switch up but like Chris, I think it's an amazing opportunity to stay friends with someone who's been your best friend for so long. Although he scares me by saying they gave it three months where mine hasnt even been a month and we've had two nights out haha.

[@TryfanGoldsmith]

MAX YOU LOOK SO SCRUMPTIOUS

[@legster983]

Max is so hilarious xx

[@AnIrishMan500]

At last! ChrisMD! 😀🎉

[@sofiaaaxo]

I just wanna say earlier today I thought to myself „who might George and Max have on their podcast today…it would be fun if it were Chris“ and then I open KZbin and this is what I see!!!

[@heykid95]

Literally also had the thought this week randomly "when are they gonna get Chris on the useless podcast" so I feel you!

[@liajordann]

your hat looks great today grandad ❤

[@527human]

19:57 OMG MAX

[@lisasingfield4683]

I found Chris on bumble two days ago and I prepared a few openers if I matched. I was either convinced it was not him or it was Stephen Tries making a video, either way I would be down for a date. I did also swipe right, which I never do and didn't match, so you win some you lose. BUT if you see this, I'm up for it still.

[@hereitszara1497]

sounds like george is an avoidant attachment hahah

[@ellie-jc5cj]

wait what does this mean

[@martinbrown9753]

17:15 been a football fan for my whole life and have never heard that before lol

[@Bronjamin]

We need a 'Max takes 100 shots and scores ____' Be amazing to watch with George just watching laughing offside 😂

[@Bronjamin]

Not sure if I'm proud to be in the 4-5% of Chris' Female audience but love all the videos from the Troops 😍🥰

[@sarahg6837]

George should make a video to see how far he can get to being the best high jumper

[@gabsonmars]

loved george's doctor who reference

[@joannemccaffrey1791]

The word was inventive, georgie x

[@TheRikd7]

Should get Randolph on and have him and max talk Pokémon

[@jessicacurry935]

love this idea

[@tillyrose462]

Why is Chris the hottest person in the whole world. His hair in this 🥵🤤🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@mekaylawhaley]

13:00 is so funny they argue like a married couple 😭

[@johnking5174]

I think at 39:25 the reason why the girl left quick was the fact that she and George were not alone in the flat, and she met George's flat mates Arthur and Chris, and so when she went into George's room she felt uncomfortable to be sleeping with George, with Arthur and Chris listening, so she left.

[@barbiechyqa9192]

Anyone who's watched One Day on Netflix: doesn't Dexter Mayhew *feel* like George? Not look or even act like, but *feel*?

[@rosiedollface]

Funny... one of his number one fans, I knew he was going to say Disaranno Kiss is his fave cocktail xD

[@rosiedollface]

D + D with a cocktail.... sounds good ngl

[@naqs_music]

first time watching, this is hilarious. ggs

[@m1scha]

cgi is great here

[@SleepyLizpng]

1:17:21 Im a 20 year old woman, and god i wish i lived in Europe, I love your podcast!I also often watch you guys individually so keep up the great work guys :) (ps. George and Chris are cuties in this eps. & Chris I beg you wear more yellow 🙏)

[@cookiekiller1o6]

This george bloke doing his best Stephen tries impression

[@oliviaaa....]

YESSS

[@hughjass1976]

Max's surname is the little mix Jamaica meme 😂😂😂

[@SamrenPics]

george with the doctor who reference.. you want TO MATE?

[@charlottetatts]

George leave Max alone ❤😂

[@liajordann]

need theo and italianbach on here !

[@meganthecarrott]

Reneé Rapp appearance

[@rebeccaellisss]

I was trying to figure out who he showed instead of elphaba Renee is a slay tho❤

[@sarahtonin123]

I agree with Max about him being more likely to be #1 in the world

[@527human]

I wonder if Chris is more jock or nerd on the jock nerd goth prep test

[@isabellasmith857]

This is such a funny comment lmao

[@valyria13]

You know what Max, I prefer "Chrisaronno Kiss" since the drinks didn't actually contain Disaronno 😂

[@oscarjenkins7505]

Not to take it too seriously, but I definitely think Max would be more likely to be the best at Pokémon in the world. Being in the top 1000 or anywhere near that out of however many million people play it is likely a much higher percentile than what George would’ve been, especially compared to Olympic athletes.

[@8118AB]

Get Big Zerkaa on

[@rcbvgc]

The people need to know Max's rating on Pokemon Showdown

[@eezz101]

time stamps please

[@joshwoodward1477]

Max looks like if Scott mctominay had a skin care routine :)

[@claywalker2948]

Yesterday I learned Chris doesn't eat 🍑. I'll never see him the same way again

[@LetsGoYumgo]

thought they got daniel radcliffe in for a second

[@legster983]

Chris is the same height as Tom cruise !!

[@Ross2298]

Just found this podcast, never seen max before but max you are fucking hilarious pal😂 keep being you guys. Class pod can’t wait to go back and watch through the previous 🔥

[@darkdecidueye9628]

I believe George is more likely to be the best at triple jump rather then max with pokemon because of the sheer amount of Pokemon competition

[@nicholastodd8904]

Superbowl is like the world cup for american football

[@ashleighclarkson9403]

Why is he Daniel Radcliffes double 😂

[@mysticginge2]

Max would get absolutely smashed in an online pokemon tournament

[@joshpaul2226]

1:16:41 IM DEAD FRIENDLY FIRE

[@claireport22]

I love how gullible Max is 😅

[@scanidolbaae]

bring gk barry😋

[@isabellewoods1396]

max would be more likely to be top at pokémon i feel like i’m being gaslit

[@ayn4146]

why do Chris and George look exactly the same in the thumbnail.

[@Miss_Courtney_xx]

I need confirmation if Chris would still date Elphaba after finding out who they really are? 😂

[@aranwater4206]

what minute do they talk about the break up?

[@AnIrishMan500]

1:13:00

[@aranwater4206]

thank you @@AnIrishMan500

[@AnIrishMan500]

👍

[@bramptonjeff81]

Usher was amazing you dafty

[@rosiedollface]

George on his phone 60% of the time watching LOTR….. that’s a huge ick… no

[@mystic_mimi21]

Chris seems like a nice lad but blood hell don’t call a person sloppy seconds, it’s so demeaning and unnecessarily misogynistic.

[@sambrookes8001]

Can anyone give me the timestamp fir him discussing the breakup?

[@AnIrishMan500]

1:13:00

[@sambrookes8001]

@@AnIrishMan500 thanks

[@EllaHarvey-vo6vs]

chris can do me

[@hopee-t671]

why does chris look like max and george had a baby

[@Miss_Courtney_xx]

1:42:33 was low-key hot 👀