ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen

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[@Alicelauren890]

Arthur being confused at the phone call was the funniest thing in the whole world!!!

[@claireport22]

I love his stupidity 😅

[@meganrafferty5140]

I’ve not laughed this hard in ages 😂😂

[@caryscornford3477]

I’ve got tears rolling down my face at Arthur thinking the phone call was live/real 😂

[@AnIrishMan500]

Arthur asking the girl on voicenote to hold on and start again is the funniest thing I've seen in ages! He's just brill!😂❤

[@neonclawsavie]

54:32 “I’m just gonna put you on speaker” HAS ME IN STITCHES 😭😹

[@geegee6737]

I just love how smart Arthur is, it’s so interesting just to hear him talk about something

[@user-jn3fu8fy7s]

100% one of the best eps of the pod! you can just tell how well they get along and the fact that Arthur and George are such good friends makes it so funny

[@neonclawsavie]

Arthur tv is the biggest cutie, I hope he talks a little about being a lawyer because I never hear the story behind it

[@_sugar_cxbe_8649]

Watching arthur be confused about the phone made me laugh like I've never laughed before.I was rolling around and crying

[@gabbiee6559]

Literally my favorite episode so far. I absolutely ADORE Arthur! Please have him back on again soon.

[@sparkie6795]

The surfboard and night-out notesapp story had me in actual tears. This episode was filled with good chemistry and joy, loved it and love the podcast, as always!

[@aleshaiqbal11]

What time stamp is the surfboard story I don’t remember ever hearing it

[@sparkie6795]

@@aleshaiqbal11from around the 8:50 mark

[@mcudelswift]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COLLAB

[@sourrrrpan8796]

George's AI is getting better at interacting with guests, good job to the animators 👍

[@dumbpopstar]

IM CRYING LAIGHING SO HARD AT ARTHUR THINKING ITS AN ACTUAL CALL HELP

[@michaela96d]

Arthur is so precious! He was such a great and fun guest! Amazing episode, guys!!! 😜

[@diyarse]

I find it so funny that people will now know that Chris and Arthur have grown up together because I felt like it was a really niche piece of information that no one knew

[@PadgePaget]

i swear, Arthur is the most adorable person ever

[@Five5years]

I love Arthur so much, the way he seemed genuinely worried at the beginning when they were telling him it was a strict job interview 😂🫶🏼

[@nikixo_]

when Arthur answered the phone had me crying😭😭😭

[@JBW27]

It's finally happened 😁😅 How fitting after Arthur and George spent yesterday sharing their cake pics on the internet 😉😂😂

[@morgie_2.0]

Couldn't wait for this episode! Arthur is such a cutie and has the best voice, I could listen to him all day 💖 🐰🐰🐰

[@Alicelauren890]

This is one of my favorite episodes so far. Arthur is so funny, and you three get on so well xxx

[@rcelws8453]

Absolutely hilarious… “hold on, start again” I’m weak 😂

[@EmilyLizzie]

WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!!

[@lilygray34500]

this trio is incredible 💕also i love Arthur sm i’m so happy he’s on here !💕

[@user-jn3fu8fy7s]

Kinda mad Arthur got cut off about his sisters pod!! Sounds really interesting but he didn’t say the name :((

[@carlajohsnon]

54:15 this is honestly so funny, I was audibly laughing

[@ellier3215]

So excited for this!!

[@lucyshaw9063]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THIS 💕

[@caryscornford3477]

ARTHUR, NOT THE SURFING 💀 😂

[@nafeesahussain4687]

YESSSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSS

[@beepboopbeep111]

NO MY GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

[@Alicelauren890]

YESSSSSS FINALLY!!! Love Arthur so much, he is so funny xxxxx

[@jship5119]

by far the best guest episode and arguably best episode, everyone’s already comfortable with each other and as much as arthur does himself a disservice he’s so so so funny and good vibes you guys are killing it with the podcast i can’t wait to see how far it’ll go 🫶🏽

[@epreviews6318]

never been so excited to watch an ep on the pod

[@chloelord3578]

omg this had me crying laughing, what a brilliant trio

[@brionyjordan99]

this is my first episode and I laughed the entire way through, loved it

[@issyfoley9938]

I'm from jersey and I get so happy when Arthur talks about it. Cheers for putting Jersey on the map !!!

