Crazy Fan on Stage, Max's First Guinness and Life on Tour! (Tour Vlog Pt. 1)

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[@crisvilla97]

i'm the guy from the Philippines and Max calling me not normal was such an honor 🤣

[@namesjasmin3757]

i was at the same show haha, you seemed really nice hope you had a good time!

[@max_balegde]

Hahahahaha I adore you! By “not normal” I meant like this is crazy vibes! Hope you had a lovely trip king say hi to your brother ❤

[@nicolerisell3871]

OKAAAYYYY Calum getting some screen time. We’ve truly been blessed.

[@calumroot]

Hey x

[@beepboopbeep111]

my pea sized brain just exploded VLOG TIME YIPEE

[@chloelord3578]

Aw this was so good, pleasure to have come to the tour!! You two have such great chemistry (and not just sexual)

[@crowsak.]

Gongle and Maxine delivering again (who would've thought)

[@maze9088]

Callum is so fit

[@keisha7412]

literally

[@Rizzy.Lizzyz]

This looked so fun. Can’t wait for the US tour. ( I think I’m in love with Callum. Please get him on the podcast)

[@gh0stqed]

the baby reindeer reference😭 i was not expecting that

[@marney_prince]

I was thinking the same and came looking for this comment

[@johnking5174]

George needs to publish his book of jokes

[@Dina4444.]

We should send this video to space.

[@sofiaaaxo]

I LOVE the clip of George strutting along the beach

[@bestiewhat1534]

OMGGG I WAS THE ONE WEARING THE BARBIE CROP TOP AT THE BELFAST MEET N GREET 😭😭 LITERALLY SOBBING!! THEY WERE SOO KIND TO ME AND IT WASNR AWKWARD AT ALL AND IT WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME

[@ilhaamelmi831]

"TOM!!!" "ELLOOOOOOO" love tom

[@jeffies2821]

Arthur Hill sounded great

[@AnIrishMan500]

Great vlog. Max and George def brought out the best in each other on tour. We finally got to see Callum properly and loved Andrew having his own meet n greet.

[@bargainsstoragedeals3653]

Where’s part 2

[@whoishayleyjanesmith]

the “hey guys call me tony stark” actually killed me

[@sofiaaaxo]

Wait it’s so fun seeing you guys together outside of the podcast - love the energy and the banter xx

[@jarviscockerslefttoe3830]

Tom is my spirit animal

[@MillieNuala]

A tenner to anyone who can guess how many times max did the rock symbol with his hand 🤘

[@Rizzy.Lizzyz]

Going with 33

[@lucyloo2874]

can’t wait to watch this omg, you guys are amazing and i’m so happy i went to a show, it was the best

[@tamsindave]

i enjoyed this so much as someone that didnt go to the show its so much wilder when you watch the video of the thing as opposed to them describing it

[@ameliacamber]

This is truly the best thing I’ve ever watched

[@SassyOrangePixie2002]

So surreal to see myself at the front of the London show dancing away! Had the best time meeting you both again and this show smashed the first tour last year out the park! ♥

[@miariddett83]

why did no one tell me calum was so gorgeous!!!!😮😮

[@Roxburghxo]

it's Calum. get it right or face my wrath

[@calumroot]

@@Roxburghxo🫶🏼

[@demacto13]

Such a great vlog, whoever shot and edited this is actually goated! love the whole crew on this tour ❤

[@taymur0804]

So proud of your guys' achievement

[@ellienh]

Big Up The North Sea!!

[@sab29]

This is amazingggg

[@mattb6704]

George is ridiculously handsome

[@keisha7412]

best thing i've watched this month

[@AshleighTayl0r]

Just me clearly having the worst side profile when I’m laughing 🤣 I had so much fun in Belfast!!! Lovely meeting you both as well🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@rodrigoaviles722]

Max the whole video: 🤟

[@wjllqw]

this video is a banger

[@Akw4r6]

This is iconic

[@ejk23]

Tom was the real star of the show let’s be honest

[@freddie9010]

That’s my dad 😭

[@evemf883]

Portpatrick mentioned💪🏼💪🏼 even though the ferry from Ireland gets off at cairnryan

[@mildhoof]

Vlog needs more Georgehole, nonetheless still proud of you boys for travelling the world! Making dreams come true x

[@graceallsop8705]

george doing the richard gad sent me

[@empettersson3140]

max this whole video: 🤟

[@keisha7412]

y'all have to go on tour again soon PLS. i got my tickets for this one but a family emergency came up so i couldnt come . PLSSS

[@kpthomas373]

27:00 needed a jump scare warning, I nearly died on the spot

[@triplets_sturniolo]

hey tom!!