[@amberfromage3446]

I’m also from Jersey haha

[@NYRoger24]

I’m only 10 minutes in and this is already my favorite episode 😂

[@isla_theegg]

FINALLY, I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS

[@emc9911]

This episode surprisingly was actually the best. I honestly laughed so much. Highlights were the surfing incident and when George said catching waves. Max and his fingers which also thank goodness they were addressed bcus if they hasn’t of been I wouldn’t of been able to cope. And then when Max died at the Minecraft channel plus gaming channel in the real or fake ArthurTV game 😂😂😂

[@taymur0804]

Watching ArthurTV is so heartwarming😍

[@jasminec_]

I absolutely loved this ep! 🎉

[@metalmeka]

loved this ep arthur is the best

[@max_balegde]

Omg I just clicked on that link in description and signed up I can’t believe what happened omg

[@user-xq4pr1cr7k]

What a Sweetie Arthur is! Adorable, answering the phone❤

[@Alyssiable]

BEEN WAITING FOR ARTHUR FOR SO LONGGGG

[@lisabourne37]

oooo I've been waiting for this oneee

[@pinkycrossing4309]

This is why we love Arthur 😂😭

[@0530evan]

RABBIT!!!!!!! this was EXCELLENT....ARTHUR is really a very intelligent guy.....he would make an excellent lawyer...if he practiced....hate to be cross-examined by him......he knows such a wide range.... too bad they did not ask him about his love of animals...and zoos....

[@anythingforourmoonyy]

THANK GOD FOR THIS

[@theperson9702]

theyre talking abt clicking a link in the description but there isn't one lol edit: they added it in

[@max_balegde]

Omg max looks sooooo hot in this one

[@SuperYog008]

Randomly got suggested this video. Really loved it 👍❤Arthur is jokes

[@evandale6612]

Guys the link is a pre launch for their new merch store! There’s gonna be caps, tote bags, hoodies, T-shirts. Most are embroidered with the text “useless” and the tote bag has the full logo on. Comes in pastel colours 🤫

[@MelisaMahlobo-bh9jb]

Loved the podcast... ChrisMD should be next

[@DTT240991]

Arthur is literally the cutest guy on KZbin! 🥰

[@nicolerisell3871]

YESSS FINALLY IT’S ARTHUR!!!!!

[@jordancooper1100]

Yessss finally!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@taylorjx10]

best podcast ❤

[@0530evan]

FINALLY.....got the best guest

[@akoiro_3224]

ArthurTelevision is so pure and adorable.

[@edithcoberman]

I love Arthur so much! U should have a chaos crew episode of the podcast??

[@bigmaaan]

by farrrr this is my favourite episode 💀💀💀💀

[@elv1ra.09]

IVE BEEN WHAITONG FOR THISSS

[@EdenDai96]

Went to jersey for the first time a month ago, beautiful island…. I won’t be able to look at that beautiful sea again 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@mbtravelznewhere]

Omg this was probably funniest episode I've ever seen lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@ellegrantham]

As a law student R v Brown haunts my life

[@hlw28tandl]

There’s no link in the description. Someone help 😢

[@davee66]

BEST COLAB

[@kaytlingul5283]

funniest episode yet😭😭

[@wozzywick]

Viewing KZbin as a way to make money is wild. I feel like I’d never even reach the monetisation threshold.

[@506Naz]

The phone call bit was hilarious but Is anyone going to mention the surfing story 😭?

[@martiniblue742]

OHHHH MY GODDD ALL MY FAVES

[@charlottewh4042]

Not me doing law and knowing the exact case Arthur’s talking about lol

[@0530evan]

ARTHUR made the podcast extra FUNNY.......

[@meganstapo1867]

please replace the mixers in the cupboard 😭😂

[@TheCarlymarie]

Max’s expecto patronum had me crying 😅

[@rachelsellin814]

What’s SAS? 😂 Max is hilarious in his obliviousness 😂😂😂

[@pinklvvr69]

hes just the cutest thing ever

[@al3xxa_r]

8:58 IM CRYING

[@porkbellyism]

Arthur's the cutest, anyone know what shoes he's wearing?

[@i.shuuya3231]

1:07:16 The silence when he said that LMAO

[@neonclawsavie]

“rabbit🐇” as ArthurTV requested

[@devonbananastar4170]

Poor Alex always getting the heat lol

[@miaclarke6859]

I love Arthur so much. he’s such a little cutie❤️

[@Darcey24]

Arthur being confused at the phone is my Roman Empire

[@jamieheald]

I REMEMBER MAX’S GREGGS POST ON DARWEN NOTICEBOARD LMAOOO

[@tisbritney7799]

I need an episode on how to get a pay pig please 🙏🏻😂

[@annieeames2282]

ArthurTV early for once? Only late for Platform Roulette apparently Also Arthur being turned down BY the pay pig is the most adorable thing ever 😂

[@tomjarmain7644]

Rabbit x god bless Arthur he’s so sweet aha he’s just as awkward as me😂

[@davidgg90]

Arthur is very interesting

[@meganlikeveganbutnot]

finallyyyyyyy

[@ionasmith1998]

WHAT DID HE DO TO THE SURFBOARD?!

[@arthurchan1993]

Rabbit Aww poor Arthur was so confused haha

[@zz-ih5xe]

Cushy is a word Max and you used it in the right context!! You didn't make it up

[@user-tw9nr7nl3v]

ARTHUR!!!!

[@orlaith_2910]

55:04 is max okay lmaoooo

[@_itsgeorgina_]

no lie first glance i thought arthur was andrew 😭😂

[@softpheonix]

omg finalllyyyy

[@dumbpopstar]

YES LADS