[@Thedocwills]

Would love to see you guys have a proper vlog in Ireland

[@indiaruby-qr7lp]

I tried to get tickets to the show in Bristol and they sold out pls come backkkkkkk❤❤❤

[@geegee6737]

I’m so sad that I wasn’t able to get tickets, it looked so so good 😭

[@Awpenheimer]

audio levels were all over the place but great vlog!

[@eviealice8925]

HELP did not expect to see myself here 😭 I was the other girl on stage in Manchester, it was insane

[@robhowell4424]

You guys need to set up a merch store and sell them T-shirts!!!

[@leahoneill5234]

i’ve made it in life i’m in this video sm😭 16:41 then 16:51 17:38 and then 18:00 lmaooo i was one of the 4 girls in belfast that were shouting up at use that u mentioned in one of the podcast eps and i do apologise if we annoyed u lmao but we had the best time and pls go on tour again 🙏🏼

[@deirbhilewalsh8151]

Naw use were great craic use kept the energy going

[@leahoneill5234]

@@deirbhilewalsh8151 i’m glad ahahah cause we felt so bad after like when we sobered up a bit cause of how much we were shouting and we were so scared we annoyed them 😭😭

[@oliverskipper3509]

Me a straight man watching this felt a little attacked by George icl

[@sofiaaaxo]

OH HI I just saw myself in this vlog that’s kinda crazy

[@Meg_h_x]

This shows the chaotic adhd energy😂

[@Papensus]

max: “we are about to see our tour buss.”

[@mondimjuni]

okay but you guys need to do a europe tour now, you know.

[@mal7878]

This is the cutest shit ever omg

[@_Will_Preston_]

George saying he was gonna shit on the double bed to then find out Johnny Depp has slept there is quite a coincidence

[@namesjasmin3757]

15:47 i made it😭🙏🏻

[@sStormy]

I was so gutted I couldn’t go 😢

[@sgreene6776]

Finding out thats the room max has been complaining about 😃

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Literally a luxury room but on a bus lol

[@minecraftnerd2175]

I literally live 10 minutes from dublin centre amd didnt know half that slang lol

[@geegee6737]

Oh to be one of their friends 😭

[@miatracy986]

Literally wasn't able to bring myself to watch this vlog because me and my bsf and I were buzzing to go to the Dublin show and WE GOT THE DATE WRONG. heartbroken tbh. Had to skip the Dublin bit it was too painful :(

[@Papensus]

yassss

[@edwardcaswell]

Tom as a podcast guest?

[@Meg_h_x]

My question is where can I get the T-shirts

[@minecraftnerd2175]

There was definitely not some other very important things on Belfast in the last 40 years💀💀💀

[@user-ek8mg6jh9p]

need a tom tour rn

[@user-ek8mg6jh9p]

@@freddie9010 luckyyyy! he’s my dad too now 🥰

[@tamsindave]

its never occured to me so much that george looks like diego from ice age. like do u guys see it

[@m1scha]

im starting to believe that george is real...

[@ailiB__]

arthur straight up yapped durring this video but i am far from complaining

[@Rana-to5mo]

Umm don’t know but George deserves better than this honestly 🗿

[@kylleson]

28:53......for free!?!?!?

[@torackplays]

How did bro get that oily from a bag of Taytos 💀

[@djkmi]

WHY'S CALLUM KINDA?????

[@abnormallyfunny]

23:17

[@Meg_h_x]

How max did you shit in a zip log bag 😂😂

[@PhieSturise]

GC 4eva

[@amthiri3]

come to sydney australia and ill shit myself on stage

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

Sort your sound levels out please? ✌

[@UnionistUlster]

I hope you leave Max at one of your tour locations. Horrible little gremlin...

[@hereitszara1497]

Hahaha why are you even watching this video

[@JBW27]

Who pissed in your cornflakes? They were both perfectly nice to me and seem to be thoroughly decent people, so where you've got that idea from is beyond me.

[@max_balegde]

SO true bestie thank you ❤

[@noneofyourbusinessMofo]

Poor guy a thought that was Alfie deyes at first feel sorry for him a hate me also for even thinking it 😅🤣🤣